Son of Shockingly good comic/cartoon/movie scenes: This time it's personal!

[S J C]

Please note I have not been able to get Kingdom hearts 2 yet so I am working off 1.

Sorra Donald and Goofy just arrived on a new world. and are searching for the keyhole, when a group of 5 giant heartless surround them they manage to kill the first 3 then Donald and Goofy are knocked out and the last two are circling a wounded Sorra

Sorra: ok two giant heartless to the one me I’ve faced worse odds.

Then an army of small heartless come out of the shadows and surround Sorra.

Sorra: ok two giant heartless and an army to the one me. Well I’ll at lest take some of them with me I’m sorry Kairi I wasn’t able to keep my promise.

Then out of the distance we see a trail of smoke rising up into the air and a large group of cars lead by a red truck as they get nearer. They get faster not stopping for the small heartless, when they near the two giant heartless they transform into the Autobots. Bumblebee grabs Sorra Donald and Goofy and transforms to carry them to safety

Prime: you have terrorized this world enough. We will stop you, Autobots attack

The Autobots defeat the reaming heartless quite easily just as Sorra Donald and Goofy start to come forward the sun is over shadowed as the Deceptercons land only instead of the Deceptercon symbol it is the heartless one

Thus a mass beat down insures ultimately culminating in the combination of the Keyblade and the matrix to defeat Unicron who is part of the new heartless leaders.

[Ant Crown]

Please note I have not been able to get Kingdom hearts 2 yet so I am working off 1.

Sorra Donald and Goofy just arrived on a new world. and are searching for the keyhole, when a group of 5 giant heartless surround them they manage to kill the first 3 then Donald and Goofy are knocked out and the last two are circling a wounded Sorra

Sorra: ok two giant heartless to the one me I’ve faced worse odds.

Then an army of small heartless come out of the shadows and surround Sorra.

Sorra: ok two giant heartless and an army to the one me. Well I’ll at lest take some of them with me I’m sorry Kairi I wasn’t able to keep my promise.

Then out of the distance we see a trail of smoke rising up into the air and a large group of cars lead by a red truck as they get nearer. They get faster not stopping for the small heartless, when they near the two giant heartless they transform into the Autobots. Bumblebee grabs Sorra Donald and Goofy and transforms to carry them to safety

Prime: you have terrorized this world enough. We will stop you, Autobots attack

The Autobots defeat the reaming heartless quite easily just as Sorra Donald and Goofy start to come forward the sun is over shadowed as the Deceptercons land only instead of the Deceptercon symbol it is the heartless one

Thus a mass beat down insures ultimately culminating in the combination of the Keyblade and the matrix to defeat Unicron who is part of the new heartless leaders.

BAH GAWD...SJC WINS THE INTERNET!

[Radical]

Not bad, Heltyr...but what if it ended like this:

JOKER: "If you don't kill me, I'm going to kill every living creature on this planet."

BATMAN: "Including yourself?"

JOKER: "That's just it. I died a long time ago."

His frozen-rictus face finally manages to twist itself into something resembling a frown. That gleam in his eye isn't madness; it's...a tear?

JOKER: "Please, kill me."

He puts his head against the gun.

JOKER: "I don't like having to explain the joke, but, you see, the thing is...it'd actually be merciful."

Edit: Just thought of the rest of the scene:

Batman stares down at the Joker. He puts the gun on the ground.

JOKER: (a mixture of anguish and anger) "Even after I pour out my heart to you like I just did...you still won't do it? (screams) YOU CALL THAT 'MERCY'?!"

BATMAN: "No. I call it the joke."

JOKER: (puzzled, blinking tears.) "Excuse me?"

Batman starts to smile, a creepy one.

BATMAN: "Why would a guy with no superpowers but everything a man could want dress in a bat outfit and fight criminals?"

Batman makes a very Joker-ike grin.

BATMAN: "Because he's bats, man!"

Batman walks away, letting loose a wild cackle. The Joker watches him leave. The last panel is of the Joker turning to face the reader, shock and confusion plain on his face.

