Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[MaxofSteel]

Nope. *burns Max's homework* And I'm going to tell your teacher that you didn't do it!

Your mom's a teacher.

























Damn. I totally owned you on that one.

[kain5252]

Damn. I totally owned you on that one.

Objection and denied.

[Eternal Torment]

Your mom's a teacher.

Damn. I totally owned you on that one.

Congrats. You fail at math AND life. I would give you a prize, but you don't deserve it.

[MaxofSteel]

Congrats. You fail at math AND life. I would give you a prize, but you don't deserve it.

Malarky.

I deserve all prizes. EVER.

[kain5252]

Malarky.

I deserve all prizes. EVER.

So you deserve death then?


*Pulls out chain saw*

So be it.

[MaxofSteel]

Objection and denied.

...Your mom objects things.

[MaxofSteel]

So you deserve death then?


*Pulls out chain saw*

So be it.

That prize sucks. I deserve better.

Nothing that hurts though.


And preferably sexy.

[Froggy]

*throws jessica biel at maxofsteel* HAVE AT THEE, FOOL!

"now in my younger days i use to sport a saaaaaaaaaaaaaag, nowadays i carry lunch in a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag, with an apple for my teacher cause i knew i'd get a kiss, always got mad, when the class was dismissed

[Gladiaria_Alata]

You just say that because you love it so much.

*Does the mario*

*shudders* :(

Better that than solving "Cardinalities" and determining the "Aleph Naught of a set of integers".

God I hate math...

Yup. *nods* Math is the root of all evil.


Among other things..... :rolleyes:

[kain5252]

Yup. *nods* Math is the root of all evil.


Among other things..... :rolleyes:

Then that means theres alot of evil roots?

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Yup.



















:p :)

[Froggy]

"I remember your moms at that party in bright red draws, beatboxing for lou raaaaaaaawls"

[hitokiri_]

Nope. *burns Max's homework* And I'm going to tell your teacher that you didn't do it!

aint that nice?

[Froggy]

aint that nice?

SAYS TEH MANSLAYER!

[kain5252]

Yup.

:p :)


I see.


*Up roots tree of evil*

Michael Ironside?

Ironside: What did you expect?

[Froggy]

dum dum dum dummmmmmmmmmmm

simon says get the funk up
dum dum dum dummmmmmmmmmmm

simon says get the funk up
dum dum dum dummmmmmmmmmmm

simon says get the funk up

[Devon C.]

I am scarred for life now. -.-
Man, you hate all the COOL dances. What're you, some kinda R. Kelly fan?

[Froggy]

Man, you hate all the COOL dances. What're you, some kinda R. Kelly fan?
I hop eshe aint into golden showers...........

"you know, how to work bread cheese and dough, know waht you selling and what you bought, cause you can get caught"

[Devon C.]

And just for the record, this thread makes lagomorph-human mutants cry.



http://gradius.classicgaming.gamespy.com/parodius/paro3-20.JPG

See? I hope you're all happy.

(I know I am, because rabbit-people are annoying. And so are these constant pics, you're probably thinking.)

[Guts/Batman]

I thought this thread made Baby Jesus cry...

[Froggy]

And just for the record, this thread makes lagomorph-human mutants cry.



http://gradius.classicgaming.gamespy.com/parodius/paro3-20.JPG

See? I hope you're all happy.

(I know I am, because rabbit-people are annoying. And so are these constant pics, you're probably thinking.)

pssh


this thread makes a song cry

[MaxofSteel]

I thought this thread made Baby Jesus cry...

Baby Jesus loves this thread.

And if I'm not mistaken, the fourth Wise Man actually brought Downtown Khazan with him on that special day he was born...

Unfortunately... the other three Wise Guys ditched him over some gambling money, so he eventually got lost and had to hitchike his way back to the New World.

And because no one knew that the New World even existed at the time, he had to ride on the back of a friendly Orca whale, living off of salt water and seaweed for sustenance.

...But eventually he returned to his people, and they celebrated fo rmany days and many nights, for they still had with them the vast fortunes and riches that only Khazan could supply them.


The End.








...Yup that's what happened.

[Chrosis]

Yup. *nods* Math is the root of all evil.

*EVERYTHING BELOW THIS POINT IS A JOKE. DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE*

Actually, women are.

You see, women cost time and money.

w = (t)(m)

Money is the route of all evil.

m = root(e)

Time is also money.

t = m

So...

w = root(e) root(e)

This could also be written as...

w = root(e)^2

Every time you square a square root, you get the number that you squared, so...

w = e

Women are evil.

Variables used in this equation: w=women, e=evil, t=time, m=money

[Miburohunter929]

*EVERYTHING BELOW THIS POINT IS A JOKE. DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE*

Actually, women are.

You see, women cost time and money.

w = (t)(m)

Money is the route of all evil.

m = root(e)

Time is also money.

t = m

So...

w = root(e) root(e)

This could also be written as...

w = root(e)^2

Every time you square a square root, you get the number that you squared, so...

w = e

Women are evil.

Variables used in this equation: w=women, e=evil, t=time, m=money

You and I both know your 100% serious. Hell, ask him his stance on womens rights!

[Froggy]

maaaaaaaaaaan fwakapish

[Chrosis]

You and I both know your 100% serious. Hell, ask him his stance on womens rights!

You want to hear a joke?

Women's Rights.



Do you know why Hellen Keller can't drive?

Because she's a woman.


*They're jokes, people

[Devon C.]

You don't see this kind of chauvanistic humor everyday. We need more of it, STAT!

[Chrosis]

You don't see this kind of chauvanistic humor everyday. We need more of it, STAT!

I'm trying to think of some that aren't horrendously sexist... give me a moment.

[Froggy]

You want to hear a joke?

Women's Rights.



Do you know why Hellen Keller can't drive?

Because she's a woman.


*They're jokes, people BA DUM PISH!

