Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Guts/Batman]

So should we fire the first blow at New Venice or let them have the first shot?

Are our forces enough to defeat the opponent or do we still need to build our forces more? I don't like to going into battle unprepared. I am prepared to send my War Pigs to death in an instant fighting for blind faith but I don't like losing the battle.

*Begins to construct plot device weapon*

[Trystenn]

yeah more or less...

You've seen cloud Writers right? Something like that.
Oh ok, hey can i send a message to someone?

[Guts/Batman]

The Pirates I was mentioning? Air-Pirates.

And I do have the Imperial Air Force. I mean THAT many Airships ought to be able to handle some Pirates.

Through in a few Dragons, and all's Munchy's.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...

So Bebs will have no part in this or is it all just you?

Hmmmmm...*Starts to develop a space program*

[Anthony Johanson]

Are our forces enough to defeat the opponent or do we still need to build our forces more? I don't like to going into battle unprepared. I am prepared to send my War Pigs to death in an instant fighting for blind faith but I don't like losing the battle.

*Begins to construct plot device weapon*

We have no way of scouting New Venice's forces at the moment, so I suggest building up our forces and defenses. That way if they make the first move, we can gague how desperate they are, if they are sending a weak or a strong force, etc.

[Guts/Batman]

We have no way of scouting New Venice's forces at the moment, so I suggest building up our forces and defenses. That way if they make the first move, we can gague how desperate they are, if they are sending a weak or a strong force, etc.

Aye.

That's what I was thinking myself. We need to get a Air Force in the sky and some kind of Navy...

[Anthony Johanson]

Aye.

That's what I was thinking myself. We need to get a Air Force in the sky and some kind of Navy...

Thats difficult, although I will use my dimensional transporter so I could concievebly look at the best Air Force and Navy designs for ships/planes/plans while relaying them to you.

[Guts/Batman]

Thats difficult, though if I could get a dimensional transporter off of Cleric or someone else, I could concievebly look at the best Air Force and Navy designs for ships/planes/plans while relaying them to you.

Being a mage on the council Cleric will be useful to us in many more ways, we can use the magicks of the council to help us to create a magic Air Force or Navy.

Yes, find what you can get and relay them to me. The council is also working on another project for me...

[Trystenn]

Sh*t, i just own a rock, im staying the H*ll out of this...

[Anthony Johanson]

Being a mage on the council Cleric will be useful to us in many more ways, we can use the magicks of the council to help us to create a magic Air Force or Navy.

Yes, find what you can get and relay them to me. The council is also working on another project for me...

I won't let you down, sir. Oh, make sure you tighten the defenses a bit more in my absense.

*D-Ports away*

OOC: With that, I am going to bed, g'night everyone.

[Phrozen]

Sh*t, i just own a rock, im staying the H*ll out of this...

You may come to Neo Venice. We are more welcoming then the other empires. They are very much elitist.

[Guts/Batman]

I won't let you down, sir. Oh, make sure you tighten the defenses a bit more in my absense.

*D-Ports away*

OOC: With that, I am going to bed, g'night everyone.

The defenses will be tightened. I, myself, am going to bed here shortly. But my mind is always at work...

[Guts/Batman]

You may come to Neo Venice. We are more welcoming then the other empires. They are very much elitist.

Us...Elitist?

ALL LIES AND FALSE PROPAGANDA!!!

[Phrozen]

Us...Elitist?

ALL LIES AND FALSE PROPAGANDA!!!

See, in Neo Venice money makes the society run. The more money you can get the higher class you are. We are a mobile society. You are a static society.

[Trystenn]

You may come to Neo Venice. We are more welcoming then the other empires. They are very much elitist.
Wait do i even have an empire? Because if i do im ditching this lame rock.

[Phrozen]

Wait do i even have an empire? Because if i do im ditching this lame rock.

If you want to carve one out and make people respect you, you can.

[Guts/Batman]

See, in Neo Venice money makes the society run. The more money you can get the higher class you are. We are a mobile society. You are a static society.

I see your point...

But...doesn't that make you elitist as well and more bound for corruption. With money for moving up in class...?

[Trystenn]

If you want to carve one out and make people respect you, you can.
Can i have that land over there? *Points to the left*

[Guts/Batman]

If you want to carve one out and make people respect you, you can.

Indeed true.

You will have to gain alliances with someone to ensure that you will be able to survive your first years.

[Phrozen]

I see your point...

But...doesn't that make you elitist as well and more bound for corruption. With money for moving up in class...?

Considering the city is run very much like a bunch of mafia dons got together to run a city? We are as corrupt as can be, but it is a society of enlightened self-interest. Peace is preferable because that is how money is made.

[Phrozen]

Can i have that land over there? *Points to the left*

If you can take it from Khazan go ahead. It isn't mine.

[Guts/Batman]

Nevermind...

[Guts/Batman]

If you can take it from Khazan go ahead. It isn't mine.

I won't allow anyone to succeed or claim land now...

I can hook you up, Try, but that depends on what other empires you want to be next to...

[Guts/Batman]

Considering the city is run very much like a bunch of mafia dons got together to run a city? We are as corrupt as can be, but it is a society of enlightened self-interest. Peace is preferable because that is how money is made.

A State at wartime status almost all the time will have the traits of my Empire. Kind of like Rome under Octavian, the August one.

War runs the economy, though peace does not suck I agree.

[Trystenn]

I won't allow anyone to succeed or claim land now...

I can hook you up, Try, but that depends on what other empires you want to be next to...
Oh i dont mind whichever, most everyone should like me :)

[Guts/Batman]

Oh i dont mind whichever, most everyone should like me :)

Another question, do you want access to the sea or another body of water?

[Phrozen]

A State at wartime status almost all the time will have the traits of my Empire. Kind of like Rome under Octavian, the August one.

War runs the economy, though peace does not suck I agree.

Rome had a good economy because of the large area of easy trade, an incredible infrastructure and slave labor. Not neccessarily due to war.

[Trystenn]

Another question, do you want access to the sea or another body of water?
Eh no not really, im not into THAT kinda stuff.

[Peter]

Rome had a good economy because of the large area of easy trade, an incredible infrastructure and slave labor. Not neccessarily due to war.

Of course the lead in their water pipes drove them all insane, and they had such a stable nation-state that the whole place collapsed from the inside-out.

But you can't have it both ways.

[Guts/Batman]

Rome had a good economy because of the large area of easy trade, an incredible infrastructure and slave labor. Not neccessarily due to war.

That is true...

It is also true that the Army was too large at one point, numbering half a million. The SO Empire also has slave labor and all that Rome had plus more in the way of fictional power levels and magick.

The perpetual state of war was somewhat of a hinderance as war tends to be.

[Phrozen]

Of course the lead in their water pipes drove them all insane, and they had such a stable nation-state that the whole place collapsed from the inside-out.

But you can't have it both ways.

