View Full Version : Truth or Dare???
Azrael52
12-07-2005, 01:22 PM
So what'll it be????
shrike
12-07-2005, 01:25 PM
I say.....
Truth!
Weetomuncher
12-07-2005, 01:26 PM
I was expelled from High School for hitting a teacher with a meat pie in the canteen! :eek:
I didn't do it!
(Honestly) :confused:
Azrael52
12-07-2005, 02:10 PM
Truth: I had a crush on Penny Gadget...... What, I said had, not have. Sheesh!
Azrael52
12-07-2005, 02:10 PM
I say.....
Truth!
What's the dumbest comic book related thing you've done?
ocelotrevs
12-07-2005, 02:13 PM
What's the dumbest comic book related thing you've done?
Run about once, and tried to climb a pole ala Spider Man.
(first that came in)
DARE, I SAY.
Boldido
12-07-2005, 02:18 PM
Run about once, and tried to climb a pole ala Spider Man.
(first that came in)
DARE, I SAY.
Post pictures of yourself from prom.
ocelotrevs
12-07-2005, 02:25 PM
HAHAHA, I we don't do prom.
But I got one from a club I went to, would that work?
ElvisGuy
12-07-2005, 03:05 PM
Oh no..I ended up in handcuffs playing this game one time..oh what the hell...DARE!
sk716
12-07-2005, 03:53 PM
Truth... I vowed many years ago never to pick dare again. I'd rather spill all my secrets than run around another apartment complex naked.
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
12-07-2005, 07:23 PM
Truth...
The first woman I think I ever had uh... "impure thoughts" about was Poison Ivy from B:TAS.
Lubichev
12-08-2005, 06:02 AM
I used to kiss the pictures of Alice from Alice in Wonderland in front of people because I thought it would make me have dreams about her. It never seemed to work.
Why are you looking at me funny?
Lester C.
12-08-2005, 02:29 PM
Truth. Hit me with the best question you got.
Azrael52
12-09-2005, 07:33 AM
Lester:
Has a family memeber or friend ever walked in and caught you . . . you know . . . reading a comic book?
Lester C.
12-09-2005, 07:39 AM
Lester:
Has a family memeber or friend ever walked in and caught you . . . you know . . . reading a comic book?
Yes and... yes but I played it off. Next.
Azrael52
12-09-2005, 11:00 AM
SK, you chose truth. Let's make this one EXTRA juicy. What's the dirtiest thing you've ever done to Monkey Boy?
Lester C.
12-09-2005, 11:36 AM
SK, you chose truth. Let's make this one EXTRA juicy. What's the dirtiest thing you've ever done to Monkey Boy?
Nothing that will ever be proven in a court of law. :evilsmile Next.
Azrael52
12-19-2005, 01:31 PM
Lester, I dare you to post one of your elementary photos.
Lester C.
12-19-2005, 01:53 PM
Lester, I dare you to post one of your elementary photos.
Even back then I was a force to be feared by pirates eveywhere.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/babyninja.jpg
I’m the cool looking one. Anyway below is the picture of the average pirate baby. Viewer discretion is advised.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/ugly-baby-l.jpg
Azrael52
12-19-2005, 02:15 PM
This is much the way I picture Kane from WWE as a child.
Jim Hall
12-19-2005, 02:18 PM
Truth. Hit me.
Azrael52
12-19-2005, 04:28 PM
What's the most fun you've ever had online?
sk716
12-19-2005, 04:36 PM
SK, you chose truth. Let's make this one EXTRA juicy. What's the dirtiest thing you've ever done to Monkey Boy?
What Lester said.
ocelotrevs
12-19-2005, 04:38 PM
HAHAHA, I we don't do prom.
But I got one from a club I went to, would that work?
Ummm ....
Kyuubi
12-19-2005, 06:31 PM
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
But I'm not picking dare, so truth.
Azrael52
12-19-2005, 10:14 PM
Ky, how did you coax that little girl into that happy Christmas whale's mouth?
Jim Hall
12-19-2005, 10:18 PM
What's the most fun you've ever had online?
I once worked the crypto-quote from the paper while standing on line for tickets to a basketball game. Is that the kind of thing you meant?
Papergirl
12-19-2005, 10:24 PM
So what'll it be????
