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Devon C.
03-04-2007, 09:26 PM
That hit must've done its job because you misspelled "tartar sauce". I bet you're pretty dazed.

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 09:29 PM
That hit must've done its job because you misspelled "tartar sauce". I bet you're pretty dazed.

Nah that's just how I spell it. MaxofSteel doesn't conform to the "tartar"-spelling standards of society.

*Scoffs*

Erebus
03-04-2007, 09:32 PM
Whats up, everyone?

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 09:33 PM
Whats up, everyone?

Nuthin' much. Just busy being amazing. :cool:

You?

Froggy
03-04-2007, 09:43 PM
Nuthin' much. Just busy being amazing. :cool:

You?

AMAZINGLY FOOLISH!

*Stuffs the black eyed peas down max throat* EAT AND..........DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

Devon C.
03-04-2007, 09:46 PM
Black Eyed Peas suck. A crap music group named after a crap food.


Hollatyaboy!

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 09:46 PM
AMAZINGLY FOOLISH!

*Stuffs the black eyed peas down max throat* EAT AND..........DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

*Eats peas*

Now to get Retarded. :cool:

Froggy
03-04-2007, 09:47 PM
Black Eyed Peas suck. A crap music group named after a crap food.


Hollatyaboy! I agree, but they are my first step into making max of steel my mass market SUPERWEAPON!

Mmmmm! Now to get Retarded. :cool:

NOW YOU SHALL GET THE WHOLE PLANET RETARDED!!!

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 09:51 PM
I agree, but they are my first step into making max of steel my mass market SUPERWEAPON!



NOW YOU SHALL GET THE WHOLE PLANET RETARDED!!!

I only use my powers for the forces of good. And for sex. So I suggest you stand back 'cause I'm starting to feel a little... "energized".

:eek: !

Froggy
03-04-2007, 09:53 PM
I only use my powers for the forces of good. And for sex. So I suggest you stand back 'cause I'm starting to feel a little... "energized".

:eek: !

YOU FOOL! DONT THREATEN ME! NOW I SHALL FORM LIKE VOLTRON AND BLAST YOU WITH MY SHOULDER "MISSILES"! *Blasts steel with his missiles*

Devon C.
03-04-2007, 09:58 PM
NOW YOU SHALL GET THE WHOLE PLANET RETARDED!!!
Well would you look at that; the job's already done.

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 10:13 PM
Well would you look at that; the job's already done.

Huh. I guess I work for the forces of evil after all.

*Rubs missile wounds*

Froggy
03-04-2007, 10:24 PM
Well would you look at that; the job's already done.

Huh. I guess I work for the forces of evil after all.

*Rubs missile wounds*
MY JOB HERE IS DONE!!!!!!!!:cool:

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 10:29 PM
MY JOB HERE IS DONE!!!!!!!!:cool:

*Throws dancing gazelles on Froggy chest*

Take that as you will. ;)

Froggy
03-04-2007, 10:37 PM
*Throws dancing gazelles on Froggy chest*

Take that as you will. ;)

O ILL TAKE IT AND RETURN IT IN KIND! *chest devours gazelles*

FOOL! MY CHEST GAME IS IMMACULATE!

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 10:43 PM
O ILL TAKE IT AND RETURN IT IN KIND! *chest devours gazelles*

FOOL! MY CHEST GAME IS IMMACULATE!

They only wanted to dance... :(

The youthful dreams of gazelles dashed in but an instant...

Devon C.
03-04-2007, 10:48 PM
I look at some of you all's posts, and I just sit here wondering:




http://www.classicgaming.com/dkdb/screens/dkdb-dkarca_008.png

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 10:53 PM
I look at some of you all's posts, and I just sit here wondering:




http://www.classicgaming.com/dkdb/screens/dkdb-dkarca_008.png

I always wondered what would happen if four Donkey Kongs were stacked together.

Oh, Donkey Kong!... :p

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 10:57 PM
*Sigh* I'm starting to annoy myself.

I should go before I start trouble with me...

Froggy
03-04-2007, 11:16 PM
*Sigh* I'm starting to annoy myself.

I should go before I start trouble with me...

you should go before my fist starts trouble with YO FACE!:mad:

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 11:18 PM
you should go before my fist starts trouble with YO FACE!:mad:

Zing! Nice one. ;)

Miburohunter929
03-04-2007, 11:25 PM
Do I have to introduce my Miburo Upper to you two?

Because I totally will.

In your Crotch.

Have you ever had a crotch uppercut?

I would Imagine that it hurts.

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 11:38 PM
Do I have to introduce my Miburo Upper to you two?

That won't be necessary. I have a degree in "Crotch upper-cuttery".

*Points to diploma*

Miburohunter929
03-04-2007, 11:47 PM
That won't be necessary. I have a degree in "Crotch upper-cuttery".

*Points to diploma*

A degree? Bitch please, I teach Crotch Uppercutology 101 at MSU (Miburo-State- University)

Devon C.
03-04-2007, 11:50 PM
University? Sorry, Miburo, you can't have a school when you have no class.

Froggy
03-05-2007, 12:07 AM
A degree? Bitch please, I teach Crotch Uppercutology 101 at MSU (Miburo-State- University)

pssh, msu aint JACK DIDDLY! but then again, who is?

Miburohunter929
03-05-2007, 12:15 AM
University? Sorry, Miburo, you can't have a school when you have no class.

Please, Miburo is the defianition of class. His wit, Unmatched, His charm, Unequaled, His Skill, Unrivaled.

And besides, You would be amazed how many people are willing to attend ones school if you put a device that will explode their heart on them for refusing.


Also, Froggy, MSU is the shit. Name a sport and we dominate in it. The only reason we dont play other college teams is because its an insult to my players to do battle with warriors of such a lesser calibur.

It's like a Cheetah being challenged to a race with a snail.

Froggy
03-05-2007, 12:19 AM
Please, Miburo is the defianition of class. His wit, Unmatched, His charm, Unequaled, His Skill, Unrivaled.

And besides, You would be amazed how many people are willing to attend ones school if you put a device that will explode their heart on them for refusing.


Also, Froggy, MSU is the shit. Name a sport and we dominate in it. The only reason we dont play other college teams is because its an insult to my players to do battle with warriors of such a lesser calibur.

It's like a Cheetah being challenged to a race with a snail.
YOU FOOL! you were DOMINATED BY UNC two years ago! and you had MO AGER! MO FRIGGIN AGER! with SHANNON BROWN








O WRONG MSU



WELL YA STILL CANT COMPARE TO UCFU!

Miburohunter929
03-05-2007, 12:25 AM
YOU FOOL! you were DOMINATED BY UNC two years ago! and you had MO AGER! MO FRIGGIN AGER! with SHANNON BROWN








O WRONG MSU



WELL YA STILL CANT COMPARE TO UCFU!

UCFU? Those dudes fucking suck. I sent my water boy out to play every sport we have against them, and he beat every one of thier teams asses so bad, I had to cripple him just so he could have something even slightly resembling a challenge.

Froggy
03-05-2007, 12:28 AM
UCFU? Those dudes fucking suck. I sent my water boy out to play every sport we have against them, and he beat every one of thier teams asses so bad, I had to cripple him just so he could have something even slightly resembling a challenge.

naw naw son you got it all wrong, you're thinking of sorry ass UCF STATE. them dudes is sorry. got a half retarded basketball team, a football team with a giraffe playing running back, and a baseball team with a snake on a jet!


UCFU is those dudes who rule every sport so bad, they have thei rplayers chillin the bahams every other year jsut to make it fair and let others get their shine instead of being total dicks nad just snatching it from em, they wait till the last second!

Devon C.
03-05-2007, 12:35 AM
His wit, Unmatched, His charm, Unequaled, His Skill, Unrivaled.
its easy to have no peer when you're at the bottom of the barrel.

And besides, You would be amazed how many people are willing to attend ones school if you put a device that will explode their heart on them for refusing.
I guess applications are pretty easy to fill out.

"Simply send a $500,000 ransom, er, uh, entrance fee."


Also, Froggy, MSU is the shit. Name a sport and we dominate in it.
Water polo.

The only reason we dont play other college teams is because its an insult to my players to do battle with warriors of such a lesser calibur.
I saw your baseball team playing a high-ranked Little League squad yesterday.Your star pitcher told me it was just charity work. but when I saw your 1st baseman crying, pleading with the ump, I knew something was up.

Miburohunter929
03-05-2007, 12:45 AM
its easy to have no peer when you're at the bottom of the barrel.


I guess applications are pretty easy to fill out.

"Simply send a $500,000 ransom, er, uh, entrance fee."