That was a combination of incompetent leadership, the Roman army becoming increasingly disorganized, and the Germans taking over control of the army and finally the territories around the Empire.

[Trystenn]

So am i seriously going to get my own nation?

[Phrozen]

So am i seriously going to get my own nation?

A vassal, puppet kingdom.

[Trystenn]

A vassal, puppet kingdom.
Hey as long as im the only one who owns it, im cool.

[Guts/Batman]

So am i seriously going to get my own nation?

I know of a spot on the coast resting near the Khazan Empire's borders. About 10 miles long, from there you have to work on your own...

[Trystenn]

I know of a spot on the coast resting near the Khazan Empire's borders. About 10 miles long, from there you have to work on your own...
Oh ok, ill take it!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Oh ok, ill take it!!!

But you have to agree to us being able to use your ports when you build one of competency...

I will send you an Ambassador to help you on your feet as a nation and I suggest that New Venice should as well.

[Phrozen]

But you have to agree to us being able to use your ports when you build one of competency...

I will send you an Ambassador to help you on your feet as a nation and I suggest that New Venice should as well.

Oh we will.

[Trystenn]

But you have to agree to us being able to use your ports when you build one of competency...

I will send you an Ambassador to help you on your feet as a nation and I suggest that New Venice should as well.
.........................................
Maybe i wont, what then?

[Peter]

Oh ok, ill take it!!!

Pffft. I got a battlizer.

:D

[Trystenn]

Pffft. I got a battlizer.

:D
Oh can i borrow it?

[Peter]

Oh can i borrow it?

Sorry Trys, this one is rigged to me and me alone.

Plus I also got a zord as part of the deal, and yeah, I'm the only person who can use him, too.

I can let you ride with me in the cockpit, though.

[Guts/Batman]

.........................................
Maybe i wont, what then?

Economic Sanctions to start out with, combined with a Scorched Earth Policy if need be. I would hope you would remain Neutral...

[Trystenn]

Sorry Trys, this one is rigged to me and me alone.

Plus I also got a zord as part of the deal, and yeah, I'm the only person who can use him, too.

I can let you ride with me in the cockpit, though.
Are you serious?
AWESOME!!!

[The Dog]

Just don't do that in Neo Venice. Opening a hole on an island tends to put out fire very quickly. Ya know, the Ocean and all.

Edit: and the fines would be massive.

Fines? Really now, and how would your obviously Roman inspired City-State(s) get payment for these fines? And I ask this since I, being the Overlord of Hell and thus the embodiment of all that is evil, won't pay them willingly.

[Trystenn]

Economic Sanctions to start out with, combined with a Scorched Earth Policy if need be. I would hope you would remain Neutral...
Hmmm i plan to was just curious is all.

By the by, what are my assets?

[Phrozen]

Fines? Really now, and how would your obviously Roman inspired City-State(s) get payment for these fines? And I ask this since I, being the Overlord of Hell and thus the embodiment of all that is evil, won't pay them willingly.

Not Roman, Reinessance. That is just the theme, not the tech. Well, if you don't pay, we slice you open and pin you down at low tide and let the crabs eat you while the tide rises.

[Phrozen]

Hmmm i plan to was just curious is all.

By the by, what are my assets?

We will give you a heap of money for exclusive trading rights and use of 50% of your commercial docks.

[Guts/Batman]

Hmmm i plan to was just curious is all.

By the by, what are my assets?

You inherit a piece of land that has beaches for half of it, and cliffs overlooking the sea for the other half. It has all of the features that nature can bring. A wide river that creates a natural boundary between our states.

A long mountain range that cuts into Khazan Empire will be the northern boundary to your state that borders Munchy's Empire. To the south of you, a desert Sahara-style separates you from New Venice.

Lush deciduous forest for the most part.

There are vast amount of oil in your ocean that you now have and your water goes out for 10 miles.

There are some rebellious factions in my state, I shall send them to you to do with what you please. However, if they act in ways not beneficial to Khazan Empire, I will suggest that you put them away for good.

My ambassadors and military advisors will bring limited tech with them.

[The Dog]

Not Roman, Reinessance. That is just the theme, not the tech. Well, if you don't pay, we slice you open and pin you down at low tide and let the crabs eat you while the tide rises.

Really now? That sounds not nice. But please be kind enough to explain to me how you expect to do such a thing to me,The highly powerful Overlord of Hell and commander of its dark armies?

[yeoman]

Fines? Really now, and how would your obviously Roman inspired City-State(s) get payment for these fines? And I ask this since I, being the Overlord of Hell and thus the embodiment of all that is evil, won't pay them willingly.

CBY: Embodiment of *all* that is evil? Don't make me laugh. I've met evil. You arn't yet worthy to spit shine it's Dyson Sphere. You're at a nice start, but you haven't even hit Rumbles Overlord Quartet level yet.

[Trystenn]

We will give you a heap of money for exclusive trading rights and use of 50% of your commercial docks.
50%? Isnt that a lil high?

[Phrozen]

Really now? That sounds not nice. But please be kind enough to explain to me how you expect to do such a thing to me,The highly powerful Overlord of Hell and commander of its dark armies?

First we cage you (Sonic Cage ftw) then while we have you captured we keep you up by making you listen to Yoko Ono and Limp Bizkit for several days. Then when you are sufficently weakend from lack of sleep, we cut you at low tide and let the crabs have a meal.

[Phrozen]

50%? Isnt that a lil high?

That is why we are giving you a heap of money. Plus, I can set your government up with some really nice loans.

[Trystenn]

You inherit a piece of land that has beaches for half of it, and cliffs overlooking the sea for the other half. It has all of the features that nature can bring. A wide river that creates a natural boundary between our states.

A long mountain range that cuts into Khazan Empire will be the northern boundary to your state that borders Munchy's Empire. To the south of you, a desert Sahara-style separates you from New Venice.

Lush deciduous forest for the most part.

There are vast amount of oil in your ocean that you now have and your water goes out for 10 miles.

There are some rebellious factions in my state, I shall send them to you to do with what you please. However, if they act in ways not beneficial to Khazan Empire, I will suggest that you put them away for good.

My ambassadors and military advisors will bring limited tech with them.
Thank you very Much, i will put them to use ok?

[Guts/Batman]

Thank you very Much, i will put them to use ok?

Okay...

Now all the great powers must recognize Try's new state.

*Formally recognizes Try's state*

By the way, what will you be calling it?

[Trystenn]

That is why we are giving you a heap of money. Plus, I can set your government up with some really nice loans.
Eh ill be fine without the loans, 50% it is!

[Trystenn]

Okay...

Now all the great powers must recognize Try's new state.

*Formally recognizes Try's state*

By the way, what will you be calling it?
Hmmmm

Trystonia has a nice ring to it, but im going to go with

Atreide :)

[Phrozen]

Eh ill be fine without the loans, 50% it is!