[Miburohunter929]

Why does everyone think he's joking?

He's 100 percent serious.

We've had tons of talks about womens rights, feminist, why women are insane,and why we thank god everyday we were born with penises.

Sure, he might say he's joking to avoid the lawsuit (Damn sexual harrassment), but he means it.

I swear, feminist want to be treated equally, but I dont see my dude friends suing me when I question the competence of their penis

*THESE ARE TOTALLY JOKES. DO NOT SUE!*

[Devon C.]

With these declarations of male...somethingness, we are no longer mere Khazan inhabitants.

We are...The Truth and Re-Masculinization Commission!

(Miburo, I thought you were too powerful to sue)

[Froggy]

watch wonderwoman hear the jokes.......then laugh!

[Miburohunter929]

With these declarations of male...somethingness, we are no longer mere Khazan inhabitants.

We are...The Truth and Re-Masculinization Commission!

(Miburo, I thought you were too powerful to sue)

Man, some chicks used to hate me in high school, when I would get all smug in superior over them.

Thats not completely true. I Acted smug and superior over EVERYONE.

Most people didnt mind and loved it, including women.

Except for the ones who are all Hardcore and shit.

...Then again, when we made magizine covers in art class, mines was called "Iron fist monthly" and one of the articles was "How to conquer your woman in seven days"

It would have been 7 minutes, but I assumed these were suck ass males who needed advice.

( Nah, even I am weary of lawsuits. Not because of money, but because they send you to sensitivity training if you lose, where you learn the subtle art of worshiping the ground all the women there walk on.)

[MaxofSteel]

C'mon you guys. Women are cool.




















...Especially the naked ones. :eek:

I'm a bad person aren't I?

[Devon C.]

"While you're beside yourself with fear, I'll kill you, bury you twice, despite the cover of night coverin' your flight like guerrilla warfare, use some sense, approachin' me's the quickest way to get referred to in the past tense"

[Froggy]

"it's them poor babies walkign slowly toward the candy lady, hopign to hear some words like if and or maybe"

[Devon C.]

"Tryin' to win, tryin' not to sin, smoke up weed and lots of gin, so much smoke need oxygen, sittin' here countin' the benjamins, you would too, if you knew, what this game would do to you, been in this **** since ninety-two, look at all the bull**** I been through"

[Stretch Dude]

Then that means theres alot of evil roots?

Square roots. :eek:

[hitokiri_]

Square roots. :eek:

and here i thought roots are linears. lols!

[MaxofSteel]

If the Comedy Central channel were a woman, I'd marry it.















...I'd cheat on it of course, but as long as it didn't find out things would be cool.

[Froggy]

"ME? I live here stupid!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

There is no sense in the world! None!!! None!!! *clutches head*


Hey, this is kinda fun... ^.^

[Froggy]

There is no sense in the world! None!!! None!!! *clutches head*


Hey, this is kinda fun... ^.^

DAAAAAAAMN STRAIGHT!


that and I get to see the girl from the gym again tomorrow.........awesome

[kain5252]

There is no sense in the world! None!!! None!!! *clutches head*


Hey, this is kinda fun... ^.^

Hurrah! This calls for a celebration!

*Brings booze*

Chaos has finally killed order!


DAAAAAAAMN STRAIGHT!

I think you need to take lessons from Stretch on how to say 'Damn Straight' correctly.

[MaxofSteel]

that and I get to see the girl from the gym again tomorrow.........awesome

Tell her MaxofSteel says "Wuddup." :cool:

[Gladiaria_Alata]

:) ............

[Froggy]

Tell her MaxofSteel says "Wuddup." :cool:
But then she'll fall MADLY in love with you like every woman you say "wuddup" to does
:) ............

Thanks for teh smile.............tomorrow is gonna rock.........t

[MaxofSteel]

But then she'll fall MADLY in love with you like every woman you say "wuddup" to does

Hm. That's right.

Nevermind then. :cool:

[Froggy]

Hm. That's right.

Nevermind then. :cool:

I'll tell her you said "hello gorgeous, or something"

that and i'm realy starting to get weird questions about my hair

[Gladiaria_Alata]

I'll tell her you said "hello gorgeous, or something"

that and i'm realy starting to get weird questions about my hair

What about your hair raises questions? *curious*

[Froggy]

What about your hair raises questions? *curious*

Well....I have an afro....and so far i've gotten questions like:
"Do you stick WEED in your hair?
"can i PUT my pencil in your hair?
"CAN I TOUCH IT!? (This one was said in a really eery voice)
"You should stick stuff in your hair" (I know I know it's a suggestion, but still......it's like ok??)


only the first question really gets on my nerves though

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Well....I have an afro....and so far i've gotten questions like:
"Do you stick WEED in your hair?
"can i PUT my pencil in your hair?
"CAN I TOUCH IT!? (This one was said in a really eery voice)
"You should stick stuff in your hair" (I know I know it's a suggestion, but still......it's like ok??)


only the first question really gets on my nerves though

Afro.....?

.........YOKOZUNA!!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D

[Froggy]

Afro.....?

.........YOKOZUNA!!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D I should've seen that coming.............. Im a good weight lighter than him tho

[kain5252]

Well....I have an afro....and so far i've gotten questions like:
"Do you stick WEED in your hair?
"can i PUT my pencil in your hair?
"CAN I TOUCH IT!? (This one was said in a really eery voice)
"You should stick stuff in your hair" (I know I know it's a suggestion, but still......it's like ok??)


only the first question really gets on my nerves though

What about afro jokes? Do you catch any of those?



Just curious..

[Froggy]

What about afro jokes? Do you catch any of those?



Just curious..

Yea i've caught a few........that and i've had stuff put in my hair before....like dinosaurs

[Gladiaria_Alata]

I should've seen that coming.............. Im a good weight lighter than him tho

Heheheheheh.

