Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[EevilJ]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro

[SSJVegeta]

Lindsay Lohan vs Paris Hilton vs Hilary Duff vs Britney Spears vs Christina Aguilera


1] Who would win in a boxing match?
2] Who would win in a catfight?
3] Who has the better style?
4] Do you like Lindsay or Paris or Hilary or Britney or Christina better?
5] Who is the Bitchest?

[Stretch Dude]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro

Specifically... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sealadvdb2.jpg)

[Stretch Dude]

*repeatedly pushes the "All Mangled, Eviscerated, Killled, Resurrected, Nuked, Resurrected Again, Hosed With Napalm and Killed Again" button*

For when the "All Mangled and Killed" button just isn't enough.

[MaxofSteel]

Specifically... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sealadvdb2.jpg)

Bizarro Quinn was my favorite. Cute lil' bastard...

[Stretch Dude]

Bizarro Quinn was my favorite. Cute lil' bastard...

"I hate them all, except Turtleface."

[Doom68]

why is christina in this? shes way out of any of these other girls' league. really you shoulda gone with tara reid. hilary duff probly shouldnt be here either just cause really, shes not like the others. replace them with the olsen twins tho or nicole ritchie.

[Brian Cronin]

1] Who would win in a boxing match?

This is a tough one. I think I'll go with Duff, but Christina might pull it out.

2] Who would win in a catfight?

Britney.

She is loco.

3] Who has the better style?

Christina

4] Do you like Lindsay or Paris or Hilary or Britney or Christina better?

I don't particualry like any of them, but I have no real problem with Hilary or Christina. I guess I'll pick Christina.

5] Who is the Bitchest?

Probably Paris. I don't know if she is actually THAT bitchy, but probably more so than the others.

-Brian

[Stretch Dude]

Well, that thread didn't last long...

[EevilJ]

Specifically... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sealadvdb2.jpg)
Sealab 2021? Aha...

[EevilJ]

Bizarro Quinn was my favorite. Cute lil' bastard...
"Bizzaro, I love you. Bizzaro, I love you."

[EevilJ]

Lindsay Lohan vs Paris Hilton vs Hilary Duff vs Britney Spears vs Christina Aguilera


1] Who would win in a boxing match?
Either Hilary or Christina.

2] Who would win in a catfight?
Christina.

3] Who has the better style?
Either Hilary or Christina.

4] Do you like Lindsay or Paris or Hilary or Britney or Christina better?
I like Hilary. But I don't like Lindsay, Paris & Christina.

5] Who is the Bitchest?
I agree with Brian Cronin.

[Eternal Torment]

It is the time for talk, for there is nothing to do.

[Miburohunter929]

Talk about what?

I swear it better not be about our feelings.

The first person to talk about their feelings gets a Miburo Uppercut to the crotch.

At top speed.

I'll start running from a mile away and something resembling mach 10.

And If by chance, you happen to lack nuts.

I'll just kick you in your fucking neck.

[Eternal Torment]

Talk about what?

I swear it better not be about our feelings.

The first person to talk about their feelings gets a Miburo Uppercut to the crotch.

At top speed.

I'll start running from a mile away and something resembling mach 10.

And If by chance, you happen to lack nuts.

I'll just kick you in your fucking neck.

That's too bad. Because you are already dead. *Miburo's neck snaps* End of the line. And if that was a Miburobot, it must have been shoddily made. In fact, it must be so shoddy that Doctor Doom would hunt you down and blast you to bits for ruining his idea. So there.

[Miburohunter929]

That's too bad. Because you are already dead. *Miburo's neck snaps* End of the line. And if that was a Miburobot, it must have been shoddily made. In fact, it must be so shoddy that Doctor Doom would hunt you down and blast you to bits for ruining his idea. So there.

Through death I shall gain eternal power....

Of course, I dont die that easily *Regens*

And that wasnt a miburobot, it was ikari pretending to be me to try and sneak into my lair.

And come on, everyone knows Doom and Miburo are homeys.

He be all like "Yo, Miburo! Wanna come with me and Ride up on Richards punk ass?"

And I have to refuse, seeing as how I'm always trying to kill someone else at the time.

Also: *Kicks your face in with Dynamic Entry*

[Guts/Batman]

*repeatedly pushes the "All Mangled, Eviscerated, Killled, Resurrected, Nuked, Resurrected Again, Hosed With Napalm and Killed Again" button*

For when the "All Mangled and Killed" button just isn't enough.

Definitely not.

[Eternal Torment]

Through death I shall gain eternal power....

Of course, I dont die that easily *Regens*

And that wasnt a miburobot, it was ikari pretending to be me to try and sneak into my lair.

And come on, everyone knows Doom and Miburo are homeys.

He be all like "Yo, Miburo! Wanna come with me and Ride up on Richards punk ass?"

And I have to refuse, seeing as how I'm always trying to kill someone else at the time.

Also: *Kicks your face in with Dynamic Entry*

*counters with an Atemi Nage* Your face is one with the ground. Now die and stay out of my sight.

[Stretch Dude]

Definitely not.

Yes...wait. Are you agreeing with me or disagreeing?

[Miburohunter929]

*counters with an Atemi Nage* Your face is one with the ground. Now die and stay out of my sight.


*It turns out to be a kage Bunshin* Much to learn, you still have, my friend.

Now allow me to assist you in your suicide.

*Stabs you with Gatotsu*

I'll say a prayer for you later.

[Guts/Batman]

Yes...wait. Are you agreeing with me or disagreeing?

It was definitely not enough for this case.

[Stretch Dude]

It was definitely not enough for this case.

Indeedy-do.

[Devon C.]

Donald Trump will look good bald, I know that much. Or maybe he WILL go with the dreadlocks, or a flat top.

[Froggy]

*Dropkicks miburo then impales him with chicago bulls guard ben gordon* TWENTY POINT BEN GORDON STABBING BEEZY!

[Super Samurai]

Donald Trump will look good bald, I know that much. Or maybe he WILL go with the dreadlocks, or a flat top.

Or a mohawk, or even a mullet would look better.

Also...

The Countdown Has Started

12000 here we come.

[Devon C.]

Or a mohawk, or even a mullet would look better.
Vince will probably be merciful and just give him some cornrows.

[Vakanai]

In my sleep deprived madness...er...I mean the sleep deprived madness of the Plot Gods, you have become an anime magical girl(none in particular, just generic magical girl). Even if you male, you are now a magical girl. You have all the typical love and bubbles powers that come along with the gig, no uber enemies, and you have essentially the same wants and mindset you've always had. However, not all is well in your girly lil world. All the creepy magical girl fans(I'm sure you know a few) know where you are, AND all tenticle monsters now have a crush on you. What do you do?

p.s. You also get a baseball bat(nonmagical).

[JCAll]

In my sleep deprived madness...er...I mean the sleep deprived madness of the Plot Gods, you have become an anime magical girl(none in particular, just generic magical girl). Even if you male, you are now a magical girl. You have all the typical love and bubbles powers that come along with the gig, no uber enemies, and you have essentially the same wants and mindset you've always had. However, not all is well in your girly lil world. All the creepy magical girl fans(I'm sure you know a few) know where you are, AND all tenticle monsters now have a crush on you. What do you do?

p.s. You also get a baseball bat(nonmagical).