Water polo.


I saw your baseball team playing a high-ranked Little League squad yesterday.Your star pitcher told me it was just charity work. but when I saw your 1st baseman crying, pleading with the ump, I knew something was up.

If by "Bottom of the barrel" you mean "Top of the Mountain" then yes. That would explain why all our "Competetion" is so woefully pathetic.

And $500,000? What the hell do you think this is? I demand 100 billion dollars, or you fucking Soul.

Water Polo..... Okay, I'll admit, you got me there, but only because Water Polo is.... Well, Water Polo.

And look, that game was fucking rigged. I dont care what you heard, The whole power structure was against my team. My guys decide to risk the death penealty by doing charity work (I dont usally allow things like that) and how are they thanked?

By those snot nosed little bastards doing everything in their power to cheat them out of a victory.

It's all cool though. I sent my Disiplinary Committe to their houses to punish them for their behavior.

MaxofSteel
03-05-2007, 07:10 AM
MSU sounds like an STD.

Something vaginal. And itchy. :eek:

Gladiaria_Alata
03-05-2007, 08:55 AM
MSU sounds like an STD.

Something vaginal. And itchy. :eek:

:rolleyes:


....

MaxofSteel
03-05-2007, 08:57 AM
:rolleyes:


....

I just calls 'em like I sees 'em. :p

Froggy
03-05-2007, 12:36 PM
I just calls 'em like I sees 'em. :p
those two are AWFULLY Close for cousins huH?

MaxofSteel
03-05-2007, 12:42 PM
those two are AWFULLY Close for cousins huH?

Hey, If she's from another universe... Why not? :cool:

Froggy
03-05-2007, 12:45 PM
Hey, If she's from another universe... Why not? :cool:

so the knocking of boots can commence?



idk man.......if batman ever found out.........NO ONE WOULD HEAR THE END

Super Samurai
03-05-2007, 01:07 PM
so the knocking of boots can commence?



idk man.......if batman ever found out.........NO ONE WOULD HEAR THE END

We'd all suffer from the Batman, only to realize that we're immortal and we kick ass.

Froggy
03-05-2007, 01:16 PM
We'd all suffer from the Batman, only to realize that we're immortal and we kick ass.

then we'd laugh at his puny mortal self, and make him go emo

Eternal Torment
03-05-2007, 01:59 PM
then we'd laugh at his puny mortal self, and make him go emo

OR we can call the base at Hammerfest and have them nuke his manor while he's out fighting Joker in a factory.

Froggy
03-05-2007, 02:04 PM
OR we can call the base at Hammerfest and have them nuke his manor while he's out fighting Joker in a factory.

MY GOD! THE LEVEL OF DICKERY IN THAT IDEA! JOLLY GOOD!

Eternal Torment
03-05-2007, 02:16 PM
MY GOD! THE LEVEL OF DICKERY IN THAT IDEA! JOLLY GOOD!

As an added bonus, we can have our people capture Batman and watch as we do horrible things to his surviving friends.

Froggy
03-05-2007, 02:22 PM
As an added bonus, we can have our people capture Batman and watch as we do horrible things to his surviving friends.

as long as i get to eat the TENDER. JUICY. CHILDREN!!!!!!!

biggsdacat
03-05-2007, 04:05 PM
Did forrest Whitaker win an oscar for best actor?

Gladiaria_Alata
03-05-2007, 04:18 PM
Did forrest Whitaker win an oscar for best actor?

Who's he? :confused:

Froggy
03-05-2007, 04:22 PM
Did forrest Whitaker win an oscar for best actor? I think so

Who's he? :confused:

ONLY ONE OF THE MOST BESTEST ACTORS IN TEH EXISTENCE OF ACTING!:mad:

kain5252
03-05-2007, 04:34 PM
YOU FOOL! I AM TEH AMPHIBIO-CANNIBAL! CHILDREN, MEN WOMEN! ALL PREY FOR ME!

now go hunt some miburos, or ill send 930 AFTER YOU:mad:



ONLY ONE OF THE MOST BESTEST ACTORS IN TEH EXISTENCE OF ACTING!:mad:

Hostile today arnt we?

Froggy
03-05-2007, 04:46 PM
Hostile today arnt we?

large sugar intaktes usually do that. im good now tho

Gladiaria_Alata
03-05-2007, 04:56 PM
large sugar intaktes usually do that. im good now tho

Hmph. ^.~
....

Froggy
03-05-2007, 05:02 PM
Hmph. ^.~
....

pfftshiggity

Gladiaria_Alata
03-05-2007, 05:20 PM
pfftshiggity

Nyeh? :confused:

NinjaJJ
03-05-2007, 05:31 PM
Froggy will eat turkey breast and turkey leg.

Froggy
03-05-2007, 05:33 PM
Nyeh? :confused: que tal?

Froggy will eat turkey breast and turkey leg. is that a threat?!



mad:

Stretch Dude
03-05-2007, 05:36 PM
Froggy will eat turkey breast and turkey leg.

I thought he already does that. ;)

Miburohunter929
03-05-2007, 06:56 PM
now go hunt some miburos, or ill send 930 AFTER YOU:mad:

Impossible. Let me give you a quick history lesson.

Miburo Hunter is not a name, it is in fact a title. A title held by the person who held the position of the strongest of our people. After the death of the original leader, The First Miburo Hunter, (We like to call him First Miburo). Since then,the title of Miburo Hunter has been passed down nine hundred and twenty eight times since then. Obviously, the man you see before you is the nine hundred and twenty ninth inheritor of the title Miburo Hunter.

Also, Keep in mind, that although those who hold the title of Miburo, are the strongest of their time, Not all Miburos are Created Equal.

The power of the First Miburo was unequaled throughout the ages. As mighty as my predecessors were, none of them had reached the heights of power that the original had.

Hell, the way that he died was by going to an island where mortals who are to powerful for this world go to commit suicide.

Of Course, the other Nine hundered and twenty seven before me (Not counting First Miburo) were not the Nine Hundred and Twenty Ninth Miburo Hunter.

At the moment my skills are on par with The First Miburo, And I'm only getting better.

I could go on, but you should be able to get where I'm going.

In order for there to be a Miburo Hunter 930, Miburo Hunter 929 must be dead or surpassed. And Since I am very much alive, and am one of the most powerful in existance, There is no Miburo 930.

Got it? (Man, I love when I get to do long winded rants)

Froggy
03-05-2007, 07:01 PM
Impossible. Let me give you a quick history lesson.

Miburo Hunter is not a name, it is in fact a title. A title held by person the who held the title of the strongest of our people. After the death of the original leader, The First Miburo Hunter, (We like to call him First Miburo). Since then,the title of Miburo Hunter has been passed down nine hundred and twenty eight times since then. Obviously, the man you see before you is the nine hundred and twenty ninth inheritor of the title Miburo Hunter.

Also, Keep in mind, that although those who hold the title of Miburo, are the strongest of their time, Not all Miburos are Created Equal.

The power of the First Miburo was unequaled throughout the ages. As mighty as my predecessors were, none of them had reached the heights of power that the original had.

Hell, the way that he died was by going to an island where mortals who are to powerful for this world go to commit suicide.

Of Course, the other Nine hundered and twenty seven before me (Not counting First Miburo) were not the Nine Hundred and Twenty Ninth Miburo Hunter.

At the moment my skills are on par with The First Miburo, And I'm only getting better.

I could go on, but you should be able to get where I'm going.

In order for there to be a Miburo Hunter 930, Miburo Hunter 929 must be dead or surpassed. And Since I am very much alive, and am one of the most powerful in existance, There is no Miburo 930.

Got it? (Man, I love when I get to do long winded rants)

Lmao ( O YOU'RE GOOD! REAL GOOD!)

well YEA! My name implies.........my FREAKISH LEAPING ABILITY AND LOOOOOOOOOOOONG TOOOOOOOOOOOONGUE!










yea!:mad:

kain5252
03-05-2007, 07:04 PM
Impossible. Let me give you a quick history lesson.

Miburo Hunter is not a name, it is in fact a title. A title held by person the who held the title of the strongest of our people. After the death of the original leader, The First Miburo Hunter, (We like to call him First Miburo). Since then,the title of Miburo Hunter has been passed down nine hundred and twenty eight times since then. Obviously, the man you see before you is the nine hundred and twenty ninth inheritor of the title Miburo Hunter.

Also, Keep in mind, that although those who hold the title of Miburo, are the strongest of their time, Not all Miburos are Created Equal.

The power of the First Miburo was unequaled throughout the ages. As mighty as my predecessors were, none of them had reached the heights of power that the original had.