Now, about those exclusive trade deals...

[Trystenn]

Now, about those exclusive trade deals...
"Exclusive"? Im neutral, anyone can come and go as they please.

[The Dog]

First we cage you (Sonic Cage ftw) then while we have you captured we keep you up by making you listen to Yoko Ono and Limp Bizkit for several days. Then when you are sufficently weakend from lack of sleep, we cut you at low tide and let the crabs have a meal.

Ah, I see. And how exactly would you do that? For you to even think of putting me in a cage, first you would have to get to Hell. Then you would have to battle through my army of unholy beings, from standard grunts to Cyberdemons(Doom), to high-level dark witches and warlocks.

And then you have to actually CAGE me, which will be next to impossible. Especially if I decide call my poker buddies Cthulhu, Pre-Crisis Darkseid, Dr. Doom, Megatron, and Bun-Bun.

[Peter]

Are you serious?
AWESOME!!!

Just... remember not to press any of the buttons this time.

Portugal still hasn't quite forgiven us for last time.

[Trystenn]

Just... remember not to press any of the buttons this time.

Portugal still hasn't quite forgiven us for last time.
Psh, its Portugal, nothing important is even around there.


anyways, goodnight Peter!

[Peter]

Psh, its Portugal, nothing important is even around there.

Well, it was only a small island, but still. They're still a little mad that you sank it.


anyways, goodnight Peter!

Good night Trystenn :D.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Being a mage on the council Cleric will be useful to us in many more ways, we can use the magicks of the council to help us to create a magic Air Force or Navy.

Yes, find what you can get and relay them to me. The council is also working on another project for me...



Ehh?


What am I, our personal War machine maker?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I won't allow anyone to succeed or claim land now...

I can hook you up, Try, but that depends on what other empires you want to be next to...



Actuall, I have several tracts of land that I can set Trystenn up on. In fact, I'd be more thann happy to expand Trystenn's Empire for him. :)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Hmmmm

Trystonia has a nice ring to it, but im going to go with

Atreide :)


Coolness.


Now, remember that I can actrually expand your borders thanks to my newest invention. That is, if your interested.

[cheetahspencer]

I claim this country
*sits*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The truth behind who Auron, from Final Fantasy X, really is................






http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3383/aurongibson4jr.png (http://imageshack.us)






Holy Crap! :eek: It's Mel Gibson from Mad Max!?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

And here we find out who Solid Snake, the protagonist of the MetalGear Solid games, was really cloned from.........




http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/1299/s3ji.png (http://imageshack.us)



Kyle Reese, who starred in both Terminator and Aliens!?

[The MunchKING]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...

So Bebs will have no part in this or is it all just you?

Of course. AirPiracy on the open seas? She'd love it.

Hmmmmm...*Starts to develop a space program*
Oh great...

[The MunchKING]

I can let you ride with me in the cockpit, though.

*snickers*

He said Cock-pit.

[The MunchKING]

And then you have to actually CAGE me, which will be next to impossible. Especially if I decide call my poker buddies Cthulhu, Pre-Crisis Darkseid, Dr. Doom, Megatron, and Bun-Bun.
Why not just your boss??

[Phrozen]

"The Doge and Council of the Serene Republic of Neo Venice is proud to announce an alliance with groups within dimension Sigma Tau 88-73, otherwise known as City of Heroes Earth. Neo Venice has allied itself with the Freedom Phalanex, Hero Corps., Longbow, Portal Crop, and Crey Industries. Portal Corporation and Crey will soon be setting up offices within the Republic."

[Sean McClain]

*What day is today,
It's Sean McClain's birthday.
What a day for a birthday,
Now let's all have some cake!*

And you smell like one too! :D

[Phrozen]

Ah, I see. And how exactly would you do that? For you to even think of putting me in a cage, first you would have to get to Hell. Then you would have to battle through my army of unholy beings, from standard grunts to Cyberdemons(Doom), to high-level dark witches and warlocks.

And then you have to actually CAGE me, which will be next to impossible. Especially if I decide call my poker buddies Cthulhu, Pre-Crisis Darkseid, Dr. Doom, Megatron, and Bun-Bun.

Maybe you didn't hear me right. I said Yoko Ono, specifically the music of Yoko Ono if you can call it that.

[Anthony Johanson]

*What day is today,
It's Sean McClain's birthday.
What a day for a birthday,
Now let's all have some cake!*

And you smell like one too! :D

Yep, happy Birthday Sean. How old are you now?

[Sean McClain]

Yep, happy Birthday Sean. How old are you now?
Eighteen, just old enough to fleece children for the hated enemy, cigarettes.

[Captain Sarcasm]

Ah snap. I always manage to forget to come here for days at a time. Oh well, I'll stick with the next one.

[Gordon Smith]

Now, who are you again? :p

Oh, there's the memory going on me again. Sorry, gotta run off to work now.

[Sean McClain]

Now, who are you again? :p

Oh, there's the memory going on me again. Sorry, gotta run off to work now.
I am the great and terrifying wielder of the reality-re-writing MIGHTY FISH!.

Bes' be recognizin! :D

[JCAll]

I am the great and terrifying wielder of the reality-re-writing MIGHTY FISH!.

Bes' be recognizin! :D
Good. Use the Mighty Fish to help us find a girl to fit in a fish shaped stripper cake.

[Eternal Torment]

Your fish is no match for the......EXECUTIVE DECISION RETCON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!Or the creator's decision retcon.

[Guts/Batman]

Ehh?


What am I, our personal War machine maker?

It's why I pay you, yes...

Do I want to go pissing off a Mage...?

[The Dog]

Maybe you didn't hear me right. I said Yoko Ono, specifically the music of Yoko Ono if you can call it that.

And maybe you didn't hear ME right. To get to the Yoko Ono music, you must leave your beloved City-states far behind, entering the fiery realm of darkness and despair known as Hell, where the sinners, heretics, unbelievers, and, oh yes, the corrupt go after death to be tortured for all eternity.

Once there, you must defeat my army of demonic beings, from the lowly grunt, to the cenobite, to the cyberdemon(Doom style), and things more powerful than that.

If you get past that, then you must face me, and most likely my poker buddies Cthulhu, Pre-Crisis Darkseid, Bun-Bun, Dr. Doom, and Megatron to even get me into your "Sonic Cage".

Do you understand that, or do I have to elaborate?

[Guts/Batman]

Of course. AirPiracy on the open seas? She'd love it.


Oh great...

Damn...

That makes the task of creating an Air Force that much harder...

The Earth is nearly fully divided up, we must expand outward, to the planets! It's a must!

[Stretch Dude]

Happy birthday, General Shogun Magnum!

[Chou Blaster]

Your fish is no match for the......EXECUTIVE DECISION RETCON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!Or the creator's decision retcon.