Why are you repeating yourself?

[God_of_Awesome]

Okay.... first I find my magical pet (which will be a lemur), and have him teach me how to kick ass magical style. So I kick some tentacle ass but keep a small submissive one alive to keep me companies on cold lonely nights.

[Froggy]

I get to smashing the creep fans with the baseball bat, then get a camera for the tentacle monster













SO I CAN SHOW IT THE VID OF ME KICKING ITS NC SEVENTEEN RATED ASS!

[Deviant Juvenile]

Not just a magical girl, but a lesbian magical girl...

Awesomeness.

[biggsdacat]

I don't see trump losing at all really. I just have a gut feeling. Though the fact that vince has umaga kinda does leave a lot to ask of trump's representative.

Hopefully trump picks big show, as he'd be able to fucking squash uamag when booked properly. But given his recent contract issues with the wwe he's a longshot to say the least.

Fuck gilbert.

[Hikari Tsukishiro]

Awesomeness. I will feel so freakin' cute.
I want to twirl and twirl and feel cute. Moe~

Too bad I don't get a female rival like Nanoha and go all lesbian on her.

I guess it's not so awesome that everyone knows where I live, but I will just move I suppose for the fanboys.

I will go all Dokoro-chan and upgrade my bat to a spiked club for the tentacle monsters.

[Vakanai]

In my sleep deprived madness...er...I mean the sleep deprived madness of the Plot Gods, you have become an anime magical girl(none in particular, just generic magical girl). Even if you male, you are now a magical girl. You have all the typical love and bubbles powers that come along with the gig, no uber enemies, and you have essentially the same wants and mindset you've always had. However, not all is well in your girly lil world. All the creepy magical girl fans(I'm sure you know a few) know where you are, AND all tenticle monsters now have a crush on you. What do you do?

p.s. You also get a baseball bat(nonmagical).

Why are you repeating yourself?

The two phrases you had bolded were:
and you have essentially the same wants and mindset you've always had.
AND all tenticle monsters now have a crush on you.
Unless your of the mindset were you want tenticle monsters to...ewww:eek: ...I just realized that was a joke post...I hope...

Actually, that might not be so bad...:o

[Froggy]

Can I Bus!? Yes I Can!!!!!!!

[biggsdacat]

Can I Bus!? Yes I Can!!!!!!!

Ooooo, the LL cool J diss to Canibus?

[Froggy]

Ooooo, the LL cool J diss to Canibus?

yea, my friend showed me some youtube vid that had that song. I still like rip the jacker better for how canibus murked LL over his own beat. but damn that one line ll had


"ASK CANIBUS ABOUT THIS, cause 99 percent of his fans dont exist!"



















that left one word on my mind. OWNED

[Deviant Juvenile]

I will go all Dokoro-chan and upgrade my bat to a spiked club for the tentacle monsters and the persistant fanboys.

Fixed it for you. :)

[Hikari Tsukishiro]

Missed that.

I am so looking forward to the panty shots of my female magical girl self on the interwebs that the fanboys will find a way to take pictures of.

[Kevin M.]

I probably end up in jail.

[Deviant Juvenile]

Missed that.

I am so looking forward to the panty shots of my female magical girl self on the interwebs that the fanboys will find a way to take pictures of.

Unless you flood the net with them first and make them so common as to be worthless. :D

[Vakanai]

Unless you flood the net with them first and make them so common as to be worthless. :D

Magical Girl pantyshots worthless? NEVAR!

[Vakanai]

I probably end up in jail.

Can a magical girl go to jail?

[God_of_Awesome]

Jamar is watching the news....

"Local celebrity, Magical Girl BB, has been arrested for FUI, or Flying Under the Influence," thr Reporter announced, "More at 11."

[Kevin M.]

Can a magical girl go to jail?

I woud go to jail for doing dumb shit with my powers.

[Radical]

Okay.... first I find my magical pet (which will be a lemur), and have him teach me how to kick ass magical style. So I kick some tentacle ass but keep a small submissive one alive to keep me companies on cold lonely nights.

Same, basically, except my MP will be a cabbit or something.

[Radical]

Stupid repeated posts. :mad:

[T51R]

Ho crap. I'm screwed. Literally.:eek:

[S J C]

I want Saturn class powers.

I then Issue an ultimatum any fanboy or tentacled horror comes within 5 feet of me I drop the Glaive and the world goes boom.

If not I use my powers (If not fire-based) to get me a flamethrower.

[OverMaster]

So, we have no uber enemies, right? I guess that means all tentacle monsters I'll fend off are the weakling kind.

Tentacle bashing time!

And I want my Magical Girl Pet to be a wisecracking platypus with wings.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Like SJC said, what's the fun of having powers if we can blow sh!t up? *pouty*


My magical pet/advisor...? A black panther with wings!


My magical item...? A BFG please! *laughs*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

*Points to the Title of this Thread*.


When did it become Downtown Khazan: The Bizarro-zone! ?

[Gladiaria_Alata]

*Points to the Title of this Thread*.


When did it become Downtown Khazan: The Bizarro-zone! ?

Several days ago I think. Maybe Tuesday.

that left one word on my mind. OWNED

Watching someone get owned is fun though. If you don't like them very much that is.

[Stretch Dude]

*Points to the Title of this Thread*.


When did it become Downtown Khazan: The Bizarro-zone! ?

After I sent the Negative Zone into the Phantom Zone.

[Devon C.]

Really though, am I the only guy in the world who doesn't like Konami?

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Really though, am I the only guy in the world who doesn't like Konami?

Huh? What don't you like about Konami?

[Len Ikari145]

Through death I shall gain eternal power....

Of course, I dont die that easily *Regens*

And that wasnt a miburobot, it was ikari pretending to be me to try and sneak into my lair.

And come on, everyone knows Doom and Miburo are homeys.

He be all like "Yo, Miburo! Wanna come with me and Ride up on Richards punk ass?"

And I have to refuse, seeing as how I'm always trying to kill someone else at the time.

Also: *Kicks your face in with Dynamic Entry*

Please, like I would risk entering your lair when I could easily send one of my Lenbots. Oh, and-- *Tosses a pepper-bomb at Miburo's eyes, who cries out in agony before falling off a conveniently placed cliff* Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!:evilsmile

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Really though, am I the only guy in the world who doesn't like Konami?



..........


This means you don't like Metal Gear, correct?



Remember, answer carefully this question...........

[SSJVegeta]

Really though, am I the only guy in the world who doesn't like Konami?
Uh... Don't like Castlevania, Metal Gear, Contra, Gradius, etc.?


But I like Konami.

[Froggy]

Several days ago I think. Maybe Tuesday.



Watching someone get owned is fun though. If you don't like them very much that is. good point

[Super Samurai]

Ummmm, no one is here. Interesting...

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Nice try, SS.


But I'm here.:evilsmile

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

So close now........

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

*Fire Dances*.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Where is Waldo?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Hmm................

[Super Samurai]

Please, not Cleric again.

EDIT: YES!!!!!, I have foiled Cleric.:p

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

.....................

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Please, not Cleric again.




..............


You win this round, Super Samurai!

