Who was J-Bolt?

[Weetomuncher]

Who actually was J-Bolt?

[Cam63]

A sad deluded little man.

...With a bad haircut.

[EdContradictory]

He was the re-incarnation of Abraham Lincoln. Who you didn't even list in your poll.

Clearly, you're a part of the conspiracy.

[Lester C.]

A sad deluded little man.

...With a bad haircut.

*looks suspiciously at Cam’s avatar photo.*

[Cam63]

My hair is perfect !

[MacQuarrie]

According to the United States government (Patent, Trademark and Copyright Office), J-Bolt is somebody named Jim Fisher. Who am I to argue with the US Government?

If the word of the Fed was enough to vindicate Kris Kringle in "Miracle on 34th Street", it's good enough for me.

[Ferrik]

I vote Bush. But I think Bush is really Ashcroft in a rubber mask...or possibly Liefield.

[Karl J. Barnes]

I voted other...I think that it is quite obvivious that it is Mac and Gail...They are just TOO interested in this "J-Bolt". Oh, they'll deny it, but I still think that they are the culprits.

[Karl J. Barnes]

I vote Bush. But I think Bush is really Ashcroft in a rubber mask...or possibly Liefield.

Actually Bush is a muppet voiced by Chenney.

[Lester C.]

A sad deluded little man.

...With a bad haircut.
*looks suspiciously at Cam’s avatar photo.*
My hair is perfect !
According to the United States government (Patent, Trademark and Copyright Office), J-Bolt is somebody named Jim Fisher. Who am I to argue with the US Government?

If the word of the Fed was enough to vindicate Kris Kringle in "Miracle on 34th Street", it's good enough for me.
This guy looks a bit like me.
http://www.dwsa.nl/images/WhosWho/FourEyesHenry.jpg
The main differance is I turned my guns in and have become a man of peace.

Why wear a hat that covers your head completly if your hair is perfect Cam or Aka Jim Fisher or Aka J-Bolt.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Why wear a hat that covers your head completly if your hair is perfect Cam or Aka Jim Fisher or Aka J-Bolt.

Lester, it can't be Cam. Cam is just slighty batty, J-Bolt is just delussional.

[Lester C.]

Lester, it can't be Cam. Cam is just slighty batty, J-Bolt is just delussional.

Admit it you read the posts where Cam will post multiple times incoherently having a private joke with himself. Also factor in that Australians talk talk(I love Robert Heinlein) and J-bolt's identity surfaces.

Oh and the fact that my name is Lester J. Carthan is just coincidence or is it? :evilsmile

[Karl J. Barnes]

Oh and the fact that my name is Lester J. Carthan is just coincidence or is it? :evilsmile

Now that you mention it....

[Lester C.]

Now that you mention it....

Just how deep does this go. Notice how MacQuarrie just threw out the name Jim Fischer when Cam was in troble of being xposeded. Cam splled backwards is Mac which is short for MacQarrie. Hmm.

Mwm has two ms in it which could have been a pun alludign to hte facs that Cam, Mac and Mwm are one and the shame or if you prefere same.

Or is the fact I now can't splell two good symbolick of me brining out my inner J-bolt? :evilsmile

[Iangould]

"I'm J-bolt.'

"No, I'm J-bolt!"

[Cam63]

Yes, I'm J-Bolt.

Happy !?

[Lester C.]

Yes, I'm J-Bolt.

Happy !?

Notice how other is wining the pole becuase the truth es coming out.

[Cam63]

I had my minions rig it.

[Lester C.]

I had my minions rig it.Why areknot you talkzing lick J-Bolt?

[Calamas]

Cam, say it ain't so!

[Lester C.]

Cam, say it ain't so!

U eared it here firsh.

[Cam63]

Why areknot you talkzing lick J-Bolt?

I discovered a dictionary ?

[Lester C.]

I discovered a dictionary ?

I am stazing to hab my doubts bout Cam beeing J-bolt or is this all a clever ploy to trik me?

[Cam63]

I still plan on suing Gail, MacQuacky and the rest of the bashers for hampering my plans for comic, film and general world domination.

When the authorities take the restraining bolt from my brain, they'll pay.

Ohhhh, yes. Pay !

[Cam63]

I am stazing to hab my doubts bout Cam beeing J-bolt or is this all a clever ploy to trik me?

Mmmmmayyyybeeeeee !

[YoGo]

I'm just honoured just to be nominated alongside such greats.

Please don't shoot me.

[Matt Algren]

I still plan on suing Gail, MacQuacky and the rest of the bashers for hampering my plans for comic, film and general world domination.
"The rest of the bashers?" WTF is that? I knew you weren't J-Bolt! J-Bolt would've called us "ilk" at least once.

Heather, though... Heather I can see. Yep. You're definitely Heather.