JOKER: "Well...who'd'a thunk it?"

[JCAll]

Adam West Batman: I'm Batman!
Tim Burton Batman: I'm Batman!
Joel Schumacher Batman: I'm Batman!
The Goddamn Batman: I'm Batman!
Batman Begins Batman: I'm Batman!
The Batman: I'm Batman!
...
*cut to the future*
Terry: So, Bruce, what happened next?
Old Bruce: Well, lets just say...I'm Batman :evilsmile

[Ant Crown]

Adam West Batman: I'm Batman!
Tim Burton Batman: I'm Batman!
Joel Schumacher Batman: I'm Batman!
The Goddamn Batman: I'm Batman!
All-Star Batman: I'm Batman!
The Batman: I'm Batman!
...
*cut to the future*
Terry: So, Bruce, what happened next?
Old Bruce: Well, lets just say...I'm Batman :evilsmile

Wait a minute do you mean that AW gets beat by Timmverse?

[JCAll]

Wait a minute do you mean that AW gets beat by Timmverse?

If it's funny enough :D

[Ant Crown]

If it's funny enough :D

*Struggles*
Well...Um...OK. You win the Forum.

[CDB]

Adam West Batman: I'm Batman!
Tim Burton Batman: I'm Batman!
Joel Schumacher Batman: I'm Batman!
The Goddamn Batman: I'm Batman!
Batman Begins Batman: I'm Batman!
The Batman: I'm Batman!
...
*cut to the future*
Terry: So, Bruce, what happened next?
Old Bruce: Well, lets just say...I'm Batman :evilsmile

....JCAll for '08 ;)

[T-1000]

Wow.

That is "Win the Internet' worthy.

:Applauds; Very good work man.

Wow is right. That would have been a freaking awesome way to end Infinite Crisis.

[CDB]

Now what that's a good blueprint for DBZ vs. DC crossover.

[God_of_Awesome]

I love all of you. That is great. I couldn't come up with this shit. You all deserve the internet and then some. Like airwaves to our televisions so you can put this shit on there.

Seriously, your all great. And I won't say this ever, ever again.

[Ant Crown]

I love all of you. That is great. I couldn't come up with this shit. You all deserve the internet and then some. Like airwaves to our televisions so you can put this shit on there.

Seriously, your all great. And I won't say this ever, ever again.

Thanks...I never won it before.

[The Dog]

Yet another "Dr. Light is PWNED!" scene.

*Dr. Light walks down the dark street, passing beneath street lamp after street lamp with a nice swagger in his step. As he walks, he notices a man dressed in black, wearing a tophat and walking with a cane toward him*

Dr. Light: Who are you?

Man: Me? My name's Richard Swift, and by the inane costume your wearing, I take it you're Dr. Light?

Dr. Light: That's me. What do you want?

Swift: Well, from what I've heard, you raped one Sue Dibny. You REALLY shouldn't have done that.

Dr. Light: Why?

Swift: I happened to have liked Mrs. Dibny, sweet and caring woman she was. Nice to a fault, hard for anyone to hate her. But you managed to, didn't you?

Dr. Light: And what are you going to do about it?

Swift: Well, you work with the light, lets see how well you work in the dark.

*Suddenly, darkness envelops Dr. Light, completely blocking all light and leaving him completely in the dark, unable to see anything, save Swift*

Dr. Light: W-Who are you?

Swift: Like I told you, my name's Richard Swift. But you can call me "Shade." Now, prepare for your eternal darkness...

*And in the darkness, with only himself and Shade, Dr. Light does the only thing he can: Scream*

[lonewolf23k]

Yet another "Dr. Light is PWNED!" scene.

*Dr. Light walks down the dark street, passing beneath street lamp after street lamp with a nice swagger in his step. As he walks, he notices a man dressed in black, wearing a tophat and walking with a cane toward him*

Dr. Light: Who are you?

Man: Me? My name's Richard Swift, and by the inane costume your wearing, I take it you're Dr. Light?

