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I know more swear words in klingon than I do french.

What a TWIST!

Canadian french is different than French french. I'm pretty sure we have 3 different kinds of french.

Meredith Brooks just called.

nothing to see here

That "I like The Remix" song? or do they have something else out now?

I had a friend who I haven't seen in like 16 years wire me $400 today to help me pay some immediate bills because I bought a tonne of her stuff when she needed to move 16 years ago.

I still have...

*high fives the Ood*

I thought the line was:

"Revved up like a Deuce, another runner in the night"

Refering to a Ford Model B, also known as a Deuce Coupe made famous by The Beach Boys in "Little Deuce Coupe".

One is a government job. Just a registry clerk and apparently all you need to know is what a computer looks like.

There's also Starbucks barista, adminstrator at a gym, office supply store sales...

I bought them 2 weeks after my ex moved out. I used 5 of them 3 months later and then nothing. Plenty of dangled carrots but no penises.

Bought another box a year ago when I thought I was getting...

I'm gonna head to bed and dream about this afternoon. And apply to a couple more jobs tomorrow. there's at least about 3-5 that I have a decent chance of the 8 or so I found tonight. YAY!

I don't know if I'm going to get a 15pk of cans or a 6pk of 710 bottles. They'll both last just as long.

I opened the sandwich. Put the wrapper in the trash and turned around and he had jumped on the table and started licking and nibbling. I was like DUDE! WTF? The Popcorn was hilarious as he grabbed a...

They threatened to get me kicked me out of my apartment because my cats are too loud in the kitchen. They can go fuck themselves.

Eh, he's dealt with my crazy before. I just needed to have given...

I had some coke and some reese big cups. I need to get some more coke tomorrow. keeps me happy.

Fritters had taken to licking nibbling the turkey in my sandwiches and stealing popcorn.

Yeah well. It was one of those things where it was more a threat to myself than anything else.

I really do not want to fathom a guess.


AND YAY.... drunken twenty somethings are yelling at each other in the foyer.

TOTALLY it is.

If I get hired by them again, then I don't fucking care.

Also what is funny, I was working in a pizza place for about a month just before I got the job there and the pizza place let me go as...

Oh yeah. I let him touch my boobs. He threatened penis. I threatened blow job. All in all quite satisfied. He left confused because he doesn't understand how fucking awesome he is no matter how...

No alcohol.

well, I have 7 year old guinness and 2 year beer because I'm too lazy and scared to throw it out.

that totally makes me think of Fritters.

Work gave him some therapy. His mother is getting him some for his birthday. He's been out from under his influence for a year now. He's living with a friend of his for a year now after living with...

I know. Not trying to fix him. Just being the best damn support system he's ever had. He's got to want to be happy. I can't force him. I just have to keep being the best damn thing in his life.