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Silver_Phoenix
12-11-2005, 05:22 PM
I was just wondering what everyone's favorite X-Men quotes are.......
One of my favorites is when Jean asks Emma why she is such a b*tch and Emma say something like it's selective breeding. I can't really remeber how it was exactly said, but I think it's funny. :p
Michael P
12-11-2005, 05:25 PM
"Breeding, darling. Top class breeding."
Silver_Phoenix
12-11-2005, 05:25 PM
Yeah that's it. Thanks :D
ibrakeforchinwe
12-11-2005, 05:26 PM
"Emma, what makes you such a bitch?"
"Breeding darling. Top class breeding."
That was a good one.
I love in Excalibur #9 Rachel says "I'm Phoenix, guess what I do."
"Oh no."- Juggernaut
"Oh yes." -Rachel.
I love in Excalibur #9 Rachel says "I'm Phoenix, guess what I do."
"Oh no."- Juggernaut
"Oh yes." -Rachel.
You mean Excalibur #3:
http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/30205696326.3.GIF
"You don't understand Warwolf. I'm free--and no one's ever going to cage me again!"--Rachel Summers, Phoenix II, from Excalibur Special Edition #1
CaptainAwesome
12-11-2005, 05:45 PM
This was from an issue of Peter Davids all new all different X-Factor, as said by Guido when hes fighting some guy with a really big chin. He knocks him into a wall and the guy gets really pissed and guido says:
"Uh-oh...did I err?"
Priceless.
Silver_Phoenix
12-11-2005, 06:37 PM
Another of my favs. is
GAMBIT: Jake . . . you . . . uhm . . . look . . . well . .. uhm, will you marry me?
COURIER: Hate. You.
GAMBIT: Okay, okay . . . How 'bout jus' some hot lovin'?
he...he
Grazzt
12-11-2005, 06:41 PM
Emma goes on a spiel about all the crazy superpowered things that happened in her day, starting during her ethics class.
Kitty Pryde's response: "Oh my god. You teach ethics?"
That was brilliant.
Mariah
12-11-2005, 06:42 PM
I can't remember the exact quote, but the issue where Kitty gets in the black guys face, and calls him the n bomb, woo, love that line.
I can't remember the exact quote, but the issue where Kitty gets in the black guys face, and calls him the n bomb, woo, love that line.
Uncanny X-Men #196:
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The black guy was one of co-conspirators who beat Xavier up in Uncanny X-Men #193 wanted him killed in Uncanny X-Men #196. Rachel saved Xavier from his fate, but she wanted him & all of his conspitators killed. They were about to murder Kitty when Rachel stopped the bullet with her telekinesis & redirected it at the black guy. Magneto stopped the bullet in mid-air, but Rachel was fighting Magneto until he talked Rachel out of killing the people. Rachel also reverted to her Hound costume & mask which she tried desperately to hide from the other X-Men.
CaptainAwesome
12-11-2005, 06:56 PM
From Ultimate X-Men #33...Cyclops to wolverine:
VAM
"...your're off the team by the way."
SpartanX
12-11-2005, 07:05 PM
In Ultimate X-Men, Scott is having an telepathic conversation with Jean and he says "I love you too", the Logan says "Please tell me you ain't talking to me. You're sitting on a ejector seat, you know."
That was funny.
ibrakeforchinwe
12-11-2005, 07:13 PM
You mean Excalibur #3:
:p
Indeed I do. Sorry about that.
fishtaco
12-11-2005, 07:34 PM
Deadpool: (Wearing Marvel Girl's costume) Let's kick some mutant megalomaniac tushy! Once an X-Man, always an X-Man!!!!
Beast: (Covering face with hand) You're not an X-Man.
Deadpool: Hey, us muties gotta stick together, right? Sometimes literally! I ever tell you about the time I ran into Tarbaby in the sewer system?
Beast: You're not a mutant either
Deadpool: C'mon you guys. It's not JUST a fashion statement, it's a strategic adventage. Nate'll be so busy checking out my legs that-- oh, and don't think I don't see you looking at me over there, Iceman! Pow!
Cyclops: He'll stop doing this, right Hank?
Beast: Give it 6 seconds, Scott.
Emma Frost: That's an eternity right now.
d newton
12-11-2005, 10:04 PM
Cannonballs! And Siryn!
It's Cannonball, you twit!
