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Happy Birthday Andrew! I'll lift a few pints for you. Barkeep! Birthday pints over here!

I. Just wan a galllon of ale! It wase for drinlking ayt hree pints of guinnessd fadter tgen any one else. Next w eeek I shall be competing aagainst mu past self. Should be easy

Just shaved off my beard. My chin's ruddy freezing!

Manchester United are attempting to hijack Chelsea's £15m move for 20-year-old Vitesse Arnhem midfielder Marco van Ginkel.

Manchester City are ready to battle rivals United in the £25.5m chase for...

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho claims he knew months ago of Sir Alex Ferguson's plans to stand down as Manchester United boss, but says he was always intent on returning to Stamford Bridge.
Ferguson,...

I get the feeling that Neymar believes his own hype a bit too much. He seems to almost expect everyone else on the pitch allow him to do what he wants, like you said Mob if the game seem's too much...

Oh yeah, and Pellegrini is finally appointed City boss.

Owen Coyle gets the Wigan job.

*Walks in, steals an awesome sandwich and every verb out of the next post*

Good day all.

The Argentine Football Association (AFA) has banned away fans from attending football matches, after the death of a supporter.

The ban will apply across the country in all divisions of Argentine...

I get drunk.

What is hidden inb the dark is the cornert of reality and the foreundation of the stone of. Re


Lit I want an ice9reaal and a conett.

I thinkd if the rtiono and I see the future in the chaos

If the drinbk means that the drinker can't perceive reality in the norm thaat. Society hads prearranged. Has drink freed the drinker to perceive what is teruly there or are we still stuck under the...

Tjhe ladddie's with me, bring ton the spare bar stooool the one that fooonm dord that thing

That thging we woyuldn't speak abou

MORe BeeR poir FavoR

Arsenal chief executive Ivan Gazidis says the club are ready to "escalate" their spending next season.
Asked whether Arsenal could afford to spend a £20m transfer fee on a single player, and offer...

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has been given the go ahead to move for Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney. Gunners chief executive Ivan Gazidis says the club can afford the England international.
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Football Association chairman David Bernstein believes any plans to move the 2022 World Cup in Qatar to the winter are "fundamentally flawed".
Fifa president Sepp Blatter said last month that it is...

To my new fellow editors, welcome and congratulations! I have one valuable piece of advice to impart, sobriety is now your enemy!

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has made a £35m move for Zenit St Petersburg's Brazil forward Hulk, having missed out on top target Radamel Falcao. Hulk, 26, almost joined the Blues last summer but a...

Sorry to hear that Hubbs, I've lived with dogs every day of my life and they are not pets really but a part of the family. I hope she's returned soon.

"Flame, smoke and timbers erupted into the air, though the chief effect of the exploding powder was to drive the pontoon down into the river" - Sharpe's Fury

Not to sure what to read into that.

Many thanks everyone

My little sister got married about an hour ago.

Khazan, the drinks are on me all day.

I watched it.......wait, I'll think of something.......I enjoyed the sandwich and the beer, otherwise I agree with what Gary Lineker said that we're slipping back to the dark days of International...

Hughes and Stoke's style fits each other. Which means they should survive without pulling up any trees.

Wigan's hunt for a manager is a little troubling, I work with a lot of Wigan fans and with...