I'll regret this either way. But I know I'll regret the dare more. So, I'll say truth.
~Bev
Kyuubi
12-19-2005, 10:34 PM
Ky, how did you coax that little girl into that happy Christmas whale's mouth?
http://www.freegovernmentgrantsandloans.com/images/money.jpg
+
http://pockyland.imess.net/crazy/pocky/pocky.jpg
Monkey Boy
12-20-2005, 06:25 AM
Nothing that will ever be proven in a court of law. :evilsmile Next.
i can prove it but i'm not turning Lester in. He needs to be around to fight the pirates but SK is going down.
Azrael52
12-20-2005, 08:05 AM
Thanks for that mental image, MB.
Ok, Papergirl, you said Truth, so did you miss Red Barens while away???
Lubichev
12-20-2005, 10:11 AM
So, AZ. What is the other "dark meat?"
Azrael52
12-20-2005, 11:38 AM
Heh, I believe it's a porno.
Lubichev
12-20-2005, 12:06 PM
I think I was in that one. It lost a little in translation, though.
Shades0077
12-20-2005, 12:23 PM
I'm feeling saucy today. How about a dare?
Lester C.
12-20-2005, 12:32 PM
I'm feeling saucy today. How about a dare?
I want you to post this on every comic message board out there and type something inflammatory about Sue as you do it and stick around until you get death threats. Oh and make sure you post under your real name and address on the boards.
Courtesy of Michael Netzer:
http://michaelnetzer.com/sketches/suelight.jpg
Lubichev
12-20-2005, 12:46 PM
Oooh, Good one. :evilsmile
sk716
12-20-2005, 03:20 PM
I want you to post this on every comic message board out there and type something inflammatory about Sue as you do it and stick around until you get death threats. Oh and make sure you post under your real name and address on the boards.
http://michaelnetzer.com/sketches/suelight.jpg
That's cold Lester. It think Papergirl is right, you're a pirate pretending to be a ninja.
Night Swordsman
12-20-2005, 06:31 PM
Sigh.
Truth.
<cringes> will check back tomorrow ...
Lester C.
12-21-2005, 11:04 AM
i can prove it but i'm not turning Lester in. He needs to be around to fight the pirates but SK is going down.
You are a good man Monkey Boy. In hindsight I regret us reenacting the death of Robin staring Lester as the Joker and Monkey Boy as Jason Todd. I must say for a man that was beaten savagely with a crowbar and blown up you are looking rather well.
Azrael52
12-21-2005, 01:31 PM
Well, anything would've been an improvement.....
Um, was that out loud? :o
Cam63
12-21-2005, 04:35 PM
I'll go with truth.
Papergirl
12-21-2005, 06:07 PM
Ok, Papergirl, you said Truth, so did you miss Red Barens while away???
... Who?
Never heard of the scupperer in me life.
Well, duh. Of COURSE I missed him. If the cannon ball had hit him, he wouldn't be posting here anymore! :p
~Bev
Azrael52
12-22-2005, 10:47 AM
PG, I was actually setting you up for some comment like that...thanks!
Papergirl
12-22-2005, 05:26 PM
PG, I was actually setting you up for some comment like that...thanks!
You're quite welcome. I aim ta please. :p
~Bev
Azrael52
12-22-2005, 09:58 PM
So I hear . . . damn!
Lester C.
12-23-2005, 06:34 AM
I'll go with truth.
For the love of god someone needs to think of a truly diabolical question.
Azrael52
12-23-2005, 07:32 AM
Cam, how old were you the first time you killed a man?
Cam63
12-23-2005, 02:20 PM
24.
I was a late bloomer.
Oracle_0128
12-23-2005, 03:10 PM
For the love of god someone needs to think of a truly diabolical question.
I'll be the devil...
Boxers, Briefs, Tighty Whiteys, or thongs!
Be honest!!!!!
Cam63
12-23-2005, 03:11 PM
Briefs.
Clean ones !
Lester C.
12-23-2005, 03:21 PM
Cam, how old were you the first time you killed a man?
Was the best you could do you pirate bastard? How old were you when you killed a man? Just for that I hope the pirate convention you are attending tonight aka Ringslingers party get crashed by your local area’s ninja faction.