Yea i've caught a few........that and i've had stuff put in my hair before....like dinosaurs

o.O

[Froggy]

Heheheheheh.



o.O

That and it feels weird to take a helmet off and then *POOF*

[kain5252]

That and it feels weird to take a helmet off and then *POOF*

I suddenly have that scene from Mr. Deeds in my head. Where the guy with the afro saved that cat after Deeds threw it out the window.

[Froggy]

I suddenly have that scene from Mr. Deeds in my head. Where the guy with the afro saved that cat after Deeds threw it out the window. That was a awesome scene. Then my little brother tried to reenact it, before I reenacted the "NO DADDY NOOOOO" scene upon him

[hitokiri_]

There is no sense in the world! None!!! None!!! *clutches head*


Hey, this is kinda fun... ^.^

i beg to differ. long ago, there was sense in the world. it was happy and free. then came comicboookresources...

[Gladiaria_Alata]

i beg to differ. long ago, there was sense in the world. it was happy and free. then came comicboookresources...

Heh.

Also, is it just me, or does Vivi's Dad look similar to Lucci?

[Stretch Dude]

I think you need to take lessons from Stretch on how to say 'Damn Straight' correctly.

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Froggy]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

DAAAAAAAAAMN STRAIGHT!

[MaxofSteel]

DARN TOOTIN'!



















... Hm. Need to work on that some more.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

HELL YEAH!!!!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

RAAAAAAAAAAARG! Why doesn't it $%($(*$(%*(ing WORK!?!?!?!!?

EDIT: YAY!!

[Miburohunter929]

Fuck No.

*Nap time, char limit Mambo!!!!*

[kain5252]

RAAAAAAAAAAARG! Why doesn't it $%($(*$(%*(ing WORK!?!?!?!!?

EDIT: YAY!!

................. because it needs batteries? :confused:

[MaxofSteel]

My face is itchy...



I have to shave.



*sigh* I'm too lazy to shave right now.

[Froggy]

Fuck No.

*Nap time, char limit Mambo!!!!*
FUCK YO COUCH!:mad:

[MaxofSteel]

IF YOU HAD TO HIGHLIGHT THIS TO READ IT... YOU SUCK.















HA!

[Froggy]

IF YOU HAD TO HIGHLIGHT THIS TO READ IT... YOU SUCK.















HA! I DIDN'T, CAUSE I'M COOL MAAAAAN!.

[MaxofSteel]

ARGH! You spoiled it! :eek:

:mad:

[Froggy]

ARGH! You spoiled it! :eek:

:mad:

I didnt spoil it, I IMPROVED UP ON IT:cool:

[MaxofSteel]

I didnt spoil it, I IMPROVED UP ON IT:cool:

Your mom improved upon it.

[Froggy]

Your mom improved upon it.
YOUR MOM IMPROVED UP ON DEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS:cool:

[MaxofSteel]

YOUR MOM IMPROVED UP ON DEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS:cool:

That's not what your mom said last night.

























...I don't get it.

[Froggy]

That's not what your mom said last night.

























...I don't get it.
BUT YO MOMZ DOES!






SHE GETS IT EIGHT DIFFERENT WAYS!:cool:

























I'll explain later maybe

[Gordon Smith]

Thread's getting a mite crude for my liking. Might want to dial it back a little.

[MaxofSteel]

Thread's getting a mite crude for my liking. Might want to dial it back a little.

I told Froggy to stop. But he was all, "I'm Froggy!"

And I was all, "I know!"

... That's what happened.

[Froggy]

Thread's getting a mite crude for my liking. Might want to dial it back a little.

Ok, but Max was like "DERHEHRRR

and i was all "MAX STOP WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?

and he was all "IM MAXOFSTEEL DERHURR SAVED BY THE BELL!

[MaxofSteel]

Ok, but Max was like "DERHEHRRR

and i was all "MAX STOP WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?

and he was all "IM MAXOFSTEEL DERHURR SAVED BY THE BELL!

This is true too.

[Froggy]

This is true too.

That and screech wants my money, but he wont get it!

[MaxofSteel]

That and screech wants my money, but he wont get it!

I say we beat him up.

[Froggy]

I say we beat him up.

AND GIVE HIM A WEDGIE!

[KingEli]

Ok enough.

Now for some BETTER stuff.

Kobe Bryant scored 60 against The Grizzles in his Thrid Straight 50 point game.

He now joins, Elgin Baylor, MJ and Wilt as the olny players to do that.

[Froggy]

Ok enough.

Now for some BETTER stuff.

Kobe Bryant scored 60 against The Grizzles in his Thrid Straight 50 point game.

He now joins, Elgin Baylor, MJ and Wilt as the olny players to do that.

wait he stomped the grizzlies with 50? if he gets another game with fifty, he might be on the beginning of a hugea** streak

[MaxofSteel]

Ok enough.

Now for some BETTER stuff.

ZING! _______

[Froggy]

ZING! _______

ZINGOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[Devon C.]

Double-T Tyrus Thomas edges out Mell-o and Ivy to prove why he is a future MVP!

[Froggy]

Double-T Tyrus Thomas edges out Mell-o and Ivy to prove why he is a future MVP!

wait wait. something sounds fishy about that

[Devon C.]

What's fishy? I ain't saying he outright whooped on them, but still, he was able to make the buzzer beater. To overcome that kind of adversity--carmelo and Ivysaur--with a buzzer beater is going to give him some real credit. And that's the bottom line.

[Froggy]

What's fishy? I ain't saying he outright whooped on them, but still, he was able to make the buzzer beater. To overcome that kind of adversity--carmelo and Ivysaur--with a buzzer beater is going to give him some real credit. And that's the bottom line.
O, my bad..........misread that


thats a pretty nice claim to have though. I was thinking it was more of a asswhooping. still doesnt top kobe's streak

[Devon C.]