Hell, the way that he died was by going to an island where mortals who are to powerful for this world go to commit suicide.

Of Course, the other Nine hundered and twenty seven before me (Not counting First Miburo) were not the Nine Hundred and Twenty Ninth Miburo Hunter.

At the moment my skills are on par with The First Miburo, And I'm only getting better.

I could go on, but you should be able to get where I'm going.

In order for there to be a Miburo Hunter 930, Miburo Hunter 929 must be dead or surpassed. And Since I am very much alive, and am one of the most powerful in existance, There is no Miburo 930.

Got it? (Man, I love when I get to do long winded rants)

*Text book on head* ZZZZzzzzzzz... *wakes up* what he said!

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 02:31 AM
*Text book on head* ZZZZzzzzzzz... *wakes up* what he said!

Lucky you, I'm afraid I was awake the whole time. ^.~

ROTFL

Devon C.
03-06-2007, 05:48 AM
Eddie should've gotten SOMETHING at the Oscars. I mean, even a lifetime achievement award, even though at this point it would've been unwarranted.

Did forrest Whitaker win an oscar for best actor?
He needed something after all these years. Even his made for TV movies were head and shoulders above the competition. The problem was no recogntion--that's why when you mentioned him, somebody had to ask who he was. You think that would happen with Eddie Murphy?

biggsdacat
03-06-2007, 06:18 AM
He needed something after all these years. Even his made for TV movies were head and shoulders above the competition. The problem was no recogntion--that's why when you mentioned him, somebody had to ask who he was. You think that would happen with Eddie Murphy?

Preach that shit brotha. I'm so happry for that guy. After so many years of great performances he finally gets his due. This guy is so good, he made his character in species, memorable. :D

He's a great talent.

MaxofSteel
03-06-2007, 06:43 AM
Preach that shit brotha. I'm so happry for that guy. After so many years of great performances he finally gets his due. This guy is so good, he made his character in species, memorable. :D

He's a great talent.

Anybody ever seen Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai? Great Movie. The man was a freakin' modern day Samurai.

Froggy
03-06-2007, 07:12 AM
Anybody ever seen Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai? Great Movie. The man was a freakin' modern day Samurai.
SECONDED to teh TENTH powaaaaaaaaaaa!

hitokiri_
03-06-2007, 08:19 AM
que tal?

is that a threat?!



mad:

oh. no. he. didnt.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 09:23 AM
Fufufufufufufufu...

I have successfully converted my sister to One Piece. ^o^

Tommy
03-06-2007, 09:55 AM
as long as i get to eat the TENDER. JUICY. CHILDREN!!!!!!!

Why is it I allways miss out on the most interesting stuff?

MaxofSteel
03-06-2007, 11:36 AM
Why is it I allways miss out on the most interesting stuff?

It's a reference to the link in the "That Ain't Right" thread.

Check it out if you haven't seen it already. (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/3119999.html#cutid1)

Classic stuff right there. :p

Tommy
03-06-2007, 11:42 AM
It's a reference to the link in the "That Ain't Right" thread.

Check it out if you haven't seen it already. (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/3119999.html#cutid1)

Classic stuff right there. :p

Now, why can't I have a talking alligator army?

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 11:45 AM
Hate Wikipedia. HATE :evilangry






Rawr.

EevilJ
03-06-2007, 12:26 PM
Hate Wikipedia. HATE :evilangry






Rawr.

Why you hate Wikipedia? But I agree with you. >_>

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 12:51 PM
It's cause I added something something missing from a list, and when I looked at it again, it was gone, so put it back in, now it's f*cking gone. Again. :evilangry

MaxofSteel
03-06-2007, 01:25 PM
It's cause I added something something missing from a list, and when I looked at it again, it was gone, so put it back in, now it's f*cking gone. Again. :evilangry

I blame celebrities. Specifically Brad Pit.

Let's go beat him up.

*Slaps fist*

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 02:04 PM
*blinks* Okay then.


*kicks Brad Pitt in the balls*

NinjaJJ
03-06-2007, 02:17 PM
*kicks Brad Pitt in the balls*

Or *bites Brad Pitt's balls off*

Eternal Torment
03-06-2007, 02:24 PM
Impossible. Let me give you a quick history lesson.

Miburo Hunter is not a name, it is in fact a title. A title held by the person who held the position of the strongest of our people. After the death of the original leader, The First Miburo Hunter, (We like to call him First Miburo). Since then,the title of Miburo Hunter has been passed down nine hundred and twenty eight times since then. Obviously, the man you see before you is the nine hundred and twenty ninth inheritor of the title Miburo Hunter.

Also, Keep in mind, that although those who hold the title of Miburo, are the strongest of their time, Not all Miburos are Created Equal.

The power of the First Miburo was unequaled throughout the ages. As mighty as my predecessors were, none of them had reached the heights of power that the original had.

Hell, the way that he died was by going to an island where mortals who are to powerful for this world go to commit suicide.

Of Course, the other Nine hundered and twenty seven before me (Not counting First Miburo) were not the Nine Hundred and Twenty Ninth Miburo Hunter.

At the moment my skills are on par with The First Miburo, And I'm only getting better.

I could go on, but you should be able to get where I'm going.

In order for there to be a Miburo Hunter 930, Miburo Hunter 929 must be dead or surpassed. And Since I am very much alive, and am one of the most powerful in existance, There is no Miburo 930.

Got it? (Man, I love when I get to do long winded rants)

Your memory was flawed. He didn't kill himself. It was I who killed him! With the help of Chuck Norris, Mr. Rogers, Bruce Lee, and Undertaker. And maybe Stretch.

NinjaJJ
03-06-2007, 02:32 PM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1392/davidon52ik8jt1.gif

Guts/Batman
03-06-2007, 02:35 PM
So yea...A couple hours between class...I just needed a quick way to SO.

Guts/Batman
03-06-2007, 02:47 PM
Hate Wikipedia. HATE :evilangry






Rawr.

Indeed. I, too, hate Wikipedia. I don't even click on links people provide for a wikipedia entry.

Tommy
03-06-2007, 03:09 PM
According to Wikipedia... you should be killed for you blasphemy!

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 03:22 PM
According to Wikipedia... you should be killed for you blasphemy!

For trying to add canon material?!?!? :evilangry

MaxofSteel
03-06-2007, 03:49 PM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1392/davidon52ik8jt1.gif

Let me just say right now how amazing this is.

*High fives NinjaJJ*

Tommy
03-06-2007, 03:51 PM
I have had every disease known to mankind, except delusions of grandeur, and that is why GOD HIMSELF HAS CHOSEN ME TO BE YOUR KING AND SAVIOUR!

kain5252
03-06-2007, 04:04 PM
I have had every disease known to mankind, except delusions of grandeur, and that is why GOD HIMSELF HAS CHOSEN ME TO BE YOUR KING AND SAVIOUR!

I always knew we were going to be doomed at one point or another. This just confirms it.

hitokiri_
03-06-2007, 04:10 PM
random post.

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Miburohunter929
03-06-2007, 04:13 PM
Your memory was flawed. He didn't kill himself. It was I who killed him! With the help of Chuck Norris, Mr. Rogers, Bruce Lee, and Undertaker. And maybe Stretch.

Ha. No.

Even ignoring how old you would have to be to even have existed during the time of First Miburo....

Oh. Wait. Eternal Tourment.

Anyways, even assuming you are that old, you must have him mistaken with a predecessor of mine.

Of the Hunters who have fallen in battle, First Miburo wasnt noted as one of them.

Maybe your Thinking Of Third or Fifth Miburo? They died in battle, The latter against his eternal rival, and the former against A personification of death.

Of course, there are others who passed during battle, but these ones are the ones who are closest to the time of First Miburo.

And besides, First Miburo was....Well, Incredible. Even though I equal him in sheer power, I am still his inferior in versitility and feats.

I mean, He did Defeat The "God of Mi-".....

Actually, this is a story for another time. My point is this: If you did defeat him, we would have heard about it, and not to mention, why the hell would he even be fighting with you?

Actually, there was this one rumor about How First Miburo actually died, But it was merely a rumor.....
.....
.....Hmm.... I might have to look into your claim...

Froggy
03-06-2007, 05:24 PM
:mad: Now, why can't I have a talking alligator army?

CAUSE U AINT MEH BUDDEH!

Miburohunter929
03-06-2007, 05:26 PM
:mad:

CAUSE U AINT MEH BUDDEH!

Q: Why did the froggy cross the road?

A: To catch a Miburo Upper to the face!

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 05:29 PM
You kids pipe down before I come back there and butter your heads, huh?

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 05:31 PM
Holy crap, I passed 9000 and didn't even notice!

