View Full Version : Wow! UGLY!
Gail Simone
12-07-2005, 03:33 PM
http://games.terra.com.br/galeria/piorescapas/
shrike
12-07-2005, 03:48 PM
God, honey, you are so SHALLOW.
Have some decency NOT to make fun of those simply because the have huge, hulking yellow heads and adore cookies suspended in the air.
I, for one, am MORTIFIED and APPALLED by your statement and sentiment.
PatrickG
12-07-2005, 03:55 PM
Wow. Pac-man had an awkward youth.
So did Mario:
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0682/7.jpg
Cam63
12-07-2005, 05:27 PM
http://games.terra.com.br/galeria/piorescapas/
I wondered what Calista did before Ally McBeal.
Noah Johnson
12-07-2005, 07:15 PM
Early video games do not benefit from being made less abstract.
For a demonstration of this principle, the reader is invited to imagine what, exactly, was physically going on in Space Invaders, and what the logically implied military and technological infrastructures of the human and Invader societies might have been.
You'll notice the answers come out feeling vaguely like the Matrix sequels.
Night Swordsman
12-07-2005, 07:20 PM
I loved the atari 400/800 systems. Them and the old TRS(Trash)80s were fun back in the 80s to use.
EdContradictory
12-07-2005, 07:38 PM
What the hell's an Atari 400?
palaeomerus
12-07-2005, 08:34 PM
Wow! Uglier!
http://puptastic.com/images/samtheuglydog.jpg
Cam63
12-07-2005, 08:36 PM
What the hell's an Atari 400?
I think you could play tennis or squash on it and nothing else.
Boldido
12-07-2005, 10:04 PM
What the hell's an Atari 400?
Like a stake through my heart. The only way you could hurt me more would be to call me sir.
Goddamned fetus!!!
shrike
12-07-2005, 10:05 PM
here is a great emulator of the game ADVENTURE, an ooooollld Atari game:
http://www.simmphonic.com/programming/adventure.htm
Wow, its like you are REALLY there fighting dragons... amazing.
the4thpip
12-08-2005, 12:18 AM
http://games.terra.com.br/galeria/piorescapas/capa1.jpg
Now I really want this game.
Ian Boothby
12-08-2005, 12:48 AM
We had that game. Ah the Atari 400, not even a keyboard, a press down keypad that broke your fingers over time.
Still... good times.
Weetomuncher
12-08-2005, 04:08 AM
What you really want is a Spectrum!
Try out the games at www.worldofspectrum.org and go into the archive and then click on games. There are over 5000 in there!
west3man
12-08-2005, 04:27 AM
Funny posts.
I AM struck by the look of fear in Pac-Man's eyes, yet he continues to eat dem "cookies." Is he THAT hungry or THAT greedy?
It almost looks like the ghost is FORCING him to eat those things... and I'll stop there b/c a really dirty joke just popped into my head.
Goody
12-08-2005, 06:12 AM
Here is ugly!
http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/105965.jpg
The Xenos
12-08-2005, 06:49 AM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Anyway, the Mega Man ones are something else. I remember seeing those before. The European one is very Soyama-esue, but still nothing like the actual character designs.
Phalanx I remember reading had an interesitng story behind the cover with the old hillbilly looking guy. Forget what it was.
-Xenos
the4thpip
12-08-2005, 07:47 AM
Here is ugly!
http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/105965.jpg
He should always hold one of those huge cocktail glasses to look more convincing in drag. His hands are way too big.
Gail Simone
12-08-2005, 10:12 AM
God, honey, you are so SHALLOW.
Have some decency NOT to make fun of those simply because the have huge, hulking yellow heads and adore cookies suspended in the air.
I, for one, am MORTIFIED and APPALLED by your statement and sentiment.
Okay, but they're unpopular because they're ugly. Maybe if they made a little effort, they wouldn't be staying at home every Saturday night.
Gail
taintedlunch
12-08-2005, 10:13 AM
He should always hold one of those huge cocktail glasses to look more convincing in drag. His hands are way too big.
I was going to mention the hands, too. I bet her feet look like White Shaq. Now I know where the bitterness comes from!
Gail Simone
12-08-2005, 10:14 AM
Here is ugly!
http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/105965.jpg
JESUS, she really DOES have man hands!
Gail
west3man
12-08-2005, 10:20 AM
JESUS, she really DOES have man hands!
Gail
Looks like some kind of super-power.
Azrael52
12-08-2005, 10:22 AM
So, is it true what they say about She-men with big hands?
That they have to buy very large pairs of gloves?
AllisterH
12-08-2005, 11:31 AM
Ok, for those of us not in the know, who is that woman with the, shall we say, bigger than petite, hands?
the4thpip
12-08-2005, 11:44 AM
JESUS, she really DOES have man hands!
Gail
And an adams apple, as can be seen even on some of her books' covers.
I'm not saying she's a drag queen.
But she is a man, baby.
the4thpip
12-08-2005, 11:46 AM
I was going to mention the hands, too. I bet her feet look like White Shaq.
And she's not afraid to point them!
http://bagnewsnotes.typepad.com/bagnews/images/1101050425_400_1.jpg
west3man
12-08-2005, 11:48 AM
Ok, for those of us not in the know, who is that woman with the, shall we say, bigger than petite, hands?
She's many things, besides manhandish, but she's a rather vocal conservative who's been the subject of many threads. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/search.php?searchid=1078239)
...and those are just the ones with her name in the title.
shrike
12-08-2005, 02:18 PM
We call that a SHIM.
*points to creepy gal pic*
Cam63
12-08-2005, 03:04 PM
And an adams apple, as can be seen even on some of her books' covers.
I'm not saying she's a drag queen.
But she is a man, baby.
Is she/he posing with a pipe ?
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