[Super Samurai]

..............


You win this round, Super Samurai!

I couldn't let you get it again, you would have held too much power. Don't worry though 13000 will be coming...:D

[Froggy]

..............


You win this round, Super Samurai!

Johnny Storm! He braved the unknown terrors of dating Frankie Raye and was exposed to something less than pleasant. Now, due to a persistant burning sensation whenever he urinates, friends call him THE HUMAN TORCH

[Darth Joker]

While sitting in his Latverian throne room one day, and while sipping the finest wines that Doom's threatening stare can swindle out of the native Latverians, Dr. Doom decides its time to ensure that his legacy lives on long after his natural death. As such, he picks out seven females through out the omniverse to secretly impregnate with his sperm while they sleep through his highly advanced reproductive technologies. He even maps out the genders of each child, ensuring which gender they will turn out to be. He also determines the number of children per impregnated 'mate'.

Doom decides to impregnate only royalty, to ensure that his progency will be inheritors of kingdoms (or at least of high standing within them).

The following find themselves suddenly pregnant one morning, and this is the gender/number of children they will give birth to that include's Doom's omniverse spanning DNA...

1) Queen Beryl (Sailor Moon) - One child, female

2) Wonder Woman (DCAU - Themyscrian Princess) - One child, male

3) She-Ra (MotU - Eternian Princess) - Twin children, one of each gender

4) Fatora (El Hazard - Roshtarian Princess) - One child, female

5) Naga, the Serpent (Slayers - Saillune Princess) - Twin children, both female

6) Princess Leia Organa (Star Wars - Naboo Princess) - Twin children, both male

7) Ayeka Masaki Jurai (Tenci Muyo! - Jurai Princess) - One child, male

Doom decides to check in with each of his children once they reach the age of 20 (spending a month with each - going in the order as numbered here). What does he fine on Sailor Moon verse Earth/Negaverse, DCU Earth/Themyscria, Eternia/Etheria, El Hazard, Saillune, the Star Wars Universe, and the Tenchi universe, when he visits his progency?

None of the impregnated women will know for sure what caused their pregnancy - Dr. Doom will hide his sperm tracks well.

What happens in each case?

[SSJVegeta]

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

[shades of eternity]

doom gets jiggy :-p

[Super Samurai]

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

Have problems with all of those points, except for the last one.

[Vakanai]

What happened? I clicked on a thread I started, and it took me here. Whered my thread go?

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

6) Princess Leia Organa (Star Wars - Naboo Princess) - Twin children, both male
Alderaan Princess, you mean. And Leia and Han have to go to marriage counciling, since neither knows how these twins were born.

[Super Samurai]

What happened? I clicked on a thread I started, and it took me here. Whered my thread go?

Don't be sad, your thread was just assimilated into Downtown. The coolest place to be.

[OverMaster]

Naga and Fatora? Okay, it's official: pression has finally gotten to Victor and he lost his marbles. :p

[Darth Joker]

Alderaan Princess, you mean. And Leia and Han have to go to marriage counciling, since neither knows how these twins were born.

Good point.

Tenchi's harem will probably be extremely mad at Ayeka at first, thinking that she finally landed the guy that they're all after. :p

[Darth Joker]

Naga and Fatora? Okay, it's official: pression has finally gotten to Victor and he lost his marbles. :p

Imagine a female child with the laugh of Naga, the desire of power of Doom, and the ego of both?

Oh, those twin children of Doom and Naga are going to be a riot! :D

[Vakanai]

Don't be sad, your thread was just assimilated into Downtown. The coolest place to be.

You mean the sticky thread I never read cause it would take me forever to read 700(:eek: )+ pages? Wow! What's this thread for:confused: ? Hey, I did say I never read it.

[MaxofSteel]

What's this thread for:confused: ?

For being awesome. :cool:

[Super Samurai]

You mean the sticky thread I never read cause it would take me forever to read 700(:eek: )+ pages? Wow! What's this thread for:confused: ? Hey, I did say I never read it.

What MoS said, and to be crazy.

[Froggy]

Wonderwoman?
The boy becomes WONDERMAN=nonjobberversion

[Guts/Batman]

*Grumbles*

Damn dinner time...

[Guts/Batman]

For being awesome. :cool:

This thread can never approach awesomeness...

[Guts/Batman]

and to be crazy.

This is can be.

[Vakanai]

So my thread got assmilated by the neverending awesome thread? Ok, glad to have that straightened out. Do I get an awesome sticker for this?

[MaxofSteel]

So my thread got assmilated by the neverending awesome thread? Ok, glad to have that straightened out. Do I get an awesome sticker for this?

Don't have any on me right now. But this is just as good.

*High fives Vakanai*

[Guts/Batman]

No...

Awesome stickers don't exist in the Khazan. Unless you want to make yourself one, that is.

[SAMAS]

Have problems with all of those points, except for the last one. I prefer Polyamourous bisexuals, myself.

[KingEli]

Ayeka? Jurai becomes New Lavetria.

[OverMaster]

This thread can never approach awesomeness...

Darn right. 'Awesome' isn't the word I'd use for it either.

Eh, I've been left a bit embittered lately, I guess.

[Vakanai]

So not awesome. What is this thread for?

[Gordon Smith]

Awesome or not, the thread, along with the rest of the forums, will probably be taking a bit of a nap later this afternoon. There's some problems in the forums cropping up that may need maintenance scripts to be run, so they'll likely be turned off for a little while.

[OverMaster]

Awesome or not, the thread, along with the rest of the forums, will probably be taking a bit of a nap later this afternoon. There's some problems in the forums cropping up that may need maintenance scripts to be run, so they'll likely be turned off for a little while.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I am noticing those problems right now. Took me four attempts to post this.

Le sigh.

[MaxofSteel]

I still say this thread is awesome. :cool:

There's plenty of feats to prove it too.

[Gordon Smith]

Okay, the forums were just reset, so there may not be any downtime after all.

[MaxofSteel]

Okay, the forums were just reset, so there may not be any downtime after all.

See? See what I mean? Awesome. :cool:

[Devon C.]

Uh... Don't like Castlevania, Metal Gear, Contra, Gradius, etc.
Never played Contra, played the first Metal Gear Solid and backed away, wasn't ever big on Castlevania (for a platformer, it was kinda dull, I dunno), and I hated Gradius, but that's most likely because I was never a fan of scrolling shooters ("shmups". I spit on your shmups! *ptooie*). Hated that Double Dribble game they made. Base Wars lost its luster quick, and I never got the appeal of Dance Dance Revolution. The only game series from Konami I ever really liked was Ninja Turtles. And that's the series that makes Konami still useful to me.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

*rises an eyebrow* This thread seems to have become a regular fount of randomosity.
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..... Well, more random than it already was.

[Stretch Dude]

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

I'm afraid to ask who said that.

[Stretch Dude]

You mean the sticky thread I never read cause it would take me forever to read 700(:eek: )+ pages? Wow! What's this thread for:confused: ? Hey, I did say I never read it.

It is both nothing and everything. A place of violence and peace, but most violence. A den of madness, hidden away in plain sight. It is the son of SoapOperus and the TMI Thread.

Know it. Love it, yet fear it. But do not respect it. It has not earned it.

