Shoot Me!

[YoGo]

Go on! Get it over with!

Take your shot and be done with it!!!

[the4thpip]

http://www.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/web/web_030131-F-5712B-004.jpg

[Weetomuncher]

There that was six - You've got to die this time. :evilsmile

[YoGo]

I said shoot me, not bang me you sicko.

[outlander78]

"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six."

[Lester C.]

Well you are responsible for all of the appear threads that popped us yesterday so yea I’ll shoot you. Unlike Gail though I’m going to do it right and finish the job. :evilsmile

[Azrael52]

Psst. Lester, I know a way to dispose of the body. PM me when ready. ;)

[Lester C.]

Psst. Lester, I know a way to dispose of the body. PM me when ready. ;)

Of course me and Azrael are kidding?

It not disposing the body I’m worried about but luring him into a state that doesn’t have capital punishment. ;)

[Weetomuncher]

Budda Budda Budda Budda

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Go on! Get it over with!

Take your shot and be done with it!!!

Click! Click!




(hey, you didn't say what with)

[shrike]

*checks watch*

This whole thing lost its humor either last year or 15,000 YoGo posts ago, take your pick.

[Lester C.]

http://www.legendaryguns.com/_borders/Desert-Eagle1.jpg

Cam borrowed me his gun and I’m not afraid to use it. After all I wearing gloves and his fingerprints are still on it.

[Cam63]

Shooting is getting passe.

How about we slowly lower him into a tub of starved pirahna instead ?

[outlander78]

Shooting is getting passe.

Maybe in Austrailia.

In Toronto, we're just getting the hang of it! (Sad but true.)

[YoGo]

*checks watch*

This whole thing lost its humor either last year or 15,000 YoGo posts ago, take your pick.


I was only shot earlier this year in BOP #85....omg!

TIME TRAVEL ASSASSINS! :eek:

[Night Swordsman]

Sigh. Don't bother to shoot him.

IT'S WHAT HE WANTS!

Instead..everyone..get out your carving knives...


Can we spell Castration?
I knew you could ;)



(plus this will help stop the spread of future lil Yogo's in the future! Teehee!)

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Sigh. Don't bother to shoot him.

IT'S WHAT HE WANTS!

Instead..everyone..get out your carving knives...


Can we spell Castration?
I knew you could ;)



(plus this will help stop the spread of future lil Yogo's in the future! Teehee!)

What could one man have done to deserve all this?

[Lester C.]

What could one man have done to deserve all this?

1. Started the never ending thread which is one long sentence about his buttocks.

2.Started the Kurt Busiek Appear thread which ended up pissing of The Man and was responsible for all the appear thread titles this week.

3. Started a thread where he was roaring incoherently and had people interpreting him.

4.Started a thread forgiving a troll that makes me look like a saint.

5. Started a thread calling Gail a no good tease.

She is.

She knows it.

She loves it.

http://www.prettiness.org/mixes/tease.jpg

[Lester C.]

What could one man have done to deserve all this?

6. Got Pip to post this.
When supervillain costumes happen to real people:

http://image2.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/37139544386.160.GIF
GL bad girl "Icky"

http://shopanbieter60.shop.orion.de/gayimages/zoom/012131.jpg
And her real-life bizarro counterpart.

7. He publicly embarrassed Dinah.

This is a new side of Dinah:

http://www.tomnguyenart.com/images/comicArt/images/BlackCanary.jpg

there's a couple more drawings of Dinah he did that are so definitely not work safe and I'm afraid to post here as they are quite specific in the detail they produce....

But you can check them out at Tom Nugyen Gallery (http://www.tomnguyenart.com/gallery/gallery_comic.html)

8. Dedicated a public opinion poll to stroking his massive Australia sized ego.

9.He in a public fued with Gail just because she shot him five times.

10. Oh yes he gave everyone favorite, and only, Black Assyrian this photo to play with.
http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/2314/cameltoe8na.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

**shudder**[/QUOTE]


I’m ready to go to sleep now but I’ll post more reasons why Yogo needs to die in a method far more brutal than a simple shooting and will start a poll if I can figure how to do such a thing.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

All that? Eeesh, where was I? :eek:

[David Bedlam]

I vote for shooting YoGo...

...out of a cannon!

[Lester C.]

I vote for shooting YoGo...

...out of a cannon!

You read it here first folks. David has forgone his traditional ninja weapons and is now entrenched in pirate technology. I'd like to extend a welcome arrg to my mate Davy Bedlam.

[Lester C.]

All that? Eeesh, where was I? :eek:

There more. Good god is there more.
11. Yogo starts a thread about how semen can be used for cooking among many other things.

12. He blackmail's and torments his family members.

I love it! Ok so he's turning 18 and going through his rebellious phase. He wants to go flying in a light plane with a friend up and down the coast of Western Australia.

My mom is concerned and asks us older brothers what we think. So i'm talking to him on chat teasing him that i'll send mom some stats on plane crashes. He gets pissed and tells me "I'll never trust you again."

