It's One Year Later....and

[Tequilamokinbrd]

After reading DC's latest previews, I can't seem to get that phrase out of my head, so if DC's gonna repeat it over and over again, then why don't we?


Finish the sentence everyone, here's my two feeble attempts which I'm sure someone will top.




It's One Year Later.....and the Johnny DC universe has been rocked by the the events of HI HI PUFFY AMIYUMI #2. Will Anything be the same? Retailers please note: This issue will ship with covers by Tommy Lee (approximately 50%) and Rosie Pérez (approximately 50%)



It's One Year Later......And We're finally getting Kevin Smith's Spider-Man/Black Cat. Will anything be the same? Does anyone care? And are Spider-Man and The Black Cat who we think they are? And should every solicit end with a barrage of questions and a note to retailers? Retailers please note: This issue will ship with covers by a monkey (approximately 50%) and an iguana with a crayon tied to it's tail (approximately 50%)

[lonewolf23k]

It's One Year Later... ...And the DCU is turning into crap. :mad:

[PIMPurself]

It's one year later... and 52 didn't make it past it's fourth issue before being dalayed a month. This issue will ship with a cover (approximately 50%) and without a cover (approximately 50%). because you'll buy them both. moron

[Babylon23]

It's one year later, and people are still arguing over whether Hal Jordan is boring or not.

[Cayman]

It's one year later.....and the prelude to Prelude to Crisis 2006 begins!

Cay

[Sean Walsh]

It's One Year Later.....and why are the skies red?

Oh CRAP, not that again...!

[LordEd1976]

It One Year Later..........and Ted Kord has been alive for six months

[prand_2002]

It's One Year Later..........and I am broke.(I will be)

[Tequilamokinbrd]

It's One Year Later.......and everyone in the DCU remembers everything pre-crisis and post crisis, except for the fact that Max Lord hadn't been in his regular human body for years at the time of his shooting.

[Bored at 3:00AM]

It's One Year Later and we've found even more ways to entertain/annoy you by temporarily changing the status quo for a little while. Oh, and John Stewart is dead... or something.

[LordEd1976]

It's One Year Later....and Superman's ego is raging out of control after his movie did excellent at the box office. All of the DCU from the GLC to Sugar and Spike must band together to halt this menace before it engulfs all creation.

[Tequilamokinbrd]

It's One Year Later......And after defeating Lex Luthor, Brother Eye and The Spectre, Superman and the Justice League faces the one opponent that seems unbeatable.....Peyton Manning and the Colts. Retailers please note: This issue will be a blowout, as Bruce Wayne's passer rating isn't anywhere near Peyton's

[Bloopinator]

It's One Year Later and....holy crap! It's one year later?

[LordEd1976]

It's One Year Later......And after defeating Lex Luthor, Brother Eye and The Spectre, Superman and the Justice League faces the one opponent that seems unbeatable.....Peyton Manning and the Colts. Retailers please note: This issue will be a blowout, as Bruce Wayne's passer rating isn't anywhere near Peyton's

Don't forget Part comes out a week later. In it, Pat Riley and Shaq return to lead the heroes to their hopeful victory. Features Cover that folds out to exactly Shaq's height.

[Young Avenger]

It's one year later.....and Superman/Shazam: First Thunder #3 still hasn't been released. Will people still care? Will Superman and Captain Marvel end up fighting each other AGAIN!? Why is Judd Winrick still writing DC comics? Find out in this issue that was purpose to be shipped in November!

[Babylon23]

It's one year later, and I'm one year older.

[Young Avenger]

It's One Year Later.....and The Scarlet Witch say three words that changed the DCU forever, "No More Metahumans"! The world is blinded by white light and the universe has changed. How can heroes such Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash and many others deal with the lost of their powers? What will Batman do to help his depowerless allies? Why is the Scarlet Witch in the DCU? Find out on DC Special: Infinite Crisis in the House of M!

[Tequilamokinbrd]

It's One Year Later.......and Dick Grayson just turned 31, because for some reason they just love progressing him through time but can't bring themselves to do the same to his mentor.....not that they should or anything. Retailers please note: This issue will ship with covers featuring 31 year old Dick Grayson (approx. 50%) and 34 year old Bruce Wayne (approx. 50%)







It's One Year Later........and Hawkeye's dead, sike nah, he's alive yo, cuz wanda got jiggy wit her hex powers an brought him back. But hold up yo! she did it again an turned homeboy into legos an S#!t, but nah hold up again! he ain't dead, he got his costume pinned to the wall! Aw hellz no! they couldn't get da first Clint, so they capped Ultimate Hawkeye! Nah nah I was just playin, he alive too!

[monkeyjunkie]

It's one year later.... and DC is still mired in continuity so deep as to be inacessable to anyone who hasnt been reading since before the original crisis.

