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DoctorDoom
03-01-2007, 10:18 AM
Happy Birthday!

Thus Proclaims Doom!

S J C
03-01-2007, 10:20 AM
Happy birthday JCALL have a deathray

http://www.4pointgames.com/museum/fanart/arminguger/deathray_c.jpg

Sharpandpointies
03-01-2007, 10:22 AM
Happy Birthday, JCall! :)

EevilJ
03-01-2007, 11:29 AM
Happy Birthday, JCAll.

Tommy
03-01-2007, 11:41 AM
No one wants to talk to me!!!!:(

*runs away crying*

MaxofSteel
03-01-2007, 11:45 AM
No one wants to talk to me!!!!:(

*runs away crying*

*Gasp* Someone in distress!

Away!!!

*Crashes into a billboard*

Dalak
03-01-2007, 11:52 AM
Happy B-Day man!!


Let's hope that it ends in Sex like so many great rumbles here :D

Tommy
03-01-2007, 11:57 AM
*Gasp* Someone in distress!

Away!!!

*Crashes into a billboard*

Thanks Quagmire.

choptop
03-01-2007, 01:16 PM
JCAll my man Happy Birthday.

Len Ikari145
03-01-2007, 01:26 PM
*Gasp* Someone in distress!

Away!!!

*Crashes into a billboard*

*blinks, then glares angrily* you crazy bastard, you ruined the "Hooters" billboard!

Now what am I going to look at when I'm stuck in a traffic jam?:p

Eternal Torment
03-01-2007, 01:28 PM
*blinks, then glares angrily* you crazy bastard, you ruined the "Hooters" billboard!

Now what am I going to look at when I'm stuck in a traffic jam?:p

Just keep some hentai pictures in your car. But no loli hentai. You don't need to get TOO distracted.

hitokiri_
03-01-2007, 01:35 PM
Indeed....

*Shakes head*

oh hell no!

Guts/Batman
03-01-2007, 01:37 PM
Happy Birthday, buddy!

I would take this opportunity to turn this thread into a Google Image Search thread but I have a paper to write...

Dalak
03-01-2007, 01:38 PM
Happy Birthday, buddy!

I would take this opportunity to turn this thread into a Google Image Search thread but I have a paper to write...

I can see it now . . . . "JCAll vs Darth Sideous" :D

SSJVegeta
03-01-2007, 01:44 PM
Happy B-Day, JCAll!

Tommy
03-01-2007, 02:09 PM
Just never carpool with Samuel L. "Get these muthaf*****g tentacles off this muthaf*****g car!"

Well at least you are not a white women chained to him.

Eternal Torment
03-01-2007, 02:19 PM
Well at least you are not a white women chained to him.

So you walk down the street one day when you see Samuel L. Jackson fight off tentacle monsters with a silver briefcase in a Jaguar while a white woman chained to him is being dragged across the pavement.

Spidey-kid1
03-01-2007, 02:27 PM
Happy Birthday, JCALL :)

Here, have a radioative Spider,
http://static.flickr.com/25/97269905_49779ce623.jpg

PS. I proclaim this the spider from Ultimate Spiderman so once it bits, hope you live.:evilsmile :p

MaxofSteel
03-01-2007, 03:08 PM
So you walk down the street one day when you see Samuel L. Jackson fight off tentacle monsters with a silver briefcase in a Jaguar while a white woman chained to him is being dragged across the pavement.

Don't forget. There's gotta be a shark in there too. AND some raptors.

kain5252
03-01-2007, 03:56 PM
Don't forget. There's gotta be a shark in there too. AND some raptors.

Along with Droids and Sith Lords.

Len Ikari145
03-01-2007, 04:00 PM
Don't you mean tenticle? :confused:

And don't you mean tentacle?

Yay! I win the contest for correctional spelling! What's my prize?:D

kain5252
03-01-2007, 04:07 PM
And don't you mean tentacle?

Yay! I win the contest for correctional spelling! What's my prize?:D

A cookie...... you get to pick what kind!

Len Ikari145
03-01-2007, 04:11 PM
A cookie...... you get to pick what kind!

Yay! *munches happily on his Double Stuff Oreo cookie*

Gladiaria_Alata
03-01-2007, 04:13 PM
And don't you mean tentacle?

Yay! I win the contest for correctional spelling! What's my prize?:D

*headdesk*


Your prize?


Hmmmmm. How about the pushy cat currently headbutting my shins?

Gladiaria_Alata
03-01-2007, 04:23 PM
Clearly you've never seen tactical rape hentai. Gives whole new meanings to phrases they use in tactical stuff.

Heh????? :confused:

Guts/Batman
03-01-2007, 04:34 PM
Clearly you've never seen tactical rape hentai. Gives whole new meanings to phrases they use in tactical stuff.

Bwahahahahahahahaha...

Froggy
03-01-2007, 04:43 PM
Don't you mean tenticle? :confused:

no, he means TACTICAL. stuff gets strategic!~

BitVyper
03-01-2007, 04:55 PM
Happy birthday, and such.

Froggy
03-01-2007, 05:01 PM
HAPPy bIRTHDAY TO YAAAAAAAAAS

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 05:13 PM
That's what Stretch does. Only he can't break my mind anymore.

I can still try.

Guts/Batman
03-01-2007, 05:16 PM
I can still try.

That's where the fun is.

Super Samurai
03-01-2007, 06:09 PM
My mind was already broken aways back. I don't even know how I'm posting this right now...

Devon C.
03-01-2007, 06:12 PM
Next time Stretch posts something that you don't get, remember that he's like Dennis Rodman; it's his job to mess with your head. If you still don't get it, I'm always here to laugh at you brutally until you do.

All that said, Stretch seems to be a bit off the ball today.

Froggy
03-01-2007, 06:13 PM
My mind was already broken aways back. I don't even know how I'm posting this right now...

I know how you feel.....but i'm just posting now







FOR VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that and is hould've known cody from final fight was a adrenaline junkie

Super Samurai
03-01-2007, 06:20 PM
Next time Stretch posts something that you don't get, remember that he's like Dennis Rodman; it's his job to mess with your head. If you still don't get it, I'm always here to laugh at you brutally until you do.

All that said, Stretch seems to be a bit off the ball today.


Must be tough for him to think of new hair colors to wear...

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 06:24 PM
Next time Stretch posts something that you don't get, remember that he's like Dennis Rodman; it's his job to mess with your head. If you still don't get it, I'm always here to laugh at you brutally until you do.

All that said, Stretch seems to be a bit off the ball today.

I'll off your ball!

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 06:25 PM
Must be tough for him to think of new hair colors to wear...

I use Mood Hair. It's easier. *hair turns bright magenta*

Thing is, I have no idea what each color represents.

*hair turns yellow ochre*

Eternal Torment
03-01-2007, 06:27 PM
Any colour except jet black means you are in the mood for dickery. Jet black means you are in the process of being a dick.

Guts/Batman
03-01-2007, 06:30 PM
I'll off your ball!

*Thinks about this*

This one won't end well. Any way someone thinks about it.

