[Wrestling] You Might be an Internet Smark if...

[Melbourne Mew Mew]

Found this on the Wrestlecrap forums, and thought that it might amuse people here...

YOU MIGHT BE AN INTERNET SMARK IF...

You don't get excited, you mark out.

You argue over who's better.....AJ Styles or Chris Benoit.

On your AIM away messages you leave wrestling catchprases (because that's how you roll)

You have been fired from a job and on the way out you gave your former boss the Stone Cold Stunner.

You've ever toasted a beer with a friend and given him the kick, wham, stunner.

You pre-ordered the Ric Flair 3 DVD set 4 months before it officially came out

You think Paul London should win the WWE Title.

You actually know who the Cruiserweight champ is.

You hate Hogan now for not retiring but there's a Hulk T-shirt from when you were a kid still in your closet.

You hate on HHH at EVERY oppurtunity possible.

You think the safe style is BS.

You actually know that there is a safe style now in effect.

You didn't pay your cell phone bill so you could order ECW One Night Stand.

You started a "We Want Matt" chant at a live event before everybody else did.

[Scorpion13]

Nice. I recognize so many things in that list its insane.

Hey, I used to be a big Scott Keith fan back in the days of The Smarks. Man was a walking stereotype. Thought Hulk Hogan was the anti-christ, and his success in the 80's was a series of bafflling coincidences.

[Royal]

uses "work", "shoot", "bump", "juice", "pop" & "Strong Style" in an actual coversation.

bonus points if democrats & republicans are compared to New Japan & All Japan. With those who go independant called "followers of NOAH"

[Phoney Bone]

If you refer to Edge and Lita as "Adam and Amy".

If you think TNA will ever be competition for WWE, instead of just another alternative for a much smaller percent of the audience.

If you hate JBL because he's a locker-room bully.

If you call them "workers" instead of "wrestlers".

If you know who Rob Feinstein is.

If you have a wrestler in your avatar. ( :p )

[sgt.candy]

i hate jbl cause he sucks :)

[Scorpion13]

I hate him because "Cowboy" Stan Hansen did it better.

[the_big_billbowski]

You think your cool because you met JBL (with Farooq when they were the APA)

[Bright-Raven]

Let's see...

YOU MIGHT BE AN INTERNET SMARK IF...

You don't get excited, you mark out.

Not in years. Only wrestler I ever really "marked out" for was Sting.

You argue over who's better.....AJ Styles or Chris Benoit.

Nope, never done that before.

On your AIM away messages you leave wrestling catchprases (because that's how you roll)

I don't use away messages on my IM programs, and I don't use wrestling catchphrases.

You have been fired from a job and on the way out you gave your former boss the Stone Cold Stunner.

Nope. Sorry.

You've ever toasted a beer with a friend and given him the kick, wham, stunner.

Nope. I don't drink alcohol, and I wouldn't use a SCS. Kick, wham, flying knee to the face ala Georges St. Pierre, maybe. But that lame ass Stunner move? Sure, I'd LOVE to jam my shoulder by pulling down a full grown person over it. That sounds so effective... :rolleyes:

You pre-ordered the Ric Flair 3 DVD set 4 months before it officially came out

There's a Ric Flair 3-DVD Set? You mean there's actually enough material for them to produce that many discs? Amazing, seeing as the man hasn't done anything worth being on television since about 1997.

You think Paul London should win the WWE Title.

Who?

You actually know who the Cruiserweight champ is.

Not recently, no. I think maybe Nunzio had it most recently?

You hate Hogan now for not retiring but there's a Hulk T-shirt from when you were a kid still in your closet.

Nope. I've never owned a wrestling-related licensed merchandise in my life. Nary a wrestling shirt, action figure, poster, trading card, frisbee, video game or what have you to be found. I have exactly three wrestling videos: two Sting videos (Deadly Venom and WCW Superstars:Sting) and ECW: Anarchy Rulz. All bought at .25 each.

