Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Devon C.]

Top 100 Anime Characters (http://s77.photobucket.com/albums/j69/Abi-Hime7/?action=view&current=top100sn6.jpg) It angers and burns us!
Hell, #26 isn't even a freaking Aniem character!
No possibility that it's all tongue in cheek?

Secondly, you shouldn't be mad; I should be mad at you for your boy Garnett taking the title back to the West.

[Froggy]

No possibility that it's all tongue in cheek?

Secondly, you shouldn't be mad; I should be mad at you for your boy Garnett taking the title back to the West.

:D twentyninepoint beatdown for the win BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Devon C.]

So why can't Jerk Nowitzki screw up when we WANT him to, huh? And what the heck is Shaq doing? I'm sorry, man, but when you're that big, you're not supposed to do that. And Lebron! We must all point fingers and laugh at Lebron for that attempt in the 1st.

[Froggy]

So why can't Jerk Nowitzki screw up when we WANT him to, huh? And what the heck is Shaq doing? I'm sorry, man, but when you're that big, you're not supposed to do that. And Lebron! We must all point fingers and laugh at Lebron for that attempt in the 1st.

Shakes head at the sadness of the beatdown and lebron getting schooled regularly along with Jermaine O neal, with plays ending upw ith them getting banged on by









KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBE BRYAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!

[Guts/Batman]

So...who's going to get into the Hall of Fame this year?

As retarded as the basketball HoF is ordered.

[Devon C.]

Every year, I keep telling myself "Amare Stoudemire is a punk. He's worth nothing. He can be stopped. They just need to adjust to his abilities and he'll go down easy."

EVERY. DARN. YEAR. I learned to stop doing that with Lebron James around last year. Not with Amare. I never learn my lesson.

Watch: Kobe's getting the MVP this time.

[Stretch Dude]

Yup. That's early in the game. The third or fourth level.

I don't think you can beat it. I think the enemies just keep coming until you go down.

[Froggy]

Every year, I keep telling myself "Amare Stoudemire is a punk. He's worth nothing. He can be stopped. They just need to adjust to his abilities and he'll go down easy."

EVERY. DARN. YEAR. I learned to stop doing that with Lebron James around last year. Not with Amare. I never learn my lesson.

Watch: Kobe's getting the MVP this time.

:cool: RESPEKT FOR STOUDEMIRE! RESPEKT!


Kobe deserves it btw

[Guts/Batman]

I don't think you can beat it. I think the enemies just keep coming until you go down.

That's what I am thinking. But just thinking how they would pack more than 8 fat guys and Spider-Man on the screen boggles my mind.

[KingEli]

So...who's going to get into the Hall of Fame this year?

As retarded as the basketball HoF is ordered.

Adrian Dantley BETTER get in.

[Stretch Dude]

Razzmafrazzin' sports discussions...

[Stretch Dude]

That's what I am thinking. But just thinking how they would pack more than 8 fat guys and Spider-Man on the screen boggles my mind.

I don't think they'd keep increasing the number. I think the same number would just keep coming.

[MaxofSteel]

Razzmafrazzin' sports discussions...

I feel the same way.

[DABishop]

Just wondering.

[Chevan]

Flagrant displays of stupidity, usually.

[MaxofSteel]

Flagrant displays of stupidity, usually.

If THAT'S the case, I must have me a few negative internets by now...

[Stretch Dude]

I feel the same way.

I know. I mean, how am I supposed to get my post count up when they keep talking about stuff that I don't care about, and is therefore totally worthless?

[Chevan]

If THAT'S the case, I must have me a few negative internets by now...

I was thinking more of the "Posting the IP address of your un-firewalled, un-antivirused box on 4chan/slashdot/ebaums" kind of flagrant stupidity, but if you fit the bill that's fine too.

[Guts/Batman]

I don't think they'd keep increasing the number. I think the same number would just keep coming.

8 over and over and over again. Damn...the amount of points built up would be crazy. Most I have ever scored is like 500,000. That's just getting through the game without having to use a continue once.

[Stretch Dude]

8 over and over and over again. Damn...the amount of points built up would be crazy. Most I have ever scored is like 450,000.

Assuming you actually lasted that long...

[MaxofSteel]

I was thinking more of the "Posting the IP address of your un-firewalled, un-antivirused box on 4chan/slashdot/ebaums" kind of flagrant stupidity, but if you fit the bill that's fine too.

Oh I fit the bill.. I fit the bill like a champ. :cool:







... I made myself sad... :(

[Guts/Batman]

Assuming you actually lasted that long...

I've gone though the games without having to use continues once a few times. One thing I don't understand is the fighting percent. I've had games that felt awesome, yet not 100% accuracy.

[Chou Blaster]

Losing the Inter net:

DOnig soemthing "uncool" to the point despised.

While as winnig the net is doing soemthing COOL

[KingEli]

Every year, I keep telling myself "Amare Stoudemire is a punk. He's worth nothing. He can be stopped. They just need to adjust to his abilities and he'll go down easy."

EVERY. DARN. YEAR. I learned to stop doing that with Lebron James around last year. Not with Amare. I never learn my lesson.

Watch: Kobe's getting the MVP this time.

If he keeps getting better and at least Very close to what he was two years ago, he may be something truly great.

[Devon C.]

Razzmafrazzin' sports discussions...

I feel the same way.

I feel the same way about anime discussions, myself, but that's neither here nor there.

But this? THIS IS HERE:

http://www.clipartgallery.com/sports/basketball/spaldingbasketball.gif

How's that, ya damn hippies? Feelin' the heat?


http://www.nature.com/news/2006/060123/images/060123-7.jpg
Take this!

http://www.geocheminc.com/puckusa.jpg

Don Rickles would be proud. Take another one! WOO-HAH!

