Son of Shockingly good comic/cartoon/movie scenes: This time it's personal!

[The Dog]

*Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Guy Gardner, and Max Lord sit around a card table, playing poker*

Blue Beetle:... And that's how I briefly married into alien royalty. At least, until the queen found out that my costume wasn't my natural appearance.

Guy Gardner: You know, I've been pondering HOW you, and Max survived everything that happened. Explain it to me.

Booster Gold: Yeah, I'd like to know too.

Max Lord: Ted, how about you elaborate, since you're better at it than me.

Beetle: Well, you see guys, it was all a big joke on the JLA.

Guy: What?! But your house, the gunshot wound, Max's broken neck! OMAC! All of that!

Beetle: Let me answer each in turn. First, you want to know about my house, which was blown up?

Booster: Yeah.

Beetle: Well, you see, my house was empty. I'd removed all my personal belongings into another house set up by me and Max.

Guy: Uh-huh. And your "death" by gunshot wound?

Beetle: A clone I had some alien allies made. Pretty realistic huh?

Booster: And Max? And Superman's going nuts?

Max: Allow me to field this one. That was another clone. Didn't you wonder how I miraculously became human again?

Guy: A bit, yeah.

Max: Yeah, I had a clone of me made. As for Superman's temporary dive into psychosis, well, that was caused by a nice piece of Apokoliptian tech ol' Ted managed to knick with the help of Batsy's Boom Tube generator.

Booster: And OMAC?

Ted: Me and Max designed them to terrorize the others a bit and then fall without trouble.

Guy: And all of this was a joke?

Max: Well, a joke and to teach them a lesson. Bunch of mindwiping bastards.

Booster: A lesson? You did all of this as a lesson and for a few chuckles?

Beetle:... Well...

Max: ...Yeah.

*All is silent before Guy and Booster burst into a fit of laughter*

Guy: This is the mother of all jokes! You PUNKED the entire JLA! That is good!

Booster: Yeah. Too bad about that Stephanie girl.

Max: She was in on it. Her and Miss Lelsie Thompkins.

Guy: Where are they?

Beetle: A nice vacation trip in Aruba.

Booster: And this just to add anguish to Batman?

Beetle: Yep.

Guy: *smiling* You guys are dicks.

Max: Yes, I suppose we are.

Booster: But you let Dr. Light get away with what he did?

Beetle: Now, we never said that...

*Elsewhere, a depowered Dr. Light runs through dirty, dingy streets as a familiar red and black clad maniac wielding dual swords chases after him*

Dr. Light: NO! NO! GET AWAY YOU PSYCHO!

DeadPool: What can I say? The guy dressed as a bug who pulled me through that dimensional warp... flux... thingy... Whatever the Hell it was promised me a couple grand if I kill you, extra if I make it really gruesome, painful, and more if I taped it.

Dr. Light: I'LL PAY YOU NOT TOO!

DeadPool: Won't work. I heard what you did to a right nice woman, and I'm afraid I can't let you get away with that. I may condone a lot of things, but unnecessary abuse to a woman ain't one of them lightbulb! Now hold still so I can kill ya!

[CDB]

*The Joker's hideout. Not the usual Joker, but the one from The Batman. The Joker is working on his latest scheme, laughing to himself.*
Joker: Ha ha!! Wait'll Batman gets a load of this!
*Suddenly, a loud banging comes from the door.*
Joker: *turning towards the door* What the--
*The door comes crashing inward, and in walks...the Timmverse Joker, with Harley in tow. Timmverse Joker looks extremely pissed. Harley is smiling, but it's not a nice smile by any stretch of the imagination. She's also carrying a very large mallet, thus explaining what happened to the door.*
TB Joker: *with mock joy* Oh, goodie, my own fan club! What a nice surprise!
Timmverse Joker: QUIET, YOU IMBECILE! *stabs an accusing finger at TB Joker* YOU! How dare you call yourself Joker! You pale imitation! Puerile puns! Insipid schemes! Leaping about in a fight like some diseased baboon! Where's your sense of dignity, man?! You're an insult to my name!
Harley: You tell 'im, Puddin'!
TB Joker: *hurls a group of razor-edged cards at Timmverse Joker and Harley* Man, I don't know what you're talking about, but it's clear to me you're not playing with a full deck!
*Timmverse Joker grins as the cards come to a halt in mid-air, inches from his face.*
Timmverse Joker: That may be true, Monkey-Boy, but luckily...
*The Joker's Royal Flush Gang (minus Ace) burst into the room, itching for a fight. King readies a pair of fireballs, Queen redirects the razor cards at TB Joker with her magnetic powers, Jack stretches out over the group, and Ten begins punching a fist into his hand in anticipation. Joker and Harley's smiles become utterly sadistic.*
Timmverse Joker: ...I always keep a Royal Flush on hand.

