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Warm Canada is too bright today. Not a fan of all this glare and uncomfortable heat.

Which is a shame, given that this is the closest he's made to not making a curbstomp.

Anywho, Stormbringer-lite might be slower, but I'm not really seeing his durability getting pierced by a...

You try thinking of fifteen good yellow-themed supervillain names.

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Counterpoint:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNGCesEWgw

Way better evil laugh.

Given his feats in Wind Waker, Ganondorf would stomp in an Evil Laugh contest.

That's pretty much it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRwBh7HZdak

I am suddenly super hyped for the next Smash Bros game.

Also, they have an Albino Fitness Instructor who can't afford shoes, apparently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEUOOgNzOv4

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE THIS CHOCOBO?
Got Chocobucks? You better put them on this Chocobo!
Saddle up, if you think that you can ride in this rodeo!
Are we in hell? I don't know... to the dirt,...

He'd be pretty great at his job if they'd handed him the Leera assignment.

Similarly, Edriss was perfectly suited for the invasion of Earth... Though I'd say it's implied the Council feared her...

Well, it does take about two minutes to finish Morphing anyhow, if he's not allowed to show up in a Morph.

...Giving him full access to his Thousand and One Nightmare Morphs would be more than a...

And thus I make the nerdiest Roleplay Blog in the history of Paradox Space.

Also: Homestuck has started up again.

If a Hippophage eats Horses, what eats Hippos?

It does, doesn't it?

Oh well, gonna go with the option that allows for the character to describe herself as an "Erophagic Exoparasite".

Yeah.

I'm thinking maybe Erophage, from the God Eros, just for it sounding less clunky.

Dunno if it's entirely accurate though...

Seems to be primarily romance for these Changelings.

I'm gonna spin out the rather slim canon information to allow for other types of emotion eating, but then point out that inspiring rage or fear...

If "Phobophage" is fear eater, what is love eater?

Roleplaying a character that does this and kinda need the word.

Right, sorry. It's only the last couple of books though, and there's a grand total of two books out of about 60 that use his personal name and one that uses Edriss's name. To all intents and...

Visser One is essentially a Latina Sports Mom, so I don't see her adding much to this. Unless a Dracon Beam is standard equipment?

...Although I don't see you mentioning her again after the thread...

Two people have tried to sell me drugs during my lifetime. One student randomly walked up to me in High School, and pretty much everyone he tried that on reported him because seriously, what was he...

Did it go ELEEEW?

Most Peacocks I've met go ELEEEW.

Very loud.

Yeah, if the mooks are that outclassed you should be looking to clear them out quickly rather than using them as an excuse to showcase every combat move you know in alphabetical order.

Heck, the...

To be fair, "Four Twenties Ten" is a really stupid name for a number.

Well, bear in mind that I'm just talking instincts here. Don't make all my decisions based on those.

Gut reactions, basically. I grasp that the law probably should prioritize Child safety when I...

Pretty much this, actually.

That could result in some really bad PR if I was a Superhero, I guess. Phonecamera footage of me rescuing an adult first without stopping to think about it or something...