[MaxofSteel]

I feel the same way about anime discussions, myself, but that's neither here nor there.

Anime discussions aren't really my cup of tea either.

Being awesome on the other hand... :cool:

[Devon C.]

Being awesome on the other hand...
What's that got to do with you?

[MaxofSteel]

What's that got to do with you?

Oh BURN!!! :D ...












... :(

[Froggy]

What's that got to do with you?

OOOOOOOOOOH HE's calling you out on your AWESOMENESS MAXOFSTEEL


WHAT U GON DO!?

[biggsdacat]

DC, you doubt the monster that is amare stoudamire? How dare you!

The injury hampered him a great deal, but it's been a joy to watch him start to get back into top form. I'd be suprised if he gets back to the level of averaging 37 on tim duncan though. BTW, how ridiculous was that performance against duncan?

RESPEKT FOR STOUDEMIRE! RESPEKT!


Kobe deserves it btw

True dat. On both accounts.

[Froggy]

DC, you doubt the monster that is amare stoudamire? How dare you!

The injury hampered him a great deal, but it's been a joy to watch him start to get back into top form. I'd be suprised if he gets back to the level of averaging 37 on tim duncan though. BTW, how ridiculous was that performance against duncan?



True dat. On both accounts.
Glad we agree on this biggs. as long as we can agree on this you can hate dwayne wade all you want,

the performance against duncan was RIDONKULOSU MAN!

[MaxofSteel]

WHAT U GON DO!?

WELL I'M CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS SITTING DOWN!!! :mad:

*takes a nap*

[Devon C.]

Don't pay your monthly bill. You'll definitely lose the internet.

[MaxofSteel]

Don't pay your monthly bill. You'll definitely lose the internet.

*Trombone:

WAH WAH WAH WAAAAAAHHHHH* :p

[Devon C.]

Biggs can hate Wade all he wants to as long as he doesn't like Nowitzki. Hey, he can hate Michael Jordan as long as he doesn't like Dirk.

[Hikari Tsukishiro]

Maybe these count as examples as "Phailing the net"

If not, I just wanted an excuse to post them.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/vikitehwaffu/th_1161551064041.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/vikitehwaffu/1161551064041.jpg)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/vikitehwaffu/th_1169878394862.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/vikitehwaffu/1169878394862.jpg)

[T51R]

You lose the internet. By typing in "leetspeak" while geniunely thinking it makes ou "cool."

I can't believe I used "leetspeak" and "cool" in the same sentance. The same with some anime enthusiasts[that thankfully we don't have here] who habitually attempt to punctuate their sentences with "neh" and "mya." How I wish for a spiked baseball bat with said spikes dipped in Perfum de la Poison Arrow Frog.

[biggsdacat]

Biggs can hate Wade all he wants to as long as he doesn't like Nowitzki. Hey, he can hate Michael Jordan as long as he doesn't like Dirk.

Love Michael. Always have, always will. LOVE Dirk. Always have, always will. Fuck D-Wade. Fuck him straight to hell. Fuck, fuckity fuck fuck wade.

I'm sorry DC, I can't help it, the big german is just so awesome. I love his game, despite his flaws.

DC, does the fact that I like nash more than dirk score me any points? I mean at least dirk isn't my number one favorite player. He's a close second. ;)

Glad we agree on this biggs. as long as we can agree on this you can hate dwayne wade all you want,

the performance against duncan was RIDONKULOSU MAN

Awesome. My D-wade hate knows no bounds. And this was before his comment regarding dirk.

Fuck D-wade.

Hated him against new orleans, hate him now.

That series with pheonix and san antonio was my second favorite series of all time. The first, Mavs vs pheonix last year.

[Froggy]

WELL I'M CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS SITTING DOWN!!! :mad:

*takes a nap*
THATS THE..spirit?:confused:
Love Michael. Always have, always will. LOVE Dirk. Always have, always will. Fuck D-Wade. Fuck him straight to hell. Fuck, fuckity fuck fuck wade.

I'm sorry DC, I can't help it, the big german is just so awesome. I love his game, despite his flaws.

DC, does the fact that I like nash more than dirk score me any points? I mean at least dirk isn't my number one favorite player. He's a close second. ;)



Awesome. My D-wade hate knows no bounds. And this was before his comment regarding dirk.

Fuck D-wade.

Hated him against new orleans, hate him now.

That series with pheonix and san antonio was my second favorite series of all time. The first, Mavs vs pheonix last year.

Idk if i have a fav series........ But still Amare truly IS a beast and is getting recognized for it. Anyone STIlL suprised to see caron butler there?

[Devon C.]

DC, does the fact that I like nash more than dirk score me any points? I mean at least dirk isn't my number one favorite player. He's a close second.
You managed to invoke the name of one of the players I hate almost as much as No-hit-ski! How did you KNOW? Man, I can't stand Nash: I hate him as much as I used to hate Alonzo Mourning. And Alonzo used to live up to his name back in the day: He would cry, whine, and piss about like they took his toys.

[biggsdacat]

THATS THE..spirit?:confused:


Idk if i have a fav series........ But still Amare truly IS a beast and is getting recognized for it. Anyone STIlL suprised to see caron butler there?

Nah, not really. He's been playing well lately. I think of him as a poor man's josh howard, though considering their stats are relatively similar...that assessment may not be entirely correct.

[Froggy]

Nah, not really. He's been playing well lately. I think of him as a poor man's josh howard, though considering their stats are relatively similar...that assessment may not be entirely correct.

lmao........good point. He HAS been playing good, its just like, FINALLY he steps it up. At least hes not like Kwame brown, thats all

Shawn Marion needs to work on his jumpshot tho.

[biggsdacat]

You managed to invoke the name of one of the players I hate almost as much as No-hit-ski! How did you KNOW?

