Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

Now what was so great about CBR back in the day?

For one, I wasn't around, and two.............. I wasn't around! :cool:

1. We had some of the smartest, awesomest folks in Rumbles history around.
2. SoapOperus, Downtown's infinitely superior father.
3. The TMI Thread, Bride of SoapOperus and dwelling of the disturbed.

And many other reasons.

[biggsdacat]

Doom upon your nuts.

*Looks at sac after reading stretch's post*

*Balls explode*

*Vaders voice*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Where did I say that?

All I'm saying is Me > You. And Knightosis. And Gez. And that other guy. Which is God's word. Bitchmade hater.

Plus you have to earn the title of grand master of grammar. Especially after that sentence of doom thing. Bitch.

Now, off my nuts. Hater.

Well..."Me>you" does include Grammar in there. It's just one of those things you have to watch for when you speak/type. Especially with a communication bastard such as myself.

Sentence of Doom...Bah!

[biggsdacat]

Well..."Me>you" does include Grammar in there. It's just one of those things you have to watch for when you speak/type. Especially with a communication bastard such as myself.

Sentence of Doom...Bah!

Point noted. You still suck.

[Guts/Batman]

Point noted. You still suck.

Empty words, my friend. Empty words.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

How is everyone?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

So, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance on the Playstation 2 is worth buying?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Curses, college beckones me back to learning!



Later all!

[Gordon Smith]

How is everyone?

I''ll be leaving shortly to talk to the nice people at Revenue Canada, so I'm not the happiest camper right now.

[biggsdacat]

Empty words, my friend. Empty words.

What-everrr. You are sooo not cool right now.

[MaxofSteel]

So, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance on the Playstation 2 is worth buying?

I have it, and I highly recommend it. Good stuff.

[Guts/Batman]

So, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance on the Playstation 2 is worth buying?

Yes it is...

I'm currently playing it for the fourth go round. Third on hard level. Have my Iron Man up to level 87, Thor at level 86. Cap at level 85. Using a mix at that forth spot in the line up.

[Guts/Batman]

What-everrr. You are sooo not cool right now.

I've never been cool. Your words go right through me.

Cool people talk in sentences without resorting to slang...

[MaxofSteel]

Cool people talk in sentences without resorting to slang...

Like me. :cool:

...Dawg. --CRAP! >.<

[biggsdacat]

I've never been cool. Your words go right through me.

Cool people talk in sentences without resorting to slang...

Pshaww. Pshaww.

[Super Samurai]

I've never been cool. Your words go right through me.

Cool people talk in sentences without resorting to slang...


Wooord...., I mean um, indeed.

[Knightosis]

Weak at best. The end result is the same. Me > you. And Gez. and Stretch. And Guts.

Bitchmade haters.

Suck on dat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/Genis/Funny%20Pics/11263276191459bf.jpg

[Gezora]

Ewww, he's got an arm in his mouth. He's not a pitbull, so that's just wierd-lookin'.

And who's arm is that, anyway? Phoenix Wright?

[MaxofSteel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/Genis/Funny%20Pics/11263276191459bf.jpg

I like this photo. It's got "pizazz".

[Eternal Torment]

Brought to you by KFC. ****-lickin' good.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I''ll be leaving shortly to talk to the nice people at Revenue Canada, so I'm not the happiest camper right now.

Ouch.


Sounds like that is going to suck, man.


best of luck.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I have it, and I highly recommend it. Good stuff.


Yes it is...

I'm currently playing it for the fourth go round. Third on hard level. Have my Iron Man up to level 87, Thor at level 86. Cap at level 85. Using a mix at that forth spot in the line up.


Hmm, looks like I may have to try and pick it up then.....

[Devon C.]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/messageboard-47041.jpg

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Results are typical! Call 1-800-IAM-OWND, today!

[Gezora]

:D

Very funny.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/messageboard-47041.jpg

Is this you? Have you become the typical drama mama of the Internet masses? Do you expect pity every time you mention the nail you broke, or the mouse your cat killed in front of you?

Well, unlike your forum friends, we here at BBMS (Building Better Messageboarders Services) Incorporated do not feel your pain. We do not understand you, but we DO want you to tell us all about it--but instead of sympathizing with you andoffering encouraging words, we'll laugh our collective butts off and offer disparaging nicknames. This is a carefully designed, time tested therapeutic method only applied in the toughest situations. Just listen to this testimonial:

"Thank you, BBMS. Since your treatment, I've been the toughest surfer in the tri county area. I even told a guy to STFU and die yesterday--twice! It was so funny, some people typed 'rofl'! And today, I'm thinking about using 'noob' in a sentence. I just can't express my gratitude enough. Oh wait, yes I can: 'ty!'.

Results are typical! Call 1-800-IAM-OWND, today!



:D


Nice one.

You deserve to win the Internet for that one, man.

[Stretch Dude]

What-everrr. You are sooo not cool right now.

Wow. I can actually hear your IQ dropping right through the floor.

[Guts/Batman]

Wooord...., I mean um, indeed.

See...

Isn't "indeed" better than "wooord"?

Olde English is best.

[Guts/Batman]

Wow. I can actually hear your IQ dropping right through the floor.

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Gezora]

See...

Isn't "indeed" better than "wooord"?

Olde English is best?

Verily. Thou art a most learned of men.

[Guts/Batman]

Verily. Thou art a most learned of men.

Doth fervently be doth truth!

Plus, it's less effort than Bizzaro English is.

[MaxofSteel]

Doth fervently be doth truth!

Plus, it's less effort than Bizzaro English is.

That am untrue.

[biggsdacat]

Wow. I can actually hear your IQ dropping right through the floor.

Pshaww. Ninja.

[Stretch Dude]

Pshaww. Ninja.

What does that even mean?

[Super Samurai]

What does that even mean?


I don't know but it has a Ninja in it, so it can't be that bad.

[Gezora]

I don't know but it has a Ninja in it, so it can't be that bad.

Last time I checked, the only person who can be insulted by calling them a Ninja is Nik Hasta.

Who is not, in fact, a Ninja. Dammit.

[Guts/Batman]

I don't know but it has a Ninja in it, so it can't be that bad.

Unless you're a cannon fodder ninja...

[Guts/Batman]

With Daredevil completely full on his uniforms except the last one, Spider-Man is in for me in UA. I have the black suit. Despite not having him in almost at all before, he has massive amount of body. That's even before the suit boosting the max health midway.

He has as much health as Iron Man and Thor do, and they has been in the entire time. I tried taking out Thor out, but Ghost Rider simply can't fill Thor's shoes.

Though some characters have more things than others.

I just wish that Iron Man would get some new equipment. I have gotten one thing specifically for him through 3 1/5 times through the game.