Oh, and I hated Hogan from the start and thought he needed to retire a decade ago, when he handed over the WWE Title to the Ultimate Warrior (not saying Warrior was any great shakes, mind you).

You hate on HHH at EVERY oppurtunity possible.

Okay, there's one I might fit. Finally. But then I hate on every wrestler who bores the crap out of me.

You think the safe style is BS.

No, I don't think that Safe Styles are B.S. But what WWE is using isn't remotely Safe Style. Safe Style would require a lot more actual wrestling, and most of the roster seemingly couldn't chain wrestle if their lives depended on it.

You actually know that there is a safe style now in effect.

There's a half-assed "brawl" style in effect which leads to even more injuries because the talents don't practice or coreograph their matches as consistently or properly as they once did. Too much road time, not enough ring practice.

You didn't pay your cell phone bill so you could order ECW One Night Stand.

Nope. Don't own a cell phone and would never buy a wrestling PPV or a MMA PPV. You going to show me it free? Fine. But I'm not paying $30-$70 for it.

You started a "We Want Matt" chant at a live event before everybody else did.

Nope. 1) I've never been to and would never pay to go to a live WWE event. 2) I think the Hardyz sucked.

Guess I'm not an wrestling internet smark.

[Howard Allan]

Let's see...

YOU MIGHT BE AN INTERNET SMARK IF...

You don't get excited, you mark out.

Not in years. Only wrestler I ever really "marked out" for was Sting.

You argue over who's better.....AJ Styles or Chris Benoit.

Nope, never done that before.

On your AIM away messages you leave wrestling catchprases (because that's how you roll)

I don't use away messages on my IM programs, and I don't use wrestling catchphrases.

You have been fired from a job and on the way out you gave your former boss the Stone Cold Stunner.

Nope. Sorry.

You've ever toasted a beer with a friend and given him the kick, wham, stunner.

Nope. I don't drink alcohol, and I wouldn't use a SCS. Kick, wham, flying knee to the face ala Georges St. Pierre, maybe. But that lame ass Stunner move? Sure, I'd LOVE to jam my shoulder by pulling down a full grown person over it. That sounds so effective... :rolleyes:

You pre-ordered the Ric Flair 3 DVD set 4 months before it officially came out

There's a Ric Flair 3-DVD Set? You mean there's actually enough material for them to produce that many discs? Amazing, seeing as the man hasn't done anything worth being on television since about 1997.

You think Paul London should win the WWE Title.

Who?

You actually know who the Cruiserweight champ is.

Not recently, no. I think maybe Nunzio had it most recently?

You hate Hogan now for not retiring but there's a Hulk T-shirt from when you were a kid still in your closet.

Nope. I've never owned a wrestling-related licensed merchandise in my life. Nary a wrestling shirt, action figure, poster, trading card, frisbee, video game or what have you to be found. I have exactly three wrestling videos: two Sting videos (Deadly Venom and WCW Superstars:Sting) and ECW: Anarchy Rulz. All bought at .25 each.

Oh, and I hated Hogan from the start and thought he needed to retire a decade ago, when he handed over the WWE Title to the Ultimate Warrior (not saying Warrior was any great shakes, mind you).

You hate on HHH at EVERY oppurtunity possible.

Okay, there's one I might fit. Finally. But then I hate on every wrestler who bores the crap out of me.

You think the safe style is BS.

No, I don't think that Safe Styles are B.S. But what WWE is using isn't remotely Safe Style. Safe Style would require a lot more actual wrestling, and most of the roster seemingly couldn't chain wrestle if their lives depended on it.

You actually know that there is a safe style now in effect.

There's a half-assed "brawl" style in effect which leads to even more injuries because the talents don't practice or coreograph their matches as consistently or properly as they once did. Too much road time, not enough ring practice.

You didn't pay your cell phone bill so you could order ECW One Night Stand.

Nope. Don't own a cell phone and would never buy a wrestling PPV or a MMA PPV. You going to show me it free? Fine. But I'm not paying $30-$70 for it.

You started a "We Want Matt" chant at a live event before everybody else did.