Ah fuck. I tried.

[Super Samurai]

I don't really have that much hate for any player, except for Wince Carter, whining his way out of Toronto and takin 33 ft jumpshots.

EDIT: And Andres Nocion, most frequent flopper ever.

[biggsdacat]

lmao........good point. He HAS been playing good, its just like, FINALLY he steps it up. At least hes not like Kwame brown, thats all

Shawn Marion needs to work on his jumpshot tho.

Arenas needed help, and caron steped up big. He's a legit threat to drop 30 every night, and he's consistent to the point where you can expect 20 points and 7-8 rebounds a night.

You really think shawn needs to work on that jumper? I dont know, he does so much for pheonix that I tend to be a little less harsh when criticizing his jumper. He's expending a lot of energy being their best defender and rebounder so his sometimes shaky shot is understandable. Plus the guy has beautiful floater from about 8-6 feet in, that's very consistent. He can also hit the open 3. And I stress the word open.

[Guts/Batman]

I don't really have that much hate for any player, except for Wince Carter, whining his way out of Toronto and takin 33 ft jumpshots.

Stevie Franchise whined harder out of Memphis/Vancouver than just about anyone playing now.

[biggsdacat]

I don't really have that much hate for any player, except for Wince Carter, whining his way out of Toronto and takin 33 ft jumpshots.

Vince may deny it, but that guy hasn't truly played with heart or determination, in like ever.

[Guts/Batman]

Vince may deny it, but that guy hasn't truly played with heart or determination, in like ever.

Probably since the Eastern Conference semi-finals against AI's Sixers.

Maintaining is always harder than attaining.

[biggsdacat]

Stevie Franchise whined harder out of Memphis/Vancouver than just about anyone playing now.

True Dat.

LOL at guts.

You called francis, franchise.

[KingEli]

I feel the same way about anime discussions, myself, but that's neither here nor there.



NBA/NFL/MLB>>>>>>>>>Anime.

[Super Samurai]

Stevie Franchise whined harder out of Memphis/Vancouver than just about anyone playing now.

Lol, yeah forgot about that. But he is practically worthless now. When Vince starts turning shitty, I'll probably be nicer.:D

Also Shaq is one funny guy. That was probably his last all-star game.

[biggsdacat]

Probably since the Eastern Conference semi-finals against AI's Sixers.


That was fucking freaky man. I was about to type that too. Weird.

[biggsdacat]

Lol, yeah forgot about that. But he is practically worthless now. When Vince starts turning shitty, I'll probably be nicer.:D

Also Shaq is one funny guy. That was probably his last all-star game.

Shaq is a riot sometimes. The kiss on T-Mac? Priceless.

[Super Samurai]

Shaq is a riot sometimes. The kiss on T-Mac? Priceless.

And the breakdancing, that was just damn funny.:D

[Froggy]

Arenas needed help, and caron steped up big. He's a legit threat to drop 30 every night, and he's consistent to the point where you can expect 20 points and 7-8 rebounds a night.

You really think shawn needs to work on that jumper? I dont know, he does so much for pheonix that I tend to be a little less harsh when criticizing his jumper. He's expending a lot of energy being their best defender and rebounder so his sometimes shaky shot is understandable. Plus the guy has beautiful floater from about 8-6 feet in, that's very consistent. He can also hit the open 3. And I stress the word open.
I guess im expecting too much. I dont think he NEEDS to work on that jumper, im just saying if he did..............he'd be EVEN more dangerous. I love his D though


Also I take the whole "VC hasnt played with heart issues" like this

VINSANITY was his days when eh palyed with heart

VC is the one we have today, who whined is way to jersey and a first round defeat the other year by the heat

[biggsdacat]

And the breakdancing, that was just damn funny.:D

I didn't get a chance to see that. :(

[Guts/Batman]

True Dat.

LOL at guts.

You called francis, franchise.

Isn't that his name? :D

[biggsdacat]

I guess im expecting too much. I dont think he NEEDS to work on that jumper, im just saying if he did..............he'd be EVEN more dangerous. I love his D though


Also I take the whole "VC hasnt played with heart issues" like this

VINSANITY was his days when eh palyed with heart

VC is the one we have today, who whined is way to jersey and a first round defeat the other year by the heat

Agreed on marion, completely. Though IMO, he's be better off working on his ball handling than anything else right now.

Good call on the vince thing too. ;)

[Froggy]

[
Quippy!cacacaca

[Froggy]

Agreed on marion, completely. Though IMO, he's be better off working on his ball handling than anything else right now.

Good call on the vince thing too. ;)

HIs ball handling HAS been a little weird as of late


and yea the vince thing wa ssomething I noticed. He use to be my fav player then the whole "im injured nyahh i dont like toronto bit" happened

[biggsdacat]

Isn't that his name? :D

*Thinks about how steve francis was never really all that good in the first place, then continues to think about how much cooler cuttino mobley is/was/and always will be*

[MaxofSteel]

I didn't get a chance to see that. :(

Someone posted it in the Favorite Online Clips Thread.

Here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwob1gm-_Hw)

[biggsdacat]

HIs ball handling HAS been a little weird as of late


and yea the vince thing wa ssomething I noticed. He use to be my fav player then the whole "im injured nyahh i dont like toronto bit" happened

Marion seems uncomfortable with the ball in his hands on the break. He knows he's much better at being on the wings. It's just that their are certain points during any game really, that being able to create for yourself in those 3 on 1 or 2 situations, that can really make a big difference, if you get what I'm saying.

[biggsdacat]

Someone posted it in the Favorite Online Clips Thread.