[tjarvis]

It's One Year Later........and Hawkeye's dead, sike nah, he's alive yo, cuz wanda got jiggy wit her hex powers an brought him back. But hold up yo! she did it again an turned homeboy into legos an S#!t, but nah hold up again! he ain't dead, he got his costume pinned to the wall! Aw hellz no! they couldn't get da first Clint, so they capped Ultimate Hawkeye! Nah nah I was just playin, he alive too!

Not really DC related, but this one is still my favorite.

[KingEli]

It's One Year later.....and Zennigata still havent caught Lupin.

It's One Year Later.....The Yankees have won the World Championship


It's One Year Later.....And Guy Gardner teams up with Vegeta in Serch for the Dragon Balls

[slayer2005]

It's One Year Later...and everything is still the same.

It's One Year Later...and Donna Troy gets bitchslapped by Diana for being such a weak Wonder Woman.

It's One Year Later...and Ollie runs for mayor, only to be disqualified after his sexual encounters with his secretary was exposed all over the world.

It's One Year Later...and Babs Gordon will resume her role as Oracle after brief stint as Batwoman landed her being crippled again.

It's One Year Later...and Batman, Wonder Woman and Superman are ignored by their jealous peers after whole world are waiting to see their new movies, leaving their proteges anti-social and plotting to kill their mentors by snapping their necks.

It's One Year Later...and Batman gets all of the DC women pregnant.

It's One Year Later...and Lois Lane becomes Wonder Woman.

[Cayman]

It's one year later....and there's only 5 living women remaining in the DCU. And one of them is Stargirl.

Cay

[Mark Thorson]

It's One Year Later......And We're finally getting Kevin Smith's Spider-Man/Black Cat.

One year later?? LMAO

[PFunk]

It's one year later and some are wondering where in the hell is John Stewart

[Tadhg]

It's One Year Later and Flex Mentallo still hasn't been collected.

[darkkeeperjr]

It's one year later and i'm still waiting for all the trades to come out!

[Sk8maven]

It's one year later, and Infinite Crisis is STILL going on. But I'm not reading comics any more, so I don't care. ;)

Maven

[Typo Lad]

It's One Year Later and sales have yet to go up on any of DC's non "core" titles!

[mohammedali]

It's One Year Later... and so DC are raising their cover price.

Mohammed Ali

[Calamas]

It’s One Year Later . . . and Alan Smithee, new writer of Generic Super-Hero, announced, “I can’t tell you who’s in the costume or what going to happen, but I’m really excited about all these great plan I have; it’s time to move this character forward.”

[Babylon23]

It's one year later, and the Marvel vs. DC arguments are still taking place at CBR.

[Tommy]

It is one year later... and Marvel and DC will do a major crossover and everyone will love it.

It is one year later... and Hell freezes over.

It is one year later... Dan Dido and Joe Quisada switch jobs. Brian Bendis will write JLA where Zatana offs half the league. Over in Marvel Mary Jane goes on a homocidal rampage leading to major cross over where every title ties in.

[jadegiant77]

It's One Year Later, and Supergirl has beat the crap out of every single man, woman, and child in the entire DCU! Now begins a cross-dimensional epic wherein she'll beat the hell out of the heroes of every universe just to prove what a badass she is! And maybe...just MAYBE..we'll start to give hera life! NAH! Now with an even more boyish looking Supergirl by Churchill!!!

[LordEd1976]

Its One Year Later....... and the JLA returns with a startling new lineup

Ambush Bug
G'Nort
BatMite
Dumb Bunny
Major Force's head.
and a crotchy old guy who may or may not be a Golden Age hero and just sits around the base all day ragging on the heroes.

Its a bold new direction that'll have fans talking for years!!!!

[Tequilamokinbrd]

It's One Year Later.......And Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman are having lunch in a restaurant, a girl dressed as Robin suggested that Batman get the Power Girl Chicken Sandwich, he gets a steak that's not well done, because of this Superman cries........And when he cries, seven thunders utter their voices.

[palaeomerus]

Captain Marvel now has a magic Katanna and ninja stars.

Black Canary dons a gas mask to become the new Sand Lady.

Mongul son of Mongul finds religeon and becomes a vegetarian pacifist.

Superman has his eye eaten by vampire and developes super spikes.

Bruce Wayne finds out that his parents never had children and that he is a sophisticated robot.

Deathstroke has his arms and legs chopped off by a really powerful villain who is not especially intimidated by jumping around and martial arts. He finds out that he has more kids who's lives he can screw up.

Jimmy Olsen quits the Daily Planet and fakes his own death to become the top secret pilot of a giant robot built by Dr. Ivo's grandson and Wil Magnus. It is shaped like a dog with jets on it.

Guy Gardner quits and returns to the Green Lantern Corps about eight times. Then he gets a mohawk and dresses like a punk for no reason.

The Outsiders fight Neo-Sabbac about a jillion times and yet each time there is little to no actual fighting.

Shazam finds out that he is not dead. Because he is a wizard and wizards can do crap like that.

Mordru discovers religeon and becomes a vegetarian pacifist.