*gives 9000 sexy living-chocolate ladies to everyone*

Miburohunter929
03-06-2007, 05:33 PM
You kids pipe down before I come back there and butter your heads, huh?

You know, My first reflex was to attempt to explain to you the pointlessness of that action, but upon reflecting on who I would be talking to, and the high probaility of buttering my head being a precursor to something even more unplesant, I decided against it.

I'll be good.

I dont know why you would butter my head, but I know it's something Man was not meant to know, thats for sure.

Froggy
03-06-2007, 05:38 PM
Q: Why did the froggy cross the road?

A: To catch a Miburo Upper to the face!

WRONG ANSWER SUCKA!

it was A: to Froggy SHOT! a miburo in the CROTCH!

kain5252
03-06-2007, 05:40 PM
WRONG ANSWER SUCKA!

it was A: to Froggy SHOT! a miburo in the CROTCH!

Actually the Froggy never made it to the otherside of the road. You see he was hit by a Mac Truck when he got half way.

Froggy
03-06-2007, 05:45 PM
Actually the Froggy never made it to the otherside of the road. You see he was hit by a Mac Truck when he got half way.

correction: That as froggER

hitokiri_
03-06-2007, 05:51 PM
correction: That as froggER

and here i thout it was froggerster.

kain5252
03-06-2007, 06:02 PM
correction: That as froggER

Not quite *hits Froggy with a Mac Truck*.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 06:07 PM
*peels Froggy off the tarmac and shakes him back to normal*


*punts the mac truck*

Eternal Torment
03-06-2007, 06:11 PM
Ha. No.

Even ignoring how old you would have to be to even have existed during the time of First Miburo....

Oh. Wait. Eternal Tourment.

Anyways, even assuming you are that old, you must have him mistaken with a predecessor of mine.

Of the Hunters who have fallen in battle, First Miburo wasnt noted as one of them.

Maybe your Thinking Of Third or Fifth Miburo? They died in battle, The latter against his eternal rival, and the former against A personification of death.

Of course, there are others who passed during battle, but these ones are the ones who are closest to the time of First Miburo.

And besides, First Miburo was....Well, Incredible. Even though I equal him in sheer power, I am still his inferior in versitility and feats.

I mean, He did Defeat The "God of Mi-".....

Actually, this is a story for another time. My point is this: If you did defeat him, we would have heard about it, and not to mention, why the hell would he even be fighting with you?

Actually, there was this one rumor about How First Miburo actually died, But it was merely a rumor.....
.....
.....Hmm.... I might have to look into your claim...

I'm not sure which Miburos I killed. They all look the same. I killed First and maybe Third. Third was the one who could throw mountains around while suffering from a Messiah Complex, right? Or was he the one who could nuke worlds with a flick of his arm? Or the one who casually destroyed a multiverse to try and wound me? Or the one who tore up half the omniverse to try and get within 20 meters of me?

I killed them all, and I enjoyed it. The most powerful of them warranted me calling in reinforcements lest I break something in battle and spend several days lying on the floor while reaching for some Advil. If I recall correctly, I brought in Internet Chuck Norris, Bloodstained Mr. Rogers, Undertaker from Wrestlemania, Hulk Hogan channeling Real American, Mr. T after several glasses of milk and Stretch.

kain5252
03-06-2007, 06:16 PM
*peels Froggy off the tarmac and shakes him back to normal*


*punts the mac truck*

Aww....... *pulls another Mac Truck out of pocket* yay!


Always be prepared for anything around here.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 06:24 PM
Aww....... *pulls another Mac Truck out of pocket* yay!


Always be prepared for anything around here.

*pulls Harkonnen II out of pocket* FIRE!

Devon C.
03-06-2007, 06:27 PM
Furries are stupid.

MaxofSteel
03-06-2007, 06:30 PM
Furries are stupid.

They also giggle a little when you poke them in the tummy.

It's why I stopped. ...Got weird after a while...

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 06:31 PM
They also giggle a little when you poke them in the tummy.

It's why I stopped. ...Got weird after a while...

Those freaky owl-like things..... >.<

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 06:41 PM
I dont know why you would butter my head, but I know it's something Man was not meant to know, thats for sure.

DAMN STRAIGHT!

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 06:43 PM
Furries are stupid.

I don't know about stupid... I mean, the ones who actually dress up are just a tad creepy (and I'm being a little hypocritical here, I admit), but what makes you say they're stupid?

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 06:44 PM
DAMN STRAIGHT!

*deafened* Nyah?

MaxofSteel
03-06-2007, 06:44 PM
Buttering heads isn't at all similar to buttering bread is it.

kain5252
03-06-2007, 06:46 PM
*pulls Harkonnen II out of pocket* FIRE!

o.O!!!!

*sticks a watermellon in the Harkonnen barrel*.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 06:47 PM
Buttering heads isn't at all similar to buttering bread is it.

*still deafened* EH?!










:D :p

Devon C.
03-06-2007, 06:51 PM
I don't know about stupid... I mean, the ones who actually dress up are just a tad creepy (and I'm being a little hypocritical here, I admit), but what makes you say they're stupid?
Because they're dumb.Play along, and a whole bunch of uppity fanatics will come running for me

Gladiaria_Alata
03-06-2007, 06:52 PM
o.O!!!!

*sticks a watermellon in the Harkonnen barrel*.

Oh cra-*explodes* *is flung away*

*gets up* Now what was the reason in that?! I was aiming at the truck not you! :mad:

*pouty* I wanted to see it go boom.... :(

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 06:59 PM
*deafened* Nyah?

Exactamundo.

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 06:59 PM
Buttering heads isn't at all similar to buttering bread is it.

That's for me to know and you to hope to never find out.

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 07:01 PM
Because they're dumb.


Play along, and a whole bunch of uppity fanatics will come running for me.

Oh... Oh, yes, of course. How silly of me! Of course they're dumb. Because they are. And Lemon Chiffon text attracts less attention than the spoiler tag, ya know.

Tommy
03-06-2007, 07:06 PM
And Lemon Chiffon text attracts less attention than the spoiler tag, ya know.

Only if you are not a crazy highlighter.

kain5252
03-06-2007, 07:08 PM
Oh cra-*explodes* *is flung away*

*gets up* Now what was the reason in that?! I was aiming at the truck not you! :mad:

*pouty* I wanted to see it go boom.... :(


OOOOooohhh.... I thought it was aimed at me .

*pulls out another Harkonnen II*

there you go.

*runs away before gets shot*

Devon C.
03-06-2007, 07:10 PM
Only if you are not a crazy highlighter.
Dream on.


http://www.scifi.com/ecw/images/extremists/tommy_dreamer.jpg

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 07:25 PM
Only if you are not a crazy highlighter.

And who isn't, in this carefree work-a-day world?

Tommy
03-06-2007, 07:30 PM
And who isn't, in this carefree work-a-day world?

MORNING GLORY! Lavender! Jasmine!

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 07:38 PM
MORNING GLORY! Lavender! Jasmine!

FULL BARS!

Tommy
03-06-2007, 07:41 PM
FULL BARS!

I'll put you behind bars! And then you will serve my drinks.

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 07:44 PM
Okay, something I just noticed. Whilst patrolling my past, I came across a reminder of a guy the Rumblers of the past I used to bat around for fun:

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=2226604&postcount=223

Wondering if he was still around, I checked his most recent posts and found this:

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4241409&postcount=15

Now, Bloopinator wasn't the sharpest crayon in the box, but I'm fairly certain he's not dumb enough to forget his own age. Too bad he hasn't shown up since January; I wanna confront him with this.

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 07:45 PM
I'll put you behind bars! And then you will serve my drinks.

And you'll be serving your foods, I imagine? That's what we'll all be doing...after the revolution.

Miburohunter929
03-06-2007, 07:53 PM
Okay, something I just noticed. Whilst patrolling my past, I came across a reminder of a guy the Rumblers of the past I used to bat around for fun:

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=2226604&postcount=223

Wondering if he was still around, I checked his most recent posts and found this:

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4241409&postcount=15

Now, Bloopinator wasn't the sharpest crayon in the box, but I'm fairly certain he's not dumb enough to forget his own age. Too bad he hasn't shown up since January; I wanna confront him with this.

Surely your not implying he's hatching some complex internet scheme to trick the younger rumblers into befriending him and meeting him in person, upon which they discover to not only be NOT 13, but also a sexual predator?

Are you? Because that would be a totally funny and awesome convo.

Tommy
03-06-2007, 07:55 PM
And you'll be serving your foods, I imagine? That's what we'll all be doing...after the revolution.