[Devon C.]

"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."


http://www.noveltyshirts.net/nomaam.gif

[Len Ikari145]

*rises an eyebrow* This thread seems to have become a regular fount of randomosity.
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..... Well, more random than it already was.

I second this, but with less articulation.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!:eek:

[Radical]

While sitting in his Latverian throne room one day, and while sipping the finest wines that Doom's threatening stare can swindle out of the native Latverians, Dr. Doom decides its time to ensure that his legacy lives on long after his natural death.

Or his unnatural one, if these women find out he (technically) raped them.

1) Queen Beryl (Sailor Moon) - One child, female

Sailor Moon can't stop laughing at the mental image of Beryl's oversized belly.

4) Fatora (El Hazard - Roshtarian Princess) - One child, female

People will talk, Fatora being a lesbian and all.

5) Naga, the Serpent (Slayers - Saillune Princess) - Twin children, both female

Lina Inverse hangs herself when the kids both have Naga's laugh.

6) Princess Leia Organa (Star Wars - Naboo Princess) - Twin children, both male

If those kids are Force-sensitive, watch out!

7) Ayeka Masaki Jurai (Tenci Muyo! - Jurai Princess) - One child, male

Ryoko goes on the rampage.

None of the impregnated women will know for sure what caused their pregnancy - Dr. Doom will hide his sperm tracks well.

Nah, let 'em find out...it'll be funnier. (cue Benny Hill music)

[lonewolf23k]

Somehow, I doubt Doom can hide the trail well enough to keep Washu from finding out...

[Adam Safran]

Somehow, I doubt Doom can hide the trail well enough to keep Washu from finding out...

Does Washu have the attention span for that? She's like Calvin in that..

[Darth Joker]

Ok... what if all seven women find out that they were impregnated by Doom? :evilsmile

[God_of_Awesome]

Ok... what if all seven women find out that they were impregnated by Doom? :evilsmile

Doom dies.

[KingEli]

Ok... what if all seven women find out that they were impregnated by Doom? :evilsmile

Doom Preped for this.

[Vakanai]

It is both nothing and everything. A place of violence and peace, but most violence. A den of madness, hidden away in plain sight. It is the son of SoapOperus and the TMI Thread.

Know it. Love it, yet fear it. But do not respect it. It has not earned it.

That really doesn't answer my question...

[Tami]

Talking to the animals ... If you could talk to one animal, which one would it be and what would you talk about?

[Gladiaria_Alata]

I second this, but with less articulation.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!:eek:

:D


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[kain5252]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!:eek:

Milkshakes from Hell... nuff said!

[Vakanai]

I'm fairly positive we are way off topic. Least I would be if I knew what that topic was. As I don't, where the hell are my hell's milkshakes!

[Devon C.]

There is no topic, there was no topic, and there never will be a topic. This is a thread designated for stupidity and randomness.

[Len Ikari145]

There is no topic, there was no topic, and there never will be a topic. This is a thread designated for stupidity and randomness.

In other words, a godless hellhole. :p

Ahh, I love this place.:)

[Stretch Dude]

That really doesn't answer my question...

PRECISELY!!!

[MaxofSteel]

In other words, a godless hellhole. :p

Ahh, I love this place.:)

I totally read "godless asshole" at first.

Just thought I'd let you all know. :cool:

[Stretch Dude]

I totally read "godless asshole" at first.

Just thought I'd let you all know. :cool:

Which says more about you than it ever will about us.

[Devon C.]

Male cheerleaders get served. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG2VATjqwKY)

Male cheerleaders get served, pt 2. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YeHw44PwU)

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Male cheerleaders get served. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG2VATjqwKY)

Male cheerleaders get served, pt 2. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YeHw44PwU)

....... Not to sure if I actually want to watch those. o.O

[MaxofSteel]

Which says more about you than it ever will about us.

Not the location, Silly Buns! The noun!















..."Silly buns"?...

*walks away frightened*

[Froggy]

"Whats up Smokey?":

"NOT A DAMN THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!" *runs off*

[MaxofSteel]

"Whats up Smokey?":

"NOT A DAMN THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!" *runs off*

"I love Fridays."

[Len Ikari145]

Not the location, Silly Buns! The noun!















..."Silly buns"?...

*walks away frightened*


Silly Max, always scaring the crap out of himself with his choice of words.:D

[kain5252]

Silly Max, always scaring the crap out of himself with his choice of words.:D

It is his hobby I suppose.

[Vakanai]

Stupidity and randomness?...



...Hey!


I thought I was genius...

[Gladiaria_Alata]

*shakes head*









:D

[Len Ikari145]

*shakes head*









:D

Yeah, Shake your head NOW. But soon, you'll become as warped and idiotic as the rest of us.:D

[MaxofSteel]

It is his hobby I suppose.

My other hobby is being kickass. :cool:

[Froggy]

"I love Fridays."

Lmao

"Nobody run me up in my house like a little b*tch" what amkes it even weirder is my friends say i sound like smokey

[Devon C.]

This thread is usually pretty dead around this time. dead as milli vanilli's career.

[Magneto_X]

Alderaan Princess, you mean. And Leia and Han have to go to marriage counciling, since neither knows how these twins were born.

Han dies very quickly. He's hotheaded enough to shoot Doom once he knows what's going on but unlike Vader Victor will vaporise him on the spot. Or have a Doombot do it for him.

Victor ends up being a huge help during the Vong war. Only because he doesn't want his sons to die if he can help it (unless he can benefit from it in some way, of course).

[Magneto_X]

Does Washu have the attention span for that? She's like Calvin in that..

Only if she's playing around. If she is serious she'll have no problem spending hours, if not days, working on it until it's solved. She does do complex experiments that take time to make, after all.

Doom finally will meet his equal. And he will be obsessed with her from that point. Not sure if she'll have feelings for him----but she could possibly find a way to "redeem" him. Doom is a good man underneath. She'll just have to work on a way to bring that to the surface.

Then Doom lives in the Masaki household. :D

And Tenchi thought it was bad getting constantly tested by Washu! :eek:

[lonewolf23k]

Does Washu have the attention span for that? She's like Calvin in that..

I think an immaculate conception might tickle her scientific curiosity enough.

[Adam Safran]

Hmm. Does anyone think the spawn of Doom and one of these ladies could potentially be Calvin? :evilsmile:

[sun tzu]

Hmm. Does anyone think the spawn of Doom and one of these ladies could potentially be Calvin? :evilsmile:

Well, we already established in the other thread that Calvin is the biological son of Doom and Washu...

[Darth Joker]

Hmm. Does anyone think the spawn of Doom and one of these ladies could potentially be Calvin? :evilsmile:

Which one? Naga? Fatora?

[Adam Safran]

Which one? Naga? Fatora?

Oi. Imagine Doom and Naga taking Calvin for a walk. That would *ONLY* end in ugliness. Would Calvin *LIKE* his mom and dad at all?

[Magneto_X]

Calvin would want to be Doom when he grows up after that. :eek:

[Adam Safran]

Calvin would want to be Doom when he grows up after that. :eek:

What sort of unholy hybrid would he be, assuming that Doom uses DNA from *ALL* of the women?