Hahahaha! Emotional blackmail.

So i send a quick email to him, cc'd it to the rest of the family saying:
"I'm fine with you flying as long as mom is ok with it."

Then I attach a bunch of pictures with planes sticking out of barns and fiery houses that I googled quickly.

This should be fun.
:evilsmile

[Lester C.]

13. Comics are a wholesome pursuit and yet he smutted up Black Canary by leading a discussion on her love of oral sex.

I just read the first two arcs of Kevin Smith's Green Arrow run.

Wow.

I never realised how much Dinah likes her fun. After only following her through the Justice League and BOP it was kinda weird to see her moaning in ecstacy as Ollie went down on her. Twice.

'Visiting Sherwood' I believe Ollie called it.

Did anyone have a similar reaction? Maybe I'm just not used to seeing this side of Dinah.

14. He lead a mean spirited discussion insulting the lovely and talented Ashlee Simpson.

15. Spoiled the fact he was in Birds of Prey and unleashed Singlish upon the world.

Dun be like dat leh! Wait the ang moh chio bu become tulan and dun want to write oredi. Den lan lan got no story like dat. Her Singapore story damn shiok ok, best in Singapore, JB and some say Batam! Give chance one can or not?

Heh. But seriously:

I always thought singlish was something that made our country unique in terms of defining our character. Just the same way you people in England who do not all speak the Queen's English and have their own colloquial references which outsiders might not understand. And you got American's with their accents from the South or even Brooklyn.

But sure, Singlish is by no means perfect and not suitable to be taught or used in public speaking or in any other formal capacities. If it enroaches into territories inappropriately then it does become a negative. But it is, as Oracle/Gail says, a patois of languages that we use in Singapore and in my opinion representative of the integrated multicultural society that this small tiny island is.

If taken with a pinch of salt and some self effacing humour, then it's not something that's inherently negative about Singapore but one of our more interesting traits. :)

Oh and I gave Gail TONS more stuff on Singapore than just Singlish so don't worry UF! As she has said there's a lot more she'll be showing of Singapore. I was actually worried about overwhelming her with too much info. ;)

p.s the character that speaks singlish in the story happens to be the most interesting character IMO. Nothing to do with the fact that she named him after me of course. :rolleyes:

[Cam63]

I'd like to shoot him in the same manner Indiana Jones did to the black robed swordsman in Raiders.

[Lester C.]

I'd like to shoot him in the same manner Indiana Jones did to the black robed swordsman in Raiders.

Too quick a death. Yogo needs to suffer for all that he has wrought on us.

[Cam63]

I mean I loved how Jones just gave him a " I'm too tired to give a fuck " look just before he gave him a new naval with his Smith and Wesson.

[Kyuubi]

I'LL DO IT!


http://home.hawaii.rr.com/mainlander/bullet_holes.gif





I think I just broke the internet.

[Calamas]

In half?


...

[YoGo]

I live!

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVE!!

MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

[Calamas]

Damn it. No one stays dead in comics.

[Kyuubi]

I live!

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVE!!

MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!


STAY STILL!

http://home.hawaii.rr.com/mainlander/rat-tat-tat.gif

[Lester C.]

I think thirteen times shots should do it.

[Kyuubi]

I think thirteen times shots should do it.


I don't know, it might just make him complain even more.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I don't believe in Guns. Thats why I hired a hitman. This way he can touch the gun so I won't.

[Lester C.]

I don't believe in Guns. Thats why I hired a hitman. This way he can touch the gun so I won't.

There is a sick joke here involving prostitutes that Cam thought of. Australians are a dirty minded people.

[David Bedlam]

You read it here first folks. David has forgone his traditional ninja weapons and is now entrenched in pirate technology. I'd like to extend a welcome arrg to my mate Davy Bedlam.

What you say?

I have done no such thing! I am mearly calling for ninja/pirate unity in the face of YoGo, so that we can finally get him to shut the hell up!

As a gesture of unity then, here is a ninja sword. Go slice something vital off YoGo. :)

[Cam63]

There is a sick joke here involving prostitutes that Cam thought of. Australians are a dirty minded people.

Beer, food and sex.

That's pretty much it...and yes, I know I put beer first !

[Lester C.]

Beer, food and sex.

That's pretty much it...and yes, I know I put beer first !

Sometimes to enjoy the latter you need a great deal of the former.

[Lester C.]

What could one man have done to deserve all this?

16. He’s pro torture.

Tie their hands behind their back, shove them in a shed and put their balls in a metal vice.

Then set the shed on fire and leave the door open.

17. His cruel bizarre eating habits.

Ahh!! Do they have peguins there? I hear seal steaks are yummy too!

18. Fantasises about sex with the elderly.

According to him Estelle Getty is a spunky old fox.

http://www.quotenmeter.de/pics/buenavista/goldengirls05.jpg

19. There is his sick love for copy machines.

Did it involve rubbing down the Xerox with oil and sodomising it?

20. You all mock me.

I know you do.

Truer words have never spoken. More to come later.

