2005 Corries- The Posters Winners

[Brandon Hanvey]

The Posters
Winners

1. Favorite Poster:
Jack Flash (26 votes)

Runners Up:
Solaris (14 votes)
Steeltownr (13 votes)
Punchy (11 votes)
west3man (10 votes)

2. The "Fresh Meat" Award (Favorite New Poster):
Twilight (33 votes)

Runners Up:
BlairH (19 votes)
Nathan Carroll (18 votes)

3. Most Gregarious/Friendliest Poster:
Quarterwolf (24 votes)

Runners Up:
Ryan Kirk (18 votes)
howyadoin (16 votes)
Lone Ranger (10 votes)
SteelTownr (9 votes)

4. The "Speak, Damn You!" Award (Most Potential):
fly on the wall (29 votes)

Runners Up:
Uncle Nobs (24 votes)
Tom (11 votes)
Dave Bennett (4 votes)

5. Most Helpful Poster:
Mattbib (37 votes)

Runners Up:
Brandon Hanvey (22 votes)
Brian Cronin (18 votes)

6. The "Weilander" (The Above And Beyond Award):
Mattbib (24 votes)

Runners Up:
Rallura (20 votes)
Brandon Hanvey (14 votes)
koop (7 votes)

7. Funniest Poster:
Stonegold (32 votes)

Runners Up:
Traxler (20 votes)
Grant (12 votes)
Alex (8 votes)

8. The "Abbott & Costello" Award (Funniest Couple):
Tie: Atoningunifex and Fabian & I_mmmchocolate and Michael Pullman (19 votes)

Runners Up:
Alex and Fabian (17 votes)
Jim Engel and Lord Of Nothings (3 votes)

9. The "Comic Guru" Award (Most Knowledgeable About Comics):
Cei-U! (42 votes)

Runners Up:
DDM (21 votes)
Mark Evanier (12 votes)

10. The Scarlet Rob Award (Wittiest Poster):
Traxler (23 votes)

Runners Up:
howyadoin (21 votes)
Tom (17 votes)
StoneGold (11 votes)

11. The Know-it-all award (Intelligent Poster):
Paul McEnery (27 votes)

Runners Up:
JeffreyWKramer (24 votes)
Loren (14 votes)

12. The "Master deBater" Award (Excellence in Debating) :
Uncle Nobs (18 votes)

Runners Up:
Loren (16 votes)
Tom (15 votes)
Tages (10 votes)
west3man (15 votes)

13. The Comic Cogitator Award (Debating About Comics) :
Joe Rice (27 votes)

Runners Up:
Cei-U! (15 votes)
Lone Ranger (13 votes)
DDM (12 votes)

14. The "Fire Hose" Award (Most Likely To Quell A Flamewar) :
K'Nort (25 votes)

Runners Up:
Typolad (21 votes)
Rallura (13 votes)

15. The "Topic? What Topic?" Award (Most Frequent Thread-Drifter) :
StoneGold (32 votes)

Runners Up:
Flight (28 votes)
Fabian (9 votes)

16. Most Improved Poster :
K'Nort (27 votes)

Runners Up:
west3man (18 votes)
Jeremy A. Patterson (5 votes)

17. Best Name :
Stars & Garters (32 votes)

Runners Up:
Dr. Hfuhruhurr (27 votes)
FunkyGreenJerusalem (12 votes)

18. Favorite Avatar :
The Fury (31 votes)

Runners Up:
HomerJay (25 votes)
Pepsigirl (10 votes)

19. Favorite Signature :
Cayman (29 votes)

Runners Up:
JeffreyWKramer (17 votes)
Dan Apodaca (11 votes)

20. Favorite Poster Site :
Livewire World http://www.livewireworld.com/ (24 votes)

Runners Up:
Comics Should Be Good http://goodcomics.blogspot.com/ (23 votes)
What WERE They Thinking? http://www.livejournal.com/users/typolad/ (13 votes)
Monkey Spit http://monkeyspit.com/ (7 votes)

21. Chattiest Chatter (Favorite Poster in the CBR Chat) :
Brian Cronin (24 votes)

Runners Up:
Cayman (14 votes)
Ronald Bryan (8 votes)

22. The Goblin Queen Award (Most Missed Poster) :
fly on the wall (32 votes)

Runners Up:
Slayven (19 votes)
rick d (10 votes)

23. The poster...
A. who you would like to get drunk with. :
Howyadoin (29 votes)

Runners Up:
Dreadstar (13 votes)
SteelTownr (8 votes)