Devon C.
03-01-2007, 06:31 PM
I'll off your ball!
Comeback Rule # 15: Never say anything that can, in any way, be intentionally misinterpreted as a double entendre or outright solicitation.

Guts/Batman
03-01-2007, 06:31 PM
I use Mood Hair. It's easier. *hair turns bright magenta*

It's Yaoi Fangirl Goku!!!

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 06:41 PM
Any colour except jet black means you are in the mood for dickery. Jet black means you are in the process of being a dick.

Considering that my hair is naturally black, this explains a few things.

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 06:42 PM
Comeback Rule # 15: Never say anything that can, in any way, be intentionally misinterpreted as a double entendre or outright solicitation.

Clearly you are unfamiliar with the powers of the Innuendoforce.

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 06:42 PM
*Thinks about this*

This one won't end well. Any way someone thinks about it.

I'll end your well!

Guts/Batman
03-01-2007, 06:43 PM
I'll end your well!

My well does need ending...

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 06:43 PM
It's Yaoi Fangirl Goku!!!

....

*dumps more solvents than is healthy into hair*

.... :eek:

IT BURRRRRRRRNS!!!

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 06:44 PM
My well does need ending...

I'm quite certain it does.

Devon C.
03-01-2007, 06:46 PM
Clearly you are unfamiliar with the powers of the Innuendoforce.
Innuendoforce lost its power years ago, like, around the late 90s, when the reasons for innuendo, funny sitcoms, died out.

Guts/Batman
03-01-2007, 06:48 PM
....

*dumps more solvents than is healthy into hair*

.... :eek:

IT BURRRRRRRRNS!!!

Sounds like it, buddy. Getting rid of Yaoi fangirl hair will do that.

Devon C.
03-01-2007, 06:48 PM
....

*dumps more solvents than is healthy into hair*

.... :eek:

IT BURRRRRRRRNS!!!
It's not the hair. It's the brain that's under the bone which is protected by the tissue and skin that is covered with the hair.

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 06:53 PM
Innuendoforce lost its power years ago, like, around the late 90s, when the reasons for innuendo, funny sitcoms, died out.

Bah! I have forged a new Innuendoforce during the many Downtowns, with the power of my mighty wrongness!

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 06:54 PM
Sounds like it, buddy. Getting rid of Yaoi fangirl hair will do that.

The...pain... the... pain...

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 06:55 PM
It's not the hair. It's the brain that's under the bone which is protected by the tissue and skin that is covered with the hair.

...

...

...Yes?

Devon C.
03-01-2007, 06:59 PM
The thing that Guts suggested has nothing to do with the hair. It's gone past that; it's inside you now, and it doesn't want to go.

Stretch Dude
03-01-2007, 07:01 PM
The thing that Guts suggested has nothing to do with the hair. It's gone past that; it's inside you now, and it doesn't want to go.

But... but...

I DON'T WANNA BE KAWAII!!!

Devon C.
03-01-2007, 07:10 PM
It would pain me to see a man become a filthy, bug eyed, "cute" creature. So here's how you fight this, at least according to a guy I know. He's no doctor, but a doc couldn't handle this, anyway:

Watch a full episode of Jackass. This'll make that lovey-dovey vessel in your bloodstream stop pumping when you see others' despair. Then, basically, get your testosterone a-flowin', and it should clear up in a few days.

MaxofSteel
03-01-2007, 07:18 PM
Watch a full episode of Jackass. This'll make that lovey-dovey vessel in your bloodstream stop pumping when you see others' despair. Then, basically, get your testosterone a-flowin', and it should clear up in a few days.

Better yet, watch either of the two movies. Better results with increased dosage.

Froggy
03-01-2007, 07:25 PM
Better yet, watch either of the two movies. Better results with increased dosage.

o god, the second movie.....that one dude is screwed for life......BOTH WAYS

The Dog
03-01-2007, 07:35 PM
It would pain me to see a man become a filthy, bug eyed, "cute" creature. So here's how you fight this, at least according to a guy I know. He's no doctor, but a doc couldn't handle this, anyway:

Watch a full episode of Jackass. This'll make that lovey-dovey vessel in your bloodstream stop pumping when you see others' despair. Then, basically, get your testosterone a-flowin', and it should clear up in a few days.

Actually, you should watch porn. Sick, twisted porn, the kind of porn that causes Care Bears to burst into flames from even the lightest of contact. It'll cause the Kawaii-ness to pour from your pores and run screaming into the night.

Just repeat dosage as necessary until every last molecule of the Kawaii-ness is out of your body.

JCAll
03-01-2007, 08:58 PM
What!? It's March already?
ACURSED FEBRUARY! :D

Vakanai
03-01-2007, 09:50 PM
What is Kawaii-ness? Like heck I'm going to read the last few pages! Thanks!

Devon C.
03-01-2007, 09:58 PM
What is Kawaii-ness?
A very annoying way to say "cuteness".

Froggy
03-01-2007, 10:03 PM
A very annoying way to say "cuteness".
Ahh thankyou,

Guts/Batman
03-01-2007, 10:26 PM
Especially since he was in the last issue of Firestorm...

I give you this guy!!!

http://game-brains.com/images/feb14_2005/boll-withbeer.jpg

Vakanai
03-01-2007, 10:52 PM
Damn! Cuteness, my one true weakness.

Vakanai
03-01-2007, 10:55 PM
Don't know where to ask, I don't think this has ever come up, but has there ever been a Batman vs. Negaduck thread?

Guts/Batman
03-01-2007, 11:01 PM
There are 4 threads. Just do a search. Go to the "Search forum" function at the top right of the forum.

Eternal Torment
03-02-2007, 07:21 AM
Actually, you should watch porn. Sick, twisted porn, the kind of porn that causes Care Bears to burst into flames from even the lightest of contact. It'll cause the Kawaii-ness to pour from your pores and run screaming into the night.

Just repeat dosage as necessary until every last molecule of the Kawaii-ness is out of your body.

But what if Stretch gets WORSE? And don't bother saying that he can't get any worse. Every time I said to myself, "This could get worse, but not by much," it got a LOT worse.

Froggy
03-02-2007, 07:33 AM
(In a cloud of smoke some fellow numbers converse)

# Five: aiight look: 6 was afraid of 7 because 7, 8(ate) 9.... but like, what they didn't tell you was that 88 got raped by 11 and now she fears all odd numbers. so like, does this mean that all odd numbers now bear the stereotype as being savages even though it was only 2 numbers 11 and 7 that did anything evil?

(takes another puff)

# Thirteen: see like, 666 is like the evilest number of all. and 40 gets all this praise as being a "righteous number" and all that being all up in the bible and shyt, but on the news, i heard 6 rectangles were gang-raped by 40 Triangles

# Five: see what i mean!

(all numbers shake heads in agreement.)

# Three: yea like, everybody hates odd numbers now. and whenever anybody is seen as being weird we call them "odd". why don't we ever call them even?


#Eight: because even numbers rule you. (fans away smoke as he steps in on conversation.)

#Three: excuse? did you just barge up in our convo and fan away our smoke?!

#Eight: chyea i did. all ya'll even numbers be on some filthy shyt. look even number 13 is unlucky. ya'll odd numbers be cursed. it's in the bible *math book* look we can even be halved and still come out as WHOLE numbers. biatches.

