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    Never mind. You win the Easter Bunny contest....

    Never mind. You win the Easter Bunny contest. That picture is better than boobs.
  2. Gard's been obsessed with wind up toys lately,...

    Gard's been obsessed with wind up toys lately, that's why there's a duck on a bike, and an elephant on a bike, in the front. He's going to lose his marbles... and he doesn't even have any marbles yet!
  3. Fucking right! I love being the Easter Bunny.

    Fucking right! I love being the Easter Bunny.
  4. Blah blah... I'm the best. ...

    Blah blah... I'm the best.



    http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a526/bdangergirl/easter1_zps86c0e3a4.jpg


    Sadly next year I might not be the Easter Bunny. It'll be too expensive to go this...
  5. I lay cool dinosaur eggs. ...

    I lay cool dinosaur eggs.

    http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a526/bdangergirl/easter4_zps1cbaf505.jpg

    http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a526/bdangergirl/easter3_zps8a3c4737.jpg
    ...
  6. Wrong. I am the Easter Bunny. ...

    Wrong. I am the Easter Bunny.


    http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a526/bdangergirl/easter7_zps1e67c784.jpg


    Gard's basket
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  7. No... that's not hopeful at all. Try again!

    No... that's not hopeful at all. Try again!
  8. Sounds to me like their souls fucked. Wish I had...

    Sounds to me like their souls fucked. Wish I had a soul to fuck another soul with.
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    I don't know why, but this post makes me want to...

    I don't know why, but this post makes me want to kiss you really hard on the face.
  10. I fucking love you. You give me hope.

    I fucking love you. You give me hope.
  11. You're not totally right, Buzz Killer D. I've...

    You're not totally right, Buzz Killer D. I've never actually murdered anyone, but I plan to murder all the fucking time, and I wish to murder all the fucking time. I'll probably never take over the...
  12. Okay, first of all... I have big boobs, so I...

    Okay, first of all... I have big boobs, so I automatically win this fucking contest. Second, just you fucking wait Ood Omega!
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    For one brief second I had a happy, because I...

    For one brief second I had a happy, because I thought Cunard was back! But instead, disappointment. So here's my shitty poem.

    Empty spaces never to be filled
    Anger embraces me like an old friend...
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    I don't know why, because I'm the best fucking...

    I don't know why, because I'm the best fucking Easter Bunny to ever Easter, but this thread makes me want to type really hard on my keyboard.
  15. Fucking fuck. Instead of watching Captain...

    Fucking fuck. Instead of watching Captain America: Winter Soldier and making out, I'm sitting around feeling embarrassed like a fucking dork. Rejection rain check text! Ugh. Surprise birthday party...
  16. Do not kill my hot 26 year old until I get a...

    Do not kill my hot 26 year old until I get a pony. And don't kill Rainbow Sparkles... or Coconut. And don't kill me until I'm 64. You're welcome!
  17. I wouldn't do a Klondike bar either... but I...

    I wouldn't do a Klondike bar either... but I would totally watch someone do a Klondike bar.
  18. Oh. Well then... I guess my news makes you feel a...

    Oh. Well then... I guess my news makes you feel a whole lot better right now. You're welcome.



    What's a Squeaky Fromme? Is that a potato? Cheese? Dude... you're kinky.
  19. Can you not read? How dare you not yay me before...

    Can you not read? How dare you not yay me before starting your selfish post!
  20. Ha! Although you should be nicer to my new...

    Ha! Although you should be nicer to my new gardener's mother.



    You cannot steal Chicken's fried chicken, because then I would have to call him Cotton Ball... and nobody wants to think about...
  21. I've moved passed the really uncomfortable hug,...

    I've moved passed the really uncomfortable hug, and kissing you right on the fucking mouth when we meet. Start building my vacation cabin!



    I love you. Don't ever ever die.
  22. Unless.. it's something really terrible, then...

    Unless.. it's something really terrible, then I'll totally pretend to care about your shitty day. Sorry, man. That sucks.
  23. How dare you be shitty on my best day! When was...

    How dare you be shitty on my best day! When was the last time YOU made out with a 26 year old? Which I haven't actually done yet, but... cheer the fuck up anyway!
  24. I've had the best fucking day. Mediation went...

    I've had the best fucking day. Mediation went GREAT. We both did what's best for the boys, we'll both be a big presence in their lives, we're sharing the holidays, and Paul was more generous than he...
  25. House Tully: Trout Motto: Family, Duty,...

    House Tully: Trout

    Motto: Family, Duty, Honor... and crazy fucking ladies.


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