GREATEST "THE BATMAN" DISS, EVER!!! Stretch Dude wins the internet for today!!!

[Stretch Dude]

GREATEST "THE BATMAN" DISS, EVER!!! Stretch Dude wins the internet for today!!!

Why, thank ye. :D

[KingEli]

*Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Guy Gardner, and Max Lord sit around a card table, playing poker*

Blue Beetle:... And that's how I briefly married into alien royalty. At least, until the queen found out that my costume wasn't my natural appearance.

Guy Gardner: You know, I've been pondering HOW you, and Max survived everything that happened. Explain it to me.

Booster Gold: Yeah, I'd like to know too.

Max Lord: Ted, how about you elaborate, since you're better at it than me.

Beetle: Well, you see guys, it was all a big joke on the JLA.

Guy: What?! But your house, the gunshot wound, Max's broken neck! OMAC! All of that!

Beetle: Let me answer each in turn. First, you want to know about my house, which was blown up?

Booster: Yeah.

Beetle: Well, you see, my house was empty. I'd removed all my personal belongings into another house set up by me and Max.

Guy: Uh-huh. And your "death" by gunshot wound?

Beetle: A clone I had some alien allies made. Pretty realistic huh?

Booster: And Max? And Superman's going nuts?

Max: Allow me to field this one. That was another clone. Didn't you wonder how I miraculously became human again?

Guy: A bit, yeah.

Max: Yeah, I had a clone of me made. As for Superman's temporary dive into psychosis, well, that was caused by a nice piece of Apokoliptian tech ol' Ted managed to knick with the help of Batsy's Boom Tube generator.

Booster: And OMAC?

Ted: Me and Max designed them to terrorize the others a bit and then fall without trouble.

Guy: And all of this was a joke?

Max: Well, a joke and to teach them a lesson. Bunch of mindwiping bastards.

Booster: A lesson? You did all of this as a lesson and for a few chuckles?

Beetle:... Well...

Max: ...Yeah.

*All is silent before Guy and Booster burst into a fit of laughter*

Guy: This is the mother of all jokes! You PUNKED the entire JLA! That is good!

Booster: Yeah. Too bad about that Stephanie girl.

Max: She was in on it. Her and Miss Lelsie Thompkins.

Guy: Where are they?

Beetle: A nice vacation trip in Aruba.

Booster: And this just to add anguish to Batman?

Beetle: Yep.

Guy: *smiling* You guys are dicks.

Max: Yes, I suppose we are.

Booster: But you let Dr. Light get away with what he did?

Beetle: Now, we never said that...

*Elsewhere, a depowered Dr. Light runs through dirty, dingy streets as a familiar red and black clad maniac wielding dual swords chases after him*

Dr. Light: NO! NO! GET AWAY YOU PSYCHO!

DeadPool: What can I say? The guy dressed as a bug who pulled me through that dimensional warp... flux... thingy... Whatever the Hell it was promised me a couple grand if I kill you, extra if I make it really gruesome, painful, and more if I taped it.

Dr. Light: I'LL PAY YOU NOT TOO!

DeadPool: Won't work. I heard what you did to a right nice woman, and I'm afraid I can't let you get away with that. I may condone a lot of things, but unnecessary abuse to a woman ain't one of them lightbulb! Now hold still so I can kill ya!