[Angel_Of_Cheese]

6) Princess Leia Organa (Star Wars - Naboo Princess) - Twin children, both male

So the women won't have any idea where their little bundles of DOOM!!! came from? Hmmm.... :eek: That might explain Anakin Skywalker! Immaculate/Midichlorian conception my foot.

[Super Samurai]

This thread is usually pretty dead around this time. dead as milli vanilli's career.

Actually one of them is already dead...

Didn't think about that didja?

[Eternal Torment]

Dance for Riddick! Dance, foolish puppets!

[MaxofSteel]

Dance for Riddick! Dance, foolish puppets!

*Dances*

I'm doing this of my own accord, thank you.

[Eternal Torment]

*Dances*

I'm doing this of my own accord, thank you.

You're doing the twist. I can assume safely that you are horrible, and thus must dance to Riddick's tune. TO HIS TUNE.

[MaxofSteel]

You're doing the twist. I can assume safely that you are horrible, and thus must dance to Riddick's tune. TO HIS TUNE.

I don't know that routine. You're going to have to show all of us.

[Eternal Torment]

I don't know that routine. You're going to have to show all of us.

All he wants to do is improvise to the beat of his music, and not screw up. Since I've been fused to a wall by MunchKING, I can't dance.

[MaxofSteel]

All he wants to do is improvise to the beat of his music, and not screw up. Since I've been fused to a wall by MunchKING, I can't dance.

I'll do my best.

*Does the Macarena*

[Froggy]

"You cant catch me in the streets without a ton of reefer, thats like malcolm x catching the jungle fever"

[SSJVegeta]

"Come my Son! I have my new moustache in a jar!"

[T51R]

The entire Jurai Royal Family in an uproar when they find out about Doom's shennanigins? You're talking a spacefleet led by the Tsunami-Fune above Latveria pounding the country[and probably the planet] into dust from orbit.:eek:

[Devon C.]

"You cant catch me in the streets without a ton of reefer, thats like malcolm x catching the jungle fever"
"I tried to do sit-ups, man, to get buff, did two and a half, couldn't get up"

Anybody seen that Popeye vs. Anime webtoon?

[KingEli]

The entire Jurai Royal Family in an uproar when they find out about Doom's shennanigins? You're talking a spacefleet led by the Tsunami-Fune above Latveria pounding the country[and probably the planet] into dust from orbit.:eek:

Please. You think Doom wouldn't have something? Knowing Victor he'll think of them as Second Rate Kree. (I mean MU Earth gets invaded weekly)


Wait.........Victor gets the Kree to Fight Jurai...........Galactic Storm II anybody?

[Froggy]

"I tried to do sit-ups, man, to get buff, did two and a half, couldn't get up"

Anybody seen that Popeye vs. Anime webtoon?

lmao

and no but i want to see it

plz tell me he gets his theme song?



"Ho's play your position cause you'll never be king even jigga want the crown how that sound poor thing!

[T51R]

Please. You think Doom wouldn't have something? Knowing Victor he'll think of them as Second Rate Kree. (I mean MU Earth gets invaded weekly)


Wait.........Victor gets the Kree to Fight Jurai...........Galactic Storm II anybody?

Man. I can imagine SHIELD, the Shi'ar and several other races throwing huge-arse NYE-like parties after witnessing the Kree getting bulldozed over by an entire fleet of LHW-shielded ships.

Lilandra: "Thanks, boys!"

Jurian Commander in Chief: "No problem, how about a drink later?"

Lilandra *flips Jurai Commander off* "On behalf of the Shi'ar empire and its allies...F*CK YOU!"

Commander: "Just asking..." :D

[Devon C.]

He gets his theme song, alright. Actual quote from Popeye in cartoon:

Here you are, floatin' babies!

Hang on...hang...on...:

"Public Enemy number one, five-o said FREEZE, and I got numb, can I tell him that I really never had a gun, but its the wax that the Terminator X spun"

[Froggy]

He gets his theme song, alright. Actual quote from Popeye in cartoon:

Here you are, floatin' babies!

Hang on...hang...on...:

"Public Enemy number one, five-o said FREEZE, and I got numb, can I tell him that I really never had a gun, but its the wax that the Terminator X spun"

ALRIGHT! I gotta find this vid then

"You cant rap, or act my main man you ogn end up as an intern wroking for defjam, see you was never man enough to battle with canibus, you out of luck, i crushed you the minute i got tatted up"

[SSJVegeta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9inoJ93MCLA

[Froggy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9inoJ93MCLA

That was hilarious

[Devon C.]

ALRIGHT! I gotta find this vid then

"You cant rap, or act my main man you ogn end up as an intern wroking for defjam, see you was never man enough to battle with canibus, you out of luck, i crushed you the minute i got tatted up"
"Don't you dare stare, you better MOVE, don't ever compare, me to rest who will all get sliced and diced, competition's payin' the price!"

[KingEli]

Man. I can imagine SHIELD, the Shi'ar and several other races throwing huge-arse NYE-like parties after witnessing the Kree getting bulldozed over by an entire fleet of LHW-shielded ships.

Lilandra: "Thanks, boys!"

Jurian Commander in Chief: "No problem, how about a drink later?"

Lilandra *flips Jurai Commander off* "On behalf of the Shi'ar empire and its allies...F*CK YOU!"

Commander: "Just asking..." :D

They go out in one hell of a blaze of glory.

The way The Current Kree Fight? Jurai get on their knees and THANK Tsunami for the LHW in grovel fashion. With the way Ronan the Accuser leads(Read Ahinlation) them, you think they are nuts.......well in a way but they use their own bulidings as rockets and crash them into enemey ships, then go in and kick some ass. And Ronan world crack The Jurai Royal family with his Cosmic Rod aka Da Hammer. Upside their heads.

[Froggy]

"Don't you dare stare, you better MOVE, don't ever compare, me to rest who will all get sliced and diced, competition's payin' the price!"

"jack the ripper imll rip the jacker rape a rapper with a classic from his own master's YA DEAD"!



I still say canibus won

[Froggy]

They go out in one hell of a blaze of glory.

The way The Current Kree Fight? Jurai get on their knees and THANK Tsunami for the LHW in grovel fashion. With the way Ronan the Accuser leads(Read Ahinlation) them, you think they are nuts.......well in a way but they use their own bulidings as rockets and crash them into enemey ships, then go in and kick some ass. And Ronan world crack The Jurai Royal family with his Cosmic Rod aka Da Hammer. Upside their heads. and thats why the Kree are some cold mofuggas. If they had luke cage as a leader theyd be the most feared in the MU

[Devon C.]

Okay, quick question, Froggy:

Jay-Z, or Lil Wayne?

[SSJVegeta]

That was hilarious

Yeah.


The Real Popeye (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt9yPBxElUQ)

[Froggy]

Okay, quick question, Froggy:

Jay-Z, or Lil Wayne?

Jay Z. I dont see why everybody is so big on Wayne nowadays, to me he's still that little twelve year oold singing out the cash money chorus of "Bling bling"

Ras Kass FTW win tho

[Devon C.]

Now, there's a word for people who can do that. I read it in a guide to Ripley's Believe it or Not!.

