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Lesnar was fighting heavyweights, lol. Not some skinny 175 pound fighter.



Wow. Showing up a twice a week and earning yourself a black belt? What is this? The Jean Grey Martial Arts institute?

I have no idea why you guys are being so passionate about this, lol. Also, it's kinda funny how you guys keep implying that the underdog inevitably possesses the greater experience, technique,...

Yeah. That's kinda the super-hero fantasy. ZOMG, I don't need to train hard, I'm a brawler! I can totally take on Michael Jay White! BECAUSE I HAS STREET SMARTZ! :wink:




Ali gets a free pass...

Right now, I'm imagining Wolvie trying to explain the Phoenix dilemma by having Cap watch the old Transformers movie.

Cap: "Soooo. Summers is Galvatron, right?"
Wolvie: "Yes, yes he is."
Cap:...

I don't give a crap about Wakanda either. Fuck their let's-not-share-the-cure-for-cancer policy.

Still. Emma set up the death of a crapload of people and whined about being smacked around for it....

That was pretty much Emma's reasoning, I'll give you that. Orchestrating mass slaughters and crying about being a victim FTW!

I know I went out of my way to describe two skinny combatants. To give the smaller combatant something vaguely resembling a chance. The point I'm making is that weight classes don't exist to protect...

Wakanda says go to hell. :wink:

Cyclops' life is every heterosexual male's nightmare. As if his attention-starved girlfriends weren't enough of a reason, his nemesis is a flaming creeper who keeps making fun of him for acting like...

You're over-thinking this. Cap thought the Phoenix was Unicron. And still kinda does. End of story.

Cute little story. Missing the point, though.

Pit a 6'2, 200-pounds marine with a black belt against a 5'9, 165-pounds self-proclaimed scrapper. Yes, the scrapper will win the odd fight. But the...

They've been at the school for, like, 2 days. Cry me a ******* river.

I'm not. I freakin adore Cyclops, man. Still. Gillen went out of his way to take non-stop jabs at the guy. Gillen trolled Cyclops hardcore and did it in style. That's totally fine in my book. Having...

Rule 63, baby.

Sinister would be so depressed.

For it to qualify as a cult, One-Eye would require something that vaguely resembles a plan.

Gillen wasn't even going for subtle, lol. Cyclops was being trolled, ordered around and manipulated during the whole thing. Which made it so damn funny when AvX obliterated the point of his run.

The whole point of martial arts is to give an edge against bigger street fighters, lol.

Of course he has. That's why him being right during AvX was the funniest thing ever.

Cable is a ridiculously OP'd class. Not measuring up to that game-breaking asshole is a good thing.

So Marvel doesn't get how combat and martial arts actually work. Hardly news.

Heroes traditionally have no idea what the efff they're doing. Not seeing how that's bad thing.

I'm not saying it wouldn't be in-character for Magneto to think so. The guy's a narcissistic douchebag. Of course it'd be in-character.

Still. One-Eye made an hilariously demented stand against...

As if the latter was a Cyclops exclusive. :tongue:



Cyclops is a painful reminder of that real life boring kid who used to run circles around ya back in gym class. Of course he's not a freakin...

Give in to your hatred. It only makes Cyclops stronger.

Sooo... being a full-fledged collaborator is somehow a step up from lackey? Oh well.