Nope. 1) I've never been to and would never pay to go to a live WWE event. 2) I think the Hardyz sucked.

Guess I'm not an wrestling internet smark.


Guess you have more merchandise than me then, and we're the same on all the other points.

[lboinyamouf4sho]

Let's see...

YOU MIGHT BE AN INTERNET SMARK IF...

You don't get excited, you mark out.

Not in years. Only wrestler I ever really "marked out" for was Sting.

You argue over who's better.....AJ Styles or Chris Benoit.

Nope, never done that before.

On your AIM away messages you leave wrestling catchprases (because that's how you roll)

I don't use away messages on my IM programs, and I don't use wrestling catchphrases.

You have been fired from a job and on the way out you gave your former boss the Stone Cold Stunner.

Nope. Sorry.

You've ever toasted a beer with a friend and given him the kick, wham, stunner.

Nope. I don't drink alcohol, and I wouldn't use a SCS. Kick, wham, flying knee to the face ala Georges St. Pierre, maybe. But that lame ass Stunner move? Sure, I'd LOVE to jam my shoulder by pulling down a full grown person over it. That sounds so effective... :rolleyes:

You pre-ordered the Ric Flair 3 DVD set 4 months before it officially came out

There's a Ric Flair 3-DVD Set? You mean there's actually enough material for them to produce that many discs? Amazing, seeing as the man hasn't done anything worth being on television since about 1997.

You think Paul London should win the WWE Title.

Who?

You actually know who the Cruiserweight champ is.

Not recently, no. I think maybe Nunzio had it most recently?

You hate Hogan now for not retiring but there's a Hulk T-shirt from when you were a kid still in your closet.

Nope. I've never owned a wrestling-related licensed merchandise in my life. Nary a wrestling shirt, action figure, poster, trading card, frisbee, video game or what have you to be found. I have exactly three wrestling videos: two Sting videos (Deadly Venom and WCW Superstars:Sting) and ECW: Anarchy Rulz. All bought at .25 each.

Oh, and I hated Hogan from the start and thought he needed to retire a decade ago, when he handed over the WWE Title to the Ultimate Warrior (not saying Warrior was any great shakes, mind you).

You hate on HHH at EVERY oppurtunity possible.

Okay, there's one I might fit. Finally. But then I hate on every wrestler who bores the crap out of me.

You think the safe style is BS.

No, I don't think that Safe Styles are B.S. But what WWE is using isn't remotely Safe Style. Safe Style would require a lot more actual wrestling, and most of the roster seemingly couldn't chain wrestle if their lives depended on it.

You actually know that there is a safe style now in effect.

There's a half-assed "brawl" style in effect which leads to even more injuries because the talents don't practice or coreograph their matches as consistently or properly as they once did. Too much road time, not enough ring practice.

You didn't pay your cell phone bill so you could order ECW One Night Stand.

Nope. Don't own a cell phone and would never buy a wrestling PPV or a MMA PPV. You going to show me it free? Fine. But I'm not paying $30-$70 for it.

You started a "We Want Matt" chant at a live event before everybody else did.

Nope. 1) I've never been to and would never pay to go to a live WWE event. 2) I think the Hardyz sucked.

Guess I'm not an wrestling internet smark.



have a smarky response to every single question.


definately a smark of the worst kind.

[eJm]

YOU MIGHT BE AN INTERNET SMARK IF...

You don't get excited, you mark out.

Sometimes I do. I just call excitement marking out when it comes to wrestling

You argue over who's better.....AJ Styles or Chris Benoit.

More like AJ vs. HBK.

On your AIM away messages you leave wrestling catchprases (because that's how you roll)

I do use AIM Away messenges but I don't use catchphrases on them. On occasion in real life, maybe ;)

You have been fired from a job and on the way out you gave your former boss the Stone Cold Stunner.

Don't have a job...but I'd like to do that to ALOT of people.

You've ever toasted a beer with a friend and given him the kick, wham, stunner.

