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Oh silly reader, there was that rumor about The First X-Men existing and all that jazz, but be assured, it doesn't exist, okay?

... It doesn't exist.

IT.
DOESN'T.
EXIST.

News flash: Shit show is shit!
Nothing to see here folks. :P

I'm already calling it. Her death will be Otto's fault and drive him away from the Spider-Man mantle.

Spider-Man: Reign. It pretty much is the Spider-Man version of The Dark Knight Returns.

Greatest threat to Mutants? The Avengers, as they always have been.

Afterall, who else that isn't a Sentinel went to levelled an island nation for Mutants for little reason other than, there's a...

Let's just make it clear.

"The First X-Men" never happened. Nope. Doesn't exist.

Hands down Stefano Casseli & Marco Chechetto. Chechetto is doing Avenging Spider-Man for the moment, but he desperately needs to do more Spider-Man stuff. Been loving his stuff since that Ben Reilly...

I wish I was those kids. At that age, could you just imagine how magical that moment would be? :D

Corporal Summers needs his own series NOW! :D

The Red Skull has Charles' brain and will try to go on a killing spree, but just when the Red Skull tries to kill someone with his bare hands, ghost Professor X will subliminally stop him and swear...

*Cyclops & Co. watch the news report*
Reporter: ...And sadly, the famous Avenger and X-Man Wolverine, AKA Logan, AKA James Howlett, perished in battle.
*Cyclops just looks at the screen, mouth...

Why isn't there a "Filthy Mutant Traitor" option?

Yeah, she kinda does... BELIEVE IT! :tongue:

Cyclops called. He wants his good reputation back.

Honestly, with what's going on in Avenging Spider-Man, imagine him becoming a one-man Sinister Six and turning Spider-Man into a super villain. Then, when Peter's persona eventually comes back, he'll...

We all know Lady Xorn is what happens when Magneto loses his powers for the umpteenth time, goes to drastic lengths to get them back, and somehow becomes a woman as a result.

I'm betting the High...

PleasekillWolverine! PleasekillWolverine! PleasekillWolverine! PleasekillWolverine! PleasekillWolverine!

Well see the problem with that is that you had 3 different writers handling Cyclops' response to the incident and it all came out very jumbled and contradictory...

You had Arron, who I don't like...

Given the current state of events with Spider-Man in Superior, this cover is now hilarious! XD

My jokes of Captain America as a rapist are sort of supported by this weird remix I accidentally found... >_>

After all, he does say he's "Ready for any man", including Spider-Man, and will "show...

You're trying to figure out Continuity and Age of Ultron...

YOU FOOL! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IS FORBIDDEN?! NOW STOP BEFORE THE ULTRON SENTINELS FIND US!!!

Potto Poctavious: Yes... This new invention is going splendedly... Huh? What's this?
*Avengers ID Card activates*
Potto Poctavious: A Priority One call from the Avengers?! I must attend...

I haven't read all of it, but there's ONE thing you need to know... *Spoiler Alert*

Wolverine DIES.

He doesn't come back (as far as I know), he's just dead... Permanently... Deady Dead Dead......

I knew it. I fucking knew it! I joked about it before, but now it's really happening...

Marvel wants Wolverine to be the father/creator of everything.

First he created Weapon X.
Then he...

Peter Parker, as Spider-Man, is humorous, he's supposed to be. (Though not like that horrendous Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon)

As for if he's funny, well it really depends on the writer...