The average Khazaniac, seeing that he (or she) is near a certain number of posts, would start flooding the thread like a madman (or woman), getting in every word (even some that don't make sense) edgewise. I, however, have self-control. So I will not engage in such ridiculous behavior.

What that basically means is:

http://membres.lycos.fr/icrasslinshop/hpbimg/suck35.jpg

Now, can somebody tell me the minimum amount of smilies I have to add here so Gordon won't give me a warning and/or kick me out?

[Froggy]

The average Khazaniac, seeing that he (or she) is near a certain number of posts, would start flooding the thread like a madman (or woman), getting in every word (even some that don't make sense) edgewise. I, however, have self-control. So I will not engage in such ridiculous behavior.

What that basically means is:

http://membres.lycos.fr/icrasslinshop/hpbimg/suck35.jpg

Now, can somebody tell me the minimum amount of smilies I have to add here so Gordon won't give me a warning and/or kick me out?

fourteen or two

[MaxofSteel]

fourteen or two

I say Schfifty-Five. :cool:

[Chrosis]

I say Schfifty-Five. :cool:

I'd answer, but everyone knows I'd give you the wrong number so Gordon would drop...


THE BAN HAMMER!!!

It's the most powerful weapon in... well, everything.

[MaxofSteel]

I'd answer, but everyone knows I'd give you the wrong number so Gordon would drop...


THE BAN HAMMER!!!

It's the most powerful weapon in... well, everything.

Fear it. Respect it. Love it.

... But mostly fear it.

[Froggy]

Fear it. Respect it. Love it.

... But mostly fear it.

bu bu.......I LOVE IT!:evilsmile

[Miburohunter929]

You know, I cant help but wonder what this place would be like if Chrosis or I were mods.

If simply to Imagine the sheer, unbridled, dickery that would take place.

You think we are bad, now?

Oh, sonny jim, you've seen nothing.

[Froggy]

You know, I cant help but wonder what this place would be like if Chrosis or I were mods.

If simply to Imagine the sheer, unbridled, dickery that would take place.

You think we are bad, now?

Oh, sonny jim, you've seen nothing.

people be banned for not kissing your feet

[Guts/Batman]

The average Khazaniac, seeing that he (or she) is near a certain number of posts, would start flooding the thread like a madman (or woman), getting in every word (even some that don't make sense) edgewise. I, however, have self-control. So I will not engage in such ridiculous behavior.

You mean...

I can't say Germantasticalitude anymore?

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

I better be the one teaching "For the Glory of Khazan!!!"

[Gladiaria_Alata]

................. because it needs batteries? :confused:

Nah, the post before that kept randomly shifting from all capitals (the way I wanted it to be), to a mixture capitals and not-capitals.

Fear it. Respect it. Love it.

... But mostly fear it.

:rolleyes:

[Froggy]

So today begins my birthday. two tests on my birthday........that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

[Gladiaria_Alata]

So today begins my birthday. two tests on my birthday........that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

Happy birthday Afroggy. ^.~

Heheh. I'm lucky that my birthday was during the Easter holidays so I didn't even have school on mine. :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Here's an interesting Neon Genesis Evangelion point.



The voice actor who played Rei Ayanami in the english dub of NGE married the voice actor who played Shigeru Aoba in the english dub of NGE.


The voice actor who played Asuka Langley Soryu in the english dub og NGE married the voice actor who played Makoto Hyuga in the english dub of NGE.


The voice actor who played Shinji Ikari in the english dub of NGE married the voice actor who played Maya Ibuki in the english dub of NGE.





That's kind of weird, but cool.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Freaky. o.O

[MaxofSteel]

So today begins my birthday. two tests on my birthday........that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

On this day - your very special birthday, Froggy - I've decided to do you a favor and take your tests for you! YAY!!!

In Bizarro World

Here's an interesting Neon Genesis Evangelion point.



The voice actor who played Rei Ayanami in the english dub of NGE married the voice actor who played Shigeru Aoba in the english dub of NGE.


The voice actor who played Asuka Langley Soryu in the english dub og NGE married the voice actor who played Makoto Hyuga in the english dub of NGE.


The voice actor who played Shinji Ikari in the english dub of NGE married the voice actor who played Maya Ibuki in the english dub of NGE.





That's kind of weird, but cool.

Nifty. :)

[Stretch Dude]

I better be the one teaching "For the Glory of Khazan!!!"

And you will be...

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Gordon Smith]

So today begins my birthday. two tests on my birthday........that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

Happy birthday. Good luck on the tests. :)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy Birthday, Froggy.:)

[MaxofSteel]

Five high fives for Froggy on his B-Day. Courtesy of MaxofSteel.

[MaxofSteel]

*Angry Sigh* :mad:

I feel the need to rant about the flawed system that is the Bursar's office at my school.


... But I won't because it's not in my nature.


F**kin' Bursars.

I bet they're in cahoots with the DMV and Satan to screw people over of their time and money. Bitches.

[Guts/Batman]

And you will be...

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

Aye...

The world is right!

[Miburohunter929]

Guts, I'm sure you hear this often, but It bears repeating.

Your avatar = The Win

I only wish I had thought of it first.

Secondly, Froggy, to celebrate you evading the grave for another year, I have decided not to kill you today.

Tourture, maim, mutilate, mock, and eat your birthday cake while your not looking, sure.

But kill? No.

All I know is when my birthday rolls around, I demand the heads of my enemies.

Also, you get one birthday wish that I will consider granting using my vast powers.

Choose.

[Guts/Batman]

Guts, I'm sure you hear this often, but It bears repeating.

Your avatar = The Win

I only wish I had thought of it first.

Thank you, thank you.

I love creating avatars on a whim.

[biggsdacat]

Oh yeah, BTW, shooter fucking rules, you have to see it. I went to a special screening at 8:00 last night. He's no jason bourne but he's worth checking out.