:Cue him finding the Inter Net GOd BLing BLnig.. A she glwo swit hmassive ble aura.:

"Say what now!?


And with thy power.. I have decide dto turn this thread.. Into FUNK!


:Snaps fingers, cue Disco Ball, has a massive afro, and dancing>:

-Happy birthday man.

[BigJayStudd]

Happy Birthday, dog. Since we are from Iowa I present to you this corn themed cake and a few strippers in farm girl outfits.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Happy Birthday from me, Domo-kun, and all of Cromartie High School. *hands Sean Domo-kun cell phone and plushie*

[Eternal Torment]

Again,happy birthday.I send you a PS3 and 4 in addition to that bootleg of KH3 I stole from the future.

[Trystenn]

*What day is today,
It's Sean McClain's birthday.
What a day for a birthday,
Now let's all have some cake!*

And you smell like one too! :D
Welcom to the world of adult-hood!!!!


Yes, there is smoking ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

Damn...

That makes the task of creating an Air Force that much harder...

The Earth is nearly fully divided up, we must expand outward, to the planets! It's a must!
*D-ports back in*

*hands plans for the best air and navy forces*

Well, most of the planets are occupied also or are inhospitible, and I don't fancy us setting up another conflict while we are at war.

[Trystenn]

Happy Birthday NeoShogunZero!!!!

AKA Sean "The Main Brain" McClain

[Anthony Johanson]

Happy 18th Birthday Sean!

[Trystenn]

Coolness.


Now, remember that I can actrually expand your borders thanks to my newest invention. That is, if your interested.
Uh Huh!!!


What is it?

[The Dog]

Damn...

That makes the task of creating an Air Force that much harder...

The Earth is nearly fully divided up, we must expand outward, to the planets! It's a must!

Oh, I agree we need to take over the rest of the planets. I get Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Pluto.

[Trystenn]

Oh, I agree we need to take over the rest of the planets. I get Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Pluto.
Didnt we already you know, broke them?

[Anthony Johanson]

Didnt we already you know, broke them?

Oh yeah, we beat them up when the Earth's stuff was randomly hitting me.

*gets hit by random object*

Not again.

[Tommy]

Didnt we already you know, broke them?
I am hiding in the Asteroid belt. No one will ever find me... until it is too late.

[Trystenn]

Oh yeah, we beat them up when the Earth's stuff was randomly hitting me.

*gets hit by random object*

Not again.
Holy Crap, is there anything left to pound though?

[Trystenn]

I am hiding in the Asteroid belt. No one will ever find me... until it is too late.
.....................................
SEARCH AND DESTROY!!!

[Tommy]

Holy Crap, is there anything left to pound though?
You don't want me to answer that.

[Anthony Johanson]

Holy Crap, is there anything left to pound though?

Well, if the Earth is still hitting me.

*gets hit by another random object*

Ow, there must be stuff to pound.

[Tommy]

.....................................
SEARCH AND DESTROY!!!
I am invisible. And my attacks are unstoppable.

[Trystenn]

You don't want me to answer that.
Isnt that technically an answer?

[Guts/Batman]

Oh, I agree we need to take over the rest of the planets. I get Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Pluto.

You can have Venus...

Nothing can grow on Venus.

[Trystenn]

Well, if the Earth is still hitting me.

*gets hit by another random object*

Ow, there must be stuff to pound.
But i thought with all the innoccents on Earth we couldnt.

[Tommy]

Isnt that technically an answer?
Yes, but I never said "Pounding out the veal!"

[Trystenn]

I am invisible. And my attacks are unstoppable.
Well then we can still smell you!

[Trystenn]

Yes, but I never said "Pounding out the veal!"
You know i thought you were going to make a joke about pounding butt or something like that, not veal.

[Tommy]

You know i thought you were going to make a joke about pounding butt or something like that, not veal.
Obviously you are not a Strangers With Candy fan.

[Guts/Batman]

*D-ports back in*

*hands plans for the best air and navy forces*

Well, most of the planets are occupied also or are inhospitible, and I don't fancy us setting up another conflict while we are at war.

That is true.

A space program also take time to set up correctly but still satellites would be good.

*Looks over the Air and Navy forces* We need stuff that can hold up to Bebs' pirates...

[Trystenn]

Obviously you are not a Strangers With Candy fan.
No, but is that bad?

[Tommy]

No, but is that bad?
Strangers With Candy was the best TV show ever.

But in one episode Jerri Blank wants to date Drake Rodgers and is talking to her friend Tammy Littlenut. And Jerri says:

Jerri Blank: Shazam. Look. Drake Rogers. Mmm, he makes me all puffy down there. I'd love to tame his blue vein swayback throbber.
Tammi Littlenut: What do you mean, Jerri?
Jerri Blank: Take him backstage behind the meat curtain, know what I mean?
Tammy Littlenut: No.
Jerri Blank: I'm talkin' about pounding out the veal.
Tammi Littlenut: Are you thinking about having sex already?
Jerri Blank: Does a pimp carry a razor?
Tammi Littlenut: I don't know...
Jerri Blank: Trust me, they all do.

[Phrozen]

That is why I allied with someone with access to dimensional hoping capability. Since there are more then a couple completely devastated worlds out there to take over.

[Anthony Johanson]

But i thought with all the innoccents on Earth we couldnt.

We didn't pound Earth. Except Antartica.

[Anthony Johanson]

That is true.

A space program also take time to set up correctly but still satellites would be good.

*Looks over the Air and Navy forces* We need stuff that can hold up to Bebs' pirates...

*hands Guts an item*

This is a dimensional transporter, or D-porter for short. This is what I use to transport to other dimensions. You could mass produce them, and try to get the mage council to use magic to make sure they dont degrade with each copy. That solves the space program, with troops being able to transport to any place at will. Of course you need to equip them with the proper equipment.

As for Beb's pirates, these plans combine strength, speed, durability, and versatile. They should be able to outlast them until we can get into the war zone. Either that or we could promise a share of the spoils.

[The Dog]

You can have Venus...

Nothing can grow on Venus.

And Mercury. It's a hellish orb with temperatures that would roast a normal man easy.

Just like home, really. I'm gonna make it a vacation resort for me and my army of loyal minions.

[The Dog]

That is why I allied with someone with access to dimensional hoping capability. Since there are more then a couple completely devastated worlds out there to take over.

** All I need to do is rip a hole in the fabric of reality to the dimension I wish to travel to. The entrance I used is for when I enter a new dimension and want to show off.

[Guts/Batman]

And Mercury. It's a hellish orb with temperatures that would roast a normal man easy.

Just like home, really. I'm gonna make it a vacation resort for me and my army of loyal minions.

Must take a lot to burn...

What about the Hot Succubi?

[The Dog]

Must take a lot to burn...

What about the Hot Succubi?

*raises eyebrow*

What about them?

[Guts/Batman]

*raises eyebrow*

What about them?

