Pie is delicious

[El Santo]

...can we all at least agree on that?

http://www.cnn.com/FOOD/news/9907/01/american.fare.foods/saveur.cooks.recipes/recipe.apple.pie.jpg

[shrike]

no.

I actually think pie is disgusting.

[Gail Simone]

Pie isn't even a food. It's a mammal.

Gail

[Kyuubi]

What if it's gay pie?

[Cam63]

Nah. You're confusing it with spaghetti.

[Gail Simone]

That's not even a picture of a pie. It's a moose.

Gail

[Cam63]

I've never eaten moose.

What's it like ?

[shrike]

Everyone knows it tastes just like chicken.

Or Tasty Wheat.

[Cam63]

I thought it'd be like beef.

Snake tastes a little like chicken.

[Phoney Bone]

Everyone knows it tastes just like chicken.



Well... yeah.


http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/p/potpie.jpg

[Karl J. Barnes]

I like furry pies! I skin 'em and eat 'em! Take that P.E.T.A.!!!

[palaeomerus]

Pie isn't even a food. It's a mammal.

Gail

Well I'm not the shiniest cabbage in the attic but I've never seen a pie nursing it's young.

Monotreme maybe?

[El Santo]

Pie isn't even a food. It's a mammal.

Gail
So...pie is murder?



PIE-DUR~! We're all PIE-DURERS!

[the4thpip]

Gah! Have you no piety?!

[Lester C.]

Anyone else thinking of The Rock right now and his version of pie. :D

[the4thpip]

Too much pie will kill you!

http://images.foundrymusic.com/JPEG/cameltoe_elvis.jpg

[El Santo]

Ah, but what a way to go!

[Jeff Brady]

Too much pie will kill you!

Or at least give you a severe case of camel toe.

[Lubichev]

I hate math, so I hate pi(e).

3.14 my ass!

[Shades0077]

Pie wins all dessert related contests, hands down.

Are there ever any cake eating contests? No. People don't want to be called cake eaters.

Are there ever any pie eating contests? Yes. People love to eat pie.

Did The Jeffersons finally get a piece of the cake? I say thee nay! It was a piece of the pie!

[CaptMagellan]

Is there no sympathy for the pie? It's not its fault that it can't exercise those extra pecans and chocolate chips off. And it had to drink that whole bottle of dark corn syrup because it just can't manage a light fluffy center without it.

mmmm...... pecan, chocolate chip pie....... mmmmmmmm

[Azrael52]

Anyone else thinking of The Rock right now and his version of pie. :D


"Do you like Pie?!" Hehe, the Rock. He's silly. I also figured you'd have a coment about eating the furry pie, but you disappointed me. Feeling alright?

[Azrael52]

Or at least give you a severe case of camel toe.


Ah, yes, the elusive Commemorative Camel Toe Fat Elvis Stamp!!! Looking for that everywhere. Ebay just doesn't have it. :(

[Azrael52]

Pie wins all dessert related contests, hands down.

Are there ever any cake eating contests? No. People don't want to be called cake eaters.

Are there ever any pie eating contests? Yes. People love to eat pie.

Did The Jeffersons finally get a piece of the cake? I say thee nay! It was a piece of the pie!

Shades, aren't you a little biased?

http://www.monkeyspit.net/hutch/index.php?s=strip296

[shrike]

ew, Elvis camel Toe.

[Lester C.]

"Do you like Pie?!" Hehe, the Rock. He's silly. I also figured you'd have a coment about eating the furry pie, but you disappointed me. Feeling alright?

I was talking about his single on a WWF album. I have no idea what you are talking about AZ. Perhaps you’d like to enlighten the class.

[Cam63]

ew, Elvis camel Toe.

When he joins forces with Man Faye, J-Bolt and Celine Dion, it could be the beginning of the end.

...Unless they unite to use their powers for good.

[El Santo]

Or at least give you a severe case of camel toe.

See, when you make jokes like that, it makes me wonder why we don't get along more often.

[Jeff Brady]

You get a little nutty when people question your values and start calling us liars & racists. That's kind of a big deal.

[El Santo]

I get a little angry when people begin throwing around idiotic accusations and baseless moral arguments, yes. And I strongly dislike sanctimony. I absolutely despise people who try to declare themselves the authority over how other people should behave. And yes, my reaction to such is quite abrasive. I make no apologies for that. I give as good as I get. No more, no less.

[Jeff Brady]

Then I gotta ask what you're doing on a message board. Unless you're some kind of masochist.