[Matt Algren]

BTW, has anyone made one of those stupid quizzes where you learn which South Park character, or elf, or whatever, you are? You should totally* do that with J-Bolt.





*I have no idea why I'm writing like a valley girl. Don't even ask.

[Crowley]

Who knows what tomorrow brings
In a world, few movies survive
All I know, is the way I feel
When it’s real, I keep my pray alive

The road is long
There are Bashers in our way
But we climb steps every day

J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Where the Wullfs cry, on a mountain high
J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Far from the Bombshell we know
Up where the clear winds blow

Some hang on to "You don't have a movie"
Live their lives locking behind
All we have is here and now
All our lives, out there to find

The movie is long
There are Bashers in our way
But we climb steps every day

J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Where the Wullfs cry, on a mountain high
J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Far from the Bombshell we know
Up where the clear winds blow

Time goes by
No time to cry
Life’s you and I, alive, baby

J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Where the Wullfs cry, on a mountain high
J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Far from the Bombshell we know
Up where the clear winds blow

J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Where the Wullfs cry, on a mountain high
J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Far from the Bombshell we know
Up where the clear winds blow

[Night Swordsman]

I'm just honoured just to be nominated alongside such greats.

Please don't shoot me.


SHHHHHHHOOOOOT HIM! SHOOT THE SUCKA!


Ok..i feel better now. Move along,nothing to see here... :D

[Cam63]

Who knows what tomorrow brings
In a world, few movies survive
All I know, is the way I feel
When it’s real, I keep my pray alive

The road is long
There are Bashers in our way
But we climb steps every day

J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Where the Wullfs cry, on a mountain high
J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Far from the Bombshell we know
Up where the clear winds blow

Some hang on to "You don't have a movie"
Live their lives locking behind
All we have is here and now
All our lives, out there to find

The movie is long
There are Bashers in our way
But we climb steps every day

J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Where the Wullfs cry, on a mountain high
J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Far from the Bombshell we know
Up where the clear winds blow

Time goes by
No time to cry
Life’s you and I, alive, baby

J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Where the Wullfs cry, on a mountain high
J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Far from the Bombshell we know
Up where the clear winds blow

J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Where the Wullfs cry, on a mountain high
J-bolt lift us up where we belong
Far from the Bombshell we know
Up where the clear winds blow

That was friggin' beautiful, man...

[the4thpip]

According to the United States government (Patent, Trademark and Copyright Office), J-Bolt is somebody named Jim Fisher. Who am I to argue with the US Government?

Oh please, they've lied to you for years.

[MacQuarrie]

Oh please, they've lied to you for years.
Those clowns on Capitol Hill, sure, but not the Copyright Office.

[the4thpip]

Those clowns on Capitol Hill, sure, but not the Copyright Office.
Damn those pedants!
Pedants and lebians! All of them! :evilangry

[Tommy]

J-Bolt's initials are J.B.

Who else has initials of J.B.?

John Byrne. Coincidence? YOU DECIDE!

[Cam63]

Jorge Boosh ?

[Kyuubi]

J-Bolt's initials are J.B.

Who else has initials of J.B.?

John Byrne. Coincidence? YOU DECIDE!


But J-Bolt's real name is Jim Fisher.

J. F.


I seem to recall someone whose first two initials were J.F.

http://affichedefilm.ifrance.com/affichedefilm/J/J.F.K..jpg

That's right, J-Bolt is:


KEVIN COSTNER!

[Cam63]

...or possibly the horse he rode in Dances With Wolves.

[Lester C.]

Has any1 notish that Cam haz nearly haf of da vote as he's in the other catogary.

[YoGo]

I'm actually tied for second in this poll. Hmm.

[Gail Simone]

IAN ADMITTED THAT HE'S J-BOLT!

YOU ALL HEARD HIM!

Way to go, J-Ian-Bolt!

Gail

[SUPERECWFAN1]

J-Bolt really reminds me of the comics version of the Ultimate Warrior to an extent. Except Hellwig actually achieved his fame that he set out for. Its only later Hellwig would self destruct into what we see online. And this is the same man who told people " Its not natural for people to be queering." in a packed college campus! This led to a near riot...


Warrior's delusional rantings online really make me think of J-Bolt at times.

[Cam63]

IAN ADMITTED THAT HE'S J-BOLT!

YOU ALL HEARD HIM!

Way to go, J-Ian-Bolt!

Gail

J-Bolt's Canadian ?

I despise him a little less now.

[Cam63]

Has any1 notish that Cam haz nearly haf of da vote as he's in the other catogary.

Geez, you let your hair get a little long at the back and everyone thinks you're a deluded fake media star.

[palaeomerus]

She is a lebian. She will not cry... so I cry for her.

http://www.devildead.com/conan/tconansubotai.jpg



Hmmm....No scratch that. Gail could never have come up with Demon Dawn. Demon Dawn is proof that J-bolt was actually a guy.