Wouldn't they hate it on Mercury?

[The Dog]

Wouldn't they hate it on Mercury?

Why do you say that? They're demons from Hell, they're natural enviroment is hot as... well... Hell. So what would make them dislike it?

[Guts/Batman]

Why do you say that? They're demons from Hell, they're natural enviroment is hot as... well... Hell. So what would make them dislike it?

Well...

With them being part vampire and all, I thought sun would suck for them is all.

[Guts/Batman]

Damnit fell to 6th place!!!

[The Dog]

Well...

With them being part vampire and all, I thought sun would suck for them is all.

I don't really recall Succubi ever being said as being part-vampire. Certainly not the ones I rule over. They're demons, and demons tend to not care about a little thing like the sun.

[Anthony Johanson]

Damnit fell to 6th place!!!

Oh how the mighty have fallen!

[Guts/Batman]

I don't really recall Succubi ever being said as being part-vampire. Certainly not the ones I rule over. They're demons, and demons tend to not care about a little thing like the sun.

Well...

They have the traits of Vampires. Super strength, blood sucking, etc...

I guess I'm generalizing on the blooduscking bit. I conceed.

[Guts/Batman]

Oh how the mighty have fallen!

*Shakes fist at work*

Damn though work!!!

[The Dog]

Well...

They have the traits of Vampires. Super strength, blood sucking, etc...

I guess I'm generalizing on the blooduscking bit. I conceed.

Succubi don't suck blood, they steal souls. So they're soul suckers. As for the planets of Mercury and Venis, they are mine. Correct?

[Anthony Johanson]

*Shakes fist at work*

Damn though work!!!

I understand, so, any other preparations needed for the war about to be fought?

[Guts/Batman]

Succubi don't suck blood, they steal souls. So they're soul suckers. As for the planets of Mercury and Venis, they are mine. Correct?

Ahhhhhhhhhh...That's it. Then nevermind my little tangent.

I won't block the move. Unless you are going to make weapons of mass, mass, mass destruction there, of course.

[Guts/Batman]

I understand, so, any other preparations needed for the war about to be fought?

Still working on it. The army is massed. The Navy and Air Force is being raised but we don't have any grievance with New Venice or Try. *Waits for someone to do something stupid that causes international disaster**

I know I try our patience but when we do go to war, we will be victorious.

My plot device weapon is not ready yet...

[The Dog]

Ahhhhhhhhhh...That's it. Then nevermind my little tangent.

I won't block the move. Unless you are going to make weapons of mass, mass, mass destruction there, of course.

*Quickly hides plans for infinite mass drivers behind back* No, never. That's crazy talk.

[Guts/Batman]

*Quickly hides plans for infinite mass drivers behind back* No, never. That's crazy talk.

*Looks at Overlord Dog as he plots* I can tell something is stirring inside but I can't pierce the TP wall that has been set up. I don't want a war within my own empire now...

[Anthony Johanson]

Still working on it. The army is massed. The Navy and Air Force is being raised but we don't have any grievance with New Venice or Try. *Waits for someone to do something stupid that causes international disaster**

I know I try our patience but when we do go to war, we will be victorious.

My plot device weapon is not ready yet...

I am the strategist, patience is second nature to me.

[Anthony Johanson]

*Looks at Overlord Dog as he plots* I can tell something is stirring inside but I can't pierce the TP wall that has been set up. I don't want a war within my own empire now...

Anything you need me to do, Overlord Guts?

[The Dog]

*Looks at Overlord Dog as he plots* I can tell something is stirring inside but I can't pierce the TP wall that has been set up. I don't want a war within my own empire now...

What? Me? I'm not in your confusing realm. I'm my own realm. But you still don't war with Hell. Bad for, well, everything.

[Peter]

Anything you need me to do, Overlord Guts?

I could use some donuts and a milkshake, if you're offering.

:)

[Anthony Johanson]

I could use some donuts and a milkshake, if you're offering.

:)

I will get you some, only because I like you.

*D-ports away, and back with donuts and a milkshake*

Here you go. :)

[Guts/Batman]

What? Me? I'm not in your confusing realm. I'm my own realm. But you still don't war with Hell. Bad for, well, everything.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I don't think I can win a war with Hell unless I have God on my side...

[Peter]

I will get you some, only because I like you.

*D-ports away, and back with donuts and a milkshake*

Here you go. :)

Thank you Anthony.

Ooh, strawberry. My favourite :).

[Guts/Batman]

Anything you need me to do, Overlord Guts?

No...at ease soldier. The time for war will come soon enough.

Though I do need to find that chef...

[Phrozen]

You can have your plot device weapon. I have Crey moving their Project: Revanent into Neo Venice. That means endless cloned super hotties patroling the streets.

[Tommy]

According to the latest internet quizz... I am straight.

[The Dog]

According to the latest internet quizz... I am straight.

Well, that test is obviously stupid and wrong. for you once had a thread detailing your bad man on man sexcapades.

[Tommy]

Well, that test is obviously stupid and wrong. for you once had a thread detailing your bad man on man sexcapades.
I scored a 40% on gayness on the test. I laugh. I really do.

[Stretch Dude]

I am invisible. And my attacks are unstoppable.

You may be invisible, but clearly you aren't inaudible. I've already used sonic-imaging technology to track your location. Currently I have a Specific Shot aimed at your weak points with a Mighty Strike and Mentornado ready to provide backup.

Yield or suffer.

[Tommy]

You may be invisible, but clearly you aren't inaudible. I've already used sonic-imaging technology to track your location. Currently I have a Specific Shot aimed at your weak points with a Mighty Strike and Mentornado ready to provide backup.

Yield or suffer.
HA! You are foolish little worm. I rerouted my voice/text from my base into a series of dead box relay stations. Even as I am saying this... your uppance is coming!

*Fires a mass driver directly behind Stretch Dude*

[Chrosis]

Must... resist... asking... for... credentials!

*slams head into adamantium wall*

Much better. Hey, hows it been going?

[Stretch Dude]

HA! You are foolish little worm. I rerouted my voice/text from my base into a series of dead box relay stations. Even as I am saying this... your uppance is coming!

*Fires a mass driver directly behind Stretch Dude*

Nice shot. Might've taken me out too, if it wasn't for the personal subspace shielding carried by all Generals and Council members.

[Sean McClain]

Happy 18th Birthday Sean!
Thanks be to you, on this most auspicious New Year's Day!

Cause that's when I celebrate New Years.

*Fires copies of the Bizarro-Star Wars Prequel Trilogy into the massive crowd as party favors*

[Sean McClain]

Nice shot. Might've taken me out too, if it wasn't for the personal subspace shielding carried by all Generals and Council members.
Yet another one of our awesome powers.

Oh, check out what I got from the Pantheon today as a present.

*Holds up the Spark-Shard of Infinite Plot-Device.*

[Dalak]

*Cheesy Accent* Happy Birthday . . . . Mister McClain.