Dr. Light: That's me. What do you want?

Swift: Well, from what I've heard, you raped one Sue Dibny. You REALLY shouldn't have done that.

Dr. Light: Why?

Swift: I happened to have liked Mrs. Dibny, sweet and caring woman she was. Nice to a fault, hard for anyone to hate her. But you managed to, didn't you?

Dr. Light: And what are you going to do about it?

Swift: Well, you work with the light, lets see how well you work in the dark.

*Suddenly, darkness envelops Dr. Light, completely blocking all light and leaving him completely in the dark, unable to see anything, save Swift*

Dr. Light: W-Who are you?

Swift: Like I told you, my name's Richard Swift. But you can call me "Shade." Now, prepare for your eternal darkness...

*And in the darkness, with only himself and Shade, Dr. Light does the only thing he can: Scream*

...Best part is, I can totally see The Shade actually doing just that.

[T-1000]

Just another outtake on the possible end of Infinite Crisis.

At the onset of the Crisis, the Justice League has disbanded, Earth villains are rallying together, and the world is in danger of being split, not in two, but in hundreds!

But heroes should never stand alone. From across the dimensional gap, the champions of the Marvel universe have arrived to lend their aide. Yet even with their help, the struggle has been difficult, and there have been casulties.

Despite the best efforts of the Flashes, Superboy Prime has escaped from the speed force and is returning to Earth in anticipation of a final battle with those who would stand in his way.

However, instead of an army of heroes, a single bald man in a wheelchair awaits him upon his return.

Superboy Prime: You. Are you going to fight me too? Are you going to try and stop me?

Professor X: No son. I want to help you.

Superboy Prime: I don't need help. I'm going to be Superman. I'm going to save the world.

Professor Charles Xavier grimaces at Superboy Prime's words even as he reaches out with his telepathy across the globe. Images of pain and suffering, some of which inflicted by the very young man before him, flash freshly through his mind. He pauses to absorb these images, allowing them to steel him, as he speaks again.

Professor X: I know that's what you wanted. I know that you meant well, that you wanted to set things right, but you haven't. You've made them worse. You've endured something beyond comprehension, you've had both your life and your entire world stolen from you, and its driven you mad. Let me help you.

Xavier's words are calm and comforting. In spite of the devastation across the world, his voice is filled with genuine concern. However, this only serves to enrage Superboy Prime further

Superboy Prime: I told you, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! SUPERMAN DOESN'T NEED ANYONE'S HELP.

Superboy Prime reaches out and grabs Professor Xavier by the throat, lifting him up from his chair to dangle like a rag doll from Superboy's arms.

Professor X: Don't do this. Let me help you. Please.

Xavier's voice is pleading at this point, but not for his own safety.

Superboy Prime: I. Don't. Need. Your. Help.

Superboy Prime's voice is that of an executioner as he casually snaps Professor Xavier's neck, letting the frail man fall to the ground limp.

Superboy Prime: I am Superman. I am going to save the world, and I won't be stopped!

Professor Xavier: Yes, you will.

Professor X's voice echoes from across the entire world, causing Superboy Prime to react in fear. He scans the area with his aresenal of super senses but cannot find the body to go along with the voice.

Superboy Prime: Where are you? You can't still be alive. I stopped you!

Professor X: You killed me! Yes? You snapped my neck, didn't you? Your super hearing heard the bones break, your x-ray vision probably saw my heart stop, didn't they?

Superboy Prime: I... I...

Superboy Prime can do nothing but to shake and quiver in fear with no explanation for what is happening.

Professor X: Unless of course, you don't trust your own senses. Sight. Sound. Taste. Touch. Smell. In the end, they're all just electrical impulses interpretated by your mind.

At this, the world around Superboy Prime fades away. Prime is left standing/floating alone in the middle of all consuming darkness with no begining or end in sight as a voice thunders all around him.

Professor X: AND I'M IN YOUR MIND!

Superboy Prime continues to look around him as fear continues to draw across his face.

