PDA

View Full Version : My Travels on eBay

StoneGold
12-04-2005, 08:03 AM
I'm doing a bunch of eBay listings right now, just figured I'd post the good stuff.

Like this for instance.
http://i21.ebayimg.com/01/i/05/94/22/80_1.JPG

It's titled "First Date." I can only assume it was owned by someone who has never actually been on one.
StoneGold
12-04-2005, 11:04 AM
Anyone want a painting of Karl Rove?

http://i10.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/a6/b8/2b_1.JPG
http://cgi.ebay.com/Painting-Karl-Rove-Boy-Genius-1-No-Reserve_W0QQitemZ7372244171QQcategoryZ20135QQssPag eNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting
Dan Apodaca
12-04-2005, 02:49 PM
Anyone want a painting of Karl Rove?

http://i10.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/a6/b8/2b_1.JPG
http://cgi.ebay.com/Painting-Karl-Rove-Boy-Genius-1-No-Reserve_W0QQitemZ7372244171QQcategoryZ20135QQssPag eNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

Whatever your politics may be, you can't deny the chubby, pale, bald dreamyness that exudes from him.
StoneGold
12-04-2005, 03:19 PM
Whatever your politics may be, you can't deny the chubby, pale, bald dreamy ness that exudes from him.
It's cheap too. Only $1, and the $20 for shipping actualyl makes sense if it comes with the frame, which it seems to. Hell, I'm almost thinking of it. Can you imagine all the tail you'd get hanging that over your bed?
nervmeister
12-04-2005, 03:20 PM
You know, you can buy cocaine off of Ebay. Seriously.
Tadhg Adams
12-04-2005, 03:21 PM
It's cheap too. Only $1, and the $20 for shipping actualyl makes sense if it comes with the frame, which it seems to. Hell, I'm almost thinking of it. Can you imagine all the tail you'd get hanging that over your bed?

It'll go great with my signed, framed photo of F. Lee Bailey.
Dan Apodaca
12-04-2005, 03:27 PM
You know, you can buy cocaine off of Ebay. Seriously.

You can also just call up the police and they'll come over and arrest you personally.
nervmeister
12-04-2005, 03:32 PM
You can also just call up the police and they'll come over and arrest you personally.Don't beleive me? A mythbuster-esque show proved it.
Dan Apodaca
12-04-2005, 03:38 PM
Don't beleive me? A mythbuster-esque show proved it.

It's not that. I'm saying that anybody who does it must be a pretty giant-sized moron.
StoneGold
12-04-2005, 03:42 PM
For that matter, if eBay had that hole pointed out to them, odds are they've closed it since.
StoneGold
12-06-2005, 11:30 AM
Sigh. Want to molest little kids? eBay will show you how!

http://cgi.ebay.com/JESUS-JUICE_W0QQitemZ5643303759QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNa meZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
nervmeister
12-06-2005, 11:34 AM
Sigh. Want to molest little kids? eBay will show you how!

http://cgi.ebay.com/JESUS-JUICE_W0QQitemZ5643303759QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNa meZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItemLMAO! You are a delight to have around, Stonegold.
StoneGold
12-06-2005, 11:37 AM
Hey, if I have to suffer, so does everyone else.
sehthan
12-06-2005, 02:37 PM
Sigh. Want to molest little kids? eBay will show you how!

http://cgi.ebay.com/JESUS-JUICE_W0QQitemZ5643303759QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNa meZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


Never in my life have I been more afraid to click on a link.
i_mmmchocolate
12-06-2005, 06:18 PM
Like this for instance.
http://i21.ebayimg.com/01/i/05/94/22/80_1.JPG

Would it sound really lame if I said it was cute and I want it for the holidays?

I think I answered my own question.