[KingEli]

Guts who that in your avatar? I know it's an old School Sentors pitcher.....

[Guts/Batman]

Guts who that in your avatar? I know it's an old School Sentors pitcher.....

Walter Johnson. The best pitcher in Major League Baseball history.

Actually, the Senators were the Nationals. The name just never stuck. I'm reading a biography about him currently.

[Tommy]

Is there a "Sects," first name "Gay" here?

[KingEli]

Walter Johnson. The best pitcher in Major League Baseball history.

Actually, the Senators were the Nationals. The name just never stuck. I'm reading a biography about him currently.

That's who! I kenw I've seen his face.

But The Best ever? I would put Sandy, Roger, Nolan, Bob Gibson ahead. The Man has records sure, those four were the best at their craft.

[Stretch Dude]

Is there a "Sects," first name "Gay" here?

No, but there's a Mr. Orrgee of the same first name in the other room.

[Tommy]

No, but there's a Mr. Orrgee of the same first name in the other room.

Gay Orrgee? Is there a Gay Orrgee around here? I'm looking for a Gay Orrgee...

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Just went over to CBUB (http://www.electricferret.com/battle/) and read a couple of posts there regarding fights.

My brain almost died upon reading some of these comments.

[Guts/Batman]

That's who! I kenw I've seen his face.

But The Best ever? I would put Sandy, Roger, Nolan, Bob Gibson ahead. The Man has records sure, those four were the best at their craft.

All of whom are compared at first to Walter Johnson. It is hard to compare eras but it can be done. From an all-around standpoint, the group you mentioned probably had better stuff. It certainly is no dishonor to say that he is top 5 of all time but I contend that he is better than Ryan and Clemens. Clemens doesn't even crack the top 5 pitchers of all time.The development of the role of the starting pitcher has had that effect.

Walter didn't have that great a curve ball, but had the fast gas ever seen according to the people who played against him. Ty Cobb, Napoleon Lajolie, Sam Crawford, etc.

The dude would probably have at least Cy Young's total amount of victories at least if he wasn't playing for such a shitty team for most of his career. If he was playing for the Tigers, guy would have won at least 35 games every year. Johnson has 67 career 1-0 losses. More shutouts than anyone in the game.

As you can tell, I have a very large respect for the players of the Deadball Era.

[KingEli]

Yeah. It's a damn shame when GREAT Players stay on shitty teams, Bob Lanier and Pete Maravich are two examples.

For the greatness of Johnson I just think Koufax and Gibson are better. Bob, because he so damned good, made MLB lower the pitcher mounds to hieght they are today. And Koufax at his Best was a Monster, any era, and time, any place, if it was Game 7 I would give him the nod. 4 no-hitters and one that was perfect? Chirst if he was only on todays Yankees.

[Stretch Dude]

Just went over to CBUB (http://www.electricferret.com/battle/) and read a couple of posts there regarding fights.

My brain almost died upon reading some of these comments.

I think I got a tumor just looking at some of the quote-unquote "fights" there. (Jubilee vs. Franklin Richards? Winnie-the-Pooh vs. Sonic? Eduardo vs. Mega Man?)

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah. It's a damn shame when GREAT Players stay on shitty teams, Bob Lanier and Pete Maravich are two examples.

For the greatness of Johnson I just think Koufax and Gibson are better. Bob, because he so damned good, made MLB lower the pitcher mounds to hieght they are today. And Koufax at his Best was a Monster, any era, and time, any place, if it was Game 7 I would give him the nod. 4 no-hitters and one that was perfect? Chirst if he was only on todays Yankees.

Indeed. There aren't many better than Johnson.

Reading some of what Johnson did in his early years, I would classify it as crazy. I'm only to about page 100 and I've read about him striking 27 guys out in a 15 inning game that got called for exhaustion, pitching 3 shutouts over a 4 day stretch against the Highlanders (Yankees), etc. The first 3 years of his Major League career is just...insane.

It's like reading Cobb, the book before last I read. The feats that he was pulling off on the field were simply amazing. Over what I have studied, I don't think there is anyone who comes close to Cobb in terms of overall ability. Anytime, anywhere.

[Guts/Batman]

I think I got a tumor just looking at some of the quote-unquote "fights" there. (Jubilee vs. Franklin Richards? Winnie-the-Pooh vs. Sonic? Eduardo vs. Mega Man?)

Yea...

Bane vs. Lobo is...dumb.

Bane -over The Blob (57 to 31)...Whaaaaaaaaaaa?

[KingEli]

Indeed. There aren't many better than Johnson.

Reading some of what Johnson did in his early years, I would classify it as crazy. I'm only to about page 100 and I've read about him striking 27 guys out in a 15 inning game that got called for exhaustion, pitching 3 shutouts over a 4 day stretch against the Highlanders (Yankees), etc. The first 3 years of his Major League career is just...insane.

It's like reading Cobb, the book before last I read. The feats that he was pulling off on the field were simply amazing. Over what I have studied, I don't think there is anyone who comes close to Cobb in terms of overall ability. Anytime, anywhere.

Cobb was in a way if you combine Lou Brock and Tony Gywnn. The man was truly before his time.

[Guts/Batman]

Cobb was in a way if you combine Lou Brock and Tony Gywnn. The man was truly before his time.

Verily. Guy was the definition of a racist, sexist bastard but he is the best hitter ever. The old days were never good, and there are many ways to grow up in the game like the way it was. Becoming a vile bastard is one of those ways.

I was amazed to know how rich he was when Cobb died. Cobb knew his stock market. And people say that Babe Ruth was in the right place at the right time...

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I think I got a tumor just looking at some of the quote-unquote "fights" there. (Jubilee vs. Franklin Richards? Winnie-the-Pooh vs. Sonic? Eduardo vs. Mega Man?)

Yea...

Bane vs. Lobo is...dumb.

Bane -over The Blob (57 to 31)...Whaaaaaaaaaaa?


Worse.

Check out the Mystic Gohan vs Flash fight.



I cried.

[Chrosis]

Worse.

Check out the Mystic Gohan vs Flash fight.



I cried.

Yeah! Gohan has a powerlevel of over 1,500,000,000 and guys who can see faster than 10,000 times the speed of light can't see him when he's fighting!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Yeah! Gohan has a powerlevel of over 1,500,000,000 and guys who can see faster than 10,000 times the speed of light can't see him when he's fighting!

*Just read your post on said fight* Well posted defence in Flash's favor, Chrosis.

[Devon C.]

Oh, lookie here. Wade wants to open his damn mouth about somebody else when his squad can't even hold up a decent record.