#Five: did you just call us odd?!?! yo, only odd numbers can call us odd numbers...you even!!

#Thirteen: yea and you got a lot of nerve to be talking shyt, Evenie, aren't you dating a Letter? (takes final puff of doja and blows smoke in 8's face.)

Stretch Dude
03-02-2007, 09:34 AM
But what if Stretch gets WORSE? And don't bother saying that he can't get any worse. Every time I said to myself, "This could get worse, but not by much," it got a LOT worse.

*replaces ET's blood with rancid marmalade*

Eternal Torment
03-02-2007, 09:42 AM
*replaces ET's blood with rancid marmalade*

ACK! *filters marmalade out* Anyways, I have made a threat in another thread. I'm gonna restart the Sailor Moon craze, wipe out all loli, exterminate all kawaii and turn all porn into gay porn should some try to kill me.

MaxofSteel
03-02-2007, 10:11 AM
*Eats leftover marmalade*

Hm. This marm's a little rancid. ...Oh well.

*continues*

Ew. I grossed myself out with that one... :cool:

Vakanai
03-02-2007, 10:33 AM
How many demon gods are there? Like ten or something?

Gladiaria_Alata
03-02-2007, 10:45 AM
'loha! You crazy bastards! :D









Damn I'm hungry. Fooooooooood. >.<

Eternal Torment
03-02-2007, 11:00 AM
'loha! You crazy bastards! :D









Damn I'm hungry. Fooooooooood. >.<

Feast on this! *takes a giant roast pig and crams it down Alata's throat* And for the drink... *takes 10 2-liter bottles of Pepsi and rams it down the throat* And for dessert... *rams the world's largest brownie down his throat* Don't forget to chew!

Len Ikari145
03-02-2007, 11:04 AM
Feast on this! *takes a giant roast pig and crams it down Alata's throat* And for the drink... *takes 10 2-liter bottles of Pepsi and rams it down the throat* And for dessert... *rams the world's largest brownie down his throat* Don't forget to chew!

I thought we had an unspoken rule not to harm the female posters due to their cuteness/sassiness aura? -gasps- How dare you go against the system?! *impales ET with Michael Jackson*

Gladiaria_Alata
03-02-2007, 11:11 AM
Feast on this! *takes a giant roast pig and crams it down Alata's throat* And for the drink... *takes 10 2-liter bottles of Pepsi and rams it down the throat* And for dessert... *rams the world's largest brownie down his throat* Don't forget to chew!

Thanks for the pepsi and the brownie. Yummy. :p Don't like pork though. Heheheh.

I thought we had an unspoken rule not to harm the female posters due to their cuteness/sassiness aura? -gasps- How dare you go against the system?! *impales ET with Michael Jackson*

Haahahaha! :D



Yay! Foods here! Stirfry. Yum yum.

EDIT: *blinks* Hoooo. I just found my sister doesn't like 'Follow the Yellow brick Road', according to her it sounds very sinister. o.O

The Dog
03-02-2007, 11:28 AM
But what if Stretch gets WORSE? And don't bother saying that he can't get any worse. Every time I said to myself, "This could get worse, but not by much," it got a LOT worse.

Alright, but let me ask you this: If he does get worse, would we really notice?

Eternal Torment
03-02-2007, 11:58 AM
Alright, but let me ask you this: If he does get worse, would we really notice?

Well, he could be pulling dickish pranks on us when we are in the safety of our homes.

Eternal Torment
03-02-2007, 12:00 PM
I thought we had an unspoken rule not to harm the female posters due to their cuteness/sassiness aura? -gasps- How dare you go against the system?! *impales ET with Michael Jackson*

*backhands Len* How was I supposed to know Alata was a girl?! *takes Michael Jackson and starts beating Len with him*

MaxofSteel
03-02-2007, 12:09 PM
*Burps*

Anybody want any marmalade?


I suddenly don't feel so good...

*Runs to the bathroom*

Gladiaria_Alata
03-02-2007, 12:09 PM
*backhands Len* How was I supposed to know Alata was a girl?! *takes Michael Jackson and starts beating Len with him*

OI!! *uses Burn Blade on Michael Jackson* It's not Len's fault that you missed all the threads where my gender was affirmed! :cool:

Vakanai
03-02-2007, 12:13 PM
There is no spork!



(Bored....)

Len Ikari145
03-02-2007, 12:16 PM
*backhands Len* How was I supposed to know Alata was a girl?! *takes Michael Jackson and starts beating Len with him*

*Len tags Orochimaru, who grabs a folded chair and smacks ET across the head with it* En garde! *grabs Orochimaru by the legs, brandishing him at ET like a makeshift sword*

Eternal Torment
03-02-2007, 12:19 PM
*Len tags Orochimaru, who grabs a folded chair and smacks ET across the head with it* En garde! *grabs Orochimaru by the legs, brandishing him at ET like a makeshift sword*


You push me. *takes out a boombox* There is no other choice. *presses a button* You die now. *Real American starts playing* *Hulk Hogan shows up and gives Len a Big Boot before Leg Dropping him* Ouch. Your death is my gain.

Tommy
03-02-2007, 12:23 PM
If everyone does not stop fighting I will kill this puppy.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9475/a244goldenretrieverpuppdn9.jpg

The Dog
03-02-2007, 01:07 PM
If everyone does not stop fighting I will kill this puppy.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/9475/a244goldenretrieverpuppdn9.jpg

Awww, what a cute puppy...

*Grabs it and bloodily eats it*

Oh well. At least I'm not so hungry anymore.

MaxofSteel
03-02-2007, 01:11 PM
Y'know what always goes good with puppies?

Relish.

Tommy
03-02-2007, 01:20 PM
Y'know what always goes good with puppies?

Relish.

I prefer some BBQ sauce!

The Dog
03-02-2007, 01:41 PM
Y'know what always goes good with puppies?

Relish.

I hate relish. I prefer to drink a big frosty bottle of steak sauce after eating a puppy.

*grabs a bottle, takes off the cap, and chugs it down*

Zesty!

Eternal Torment
03-02-2007, 01:50 PM
I prefer dolphin myself. Endangered or not, they're the only meat that doesn't taste vaguely like chicken.

Tommy
03-02-2007, 01:50 PM
Zesty!

Mmmm Food....

*Fires a missle at the nearest Olive Garden*

Mmmm explosions...

NinjaJJ
03-02-2007, 01:51 PM
http://www.local6.com/news/11110154/detail.html

Guard your children.

MaxofSteel
03-02-2007, 02:07 PM
http://www.local6.com/news/11110154/detail.html

Guard your children.

Holy Mahoney...

Worst. Kite day. Ever.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-02-2007, 02:10 PM
http://www.local6.com/news/11110154/detail.html

Guard your children.

:eek: Christ....

Tommy
03-02-2007, 02:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGaTfGHELV4

EevilJ
03-02-2007, 02:23 PM
Let's go fly a kite
Up to the highest height
Let's go fly a kite
And send it soaring
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Oh, let's go fly a kite
Let's go fly a kite!