Here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwob1gm-_Hw)

*Looks at max all dreamy-like*

"My Hero"

*Bats eyelashes*

[Super Samurai]

I didn't get a chance to see that. :(

You will laugh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwob1gm-_Hw)

EDIT: Ah, too slow again.

[biggsdacat]

Mobley>Francis. Just because.

[biggsdacat]

You will laugh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwob1gm-_Hw)

EDIT: Ah, too slow again.

Nah, you can be my hero too. you sexy man. :D

[Froggy]

Marion seems uncomfortable with the ball in his hands on the break. He knows he's much better at being on the wings. It's just that their are certain points during any game really, that being able to create for yourself in those 3 on 1 or 2 situations, that can really make a big difference, if you get what I'm saying. YEa, noticed that too. He'll get back in the groove, hopefully

Someone posted it in the Favorite Online Clips Thread.

Here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwob1gm-_Hw)

I still say shaq got the moves

[Super Samurai]

Nah, you can be my hero too. you sexy man. :D

*Begins a new list of the ppl who have called me sexy*

Well, not exactly the first person I had in mind, but I gotta start somewhere.

[Sanagi]

Just wondering.
You know who else asked that question? Hitler!

[MaxofSteel]

You know who else asked that question? Hitler!

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMM!!!

[The MunchKING]

You lose the internet. By typing in "leetspeak" while geniunely thinking it makes ou "cool."

I can't believe I used "leetspeak" and "cool" in the same sentance. The same with some anime enthusiasts[that thankfully we don't have here] who habitually attempt to punctuate their sentences with "neh" and "mya." How I wish for a spiked baseball bat with said spikes dipped in Perfum de la Poison Arrow Frog.

You can't forget kawaii neko cats. ;)

Or maybe bishie ecchi bakas.

[Stretch Dude]

I feel the same way about anime discussions, myself, but that's neither here nor there.

Likewise...

[Stretch Dude]

[
Quippy!cacacaca

Double ya teef?

[Froggy]

Double ya teef?

DOUBLE POST SIR! GOOD OLE CHUM!@

[Stretch Dude]

DOUBLE POST SIR! GOOD OLE CHUM!@

Pip-pip cheerio eh wot?

Tea time!

[Froggy]

Pip-pip cheerio eh wot?

Tea time!

BLOODY ELL ITS DEM BOGARD BROTHERS?!

[Stretch Dude]

BLOODY ELL ITS DEM BOGARD BROTHERS?!

COR BLIMEY!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

DOUBLE POST SIR! GOOD OLE CHUM!@

Pip-pip cheerio eh wot?

Tea time!

BLOODY ELL ITS DEM BOGARD BROTHERS?!

COR BLIMEY!

...


*limit*

[Froggy]

COR BLIMEY!

FARFEGNUTEN!?

[Gladiaria_Alata]

FARFEGNUTEN!?

Froggy..I hate to break it to you....but I think that's german. >.<

[MaxofSteel]

Froggy..I hate to break it to you....but I think that's german. >.<

Ja. :cool:

[EevilJ]

FARFEGNUTEN!?

farfegnuten or whatever = farvergnuten = not what they said...

[Froggy]

Froggy..I hate to break it to you....but I think that's german. >.<

I know.......I just couldn't admit defeat










TIS OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Gets on knees shaking fist at the sky*


ok im cool

[Guts/Batman]

See that's what happens when you talk with Stretch. You must be able to go to his nonsensical jibberish level. It takes some practice.

[Froggy]

See that's what happens when you talk with Stretch. You must be able to go to his nonsensical level.

someday, I will return and DEFEAT HIM!

and ssj3 goku vs the living tribunal?

[Guts/Batman]

someday, I will return and DEFEAT HIM!

and ssj3 goku vs the living tribunal?

I could make a joke about...

Fuck it. I'll say it anyways. It is impossible to defeat his Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness. I have tried. The Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice doesn't work.

And yes. SSJ3 Goku vs. the Living Tribunal. A very entertaining thread.

[Froggy]

I could make a joke about...

Fuck it. I'll say it anyways. It is impossible to defeat his Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness. I have tried. The Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice doesn't work.

And yes. SSJ3 Goku vs. the Living Tribunal. A very entertaining thread.
DEAR GOD! THAT MEANS HES DARN NEAR INVINCIBLE WITH TEH MIGHTINESS!


and yea it WAS entertaining.............the guy was kidn of sad tho :(

[Guts/Batman]

Well...that's how most of those threads go. My signature if full of threads just like it.

And yes, Stretch is mighty indeed.

[Froggy]

Well...that's how most of those threads go. My signature if full of threads just like it.

And yes, Stretch is mighty indeed.

One day......I shall defeat him.............FOR THE POND!

[Guts/Batman]

For the pond?

Stretch fights...

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

As do I, as Star Knight Emperor.

[Froggy]

For the pond?

Stretch fights...

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

As do I, as Star Knight Emperor.
*Bows to the Star Knight Emperor* I WANT TO FIGHT FOR KHAZAN!

[MaxofSteel]

I fight for the glory of my pants. :cool:

Oh, and Khazan too.

[biggsdacat]

*In voice of inferno from beast wars*

"BURN TRAITORS!! BURN IN THE FIRES OF INFERNO!!!!

FOR THE ROYALTY!!!"

[Guts/Batman]

I fight for the glory of my pants. :cool:

Oh, and Khazan too.

Yet you are unregistered. You must be a rogue.

[Devon C.]

Unregistered? How much do ya pay for registration?

[Froggy]

*In voice of inferno from beast wars*

"BURN TRAITORS!! BURN IN THE FIRES OF INFERNO!!!!

FOR THE ROYALTY!!!"

*pokes biggsdacat int he eyeballs 3 stoogest style* NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK

[Guts/Batman]

You don't have to pay. Just have to register. I do have to keep track of this stuff seeing how I am the Star Knight Emperor of the Khazan Empire...