I mean, I hate Jerk Nowitzki as much as anybody, but keep your nose out of his business and focus on what's going on with you, like the fact that so many of your club can't miss a meal.

[Super Samurai]

Oh, lookie here. Wade wants to open his damn mouth about somebody else when his squad can't even hold up a decent record.

I mean, I hate Jerk Nowitzki as much as anybody, but keep your nose out of his business and focus on what's going on with you, like the fact that so many of your club can't miss a meal.


Yeah, but did you see Mark Cuban's response.


I guess you have earned the right to criticize Dirk with an obvious display of your own leadership skills.

I know Shaq appreciates your leadership as well. He called out your team a few weeks ago saying it was "embarassing'. Great leadership DWade. Your coach sat players for being fat. I guess you couldnt lead them away from the buffet.

You are an amazing player Dwayne. I love watching you shoot free throws. What you know about Dirk's leadership skills is non existent. You don't have a clue. Your ability to evaluate leadership skills....well you obviously have an overinflated value of your own. Did you take business classes at Marquette ?

Now we know why Charles won't put you in his 5.

Wade got verbally pwned by Cuban.

[Guts/Batman]

Aye...that was hilarious. Avery Johnson's quote was just as hilarious I think.

"It's a guy's opinion, man," Johnson said. "He's won. He's the champion. Everyone's trying to dethrone them. ... When you win, I guess you can say whatever you want to say."

It may look like he is issuing a non-statement, he is isn't. That is a major statement.

[The MunchKING]

Worse.

Check out the Mystic Gohan vs Flash fight.



I cried.

Well he CAN fly, and Flash... Can't.

So he just has to fly up into the high atmosphere and turn the planet into freefloating atoms...

[KingEli]

Well he CAN fly, and Flash... Can't.

So he just has to fly up into the high atmosphere and turn the planet into freefloating atoms...

Not before Wally Blitzes him with IMPs. Wally's Speed>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DBZ Speed.

[Devon C.]

See, sites like CBUB and the Grudge Match were funny. Now, Grudge Match's dead, and CBUB, well this newer setup takes out all the cool stuff. People used to put some (needlessly) thoughtful, yet clever responses.

[The Dog]

I just realized something: none of you remembered my birthday. Combine that with the fact 99% of my family seemed to have forgotten as well, and that leaves me one sad Dog.:(

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I just realized something: none of you remembered my birthday. Combine that with the fact 99% of my family seemed to have forgotten as well, and that leaves me one sad Dog.:(



Dude, two things.


1) I've been sick and out of it for awhile.

1) I didn't forget your birthday, really. I thought it was MARCH 5th, not February 5th, and for that I apologize.

Now then, it may not seem like much, but Happy Birthday Dog.:)

*Hands him the thing he's wanted most in the whole world*.

[Super Samurai]

Yeah sorry bout that Dog.

Happy Birthday!

*Gives him double of all the things he's wanted*

[The MunchKING]

Not before Wally Blitzes him with IMPs. Wally's Speed>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DBZ Speed.

Well to be fair DBZ charecters try not to be specific about how fast their going. It's just "fast enough to beat the guy who was too fast to beat before".

[Stretch Dude]

I just realized something: none of you remembered my birthday. Combine that with the fact 99% of my family seemed to have forgotten as well, and that leaves me one sad Dog.:(

*showers Dog with gifts and concubines in apology*

[The Dog]

Dude, two things.


1) I've been sick and out of it for awhile.

1) I didn't forget your birthday, really. I thought it was MARCH 5th, not February 5th, and for that I apologize.

Now then, it may not seem like much, but Happy Birthday Dog.:)

*Hands him the thing he's wanted most in the whole world*.

Yeah sorry bout that Dog.

Happy Birthday!

*Gives him double of all the things he's wanted*

*showers Dog with gifts and concubines in apology*

Well, thank you all for the belated birthday things, and apologies accepted for all of you.

[Devon C.]

Anna Nicole's sister saidthat the baby belongs to J. Howard Marshall. You know, the guy who died over a decade ago.

[Devon C.]

Would anyone here actually spend their money to buy a dating simulation game?

[MaxofSteel]

Would anyone here actually spend their money to buy a dating simulation game?

If I was an in-game character, I'd buy it. :cool:

But it would have to be a dating sim/fighter RPG. I needs me some action/suspense sequences in my games.

Otherwise? Eff that.

[Guts/Batman]

Mondo not on Monday.
Toutless about Tuesdays.
Won't on Wednesdays.
Thoughtless on Thursday.
Forget out on Friday.
Sans the game on Saturday.
Sundering game on Sunday.

That's just a nonsensical way of saying "no, I wouldn't".

[Devon C.]

That's right! Because we're all men up in this, right?

[MaxofSteel]

That's right! Because we're all men up in this, right?

Damn Skippy!

[Guts/Batman]

That's right! Because we're all men up in this, right?

Well there's Nemo...

But it seems like so.

10 posts to 26K...Hmmmmmmmmmm...how to celebrate...

[Devon C.]

Damn Skippy!
Quit watching Malcolm and Eddie, Max.

[Guts/Batman]

Thought you were going to say Malcolm in the Middle...

[Guts/Batman]

Lakers have hit a mild losing streak...

[MaxofSteel]

Quit watching Malcolm and Eddie, Max.

:cool:
______

[Devon C.]

Lakers have hit a mild losing streak...
Haven't we, as the public, said the same thing for about 3 years now?

[Guts/Batman]

Haven't we, as the public, said the same thing for about 3 years now?

True. They aren't in any danger of falling out of the playoff race anytime soon ever, though. Just wonder where they would be if they were in the Eastern Conference!

[Devon C.]

For starters, the 1st place position would be renamed the "Y'all won" spot.

[Guts/Batman]

Some interesting points that I saw in Scoop Jackson's (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/070208) column when I read it...

The Jordan Brand All-American Classic in the Garden (April 21) outshining the McDonald's All-American game. After years in D.C. and last year in MSG, Jordan's high school showcase is going to be the fly game to play in since Sonny Vaccaro deadened the EA Classic and the Nike and adidas summer camps are (reportedly) history. The players are going to want to be down with Mike and from now on his game in NYC is going to be where they start.

Pau Gasol getting traded to an Eastern Conference team: New Jersey? Miami? The Bulls? Seriously, Gasol is going to wind up somewhere and have an impact instant as grits. It's just a question of which team? And how soon?

he Celtics and the Sixers trying to lose games to better themselves in the Greg Oden lottery ... only neither will get the first pick. Boston will probably finish first, Philly third. But the last turned at the lottery will be Memphis, which will make the Grizzlies the winner of...

• The Kevin Durant lottery. Because Greg Oden is not coming out.