Stretch Dude
03-02-2007, 02:37 PM
Feast on this! *takes a giant roast pig and crams it down Alata's throat* And for the drink... *takes 10 2-liter bottles of Pepsi and rams it down the throat* And for dessert... *rams the world's largest brownie down his throat* Don't forget to chew!

Force-feeding has always struck me as one of the creepier fetishes.

Stretch Dude
03-02-2007, 02:38 PM
Alright, but let me ask you this: If he does get worse, would we really notice?

*turns The Dog's ass into a massive joybuzzer*

Stretch Dude
03-02-2007, 02:40 PM
Well, he could be pulling dickish pranks on us when we are in the safety of our homes.

*casts a spell on ET so that every place he goes turns into PETA headquarters and everything he wears turns into fur coats and steak slacks, even when he's naked*

Tommy
03-02-2007, 02:49 PM
*casts a spell on ET so that every place he goes turns into PETA headquarters and everything he wears turns into fur coats and steak slacks, even when he's naked*

Your base villiany will not stand Evil-Lyn!

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4481/mypcartoonevillynit9.jpg

But you are an attractive she-devil. I'll give you that!

Devon C.
03-02-2007, 03:32 PM
You all suck. BURN!111 lol.

Stretch Dude
03-02-2007, 03:46 PM
Your base villiany will not stand Evil-Lyn!

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4481/mypcartoonevillynit9.jpg

But you are an attractive she-devil. I'll give you that!

Alas, I am not Evil-Lyn. I'm not even in Eternia. You can tell by how the women are still physically capable of supporting their own busts.

(What can I say? I'm a boob man and I have little regard for reality.)

Stretch Dude
03-02-2007, 03:47 PM
You all suck. BURN!111 lol.

Eh, as you wish. *envelops Devon's head in an eternal flame*

Devon C.
03-02-2007, 03:51 PM
I thought we had an unspoken rule not to harm the female posters due to their cuteness/sassiness aura? -gasps-
Nobody told me about any unspoken rules. You made that stuff up!

How dare you go against the system?! *impales ET with Michael Jackson*
That's like using a butterknife to chop a tree down.

MaxofSteel
03-02-2007, 03:53 PM
That's like using a butterknife to chop a tree down.

Ah, but can a butter knife do the moonwalk?

Think about that.

Devon C.
03-02-2007, 03:55 PM
Eh, as you wish. *envelops Devon's head in an eternal flame*
I'm already a hothead. That's not really gonna do much, fam. *Pow*

There. I just knocked your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to see a proctologist to brush them. Or maybe I didn't. Maybe you died of black plague. I dunno. Have a nice day.

Len Ikari145
03-02-2007, 03:57 PM
Nobody told me about any unspoken rules. You made that stuff up!


That's why they're unspoken, dummy.:D (raps him on the head with a paddle)

Devon C.
03-02-2007, 04:00 PM
There's no such thing as a "laddle". So you just swung your arm around. I'm not entirely sure how to receive that; as a threat, a peace sign, or a mating signal.

NinjaJJ
03-02-2007, 04:02 PM
Let's go fly a kite
Up to the highest height
Let's go fly a kite
And send it soaring
Up through the atmosphere
Up where the air is clear
Oh, let's go fly a kite
Let's go fly a kite!

Let's go kill people
Dead till they're ain no more
Let's go kill people
With this Wire cable
What's it attached to
Who cares, it kills people
I thought we where flying Kites
well I've found a better flight
It's called dodge or get smight

LOL And you know what?
You don't need metal wires to cut people,
If your kite's big enough
plastic can be just as liethal.

Worlds largest kite, is bigger then a football feiled, the wind curents are so strong they need climing rope to keep it grounded. and Polyester lines to anker the sides. The lines are so tight they need a truck to bring the kite back to the ground.

Len Ikari145
03-02-2007, 04:06 PM
There's no such thing as a "laddle". So you just swung your arm around. I'm not entirely sure how to receive that; as a threat, a peace sign, or a mating signal.

Oops, typo. I meant paddle.:D

Stretch Dude
03-02-2007, 04:17 PM
I'm already a hothead. That's not really gonna do much, fam.

Aside from forcing you to feel a hellish burning sensation for all eternity, you mean?

*Pow*

There. I just knocked your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to see a proctologist to brush them. Or maybe I didn't. Maybe you died of black plague. I dunno. Have a nice day.

Actually, you just broke your hand against my face.

Miburohunter929
03-02-2007, 04:25 PM
Aside from forcing you to feel a hellish burning sensation for all eternity, you mean?

The fuck? You gave him the clap or something?

Guts/Batman
03-02-2007, 04:29 PM
That would be too low end for Stretch.

Guts/Batman
03-02-2007, 04:30 PM
That's like using a butterknife to chop a tree down.

Batman could do it...

Stretch Dude
03-02-2007, 04:37 PM
The fuck? You gave him the clap or something?

Naw, man, I just covered his head in the hottest of hellfires is all.

Miburohunter929
03-02-2007, 04:42 PM
Naw, man, I just covered his head in the hottest of hellfires is all.

Oh. Okay. Thats cool.

I have no problem with burning people with Immense Flames of Infinite Unceasing Pain.

In fact I Encourage it.

But The clap? Or when it evolves into Cosmic Clap?

Thats just plain not nice.

Froggy
03-02-2007, 05:12 PM
Today, I was ready to pelt that kid. with my FISTS

Gladiaria_Alata
03-02-2007, 05:19 PM
Today, I was ready to pelt that kid. with my FISTS

What kid? What did he/she/it do?


EDIT: Bleh, burning hair. >.<

Froggy
03-02-2007, 05:30 PM
What kid? What did he/she/it do?


EDIT: Bleh, burning hair. >.<

I was in my teachers aide period, and this kid who seems to enjoy trying to outsmart me but fails, HORRIBLy, tried today by throwing something at me and I caught it, he then gets mad at me and says "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I DIDNT THROW ANYTHING" even though I just caught the thing he was trying to through and didnt say anything. That and the whole period he kept tryin gto do this. Then I got in trouble for throwing it back. gah

Devon C.
03-02-2007, 05:48 PM
Aside from forcing you to feel a hellish burning sensation for all eternity, you mean?
Like I said, years of unbridled anger and hostility cause my head to burn naturally. You're just stoking what was already there, doc.



Actually, you just broke your hand against my face.
Then the cartoonish sequence of me holding my hand in pain starts. Meanwhile, your delayed reaction to the hit ends and your entire face shatters.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-02-2007, 06:02 PM
I was in my teachers aide period, and this kid who seems to enjoy trying to outsmart me but fails, HORRIBLy, tried today by throwing something at me and I caught it, he then gets mad at me and says "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I DIDNT THROW ANYTHING" even though I just caught the thing he was trying to through and didnt say anything. That and the whole period he kept tryin gto do this. Then I got in trouble for throwing it back. gah

Horrible little beasts. :rolleyes:

Froggy
03-02-2007, 06:04 PM
Horrible little beasts. :rolleyes:
not really, its just gotten annoying after a whole semester of it.