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes,"

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 08:20 PM
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes,"

And a future edition defined them as "a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

Stretch Dude
03-06-2007, 08:20 PM
Surely your not implying he's hatching some complex internet scheme to trick the younger rumblers into befriending him and meeting him in person, upon which they discover to not only be NOT 13, but also a sexual predator?

Are you? Because that would be a totally funny and awesome convo.

I just want to see what sort of unworldly, pointy-haired explanation he comes up with.

Miburohunter929
03-06-2007, 08:30 PM
I just want to see what sort of unworldly, pointy-haired explanation he comes up with.

Eh, thats just as good.

"Look, here's the deal Stretch. I age in Dog years. In Dog years I am thirteen. In your human years I am...Think man, Think 21! Yes! thats it!"

"Hmm....Arnt animal years alot shorter than human years? Meaning that your human age would be more like....I dont know, Three?

"Well yes, Normally, but this is a special case. I also originated from mars, and as you know, a year in mars is actually (Insert number here) days. So technically, I age faster than a normal human!"

" Uh-Huh. So your 13 in dog years, 21 in mars years, and 3 in human years, despite Mars having much larger years?"

"Umm....Yeah."

"...... Know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna go fuck with MoS before my brain commits suicide"

or something along those lines.

Super Samurai
03-06-2007, 08:48 PM
I feel bad almost bad for MoS, but then again somebody has to be that guy, glad its not me.:D

MaxofSteel
03-06-2007, 09:31 PM
"...... Know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna go fuck with MoS before my brain commits suicide"

I feel bad almost bad for MoS, but then again somebody has to be that guy, glad its not me.:D

You know what guys?

*Gestures something not nice* :mad:








































... I'm-- I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

*Hugs everyone*

Guts/Batman
03-06-2007, 09:36 PM
Holy crap, I passed 9000 and didn't even notice!

*gives 9000 sexy living-chocolate ladies to everyone*

A very good reason to celebrate. God knows I have celebrated many post achievements...

Guts/Batman
03-06-2007, 09:38 PM
Buttering heads isn't at all similar to buttering bread is it.

Sure it is...

If you have a head made of bread.

Super Samurai
03-06-2007, 10:23 PM
If I had a head made of bread I would accidentally eat myself....

If that were somehow possible.

Tommy
03-06-2007, 10:24 PM
If I had a head made of bread I would accidentally eat myself....

If that were somehow possible.

There was a section of one of the Oz books like that.

Froggy
03-06-2007, 10:26 PM
*peels Froggy off the tarmac and shakes him back to normal*


*punts the mac truck*

*pulls Harkonnen II out of pocket* FIRE!
MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *swoons*

Tommy
03-06-2007, 10:36 PM
MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *swoons*

Froggy went a courtin' and he did right uhuh!

MaxofSteel
03-06-2007, 10:50 PM
Froggy went a courtin' and he did right uhuh!

I love that song. :p

Guts/Batman
03-07-2007, 12:35 AM
Felt like New Avatar time...

The MunchKING
03-07-2007, 04:05 AM
Oh... Oh, yes, of course. How silly of me! Of course they're dumb. Because they are. And Lemon Chiffon text attracts less attention than the spoiler tag, ya know.

So wait... he WANTS me to kill him?? And I'd be doing him a benny? But.. it's hurting him why would he... ??

Oh forget it.

*breaks him in two anyway*

The MunchKING
03-07-2007, 04:09 AM
Holy crap, I passed 9000 and didn't even notice!

*gives 9000 sexy living-chocolate ladies to everyone*

I'd lick THAT aaaaaaaaaaaaaalll night long... ;)

Gladiaria_Alata
03-07-2007, 06:01 AM
OOOOooohhh.... I thought it was aimed at me .

*pulls out another Harkonnen II*

there you go.

*runs away before gets shot*

Nah. It's okay you can keep it. :)

MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *swoons*

Froggy went a courtin' and he did right uhuh!

:rolleyes:

I'd lick THAT aaaaaaaaaaaaaalll night long... ;)

....

Froggy
03-07-2007, 07:02 AM
Gah praise someone and it turns into a love in SMH

Gladiaria_Alata
03-07-2007, 07:13 AM
Gah praise someone and it turns into a love in SMH

Whaa? :confused:

Froggy
03-07-2007, 07:20 AM
Whaa? :confused:

I dont know.........I said my hero and everybody says im courting people. FOOLS THE LOT OF YE!

Gladiaria_Alata
03-07-2007, 08:09 AM
I dont know.........I said my hero and everybody says im courting people. FOOLS THE LOT OF YE!

ROTFL! :D :p

Stretch Dude
03-07-2007, 09:41 AM
Eh, thats just as good.

"Look, here's the deal Stretch. I age in Dog years. In Dog years I am thirteen. In your human years I am...Think man, Think 21! Yes! thats it!"

"Hmm....Arnt animal years alot shorter than human years? Meaning that your human age would be more like....I dont know, Three?

"Well yes, Normally, but this is a special case. I also originated from mars, and as you know, a year in mars is actually (Insert number here) days. So technically, I age faster than a normal human!"

" Uh-Huh. So your 13 in dog years, 21 in mars years, and 3 in human years, despite Mars having much larger years?"

"Umm....Yeah."

"...... Know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna go fuck with MoS before my brain commits suicide"

or something along those lines.

Pretty much, yeah.

Stretch Dude
03-07-2007, 09:41 AM
A very good reason to celebrate. God knows I have celebrated many post achievements...

Cel-e-brate good times, come on!

Al Gore: I will.

Super Samurai
03-07-2007, 01:24 PM
Cel-e-brate good times, come on!

Al Gore: I will.

If Gore ever becomes Pres, it would be kinda cool to say President Gore. If only Gore was cool...

Eternal Torment
03-07-2007, 01:26 PM
Why does Al Gore sounds like a professional wrestler's screen name?

Devon C.
03-07-2007, 04:17 PM
So wait... he WANTS me to kill him?? And I'd be doing him a benny? But.. it's hurting him why would he... ??

Oh forget it.

*breaks him in two anyway*
That was a log, Munch. I told you that you needed glasses. Besides, we all know what you're on.

Now look here, I'm not looking for just ANYONE to walk up on me. I'm talking an invasion of happy cat ear emotes, broken english, and drama. Even you, as tough as you may be, can't provide that kind of negative energy.


Why does Al Gore sounds like a professional wrestler's screen name?
Because he gets slammed and knocked around without sustaining any lasting damage.

Guts/Batman
03-07-2007, 04:23 PM
And gives wet sloppy kisses on national television.

Guts/Batman
03-07-2007, 04:24 PM
Cel-e-brate good times, come on!

*Sings* Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche in middle of the night. Blinded by the light.

Froggy
03-07-2007, 04:31 PM
And gives wet sloppy kisses on national television.

que tal senor?

Gladiaria_Alata
03-07-2007, 05:15 PM
And gives wet sloppy kisses on national television.

Yech! >.< .....

Stretch Dude
03-07-2007, 06:58 PM
I have been charged from on high with bringing fear into the hearts of those who would besmirch the Rumbles name. And He who hath given me this task hath given unto me an object of great power to accomplish this. Give me your trolls, your spambots, your unreasonable posters and violators of grammar...

*holds Yeo's Steel Folding Chair of Reason high above his head*

...and they shall be cleansed.

Froggy
03-07-2007, 07:15 PM
http://groups.msn.com/ultimatespidermanonlinecomic/issue084.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=42492

showtime at the gallows?

Guts/Batman
03-07-2007, 08:14 PM
I have been charged from on high with bringing fear into the hearts of those who would besmirch the Rumbles name. And He who hath given me this task hath given unto me an object of great power to accomplish this. Give me your trolls, your spambots, your unreasonable posters and violators of grammar...

*holds Yeo's Steel Folding Chair of Reason high above his head*

...and they shall be cleansed.

Such a high responsibility...

biggsdacat
03-08-2007, 01:10 AM
Interesting little quote by Jim Ross on his latest blog:

"Who out drew who? Who had the biggest year ever for a wrestler in the WWE? We get this question a great deal. Steve Austin had by far the biggest single year ever and had several huge money making years to go along with that one. Hogan may have had more years on top as he was in a main event position longer than Austin, but no one in WWE history ever surpassed Steve's single season earnings record. For the good of the business, I hope someone does some day"

This comment was in response to questions he recieved regarding the drawing power of austin and hogan, and who's was greater.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-08-2007, 04:11 AM
I have been charged from on high with bringing fear into the hearts of those who would besmirch the Rumbles name. And He who hath given me this task hath given unto me an object of great power to accomplish this. Give me your trolls, your spambots, your unreasonable posters and violators of grammar...