Edit: to some, Wayne is saving the hip hop music industry. Cue a rap hater coming in and saying that it can never be saved.

[Froggy]

Now, there's a word for people who can do that. I read it in a guide to Ripley's Believe it or Not!.

Edit: to some, Wayne is saving the hip hop music industry. Cue a rap hater coming in and saying that it can never be saved.

I wouldnt say saving. Theres other cats who're doing that but not getting as much pblicity as wayne. He's alright but hes getting waaaaaaaaaaaay overhyped. I got darn near crucified the other day for saying he was "alright". people were ready to burn me at the stake.


and if said hater comes in they can hait all the want, cause this is the bizarro zone, there hate will be TOLD TO BE LOVE FOR WHAT THEY THINK IS HATE! GYAHH

[SSJVegeta]

Jay-Z, or Lil Wayne?

Lil wayne is a better rapper than Jay-Z, the only reason people say that Jay-Z is better is because of how long his been rapping, nigga stop sucking Jay-Z dick and just except the fact that Lil Wayne is a better rapper...

[Froggy]

Lil wayne is a better rapper than Jay-Z, the only reason people say that Jay-Z is better is because of how long his been rapping, nigga stop sucking Jay-Z dick and just except the fact that Lil Wayne is a better rapper...

Naw its not that, its cause he's not, he's alright, but naw hate to say it but jay is better than him. I dont really listen to either of em though so..............


Murs for the win

[EevilJ]

Michael Jordan or Dennis Rodman?

[Froggy]

Michael Jordan or Dennis Rodman?

MJ. he didnt join the lakers just to be a nuisance, and actually stayed working at them rings during his run

[T51R]

and thats why the Kree are some cold mofuggas. If they had luke cage as a leader theyd be the most feared in the MU

They still wouldn't be as feared as when you have Luke Cage voiced by Samuel L. Jackson as their leader.

[SSJVegeta]

Naw its not that, its cause he's not, he's alright, but naw hate to say it but jay is better than him. I dont really listen to either of em though so..............

I don't even think he's better than Lil Wayne! So "it was written" sums up his career," it was", but "it isn't" anymore!

[SSJVegeta]

Michael Jordan or Dennis Rodman?

Dennis Rodman's book is creating more buzz than Michael Jordan's.

Therefore, Rodman > MJ.

[KingEli]

Dennis Rodman's book is creating more buzz than Michael Jordan's.

Therefore, Rodman > MJ.

That's dumb logic. So because Rodman book is creating more buzz he's better than Michael?

[OverMaster]

Never played Contra, played the first Metal Gear Solid and backed away, wasn't ever big on Castlevania (for a platformer, it was kinda dull, I dunno), and I hated Gradius, but that's most likely because I was never a fan of scrolling shooters ("shmups". I spit on your shmups! *ptooie*). Hated that Double Dribble game they made. Base Wars lost its luster quick, and I never got the appeal of Dance Dance Revolution. The only game series from Konami I ever really liked was Ninja Turtles. And that's the series that makes Konami still useful to me.

Parodius is Love.

Dance Dance Revolution and the Yu-Gi-Oh videogames suck hard, though.

[biggsdacat]

Now, there's a word for people who can do that. I read it in a guide to Ripley's Believe it or Not!.

Edit: to some, Wayne is saving the hip hop music industry. Cue a rap hater coming in and saying that it can never be saved.

Saving the industry? Ha! I live in SF cali, I used to live in east oakland and richmond, and for anyone to say that lil wayne has any kind of influence or pull in rap out here is fucking outside their mind.

It's quite simple, you're either down, or you're not. There's not a ton of love for any one rapper, and we certainly don't feel that lil wayne is saving hip hop. Out here hip hop doesn't need saving.

Random? Sure. Hamburgers.

Oh yeah, Nas > Jay-Z and Wayne combined.

[SSJVegeta]

Dance Dance Revolution and the Yu-Gi-Oh videogames suck hard, though.

Agreed. He/she say.

Oh yeah, Nas > Jay-Z and Wayne combined.

Damnit! Nas is wayyyyyyy betta than both Jay-Z & Lil Wayne.

[Super Samurai]

Yeah, I always preferred Nas over Jay-Z. Although Jay-Z always had the luxury of having the better beats. Also if you're gonna retire then damnit you better retire for good.

[EevilJ]

Male cheerleaders get served. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG2VATjqwKY)

Male cheerleaders get served, pt 2. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YeHw44PwU)

I'm sorry I don't want to see male cheerleaders... :(

[MaxofSteel]

I'm sorry I don't want to see male cheerleaders... :(

It pertains to the Spirit Squad of the WWE. PRETTY FUNNY STUFF! :D

[Tami]

I read somewhere that work was starting on a Cable & Deadpool live action movie. Rumor or truth, that just so ...wierd.

[Brian Cronin]

It would suck to have to play Deadpool, running aroudn with your face covered up the whole time!!

-Brian

[Froggy]

I don't even think he's better than Lil Wayne! So "it was written" sums up his career," it was", but "it isn't" anymore!
Lil wayne is aight, and nas is better than jay, so it goes

Nas> some other rappers that have this spot(Mos Def, Murs, Common, Ras Kass, Chino XL and a few more people)>Jay>Wayne
Agreed. He/she say.



Damnit! Nas is wayyyyyyy betta than both Jay-Z & Lil Wayne. yea, yea he is

[EevilJ]

It pertains to the Spirit Squad of the WWE. PRETTY FUNNY STUFF! :D

ROFL! Thank you! :D

[EevilJ]

Dennis Rodman's book is creating more buzz than Michael Jordan's.

Therefore, Rodman > MJ.

WTF? Did you just sit around and think that up and say "hey, that'd be dumb if someone thought that"?

[Brian Cronin]

I suppose if you specifically highlit their abilities in their chosen field agains the compertition, then I suppose you could make an argument for Rodman over Jordan.

Rodman dominated rebounding more than Jordan dominated scoring.

However, scoring is much mroe important in basketball than rebounding - and Jordan did a bunch of other stuff, while Rodman basically just rebounded and played defense (both admirable traits, but more as a supporting cast member).

-Brian

[Gordon Smith]

Sports talk. Never could get into that. Ah well, to each his or her own.

[Brian Cronin]

Sports talk. Never could get into that. Ah well, to each his or her own.

Sports talk rulez!!

It is so awesome that I adjusted the normal spelling of "rules" to add a "z" instead of an "s".

It deserves a more extreme spelling, that is how awesome it is.

-Brian

[Brian Cronin]

The radio is playing "Knockin' On Heaven's Door," and before, it played "Tangled Up In Blue"!!!

TWO DYLAN SONGS in a matter of HOURS?!?!

AWESOME!

-Brian

[Brian Cronin]

And it was followed up by Tom Waits' "The Heart of Saturday Night"!! AWESOME!!

-Brian

[Froggy]

Spiderman be an awesome basketball player, i mean seriously

[Brian Cronin]

You can't palm the ball in basketball, and Spidey would be constantly getting the ball stuck to his hand!

So that would be a drawback.

I bet Bullseye would be a really good shooter in the NBA.

-Brian

[Froggy]

You can't palm the ball in basketball, and Spidey would be constantly getting the ball stuck to his hand!