B. who you would like to hang out with at a comic con. :
Tie: Pól Rua & Ryan Kirk 24 (24 votes)

Runner Up:
Slam Bradley (23 votes)

C. with the comics collection you would like to have.:
koop (33 votes)

Runners Up:
Cei-U! (15 votes)
Scott Shaw! (11 votes)


D. who most likely to become a comic book artist.:
Bakla (24 votes)

Runners Up:
Vegetarian Goat (21 votes)
Monkeysweat (11 votes)

E. who most likely to become a comic book writer.:
Stars and Garters (26 votes)

Runners Up:
Cei-U! & Typo Lad (18 votes)

F. who you would most like to meet in real life.:
Spike-X (24 votes)

Runners Up:
Stony (18 votes)
Mike Kuypers (4 votes)

G. who will get married next.:
Joe Rice (25 votes)

Runners Up:
The Lucky One (20 votes)
Phoenixrising (9 votes)
Alex (7 votes)

H. who is most likely to use an emoticon.:
Beast (30 votes)

Runners Up:
Mr. Jip (15 votes)
Brian Cronin (12 votes)


I. who is most likely to NEVER use an emoticon.:
Tom (30 votes)

Runner Up:
DDM (21 votes)
howyadoin (14 votes)

J. who is most likely to be on CBR more hours than they sleep during the day.:
Brian Cronin (34 votes)

Runners Up:
Deathstroke (14 votes)
Beast (16 votes)
west3man (7 votes)

K. who you would most likely show a non-comic fan one of their posts.:
fly on the wall (23 votes)

Runners Up:
Paul McEnery & Uncle Nobs (17 votes)

L. who spends the largest percentage of posts in only one thread.:
Slively (26 votes)

Runners Up:
Smoogis (13 votes)
Alex (11 votes)
howyadoin (7 votes)

M. who tries to read every post on the CBR Forums. :
Brian Cronin (40 votes)

Runners Up:
mattbib (10 votes)
Deathstroke (8 votes)
Howyadoin (4 votes)

N. most likely to chat in the CBR chat. :
Brian Cronin (24 votes)

Runners Up:
Cayman (12 votes)
Ronald Bryan (8 votes)
west3man (4 votes)

O. most likely to only stay in the chat and not post on the Forums. :
Mr. Blond (35 votes)

Runner Up:
Brian Cronin (10 votes)

P. most likely to make people laugh in chat. :
Cayman (17 votes)

Runners Up:
Alex (9 votes)
Ronald Bryan (7 votes)
Mr. Blond (6 votes)

[Brandon Hanvey]

Feel free to post comments, congratulations, or thank yous. Please keep it civil.

[Brandon Hanvey]

I'd like to thank all the people who voted for me.

[Quarterwolf]

WhooooHoooo. I finally won!!!

My competiton in the catagory was tough and a awesome group of people whom I am happy to say all rock.

I would like to thank everyone who voted for me and say Congrats to everyone else.

[The Fury]

18. Favorite Avatar :
The Fury (31 votes)

Rock On!!!!

2 Years in a row..

Congrats to all other winners.

[Flight]

15. The "Topic? What Topic?" Award (Most Frequent Thread-Drifter) :
StoneGold (32 votes)

Runners Up:
Flight (28 votes)
Fabian (9 votes) This is just a polite way of saying Best Spammer isn't it?
Congrats StoneGold! I won it last year so it would shameful if I won it twice.

Cry Havok to the other winners too!

[bakla]

Just wanted to fill this thread with X-Board Phoenix Week Avatars!

Oh, and thanks for the votes y'all!

[Michael P]

I'd be remiss if I didn't extend a hearty thanks to all the voters, and to my co-winner, i_mmmchocolate. Lena, I owe you a drink.

Now, where do I put my trophy?

[Brian Cronin]

Thanks! :)

-Brian

[Jack Flash]

umm Holy Crap! I can't believe I won! Thanks to all that voted for me. I'm kinda overwhelmed, I completely didn't expect it. I was up against 4 incredible posters. Thanks, this community really means alot to me and just don't have the words to properly convey how much CBR means. In short, Ya'll rock.

Jed

[xakko]

Congratulations to all the winners...

Tho' slively, I don't know if "most time on one thread" is an award you want to a repeat- come join us in that scary outdoors!

[howyadoin]

23. The poster...
A. who you would like to get drunk with. :
howyadoin (29 votes)

Runners Up:
Dreadstar (13 votes)
SteelTownr (8 votes)There must be a way for all 3 of us to get drunk together.