*holds Yeo's Steel Folding Chair of Reason high above his head*

...and they shall be cleansed.

*nonplussed*

Ooooo! Shiny! *steals YSFCoR* *runs*

Devon C.
03-08-2007, 05:45 AM
It's a well known fact that J.R. and Austin are boys. And from what I heard, they both hate Hogan.

Ooooo! Shiny! *steals YSFCoR* *runs*
She's bold, ladies and gentlemen, she's bold.

biggsdacat
03-08-2007, 06:24 AM
It's a well known fact that J.R. and Austin are boys. And from what I heard, they both hate Hogan.


She's bold, ladies and gentlemen, she's bold.

Do you not believe him? That seems to be the vibe I'm getting from your post. JR should know how much the two have earned over the years anyway, and I see no way of disproving what the guy said. Can you prove this isn't the case? I think what he said is the truth.

I also don't see any problem with austin holding the record for a single season. It's only one season, and JR was more than clear about how much money hogan made the WWE. I think he paid respect to both wrestlers, with his emphasis obviously on Steve. That doesn't mean hogan wasn't the biggest draw ever though. It just means that austin had the single biggest year.

Froggy
03-08-2007, 07:37 AM
Marlon wayans and kenny lofton with beef? hahahhah

Gladiaria_Alata
03-08-2007, 09:33 AM
She's bold, ladies and gentlemen, she's bold.

Heh. :D ....

DABishop
03-08-2007, 03:17 PM
In all of your travels in the expanse of the internet, what are the biggest examples (websites, fanfiction, shipping, etc.) of why the internet should be locked up and destroyed with explosives?

Blake Petit
03-08-2007, 03:20 PM
The fact that I knew about Spider-Man Unmasked and Captain America #25 long before I got to the comic shop on those days.

Blake Petit
03-08-2007, 03:20 PM
Double posts.

Kevin M.
03-08-2007, 03:28 PM
The fact that fan girls mess up everything they touch.

S J C
03-08-2007, 03:37 PM
ED x AL
Itachi x Sasuke
Rukia x Byakuya
and so on.

Blor
03-08-2007, 03:44 PM
I have to go with fangirls and fanboys ruining some really good animes/mangas and comics.

But one of the things I hate is really, really bad porn that you just cannot avoid. Such as taking a wrong turn at Newgrounds.

Deviant Juvenile
03-08-2007, 03:46 PM
I have to go with fangirls and fanboys ruining some really good animes/mangas and comics.

But one of the things I hate is really, really bad porn that you just cannot avoid. Such as taking a wrong turn at Newgrounds.

Or a wrong turn on the net in general.

MaxofSteel
03-08-2007, 03:47 PM
There's some pretty effed up porn sites on the interwebs that's for sure.

I should also menton that the above statement is the biggest understatement in existence. Ever.

MaxofSteel
03-08-2007, 03:50 PM
Whoo! Spring Break, Bitches!

Who wants to have a sexy party!?

*puts on boogie pants*

kain5252
03-08-2007, 03:52 PM
Whoo! Spring Break, Bitches!

Who wants to have a sexy party!?

*puts on boogie pants*


Party?..... I bring booze *runs off to get booze*

Chevan
03-08-2007, 04:05 PM
In all of your travels in the expanse of the internet, what are the biggest examples (websites, fanfiction, shipping, etc.) of why the internet should be locked up and destroyed with explosives?

/b/. Not /k/, /co/, /po/, or /tv/, though. Those can be downright decent at times.

Nik Hasta
03-08-2007, 04:07 PM
Guro-chan.

Legato
03-08-2007, 04:12 PM
Whining fanboys complaining for the sake of it when it comes to comics and comicbook films.

Dont get me started with Hentai.

Yun Lao
03-08-2007, 04:23 PM
Guro-chan.

I have to agree with you there...that alone is a pretty worthy reason of why the internet should be nuked.

kain5252
03-08-2007, 04:30 PM
Theres really to much for me to list. Ill just go with crappy Fanfic and plain old stupidity.

Ice'Lord
03-08-2007, 04:32 PM
Spam, and bad porn.
But seriously spammers should be locked up in a dark room, and be forced to read all the messages they sent.

Len Ikari145
03-08-2007, 04:40 PM
Or a wrong turn on the net in general.

Tell me about it. Recently, I stumbled upon one particular porn site and was introduced to a few exceedingly disturbing pics involving two dudes. To express my reaction in a few words: I nearly vomited....several times.-_-

Now, for the sake of my sanity, I've abstained from ever setting foot on any Hentai sites until those images are completely purged from my mind.

The internet is a treacherous domain indeed and there are times I seriously believe we would be better off without it.

Johnny_Storm
03-08-2007, 04:43 PM
Guro-chan.

Ok...I totally don't know what that is. However for me Disney porn pretty much screwed up my online innocents. I definetly watch where I tread now.

kain5252
03-08-2007, 04:46 PM
The internet is a treacherous domain indeed and there are times I seriously we would be better off without it.

The problem is, the internet has consumed far to many souls to be destroyed now.

Darth Joker
03-08-2007, 05:07 PM
Being an on-and-off pro wrestling fan, it's difficult to overstate the effect that the internet has had on pro wrestling.

Personally, I think that the onset of the internet is one of the principle reasons for the breaking of 'kayfabe' in pro wrestling back in the mid-to-late 90s. It's made it so that very little in pro wrestling is genuinely a surprise any more - twists and turns in the pro wrestling world are now reported way ahead in advance, so very little is a shock any more. Also, due to the breaking of 'kayfabe', you don't really get lost in a good pro wrestling angle/feud by suspending disbelief like you could do in the past.

More generally speaking, the internet has become a pretty unwieldy, and heavily commercialized (with advertisements/pop-up ads) medium.

I've come to like visiting blogs, and using chats from time to time, though I'm still a message board type of guy. MySpace pages just hurt my eyes and ears half the time. They're real bandwith crushers, and I find that you run across quite a few of them just by doing image searches on Google for your favourtie characters (and new characters that you just heard about, and are researching).

MaxofSteel
03-08-2007, 05:16 PM
Ok...I totally don't know what that is.

I didn't know either so I Google'd it.

... I... recomend you don't.

Chevan
03-08-2007, 05:25 PM
Ok...I totally don't know what that is.

In a nutshell, it's a mutilation fetish.



And the internet isn't that bad of a place. Give it a couple months and you're hardened to most everything it can throw at you. Whether it's guro, yiff, shota, or tf, you won't necessarily like like, but you'll be able to take it in stride.

Johnny_Storm
03-08-2007, 05:30 PM
[QUOTE=Chevan;4500920]In a nutshell, it's a mutilation fetish.
QUOTE]

Yeah, I'll take MaxofSteel's word and steer clear, espeacially seeing as how I'll faint if I see any dental related torture.

Radical
03-08-2007, 05:35 PM
In all of your travels in the expanse of the internet, what are the biggest examples (websites, fanfiction, shipping, etc.) of why the internet should be locked up and destroyed with explosives?

:eek: ...You're kidding, right?

Chrosis
03-08-2007, 05:36 PM
In a nutshell, it's a mutilation fetish.



And the internet isn't that bad of a place. Give it a couple months and you're hardened to most everything it can throw at you. Whether it's guro, yiff, shota, or tf, you won't necessarily like like, but you'll be able to take it in stride.

I've seen it, and I was scarred for life. So far, I've only gotten the name of the S.O.B. who drew it. Eventually, I'll find out where he lives.

THEN we'll see how much he likes mutilation.

Stretch Dude
03-08-2007, 05:49 PM
*nonplussed*

Ooooo! Shiny! *steals YSFCoR* *runs*

*chases Gladiaria*

Come back here, you swine!

Froggy
03-08-2007, 05:54 PM
Whoo! Spring Break, Bitches!

Who wants to have a sexy party!?

*puts on boogie pants*

*Cops bust in* PARTIES OVER HIPPIES *Pull down MaxofSteel's pants, cause cop#1 hates the fun*

"NOW WE PANTS U AND LAFF!"

Tommy
03-08-2007, 05:54 PM
Whoo! Spring Break, Bitches!

Who wants to have a sexy party!?
Someone is stealing my lines.
*puts on boogie pants*

I will provide some music... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IZ_sp5cDQ4)

MaxofSteel
03-08-2007, 06:09 PM
I will provide some music... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IZ_sp5cDQ4)

Now that's music to boogie to!