So that would be a drawback.

I bet Bullseye would be a really good shooter in the NBA.

-Brian
Bullseye have several 3 point contest trophies in his career


but he'd be a problem like ron artest


you KNOW Dr Doom be an awesome coach tho

[Brian Cronin]

True...Bullseye would make Artest look like a piker.

Doom I think would be better suited as a general manager than a coach. Imagine the deals he would negotiate!

Cap or Cyclops, I think, would be good coaches.

She-Hulk would make for a good center.

You know who would be an interesting defender? Madrox. Each time he got bumped - whammo - a new Madrox!! I guess that would break the rules, though (too many men on the court).

-Brian

[Froggy]

True...Bullseye would make Artest look like a piker.

Doom I think would be better suited as a general manager than a coach. Imagine the deals he would negotiate!

Cap or Cyclops, I think, would be good coaches.

She-Hulk would make for a good center.

You know who would be an interesting defender? Madrox. Each time he got bumped - whammo - a new Madrox!! I guess that would break the rules, though (too many men on the court).

-Brian Yea. he'd be traded moer tiems than artest and rodman combined

Cap be an awesome coach

She Hulk, shed be like a green lisa leslie, I wouldnt mind getting swatted by her :)

instead of madrox, i'd probably put mr fantastic, cept he might have a problem with the wraparound

[Brian Cronin]

Can you imagine trying to dribble with those long arms?

And while he would swat a lot of shots, he could be muscled easily - sorta like Manute Bol. :)

-Brian

[Brian Cronin]

G'Nort just wasn't gritty enough.

Thank goodness Chaykin addressed that glaring defect.

-Brian

[Gordon Smith]

Sports talk rulez!!

It is so awesome that I adjusted the normal spelling of "rules" to add a "z" instead of an "s".

It deserves a more extreme spelling, that is how awesome it is.

-Brian

I was never able to play any sports, so I turned my back on all things related to them. I irritate my co-workers by openly hoping for the Edmonton Oilers to be denied a play-off berth so I don't have to put up with their drunken fans during hometown games. I am so bitter about it all!

[Froggy]

Can you imagine trying to dribble with those long arms?

And while he would swat a lot of shots, he could be muscled easily - sorta like Manute Bol. :)

-Brian

Then the Hulk and she hulk be the most awesome Center power forward duo. Quicksilver be a awesome point guard. Dunk contest be kind of different, adamantium hoops

[Brian Cronin]

Quicksilver WOULD be awesome.

It would almost be unfair, though.

SPEED DAMPNERS, I SAY!

-Brian

[Brian Cronin]

I was never able to play any sports, so I turned my back on all things related to them. I irritate my co-workers by openly hoping for the Edmonton Oilers to be denied a play-off berth so I don't have to put up with their drunken fans during hometwon games. i am so bitter about it all!

At least you don't live in Montreal.

Imagine being anti-Habs in Montreal!!!!

-Brian

[Froggy]

Quicksilver WOULD be awesome.

It would almost be unfair, though.

SPEED DAMPNERS, I SAY!

-Brian
True true, then i'd jsut take someone like prodigy, who'd be as good as all the people on the court COMBINED.
and a few spider clones i'd have my team. PALMING THE BALL BE DAMNED!

[Brian Cronin]

What would be interesting is a team of solely "human" athletes, like Hawkeye or Silver Sable. Who would make up two teams using THAT as the limits?

Man...there are so few "human" characters left in Marvel.

-Brian

[Froggy]

What would be interesting is a team of solely "human" athletes, like Hawkeye or Silver Sable. Who would make up two teams using THAT as the limits?

Man...there are so few "human" characters left in Marvel.

-Brian

The clippers.........and golden state warriors.

the human characters are going down waaaaay down

[Vakanai]

I figured out what this place is! It is where ideas and brain cells come to die! Wait, was the magical girl thing that stupid? Wait...don't answer that.

If I was a generic magical girl with a fanboy and tenticle alien problem, I'd use my powers to kill and maim...

MJ>>>>>>>>>>>Rodman!

[Brian Cronin]

It wasn't that your post was stupid - it was just considered a bit too off-topic, so it was merged here, which is the off-topic discussion thread.

So feel free to continue the discussion you began in that thread!

-Brian

[EevilJ]

MJ>>>>>>>>>>>Rodman!
Well... Michael Jordan > Dennis Rodman

Dennis Rodman's gay.


Kermit Washington for pulling off the mother of all suker punches...

[Vakanai]

off-topic discussion thread!!!

Why couldn't someone have just said that when I asked what this was?!

Rages about and destroys endless small towns. "Why couldn't they just say that! VAKANAI SMASH!"

I'm done, please continue on...

[Brian Cronin]

off-topic discussion thread!!!

Why couldn't someone have just said that when I asked what this was?!


That wouldn't have been any fun! :)

-Brian

[Brian Cronin]

Well... Michael Jordan > Dennis Rodman

Dennis Rodman's gay.


Kermit Washington for pulling off the mother of all suker punches...

Can you imagine dislocating a dude's SKULL with a punch? That's some scary stuff.

-Brian

[Froggy]

Well... Michael Jordan > Dennis Rodman

Dennis Rodman's gay.


Kermit Washington for pulling off the mother of all suker punches...
Kermit washington was pretty scar with that...chris childs hit on kobe aint got nothing on him or jeff van gundy grabbing alonzo mournings leg

[Gordon Smith]

I figured out what this place is! It is where ideas and brain cells come to die! Wait, was the magical girl thing that stupid? Wait...don't answer that.

If I was a generic magical girl with a fanboy and tenticle alien problem, I'd use my powers to kill and maim...

MJ>>>>>>>>>>>Rodman!


What Brian said. Sorry I missed your question earlier. Mea culpa and all that.

[biggsdacat]

theres only one S in racist isnt there?

There's only one S in your FASE!!



Bitch.

[biggsdacat]

Oliver Miller.

Greatest. Player. EVER.

That's right.

[Captain Morgan]

There's only one S in your FASE!!



Bitch.

Nice to know you got my back, bigs.

[Vakanai]

Since this is offtopic, am I the only one to think Froggy might be related to an Anime character? Namely Mihoshi? Seems to be a resemblance in personality, sa'll I'll say...

[Froggy]

There's only one S in your FASE!!



Bitch.
O ITS ON MOTHAFUCKA! PUT UP THEM DUKES B*TCH!

*Stabs biggsdacat with hakeem warrick* I GOT MORE TO CHOOSE FROM PLAYA
D'oh! You're right.
once again my spelling skills save the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[biggsdacat]

Nice to know you got my back, bigs.

Damn right. Always.

[biggsdacat]

O ITS ON MOTHAFUCKA! PUT UP THEM DUKES B*TCH!

*Stabs biggsdacat with hakeem warrick* I GOT MORE TO CHOOSE FROM PLAYA

once again my spelling skills save the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Did this muthafucka just stab me with hakeem warrick? Aw shit, it's on playa.

Meet me in the chat thread bitch. My weapon is already drawn. Let's go.

Bitch.

Oliver Miller in da hizhouse!!!!