You don't even try to see the other POV, especially when the moral argument has a base. It's not a matter of 'not seeing the forest for the trees,' it's denying trees exist in the first place.

[El Santo]

On occasion, I find thoughtful discussion on topics that I am passionate about, or I find a good, civil, but passionate debate. More often I engage in silliness like talking about pie. And yes, from time to time, I erupt into flames and waste precious time arguing points that everyone knows will never be resolved. Because this is the Internet, and we're all dicks.

[Screwtape]

I like furry pies!Ladies, line forms to the left!

[Jeff Brady]

Ladies, line forms to the left!

Just lean back & enjoy the ride!

[OzBat!]

Pie isn't even a food. It's a mammal.

GailIn Australia, most pies are meat pies. That means they're marsupials.

[Dr Ray Palmer]

http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/p/potpie.jpg

In case anybody ever wondered what it would look like if a pie crust could throw up, now you know.

[Lester C.]

EL Santo you almost always make very well thought out points that have a tremendous amount of merit. The problem is not what you say but how you say it. If you made your points without the hostility to your fellow posters you would be considered one of the most intelligent persons on this board which is quite a complement

[the4thpip]

I give as good as I get. No more, no less.
Actually, you give horribly bland platitudes and you take it like a girl, so I'm not sure I would second your self-assessment.


Hmmm... blood pie.

[El Santo]

Actually, you give horribly bland platitudes and you take it like a girl, so I'm not sure I would second your self-assessment.


Hmmm... blood pie.

Examples? I've too much class to respond to the crack about who takes it like a girl, so the ball is in your court.

[El Santo]

EL Santo you almost always make very well thought out points that have a tremendous amount of merit. The problem is not what you say but how you say it. If you made your points without the hostility to your fellow posters you would be considered one of the most intelligent persons on this board which is quite a complement

Story of my life. I am who I am, though, for better or worse. I'm subdued enough in real life; I've no interest in censoring my opinions online, though I appreciate the compliment.

[SoulOnIce]

If you made your points without the hostility to your fellow posters you would be considered one of the most intelligent persons on this board which is quite a complement

Are you insane?

[Lester C.]

Are you insane?

All I’m saying is that he makes very valid points but those points are lost when he says that your are full of crap. Here is a good example. He pointed out that vegetarians have a holier than thou attitude which I agree with. People who give up smoking, meat, lose a lot of weight, give up chemical addition do come off as preachy and hypocritical due to the fact that not too long ago they were perfectly content in enjoying those vices.

I’m not putting myself on a high horse because I lost two hundred pounds and developed a compact martial artist build and there are times I come off as holier than thou even though my only goal is to help someone free themselves for excess weight and live the life they deserve too despite the fact that I always hated when people talked to me about my weight.

Soul to be honest you and El Santo are similar in your debating style because you too have snapped when defending or arguing for your ideology. I think all of us can go a little overboard when defending principles that are sacred to us.

[CaptMagellan]

All I’m saying is that he makes very valid points but those points are lost when he says that your are full of crap. Here is a good example. He pointed out that vegetarians have a holier than thou attitude which I agree with. People who give up smoking, meat, lose a lot of weight, give up chemical addition do come off as preachy and hypocritical due to the fact that not too long ago they were perfectly content in enjoying those vices.

I’m not putting myself on a high horse because I lost two hundred pounds and developed a compact martial artist build and there are times I come off as holier than thou even though my only goal is to help someone free themselves for excess weight and live the life they deserve too despite the fact that I always hated when people talked to me about my weight.

Soul to be honest you and El Santo are similar in your debating style because you too have snapped when defending or arguing for your ideology. I think all of us can go a little overboard when defending principles that are sacred to us.

That's the way I've been seeing this interesting series of debacles as well.

[Screwtape]

I completely agree.

Pie IS delicious.

[DubipR]

Pie is the True Manna.
Flakey crust, cherry filled goodness. Its a piegasm.

[Azrael52]

I was talking about his single on a WWF album. I have no idea what you are talking about AZ. Perhaps you’d like to enlighten the class.

ER....yes, ....that is....

Az's mother: "Az, are you down there yankin' it to porn again?"

No Ma, I ain't "Yankin' it."

Az's mom: "OH, ok....well, when you get your "O" or whatever you kids are callin' it now days, can you come take out the trash?"

Woo, that was a close one.

[bfrank]

Pie isn't even a food. It's a mammal.

Gail

and I do so love that "cherry" pie.....

[Azrael52]

In Australia, most pies are meat pies. That means they're marsupials.

Mmmmm, Marsupial Pot Pie.

Now with more pouch!