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outlander78
12-07-2005, 11:59 AM
Anyone know this site? I found it today, and have spent more time than I should have reading. (For those who haven't read it, they are a series of "books" listing funny encounters with customers at a now-defunct computer games store.)

Here's the link:

http://www.actsofgord.com/index.html

And my favourite entry:

"Truth In Advertising"

Japanese writing on signs is just sort of cool. So one day, Gord had the painted sign in the window changed. Right below where it said "World Renowned Game Store of the Future", there was a collection of Japanese writings.

The translation: "Cute Japanese girlfriend wanted: Apply with management."

outlander78
12-07-2005, 12:05 PM
Here's another (I should stop reading now)

Wrong Way

"Do you have an easier version of Wheel of Fortune?"

"An easier version? It's hangman with money."

"The puzzles are too hard. It should give a hint."

"I can't really see anything good coming from that."

"Like 'You Don't Know Jack' with the multiple choice answers."

"Multiple choice Wheel of Fortune?"

"Exactly."

"You haven't thought this though at all."

"Can I exchange it for Jeopardy?"

"If you though Wheel of Fortune was hard, you're going in the wrong direction."

outlander78
12-07-2005, 01:56 PM
Some people ...

http://www.actsofgord.com/Chronicles/chapter27.html

outlander78
12-07-2005, 01:58 PM
Even better ...

http://www.actsofgord.com/Chronicles/chapter28.html

Shades0077
12-08-2005, 09:07 AM
Oh man, I remember reading this stuff ages ago. Really hilarious stuff. Great find outlander! Thanks for reminding me about it.

Sharpandpointies
12-08-2005, 09:30 AM
Freaking hilarious! Thank you for ruining my work schedule. :)