That and my teacher cant stop eating. everytime I turn around shes either munching on some cheez-its, a burrito or something else. she even has a secret stash of food!

Devon C.
03-02-2007, 06:04 PM
I'm still laughing because some guy called a bunch of Canadians "mothercanuckers". I might be the only one who finds that word funny. I got nothing against Canada, but I don't think they can top that one.

Froggy
03-02-2007, 06:07 PM
I'm still laughing because some guy called a bunch of Canadians "mothercanuckers". I might be the only one who finds that word funny. I got nothing against Canada, but I don't think they can top that one.

mothercanuckers? Thats pretty good.................who said it though?

Gladiaria_Alata
03-02-2007, 06:12 PM
not really, its just gotten annoying after a whole semester of it.


That and my teacher cant stop eating. everytime I turn around shes either munching on some cheez-its, a burrito or something else. she even has a secret stash of food!

Maybe it's due to stress?

Devon C.
03-02-2007, 06:12 PM
It MIGHT have been The Rock. But then again, I may have heard it on the news. I can't remember.

Froggy
03-02-2007, 06:13 PM
Maybe it's due to stress?

I'm not so sure.....shes quite laidback most of the time.

Devon C.
03-02-2007, 06:14 PM
Let me guess, Froggy...you're a sophomore.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-02-2007, 06:19 PM
I'm not so sure.....shes quite laidback most of the time.

Ah, OK then.

Froggy
03-02-2007, 06:20 PM
Let me guess, Froggy...you're a sophomore.
O SO CLOSE......i'm a junior actually................
Ah, OK then.

yeaaaaa.....at least I get to dig in that stash though


also..........Jabberjaw would punk scooby doo

kain5252
03-02-2007, 06:37 PM
That and my teacher cant stop eating. everytime I turn around shes either munching on some cheez-its, a burrito or something else. she even has a secret stash of food!

I found that funny for some reason. I think its because I had a teacher like that once.

Devon C.
03-02-2007, 06:43 PM
Smackdown was preempted by a Bulls game. That's perfectly alright. I love my Bulls, and...

...wait, we're up against the Hornets. Not so alright.

Gladiaria_Alata
03-02-2007, 06:52 PM
yeaaaaa.....at least I get to dig in that stash though


Lucky. :D

......

NinjaJJ
03-02-2007, 07:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMW3IruNMo


It's not as bad as you think it is.

MaxofSteel
03-02-2007, 07:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMW3IruNMo


It's not as bad as you think it is.

That was a pretty emo dog. :p

Froggy
03-02-2007, 07:30 PM
Lucky. :D

......
haha........naturally so!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMW3IruNMo


It's not as bad as you think it is.

dog is pretty sad to look at tho :(

SSJVegeta
03-02-2007, 07:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMW3IruNMo


It's not as bad as you think it is.

LOL This is great! It was hilarious to see that fugly bulldog fucking the pooch.

Eternal Torment
03-02-2007, 07:53 PM
Stretch, meet my buddies. The Combine are here. But wait, they're not actually the Combine! They're the Xenomorphs! But they're not the Xenomorphs! They are the Spanish Inquistion! How unexpected was THAT?

Guts/Batman
03-02-2007, 08:05 PM
Expected...

Stretch Dude
03-02-2007, 08:07 PM
Stretch, meet my buddies. The Combine are here. But wait, they're not actually the Combine! They're the Xenomorphs! But they're not the Xenomorphs! They are the Spanish Inquistion! How unexpected was THAT?

*unleashes rabid hyperevolved monkeys on the Spanish Inquisition*

Fairly expected, I'd say. Ooh, blood.

Eternal Torment
03-02-2007, 08:09 PM
*unleashes rabid hyperevolved monkeys on the Spanish Inquisition*

Fairly expected, I'd say. Ooh, blood.

*pokes Stretch in the eyes* I don't see any blood yet. *stabs Stretch with an iron carrot* I don't see any blood yet. *decapitates Stretch with a frozen Snickers bar* I see some....Nope, no blood.

Stretch Dude
03-02-2007, 08:26 PM
*pokes Stretch in the eyes* I don't see any blood yet. *stabs Stretch with an iron carrot* I don't see any blood yet. *decapitates Stretch with a frozen Snickers bar* I see some....Nope, no blood.

That's because you're disemboweling a life-size Stretch-shaped chocolate cake.

Eternal Torment
03-02-2007, 08:29 PM
That's because you're disemboweling a life-size Stretch-shaped chocolate cake.

I don't see any chocolate coming out of it. Stretch, why don't you eat that dummy?

EevilJ
03-02-2007, 09:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMW3IruNMo


It's not as bad as you think it is.

Holy Cow! That was hilarious!


But...

Poor doggy.

Stupid bitbull.

Stretch Dude
03-02-2007, 09:22 PM
I don't see any chocolate coming out of it. Stretch, why don't you eat that dummy?

Alright. *eats dummy*

Mm, chocolatey! ...With a hint of almonds I don't remember putting in there...

ET, will you quit trying to poison me already?

Froggy
03-03-2007, 02:08 AM
Freedom Bananas Unite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miburohunter929
03-03-2007, 02:17 AM
Freedom Bananas Unite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Throws into a blender*

Who wants banna smoothies.

Freedom stands against everything I stand for.

Unless its my freedom.

Then its totally cool.

The MunchKING
03-03-2007, 03:51 AM
*Throws into a blender*

Who wants banna smoothies.

Freedom stands against everything I stand for.

Unless its my freedom.

Then its totally cool.

Can't have it both ways pal.

Your either for freedom or against it.

Miburohunter929
03-03-2007, 04:10 AM
Can't have it both ways pal.

Your either for freedom or against it.

Well... which way makes my world domination/concubine plans more acceptable?

Len Ikari145
03-03-2007, 04:30 AM
Well... which way makes my world domination/concubine plans more acceptable?

Neither. Warfare is the only route for accomplishing your ambition, that it is.*nods*

Miburohunter929
03-03-2007, 04:38 AM
Neither. Warfare is the only route for accomplishing your ambition, that it is.*nods*

Thats a beautiful philosophy, right there. If I had a heart, I would rip it out because It would be attempting to make me weep at the beauty of that statement.

Also, on an unreleated note, Do I rant? I was talking to a friend today, about something on youtube, and he said some dude was a poor version of me, but was similar because of our ranting.

....I dont think I rant. I may talk alot, or get a little excited, but not rant...

....Right?

Len Ikari145
03-03-2007, 04:46 AM
Thats a beautiful philosophy, right there. If I had a heart, I would rip it out because It would be attempting to make me weep at the beauty of that statement.

Also, on an unreleated note, Do I rant? I was talking to a friend today, about something on youtube, and he said some dude was a poor version of me, but was similar because of our ranting.

....I dont think I rant. I may talk alot, or get a little excited, but not rant...

....Right?

Meh, you do rant occasionally, but not very often.(the most recent to memory was that LOD vs DC and Marvel rumble).

Mostly you just tend to ramble on mindlessly.:D

Miburohunter929
03-03-2007, 04:51 AM
Meh, you rant occasionally, but not very often.(the most recent to memory was the that LOD vs DC and Marvel rumble).