Shaq getting mad and playing like its 1999. He will bring back the pain like he's 28 again (or like he did for two games against the Bulls in last year's playoffs), putting up those 23/10 numbers that everyone thought he couldn't anymore. But it probably won't be enough for the champs to repeat. But it might be enough to put them back (at least) into the Eastern Conference finals.

The Lakers being that one team no one wants to face in the first round of the playoffs. They could be the team to stop that historic final four from happening. Phil's in the final year of his contract, LO is back and Kobe has to live down last year's Game 7 against Phoenix. Think it can't happen?

The Jordan XX2, D-Wade's Converse 2.0 and Nike AF25 Premium all hit the streets around the same time. It's going to be interesting to see which shoe comes out on top. In basketball (and in the shoe game) the release of the new Jordans has always been major, and it's never been challenged. But this year the XX2 is going to have direct retail competition. The AF25 has history and another Wieden and Kennedy "classick" commercial, the Wade 2.0 has the shoeheads (and even some NBA players) saying this shoe could be his Jordan III moment, the one that begins an era. Pay attention, this could be more intriguing than "Grey's Anatomy" going up against "CSI" at the beginning of the TV season.

D-Wade will make second-team all-defense. This is what's going to begin the process of him really being considered the "next" Jordan. What he did in the Finals last year was Step 1. What he's doing on the court this year has been Step 2. And once he gets the official recognition as a defensive threat (one that LeBron, Melo and Nash don't have, and one Kobe seems to be losing) it's only going to be a matter of time (like the beginning of next season) before the man who can't get in Charles Barkley's five will be considered without peer -- and hold the title as the best player alive not named Michael Jordan.

Isiah Thomas actually receiving Coach of The Year votes. The fact that Eddy Curry backed him like he did helps, but the honesty of the situation in New York will sink in as the season goes on. The Knicks will push for a playoff spot and writers will respect that. They will realize that Isiah was able to get more out of these players than Larry Brown. That alone will stand for something.

Very interesting predictions...

[Devon C.]

The Isiah Thomas one seems most likely. If he could make Eddy Curry half-decent, I mean, what can he NOT do? Wade Duck is good, (too soon to call him Mike 2.0) but from what I've seen of Miami's more recent games, he's been slipping a bit.

[Guts/Batman]

I laughed pretty hard when I read that Isiah Thomas one, but the more I thought about it, the lass absurd it sounds.

[Stretch Dude]

Well, thank you all for the belated birthday things, and apologies accepted for all of you.

Truth be told, I didn't even know it was your birthday. And even if I did, I didn't.

[Devon C.]

Get ready, because this thread is gonna merge with another one REAL soon. See that "You become God" one down there? Check out its progress. It was already messed up, but now, things are about to get less interesting.

[Guts/Batman]

Yep. I have seen a few that have mergable qualities.

Stretch just hopes it's one with not a lot of my posts in it, but a lot of his.

[Stretch Dude]

Yep. I have seen a few that have mergable qualities.

Stretch just hopes it's one with not a lot of my posts in it, but a lot of his.

I don't think the Quote threads are gonna be merged anytime soon. :D

[Devon C.]

But merging them with this seems kinda useless. I mean, think about it; after they go here, who really bothers with the topics anymore?

[Guts/Batman]

I don't think the Quote threads are gonna be merged anytime soon. :D

Yea...that would kill my post lead. I'm still going to be the first 2000 individual posts on this thread at this rate.

[Guts/Batman]

But merging them with this seems kinda useless. I mean, think about it; after they go here, who really bothers with the topics anymore?

Most of the merged topics are topics that aren't all the good anyways. We've come up with better ones.

Wolverine vs. Silver Surfer got screwed though. That should be de-merged so I can put it in my signature.

[Guts/Batman]

26,000!!!

I always say I'm not going to celebrate 26,000 or 23,000 but I always do...

[Devon C.]

Most of the merged topics are topics that aren't all the good anyways. We've come up with better ones.
Or done the same topic like 3,000 times. We should have something like a Cena/Edge rule for overdone topics.

[Guts/Batman]

Or done the same topic like 3,000 times. We should have something like a Cena/Edge rule for overdone topics.

I just remind them that there is a search function. Not that it will help any...

[Stretch Dude]

I just remind them that there is a search function. Not that it will help any...

"Duhhh, i Wnoedr if anyon e'sdun bAtman vs Cap yet............prbobly not"

[Guts/Batman]

"Duhhh, i Wnoedr if anyon e'sdun bAtman vs Cap yet............prbobly not"

Heh...

I always say "If you can think of two characters fighting, it has probably been done before". Just works...

[Devon C.]

Heh...

I always say "If you can think of two characters fighting, it has probably been done before". Just works...
Dick Vitale vs. Harry Caray.

[Stretch Dude]

Dick Vitale vs. Harry Caray.

Powdered Toast Man vs. The Creature That Lives In The Refrigerator, Behind The Mayonnaise, Next To The Ketchup, And To The Left Of The Coleslaw.

[MaxofSteel]

Powdered Toast Man vs. The Creature That Lives In The Refrigerator, Behind The Mayonnaise, Next To The Ketchup, And To The Left Of The Coleslaw.

That's one delicious rumble right there.

[Devon C.]

New Jersey Nets (pre-Vince Carter w/Kenyon Martin) vs. Golden State Warriors (any recent year)

Carl Winslow vs. Philip Banks

Rick Schroder vs. Dennis Franz

Edit: Garfield references vs. Anime references

[KingEli]

New Jersey Nets (pre-Vince Carter) vs. Golden State Warriors (any recent year)

Carl Winslow vs. Philip Banks


I see you and raise you, Pre-Barkely('89-'91) Suns vs. Early 90s Celvland Cavs.

[Super Samurai]

New Jersey Nets (pre-Vince Carter w/Kenyon Martin) vs. Golden State Warriors (any recent year)

Carl Winslow vs. Philip Banks

Rick Schroder vs. Dennis Franz

Edit: Garfield references vs. Anime references

Phil is bigger, but Winslow has police training and deals with Urkel, who is far more annoying than Will.

[Devon C.]

I see that, and raise you: Washington Bullets vs. Current Chicago Bulls

[KingEli]

I see that, and raise you: Washington Bullets vs. Current Chicago Bulls

The 90s Howard/Webber Bullets?

Well I see you and raise you the '96 Bulls vs. '67 Sixers

The JLA(I hear J'onn is Nasty on the Court) vs. The Harlem Globetrotters

And The '85 Bears vs. The '94 49ers

[MaxofSteel]

How about Batman vs. Cap-- whoops.

Nevermind...

[Devon C.]