JLI 1, DCU 0

[CDB]

Why, thank ye. :D

Ye be welcomed ;) How can I link add that single comment to my sig.

[Peter]

Why, thank ye. :D

The scary thing is, you're keeping tabs on all the times you win the internet :D.

[Atomic Horror]

A video game scene I'd like to see, from Kingdom Hearts 3

(Sora, Donald and Goofy have arrived in a new world via the Gummiship. They beam down, and find themselves in a city surrounded by powerful Heartless. As the trio prepare for battle, a canister falls from the sky and explodes, sending out a cloud of gas that destroys the Heartless. The heroes look up to where the canister fell from, and see the top of a building. A cloud of smoke appears on the rooftop, and we hear...)

"I am the terror who flaps in the night! I am the pepper that gives heartburn to the Heartless! I am DARKWING DUCK!"

Come on. You all know that would be pure awesomness.

[lonewolf23k]

*Enter scene, the Beetles' home (from Codename: Kids Next Door)

Wallaby Beetle (aka Numbah 4): But moooom.. I'm on assignment tonight!

Mrs Beetle: Now Wally, I don't wanna hear it.. Your father and I have been wanting to go see that show in ages, and we had a hard time finding a babysitter you haven't scared off in such short notice.. *doorbell rings* ...That must be her now.. Now, you be nice for her.. *answers the door* Thank you for taking the time to travel to our town..

Kim Possible: Oh, so not the drama.. It's nice having a normal babysitter assignment every once in a while..

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Numbah 4: I'm telling you, she's driving me crazy!! ...I've been trying everything I can think of to mess with her, or to distract her so I can sneak out, but she's always one step of me!
Numbah 1: Ok, ok, we'll come and break you out.. Do you have a name on her, so we can make some preperations?
Numbah 4: Yeah, her name's Kim Possible.. ...So, what did you have in mind to use on her?
Numbah 1: ...Kim... Possible?
Numbah 4: Yeah.. What is it?
Numbah 1: ...Sorry Wally.. We can't help you. We'll try to get by without you tonight.
Numbah 4: WHAT?! ...C'mon, what's going on!? She's Just a Babysitter!
Numbah 1: If you want my advice, just don't piss her off.. End Communication.

Numbah 5: ...Ok, Numbah 5 has got to know.. ...What's with the look of terror on your face?
Numbah 1: ...Let's just say I know exactly what Numbah 4's going through.. ...Kim Possible babysat me once...

[SpaceCowgirl]

A Kingdom Hearts scene:

(Sora, Goofy, and Donald are running through some sort of dark cavern, obviously winded, when a figure drops down behind them, as the familiar "One Winged Angel" begins to play)

Sephiroth: (raises his sword menacingly) Your journey ends here.

(the others reach for their weapons, as a small piano melody begins to play, and a voice calls out)

????: Not today, I'm afraid.

Sephiroth: Who dares?

(Terra drops down in between Sephiroth and the three heroes, the melody, recognizably her theme, continues)

Terra: I do.

Sephiroth: Hmph. I remember the last time a girl tried to stand in my way.

Terra: I'm no ordinary girl. (her theme reaches an orchestral crescendo as she transforms into her esper form, and a shocked Sephiroth is engulfed in light)

[The MunchKING]

A Kingdom Hearts scene:

(Sora, Goofy, and Donald are running through some sort of dark cavern, obviously winded, when a figure drops down behind them, as the familiar "One Winged Angel" begins to play)

Sephiroth: (raises his sword menacingly) Your journey ends here.

(the others reach for their weapons, as a small piano melody begins to play, and a voice calls out)

????: Not today, I'm afraid.

Sephiroth: Who dares?

(Terra drops down in between Sephiroth and the three heroes, the melody, recognizably her theme, continues)

Terra: I do.

Sephiroth: Hmph. I remember the last time a girl tried to stand in my way.

Terra: I'm no ordinary girl. (her theme reaches an orchestral crescendo as she transforms into her esper form, and a shocked Sephiroth is engulfed in light)

That would have rocked.

Of course I always said if they wanted to scare the crap out of old school Gamers they should have put Sabin in there. Heck he was MADE for a Collesium fight.