[thik_3rd]

yippee to all

[The Lucky One]

Congrats to everyone who won, as there was some extremely stiff competition this year... everyone even nominated was deserving, and cliche as it may be, you should all be proud. Also, double woohoo for such a strong X-Board showing!

Oh, and Joe: if you're not married by April 1st, I'm paying you a visit with a shotgun and a canvas sack for my damn award.



Just kidding.
;)


-D

[west3man]

Congrats to the winners.

Thanks to those who voted for me.

[StoneGold]

I won funniest poster by 32 votes.


I won thread drift by 32 votes.


Coincidence?

[Deathstroke]

I won funniest poster by 32 votes.


I won thread drift by 32 votes.


Coincidence?

Oh god, there's no stopping the madness now....

[Deathstroke]

Thanks to:

Dennis K and Steeltownr for the Most Improved Nominations.

To cactusmaac for the Weilander nom.

To 01pickleboy and Dr. Hfuhruhurr for the Avatar Noms.

For the Most Likely to be on CBR more than I sleep nominaters: Jeff O., Solaris, 13th, Mike Kuypers, Beatnikman, and pennywisdom, I thank you.

For the Tries to read every post nods, I owe thanks to: Jeff O., Scott Shaw!, pennywisdom and mattbib.

For finalist votes in Most Likely to be on CBR, hearty appreciation to: Scott Shaw!, Steeltownr,Beatnikman, Maka Nani, Cayman, Jeff O., Ed Cunard, Dom Jigsaw, Lone Ranger, Sheldon, cactusmaac,13th, Solaris, and JeffreyWKramer.

A salute of acknowledgment for the finalist votes in Tries to Read Every post to: Twilight, Jeff O., Dizzy D, mattbib,Scott Shaw!, Mike Kuypers, a.non, and Lex.

If I missed anyone, it's through faulty record keeping of my own, and I thank those people as well.

[Pól Rua]

There must be a way for all 3 of us to get drunk together.

this looks like a job for some kind of... bar... thing...

And thanks to all those who voted for me.
hurrah!
And now, I make the happy face! :D
weeeeeeeeee!

[Joe Rice]

Oh, and Joe: if you're not married by April 1st, I'm paying you a visit with a shotgun and a canvas sack for my damn award.


-D

Oops. This is the problem with objectively provable Corries . . .

[Joe Rice]

Thanks, folks, for all the votes. Lucky's going to get married before me, it seems, but there's no stopping that now. And as for the "Comic Cogitator" award, thanks even more. I've tried to raise my game of late and I guess I have. Thanks to all that voted for me, for the illustrious Mr. Alan David Doane for guidance and support with my (now on hiatus) column. Thanks to my blogmates and commenters, and thanks to CBR for finally admitting that I Am Right.

[Sheldon]

Congrats! All very worthy winners in all categories!

[Ryan K]

Congratulations to everyone.

And thanks to everyone who voted for me. I wish it could have been a three way tie though.

[Typo Lad]

I'm a bad person becuase I didn't nominate or vote this year at all. Love everyone who one though.

And for the record, had I won the firehose award, something would be seriously wrong with the world.

[traxler]

Well, err, umm, thanks very much everyone. :o

[Cei-U!]

Congratulations to all the winners and the nominees as well. Some of those choices were damned hard to make.

Thanks to everyone who voted me "Comic Guru" but I really am a pretender to the throne. Mark Evanier's forgotten more about comics than I'll ever know. If he were more of a presence here, my humbuggery would be laid bare. Not that I want you take my Corrie away, y'understand. I'm just saying.

Thanks too to those folks who voted for me in other categories. You rock.

Cei-U!
Nobody who has actually seen my collection ever votes for it!

[Dreadstar]

There must be a way for all 3 of us to get drunk together.

The world would implode...

[Dreadstar]

OH, and congrats to the CBR folk for the new virtual hardware! Much deserved in every spot.

[Slam_Bradley]

B. who you would like to hang out with at a comic con. :
Tie: Pól Rua & Ryan Kirk 24 (24 votes)

Runner Up:
Slam Bradley (23 votes)


Now that's some close voting. Thanks to everyone. And Congrats to all the winners.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Well, err, umm, thanks very much everyone. :o

Wel, that was witty....and I expect payment for my vote...

[Slam_Bradley]

I was going to petition the Supreme Court for redress. I'm convinced there was voting fraud in Ohio and Florida. But, for the good of CBR, I'll allow the vote to stand.

[mattbib]

Congratulations to all the winners!

And thanks to everyone who voted for me as Most Helpful and especially for the Weilander. It's great to be included in the grouping of previous winners, and it's validating to have so many posters think that I go above and beyond for the CBR community.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Congrats to Stars and Garters and thanks to all the voters in the "Best Name" category. I question the wisdom of voting for me, since no one can spell my user name on a bet, but I appreciate the recognition nonetheless.