[MaxofSteel]

I'm registered. Look under "Mayor Poopy Pants" that's my alias. :cool:

[Guts/Batman]

In blood! :eek:

OOOoooOOOoOoOOOOH!!!

*wiggles fingers*

You might end up giving blood yes. Unlike Stretch, you don't get to the best sectors of the Empire. Lowlies and unregistered soldiers get sent to the worst parts.

[Guts/Batman]

I'm registered. Look under "Mayor Poopy Pants" that's my alias. :cool:

I didn't see it when it came in. I keep a back up in my brain. I am telepath, afterall...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...*Combs through the cards* I see...That's it. I sent you to govern the poopiest sector of the empire...

[MaxofSteel]

I didn't see it when it came in. I keep a back up in my brain. I am telepath, afterall...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...*Combs through the cards* I see...That's it. I sent you to govern the poopiest sector of the empire...

I will do the poopiest job ever.

*salutes*

[Guts/Batman]

I would expect nothing more.

*Small salute back*

*Gets back to reading a book*

[Stretch Dude]

See that's what happens when you talk with Stretch. You must be able to go to his nonsensical jibberish level. It takes some practice.

Carnegie Hall!

[Stretch Dude]

someday, I will return and DEFEAT HIM!

Aw, isn't he cute when he's delusional?

[Stretch Dude]

I could make a joke about...

Fuck it. I'll say it anyways. It is impossible to defeat his Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness. I have tried. The Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice doesn't work.

*waves Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness about, obliterating several multiverses with every pass*

[Stretch Dude]

DEAR GOD! THAT MEANS HES DARN NEAR INVINCIBLE WITH TEH MIGHTINESS!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Stretch Dude]

And yes, Stretch is mighty indeed.

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Stretch Dude]

One day......I shall defeat him.............FOR THE POND!

Bah. Not even for Tha Horde, let alone...

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

For the pond?

Stretch fights...

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

As do I, as Star Knight Emperor.

My liege!

[Stretch Dude]

I fight for the glory of my pants. :cool:

Oh, and Khazan too.

Bah, your pants are as glorious as the underside of a sow's armpit.

[Stretch Dude]

*In voice of inferno from beast wars*

"BURN TRAITORS!! BURN IN THE FIRES OF INFERNO!!!!

FOR THE ROYALTY!!!"

*casually flicks InfernoBiggs out of existence*

You are not even worthy of being obliterated by the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness.

[MaxofSteel]

Bah, your pants are as glorious as the underside of a sow's armpit.

In Bizarro World that's pretty glorious. :cool:

[Stretch Dude]

Yet you are unregistered. You must be a rogue.

Shall I destroy him, O Emperor?

[Stretch Dude]

You might end up giving blood yes. Unlike Stretch, you don't get to the best sectors of the Empire. Lowlies and unregistered soldiers get sent to the worst parts.

As befits his status, my liege.

[Stretch Dude]

I didn't see it when it came in. I keep a back up in my brain. I am telepath, afterall...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...*Combs through the cards* I see...That's it. I sent you to govern the poopiest sector of the empire...

The Dimension of Pure Dookie? I must record his suffering for posterity...

[Stretch Dude]

I will do the poopiest job ever.

*salutes*

And while you do that, I shall be recruiting and enhancing the bustiest feminoids of the Multiverse for the Star Knight Emperor's ever-expanding harem.

[MaxofSteel]

I get treated so well around here. :cool:

*continues cleaning poop*

[Froggy]

I Must Join This Emperor!

[Stretch Dude]

In Bizarro World that's pretty glorious. :cool:

But we're not in Bizarro World, are we?

[Stretch Dude]

I get treated so well around here. :cool:

*continues cleaning poop*

Treatment befitting your place in the Universe.

[MaxofSteel]

But we're not in Bizarro World, are we?

I am. :cool:

.. okay no I'm not.

[Stretch Dude]

I am. :cool:

.. okay no I'm not.

Exactly...

[MaxofSteel]

*cleans poop*

It helps to imagine I'm cleaning sunshine instead. :)

[Stretch Dude]

*cleans poop*

It helps to imagine I'm cleaning sunshine instead. :)

Instead of walking on it?

[MaxofSteel]

Instead of walking on it?

Some sunshine isn't worth walking on...

[Stretch Dude]

Some sunshine isn't worth walking on...

The stolen kind?

[MaxofSteel]

The stolen kind?

*nods*

And the doodoo variety as well.

[Froggy]

Sunshine dookie? bet mario is glad he dosnt have ot clean that kind

[Stretch Dude]

*nods*

And the doodoo variety as well.

Ah, sunshit.

[Stretch Dude]

Sunshine dookie? bet mario is glad he dosnt have ot clean that kind

Mario is above cleaning sunshit. That's why he gave FLUDD legs and a sense of smell.

[Eternal Torment]

Summon the Hammer Bros! Today, we ride to Oktoberfest!

[Froggy]

Mario is above cleaning sunshit. That's why he gave FLUDD legs and a sense of smell.

DAMN RIGHT!:cool:

[Stretch Dude]

Summon the Hammer Bros! Today, we ride to Oktoberfest!

MUSHROOM ALE FOR ALL!!

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN RIGHT!:cool:

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Eternal Torment]

MUSHROOM ALE FOR ALL!!

SAUSAGE AND LAGER FOR ALL! Yep.

[Super Samurai]

SAUSAGE AND LAGER FOR ALL! Yep.

As long as it's the linky kind.

[Froggy]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

DAMN PERPENDICULARNESSNESS!

[Guts/Batman]

*waves Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness about, obliterating several multiverses with every pass*

That's the Stretch I know!

[Guts/Batman]

Shall I destroy him, O Emperor?