Unfortunately however my boogie pants have been confiscated. It appears that... well... I'm too sexy for them. :cool:

Tommy
03-08-2007, 06:10 PM
Unfortunately however my boogie pants have been confiscated. It appears that... well... I'm too sexy for them. :cool:

Well then you must do you little turn on the catwalk.

Shield of Life
03-08-2007, 06:12 PM
Dude - it's a drawing.

Not like he did it for real.

Seriously, if you don't like certain things, don't visit those pages. And if you stumble into those things, then don't get hung up on it.

Eternal Torment
03-08-2007, 06:30 PM
I'm brining the food! *dips the salsa in salt*

Chrosis
03-08-2007, 06:41 PM
Dude - it's a drawing.

Not like he did it for real.

Seriously, if you don't like certain things, don't visit those pages. And if you stumble into those things, then don't get hung up on it.

Now that I've been reminded of it,it won't get out of my head...

But seriously, I don't need to see...

WARNING: Don't read this unless you're, well, older. It's disturbing.

A chick with three pairs of breasts sewn to her chest, all of her limbs amputated and beeding badly, chained to a wall by her throat, the skin around her groin flayed off, screaming in agony as she is forced to grind a woman in a similar position to her, save the fact that she's missing an eye and all the skin on one half of her body. That, and she's been nailed to the ground with foot long spikes in her arms above the elbow and thighs.

I am going to kill that man!!!

Shield of Life
03-08-2007, 06:45 PM
...Fairly gruesome - though my sensitivity is lowered because I've hung around people who are sexually aroused by torture, people who cut themselves for fun, and so forth.

Chevan
03-08-2007, 06:46 PM
A chick with three pairs of breasts sewn to her chest, all of her limbs amputated and beeding badly, chained to a wall by her throat, the skin around her groin flayed off, screaming in agony as she is forced to grind a woman in a similar position to her, save the fact that she's missing an eye and all the skin on one half of her body. That, and she's been nailed to the ground with foot long spikes in her arms above the elbow and thighs.


I've seen worse.

Believe me, with time you learn to ignore that it exists.

Chrosis
03-08-2007, 06:52 PM
I've seen worse.

Believe me, with time you learn to ignore that it exists.

I've seen worse too. I'm afraid that if I went further, it might be grounds for a temp-ban.:(

Why in the fuck would a man draw that, let alone be aroused by it?

Chevan
03-08-2007, 06:58 PM
Why in the fuck would a man draw that, let alone be aroused by it?

You might as well ask yourself why you're aroused by *insert whatever you're aroused by*. There's no choice involved in things like this; for most people, that's just the way they are and always have been.

Mr.Writer
03-08-2007, 06:59 PM
To quote the Punisher, killing many internet freaks would be "chlorine in the gene pool."

Where's my shotgun.

Far From Realmer
03-08-2007, 07:01 PM
Fanwankers, seriously i've seen the G-chan, I've seen the yaoi, but nothing and i do mean NOTHING bothers me more than people who endlessly wank or hate on a some fictional world, character, etc.

Devon C.
03-08-2007, 07:13 PM
http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/stuff2/DSC00726.jpg

This is what perjury will do to you. I'm just trying to make up for lost time; I haven't been keeping up with the news as well as I used to.

Darth Joker
03-08-2007, 07:13 PM
...And there's what's been discussed in the last few posts on the thread.

You can become desensitized to this sort of material, but that in itself is at least arguably a bad thing. It's good to have a firm constitution, but is it worth a warped mind (and I'm including myself here - there's times when I think some of the things I've stumbled across on the internet should outrage me more than it does)?

Chrosis
03-08-2007, 07:20 PM
Fanwankers, seriously i've seen the G-chan, I've seen the yaoi, but nothing and i do mean NOTHING bothers me more than people who endlessly wank or hate on a some fictional world, character, etc.

But you know what? Bleach is a complete ripoff of Yu-Yu-Hakusho. It sucks, and there's almost nothing original about it.

...

I'm kidding. I feel the need to hurt things when people say that.

Chevan
03-08-2007, 07:35 PM
You can become desensitized to this sort of material, but that in itself is at least arguably a bad thing. It's good to have a firm constitution, but is it worth a warped mind?

I don't believe that desensitization to the more extreme ends of human sexuality means that someone's mind is warped. Just because someone is used to and not shocked by the idea that some people out there are aroused by pain doesn't mean that that person is going to spontaneously develop a pain fetish.

Having a 'weak' or 'strong' constitution towards things of dubious (or plain) morality has nothing to do with one's propensity for that act. Personally, I've come to terms with guro; I find it extremely squicky and very unpleasant, but just because I don't want to throw up when I see it doesn't mean I like it.

MKTerra
03-08-2007, 07:44 PM
I say, long live the Internet! I doubt I'd close it for anything.

Darth Joker
03-08-2007, 07:55 PM
I don't believe that desensitization to the more extreme ends of human sexuality means that someone's mind is warped.

I have to disagree, at least to some extent.

Some things are morally, and ethically, wrong. Period.

I realized the other day that due to what I've read/seen on the internet, I could almost... almost... not be disgusted by the thought of two people engaging in incest. That's disturbing, and I actually had to 'catch myself', so to speak, to realize the dark corridors that the internet can take you down if you let it.

It's a dark subtle seduction.

Just because someone is used to and not shocked by the idea that some people out there are aroused by pain doesn't mean that that person is going to spontaneously develop a pain fetish.

A pain fetish is sadism and/or masochism. I'm not shocked by the idea, either, though I think it's good to keep it in proper perspective.

Guts/Batman
03-08-2007, 07:57 PM
*nonplussed*

Ooooo! Shiny! *steals YSFCoR* *runs*

The Yeo will not be happy for this. Though he may be more unhappy with Stretch...

Devon C.
03-08-2007, 08:04 PM
DWIGHT HOWARD'S GNAWING AT OUR ANKLES! The PAIN!

Chevan
03-08-2007, 08:07 PM
Some things are morally, and ethically, wrong. Period.

I agree with you that there are some things that the majority of today's society has decided are never right.

But I disagree that disgust and revulsion are the necessary reactions to those things. I believe that as long as someone is aware that something is morally wrong, however they react is irrelevant.

But to be completely honest, that's coming from a guy who can stare down nearly everything that the various *chans have to offer and not bat an eye, so take it with a huge grain of salt. Still, it's nice talking with someone on the other side of the internet's fence.

Guts/Batman
03-08-2007, 08:10 PM
Like Jeff Van Gundy?

Eternal Torment
03-08-2007, 08:16 PM
Steve Guttenberg, YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS!

Radical
03-08-2007, 08:34 PM
Do it because "The Internet is for Porn! The Internet is for Porn!" etc. :D

Just trying to put this back on track. :o

Stretch Dude
03-08-2007, 08:41 PM
The Yeo will not be happy for this. Though he may be more unhappy with Stretch...

I SAY THEE NAY!

*Yeo's Steel Folding Chair of Reason returns to Stretch's hands, taking the scenic route upside Gladiaria's head in the process*

MaxofSteel
03-08-2007, 09:33 PM
This sexy party's going nowhere...

Maybe I should get naked? Hm.

No, no. That'd be far too sexy.

kain5252
03-08-2007, 09:37 PM
This sexy party's going nowhere...

Maybe I should get naked? Hm.

No, no. That'd be far too sexy.

Should we clone you again and put you back into awsome pirate mode?

Froggy
03-08-2007, 09:42 PM
This sexy party's going nowhere...

Maybe I should get naked? Hm.

No, no. That'd be far too sexy.

SCARY IS MORE LIKE IT! GYAH!:eek:

*hops off inot middle of street, due to contemplating suicide cause of MaxofSteel*

"Lucky i have antoher life

MaxofSteel
03-08-2007, 10:21 PM
Should we clone you again and put you back into awsome pirate mode?

I never got out of awesome pirate mode. :cool:

SCARY IS MORE LIKE IT! GYAH!:eek:

*hops off inot middle of street, due to contemplating suicide cause of MaxofSteel*

"Lucky i have antoher life

I know. My sexiness is too much to handle.

Devon C.
03-08-2007, 10:33 PM
I never got out of awesome pirate mode. :cool:
That's...not...cool.



I know. My sexiness is too much to handle.
Austin Powers syndrome.

MaxofSteel
03-08-2007, 10:43 PM
That's...not...cool.

Isn't it!?.... Or is it in fact the coolest thing EVER!!!?

Austin Powers syndrome.

More like, "MaxofSteel ... awesome...-drome" :cool:



























... ok I'll work on that joke. But when it's ready? You'll be blown away.

Froggy
03-08-2007, 10:47 PM
you better work on that joke or i'll chop off your awesome-stache and feed it to the DOGS OF KHAZAN!

