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  1. Ha! Take THAT Third Grade Teacher.

    Ha! Take THAT Third Grade Teacher.
  2. The entire GLC showed up to stake a vampire...

    The entire GLC showed up to stake a vampire Monitor at the end of Final Crisis.
    ...
    Or something. Final Crisis was kinda gibberish by that point.
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    What makes you say that? Every Nintendo handheld...

    What makes you say that? Every Nintendo handheld so far has been backwards compatible with the previous generation. Maybe the next gen won't do 3D, but it'll probably play 3DS games without it like...
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    America was founded on the freedom of choice, not...

    America was founded on the freedom of choice, not the freedom to do whatever you want to the detriment of your fellow man. That's why we have laws and regulations in the first place.
  5. Oh that hardly counts, Roosevelt could kill...

    Oh that hardly counts, Roosevelt could kill basically anything.
  6. When I saw an entire army of Pokemon show up, I...

    When I saw an entire army of Pokemon show up, I was all "YEAH! They're bringing back Mewtwo!" But no.
    I mean, he was in X/Y, it would have made sense. Now I'm sad. Too many Pokemon to think he'll...
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    It's still okay to oppose Columbus Day though,...

    It's still okay to oppose Columbus Day though, right?
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    I'd go after the Lone Ranger. Because I like a...

    I'd go after the Lone Ranger. Because I like a challenge.
  9. You just need to feed him more treats!

    You just need to feed him more treats!
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    You never saw The Princess Bride?

    You never saw The Princess Bride?
  11. It's horrible about the Ultimate Warrior. I...

    It's horrible about the Ultimate Warrior. I thought it was a really poor taste April Fools joke at first. I can't even believe he's gone. And rewatching his promo from RAW, it sounds like he's...
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    Well, shit. God in Baynetta didn't put up nearly...

    Well, shit. God in Baynetta didn't put up nearly that kind of fight. And I think Bayonetta needs outside help to summon Satan to punch people into the sun, so looks like Lightning's got this one. ...
  13. So it's sorta like goth Pokemon? You have the...

    So it's sorta like goth Pokemon? You have the Great Coffin, Ultra Coffin, Master Coffin. You start out catching headless bodies and work your way up to like Teeth Golems and things made entirely of...
  14. Not a bad plan. Destro tends to flip out and...

    Not a bad plan. Destro tends to flip out and ruin COBRA's plan when anyone puts the moves on Baroness.
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    Great, now I'm wondering how Castlevania Dracula...

    Great, now I'm wondering how Castlevania Dracula would do in Middle Earth. He's certainly a damn sight harder to get rid of than Sauron proved to be.
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    I put Wolverine up on eBay. Comic collectors...

    I put Wolverine up on eBay. Comic collectors will pay a fortune for a legitimate Wolverine. Then I tell him he better talk or I'm selling him to Kevin Smith. Do you wanna be in Clerks 3? You...
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    The Tribbles will have won the Great Tribble War,...

    The Tribbles will have won the Great Tribble War, driving the Klingons to near extinction and destroying the Klingon homeworld.
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    I think Pokemon is the only thing Nintendo has...

    I think Pokemon is the only thing Nintendo has that pulls Halo kind of numbers, and those don't sell on consoles like they do on the handhelds.
  19. Jaws ate a shark. That's his best scene.

    Jaws ate a shark. That's his best scene.
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    In that case, I say we break out of the Holodeck...

    In that case, I say we break out of the Holodeck and kill everyone.
    It's tradition.
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    Luthor is always, at best, an annoyance to...

    Luthor is always, at best, an annoyance to Superman. "I've kidnapped your girlfriend and surrounded her with KRYPTONITE!", and Superman just rolls his eyes and deals with it again. "Ha! I'm inside...
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    *breeding for no reason* *throwing everything...

    *breeding for no reason*
    *throwing everything out on Wonder Trade*
    *get a Pupitar stupidly early*
    *Tyranitar wrecks everything for the entire rest of the game*
    *I love that guy*
    *but where is...
  23. But Silent Bob has Force powers, he'll just TK...

    But Silent Bob has Force powers, he'll just TK grab the gun for himself. Though I willing to bet him and Jay can't shoot for shit.
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    Wait. We're not MAKING chicks? Cause if we're...

    Wait. We're not MAKING chicks? Cause if we're not using the power to CREATE ANYTHING to get catgirls or green babes, I might as well just summon up a Wii U and crawl back into bed.
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    Considering the thing was almost entirely CG and...

    Considering the thing was almost entirely CG and didn't turn out Avatar numbers, there's no way it was ever getting a sequel. Too bad, I liked it. It was stupid, but it was the good kind of stupid.
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