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Enjoy being able to do that while you can.

And I love how fanboys are saying 'wailt 'til E3', as if I'd give a crap what kind of shiny toys they try to dangle in front of my face while they try to sell me a product I won't actually own. They...

I'm not saying he won't do any of that or that Tony'd agree to some partnership (he likely won't, true). Just that his modus operandi is a poor fit for this situation. The main problem here is that...

Clearly this is the Ten-Eyed Man's time to shine.

Sounds like what a 7 year old from any generation'd do when put in a consequence-free environment like online gaming.

The PS2 is one of the best-selling home consoles of all time. I'm not a business major or anything but I think having a ready-made library of PS1 games on day one might've had something to do with...

I'll take the Wii U's problems over requiring daily internet checks to play fucking video games any day.

That rather cements my point that he's not going to waste resources 'taking down' Tony. If anything he'll probably try partner himself with a guy who's brain is worth Xanatos' entire R&D division a...

Uh...the games you just listed are almost all current-gen.

Arguable. We've never seen Xanatos break any of his business competitors the way Stane broke Tony. He's good enough to know when not to overplay his hand, but that just means he'll know not waste...

Sleazy and feature-bloated. I'd say something about Microsoft losing a customer but quite frankly with how poorly-made the Xbox and the 360 were they never had one here in the first place.

Well looks like Microsoft just gave Nintendo 2nd place, at least.

...You do know that Japan's Emperor is more of a religious figure than an actual head of state and usually has no real political power, right?

This sounds like the setup to an incredibly painful sex joke.

Come to think of it...assuming there's even a possibility of him existing, this would dramatically change Thailog.

Well yeah, they want to be able to strongarm the media too once they're back in charge.

That...pretty much sucks most of the drama out of the Gargoyles-verse since Tony isn't going to be cutting deals with psychos like Demona and Severus.

Meanwhile Xanatos is way, way out of his...

Xanatos isn't really anything Tony hasn't dealt with before. He'd basically be a far less ruthless Obadiah Stane.

You'd think the Mandarin'd be like kryptonite to a frost giant.

Why does Sammy hate numbered sequels?

I'd think Dr. Doom'd be above digging around in Reed Richards' junk drawer.

Goddamn.

Did they burn an effigy of Santa Claus while they were at it?

Indeed. Imagine being 12 years old again and seeing a gameplay video for current-gen game like, say, Bioshock Infinite. And then being told that that's a video game you can actually play.

In terms of pure mechanics Virtua Fighter stands tall above all others.

I hope they don't take out too much of the randomness. Smash Bros. was always meant to be a party game, not a super serious tournament fighter.