I leave that up to you, Mad Lunar Knight. I have more important things to do. Like watching porn.

[Guts/Batman]

The Dimension of Pure Dookie? I must record his suffering for posterity...

Yup...Pure Dookie. He requested it.

[Guts/Batman]

But we're not in Bizarro World, are we?

See, this is why Stretch and I dominate. We are in the Khazan Empire, not on Bizzaro World.

[Guts/Batman]

Ah, sunshit.

Rhombus!!!

[Guts/Batman]

*cleans poop*

It helps to imagine I'm cleaning sunshine instead. :)

*Mindrapes MoS, making sure he thinks he is cleaning poop, not sunshine*

[MaxofSteel]

Yup...Pure Dookie. He requested it.

I did? Well, I guess if you go by name association perhaps...

By the way my other alias is Jonny Big Dingo. :cool:

[MaxofSteel]

*Mindrapes MoS, making sure he thinks he is cleaning poop, not sunshine*

Good thing I lost my mind a long time ago... :cool:

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN PERPENDICULARNESSNESS!

*Shakes head*

Doesn't work this way...

Should be:

DAMN PERPENDICULARITY!!!

Whoa...that's an actual word.

[Froggy]

*Shakes head*

Doesn't work this way...

Should be:

DAMN PERPENDICULARITY!!!

Whoa...that's an actual word.
ahhhhhhhh......thank you STar knight Emperor, today you have taught me a VALUABLE lesson!

[MaxofSteel]

Rhombus!!!

Algebraic!

[Guts/Batman]

Good thing I lost my mind a long time ago... :cool:

It even works if you lose your mind...

That is the power of the Star Knight Emperor!

[Guts/Batman]

I did? Well, I guess if you go by name association perhaps...

By the way my other alias is Jonny Big Dingo. :cool:

You share a body with a Dingo?

That's crazy.

[MaxofSteel]

It even works if you lose your mind...

That is the power of the Star Knight Emperor!

CRAP. >.<
_________

[MaxofSteel]

You share a body with a Dingo?

That's crazy.

I told you... mind go bye bye.

[Guts/Batman]

ahhhhhhhh......thank you STar knight Emperor, today you have taught me a VALUABLE lesson!

Of course. It just takes experience on this thread.

[Froggy]

Of course. It just takes experience on this thread.

ahhh



EXPERIENCE THAT I SHALL JACK FROM MAX OF STEEL! THEN I SHALL BE TEH FROG OF IRON!

[Guts/Batman]

CRAP. >.<
_________

See...

That is the power of the Emperorship of the Khazan combined with the might of the Knights of Soap Operus!

[MaxofSteel]

Anybody wanna take over cleaning all this caca?

I'm exhausted.

[Guts/Batman]

I told you... mind go bye bye.

How does that work?

Do you hop around? Do you have big ears? A pouch?

[MaxofSteel]

How does that work?

Do you hop around? Do you have big ears? A pouch?

Yes, yes, and no.

[MaxofSteel]

EXPERIENCE THAT I SHALL JACK FROM MAX OF STEEL! THEN I SHALL BE TEH FROG OF IRON!

No! My experience! :eek:

Eh. I'll get more later.

[Froggy]

No! My experience! :eek:

Eh. I'll get more later.

*jacks experience* IM NOW AT LEVEL 20000!

[MaxofSteel]

*jacks experience* IM NOW AT LEVEL 20000!

Take it. I've got like, A billion experience points anyway. :cool:

*Tucks rare candies into back pocket*

[Guts/Batman]

*jacks experience* IM NOW AT LEVEL 20000!

You added one too many zeros to your level...

[MaxofSteel]

You added one too many zeros to your level...

Those are all mine. :cool:

[Froggy]

Take it. I've got like, A billion experience points anyway. :cool:

*Tucks rare candies into back pocket*

U FOOL! I LOVE CANDY!

and yes i know, those zeros are on loan from MAX

[Guts/Batman]

Those are all mine. :cool:

*Shakes head* I'm afraid not. You must have the posts to claim those 0s...

Therefore, you only have 4 spots...

As does Froggy.

[MaxofSteel]

*Shakes head* I'm afraid not.

Don't be afraid. It's okay.

*Hugs Guts*

[Chrosis]

*looks at Guts/Batman's post number*

It's over 9000!!!!

[kain5252]

Don't be afraid. It's okay.

*Hugs Guts*

Why do I have this feeling you will be in pain soon?

[MaxofSteel]

Why do I have this feeling you will be in pain soon?

I'm starting to get that feeling too...

Oh well. Chrosis has my back. He always does.

*runs away*

[Chrosis]

I'm starting to get that feeling too...

Oh well. Chrosis has my back. He always does.

*runs away*

*Stabs MaxofSteel in the back*

Yep, I always have his back. With my knife buried in it.

[kain5252]

*Stabs MaxofSteel in the back*

Yep, I always have his back. With my knife buried in it.

Got to keep it somewhere.

[MaxofSteel]

*Stabs MaxofSteel in the back*

Yep, I always have his back. With my knife buried in it.

How could the knife be in my back If I'm currently five thousand miles away from where any of you are?

*shuts off satelite communicator*

[Froggy]

My Posting Power Is Over Nine Thousand!!!!!!!!!!!

[MaxofSteel]

My Posting Power Is Over Nine Thousand!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK OUT! CHROSIS HAS A KNIFE!!!

[Froggy]

LOOK OUT! CHROSIS HAS A KNIFE!!!
O NO! *shoots knife out of chrosis hands* that guy is such a dick, trying to stab people

[Chrosis]

O NO! *shoots knife out of chrosis hands* that guy is such a dick, trying to stab people

Technically, I DID stab people, there was no trying involved, and second, you only have a posting power of around 2000.