[Froggy]

Happy birthday Afroggy. ^.~

Heheh. I'm lucky that my birthday was during the Easter holidays so I didn't even have school on mine. :D thanks there

Happy birthday. Good luck on the tests. :) I had a GREAT TIME ON THE TESTS! It was waaaay easier than it hought

Happy Birthday, Froggy.:)
thanks people
Guts, I'm sure you hear this often, but It bears repeating.

Your avatar = The Win

I only wish I had thought of it first.

Secondly, Froggy, to celebrate you evading the grave for another year, I have decided not to kill you today.

Tourture, maim, mutilate, mock, and eat your birthday cake while your not looking, sure.

But kill? No.

All I know is when my birthday rolls around, I demand the heads of my enemies.

Also, you get one birthday wish that I will consider granting using my vast powers.

Choose.

I appreciate the thought......and tha wish is you dont kill me NEXT year either;)

[Guts/Batman]

Be prepared for my new avatar!

[Froggy]

Be prepared for my new avatar!
SUPER ASIA IS......*bows*

[Eternal Torment]

Guts' avatar is like......."TO WIN THE GAME, YOU MUST KILL ME, MASTER ASIA!"

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed.

Been in a G Gundam mood. God Gundam is awesome, but Master Asia kicks a lot of ass by himself.

I found two great Master Asia pictures on the front page when I Google Image Searched "Master Asia" I shall make my other avatar known in the very near future.

[MaxofSteel]

G Gundam was badass.

Definitely one of my more favorite Gundam series that's for sure.

[Froggy]

Indeed.

Been in a G Gundam mood. God Gundam is awesome, but Master Asia kicks a lot of ass by himself.

I found two great Master Asia pictures on the front page when I Google Image Searched "Master Asia" I shall make my other avatar known in the very near future. master asia does INDEED kick ass. his first appearance made me say "WTF! at my screen. besides the picture speaks awesomeness

G Gundam was badass.

Definitely one of my more favorite Gundam series that's for sure.

seconded, srsly

[MaxofSteel]

Anybody find this in the Community forum?

Perfect for the bored and not easily annoyed.

THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/365143)

Props to Lono for the find.

[KingEli]

Kobe had his 4th Straight 50 Point Game. Only Wilt has done that. And Kobe did back to back 50 Points Nights no less.

[Froggy]

Kobe had his 4th Straight 50 Point Game. Only Wilt has done that. And Kobe did back to back 50 Points Nights no less.
I smell a Streaaaaaaak

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Meh. ..........

[Devon C.]

So, in trying to get back my Madden 07, my cousin gives me a second game just because. It's dark, so I don't see what it is until I get back to the crib.

Shaman King. Made by Konami.

Next day, I'm on duty, and by the end of the day, I see like 3 games--three games--of Dance Dance Revolution going on at once.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

So, in trying to get back my Madden 07, my cousin gives me a second game just because. It's dark, so I don't see what it is until I get back to the crib.

Shaman King. Made by Konami.

Next day, I'm on duty, and by the end of the day, I see like 3 games--three games--of Dance Dance Revolution going on at once.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

??? .........

[Devon C.]

Don't you "???" me. I can't walk around knowing there's a Konami invasion going on.

I mean, surely you know of how it is between the big K and myself? If you don't know me, you ain't my homie.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Don't you "???" me. I can't walk around knowing there's a Konami invasion going on.

I mean, surely you know of how it is between the big K and myself? If you don't know me, you ain't my homie.

*waves hands placatingly* Sorry, sorry.

.....Hold on. I think I remember you saying something about Konami a while ago. *frowns thoughtfully*


Now what the hell was it? *scratches head*

[Froggy]

So, in trying to get back my Madden 07, my cousin gives me a second game just because. It's dark, so I don't see what it is until I get back to the crib.

Shaman King. Made by Konami.

Next day, I'm on duty, and by the end of the day, I see like 3 games--three games--of Dance Dance Revolution going on at once.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Thats the first sign they're coming for ya!:mad:

[kain5252]

Thats the first sign they're coming for ya!:mad:

DDR is invading again?

Prepare the weapons of war! While I go eat a sandwich!

[Froggy]

DDR is invading again?

Prepare the weapons of war! While I go eat a sandwich!

AYE AYE CAP'N! WE SHALL NOT MOVE!

[Eternal Torment]

DDR is invading again?

Prepare the weapons of war! While I go eat a sandwich!

Beware the Legend of MAXX!

[MaxofSteel]

Beware the Legend of MAXX!

:eek:! _____

[biggsdacat]

The TMNT movie is the greatest movie ever made. I saw it three times yesterday. Yes, I'm that big a fan. Raph finally gets a clean win over leonardo. Amazing.

[Froggy]

The TMNT movie is the greatest movie ever made. I saw it three times yesterday. Yes, I'm that big a fan. Raph finally gets a clean win over leonardo. Amazing.

lmao...............FINALLY IS RIGHT!

[Super Samurai]

So many good movies this year to see.

300
Ghost Rider
TMNT
Spidey 3
Pirates 3
Transformers
FF-Silver Surfer
Rush Hour 3:p(ok, so my personal favorite)

[MaxofSteel]

Rush Hour 3:p(ok, so my personal favorite)

That's coming out this year too?

Nice! :)

[Froggy]

That's coming out this year too?

Nice! :)

*Pushes maxofsteel off of cliff*

"He aint gonna be in rush hour 3!)

[MaxofSteel]

*Pushes maxofsteel off of cliff*

"He aint gonna be in rush hour 3!)

Best Blooper ever.

(Sans the cliff part.)

[Froggy]

Best Blooper ever.

(Sans the cliff part.) Yes indeedy!

i just so got reminded of that blooper tho, back then i thought RH 3 couldnt be real........but yea it is

[Tommy]

I'm too sexy for my pants.

[Froggy]

I'm too sexy for my pants.