'96-97 Broncos vs. '75 Packers

Same Broncos vs. Current Packers

'72 Steelers vs. Manning's Indy Colts

Wait: Sam Kinison vs. Richard Pryor

[Super Samurai]

How about Batman vs. Cap-- whoops.

Nevermind...


Well...

http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/07/55/a6/63_1.JPG

VS

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1563893207.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[KingEli]

'96-97 Broncos vs. '75 Packers

Same Broncos vs. Current Packers

'72 Steelers vs. Manning's Indy Colts

Wait: Sam Kinison vs. Richard Pryor

Charlie Murphy vs. The Juggernaut(Bitch!!)

The Green Lanterns vs. Every Gundam pilot-In a Football Game

'88 Oilers vs. '94 Rangers

The Rock vs. Classic Ric Flair

[MaxofSteel]

The guy from that one commercial vs. the chick from that other commercial.

You know. That guy and that chick? Them.

[Devon C.]

J-Pop vs. Rap (seriously, I want answers!)

Chuck Berry vs. Eric Clapton

Don Rickles vs. Rodney Dangerfield

[MaxofSteel]

J-Pop vs. Rap (seriously, I want answers!)

Both are always awesome. All the time.












...Am I saying "in Bizarro World" too much?

[KingEli]

J-Pop vs. Rap (seriously, I want answers!)

Chuck Berry vs. Eric Clapton

Don Rickles vs. Rodney Dangerfield

Wouldn't Rap Crush J-Pop?

And also Beer-Batterd Coconut Deep Fried Shrimp w/Three Chees Fries with Bacon topping it vs. Deep Dish Chi-town Pizza

[Devon C.]

Wouldn't Rap Crush J-Pop?

And also Beer-Batterd Coconut Deep Fried Shrimp w/Three Chees Fries with Bacon topping it vs. Deep Dish Chi-town Pizza
Probably. But since on the internet, they're the two most notorious forms of music, I figured I should give it a go. Marky Mark ftw!

And the "You Become God" thread watch continues. References to lolicon and A Different World show up. Not cool. Not cool a-tall.

[Guts/Batman]

Ghengis Khan vs. Abraham Lincoln

60s Celtics vs. 50s Lakers (Yes, the Minneapolis Lakers)

The Big Red Machine vs. the late 90s Yankees

[KingEli]

Probably. But since on the internet, they're the two most notorious forms of music, I figured I should give it a go. Marky Mark ftw!

And the "You Become God" thread watch continues. References to lolicon and A Different World show up. Not cool. Not cool a-tall.

Marky Mark of couse. But yeah They are the mos popular music over the web, but Rap is on Another level. Like WAY Up there.


Plus somebody said no more Eskimos. What did they do?! A Shame really.

[Guts/Batman]

And the "You Become God" thread watch continues. References to lolicon and A Different World show up. Not cool. Not cool a-tall.

Yea...it's going to fuck everything up in this thread...

And people need to stop posting in long as paragraphs.

[KingEli]

Here's something:

Luke Cage & Iron Fist vs. Kid n' Play-Dance Contest.

'83 76ers vs. '86 Cletics

[MaxofSteel]

Plus somebody said no more Eskimos. What did they do?! A Shame really.

It's peer pressure I tells ya. I love Eskimos.

Putting them in rockets and shooting them into the sun is wrong! Whoever said it should get some slightly melted ice-cream for dessert. And NOT his favorite flavor either! :mad:

[Guts/Batman]

Wooohooo...

We didn't eat the thread!

[The MunchKING]

I can't beleave a thrread about becoming a God got posted, lived and died all while I was at work.

Dang it!! You couldn't keep it low key enough Gordon wouldn't close it, could you??

[The MunchKING]

But merging them with this seems kinda useless. I mean, think about it; after they go here, who really bothers with the topics anymore?

Think about it.

That's the POINT.

[The MunchKING]

Powdered Toast Man vs. The Creature That Lives In The Refrigerator, Behind The Mayonnaise, Next To The Ketchup, And To The Left Of The Coleslaw.

THAT would be F'in awesome.

[The MunchKING]

Powdered Toast Man vs. The Creature That Lives In The Refrigerator, Behind The Mayonnaise, Next To The Ketchup, And To The Left Of The Coleslaw.

THAT would be F'in awesome.

[KingEli]

THAT would be F'in awesome.

It would be one hell of an Episode of Garfelid's Tales of Scary Stuff.

[MaxofSteel]

I can't beleave a thrread about becoming a God got posted, lived and died all while I was at work.

Dang it!! You couldn't keep it low key enough Gordon wouldn't close it, could you??

Ack! I liked that thread.:(

Threads are more fun once I start postin' in 'em. :cool:

[MaxofSteel]

Oopsie Daisie. Two of these dern things.

[MaxofSteel]

BTW, what happens when this thread reaches 1000 pages? Will it still go on as a titan of threads? Or will it face a Crisis of epic proportions and thereby be reduced to a single page? :eek:

[hitokiri_]

Oh, lookie here. Wade wants to open his damn mouth about somebody else when his squad can't even hold up a decent record.

I mean, I hate Jerk Nowitzki as much as anybody, but keep your nose out of his business and focus on what's going on with you, like the fact that so many of your club can't miss a meal.

i demand a link.,

[Stretch Dude]

THAT would be F'in awesome.

It would be one hell of an Episode of Garfelid's Tales of Scary Stuff.

Yes. Yes, it would.

[Tommy]

Amazon.com thinks I am a gay comic book fan.

[Knightosis]

And the "You Become God" thread watch continues. References to lolicon and A Different World show up. Not cool. Not cool a-tall.

Lolis in my eye, were usually the "sweet and cute little sisters you never
had". Although lately, people can make you feel really really uncomfortable
when they start going off about Lolicon in a more...how should I put this...
"I'm a disturbing sexual deviant" kind of way.

Seriously, Lolicon to me has always been "you're a pedo, but at the very
least, here's an animated little girl to state your craving".

[Super Samurai]

BTW, what happens when this thread reaches 1000 pages? Will it still go on as a titan of threads? Or will it face a Crisis of epic proportions and thereby be reduced to a single page? :eek:


All I know is we gotta have a party. We haven't had a 1000 page thread in a while.

[Knightosis]

BTW, what happens when this thread reaches 1000 pages? Will it still go on as a titan of threads? Or will it face a Crisis of epic proportions and thereby be reduced to a single page? :eek:

Remember your post count? Kiss it good-bye!

[MaxofSteel]

Remember your post count? Kiss it good-bye!

Shucks. Eh, my post count was a jerk anyway...

[Gordon Smith]

BTW, what happens when this thread reaches 1000 pages? Will it still go on as a titan of threads? Or will it face a Crisis of epic proportions and thereby be reduced to a single page? :eek:

Barring a major problem with our servers, the thread should be able to continue beyond a thousand pages.