Kyuubi
12-23-2005, 03:57 PM
I wanna play again!
Truth.
sk716
12-23-2005, 04:19 PM
Was the best you could do you pirate bastard? How old were you when you killed a man? Just for that I hope the pirate convention you are attending tonight aka Ringslingers party get crashed by your local area’s ninja faction.
We wiped out all of the local ninjas unions three years ago. Unions from neighboring states are afraid to approach Pirate Headquarters, Arkansas.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! !
Monkey Boy
12-23-2005, 04:21 PM
We wiped out all of the local ninjas unions three years ago. Unions from neighboring states are afraid to approach Pirate Headquarters, Arkansas.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! !
There is still one ninja in Arkansas and i'm waiting for the perfect time to strike. I can't let them know that I'm hiding under their noses. So don't tell them.
sk716
12-23-2005, 04:28 PM
There is still one ninja in Arkansas and i'm waiting for the perfect time to strike. I can't let them know that I'm hiding under their noses. So don't tell them.
Az's right, you're a dumbass.
ElvisGuy
12-23-2005, 05:23 PM
Tempted to say dare..but for right now I'll say...Truth !
Lester C.
12-24-2005, 01:25 PM
There is still one ninja in Arkansas and i'm waiting for the perfect time to strike. I can't let them know that I'm hiding under their noses. So don't tell them.
Monkey Boy you’re a top man and I appreciate your dedication but it never a good idea to announce that you are planning to spy and assassinate someone before the fact to them. I hope you were extracted out of Ringslingers party before the cutlass came down on your head. Haven’t you heard that loose lips sink ships? At least you didn’t mention the major ninja offensive that going to take place on Papergirl’s wedding day…that would have been disastrous to The Master’s master plan.
public defender
12-24-2005, 01:35 PM
Truth. I need a cold dose of reality today.
Jared_Humpherys
12-24-2005, 02:24 PM
What the hell: Truth.
Azrael52
12-24-2005, 04:00 PM
Az's right, you're a dumbass.
Nods and smiles.
Lester C.
12-24-2005, 04:04 PM
Nods and smiles.
Poor thing must have been drugged and brainwashed at the pirate party. He can’t even string together a sentence and has been reduced to simple facial movements to convey his feelings.
Azrael52
12-24-2005, 04:12 PM
After last night's party, there's nothing simple about my facial movements. ;)
Lester C.
12-24-2005, 04:16 PM
After last night's party, there's nothing simple about my facial movements. ;)
Was there drunken debauchery? If there wasn’t than it wasn’t that good of a party. Please tell me someone got Stinky Pete shitface drunk and made him walk the plank.
Azrael52
12-25-2005, 12:15 AM
Pete was actually the designated driver....like Toonsis.
Spike-X
12-25-2005, 02:02 AM
What's the most fun you've ever had online?
Ooh! Ooh! I wanna answer this one!
The chat where MoTA finally got banned from CBR for good.
Oh, and cybering with *****************.
Cam63
12-25-2005, 03:35 PM
That was special, wasn't it.
Jared_Humpherys
12-25-2005, 03:41 PM
That was special, wasn't it.
Damn you for putting that image in my head on Christmas of all days.
Damn you.
Cam63
12-25-2005, 04:05 PM
It's a time of giving. :D
Lester C.
12-25-2005, 04:06 PM
This will be my last night on CBR until late spring so hit me up with a truth and a dare.
Cam63
12-25-2005, 04:13 PM
Truth: Is your name really Lester and are you happy with it ?
Dare: Anything you Yanks do on a daily basis is pretty daring enough !
Lester C.
12-25-2005, 04:19 PM
Truth: Is your name really Lester and are you happy with it ?
Yes my full legal name is Lester and no I’m not happy with it. My full name is Lester J Carthan but the J stands for nothing because my parents couldn’t decide on a middle name so I think I can make it stand for whatever I want and have it still be legal. I’m in the process of picking a new name for myself that begins with a J and will spell it out as such when I renew my driver license. Then when I move to Modesto I'm going to drop the Lester and be known by my new name. C'mon that was too easy hit me up with another truth.
Cam63
12-25-2005, 04:22 PM
Did you take my last beer ?
*Hand on Bowie knife hilt*
Lester C.