[SpaceCowgirl]

That would have rocked.

Of course I always said if they wanted to scare the crap out of old school Gamers they should have put Sabin in there. Heck he was MADE for a Collesium fight.

Thanks.

and yeah, Sabin would have been great, he was indeed perfect for that. Can you imagine how cool Bum Rush would look?

[The MunchKING]

Thanks.

and yeah, Sabin would have been great, he was indeed perfect for that. Can you imagine how cool Bum Rush would look?

Flame Dance too...

[Adrian Tullberg]

If they ever make a Batman/Superman movie, I'd like to see this about mid-way ...

Assume Batman and Superman have clashed earlier ... now Kent is at a little shindig at Wayne Manor

BRUCE WAYNE and CLARK KENT, in tuxedos, are talking in a hallway.

BRUCE WAYNE
Well, I don't give interviews to papers outside Gotham, but I'll try anything once.

CLARK KENT
Is seven tomorrow ...

ALFRED arrives

ALFRED
Good to see you've stopped this fighting, although the Cave would be a better location.

BRUCE WAYNE
The basement's a bit dusty, but I wouldn't call it a cave.

ALFRED
Why else would you invite Superman to the party then?

BRUCE WAYNE
Superman?

ALFRED
I mean, come on, those glasses wouldn't fool ...

An embarrassed silence as the two heroes realise who the other is, and Alfred realises what he's given away.

ALFRED
Ah ... if you'll excuse me.

Alfred vanishes post haste.

There's a very awkward silence between the two.

BRUCE WAYNE
Just glasses?

CLARK KENT
Worked so far.

BRUCE WAYNE
Alfred ... he doesn't ... he's good.

CLARK KENT
Oh yeah.

[JCAll]

Something that I want to see now that they're doing new Transformers cartoons.

All of the other Autobots/Decepticons are modern technology, but Soundwave still ends up being an old fashioned Tape Recorder. And the other Decepticons give him hell about this to no end. Eventually a new listener shows up for the Decepticons, and is more far advanced than Soundwave. After being pushed to the wayside for too long, Soundwave has had enough, and they decide to have it out.

*after Soundwave gets beaten on for a while*
New Bot: Give it up. I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. Heck, I'm just plain better than you.
Soundwave: But you forget.
New Bot: Forget what?
Soundwave: EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!
New Bot: ...
Soundwave: EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!
New Bot:
Soundwave: You forget that I am not alone.

Nobody gives Soundwave hell anymore. Ever.

[Ant Crown]

*Enter scene, the Beetles' home (from Codename: Kids Next Door)

Wallaby Beetle (aka Numbah 4): But moooom.. I'm on assignment tonight!

Mrs Beetle: Now Wally, I don't wanna hear it.. Your father and I have been wanting to go see that show in ages, and we had a hard time finding a babysitter you haven't scared off in such short notice.. *doorbell rings* ...That must be her now.. Now, you be nice for her.. *answers the door* Thank you for taking the time to travel to our town..

Kim Possible: Oh, so not the drama.. It's nice having a normal babysitter assignment every once in a while..

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Numbah 4: I'm telling you, she's driving me crazy!! ...I've been trying everything I can think of to mess with her, or to distract her so I can sneak out, but she's always one step of me!
Numbah 1: Ok, ok, we'll come and break you out.. Do you have a name on her, so we can make some preperations?
Numbah 4: Yeah, her name's Kim Possible.. ...So, what did you have in mind to use on her?
Numbah 1: ...Kim... Possible?
Numbah 4: Yeah.. What is it?
Numbah 1: ...Sorry Wally.. We can't help you. We'll try to get by without you tonight.
Numbah 4: WHAT?! ...C'mon, what's going on!? She's Just a Babysitter!
Numbah 1: If you want my advice, just don't piss her off.. End Communication.

Numbah 5: ...Ok, Numbah 5 has got to know.. ...What's with the look of terror on your face?
Numbah 1: ...Let's just say I know exactly what Numbah 4's going through.. ...Kim Possible babysat me once...

Numbah 4 be pwned.