Guts/Batman
03-08-2007, 10:52 PM
... ok I'll work on that joke. But when it's ready? You'll be blown away.

Indeed. You do need to do more than "awesome". Comedians who tell the same joke over and over and over again cease to be funny...

Devon C.
03-08-2007, 10:52 PM
You can always get Madea to beat him up.

http://www.black-collegian.com/extracurricular/images/ph_madea.jpg

Everybody goes down to Miss Mabel. She would have it no other way.

Edit: Guts, what about Gallagher and the watermelons?

MaxofSteel
03-08-2007, 11:03 PM
You can always get Madea to beat him up.

http://www.black-collegian.com/extracurricular/images/ph_madea.jpg

That's all right. I'm much too busy to get beat up at the moment.

*works on more jokes*

Guts/Batman
03-08-2007, 11:09 PM
Edit: Guts, what about Gallagher and the watermelons?

Wouldn't know. Haven't seen it.

MaxofSteel
03-08-2007, 11:18 PM
Wouldn't know. Haven't seen it.

Gallagher smashes watermellons with a hammer at the end of every stand up performace.

It's pretty spectacular. And delicious.

biggsdacat
03-09-2007, 12:30 AM
Gallagher smashes watermellons with a hammer at the end of every stand up performace.

It's pretty spectacular. And delicious.

You're pretty spectacular and delicious.

Burn.

Why?

Dunno.

Miburohunter929
03-09-2007, 12:32 AM
You're pretty spectacular and delicious.

Burn.

Why?

Dunno.

Damn. You sure shut him the fuck up.

And here I was thinking you might be losing your touch....

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

*Punches in the face*

biggsdacat
03-09-2007, 12:39 AM
Damn. You sure shut him the fuck up.

And here I was thinking you might be losing your touch....

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

*Punches in the face*

What the fuck ever, man. All I know is I just, and I mean JUST, got into the recent superman vs goku thread before it was lost forever, with this little gem:

IN BEFORE THE LOCK!!!

HI!!!

BEFORE THE BAN!!!!

Both of which happened, right afterwards.

I Fucking, PWNZRD that threads ass off.

*DX crotch chop, followed by a motor boat on MH's mom*

brrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrr. Motorboat. brrrrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrr

Ya like that MH? Yeah you do, ya sick freak.

LOLRZ.

Miburohunter929
03-09-2007, 12:43 AM
What the fuck ever, man. All I know is I just, and I mean JUST, got into the recent superman vs goku thread before it was lost forever, with this little gem:



Both of which happened, right afterwards.

I Fucking, PWNZRD that threads ass off.

*DX crotch chop, followed by a motor boat on MH's mom*

brrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrr. Motorboat. brrrrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrr

Ya like that MH? Yeah you do, ya sick freak.

LOLRZ.

Damn, you fucked that thread right the fuck up.

You still make me proud. It almost makes me sad to know that I sold your body to colombian drug lords as a drug mule.

Almost.

*Miburo Uppercut to your face, followed by Victory Pushups.*

Stop! Wait!

Hammer Time.

biggsdacat
03-09-2007, 12:49 AM
Damn, you fucked that thread right the fuck up.

You still make me proud. It almost makes me sad to know that I sold your body to colombian drug lords as a drug mule.

Almost.

*Miburo Uppercut to your face, followed by Victory Pushups.*

Stop! Wait!

Hammer Time.


*Gets up to electric slide...............................and have a cig*

But fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst,

It's peanut butta jelly time, peanut butta jelly time, peanutbuttajelly, peanutbuttajelly, peanutbuttajelly wit a baseball bat.

Hamma time.

Sidenote: We totally just owned this thread.

FACE!!!!!

MaxofSteel
03-09-2007, 06:31 AM
You're pretty spectacular and delicious.

Burn.

Why?

Dunno.

That's pretty fucked up. And delicious.








Hey guys I need a new word for the day. Something with "oopmh", something with... "pizazz".



Preferably something made up.



Otherwise I'll just go with what I planned: " Flingalangaflooflam"

biggsdacat
03-09-2007, 06:50 AM
That's pretty fucked up. And delicious.








Hey guys I need a new word for the day. Something with "oopmh", something with... "pizazz".



Preferably something made up.



Otherwise I'll just go with what I planned: " Flingalangaflooflam"

What about:

Horribliculous

As in, maxofsteel is so lame, he combines the words ridiculous and horrible into one uber, mega diss. Horribliculous.

MaxofSteel
03-09-2007, 06:55 AM
What about:

Horribliculous

As in, maxofsteel is so lame, he combines the words ridiculous and horrible into one uber, mega diss. Horribliculous.

Hm.

No, no. That word sucks.

Something else.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-09-2007, 07:03 AM
*chases Gladiaria*

Come back here, you swine!

Hey!

I've seen worse too. I'm afraid that if I went further, it might be grounds for a temp-ban.:(

Why in the fuck would a man draw that, let alone be aroused by it?

Sounds quite squicky enough. Blech!

The Yeo will not be happy for this. Though he may be more unhappy with Stretch...

Heheheheh.

I have to disagree, at least to some extent.

Some things are morally, and ethically, wrong. Period.

I realized the other day that due to what I've read/seen on the internet, I could almost... almost... not be disgusted by the thought of two people engaging in incest. That's disturbing, and I actually had to 'catch myself', so to speak, to realize the dark corridors that the internet can take you down if you let it.

It's a dark subtle seduction.


Yup. *nods*

Do it because "The Internet is for Porn! The Internet is for Porn!" etc. :D

Just trying to put this back on track. :o

*shakes fist* I just got song out for my head, dammit. >.<

I SAY THEE NAY!

*Yeo's Steel Folding Chair of Reason returns to Stretch's hands, taking the scenic route upside Gladiaria's head in the process*

*deadpans* Ouch. :rolleyes:

Should we clone you again and put you back into awsome pirate mode?

Sounds.... interesting.

MaxofSteel
03-09-2007, 07:25 AM
*Munches on some Cheerios*

Mmmm. Honey Bunches of O's! I love breakfast time.

I think I've even been inspired to come up with a new word! :

"Cheeriocunsumptomagnificationism" - noun. To comsume a greater and greater amount of Cheerios, such that the stomach becomes full and extremely satisfied; to gorge or grub on some tastey O's.

I'll be using this word again later. :cool:

Froggy
03-09-2007, 07:35 AM
Caligula!@?

kain5252
03-09-2007, 08:28 AM
Sounds.... interesting.

Yes, its great for things like target practice.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-09-2007, 09:32 AM
Yes, its great for things like target practice.

:confused:


W00t! 1000 posts! Yay! :D

kain5252
03-09-2007, 09:52 AM
:confused:


W00t! 1000 posts! Yay! :D

Congrats.


The last time we made clones of Max. They were just pretty much cannon fobber for everyone to destroy, shoot, burn, reality warp, etc.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-09-2007, 11:48 AM
Congrats.


The last time we made clones of Max. They were just pretty much cannon fobber for everyone to destroy, shoot, burn, reality warp, etc.

Aa. *nods*








Sounds fun. ^.~

Froggy
03-09-2007, 04:26 PM
I want a max clone to dress up in a barney suit and sell to CHINA!:mad:

Devon C.
03-09-2007, 04:30 PM
Yeah, last sunday when Chicago took on the Bucks, was I the only one who thought Milwaukee turned on Redd and his crew?

Vakanai
03-09-2007, 04:32 PM
I want a max clone to dress up in a barney suit and sell to CHINA!:mad:

If your selling to China, wouldn't a panda suit be more appropiate?:evilsmile

Froggy
03-09-2007, 04:33 PM
Yeah, last sunday when Chicago took on the Bucks, was I the only one who thought Milwaukee turned on Redd and his crew?

naw

question, was I the only one who thought lebron got robbed of a in ya face moment to detroit with that "supposed" last second shot?

Gladiaria_Alata
03-09-2007, 06:24 PM
naw

question, was I the only one who thought lebron got robbed of a in ya face moment to detroit with that "supposed" last second shot?

Why, hello Kermit! :D ;)

Froggy
03-09-2007, 07:04 PM
Why, hello Kermit! :D ;)
HI Gladiaria Alata! see you like the new avatar!

Guts/Batman
03-09-2007, 07:07 PM
I like my Kermit avatar better. though that does kick ass.

Froggy
03-09-2007, 07:08 PM
I like my Kermit avatar better. though that does kick ass.

thanks, and what was yours? I probably saw it but dont remember. it was iether this one or....STatic with the milestone cap and the brown trenchcoat

Guts/Batman
03-09-2007, 07:16 PM
Smoking a joint.