[Sean McClain]

*Cheesy Accent* Happy Birthday . . . . Mister McClain.
Not so happy once you have to dissect a chicken leg with no notice and no help.

But still, I gots money.

[Ghost_rider_x3]

18 years, man your gettin old!


lol

Happy Birthday man

[Chrosis]

Happy Birthday From Chicago.

*hands him a violin case*

Think 1930's gangsters. That's not a violin inside that case.

[The Watcher]

Happy Birthday. I'd give you a present but that would break my oath of non-intererence. :)

[Peter]

*sits back, drinks Sprite and eats pizza, and watches everybody battle to the death around him*

[Sean McClain]

18 years, man your gettin old!


lol

Happy Birthday man
Thanks, but I just thought of another good point.

P*rn-no-nography is now readily available to me.

[Sean McClain]

Happy Birthday From Chicago.

*hands him a violin case*

Think 1930's gangsters. That's not a violin inside that case.
Ah, the never-ending Tommy Gun, just what I need.

*shoots a stoolie 692 times in the pelvis*

[Sean McClain]

Happy Birthday NeoShogunZero!!!!

AKA Sean "The Main Brain" McClain
Oddly enough, after watching that episode of ATHF, that's the nickname my family started using for me.

That guy was awesome.

[Chevan]

*sits back, drinks Sprite and eats pizza, and watches everybody battle to the death around him*

*steals the Sprite*

[Sean McClain]

*steals the Sprite*
*Uses Spark-Shard of Infinite Plot-Device to replace Peter's Sprite.*

[Peter]

*steals the Sprite*

Eh, I was pretty much finished with it.

Enjoy your empty can :).

[Anthony Johanson]

*Uses Spark-Shard of Infinite Plot-Device to replace Peter's Sprite.*

Lucky, I didn't get anything for my birthday.

[The Dog]

*Appears in a massive burst of Hellfire before Sean and Stretch Dude*

Alright now, I hope you two weren't hoping of hurting my friend Emma, were you? Because as of now, he's under the official protection of the forces of the Realm of Hell. If you were to harm him in any way, you will be incurring the full wrath of Hell. *Smiles darkly* And we don't want that, now do we?

[Chrosis]

*Appears in a massive burst of Hellfire before Sean and Stretch Dude*

Alright now, I hope you two weren't hoping of hurting my friend Emma, were you? Because as of now, he's under the official protection of the forces of the Realm of Hell. If you were to harm him in any way, you will be incurring the full wrath of Hell. *Smiles darkly* And we don't want that, now do we?

I may just take a HALLS. Nobody wants me to take a HALLS. :evilsmile

[Sean McClain]

*Appears in a massive burst of Hellfire before Sean and Stretch Dude*

Alright now, I hope you two weren't hoping of hurting my friend Emma, were you? Because as of now, he's under the official protection of the forces of the Realm of Hell. If you were to harm him in any way, you will be incurring the full wrath of Hell. *Smiles darkly* And we don't want that, now do we?
Uh, if you didn't notice, I was just demonstrating my new Spark-Shard that I received from the Gods today.

[The Dog]

I may just take a HALLS. Nobody wants me to take a HALLS. :evilsmile

*Delivers a closed-fist backhand to Chrosis, knocking him down*

And I may just get upset. And you sure as Hell don't want that... Do you?

[Anthony Johanson]

I may just take a HALLS. Nobody wants me to take a HALLS. :evilsmile

Didn't Cleric give you a beating even after you took HALLS?

[Sean McClain]

Didn't Cleric give you a beating even after you took HALLS?
We could always travel back in time to erase HALLS from history.

RIIII-COOOOLAAA!

[Chrosis]

*Delivers a closed-fist backhand to Chrosis, knocking him down*

And I may just get upset. And you sure as Hell don't want that... Do you?

*gets ready to pop a HALLS*

Please don't make me do this... It's most annoying.

[The Dog]

Uh, if you didn't notice, I was just demonstrating my new Spark-Shard that I received from the Gods today.

*Reaches into back pocket and pulls out own Spark-Shard*

Small world, huh? How'd you gets yours? I had to clean out the stables, newspapers, and various other toiletries for their animals. Unfortunately, their powers don't affect the toiletries of their animals, and offered me a deal. I clean it up, and I get a Spark-Shard. Took me a week of manual labor nonstop to finish it.

It's how I took over Hell.

[Chrosis]

We could always travel back in time to erase HALLS from history.

RIIII-COOOOLAAA!

*covers ears*

Gah! That horrible wretched sound! Begone!

[Sean McClain]

*Reaches into back pocket and pulls out own Spark-Shard*

Small world, huh? How'd you gets yours? I had to clean out the stables, newspapers, and various other toiletries for their animals. Unfortunately, their powers don't affect the toiletries of their animals, and offered me a deal. I clean it up, and I get a Spark-Shard. Took me a week of manual labor nonstop to finish it.

It's how I took over Hell.

Mine was a present from the great Pantheon whom dwell in the sky. Which one is yours?

The Burning Victory of God Finger, or The All-Encompassing Matrix?

[Sean McClain]

*covers ears*

Gah! That horrible wretched sound! Begone!
*Summons the power of Spinach*

I's stands all's I cn' stands, and I ain't gonna stands no more!

[Chrosis]

*Summons the power of Spinach*

I's stands all's I cn' stands, and I ain't gonna stands no more!

I yam what I yam, I'm popey the sailor the man!

[Phrozen]

"I would like to announce the opening of the Neo Venice commodities and stock exchange market. The Exchange Commission of Neo Venice will over see that no funny business goes on within the market. Now please invest."

[Sean McClain]

I yam what I yam, I'm popey the sailor the man!
I wonder, should I let you pay for this hamburger next Tuesday if I let you eat it today?

What do you think, Wimpy?

[Chrosis]

I wonder, should I let you pay for this hamburger next Tuesday if I let you eat it today?

What do you think, Wimpy?

Popeye! Saaaaaave me!

*commences arm waving*

[Sean McClain]

Popeye! Saaaaaave me!

*commences arm waving*

*Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Said the fair young maiden!

Well, it's only me from over the sea,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor,
I'm all lit up like a Christmas tree,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
I'll sail the sea until I croak,
Drink my whiskey, swear, and smoke,
But I can't swim a bloody stroke,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Said the fair young maiden.

Uh-uh!
I got me a wife in every port,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
The handsome gals is what I court,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
With my false heart and flattering tongue
I courts 'em all both old and young,
I courts 'em all, but marries none,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

So good-bye,
Good-bye,
So long, toots,
I'll see you again!*

[Chrosis]

*Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Said the fair young maiden!

Well, it's only me from over the sea,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor,
I'm all lit up like a Christmas tree,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
I'll sail the sea until I croak,
Drink my whiskey, swear, and smoke,
But I can't swim a bloody stroke,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Tell me when we soon shall wed,
Said the fair young maiden.