*edges away from tommy, then brings back a CENSORED bar*

FIST OF TEH CENSOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

[MaxofSteel]

I'm too sexy for my pants.

ME TOO!

Small world...

[Tommy]

*edges away from tommy, then brings back a CENSORED bar*

FIST OF TEH CENSOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Damn you! In the place of a Dark Bar you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

[MaxofSteel]

All shall love me and despair!

Cool. :cool:

...Heheh. I typed "cool" twice.

Only the 2nd "cool" has colons, thereby changing it to a smilie.

Just thought I'd let you all know.

[Tommy]

Cool. :cool:

...Heheh. I typed "cool" twice.

Only the 2nd "cool" has colons, thereby changing it to a smilie.

Just thought I'd let you all know.

How informative. I was invited to a party tonight, but I don't have a ride.:(

[MaxofSteel]

How informative.

I do what I can.

I was invited to a party tonight, but I don't have a ride.:(

How potentially kickass is this party?

[Gladiaria_Alata]

-.- Nyar. Sleepy night-night.

*flops backwards*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Tommy]

How potentially kickass is this party?

Hot chicks, and I could beat up this guy I don't like. Or better yet get him to punch me and then sue him into poverty.

However it could turn into a total stain. I have never partied with these people before.

[MaxofSteel]

Hot chicks, and I could beat up this guy I don't like. Or better yet get him to punch me and then sue him into poverty.

However it could turn into a total stain. I have never partied with these people before.

Mm Hm. Mm Hm.

That's quite a pickle.

[Tommy]

Mm Hm. Mm Hm.

That's quite a pickle.

*shoves a pickle in MaxofSteel's mouth*

[MaxofSteel]

*shoves a pickle in MaxofSteel's mouth*

Mmm! Gherkin!

[Froggy]

Damn you! In the place of a Dark Bar you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! I'm sorry sir, thats not cool....how about a.......INVINCIBLE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!! *Throws invincible at tommy*

How informative. I was invited to a party tonight, but I don't have a ride.:(
well that just flat out sucks. sorry
-.- Nyar. Sleepy night-night.

*flops backwards*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

*pokes stomach and skedaddles*

[Tommy]

I'm sorry sir, thats not cool....how about a.......INVINCIBLE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!! *Throws invincible at tommy*

Mmmm I would love a glass of punch.

[Froggy]

Mmmm I would love a glass of punch.

strawberry or hawaiian?

[Tommy]

strawberry or hawaiian?

Deffiantly Hawaiian.

[MaxofSteel]

strawberry or hawaiian?

What? No Grape!? :mad:

*Shakes fist*

[Stretch Dude]

Deffiantly Hawaiian.

*Hawaiian Punches Tommy, filling his gray life with color*

[Froggy]

What? No Grape!? :mad:

*Shakes fist*

NOT UNTIL YOU SAY: SUCK IT, ZOD!:mad:

[Tommy]

*Hawaiian Punches Tommy, filling his gray life with color*

Better than a party! :D

[Kevin M.]

strawberry or hawaiian?

Can you put vodka in my Hawaiian puch. Hell just give me the Vodka

[MaxofSteel]

NOT UNTIL YOU SAY: SUCK IT, ZOD!:mad:

SUCK IT! ZOD'S... MOM!

(Crap! Oh well. It was worth it)

[Tommy]

Can you put vodka in my Hawaiian puch. Hell just give me the Vodka

Better watch out or they will make a Lifetime movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0843868/) about you.

[MaxofSteel]

Better watch out or they will make a Lifetime movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0843868/) about you.

On a very special Lifetime original movie: Bigboi2: My own Worst Enemy

This Saturday 9/8 Central

[Kevin M.]

Better watch out or they will make a Lifetime movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0843868/) about you.

That movie pretty much covers most of my friends. And I am not an alcholic, jusy a plain drunkard.

[Froggy]

Can you put vodka in my Hawaiian puch. Hell just give me the Vodka
Vodka eh ? watch out for them lifetime gals.........they'll GET YA!
SUCK IT! ZOD'S... MOM!

(Crap! Oh well. It was worth it)
O CRAP! ITS MOMMA ZOD! CHEESE IT!

[Tommy]

That movie pretty much covers most of my friends. And I am not an alcholic, jusy a plain drunkard.

Hmm what would my lifetime movie be....

Tears For Fears: Mental Illness In Suburbia: The Tommy Story....

[MaxofSteel]

On a very special Lifetime original movie: MaxofSteel: Too Cool for School?

This April Fool's Day 9/8 Central

[Froggy]

Swamp Seduction: The FROGGY STORY!

[The Dog]

Hmm what would my lifetime movie be....

Tears For Fears: Mental Illness In Suburbia: The Tommy Story....

And what would mine be?


Anything for Love: Sexuality Run Wild: The Dog Story....

Unnatural Lust: Horniness Gone Mad: The Dog Story...


Whatever it's called, I've got a role for you Tommy! We just need to get together and do a whole lot of hot and wild gay... research ... for your role. ;)

[Eternal Torment]

And what would mine be?


Anything for Love: Sexuality Run Wild: The Dog Story....

Unnatural Lust: Horniness Gone Mad: The Dog Story...


Whatever it's called, I've got a role for you Tommy! We just need to get together and do a whole lot of hot and wild gay... research ... for your role. ;)

And I'm the producer/cameraman/makeup artist! You two are the stars! And Guts is the director! And Stretch is the stunt double for Dog!

[Froggy]

And I'm the producer/cameraman/makeup artist! You two are the stars! And Guts is the director! And Stretch is the stunt double for Dog!

damn, you guys organize QUICK!

[Eternal Torment]

My story? It would be Eternal Torment: Just another hellish day in forever.

[Eternal Torment]

damn, you guys organize QUICK!

You're the foley grip/sound director! Miburo is the stunt double for Tommy! And Chrosis is the fluffer!

