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HahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA... SNARK!!!!!

Okay, that cheered me up a little.

The answer is intergalactic magic mushroom donuts.

Or poison cookies? Way less pieces to keep track of when your enemies are dead.

Okay... you may think you are not my friend, but you are my friend. I have decided.

The most fantastic present you could give me, is NOT feeling guilty for any fucking thing ever. You are fantastic!



It's pretty fucking great. I knew you fuckers were REAL!



That is one...

It is officially my new favorite poison delivery system.

What? A unicorn sprinkle shaker isn't fucking happy enough for you?

GAH!!!! Just when I thought the birthday fun was over, and it was safe to get cranky again, I GET THIS IN THE MAIL!!!! *twirl*
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This is unacceptable. Unless... are you learning how to get rid of the bodies?



Yes. Also, I love you.



Aw. He sounds adorable! Well... other than the being mean to Pol Rua and me needing...

Clean out your fucking PM box. You are the most annoying of all my friends!

What the fuck, Jared? GAH!! Don't report the screaming lunatic posts until I get a fucking chance to play!

I have never reported a post in my life. You are a CBR hall monitor NERD!

I don't know if this counts, but... fuck you.



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I didn't realize it was finished! I could easily stack up some bodies today, if you wanted to test it out.

We've had a few small tornadoes touch down since I've lived here, but nothing like what happened in Oklahoma yesterday. There was a storm last year where the sky turned green, and a few touched down...

Not really. It's raining with the occasional burst of strong wind, but mostly it's just raining. We had the loudest fucking lightening strike, and all the power went out, but it came back on again....

I remember when I used to like storms.

Aw. Romantic.

This is snarkbunny we're talking about here. She's probably taken a murder dungeon building class!

snarkbunny is building it! *twirl*

How the fuck would I know? I don't have a murder vagina!

Learning stuff is your superpower! Hooray!

New game!

Phobias! What are you afraid of?

Some bugs, heights, ghosts, the dark, tornado sirens, and I dislike clowns.

Also, I added your birthday to my calendar. We were both born on the 17th. Totally makes us friends. My condolences.

Does she kill with her vagina? Don't ruin this magical birthday moment, Agent.

I love The Beast Of Yucca Flats.