And, congrats to all the winners and nominees in the other, lesser categories as well.

[Punchy]

I just want to give a big hearfelt "thank you" to everyone that voted for me. I didn't vote this year because I've been gone so much so it's great to get those votes.

It's funny, I've never won a CotM or Corrie of any kind but this is the third time I've been a finalist for Favorite Poster. That's cool!

Thank You and congrats to everyone who won.

[K'Nort]

Eep! I was amazed to get noms. Two wins is nuts. But cool! And as a bonus, it's the same number of wins as Gus so the peace is kept there.

Thanks!!!

[StarsAndGarters]

Ah!! I won! :eek: Amazing. I'm honored. :D

[StarsAndGarters]

By the way, is the singular of Corries Corrie or Corry?

[Uncle Nobs]

The voting was rigged. Tune in later when I submit a 4-page dissertation on the merits and flaws of our current voting model.

(Translation: Thank you!)

[i_mmmchocolate]

I'd be remiss if I didn't extend a hearty thanks to all the voters, and to my co-winner, i_mmmchocolate. Lena, I owe you a drink.

Now, where do I put my trophy?


Woo hoo! We rule!

[Uncle Nobs]

Congratulations to all the winners!

And thanks to everyone who voted for me as Most Helpful and especially for the Weilander. It's great to be included in the grouping of previous winners, and it's validating to have so many posters think that I go above and beyond for the CBR community.
You are certainly welcome, Matt, and thank you for your votes. It meant a lot to me.

Now I'm going to step slowly away from the keyboard before the mutual back-patting gets icky.

...well. Icky-er.

[Michael P]

Woo hoo! We rule!
Along with Alex and atoningunifex! But their duties are largely ceremonial, while we remain the true power behind the throne!

[i_mmmchocolate]

Along with Alex and atoningunifex! But their duties are largely ceremonial, while we remain the true power behind the throne!

They really do love us!

I didn't get a trophy though. They sent me a monument.

[Spike-X]

23. The poster...
F. who you would most like to meet in real life.:
Spike-X (24 votes)



Really? Me?

Wow. Thanks!

[Fabian]

Woo hoo! We rule!
We rule harder!

Along with Alex and atoningunifex! But their duties are largely ceremonial, while we remain the true power behind the throne!
I'm sorry but it was me and me. It's like I double-won.



But thanks to everyone who voted for me and Alex, or me and Chad. Now I can stop trying and be Al Gore again

[pennywisdom]

I'd just like to say "Thank you" to everyone I voted for. Er, wait. Does that sound right?

For the Most Likely to be on CBR more than I sleep nominaters: Jeff O., Solaris, 13th, Mike Kuypers, Beatnikman, and pennywisdom, I thank you.

For the Tries to read every post nods, I owe thanks to: Jeff O., Scott Shaw!, pennywisdom and mattbib.
Hey, you earned those nominations.

Congrats to all the winners and all the nominees. :)

[slively]

Congratulations to all the winners...

Tho' slively, I don't know if "most time on one thread" is an award you want to a repeat- come join us in that scary outdoors!


So what exactly are ya trying to say here, Xak? :evilsmile


Congrats to everyone!! CBR is lovely. There are many folks who did not get Corries who make this community a delight and all deserve recognition.

Thanks!

[JeffreyWKramer]

Congrats to all the winners.

[SteelTownr]

The world would implode...

Is it kinda like if the Defenders all got together?

I'm willing to chance it.

Mark B.

[SteelTownr]

Thanks for all of the votes and congratulations to all of the winners!

Maybe someday the Steelers will win the Super Bowl and I will get a Corrie!

http://www.steelreign.org/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif

Mark B.

[Davideaux]

Good job winners.

[Pól Rua]

By the way, is the singular of Corries Corrie or Corry?

Cory Feldman.

[Deathstroke]

Cory Feldman.

I believe he's married....:D

[K'Nort]

He was just doing something really weird on Broadway. A play version of a movie or something. And playing some sort of tough guy leading man role. Damn it.

[twilight]

Sorry it took so long to reply(I've been out of town) but I want to give a big thankyou to everyone who voted for me and shake the hand of my competitors.

I love all you crazy CBRians :)

[Dennis K]

I knew there was something I meant to do.

[Converge]

these remind me of yearbook superlatives.

[howyadoin]

these remind me of yearbook superlatives.Sadly, we got rid of the "Most Likely to Get Banned" category.