Read above answer

You pre-ordered the Ric Flair 3 DVD set 4 months before it officially came out

I have the Flair DVD set, but I have never pre ordered anything in my life, pretty much.

You think Paul London should win the WWE Title.

Erm....no.

You actually know who the Cruiserweight champ is.

It's not hard since Juvented is on TV more.

You hate Hogan now for not retiring but there's a Hulk T-shirt from when you were a kid still in your closet.

I don't hate Hogan (I have never believed in hating celebrities or anyone I barely know) but his appeal is waining. He just needs one last hurrah to do it, I feel. But I don't have a t-shirt unfortunatly.

You hate on HHH at EVERY oppurtunity possible.

Na, I'm not like that. HHH is annoying, but he's less annoying now then he has been before.

You think the safe style is BS.

I'll go for Bright Raven's answer and also add if a safe style was to be added, the dates should be cut for time to create a Safe style atmosphere.

You actually know that there is a safe style now in effect.

Read above answer.

You didn't pay your cell phone bill so you could order ECW One Night Stand.

I could have watched it for free, but forgot to. Got it on DVD, though. Rules like hell! :-D

You started a "We Want Matt" chant at a live event before everybody else did.

I started a 'We Want Tables' chant during the MSG Raw in about 2002...does that count?

[Tages]

Guess I'm not an wrestling internet smark.
Did it hurt when they surgically removed your sense of humor?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Found this on the Wrestlecrap forums, and thought that it might amuse people here...

YOU MIGHT BE AN INTERNET SMARK IF...

You don't get excited, you mark out..

I admit to this. I'll "mark out" for the guys I like. Edge,Christian , A.J Styles ect ect.....

You argue over who's better.....AJ Styles or Chris Benoit.

Tough choice. Benoit's near 40 and A.J's 25 or 26 right now but has achieved a lotta success and has became a great all around wrestler.

On your AIM away messages you leave wrestling catchprases (because that's how you roll)

Damn straight...I do it for the PEEPS!

You have been fired from a job and on the way out you gave your former boss the Stone Cold Stunner.

I had a boss get assigned to another job because he sucked. I gave him the Stone Cold salute . Its something we wished to do where we worked.

You've ever toasted a beer with a friend and given him the kick, wham, stunner.

Tempted....but alas no.

You pre-ordered the Ric Flair 3 DVD set 4 months before it officially came out

Bought it the 1st week it was out.

You think Paul London should win the WWE Title.

He's still in the WWE ? Damn color me shocked.

You actually know who the Cruiserweight champ is.

Who is it by the way ? Even I've lost count at this point.

You hate Hogan now for not retiring but there's a Hulk T-shirt from when you were a kid still in your closet.

Theres a Hollywood Hulk shirt. And I hope he comes back and fueds with guys like Micheals,Benoit,Angle and Edge. :D

You hate on HHH at EVERY oppurtunity possible.

I don't hate HHH as much as I did in 2002-2003. By god I despised the petty politics he pulled. The people he wouldn't put over. It was horrible backstage politics. But I've grown to respect and like HHH again. He's drifted down and let Angle and others carry the 1# Heel spot. Its pretty much spurned ratings ahead .

You think the safe style is BS.

Judging from the Cruiserwieght Division the results have killed it. Thats pretty much why no Cruiserwieghts have managed to get it over at all.

You actually know that there is a safe style now in effect.

Yep ..sad huh ? ;)

You didn't pay your cell phone bill so you could order ECW One Night Stand.

Paid my cell and actually put off gettin my comics the week I paid my Cable bill though to get this PPV.

You started a "We Want Matt" chant at a live event before everybody else did

Nope....by this point the whole Matt thing was funny. Heyman made me laugh.

[Scorpion13]

Did it hurt when they surgically removed your sense of humor?


Ouch. Nice one.

[Bright-Raven]

Originally Posted by Tages
Did it hurt when they surgically removed your sense of humor?

*pulls out funny bone the size of a baseball bat* You mean this, wiseguy?

*BONK!*

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

*puts funny bone back in its case*

[stealthwise]

Hehehe, so many memories. :)