12-25-2005, 04:24 PM
Did you take my last beer ?
*Hand on Bowie knife hilt*
Hand on Bowie knife hilt. Hmm. I have it on good authority that Papergirl and SK 716 too all of your beer and vegemite. :evilsmile
Cam63
12-25-2005, 04:26 PM
I may have to thwack them thoroughly.
Lester C.
12-25-2005, 04:30 PM
I may have to thwack them thoroughly.
Ninja intelligence intercepted a secret communiqué between them that says they plan on slotting your cat so you might want to get a move on.
Sincerely,
The Ninja Faction.
Cam63
12-25-2005, 04:32 PM
That can't be right.
My cat slots the cat next door.
Regularly.
Lester C.
12-25-2005, 04:36 PM
That can't be right.
My cat slots the cat next door.
Regularly.
This quote has laughing uncontrollably as I’m typing this and I don’t know why.
Cam63
12-25-2005, 04:54 PM
Cat sex is ALWAYS funny.
Papergirl
12-25-2005, 05:00 PM
Hand on Bowie knife hilt. Hmm. I have it on good authority that Papergirl and SK 716 too all of your beer and vegemite. :evilsmile
Oh please. Rum beats beer (except for Guinness) ANY day of the week, and I have my own stash. As for vegemite... Never tried it and have no desire to steal any.
Besides, his "good authority" is Red Berens, the most untrustworthy ninja of them all. I wouldn't put it past Red to lie to his flunky just to watch the poor lad get gutted while he laughs.
~shares rum with Cam~
~Bev
Lester C.
12-25-2005, 05:35 PM
Cat sex is ALWAYS funny.
Garth Ennis has me under the impression that to slot someone is to kill them.
Lester C.
12-25-2005, 05:37 PM
Oh please. Rum beats beer (except for Guinness) ANY day of the week, and I have my own stash. As for vegemite... Never tried it and have no desire to steal any.
Besides, his "good authority" is Red Berens, the most untrustworthy ninja of them all. I wouldn't put it past Red to lie to his flunky just to watch the poor lad get gutted while he laughs.
~shares rum with Cam~
~Bev
For your information I am an acolyte . :p
Cam63
12-26-2005, 12:00 AM
Garth Ennis has me under the impression that to slot someone is to kill them.
British army slang for a single kill.
Azrael52
12-26-2005, 12:13 AM
So Lester is gone for awhile? Why? He'll be missed.
Cam, your dare is to tapdance naked in the street so that I can get it on Head-up-your-ass Headlines on our local radio show.
Cam63
12-26-2005, 01:34 AM
I tapdanced naked in the street last year.
Irish style.
Azrael52
12-26-2005, 01:39 AM
Explain, please. (man, and I vowed never to ask an explanation of any of Cam's comments, too!)
Cam63
12-26-2005, 01:49 AM
I just got caught up in the moment.
Spike-X
12-26-2005, 02:35 AM
I tapdanced naked in the street last year.
Irish style.
I read that as "lapdanced".
What a bizarre mental picture.
Lester C.
12-26-2005, 11:54 AM
So Lester is gone for awhile? Why? He'll be missed.
Today I found out that thanks to my detailed outline which took forever to come up with my writing is going very smoothly and very quickly so the sabbatical has been cancelled.
Azrael52
12-27-2005, 07:26 AM
Welcome back (like a bad penny).
Lester C.
12-27-2005, 07:30 AM
Welcome back (like a bad penny).
More like a ninja cockroach.
Azrael52
12-27-2005, 10:04 AM
Everybody sing!
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Cockroaches . . .
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cockroaches . . .
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cockroaches . . .
Cockroaches in a half shell . . .
Cockroach power!!!"
Lester C.
12-27-2005, 06:55 PM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/59535363_6f29a539b7_m.jpg
Hi-ya.
Azrael52
12-28-2005, 10:37 AM
Ah, the poor guy just fainted. . . musta seen a pirate. ;)
Azrael52
01-06-2006, 08:51 PM
Ok, my turn . . . truth.
Lester C.
01-06-2006, 08:53 PM
I dare someone to post this on the community board and see it gets you banned.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/sh_ww.jpg
Azrael52
01-06-2006, 10:01 PM
Man, I do so love Marvel/DC crossovers. ;)
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