Superboy Prime: This can't be happening. I'm a hero. Heroes don't lose! Heroes win, heroes save the day.

Professor X: You don't know what a hero is anymore. You remember being one, but you don't remember what it was like, what it meant. You've been gone a long time. Your body may have been preserved in that time, but your mind has degraded. You've lost your way, Superboy. You're as bad as everything you profess to fight.

Superboy Prime: I'm a hero. I'm here to save the world. Make it better.

Prime's voice is weak. It's a pitiful sight as he can do nothing but repeat himself over and over again. It's anyone's guess exactly who he is trying to convince anymore.

Professor X: I know what that's like. I've devoted my entire life to making my world a better place, to change the way people think about people who are different then them. To ultimately put an end to prejudice and intolerance.

There is a brief pause here. The silence is quickly shattered as an image of Professor Xavier's head appears before Superboy Prime, who appears to be no more than an insect in size by comparison.

Professor X: Have you any idea how maddening that is? How frustrating it is for the worlds most powerful telepath to spend his entire life trying to change the minds of the people around him? If I wanted too, I could change their minds in an afternoon, make them think the way I wanted them too. Wipe out the very concepts of intolerance and prejudice from their minds as easily as a teacher might erase words off a chalkboard. But I won't. I'll never allow myself too.

Superboy Prime can only look at the man as though he were insane. Xavier regathers his calm as he speaks again

Professor X: Do you want to know what being a hero is? Being a hero is not about making things the way you want them to be. It's not about might makes right. It's about stopping people from using their powers to make things the way the want them to be. Hitler. Stalin. A dozen madmen in my world, and I'm sure just as many in this. All of them with the idea that their power gives them the right to make things the way they want them. I'll never let myself become that, but you have.

Superboy Prime: No. I'm right. I'm a hero. I save people, help them.

Off to the side, images of the world crumbling around itself are projected for Superboy Prime's inspection. Buildings crumble and burn, people struggle for themselves and for the lives of each other.

Professor X: You're not psychic. Even your ears can't hear their pain like I can. So let me share it with you. Hear their pain.... AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU'VE HELPED THEM!

All at once, cries of pain and sorrow and images of death and despair fill the dark void around Superboy Prime. He throws his hands over his ears while shutting his eyes in a desperate attempt to block them out, but they become all the louder.

Professor X: You wear the armor of a monster, and in doing so have tainted the mantle of a hero. You've lost your way. But that doesn't mean you can't find it again.

The images and the void around fade, and the scenery shifts again. Superboy Prime and Professor Xavier are outside as before. Superboy Prime is on the ground, crying as Professor Xavier moves over on his chair, placing a comforting hand on Superboy Prime's shoulder, whose voice comes over the sound of his own sobbing.

Superboy Prime: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I just wanted to be a hero. I just wanted to make things right. I'm sorry.

Professor X: I know son. I know what its like to let your demons overtake you in a moment of weakness. To let your guard down, and then suddenly awake as if from a dream to find that you have all but destroyed everything that you ever stood for, fought for and believed in.

Superboy Prime: Please. Tell me what do to. How can I make it better?

Professor X: I'm afraid I can't give you an answer son. At least, not the one you want to hear.

Superboy Prime: Please.

Superboy Prime is pleading, his eyes filled with hurt and fear

Professor X: There are no easy answers where redemption is concerned. It's a journey, not a destination. We don't get to pay for our sins like they were some bill or debt owed, we have to answer for them every day. And if we're lucky, we may even be forgiven for them, someday.

There is a long uncomfortable silence. Superboy Prime remains hunched over on the ground even as Prof X's chair begins moving to permit him a closer look at a nearby city.

Professor X: Your world needs heroes. If Alex Luthor isn't stopped, it could be the end of the world. And there are still so many people out there. I suppose some might even say that this were a job for Superman.

Superboy Prime: No.

The Anti-Monitor armor falls to the ground as the figure of Superboy Prime rises up in his original costume.

Superboy Prime: This looks like a job for Superboy!