(C/D 15). :p
The Lucky One
12-11-2005, 10:12 PM
Madrox: "Neat trick. Charge the card with kinetic energy, so it explodes against whatever it hits? Care to try again? That's the spirit. Oh, by the way, we're called Madrox, the Multiple Man. Way our power works, every time we're hit, we double. One to two, two to four, to eight, to sixteen, and so on. Harder you fight, greater the odds. In the end, we win. We always win. Your move."
-D
xgeek52
12-11-2005, 10:26 PM
the end book two/issue two...scott has been at the helm waging the ongoing battle against the xmen and the mutants...and at this point he's losing...he's got a drink in one hand and a picture of his children in the other and he wonders what the frill he's gonna do...he's listening to sage's assessement of the situation and kitty walks in...she's been on the front lines but she's also been running for mayor of chicago...
sage reminds her she's trailing in the polls...kitty thanks her then turns to scott...
<go any ideas scott>
<mostly i have determination...starting right now we find our enemies -- all of them -- and we make them the targets. and we keep on fighting until we win.>
kitty, earlier in the issue, was thinking that to "be an x-man was to be ready to fight and sadly -- thank god, rarely -- to kill." she went on thinking that it was why xavier was particular about who he recruited...she thought about how school covered a broader spectrum where kids not only wanted to learn how to safely use their powers but "wanted an education"
it was why she thought scott's declaration was the right decision "but it wasn't the answer." she has her own ideas but scott cut her off with "you should go back to chicago."
<i beg your pardon?>
<the debate's tomorrow. the election tuesday. kitty, you're not running out on us. this is just as important. because if being an x-man means anything, it's so you an admitted mutant -- can run for office and be judged as a person. can't do that if you not there to make your case. trust us to save the world. we're really good at it. just make sure there's a world worth saving.>
y'see guys, that and other quotes like that are what made the xbooks, knowing when to step up to the plate and believing in what you were doing...in another thread the question was ask about mutants not caring about humans...claremont's the end might be an alternate reality compared to what's going on now but it speaks to the xmen...
oh by the way...i almost forgot one quote <xavier is a jerk> :cool:
Kirayoshi
12-11-2005, 11:01 PM
oh by the way...i almost forgot one quote <xavier is a jerk> :cool:
The full line (not to mention the title of the issue in question) was "Professor Xavier is a Jerk!" Later quoted in AXM #1.
Other favorite Kitty quotes:
UXM #168: Kitty faces off against three Sidri hunters after encountering the dragon she first met two issues earlier on Broodworld. She is in contact with Professor X during the battle.
Prof: "Kitty, these creatures are vulnerable to extreme heat."
Kitty: "Lockheed's already figured that out, sir."
Prof: "Who's Lockheed?"
Kitty: "My dragon."
Prof: "Your WHAT?"
Kitty: "I'll explain later."
UXM #183, after Peter dropped the Zsaji-bomb:
"You know what I wish? I wish I had the power to bring Peter's beloved back to life, in perfect health, right here in Salem Center. Then at least I'd have someone to fight. But how do I compete against a ghost?"
Mekanix #4, facing off against a member of Purity who was harrassing Shola for being a mutant:
"I'm Jewish. I'm also a woman, an American and a Cubs fan. All of which make me a minority and an object of hatred somewhere in the world. But this is college. Here, none of that's supposed to matter! Except for that bit about the Cubs."
AXM #1: "Sorry about the entrance. Did I miss the sorting hat?"
AXM #2: "The first time I ever met the X-Men, the very first day--they were ambushed. And captured. And caged. By you. I learned more about good and evil in that one day than any time before or since. I was thirteen. Whenever I think about evil, when I imagine the concept of evil, yours is the first face I see. I don't have to 'watch you', Miss Frost. I can smell you."
AXM #5:
Kitty: "I'm sorry. You gotta know that if you're a clone or a robot or, yeah, a ghost or an alternate universe thingie, I can deal. But if you're some shapeshifter or illusionist who's just watching me twist, I will kill you, I will kill you with an axe so right away just PROVE it, just say something, show me something, I can't--"
Peter: "Katya--"
Kitty: "YOU DIED! Peter Rasputin died and I know this because I took his ashes to Russia and scattered them myself!"
Peter: "You did? (wait a beat) Thank you."
CaptainAwesome
12-12-2005, 02:01 PM
i cant remember the exact quote, but Jamie Madrox is under a pile of burning rubble and the bad guy is explaining to him what happened and Madrox says something like "I knew it" and then the bad guy says "Yeah well your girlfriend is the one doing it" and Madrox looks confused for a sec and then says "I knew that too!" It was in Multiple Choice mini. If youve read it you know what Im talking about.
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