[Froggy]

Since this is offtopic, am I the only one to think Froggy might be related to an Anime character? Namely Mihoshi? Seems to be a resemblance in personality, sa'll I'll say...

EY! IM NOT AS DUMB AS MY Si.................o crap i've said too much....................YOU GOTTA HELP ME!

[biggsdacat]

*Canonball special with nate robinson, aimed at froggy's balls*

Die you sonofabitch!!!!

[biggsdacat]

:confused: :confused: :confused:

Sweet!!!!!!

[biggsdacat]

Yo GS, me and froggy have to settle this. Please move it into the chat thread, where I can dominate froggy with my sheer manliness.

[Froggy]

*Canonball special with nate robinson, aimed at froggy's balls*

Die you sonofabitch!!!!
*Swats nate robinson away with the sword of stromile swift* NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU LARGE SONIC ADVENTURE CHARACTER!~

[biggsdacat]

How much do you want to get owned? Owned like barkley did shaq? Or more like amare stoudamire did olowakandi?

That's right, kiss the rings bitch.

[Froggy]

How much do you want to get owned? Owned like barkley did shaq? Or more like amare stoudamire did olowakandi?

That's right, kiss the rings bitch.
Question is how much do you want to get owned........like Frederic weiss did by vince carter? DONT REMEMBER HIM? THATS RIIIIIIIIIIGHT its gonna be THAT baaaaaaaaaad
Did this muthafucka just stab me with hakeem warrick? Aw shit, it's on playa.

Meet me in the chat thread bitch. My weapon is already drawn. Let's go.

Bitch.

Oliver Miller in da hizhouse!!!!

My weapon was drawn.....ONTO YOUR FACE!

[biggsdacat]

*Swats nate robinson away with the sword of stromile swift* NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU LARGE SONIC ADVENTURE CHARACTER!~

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Sword of stromile. That is so hardcore.

*Uses the dick bavetta and joe crawford as nunchucks*

Oh!! U didn't knowwwww!! Yo ass betta call somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

[Len Ikari145]

Since this is offtopic, am I the only one to think Froggy might be related to an Anime character? Namely Mihoshi? Seems to be a resemblance in personality, sa'll I'll say...

Eh, I thought he was more like Eric Matthews from Boy meets World. Then again, I always considered him a RL male version of Mihoshi, so yeah, I see your point.:D

[Froggy]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Sword of stromile. That is so hardcore.

*Uses the dick bavetta and joe crawford as nunchucks*

Oh!! U didn't knowwwww!! Yo ass betta call somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
BUCK THAT! *pops out the Ray allen shotgun, witht he Dick Vitale Scythe* U CANT C ME MUDDASUCKA!!!!!!!:mad:
Eh, I thought he was more like Eric Matthews from Boy meets World. Then again, I always considered him a RL male version of Mihoshi, so yeah, I see your point.:D

Eric Matthews? gah....im not THAT bad of an older sibling..........if i'm a real life version of mihoshi then...........o GOD NO that means...............does that mean what i think it means then?"

[biggsdacat]

Question is how much do you want to get owned........like Frederic weiss did by vince carter? DONT REMEMBER HIM? THATS RIIIIIIIIIIGHT its gonna be THAT baaaaaaaaaad


My weapon was drawn.....ONTO YOUR FACE!

*In the voice of pinky from next friday*

Oh shit. Oh shit. Say another mutha fuckin word, and this shit is ovahhhh, and I ain't playin nucka.

What? Ah shit. Say it ageen, say it ageen nucka. Say anotha mutha fuckin word!

Frederic weiss? You wanna pull frederic weiss? Ima own you like Lennox lewis' fist owned rahman's face.

What now playa? What now?

All up in yo grill. All up in ya face. You blind now cuz it's all up in ya face. All in ya eyes and nose. Seeping into ya ears.

[biggsdacat]

BUCK THAT! *pops out the Ray allen shotgun, witht he Dick Vitale Scythe* U CANT C ME MUDDASUCKA!!!!!!!:mad:

Please nucka. I roll deep with my dekimbe mutumbo blowdarts.

What? U can't see me.

I'm the doctor of thuganomics.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

HELLO KHAZAN!!!

Whee!! *dances* :D

[biggsdacat]

HELLO KHAZAN!!!

Whee!! *dances* :D

This almost made me spit out my milk. Amazing............ly awesome.

[Froggy]

*In the voice of pinky from next friday*

Oh shit. Oh shit. Say another mutha fuckin word, and this shit is ovahhhh, and I ain't playin nucka.

What? Ah shit. Say it ageen, say it ageen nucka. Say anotha mutha fuckin word!

Frederic weiss? You wanna pull frederic weiss? Ima own you like Lennox lewis' fist owned rahman's face.

What now playa? What now?

All up in yo grill. All up in ya face. You blind now cuz it's all up in ya face. All in ya eyes and nose. Seeping into ya ears.
*Busts out the Wilt Chamberlain mech* OLD SCHOOL BIG FIGHTING ROBOT STYLE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Please nucka. I roll deep with my dekimbe mutumbo blowdarts.

What? U can't see me.

I'm the doctor of thuganomics.

pssh. I got them Baron davis barettas son!

[biggsdacat]

*Busts out the Wilt Chamberlain mech* OLD SCHOOL BIG FIGHTING ROBOT STYLE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


pssh. I got them Baron davis barettas son!

*Counters the chamberlain mech with the Manute Bol megazord*

*turns on the lil flip song*

GAME OVER!!! Flip flip flip...


Edit: I just fucking butchered Bol's name. I mean...Goddamn.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

This almost made me spit out my milk. Amazing............ly awesome.

Thanks!! *bounces* :D

[Froggy]

*Counters the chamberlain mech with the Manute Bol megazord*

*turns on the lil flip song*

GAME OVER!!! Flip flip flip...


Edit: I just fucking butchered Bol's name. I mean...Goddamn. well well well..........GO GO CHICAGO BULLS RANGERS! *The chicago bulls of the jordan era pop up* FORM THE JUMPMAN! *A large robot in the jumpman pose appears* FIRE LASER SIXTY THREE! *Blows said megazord to bits*







YOU CANT MESS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vakanai]

I just read 9 posts here back to back. My brain blew up...

[MaxofSteel]

I just read 9 posts here back to back. My brain blew up...

Such is the way of the Khazan.

*Morphs into a bucket of Lemonade*














How's THAT for random! :cool:

[Froggy]

I just read 9 posts here back to back. My brain blew up...

*backhands Vakanai heihachi mishima style* WORTHLESS

*then does the hand motion for "come on" to biggsdacat* LETS SETTLE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

What's been going on with Khazan as of late?

[Gladiaria_Alata]

What's been going on with Khazan as of late?

Nothing that makes sense to even the most fevered mind. :rolleyes:

[MaxofSteel]

What's been going on with Khazan as of late?

Couple of revolutions. Some famines. Three or four pandemics.

Oh, and I think someone farted.

*Pinches nose*

[Vakanai]

*backhands Vakanai heihachi mishima style* WORTHLESS

*then does the hand motion for "come on" to biggsdacat* LETS SETTLE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

*Vakanai transforms into a huge dragon*
Worthless? Nevar! I shall rain fire on your lil Froggy head!
*Proceeds to rain down fire*