[Lester C.]

What could one man have done to deserve all this?

21. His self portrait after being shot by Gail.

http://www.spookshop.com/images/scarymasks/foreignlegionspy.jpg

22. His baby photo.
[QUOTE=YoGo]But I wanted to be Wonder Woman...


http://nx0g.org/pout.jpg

23. Still has a sick obsession about nurses even after being killed by one. :)

This is why I admire most nurses. They do all this crap, don't get paid as much as the doctors and can still be passionate about their jobs and have compassion for their patients.

And then there's those cute uniforms to admire....

24. Slandered Pip’s good name.

Psychologist Jailed 2 Years For Sex With His Patients
Therapist called 'predator' who 'brainwashed' his victims
by Gary Oakes
THE TORONTO STAR, May 13,1997

A once-prominent psychologist has been sentenced to two years in prison for "brainwashing" two of his former patients into having sex with him.

Both vulnerable victims "suffered substantial mental harm" at the hands of the4thpip, Mr. Justice George Ferguson said yesterday.

The former chief of psychology at Etobicoke General Hospital controlled, manipulated and mentally dominated the two women, the Ontario Court, general division judge said.

"I hope it sends a message to other doctors," one of the victims said of the sentencing.

"I'm glad it's over," the second victim said of the ordeal of having to testify in open court.

Prosecutor James Ramsay called the4thpip a sexual "predator" who had violated the special trust between a therapist and his patients.

The charges specified the two victims submitted to him sexually or did not resist him because of "the exercise of (his) authority" as their therapist.

The judge quoted an expert witness in the case as saying that "when a psychologist has sex with a patient, therapy goes out the window."

Ferguson said people such as the4thpip occupy a privileged position in society and must exercise the enormous power and authority they have only for their patients' benefit.

the4thpip, who often helped various police forces by hypnotizing witnesses, has since lost his license to practise and now helps his girlfriend run a bed and breakfast house in Victoria,B.C.

The judge said that even though the4thpip apologized for his conduct, he "continues to (wrongly) believe that he did not breach the (criminal) law" and is only guilty of professioonal misconduct.

Both victims testifed they had been sexually abused as children and were suffering from extreme depression when they became patients of the4thpip.

One said her husband, in effect, paid the4thpip approximately $5,000 - the fee for therapy - for Matheson to have sex with her, although he eventually returned the money.

The other testified the4thpip told her he had fallen in love with her and he constantly phoned her, wrote her passionate letters and sent her gifts.

When he was out of town, he left her his cologne so she could smell him, and some of his clothes so she could hug them, the second victim told the court.

She said the4thpip'swife caught them in bed together.

25. Finally if we shoot him again we may never have to hear about Gail’s botched attempt.

[Lester C.]

It's been a few days since we heard from Yogo. I think me, Kyuubi, David, Pip, AZ and Weet finally took the bastard out. :)

[Lester C.]

Damn he posted in the Narnia thread. Oh well better luck next time. :evilsmile

[YoGo]

Boo!

I LIIIIIIIVE!!

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEE EEE!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA...KACK...CHOKE..RG GHH..SPUTTER...help..choking on chilli crab...kack...

[Lester C.]

Boo!

I LIIIIIIIVE!!

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEE EEE!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA...KACK...CHOKE..RG GHH..SPUTTER...help..choking on chilli crab...kack...

Die Die goddamn it die already and stay dead. :evilangry

[Jared_Humpherys]

...




...





...




...Nah, you ain't worth it.

[Jared_Humpherys]

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...





...




...Nah, you ain't worth it.



It has come to my attention that the above quote may have been misconstrued. The joke was that YoGo wasn't worth shooting.


That is all.

[Kyuubi]

Worry not friends. I have sent over an assassin to Singapore to deal with the YoGo problem.

http://www.applegeeks.com/temp/artie1.jpg

[the4thpip]

ER...help..choking on chilli crab...kack...
What a way to go, though!

Whose turn is it to heimlich him?

[Cam63]

Worry not friends. I have sent over an assassin to Singapore to deal with the YoGo problem.

http://www.applegeeks.com/temp/artie1.jpg

Gasp !

No... Not Artie....

You cruel, inhuman bastard, Ky'.

[Lester C.]

Gasp !


You cruel, inhuman bastard, Ky'.

That's why we love him.

[Cam63]

Artie knows how to remove vital organs 12 hours before the victim realises they're missing.

[Lester C.]

You want me to shoot you. Gladly. Die! Die! Die you pirate bastard and this time stay dead.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/MG34_german_machinegun_firing_lg_cl.gif

[YoGo]

When did I say I was a pirate?

[Lester C.]

When did I say I was a pirate?

Okay I admit it I was looking for an excuse to shoot you. Any excuse. I should have used this as an example

http://www.asiapundit.com/2005/12/ginseng_porn_on.html

http://www.asiapundit.com/Shanghai%20ginseng.jpg

Sexy.

To hit you with this
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/scorpion_handgun_firing_lg_clr.gif