Uh-uh!
I got me a wife in every port,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
The handsome gals is what I court,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
With my false heart and flattering tongue
I courts 'em all both old and young,
I courts 'em all, but marries none,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

So good-bye,
Good-bye,
So long, toots,
I'll see you again!*


*nods*

*commence heavy metal bass solo*

[Sean McClain]

*nods*

*commence heavy metal bass solo*
The funny thing is, that's the CLEAN version of the song.

The other version is much, MUCH dirtier.

[Chrosis]

The funny thing is, that's the CLEAN version of the song.

The other version is much, MUCH dirtier.

You consider that song dirty at all?

I must direct you to a song called, "Discovery Channel", by "The Bloodhound Gang"

[The MunchKING]

That is true.

A space program also take time to set up correctly but still satellites would be good.

*Looks over the Air and Navy forces* We need stuff that can hold up to Bebs' pirates...


best of Luck there...

[Chrosis]

best of Luck there...

I'm doubting his ability to hold back Beb's pirates without the aid of... well... you.

[The MunchKING]

Why do you say that? They're demons from Hell, they're natural enviroment is hot as... well... Hell. So what would make them dislike it?
Besides, it's not like they're wearing heavy clothes. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm doubting his ability to hold back Beb's pirates without the aid of... well... you.

Don't be knocking him if you yourself cant do it.

[The MunchKING]

Well...

They have the traits of Vampires. Super strength, blood sucking, etc...

I guess I'm generalizing on the blooduscking bit. I conceed.
They don't generally suck blood, IIRC. They go straight for other fluids, and then your soul. ;)

[Chrosis]

Don't be knocking him if you yourself cant do it.

Wait... I have a land that can be conquered? Sweet! When did this happen?

[The MunchKING]

Succubi don't suck blood, they steal souls. So they're soul suckers. As for the planets of Mercury and Venis, they are mine. Correct?
They suck other things too, but maybe we shouldn't go there. ;)

[Sean McClain]

Puh-Leeze. To even put that song in as dirty is an insult to the power of Barnacle Bill. (http://www.diamondgeezers.org.uk/sounds/lyrics/barnaclebillthesailor.html) You consider that song dirty at all?

I must direct you to a song called, "Discovery Channel", by "The Bloodhound Gang"

[The MunchKING]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I don't think I can win a war with Hell unless I have God on my side...


hello!!

Well, the Big Guy was busy, but he said if you need help I'm here for ya. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

Wait... I have a land that can be conquered? Sweet! When did this happen?

Dunno, guess we got a bit annoyed with you so we decided to give you a small chunk of land.

[The MunchKING]

I scored a 40% on gayness on the test. I laugh. I really do.
Linky goodness?

[The MunchKING]

I'm doubting his ability to hold back Beb's pirates without the aid of... well... you.
And to be fair I like her a LOT more than him. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Don't be knocking him if you yourself cant do it.
I can keep Bebs from preying on my Air traffic.

[Chrosis]

Dunno, guess we got a bit annoyed with you so we decided to give you a small chunk of land.

I'd like to see her try and take it.

*gets out pack of HALLS*

[Anthony Johanson]

I can keep Bebs from preying on my Air traffic.

What do we have to give in return?

[The MunchKING]

What do we have to give in return?

a Tithe of your gross ought to do it. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Now Which one of us is the REAL pirate? ;)

[Chrosis]

Now Which one of us is the REAL pirate? ;)

Bebs without a doubt.

[Anthony Johanson]

I'd like to see her try and take it.

*gets out pack of HALLS*

How well have Halls worked for you?

[Chrosis]

How well have Halls worked for you?

Amazingly well until Cleric intervenes. He can somehow counter act them.

If I can get him on my side... :evilsmile

[The MunchKING]

Bebs without a doubt.
Says the guywho can't gross anything because he doesn't have a Citizen basse.

[Anthony Johanson]

a Tithe of your gross ought to do it. ;)

Well, since I dont run a empire (yet), I can't do that. However, maybe I can convince Guts to do that.

[Chrosis]

Says the guywho can't gross anything because he doesn't have a Citizen basse.

I can't gross anything?

What in the sam hell is a citizen basse?

*cue heavy metal bass solo*

[The MunchKING]

*hands him a loudly ticking Box. *

[Phrozen]

a Tithe of your gross ought to do it. ;)

Millions for defense, not one cent for tribute.

[Anthony Johanson]

Amazingly well until Cleric intervenes. He can somehow counter act them.

If I can get him on my side... :evilsmile

So, theoretically, anyone equal and above Cleric can give you a through beatdown. Like me for instance.

[The MunchKING]

I can't gross anything?

The Gross is how much you make before you take out your expenses.

What in the sam hell is a citizen base?

You know. People who live in your land?

[The Dog]

hello!!

Well, the Big Guy was busy, but he said if you need help I'm here for ya. ;)

Now, wouldn't it be more logical you be helping me? Considering you were taking the Overlord quiz, and your wife is Wonder Bebs, an evil air pirate, it seems far more logical.

[The MunchKING]

Millions for defense, not one cent for tribute.

Like hell they could be losing that much to pirates anyway.

If they are it's probably a LOT more than Bebs and her crews anyway. It's not like we need the money.

[Sean McClain]

*hands him a loudly ticking Box. *
Aww, you got me a *REALITY WARP* Baby SuperGolem.

How nice of you.

[Chrosis]

The Gross is how much you make before you take out your expenses.



You know. People who live in your land?

I have no expenses, therefore unlimited wealth. And who the hell needs citizens? I'm fine in my tower of darkness.

Now I unleashe Phil! Supreme ruler of heck and prince of insufficient light!

[The MunchKING]

Now, wouldn't it be more logical you be helping me?

Nah I should turn you in to the who's REaLLY running the Netherworld and let hIM deal with you. ;)


Considering you were taking the Overlord quiz, and your wife is Wonder Bebs, an evil air pirate, it seems far more logical.

Awwwwe, she's not evil. not really... Chaotic Good.

[Anthony Johanson]

I have no expenses, therefore unlimited wealth. And who the hell needs citizens? I'm fine in my tower of darkness.

Now I unleashe Phil! Supreme ruler of heck and prince of insufficient light!

That tall tower might as well be a bullseye.

[Phrozen]

Like hell they could be losing that much to pirates anyway.

If they are it's probably a LOT more than Bebs and her crews anyway. It's not like we need the money.

That is Thomas Jefferson on the Barbary Coast Pirates.

Plus, once the sailors are out in international waters, what they do is none of Neo Venice's business.

[The MunchKING]

I have no expenses, therefore unlimited wealth. And who the hell needs citizens? I'm fine in my tower of darkness.

Now I unleashe Phil! Supreme ruler of heck and prince of insufficient light!