Mostly you just ramble mindlessly.:D

Or so it would seem.

I'm just so enlightened, that the words of wisdom I speak are to advanced for your feeble mind to comprehend, and thus, your mind translates it into something else (I.E Mindless Rambling) so that your mind wont be destroyed.

....Or I could just be drunk that day. It depends on my mood. :D

Gladiaria_Alata
03-03-2007, 06:39 AM
Or so it would seem.

I'm just so enlightened, that the words of wisdom I speak are to advanced for your feeble mind to comprehend, and thus, your mind translates it into something else (I.E Mindless Rambling) so that your mind wont be destroyed.

....Or I could just be drunk that day. It depends on my mood. :D

*amused* It generally does.

MaxofSteel
03-03-2007, 08:14 AM
I never rant.That's how hella sweet I am. :cool:

Devon C.
03-03-2007, 08:40 AM
Sometimes, I worry about you, Max. You and Len up there.

Eternal Torment
03-03-2007, 08:46 AM
Alright. *eats dummy*

Mm, chocolatey! ...With a hint of almonds I don't remember putting in there...

ET, will you quit trying to poison me already?

That wasn't me. IT WAS MIBURO!

MaxofSteel
03-03-2007, 08:51 AM
Sometimes, I worry about you, Max. You and Len up there.

That... that means you care... :o

*wipes tear*

Devon C.
03-03-2007, 08:56 AM
Doesn't mean I care. Just means I worry. I worry that Dwayne Wade might come back, and if he did that wouldn't be very good. But I don't CARE.

Stretch Dude
03-03-2007, 09:02 AM
That wasn't me. IT WAS MIBURO!

MIBURO!!!

*lays the hypercosmic smack down*

Eternal Torment
03-03-2007, 09:05 AM
*kicks Miburo while he's down* Tag Hogan in! Dammit, Stretch! Tag him in!

MaxofSteel
03-03-2007, 09:06 AM
Doesn't mean I care. Just means I worry. I worry that Dwayne Wade might come back, and if he did that wouldn't be very good. But I don't CARE.

Okay okay. You don't "care". ;)

Yeah you do.

Super Samurai
03-03-2007, 09:58 AM
Okay okay. You don't "care". ;)

Yeah you do.

Like it even matters. No way the Heat are repeating. If Wade returns he's just hurting himself in the long run.

Froggy
03-03-2007, 10:56 AM
*Throws into a blender*

Who wants banna smoothies.

Freedom stands against everything I stand for.

Unless its my freedom.

Then its totally cool. *Froggy steps out o blender, a green blur* VIVA LA SOMETHING!
*STabs Miburo with shawn marion*

The MunchKING
03-03-2007, 01:01 PM
Merchant gals I love them so,
and maidens Merry on the Go,
Both are fine and fair, but you should know,
I adore the Amazon.

The Cleric's kiss revives my soul,
Saving a Princess, a noble goal,
But for my heart, the bell doth toll,
for the Amazon.

For the Amazon Does not flee,
From Battle but fights alongside me,
Two Warriors hearts were meant to be.
Me and the Amazon.

The Scantly clad is a boon,
but there is much more that makes me swoon,
I hope one day to find you soon,
My beloved Amazon. (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_267.php)

Miburohunter929
03-03-2007, 01:35 PM
Whoops.

When we last met, I was but a learner.

Now I am the master.

Miburohunter929
03-03-2007, 01:36 PM
MIBURO!!!

*lays the hypercosmic smack down*

Oh come on, I've tried to poison everyone else at one time or another, it's just my way of saying: "Your a nice guy, I like you, I hope you have a swell afterlife"

It's Practically my seal of approval. You should be more flattered than anything else.

...Well, Technically, you should be more Dead, But lets not split hairs here.

....Although my memory must be failing, cause I could have sworn I planed to poison you on tuesday....

Eternal Torment
03-03-2007, 02:01 PM
Whoops.

When we last met, I was but a learner.

Now I am the master of disaster.

Fixed it for you.

Super Samurai
03-03-2007, 02:16 PM
Yes, Boston beats the Nets, putting the Knicks closer to the playoffs.

Ah ET always with a clever quip.

Quip is my word of the day.

Froggy
03-03-2007, 03:52 PM
Yes, Boston beats the Nets, putting the Knicks closer to the playoffs.

Ah ET always with a clever quip.

Quip is my word of the day.

Knicks and playoffs.

those words dont mix nowadays buddeh

thats like golden state and Finals

Devon C.
03-03-2007, 04:19 PM
I watched some of the game last night, and I was shocked to see the Hornets giving us trouble.

How many of you are familiar with Martin Lawrence's sitcom?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZViH0u2HCo

Super Samurai
03-03-2007, 05:10 PM
Knicks and playoffs.

those words dont mix nowadays buddeh

thats like golden state and Finals


Eh, I'm just being a homer.

Super Samurai
03-03-2007, 05:11 PM
I watched some of the game last night, and I was shocked to see the Hornets giving us trouble.

How many of you are familiar with Martin Lawrence's sitcom?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZViH0u2HCo

Yeah, did you see the Tyrus Thomas play, that was pretty cool.

Froggy
03-03-2007, 05:47 PM
I watched some of the game last night, and I was shocked to see the Hornets giving us trouble.

How many of you are familiar with Martin Lawrence's sitcom?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZViH0u2HCo O man....that show was great.....I think one of my fav episodes has to be with Jerome.......and his casino

Eh, I'm just being a homer.

I feel you

Stretch Dude
03-03-2007, 06:08 PM
Eh, I'm just being a homer.

HE ADMITS IT!!

Oh, wait, homer. Sorry 'bout that.

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 06:28 PM
Knicks and playoffs.

those words dont mix nowadays buddeh

thats like golden state and Finals

I may be right after all...

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 06:31 PM
Doesn't mean I care. Just means I worry. I worry that Dwayne Wade might come back, and if he did that wouldn't be very good. But I don't CARE.

You cold hearted...meanie!!!

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 06:38 PM
Freedom Bananas Unite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This isn't a penis metaphor, is it?

Froggy
03-03-2007, 06:50 PM
I may be right after all...


O RLY!?
This isn't a penis joke metaphor, is it?
O god no, give me soem credit.

MaxofSteel
03-03-2007, 06:51 PM
This isn't a penis joke metaphor, is it?

Ah, poor banana. It's phallic form has cast the shadow of "penis" upon it since the dawn of time...

May every man watching a woman eat one think upon this. Then laugh. :p

Vakanai
03-03-2007, 06:58 PM
Ah, poor banana. It's phallic form has cast the shadow of "penis" upon it since the dawn of time...

May every man watching a woman eat one think upon this. Then laugh. :p

Wow, same reason more women should smok cigars...I mean...um...



You didn't just read that...


I'm like the MIB. You can't remember me.

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 07:03 PM
O RLY!?

The Knicks are so fucked for the new 4 or 5 years. Then again, they are in the Atlantic Division. They could probably make the playoffs with 35 wins.

1-19-07

O god no, give me soem credit.

Okay...