[MaxofSteel]

Barring a major problem with our servers, the thread should be able to continue beyond a thousand pages.

Sweet deal.

[The MunchKING]

Seriously, Lolicon to me has always been "you're a pedo, but at the very
least, here's an animated little girl to state your craving".

Lolicon originally WAS a story about a teacher who fell in love with one of his prepubesent students and sexxxed them silly, IIRC.

So, It was always about being a disturbing pedo.

[Tommy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Youtube took down all the episodes from the 2002 series of He-man!

[The MunchKING]

Thread Name change??

[Gordon Smith]

Thread Name change??

Blame it on Guts.

[Tommy]

I had only seen half the episodes and it was so good! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[MaxofSteel]

Thread Name change??

I like it. It's got "Pizazz".

... I think I'll add this statement to the catchphrase thread.

[Guts/Batman]

Remember your post count? Kiss it good-bye!

My post count will stay in tact...

The stats will be kept. Oh...they will be kept.

[Tommy]

My post count will stay in tact...

The stats will be kept. Oh...they will be kept.

I only have 274 posts here so mine wont be severly impacted.

[Guts/Batman]

Blame it on Guts.

How is this my fault?!?

I demand a recount!

[Gordon Smith]

How is this my fault?!?

I demand a recount!

I was thinking of you when the idea for a new thread-title popped into my head. Ergo, Guts is to blame. :p

[Guts/Batman]

I only have 274 posts here so mine wont be severly impacted.

True. Having nearly 1900 on one thread will do that. As long as the thread doesn't get deleted, I'm fine. The most posts I've ever had deleted was about 300, so I haven't been too effected by deleted posts...

Hell...a 1900 post hit wouldn't be too bad. I would still be number 2 in CBR, I think.

[MaxofSteel]

How is this my fault?!?

I demand a recount!

Fault? No.

Greatest idea ever? ...Maybe.

Okay yea it is.

[Guts/Batman]

I was thinking of you when the idea for a new thread-title popped into my head. Ergo, Guts is to blame. :p

Ahhhhh...

Sounds logical. The graveyard part I get...But elephants? The have some big bones. Where's all our space going to be?

[Gordon Smith]

Ahhhhh...

Sounds logical. The graveyard part I get...But elephants?



I like elephants, that's why. Blame it on hours and hours-and yet more hours-spent watching old Tarzan movies in my youth. But I suppose I could rename the thread ''Camp Deathpost'' if that would make you happier.



The have some big bones. Where's all our space going to be?

Details, details...

[Guts/Batman]

Nah...

Elephants' Graveyard is fine. Though this is where the wayyyyy off-topic threads end, like a cemetary, it's still not the most cheery of things. Partying in an elephants' graveyard is still partying in a gaveyard, even taking into account how cool it is.

I'll still post on it. If only keep my post lead on Stretch. That is what matters most, and to quote Conan, "what is best in life".

[The MunchKING]

True. Having nearly 1900 on one thread will do that. As long as the thread doesn't get deleted, I'm fine. The most posts I've ever had deleted was about 300, so I haven't been too effected by deleted posts...

Hell...a 1900 post hit wouldn't be too bad. I would still be number 2 in CBR, I think.

*Sits in the corner rocking himself and muttering about 8000 posts gone*

[Guts/Batman]

*Sits in the corner rocking himself and muttering about 8000 posts gone*

You were the exact person I was thinking of when I was typing that post...

[Knightosis]

My post count will stay in tact...

The stats will be kept. Oh...they will be kept.

Or else what?

Guts : "Spartans! Today, we dine...in HELL!!!"

*whispers to MaxofSteel*

Me : Nice. I love barbecues.

MoS : Did somebody say penis?

[Tommy]

True. Having nearly 1900 on one thread will do that. As long as the thread doesn't get deleted, I'm fine. The most posts I've ever had deleted was about 300, so I haven't been too effected by deleted posts...

Hell...a 1900 post hit wouldn't be too bad. I would still be number 2 in CBR, I think.
I feel so wimpy with my mere 8,000 posts.

[Guts/Batman]

Or else what?

I will give you back your soul only to take your soul...again.

I have a tab of total posts in this curret generation of chat threads. It's just a matter of simple math. Anthony used to have the total post lead for Downtown Khazan, but I'm not sure anymore.

[Knightosis]

Let's all just remember the post count jokes.

Remember. :)

[Guts/Batman]

I feel so wimpy with my mere 8,000 posts.

You still have seniority over me by a handful of monthes...

[MaxofSteel]

MoS : Did somebody say penis?

Your dialogue offends me sir...

The last time I said something like that was purely reflex. Nothing more.


....Nothing more.

[Guts/Batman]

Let's all just remember the post count jokes.

Remember. :)

Nobody remembers the post count jokes.

[Knightosis]

The last time I said something like that was purely reflex. Nothing more.


....Nothing more.

I sense great confusion (possibly curiousity) in you.

[Guts/Batman]

Your dialogue offends me sir...

The last time I said something like that was purely reflex. Nothing more.


....Nothing more.

You sound so sure of that...

[Knightosis]

Nobody remembers the post count jokes.

Then it is up to me to make them remember.

[The MunchKING]

You were the exact person I was thinking of when I was typing that post...

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1776/deathofsoandtmi8mb.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

I sense great confusion (possibly curiousity) in you.

This would have been a great time to post a second sentence in lemon chiffon...

[The MunchKING]

Nobody remembers the post count jokes.

Indeed he does. And he could tell you most of them.

[Guts/Batman]

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1776/deathofsoandtmi8mb.jpg

I sooooooooooooooo remember that. I thought it was about 13,000. Topping out at 15,000.

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed he does. And he could tell you most of them.

I knew Munchy would catch it...

[Guts/Batman]

Then it is up to me to make them remember.

How you going to do that?

[Knightosis]

I felt one of two things when that happened.

1) I lol'ed. Really loud. (nothing personal)

2) I did feel bad. I mean, a thread that size took a lot of work. Was a shame
really.

[MaxofSteel]

I sense great confusion (possibly curiousity) in you.

*Lifts lots of weights*

[Knightosis]

How you going to do that?

My attorney has informed me that I cannot answer that question.

[Knightosis]

*Lifts lots of weights*

Okay now you're just showing off. Hussy.

[Guts/Batman]

*Lifts lots of weights*

Can't you lift that...

Your Superman in your avatar looks conuzzled. He should look like he is enjoying something. Like my most recent Superman avatar, that I have no access to at the moment.

[Guts/Batman]

My attorney has informed me that I cannot answer that question.