The legion of Super Heroes are trapped inj Skartaris to make way for a new Legion of Super Heroes because it's been like six months. Also we get to see the old model legionaires in barbarian outfits.

Krona gets religeon and becomes a vegetarian pacifist.

Egg Fu gets a revamp turning him into one of the grittiest most interesting villains the DC universe has ever seen. He returns Ted Kord to life and tricks Batman into shooting him in the head again. Oddly wonder Woman is no longer considered cool enough to have Egg Fu appear in her comic.

[stillanerd]

It's one year later...

And we're still here.

[protege]

It's one year later... and I'm still stuck in the 70's.

[Sean Walsh]

It's one year later........and yet we've somehow not aged at all and it seems like a couple days have passed.

[slayer2005]

It's One Year Later...and Guy Gardner is having a blind date with Squirrel Girl.

It's One Year Later...and out of sheer frustration over her boyfriend, Wonder Girl performs the Amazonian Spanking Therapy on Superboy to punish him. Needless to say, Brother Eye shows this to the entire world and both Wonder Woman and Donna Troy are embarassed and humiliated.

It's One Year Later...and everyone dies by an atomic bomb.

It's One Year Later...and Jason Todd is having a blind date with Bucky Barnes.

[KingEli]

It's one Year Later.....And Every Villian in history make fun of Thanos for his loss to Squirrel Girl.

[Tennoarashi]

It's One Year Later...and out of sheer frustration over her boyfriend, Wonder Girl performs the Amazonian Spanking Therapy on Superboy to punish him. Needless to say, Brother Eye shows this to the entire world and both Wonder Woman and Donna Troy are embarassed and humiliated.

It's one year later, and I still love that scenario.

[Paul Newell]

It's one Year Later.....And I still can't believe they made Jimmy Olsen the new SPECTRE!

[stillanerd]

It's one year later...and you're still stuck in that dead end job.
It's one year later...and you still don't have a date for Saturday nights.
It's one year later...and you notice that today is 06/06/06.
It's one year later...and the price of comics just went up to $6.00.
It's one year later...and *SNIF SNIF* what's that smell?

[georgebeard]

One year later...the superbuddies were suddenly attacked by goons with the most sophisticated technology smuggled from latveria. Thing is, they don't have the slightest idea why they were attacked...except for booster gold, who knows everything that happened one year before...the one mission called the secret war...and they're not taking him seriously...bwahahaha!!! :confused: :confused: :p

[KingEli]

It's One Year Later.......And Thanks to Booster Gold being uh,Booster accidently send the Superbuddies(Plus Power Girl and Guy) to the Marvel Universe where they Team up with the GLX and beat the holy Hell out of Thanos,Dr.Doom,Magneto,Galactus and any other MU Cosimic and/or villian that comes their way.......and Guy gets lucky with Squirrel Girl

[Amethyst Rose]

It's One Year Later, And...

...Nightwing's continuity is still crapped up!

...he's still the G**damn Batman!

...we're still trying to figure out what's going on!

[LordEd1976]

It's One Year Later and.........

tired of the way history has been changed and restored back and forth for years, the ghosts of jack Kirby, Simon and Shuster, Bob Kane, Curt Swan, Bill Finger, and several others come back from the grave wielding mystical eraser to wipe out the DCU completely and by so doing "fixing the *&^%ing godawful crap these youngsters ahve done to stuff it took years to turn into something great."

Guy Gardener is the first to fall as Kirby tells him to "clam up ya jerk."


and he will not be the last

[Azrael52]

It's one year later and . . . Batman and Robin have been replaced by Ace and Gary.

[the goddamn batman]

it's one year later...and i'm still waiting for all-star batman and robin #4!

retailers note: will ship with 25 covers, coz we gotta uot do spiderman!

[Calamas]

It's one year later and . . . Batman and Robin have been replaced by Ace and Gary.
And your point is? :)
Oh. :eek:

[KingEli]

Its one year later.........and Superdick is Back!

[Young Avenger]

It's one year later...and Batman and Dick Grayson are still in the batmobile

[Kid Kyoto]

It's one year later and...

...Darkseid has been defeated by Matter Eater Lad
...Batman beat up Satan himself in Batman/Superman
...Aquaman is still a joke
...the Martian Manhunter has 38 new superpowers, cause he never has enough
...Kyle Riner has gone insane, killed all the GLC and renamed himself Ionlax
...Barry Allen rebirth is the top selling DC title. two months later all the fanboys are griping about how no one stays dead
...We've gone through three more Supergirls

[TheCrisisKid]

It's one year later and...

another crisis is starting as a new annual event.

[Kid Kyoto]

It's one year later and...

another crisis is starting as a new annual event.

Well no one was really expecting a FINITE crisis were they?

[LordEd1976]

Well no one was really expecting a FINITE crisis were they?

You really can't get excited seeing a comic with the title FINITE CRISIS. Just doesn't sound right.