I've just been through the Innuendo War the last time. And...I couldn't use the word "come" in a sentence without laughing my ass off.

Froggy
03-03-2007, 07:22 PM
1-19-07



Okay...

I've just been through the Innuendo War the last time. And...I couldn't use the word "come" in a sentence without laughing my ass off.
hahahaah, you said come.........:O

sorry........I can see the innuendo war was deep last time

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 07:28 PM
It was short, only a few months long, but produced many...awkward moments in threads. That was back when we had BigJay, JCall and some of the others regularly posting.

Innuendo was just everywhere.

Froggy
03-03-2007, 07:30 PM
It was short, only a few months long, but produced many...awkward moments in threads. That was back when we had BigJay, JCall and some of the others regularly posting.

Innuendo was just everywhere.

and i'm guessing thats how you got the title of demigod of perversion?

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 07:36 PM
and i'm guessing thats how you got the title of demigod of perversion?

Nah...

That was from some She-Hulk pictures I posted on a thread. That's merely my latest title.

Froggy
03-03-2007, 07:37 PM
Nah...

That was from some She-Hulk pictures I posted on a thread. That's merely my latest title.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh


i see now i see now

Devon C.
03-03-2007, 08:08 PM
Shameless avatar promotion. That, my friends, is not a bad thing. That is a good thing.

Froggy
03-03-2007, 08:10 PM
Shameless avatar promotion. That, my friends, is not a bad thing. That is a good thing.

Brothaman from martin?


Martin: what you doing with taht chicken brothaman?

Brothaman: its for your momma

Martin: My whaaaaat?

Devon C.
03-03-2007, 08:16 PM
Martin: Look at these T-Shirts Bro' Man made. Ain't nobody buying these!

*pulls out shirts, which are supposed to say "Whitney Houston"*

Martin: They say "Whitty Hutton", Gina! "Whitty Hutton"! Bro' Man can't spell!

*Gina looks closely at the picture of Whitney on the shirts*

Gina: Wait a minute, that's not even Whitney. That's Bro' Man in a bad wig!

Froggy
03-03-2007, 08:22 PM
Martin: Look at these T-Shirts Bro' Man made. Ain't nobody buying these!

*pulls out shirts, which are supposed to say "Whitney Houston"*

Martin: They say "Whitty Hutton", Gina! "Whitty Hutton"! Bro' Man can't spell!

*Gina looks closely at the picture of Whitney on the shirts*

Gina: Wait a minute, that's not even Whitney. That's Bro' Man in a bad wig! daaaaaamn, haha



he still doesnt beat jerome tho

Super Samurai
03-03-2007, 08:24 PM
1-19-07



Okay...

I've just been through the Innuendo War the last time. And...I couldn't use the word "come" in a sentence without laughing my ass off.

Wow, I forgot about your uber-psychic powers, and your innuendo.

Stretch Dude
03-03-2007, 08:25 PM
Nah...

That was from some She-Hulk pictures I posted on a thread.

And I'll bet Gordon canned the thread, denying us the Shulky goodness, right?

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 08:28 PM
Shameless avatar promotion. That, my friends, is not a bad thing. That is a good thing.

I do it all the time. I think I have announced my last 10 avatar changes at least.

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 08:30 PM
And I'll bet Gordon canned the thread, denying us the Shulky goodness, right?

It was a dying thread. I went through about 20 pages of She-Hulk on Google Image Search and found one naked one...

And a few hot non-naked ones.

Super Samurai
03-03-2007, 08:30 PM
And I'll bet Gordon canned the thread, denying us the Shulky goodness, right?

I never understood the fascination with She-Hulk, sleeping with her would be like sleeping with a female body builder.

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 08:33 PM
I never understood the fascination with She-Hulk, sleeping with her would be like sleeping with a female body builder.

Nah...like sleeping with a female fitness model.

Stretch Dude
03-03-2007, 08:34 PM
I never understood the fascination with She-Hulk, sleeping with her would be like sleeping with a female body builder.

What's your point?

Stretch Dude
03-03-2007, 08:35 PM
Nah...like sleeping with a female fitness model.

Depends, really. She was depicted way beyond fitness-level in most of the art I've seen of her when she was with the FF, and after her power-up a couple years back...hoo mama!

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 08:36 PM
Wow, I forgot about your uber-psychic powers, and your innuendo.

Tis easy to forget. I hardly use them...

Uber-psychic powers is one of the Emperor of Khazan's powers I originally listed.

Devon C.
03-03-2007, 08:37 PM
You'd probably be in a lot of pain. I mean "watching the Katie Vick storyline* kind of pain.

Lol at retro.

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 08:37 PM
Depends, really. She was depicted way beyond fitness-level in most of the art I've seen of her when she was with the FF, and after her power-up a couple years back...hoo mama!

This is true...

Most definitely.

Eternal Torment
03-03-2007, 08:39 PM
I keep on trying to grab the lever, but it's so slippery and hard! Some girl is moving it up and down! Innuendo!

Guts/Batman
03-03-2007, 08:41 PM
Far too overt.

Stretch Dude
03-03-2007, 09:01 PM
Far too overt.

Yeah, man. You gotta be smooth to pull it off.

Eternal Torment
03-03-2007, 09:09 PM
Far too overt.

I'm as subtle as Rambo reliving the Vietnam War on New Year's Eve in Times Square. You can't just suddenly become a ninja, you must practice or at least eat several souls to gain experience.

tinky5
03-03-2007, 11:49 PM
Hey, not bad. :)

Gladiaria_Alata
03-04-2007, 05:44 AM
Far too overt.

It's one step away from being stated franky. ^.~

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 07:25 AM
I'm real good at innuendo. I'm so good, you won't be able to detect that I'm using it half the time.

Yup. :cool:

Froggy
03-04-2007, 10:36 AM
Max is so good, ice cold good.............icee good

Gladiaria_Alata
03-04-2007, 11:07 AM
I'm real good at innuendo. I'm so good, you won't be able to detect that I'm using it half the time.

Yup. :cool:

Right.

>.>

<.<

*edges away from MaxofSteel*

Super Samurai
03-04-2007, 11:14 AM
Max is so good, ice cold good.............icee good

Or ice cream, the big brother of icees.

Froggy
03-04-2007, 11:37 AM
Or ice cream, the big brother of icees.
yea, who is the son of MILK!

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 11:59 AM
yea, who is the son of MILK!

Who is also the strangely attractive cousin to cream cheese. :eek:

Froggy
03-04-2007, 12:06 PM
Who is also the strangely attractive cousin to cream cheese. :eek:

wh o are the descendants of COWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

momma had a chicken

momma had a cow

dad was proud

he didnt care hoooooooooooow

kain5252
03-04-2007, 12:11 PM
wh o are the descendants of COWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

momma had a chicken

momma had a cow

dad was proud

he didnt care hoooooooooooow

I ate the cow and chicken........... pretty good too.

Froggy
03-04-2007, 12:19 PM
I ate the cow and chicken........... pretty good too.

did you eat the weasel and teh Baboon?!:eek:

kain5252
03-04-2007, 12:36 PM
did you eat the weasel and teh Baboon?!:eek:

No, but I did throw them into a Black Hole if that counts.