And how did I stab MaxofSteel if he was over 5,000 miles away? Lets just say that Dickery is a gateway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

[Froggy]

Technically, I DID stab people, there was no trying involved, and second, you only have a posting power of around 2000.

And how did I stab MaxofSteel if he was over 5,000 miles away? Lets just say that Dickery is a gateway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
*DAMN HE CALLED MY BLUFF! MY POSTING LEVEL IS ONLY AROUND 2000*


well then NYEAHHHHHHHH *gives a raspberry*

[MaxofSteel]

And how did I stab MaxofSteel if he was over 5,000 miles away? Lets just say that Dickery is a gateway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

Wow. Neat.

*applies bandage to back*

[Super Samurai]

Wow. Neat.

*applies bandage to back*

Eh, must be hard to find protection.

[Stretch Dude]

As long as it's the linky kind.

Never say "links" in the presence of a pig!

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN PERPENDICULARNESSNESS!

DAMN ISOCELES!

[Stretch Dude]

That's the Stretch I know!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

*looks for new galaxies to enslave*

[Stretch Dude]

I leave that up to you, Mad Lunar Knight. I have more important things to do. Like watching porn.

Destruction it is!

[Stretch Dude]

Yup...Pure Dookie. He requested it.

Oh...so he's like that, is he?

[Stretch Dude]

See, this is why Stretch and I dominate. We are in the Khazan Empire, not on Bizzaro World.

Indeed! *dominates*

[Stretch Dude]

Rhombus!!!

Algebraic!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Algebraic!

Feel my exclamatory superiority!!!

[Stretch Dude]

It even works if you lose your mind...

That is the power of the Star Knight Emperor!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

See...

That is the power of the Emperorship of the Khazan combined with the might of the Knights of Soap Operus!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Anybody wanna take over cleaning all this caca?

I'm exhausted.

*kicks MoS, sending him sprawling facefirst into a particularly large and fragrant pile*

KEEP SHOVELING, KNAVE!!

[Stretch Dude]

Those are all mine. :cool:

Yes, you certainly are a big zero.

[Stretch Dude]

My Posting Power Is Over Nine Thousand!!!!!!!!!!!

*smashes Froggy into the dust and claims his posting power*

[MaxofSteel]

KEEP SHOVELING, KNAVE!!

I resent that remark... I prefer "Rascally Scoundrel". :cool:

[Stretch Dude]

I resent that remark... I prefer "Rascally Scoundrel". :cool:

*backhands MoS with the force of a quadrillion supernovas*

WHEN I SAY YOU'RE A KNAVE, THEN BY THE STAR KNIGHT EMPEROR, YOU'RE A KNAVE!!!

[MaxofSteel]

Yes, you certainly are a big zero.

*Looks at Calendar*

Ah I see.

Aside from President's Day, today also looks like its "MaxofSteel Sux" Day.

I hate "MaxofSteel Sux" Day...

[Stretch Dude]

*Looks at Calendar*

Ah I see.

Aside from President's Day, today also looks like its "MaxofSteel Sux" Day.

I hate "MaxofSteel Sux" Day...

You must hate every day, then.

[MaxofSteel]

*backhands MoS with the force of a quadrillion supernovas*

WHEN I SAY YOU'RE A KNAVE, THEN BY THE STAR KNIGHT EMPEROR, YOU'RE A KNAVE!!!

I still prefer "Rascally Scoundrel"...

[Stretch Dude]

I still prefer "Rascally Scoundrel"...

Don't make me wipe you from existence...yet.

[MaxofSteel]

You must hate every day, then.

Fridays are alright. According to The Cure.

[Stretch Dude]

Fridays are alright. According to The Cure.

Saturdays're alright for fightin'.

[kain5252]

I think this is what you call a berserking Stretch Dude. Or its just probably the calm before the storm.

I dunno, I need to start hanging around Downtown Khazan more I guess..

[MaxofSteel]

I dunno, I need to start hanging around Downtown Khazan more I guess..

Yea ya do!

[Stretch Dude]

I think this is what you call a berserking Stretch Dude. Or its just probably the calm before the storm.

I dunno, I need to start hanging around Downtown Khazan more I guess..

*transforms the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness into a 50-foot-long claymore*

Berserking, eh?

...You ain't seen nothin' yet.

[Guts/Batman]

Why do I have this feeling you will be in pain soon?

I was only going to give the Batman glare...

[Guts/Batman]

My Posting Power Is Over Nine Thousand!!!!!!!!!!!

*Looks at your post count*

Hmmmmmmmm...Overinflated a bit?

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

*looks for new galaxies to enslave*

They must be universes full of big breasted women for my our harems!

[Guts/Batman]

Destruction it is!

I had a feeling you would say that...

[Guts/Batman]

Oh...so he's like that, is he?

I don't know. That's what he said his alias was listed as, so that's what I sent him to be.

[MaxofSteel]

I was only going to give the Batman glare...

Is it because you liked my hug so much?

[Guts/Batman]

Algebraic!!!

Gotta love that animated crack. Gotta love it.

[Stretch Dude]

I was only going to give the Batman glare...

Given properly, it can be painful...

[MaxofSteel]

I don't know. That's what he said his alias was listed as, so that's what I sent him to be.

My third alias is "Super Awesome Mega Guy ...Man". :cool:

[Guts/Batman]

Is it because you liked my hug so much?

*Does the Batman glare combined with the insane bloodlustedness of a bloodlusted Black Swordsman, while holding the Dragon Slayer*

Could be...Never know.

[Stretch Dude]

*Looks at your post count*

Hmmmmmmmm...Overinflated a bit?

*hides thermonuclear bike pump*

Don't look at me...

[MaxofSteel]

Gotta love that animated crack. Gotta love it.

