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Weetomuncher
12-04-2005, 06:31 AM
Gail Simone has officially been elected as the President of the League of Lebians.

She won 36.67% of the poll beating Xena into second place.

May she have a great term as leader!

shrike
12-04-2005, 07:03 AM
_Lebians_? :D Never heard of 'em.

What kind of political agenda do they support? And does that make J Bolt VP?

Night Swordsman
12-04-2005, 09:29 AM
No. J-Bolt isnt lebian material. Some other material maybe..

But..who WOULD be Gails VP? I sense a new poll waiting to happen...

Cayman
12-04-2005, 09:30 AM
No. J-Bolt isnt lebian material. Some other material maybe..

But..who WOULD be Gails VP? I sense a new poll waiting to happen...

Lea Hernandez?

Cay

Weetomuncher
12-04-2005, 10:34 AM
I think it is only fair that Gail picks her own Vice President.

David Bedlam
12-04-2005, 12:34 PM
Well as her campaign manager and largest donner, I think Weetomuncher should be VP. Or get some nice lucrative contracts when we invade the Lying in the Gutter forum.

Grazzt
12-04-2005, 04:50 PM
Well as her campaign manager and largest donner, I think Weetomuncher should be VP. Or get some nice lucrative contracts when we invade the Lying in the Gutter forum.

I hear that LitG has been stockpiling weapons of mass destruction.

PatrickG
12-04-2005, 04:55 PM
No. J-Bolt isnt lebian material. Some other material maybe..

But..who WOULD be Gails VP? I sense a new poll waiting to happen...

J-Bolt is a hobosexual.

Lester C.
12-04-2005, 05:08 PM
J-Bolt is a hobosexual.

Are you saying J-bolt has sex with the homeless? :confused:

the4thpip
12-05-2005, 12:52 AM
That's what makes him such a great humanitarian.

PatrickG
12-05-2005, 01:12 AM
Are you saying J-bolt has sex with the homeless? :confused:

When I first heard the term "metrosexual", I thought it meant people who slept with entire cities' populations.

This is one of those cases of a person's first instinct being right.

Zing!

I also assumed cosmosexual meant people who only sleep with people who read the New Yorker and frequent museums and opera houses.

the4thpip
12-05-2005, 02:18 AM
And I thought "pansexuals" had sex with kitche utensils. :o

Lester C.
12-05-2005, 08:59 AM
And I thought "pansexuals" had sex with kitche utensils. :o

Stay away for the cheese shredder, the potato peeler, the razor sharp knives and the blender.

Azrael52
12-05-2005, 09:21 AM
Yes, but the toaster is mighty friendsly.

the4thpip
12-05-2005, 09:34 AM
Yes, but the toaster is mighty friendly.
That's hot!

Weetomuncher
12-05-2005, 10:55 AM
Did Gail actually create J-Bolt or was there really someone as dumb as that?

Azrael52
12-05-2005, 11:46 AM
Nice try, but for that answer, you'll have to read the new Time Life book called "J-Bolt: Stranger Than Fiction"

Azrael52
12-05-2005, 11:47 AM
That's hot!

So hot, the photos were banned from the Internet where they sanction stuff like Birdporn!!!

Weetomuncher
12-05-2005, 01:38 PM
I just thought I'd mention that the webpage for the League Of Lebians has been (slightly) updated.

Find it at:
http://www.geocities.com/weetomuncher/LeagueOfLebians.html?1133814988156

The Beast Of Yucca Flats
12-05-2005, 09:58 PM
J-Bolt is a hobosexual.

Are you saying J-Bolt has sex with the homeless?

I thought that just meant he had a fetish involving the flu.




(say "hobosexual" out loud for best effect)

Weetomuncher
12-07-2005, 11:09 AM
I'm wondering who Gail could make Vice President?

There are oodles of comic creators, famous people and YABs posters who could get the job.