[MaxofSteel]

And I'm the producer/cameraman/makeup artist! You two are the stars! And Guts is the director! And Stretch is the stunt double for Dog!

Can I be the Executive Producer? :cool:

[Eternal Torment]

Can I be the Executive Producer? :cool:

Yes. We need some soulless investors, stat!

[Kevin M.]

How I Got Thrown Out Of An Anime Convention: The Bigboi Story

[Miburohunter929]

Well, this isnt the official title, but for now....

Miburo Hunter: To Hot to Handle.

Or Transcendent Conqueror:The Miburo Hunter story.

Or Death to all who oppose me: The Life of Miburo Hunter.

[Froggy]

You're the foley grip/sound director! Miburo is the stunt double for Tommy! And Chrosis is the fluffer!
HAHA CHROSIS IS TEH FLUFFAH!
How I Got Thrown Out Of An Anime Convention: The Bigboi Story
That fits very so much
Well, this isnt the official title, but for now....

Miburo Hunter: To Hot to Handle.

Or Transcendent Conqueror:The Miburo Hunter story.

Or Death to all who oppose me: The Life of Miburo Hunter. Thet hird title fits you

[MaxofSteel]

On a very special Lifetime original movie: MaxofSteel's iPod: Currently Charging

Right Now, 9/8 Central

Only on Lifetime

[MaxofSteel]

Tonight, On the Playboy Channel:

MaxofSteel's sexy iPod shows you how wild and wet it really is (when it charges), in

MaxofSteel's iPod: Lust and Desire

[MaxofSteel]

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

SpikeTV brings you the kickass story of MaxofSteel's iPod charging in:

MAXOFSTEELS IPOD: LIVE OR DIE!

WATCH IT!















...Okay I'm done.

[Froggy]

Froggy says:
SOME FAT chicks dont gotta pay
Froggy says:
but I mean Phat chicks
Froggy says:
not fat

[Guts/Batman]

Fear my new avatar!

[Froggy]

Fear my new avatar!

HOLY CRAP! MASTER ASIA'S MUSTACHE GAME IS IMMACULATE!

[Guts/Batman]

I'm sorry sir, thats not cool....how about a.......INVINCIBLE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!! *Throws invincible at tommy*

That's not creative enough. Try "Invincipunch" next time...

[Devon C.]

You fear MY new avatar, and that's what's real. I know at least some of you are caulrophobic.

[Guts/Batman]

HOLY CRAP! MASTER ASIA'S MUSTACHE GAME IS IMMACULATE!

Yes...

It's like crack cocaine.

[Guts/Batman]

You fear MY new avatar, and that's what's real. I know at least some of you are caulrophobic.

Actually...

Real Life Master Asia vs. Badass Clown Wayans is about even...

[Froggy]

That's not creative enough. Try "Invincipunch" next time...
Thanks for the catchphrase attack move tip MASTER ASIA! *gives a domon kasshu thumbs up*
You fear MY new avatar, and that's what's real. I know at least some of you are caulrophobic.
naw, I actually like it. Mass props for using homey the clown.....now if you got the "MO MONEY MO MONEY" guys then even more

[MaxofSteel]

You fear MY new avatar, and that's what's real.

Homey DO play dat. :cool:

[Froggy]

Yes...

It's like crack cocaine.

in avataristic form! CRACK COCAINE TAKES THE AVATAR STATE! TAKE THAT AANG!!

[Guts/Batman]

Thanks for the catchphrase attack move tip MASTER ASIA! *gives a domon kasshu thumbs up*

Anytime.

Next time I won't save you though...

[Eternal Torment]

Fear my new avatar!

PYLONS ARE TRAP BALLS! Yep.

[Devon C.]

Anytime.

Next time I won't save you though...
Hey, I had to save him last time when Kain got his (or her) hands on him. Do you know how hard it is turning people into stone?

Oh, God, you people are rubbing off on me.

[MaxofSteel]

PYLONS ARE TRAP BALLS! Yep.

But it won't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert.

[KingEli]

You fear MY new avatar, and that's what's real. I know at least some of you are caulrophobic.

Now I see Master Asia coming to attack Homie with the Sekiha Tenshouken..........Then right when he gets close, Homie hits him over the head with the sock and says: "Homie don't Play That."

[Froggy]

Anytime.

Next time I won't save you though... Im sorry but...i pictured master asia saying that. "NO NEED MASTER.........FOR NOW I HAVE THE........GOD FROG GUNDAM!

Hey, I had to save him last time when Kain got his (or her) hands on him. Do you know how hard it is turning people into stone?

Oh, God, you people are rubbing off on me.

So are you telling me everybody gets one?

[Guts/Batman]

Hey, I had to save him last time when Kain got his (or her) hands on him. Do you know how hard it is turning people into stone?

Oh, God, you people are rubbing off on me.

Don't you and I have a history of rubbing off on one another?

I must say, you have inspired my next set of avatars.

[MaxofSteel]

Don't you and I have a history of rubbing off on one another?

... :eek:!

[Devon C.]

Don't you and I have a history of rubbing off on one another?

I must say, you have inspired my next set of avatars.
I'm the guy who brought you to your allegiance to Google Image Search. Remember that pic of Baby Sinclair?


:eek:
Don't even GO there, Mr. 2X4.

[Froggy]

Don't you and I have a history of rubbing off on one another?

I must say, you have inspired my next set of avatars. MASTER ASIA?! HOMEY THE CLOWN ALLIANCE!? THE POWER IN OF THAT ALLIANCE PWNS!? PWNS MANY GALAXIES!

I'm the guy who brought you to your allegiance to Google Image Search. Remember that pic of Baby Sinclair?



Don't even GO there, Mr. 2X4.

DINOSAURS! You need a pic of spike. spike was the shit

[MaxofSteel]

This just in:

MaxofSteel's iPod is still charging. I repeat, still charging.