ICE CLOPS!!! :eek:

[Stretch Dude]

They must be universes full of big breasted women for my our harems!

There are. The tricky part is finding the proper time-space coordinates so that the portal doesn't open inside a breast. Lemme tell ya, it's not pleasant in one of those things. All dark and gooey.

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed! *dominates*

*Pounds the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice into the ground annihilating and reforming the omniverse multiple times over*

Domination is what we do. That's why we have accumulated at least 35% of the total posts in this thread...:D

[Chrosis]

ICE CLOPS!!! :eek:

*Castrates MaxofSteel with a rusty spoon*

Wait, what?

[Stretch Dude]

I had a feeling you would say that...

*stands covered in the blood of billions amongst the smoldering ruins of a once-utopian planet*

What makes you say that?

[Stretch Dude]

I don't know. That's what he said his alias was listed as, so that's what I sent him to be.

How scatologically pretentious of him.

[Guts/Batman]

Feel my exclamatory superiority!!!

FOR GREAT EXCLAMATORY JUSTICE AND EXCEPTIONAL QUESTION MARKING!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Gotta love that animated crack. Gotta love it.

"Your mind has been sent back in time...and to Mars!"

[Guts/Batman]

*stands covered in the blood of billions amongst the smoldering ruins of a once-utopian planet*

What makes you say that?

You kind of have a history of doing this sort of thing. That's a good thing though...

[Stretch Dude]

My third alias is "Super Awesome Mega Guy ...Man". :cool:

Super fighting robot?!?

[Guts/Batman]

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Does the Batman glare combined with the insane bloodlustedness of a bloodlusted Black Swordsman, while holding the Dragon Slayer*

Could be...Never know.

*watches MoS's head a'splode*

[Guts/Batman]

Super fighting robot?!?

That's exactly what I was thinking...

[Guts/Batman]

*kicks MoS, sending him sprawling facefirst into a particularly large and fragrant pile*

KEEP SHOVELING, KNAVE!!

Speak it loud, Mad Lunar Knight!

[Stretch Dude]

*Pounds the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice into the ground annihilating and reforming the omniverse multiple times over*

Domination is what we do. That's why we have accumulated at least 35% of the total posts in this thread...:D

*clashes the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness against the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice, sundering and restructuring all that ever was, is, and will be billions of times in a nanosecond*

[Stretch Dude]

FOR GREAT EXCLAMATORY JUSTICE AND EXCEPTIONAL QUESTION MARKING!!!

FOR GREAT PUNCTUATIONARY THROMBOSIS!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Fridays are alright. According to The Cure.

Just as long as you don't say "Anybody want a beer?"

[Stretch Dude]

You kind of have a history of doing this sort of thing. That's a good thing though...

Yep. Yep...

*begins cleaning off the blood with a sponge, wringing it into one of a series of pitchers*

Man, we're gonna drink tonight...

[MaxofSteel]

*Castrates MaxofSteel with a rusty spoon*

Wait, what?

Not Again...

I hate it when I get castrated. The Spoon thing is new though.

[Guts/Batman]

*watches MoS's head a'splode*

Did I overdo it?

Though the bloodlustedness of a bloodlusted Guts combined with the Batman stare is quite potent. I shall use it more in the future.

[Stretch Dude]

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Chrosis]

Not Again...

I hate it when I get castrated. The Spoon thing is new though.

I try to be original.:)

[Guts/Batman]

*clashes the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness against the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice, sundering and restructuring all that ever was, is, and will be billions of times in a nanosecond*

Love that universal ownage.

*Does it again*

[Stretch Dude]

That's exactly what I was thinking...

Indeed! *lays waste to robotics*

[Caswin]

Gotta love that animated crack. Gotta love it."We can't just turn off the moon!"
"OH, YES WE CAN..."

Gotta love Adam West.

[Stretch Dude]

Speak it loud, Mad Lunar Knight!

AS YOU COMMAND, O STAR KNIGHT EMPEROR!!!

[Guts/Batman]

"Your mind has been sent back in time...and to Mars!"

That video is so awesome. I had to watch it a few days ago...

*Does the dance the kid does at the beginning of it*

[Stretch Dude]

Did I overdo it?

Though the bloodlustedness of a bloodlusted Guts combined with the Batman stare is quite potent. I shall use it more in the future.

Truly a forceful force, it is.

[KingEli]

Super fighting robot?!?

Mega Man!!!

Sorry Couldn't resit.

[Stretch Dude]

Love that universal ownage.

*Does it again*

*does it a dozen more times*

[Guts/Batman]

FOR GREAT PUNCTUATIONARY THROMBOSIS!!!

FOR GREAT SUBJUGATION OF THE WRITTEN WORD AND ALL OF ITS FORMS AND FUCTIONALISATIONS!!!

[Stretch Dude]

That video is so awesome. I had to watch it a few days ago...

*Does the dance the kid does at the beginning of it*

It's still up? I thought all the uploads of it got trashed in the Viacom suit.

[Guts/Batman]

Truly a forceful force, it is.

*Merely nods head in agreement sagely*

[Stretch Dude]

FOR GREAT SUBJUGATION OF THE WRITTEN WORD AND ALL OF ITS FORMS AND FUCTIONALISATIONS!!!

FOR GREAT DOMINATION OF ALL KNOWN FORMS OF LANGUAGE AND COMMUNICATION ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE IN ALL ITS PERMUTATIONS THROUGHOUT PERPETUITY!!!

[Guts/Batman]

It's still up? I thought all the uploads of it got trashed in the Viacom suit.

Not sure. It was a weekish ago, when I showed my younger brother. He was throughly in "WTF" mode.

Much like that Samwell video, Krinn sicked on us on SO.