So what questions can you answer?

[The MunchKING]

I knew Munchy would catch it...

Now Nobody jokes OTOH only old Timers remember...

[Guts/Batman]

Now Nobody jokes OTOH only old Timers remember...

I only know them because of Peter on a thread...

[The MunchKING]

*sigh*...

Now I feel so damn... OLD.

[Tommy]

I AM NOT A MAN












who is confused about anything.

[Guts/Batman]

*sigh*...

Now I feel so damn... OLD.

Sorry Munchy. Just telling the truth. I'm an older Rumbler now, but not so compared to Yeo, or you, or Peter.

[Knightosis]

Can't you lift that...

Your Superman in your avatar looks conuzzled. He should look like he is enjoying something. Like my most recent Superman avatar, that I have no access to at the moment.

Actually, I noticed this and it looks funny to me. His Superman avatar,
which is looking down and confused, is right above my Ichigo avatar,
which is looking up and is pointing (with that oh so funny snime facial
expression we know and love).

Kinda a funny scene if you at it.

So what questions can you answer?

Sorry guts, you're going to have to get the spade key to find the answer
to that one.

[/crappy resident evil reference]

[Tommy]

Sorry Munchy. Just telling the truth. I'm an older Rumbler now, but not so compared to Yeo, or you, or Peter.

I guess that makes me middle aged.

[Devon C.]

[/crappy resident evil reference]
And then you're back to Resident Evil 4 and it's like:

"B**** this ain't no cutscene! PRESS A! PRESS A!! You don't have time to smoke a bowl! You still playin'! C'mon, jump Gypsy! JUMP! His daughter's been kidnapped! It's up to us!"

[Knightosis]

And then you're back to Resident Evil 4 and it's like:

"B**** this ain't no cutscene! PRESS A! PRESS A!! You don't have time to smoke a bowl! You still playin'! C'mon, jump Gypsy! JUMP! His daughter's been kidnapped! It's up to us!"

Dizzam the knife fight with Krauser. Hella tough at first!

[Devon C.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

This prompts me to ask a simple question.


http://www.classicgaming.com/dkdb/screens/dkdb-dkarca_008.png

[Super Samurai]

I guess that makes me middle aged.


Me too, I guess, although I didn't actually join SO until the December of my join year. I was confused, like "What the hell is this thread about"? But soon I was assimilated by that great being.

Ah well, Downtown aint so bad. Like going from a Lamborghini to a Mustang, or the 2004 Detroit Pistons to the current Pistons.

Anyways, *Throws superdelicious tasty pies at everyone*.

[Tommy]

*Throws superdelicious tasty pies at everyone*.

I will eat your pie.

[MaxofSteel]

Anyways, *Throws superdelicious tasty pies at everyone*.

Mmmm! Apple-licious! :p

[Tommy]

Mmmm! Apple-licious! :p

*Hurls a rotting apple at MOS's head.*

[Super Samurai]

Mmmm! Apple-licious! :p


It's whatever you want it to be. But apples are kinda boring, I always wondered if there could be like a cheese pie, sorta like cheese cake.

[Tommy]

It's whatever you want it to be. But apples are kinda boring, I always wondered if there could be like a cheese pie, sorta like cheese cake.

Well cheese is the most perfect of food items.

[MaxofSteel]

It's whatever you want it to be.

Anything?

*Imagines cotton candy pie*

No! Twizzler Pie! Yeah...

*Hurls a rotting apple at MOS's head.*

Ouch! >.<

[Super Samurai]

Well cheese is the most perfect of food items.

It's so versatile, it could go on anything. Cheese is the god of the foods.

[Tommy]

It's so versatile, it could go on anything. Cheese is the god of the foods.

And muffins are the high priestesses.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Hmm, why did teh title of this thread change to "Elephants' Graveyard"?



I have a bad feeling about this..........

[MaxofSteel]

Hmm, why did teh title of this thread change to "Elephants' Graveyard"?



I have a bad feeling about this..........

Cause this is the thread where Mufasa rescues Simba from the 3 Hyenas! :p

[Guts/Batman]

Actually, I noticed this and it looks funny to me. His Superman avatar,
which is looking down and confused, is right above my Ichigo avatar,
which is looking up and is pointing (with that oh so funny snime facial
expression we know and love).

Kinda a funny scene if you at it.

At least he isn't actually looking like he is having an orgasm while being attacked with Green K.

Sorry guts, you're going to have to get the spade key to find the answer
to that one.

[/crappy resident evil reference]

Not the Slime Key? *To use a Zelda reference*

[MaxofSteel]

At least he isn't actually looking like he is having an orgasm while being attacked with Green K.

Ah, I remember you using that avatar. I'm glad it's finally been put into context for me. :)

[Guts/Batman]

Ah, I remember you using that avatar. I'm glad it's finally been put into context for me. :)

I found it on Superdickery. Great place for avatars.

But that was long ago. A couple of avatars ago. Though that doesn't mean anything. That could be 3 days ago by the way I use avatars...

[Stretch Dude]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Youtube took down all the episodes from the 2002 series of He-man!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YouTube took down all the episodes of Space Cases!

[Knightosis]

Not the Slime Key? *To use a Zelda reference*

No you fool! Wrong wrong wrong!

*hits Guts over the head with spade key*

You're supposed to get that in the corrider with the 3 Plant monsters!
Argh! Because of you-

Rebecca dies!

And because of this-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/Genis/Funny%20Pics/loveisover4bg.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

I'll still post on it. If only keep my post lead on Stretch. That is what matters most, and to quote Conan, "what is best in life".

I have next week off. Postbinge while you can.

[Stretch Dude]

I feel so wimpy with my mere 8,000 posts.

And yet I do not. Gaze upon my mighty posting physique! *flexes*

[Guts/Batman]

I have next week off. Postbinge while you can.

I don't need to post binge to stay ahead.

[Stretch Dude]

I sooooooooooooooo remember that. I thought it was about 13,000. Topping out at 15,000.

It was such beauty as to be Beauty incarnate. Combine Aphrodite and Venus into a single being (more so) and their combined beauty would still not equal SO/TMI's beauty.

[Guts/Batman]

And yet I do not. Gaze upon my mighty posting physique! *flexes*

You feel mighty because you can post with the bestest of us.

[Stretch Dude]

How you going to do that?

With violence!

[Knightosis]

With violence!

Bring on the violence, to keep the silence I always say.

[Guts/Batman]

No you fool! Wrong wrong wrong!

*hits Guts over the head with spade key*

You're supposed to get that in the corrider with the 3 Plant monsters!
Argh! Because of you-

Rebecca dies!

