When Sleeping With Your Teacher Goes Wrong

[StoneGold]

Man, when they hold the kids who made Fox News by having sex with their teachers convention, the victim in this case must get laughed at by all the other kids.



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...nunnelee1.html

[Michael P]

Hahaha! It's funny because she's unattractive!

[StoneGold]

Hahaha! It's funny because she's unattractive!

Basically. The joke doesn't have much depth, but it's still a pretty good one.


At the very least, she's not the kind of teacher I would have ever imagined having sex with. But I don't think I ever had any attractive teachers. At least none attractive enough to distract me from someone who was sitting near by me.

[Sentry]

i dunno, desperate chicks are allways the best lays. they give more.

[Forefinger]

i dunno, desperate chicks are allways the best lays. they give more.

Sounds like the voice of experience to me. Been banging 40 year old, ugly, teachers eh?

[Spackling Compound]

Oh, yeah, make fun of the homely teacher. Imagine a teacher who doesn't look like Jenna Jameson!

It's funny too that on a Comic book site one finds a teacher in plain dress comical as an object of sexual desire but then again, comic geeks will moon over the same physical type if the woman is a comic book writer, comic book fan at a convention who's had too many vodka collins or wearing a Elfquest costume and thinks your Madman tshirt would look good on the floor of her hotel room.

[StoneGold]

Besides, there's already that whole "teacher" vibe going on. It's not really a matter of getting a woman to do stuff.

[Forefinger]

Oh, yeah, make fun of the homely teacher. Imagine a teacher who doesn't look like Jenna Jameson!

It's funny too that on a Comic book site one finds a teacher in plain dress comical as an object of sexual desire but then again, comic geeks will moon over the same physical type if the woman is a comic book writer, comic book fan at a convention who's had too many vodka collins or wearing a Elfquest costume and thinks your Madman tshirt would look good on the floor of her hotel room.

I wouldn't be interested in that woman under any circumstances.....unless I was single, drunk, and really wanting a blowjob.

[StoneGold]

Oh, yeah, make fun of the homely teacher. Imagine a teacher who doesn't look like Jenna Jameson!

It's funny too that on a Comic book site one finds a teacher in plain dress comical as an object of sexual desire but then again, comic geeks will moon over the same physical type if the woman is a comic book writer, comic book fan at a convention who's had too many vodka collins or wearing a Elfquest costume and thinks your Madman tshirt would look good on the floor of her hotel room.

You have the hots for her, don't you?

[Spackling Compound]

I wouldn't be interested in that woman under any circumstances.....unless I was single, drunk, and really wanting a blowjob.

Which pretty much was my point...the Elfquest costume was just gravy!

[Lubichev]

....comic book fan at a convention who's had too many vodka collins or wearing a Elfquest costume and thinks your Madman tshirt would look good on the floor of her hotel room.

[Spackling Compound]

You have the hots for her, don't you?

Not Plan A is all I'd say.

[Michael P]

I'd hit it.

[StoneGold]

I'd hit it.

Just a warning, you'll need a costume. A little further research, while I originally grabbed it off an image search for "fanboy," it's from a Furry website. Apparently run by Tron Guy. You know, the fat guy in the Tron outfit.

[Rae Rodriguez]

Sounds like the voice of experience to me. Been banging 40 year old, ugly, teachers eh?

I was thinking the same thing.