*hits PHil with a giant Spork*

[The MunchKING]

That is Thomas Jefferson on the Barbary Coast Pirates.

I know.

Plus, once the sailors are out in international waters, what they do is none of Neo Venice's business.

Of course. Or in this case International AirSpace.

[Sean McClain]

So, theoretically, anyone equal and above Cleric can give you a through beatdown. Like me for instance.
No, save your beatdownish-rage-thing for when he steps out of line.

[Sean McClain]

I have no expenses, therefore unlimited wealth. And who the hell needs citizens? I'm fine in my tower of darkness.

Now I unleashe Phil! Supreme ruler of heck and prince of insufficient light!
*hits Phil with ball-peen hammer*

Next!

[Anthony Johanson]

No, save your beatdownish-rage-thing for when he steps out of line.

I'm not in a beatdown rage, I was just pointing out something. Howver, if I was in one, much pain and conquering would be done.

[The MunchKING]

Aww, you got me a *REALITY WARP* Baby SuperGolem.

How nice of you.

Yup. Runs on clockwork and Magic.

Keep him wound up and he ought to serve you for far longer than you'll live.

[Sean McClain]

Yup. Runs on clockwork and Magic.

Keep him wound up and he ought to serve you for far longer than you'll live.
Nothing outlives Eternity.

You should know that.

Besides, if my human shell dies, I'll just Mind-Transfer into his body. Great gift, though!

[Sean McClain]

I'm not in a beatdown rage, I was just pointing out something. Howver, if I was in one, much pain and conquering would be done.
Politics is needlessly complicated.

Let's get Drunk!

[Anthony Johanson]

Politics is needlessly complicated.

Let's get Drunk!

Nah, I can't, I am allergic to Alchohol.

[Phrozen]

Politics is needlessly complicated.

Let's get Drunk!

*hands Sean a drink*

Tell me when to stop giving you drinks.

[Chrosis]

Politics is needlessly complicated.

Let's get Drunk!

Remember the incident with the pool full of booze?

*lights match and throws it in Sean McClain's beer can*

[Chrosis]

Nothing outlives Eternity.

You should know that.

Besides, if my human shell dies, I'll just Mind-Transfer into his body. Great gift, though!

What happens when he stops ticking though?

[Sean McClain]

Remember the incident with the pool full of booze?

*lights match and throws it in Sean McClain's beer can*
Cool, just the thing to top off my Flaming Homer.

[The MunchKING]

Nothing outlives Eternity.

You should know that.

Besides, if my human shell dies, I'll just Mind-Transfer into his body. Great gift, though!
As TikTok Found out it's hard to wind yourself up. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Politics is needlessly complicated.

Let's get Drunk!
I tend to avoid doing that after the Tanith thing...

[Sean McClain]

As TikTok Found out it's hard to wind yourself up. ;)
That's what upgrades are for.

Now, I just need a few seasons worth of Power Rangers on DVD, and I'll be set.

[The Dog]

Nah I should turn you in to the who's REaLLY running the Netherworld and let hIM deal with you. ;)

I would be worried, except I don't run SO's Netherworld. I run Khazan's Hell, which is a completetly different place.

*Rubs temples irritatedly*

Convincing you to return sure wasn't one of my brighter moves.

[Anthony Johanson]

I tend to avoid doing that after the Tanith thing...

Great, now you have made me want to know about that. Do tell...

[The MunchKING]

I would be worried, except I don't run SO's Netherworld. I run Khazan's Hell, which is a completetly different place.

Oh. Well in that case I'll just have to stick with my innate Palidiny Goodness... ;)

*Rubs temples irritatedly*

Convincing you to return sure wasn't one of my brighter moves.

I'm enjoying myself.

[Trystenn]

I tend to avoid doing that after the Tanith thing...
*Ears perk up*
Really? What happened?

[The MunchKING]

Great, now you have made me want to know about that. Do tell...


It was a LONG time ago...

It involved ChuckG coming up with an innane way of beating MunchKING and then he gave it to Tanith. So, having been flirting, and chasing Tanith since his inception, Munchy saw this as a deep betrayal. So to make a long story short (too late) he tried to drink himself into oblivion, and then ended up jumping off a moutain or two.

Once he got over it, he was over Tanith too...

[JCAll]

As TikTok Found out it's hard to wind yourself up. ;)
...
That doesn't sound dirty at all.
*walks away*

[yeoman]

*Ears perk up*
Really? What happened?

I think he's referring the time Tanith and Chuck got fed up with Munchy, used a loophole in his power structure to gain total control over him, then he got drunk and crashed on CBY's couch for several weeks.

That or he got drunk while posting and did something I never heard about.

[Anthony Johanson]

It was a LONG time ago...

It involved ChuckG coming up with an innane way of beating MunchKING and then he gave it to Tanith. So, having been flirting, and chasing Tanith since his inception, Munchy saw this as a deep betrayal. So to make a long story short (too late) he tried to drink himself into oblivion, and then ended up jumping off a moutain or two.

Once he got over it, he was over Tanith too...

Oh, I remember reading up on that, You vs. Hogwarts, if that is correct. But, those were rather unfortunate circumstances.

[Trystenn]

It was a LONG time ago...

It involved ChuckG coming up with an innane way of beating MunchKING and then he gave it to Tanith. So, having been flirting, and chasing Tanith since his inception, Munchy saw this as a deep betrayal. So to make a long story short (too late) he tried to drink himself into oblivion, and then ended up jumping off a moutain or two.

Once he got over it, he was over Tanith too...
Ah yes, the ol "Behind my back betrayal" thing, its happened to all of us sadly.

[The MunchKING]

I think he's referring the time Tanith and Chuck got fed up with Munchy, used a loophole in his power structure to gain total control over him, then he got drunk and crashed on CBY's couch for several weeks.

It wasn't so mucch complete control, as completly immunity and ability to shaft me in a minute.

[Anthony Johanson]

Ah yes, the ol "Behind my back betrayal" thing, its happened to all of us sadly.

That goes triple for me.

[The MunchKING]

Oh, I remember reading up on that, You vs. Hogwarts, if that is correct. But, those were rather unfortunate circumstances.


Ah yes. Well it's all Water under the Draw Bridge now.

Bebs will testify about all the fun Tanith is missing. ;)

[Trystenn]

I think he's referring the time Tanith and Chuck got fed up with Munchy, used a loophole in his power structure to gain total control over him, then he got drunk and crashed on CBY's couch for several weeks.

That or he got drunk while posting and did something I never heard about.
Maybe both perhaps?


And a loophole you say? What was it?

[Trystenn]

That goes triple for me.
Bah, whatever we got us now, so lets party!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Ah yes. Well it's all Water under the Draw Bridge now.

Bebs will testify about all the fun Tanith is missing. ;)

Unfortunately, since Tanith might permanently MIA/left for good, its kinda moot.