And because of this-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/Genis/Funny%20Pics/loveisover4bg.jpg

Damn...Is the second spoiler library friendly? I'm not at home at the moment.

And poor, poor Rebecca...

[Stretch Dude]

*sigh*...

Now I feel so damn... OLD.

A classmate once related a story to me. He was at a bowling alley, and he saw a family on the next lane. The young daughter was watching The Super Mario Bros. Super Show on DVD, and he realized that he watched that show at her age.

We both felt quite old.

[Guts/Batman]

It was such beauty as to be Beauty incarnate. Combine Aphrodite and Venus into a single being (more so) and their combined beauty would still not equal SO/TMI's beauty.

Damn...

That's big breasted goodness, right there.

[MaxofSteel]

Bring on the violence, to keep the silence I always say.

I do too. If by "violence" you mean "hugging", and by "silence" you mean "loving". :)

[Stretch Dude]

Sorry Munchy. Just telling the truth. I'm an older Rumbler now, but not so compared to Yeo, or you, or Peter.

Or me-who-has-been-around-since-1999.

[Stretch Dude]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

This prompts me to ask a simple question.


http://www.classicgaming.com/dkdb/screens/dkdb-dkarca_008.png

And yet they deleted the Rumbles article, and are apparently waging war against the webcomic articles.

Friggin' Wikinazis.

[Stretch Dude]

I will eat your pie.

*mwah!* Good night, everybody!

[Knightosis]

Damn...Is the second spoiler library friendly? I'm not at home at the moment.

Yes, there's no sexuality/nudity in the pic. Just be sure no animal lover sees
it, especially little children. It will haunt their dreams.


I do too. If by "violence" you mean "hugging", and by "silence" you mean "loving". :)

Chaos Theory suggests otherwise sir.

[Guts/Batman]

A classmate once related a story to me. He was at a bowling alley, and he saw a family on the next lane. The young daughter was watching The Super Mario Bros. Super Show on DVD, and he realized that he watched that show at her age.

We both felt quite old.

*Points and laughs*

[Stretch Dude]

I don't need to post binge to stay ahead.

A pox on your face.

[Stretch Dude]

You feel mighty because you can post with the bestest of us.

Indeed, despite my relatively-low post count, I am indeed a posting heavyweight.

[Guts/Batman]

With violence!

WITH GREAT AND TREMENDOUS SWORD STABBING, SAI SLASHING, YAOI FANGIRL BURNING, VAMPIRE STAKING, POOP THROWING MONKEYS, AND RITUALISTIC ACTS OF VENGEANCE!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Bring on the violence, to keep the silence I always say.

Violence for silence!

[Stretch Dude]

Damn...Is the second spoiler library friendly? I'm not at home at the moment.

And poor, poor Rebecca...

Yes, unless you're a member of PETA.

[Guts/Batman]

Or me-who-has-been-around-since-1999.

I knew you've been around, but didn't know for how long. And It can never be said that I disrespected my elders...

[Knightosis]

Violence for silence!

*enter Eric Cartman as hitler rant*

[Stretch Dude]

Damn...

That's big breasted goodness, right there.

Big enough that you could use 'em as waterbeds for your whole extended family at once.

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed, despite my relatively-low post count, I am indeed a posting heavyweight.

A massive post count like mine isn't what is all that is required to be a posting heavyweight. There must be substance to it, indeed.

[Stretch Dude]

I do too. If by "violence" you mean "hugging", and by "silence" you mean "loving". :)

Wussy. Wussy.

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, unless you're a member of PETA.

Fuck PETA...

[Stretch Dude]

*Points and laughs*

It was right after I told him I had heard Clarissa Explains It All was going to start airing on TV Land next year.

[Guts/Batman]

Big enough that you could use 'em as waterbeds for your whole extended family at once.

Just...fucking...wow.

[Stretch Dude]

WITH GREAT AND TREMENDOUS SWORD STABBING, SAI SLASHING, YAOI FANGIRL BURNING, VAMPIRE STAKING, POOP THROWING MONKEYS, AND RITUALISTIC ACTS OF VENGEANCE!!!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Guts/Batman]

It was right after I told him I had heard Clarissa Explains It All was going to start airing on TV Land next year.

Isn't it a bit soon for that?

Gah! 30 second post limit!!!

[The MunchKING]

*Points and laughs*

*hits Guts over the head with a Mythral Cane*

Awwwe, shattap ya young whippersnapper...

[Stretch Dude]

I knew you've been around, but didn't know for how long. And It can never be said that I disrespected my elders...

Yup. Showed up the day after the episode that spawned my username aired.

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

We did need to bust out the large font...

[Knightosis]

It was right after I told him I had heard Clarissa Explains It All was going to start airing on TV Land next year.

FUCKING awesome.

Big enough that you could use 'em as waterbeds for your whole extended family at once.

That's what she said.

*rimshot*

[Guts/Batman]

Yup. Showed up the day after the episode that spawned my username aired.

Must have been impressed with it...

[Stretch Dude]

A massive post count like mine isn't what is all that is required to be a posting heavyweight. There must be substance to it, indeed.

Indeed. What I lack in size, I more than make up for in density. I think somewhere along the line we turned this into a bodybuilding metaphor...

[Guts/Batman]

*hits Guts over the head with a Mythral Cane*

Awwwe, shattap ya young whippersnapper...

It was only because it was Stretch...

I'll be good.

[Stretch Dude]

Fuck PETA...

With fried chicken.

[Knightosis]

I think somewhere along the line we turned this into a bodybuilding metaphor...

No, we're just reassuring MaxofSteel that this is "normal".

*snicker*

[Stretch Dude]

Just...fucking...wow.

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed. What I lack in size, I more than make up for in density. I think somewhere along the line we turned this into a bodybuilding metaphor...

Density works just well. Or some other metaphor...

[Stretch Dude]

Isn't it a bit soon for that?

Gah! 30 second post limit!!!

Hence the feeling of oldness.

[Stretch Dude]

*hits Guts over the head with a Mythral Cane*

Awwwe, shattap ya young whippersnapper...

DAMN FOOL KIDS! GET OFF MAH LAWN!

[Stretch Dude]

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

We did need to bust out the large font...

*unsheathes Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness, obliterating several multiverses in the process*

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

That's what she said.

*rimshot*

Yeah, your mother was very impressed.

[Knightosis]

Although usually imposed to mock threads, I believe that this is most appropriate for this one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/Genis/Funny%20Pics/this_thread_rocks.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

Must have been impressed with it...

What can I say? I love episodes where characters become superheroes for some reason. Ever since Venk-Man.

[Guts/Batman]

With fried chicken.

And mashed potatoes.

[Knightosis]

Yeah, your mother was very impressed.


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