More at eleven.

Bob?

[kain5252]

This just in:

MaxofSteel's iPod is still charging. I repeat, still charging.



More at eleven.

Bob?


Bob: *Maniacal laughter then runs off*
.
.
.
.
.
The hours have been getting to him of late....

Lets go to sports shall we!

[Froggy]

If Hulk and solomon grundy had a dunk contest? who would win?

[MaxofSteel]

If Hulk and solomon grundy had a dunk contest? who would win?

Grundy could drink til he fuggin' dies. And still come back for more! :eek:

Then again, maybe if Hulk was pissed enough, he'd be able to hold his liquor better...

[Froggy]

Grundy could drink til he fuggin' dies. And still come back for more! :eek:

Then again, maybe if Hulk was pissed enough, he'd be able to hold his liquor better...
I said DUNK contest


besides. HULK WOULD SMASH the rim

[MaxofSteel]

I said DUNK contest

Beer? Where?

*looks around*

[Froggy]

Beer? Where?

*looks around*
*throws barrel of beer at him* BEER ATTACK!

[MaxofSteel]

*throws barrel of beer at him* BEER ATTACK!

Oof!

*Drinks the barrel*





Anyhow Hulk owns at dunking. :cool:

[Froggy]

Oof!

*Drinks the barrel*





Anyhow Hulk owns at dunking. :cool:

besides, zombies cant jump!

[Devon C.]

If Hulk and solomon grundy had a dunk contest? who would win?
Hulk's got hops. Look at his main method of getting around.

[Froggy]

Hulk's got hops. Look at his main method of getting around.

Troof, troof. grundy is no slouch either.

[OverMaster]

Fear my new avatar!

LOVE my new avatar. You must.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Scary yuri.... >.<

[Eternal Torment]

But it won't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert.

But still, the-

[MaxofSteel]

But still, the-

--OBJECTION!

--*SLAM*

SH*T!!!

[Eternal Torment]

Wait. YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

[Stretch Dude]

And I'm the producer/cameraman/makeup artist! You two are the stars! And Guts is the director! And Stretch is the stunt double for Dog!

Wait, what?

[Stretch Dude]

The balls are inert.

HE ADMITS IT!

[Eternal Torment]

Wait, what?

You heard me right. You're Dog's "stunt double". Any problems with that? WELL, TOO BAD!

[Stretch Dude]

You heard me right. You're Dog's "stunt double". Any problems with that? WELL, TOO BAD!

I'm actually more concerned with Chrosis being the fluffer. His hands are like pure ice stuffed with more ice and then buried on Pluto.

[Eternal Torment]

I'm actually more concerned with Chrosis being the fluffer. His hands are like pure ice stuffed with more ice and then buried on Pluto.

That's what his mouth is for. You better hope he doesn't use his teeth.

[Chrosis]

That's what his mouth is for. You better hope he doesn't use his teeth.

FYI, they'll never find your corpse.

And if they somehow do, they'll need a DNA sample to identify you.

[Eternal Torment]

FYI, they'll never find your corpse.

And if they somehow do, they'll need a DNA sample to identify you.

Ha. You can't catch me. Don't worry, we'll provide lots of soap.

[MaxofSteel]

HE ADMITS IT!

... Nuh Uh.

[Stretch Dude]

FYI, they'll never find your corpse.

And if they somehow do, they'll need a DNA sample to identify you.

Wimp. I won't even leave his DNA.

[Chrosis]

Ha. You can't catch me. Don't worry, we'll provide lots of soap.

*Ties ET up and uses sand paper to grind his legs to dust*


I'd like to see you try to run away now... it'd be humorous.:evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

... Nuh Uh.

...Yuh-huh!

[MaxofSteel]

...Yuh-huh!

...(Damn!)

[Froggy]

...(Damn!)

SUCK IT KENT!

[Stretch Dude]

SUCK IT KENT!

*bashes Froggy over the head with Yeo's Steel Folding Chair of Reason*

Quiet, already.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Eh? ..........

[Froggy]

Eh? ..........

que? ten characters....

[MaxofSteel]

Hey dudes, my iPod totally finished charging last night.

It was AWESOME!

[Froggy]

Hey dudes, my iPod totally finished charging last night.

It was AWESOME!

Shweet!

"they called me the high in the 1930's, probably because I was always seen in the air. I didnt try marijuana until the 50's

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Hey dudes, my iPod totally finished charging last night.

It was AWESOME!

That took a while.

[MaxofSteel]

That took a while.

TELL me about it!

[Froggy]

TELL me about it!

WHY did it take so long?

[MaxofSteel]

WHY did it take so long?

I had to journey to the Land of Many Winds to plug it in.

It was quite a trek.

There were Giant Snake/Bear hybrids and everything!

Plus I think there were even some yaoi fangirls riding on horseback.


The Land of Many Winds is a dangerous place...

[Froggy]

I had to journey to the Land of Many Winds to plug it in.

It was quite a trek.

There were Giant Snake/Bear hybrids and everything!

Plus I think there were even some yaoi fangirls riding on horseback.


The Land of Many Winds is a dangerous place... :shock: im suprised you made it back in one piece...................O GOD I SAID IT!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

:shock: im suprised you made it back in one piece...................O GOD I SAID IT!

:D .........

[Devon C.]

Hey dudes, my iPod totally finished charging last night.

http://www.castalbumdb.com/jpg/J1899.jpg

[/sarkazem]

[MaxofSteel]

[/sarkazem]

The way you spelled it, unfortunately reminds me of Shaq in Kazam.

*Shivers*

[Guts/Batman]

I'm the guy who brought you to your allegiance to Google Image Search. Remember that pic of Baby Sinclair?

Oh definitely. I still remember the thread where we were called the two most evil people in the world...

Don't even GO there, Mr. 2X4.

Indeed.

*Does the DCAU Guts/Batman stare at Max*