Froggy
03-04-2007, 12:46 PM
No, but I did throw them into a Black Hole if that counts.

Damn

thats ice cold evil with a side of frigidnessness

Gladiaria_Alata
03-04-2007, 12:51 PM
Who is also the strangely attractive cousin to cream cheese. :eek:

Yoghurt?


*coughs*

Froggy
03-04-2007, 01:02 PM
Yoghurt?


*coughs*

sounds painful

shciggityschiggityschwaaaaaa

Gladiaria_Alata
03-04-2007, 01:09 PM
sounds painful

shciggityschiggityschwaaaaaa

Not really. *amused*

You where talking about dairy products and I felt a bit left out, so decided to chip in, abight in randomly nonscensical way. ^.~

:D

Froggy
03-04-2007, 01:15 PM
Not really. *amused*

You where talking about dairy products and I felt a bit left out, so decided to chip in, abight in randomly nonscensical way. ^.~

:D
Ah, its cool, tis cool. Your contribution was awesomeness maximized

kain5252
03-04-2007, 01:17 PM
Damn

thats ice cold evil with a side of frigidnessness

I do what I can.

Froggy
03-04-2007, 01:18 PM
I do what I can.
Glad to hear it. So you in any way shape, or form related to a Kain R Heinlein or geese howard?

kain5252
03-04-2007, 01:26 PM
Glad to hear it. So you in any way shape, or form related to a Kain R Heinlein or geese howard?

No, but I did make trophies of them. Predator style...... wasnt much fun. So I did the right thing and donated there remains to science.

Your going to have to ask Chrosis what happend to them after that.

Froggy
03-04-2007, 01:30 PM
No, but I did make trophies of them. Predator style...... wasnt much fun. So I did the right thing and donated there remains to science.

Your going to have to ask Chrosis what happend to them after that. *shudder* gah...........poor flock of goose

kain5252
03-04-2007, 01:44 PM
*shudder* gah...........poor flock of goose

Eh, as long as he doesnt make another clone army. Like he did of MaxofSteel. Then we should be fine...... maybe.

Froggy
03-04-2007, 01:58 PM
Eh, as long as he doesnt make another clone army. Like he did of MaxofSteel. Then we should be fine...... maybe.

THAT wasa massacre right htere. I still got pieces of those clones stuck in my toilet. gotta note to self, cant flush clones

Gladiaria_Alata
03-04-2007, 02:02 PM
Eh, as long as he doesnt make another clone army. Like he did of MaxofSteel. Then we should be fine...... maybe.

Huh? When did someone make a clone army of MaxofSteel?

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 02:12 PM
Huh? When did someone make a clone army of MaxofSteel?

It was during my illustrious career as a space pirate in the "Transported to a Scfi-Fi World" thread.

I was pretty damn awesome in it. :cool:

kain5252
03-04-2007, 02:12 PM
Huh? When did someone make a clone army of MaxofSteel?

When we were put on a Space Ship by Cleric. Chrosis was the doctor. Max was a drunk pirate. I think we all died crashing into a moon.

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 02:15 PM
When we were put on a Space Ship by Cleric. Chrosis was the doctor. Max was a drunk pirate. I think we all died crashing into a moon.

Not "drunk". The word you're looking for is "awesome".

Froggy
03-04-2007, 02:15 PM
It was during my illustrious career as a space pirate in the "Transported to a Scfi-Fi World" thread.

I was pretty damn awesome in it. :cool:
ARENT YOU ALWAYS!?:)




http://www.biggercheese.com/


well i have something to say to that maxofsteel: NANANANANANANANA FROGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

kain5252
03-04-2007, 02:21 PM
Not "drunk". The word you're looking for is "awesome".

Didnt you get dissected by Chrosis at least twice in your awesome/drunken state?

Froggy
03-04-2007, 02:23 PM
http://www.biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=678

Juggernaut and supes: Cohorts in dickery

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 02:37 PM
Didnt you get dissected by Chrosis at least twice in your awesome/drunken state?

I did. I thought it was best for the sake of science. The world needs more MaxofSteel IMHO. :cool:

Gladiaria_Alata
03-04-2007, 02:39 PM
When we were put on a Space Ship by Cleric. Chrosis was the doctor. Max was a drunk pirate. I think we all died crashing into a moon.

Sounds fun. LOL

Not "drunk". The word you're looking for is "awesome".

"Drunk" and "awesome" can both be used to describe pirates. ^.~

Didnt you get dissected by Chrosis at least twice in your awesome/drunken state?

Eeek! O.O

kain5252
03-04-2007, 02:47 PM
Sounds fun. LOL



"Drunk" and "awesome" can both be used to describe pirates. ^.~



Eeek! O.O

Yeah, were crazed like that. Some more then others.

I did. I thought it was best for the sake of science. The world needs more MaxofSteel IMHO.

Point proven.

Eternal Torment
03-04-2007, 05:16 PM
A Thousand Years Of Pain! *rams a stick of dynamite up Stretch's ass* Fire in the hole! *runs away from the fireball* Is he gone? *checks Stretch's pulse* He's dead, Guts.

Stretch Dude
03-04-2007, 08:30 PM
A Thousand Years Of Pain! *rams a stick of dynamite up Stretch's ass* Fire in the hole! *runs away from the fireball* Is he gone? *checks Stretch's pulse* He's dead, Guts.

Why do you hate my infinite supply of clones?

Devon C.
03-04-2007, 08:46 PM
You're not even trying with your no-selling, Stretch. Cakes? Clones? I expected better of you.

And just for the record, I spit upon Carlos Boozer, Mehmet Okur, and that jabroni Michael Redd.

KingEli
03-04-2007, 08:52 PM
You're not even trying with your no-selling, Stretch. Cakes? Clones? I expected better of you.

And just for the record, I spit upon Carlos Boozer, Mehmet Okur, and that jabroni Michael Redd.

Uhmmm.....Why Redd?

Devon C.
03-04-2007, 08:56 PM
'Cuz him and his bucks gave us hell after we just got finished with New Orleans/Oklahoma City. That crazy mark; he and Rubin just KNEW where to be to wear us out.

Stretch Dude
03-04-2007, 08:59 PM
You're not even trying with your no-selling, Stretch. Cakes? Clones? I expected better of you.

That's because you don't know what the clones are for. :D

Devon C.
03-04-2007, 09:06 PM
Either way, clones are about as overdone as the steak I ate at the Motown Cafe. Step up that game, Jersey. Do something Vince Carter won't do and STEP IT UP.

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 09:11 PM
Either way, clones are about as overdone as the steak I ate at the Motown Cafe.

I believe that this is a racist remark against clones. Apologize at once sir, or I will be forced to pretend that you did in my mind. U_U

Devon C.
03-04-2007, 09:18 PM
Okay, you're right. I'm sorry, Stretch...




















...for doing this to MaxofSteel.

*hits Max with a superkick*

MaxofSteel
03-04-2007, 09:24 PM
*Rubs face*

You call that a kick? I've tasted tarter sauce with more kick than that. :cool:

*Casually hides behind Chrosis*

This was a bad idea...