Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

I assure you that there is absolutely no reason for concern. :p

On whose part, exactly?

[Stretch Dude]

I know. The things people do when they are alone...Sounds freaky...

Indeedy-do. Freaky? No. Embarrassing? Hell yes.

[Guts/Batman]

At least we were allowed to beat on them.

Yea...

It seems like the days of Superman vs. Darth Sideous are too long gone.

[Guts/Batman]

Indeedy-do. Freaky? No. Embarrassing? Hell yes.

The time when Paris Hilton tried to bribe me into having sex with her was...damnit...letting secrets out again! Sounds pretty embarrassing...

[hitokiri_]

who here wants to get 9k?

[SSJVegeta]

Tea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea) vs Coffee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee)

Which one do you like better?

[S J C]

tea

0000

[The Zapper]

This is a close one. I love tea, but I also love coffee. I guess I'll have to throw down and represent coffee though.

[chilled monkey]

Definately tea. I don't drink coffee.

[Ghost]

Coffy. I've tried switching to tea, but I just can't get used to the taste.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Tea

I only drink coffee when I have stay awake and human. ;)

[Lord of Denial]

Tea

Hands down.

[Lord of Denial]

Which to you use more of to flavor your food?

Mine used to be salt and then I found as I got older that I really like the little bit of heat provided by pepper and it is much better for you.

[S J C]

Salt

000000

[Ragnorok64]

Salt.

I believe sodium chloride is actually essential to life processes. Pepper, not so much.

[Lord of Denial]

Salt.

I believe sodium chloride is actually essential to life processes. Pepper, not so much.

It is and in most food people consume nowaday there is already plenty in the food to begin with to achieve that level needed for the human body to function properly.

And to much can cause High Blood Pressure and lead to Heart diease and other illnesses.

[Vakanai]

I like salt, and it is essential to life, but I like the taste of pepper more.

[MaxofSteel]

Salt, sucka.:cool:

[MaxofSteel]

Does Brisk or Nestea count?

If so, then tea for me.:p

[Ice'Lord]

Tea, definitely. I can only withstand white coffee and in limited amounts. Tea can be drank cold with lemon and sugar in summer or steaming hot to keep you warm in winter. Tea FTW.

[Tokikun]

Salt. [more characters to fill up space]

[Dalak]

Salt FTW!!

[Vakanai]

Tea. I could never get used to coffee, but I've always had tea to drink.

[MaxofSteel]

Salt. [more characters to fill up space]

Just do this: Ssssssssssalt!

[Ragnorok64]

I don't like coffee or tea typically. I do however have a weakness for flavored Chai, and that counts as a tea. So, I'll go with tea for the win.

[Ragnorok64]

I don't like coffee or tea typically. I do however have a weakness for flavored Chai, and that counts as a tea. So, I'll go with tea for the win.

[Green Goblin]

Tea wins this I love tea and count stand coffee

[Erebus]

Coffee. When I was younger, my mom used to make me drown in green tea, saying that it was healthy. I always prefered coffee. When I found out that all its so-called health benefits were false, I switched permamantly to coffee.

[Erebus]

Oh, and for all you coffe-haters, try either Hawaiian or Arabian coffe. All my tea drinking friends agree that it tastes awesome, way better then that Starbucks crap. Its a bit pricey, though.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

who here wants to get 9k?

I'll get it.


I got the 8000 post, and the 9000 will be no different!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

*Dusts his shop off*.


So, anyone need any weapons/items?

[NinjaJJ]

SALT FTW!!!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

To see what we have never seen,
to be what we have never been.
To shed the chrysalis and fly,
depart the earth, kiss the sky,
to be reborn, be someone new:
is this a dream or is it true.

Can our future be cleanly shorn
from a life to which we’re born?
Is each of us a creature free -
or trapped at birth by destiny?
Pity those who believe the latter.
Without freedom, nothing matters.

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows.

[NinjaJJ]

Tea for me.

Every morning I start my work day with a nice hot cup of tea.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Is the end of the world a-coming?
Is that the devil they hear humming?
Are those doomsday bells a-ringing?
Is that the Devil they hear singing?

Or are their dark fears exaggerated?
Are these doom-criers addlepated?

Those who fear the coming of all Hells
are those who should be feared themselves.

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows.

[Guts/Batman]

Nah. I'm fine. Thanks, though.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Every eye sees its own special vision;
every ear hears a most different song.
In each man's troubled heart, and incision
would reveal a unique, shameful wrong.

Stranger fiends hide here in human guise
than reside in the valleys of Hell.
But goodness, kindness and love arise
in the heart of the poor beast, as well.

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows.

[The Punished]

Before I answer...

This is a tough one, does Coffee have personel shields and can fly? Can Tea absorb most energy blasts and can regenrate any wounds because of the caffeine they host?

Oh heck, I'm going with Tea in a slaughter!

[The Punished]

Again a few questions first?

Which version of Salt we discussing in this thread? Anime or Manga?

Likewise, Pepper?

Is Bloodlust on?

If so, I choose Salt!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Tea for me.

:)

[MaxofSteel]

Again a few questions first?

Which version of Salt we discussing in this thread? Anime or Manga?

Likewise, Pepper?

Is Bloodlust on?

If so, I choose Salt!

Nnnnnnnnnice!:cool:

[MaxofSteel]

*Dusts his shop off*.


So, anyone need any weapons/items?

I'd like a couple of potions if you please.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Tea, I can't get up without a good dose of red or green tea, coffee just knocks me unconcious.

[maczero]

All this "salt love" makes me think you guys are a bunch of closet racists.:D

Seriously, I've never been a big fan of salt. I'm backing pepper.

[Stretch Dude]

The time when Paris Hilton tried to bribe me into having sex with her was...damnit...letting secrets out again! Sounds pretty embarrassing...

Heh, remember: loose lips...do...things. Yes, but not for me.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I'd like a couple of potions if you please.

*Hands him two cases of instant heal/ressurection potions*.


Trade, barter, or pay?

[MaxofSteel]

*Hands him two cases of instant heal/ressurection potions*.


Trade, barter, or pay?

Do you take traveller's checks?

[BrendanK]

Tea in my case. (Irish blood telling perhapse - Ireland is the worlds largest tea consumer.)
As long as it's brewed properly- no more than 5 minutes for black tea, 3 minutes at most for green. Overbrewing really makes the stuff bitter.

And in fairness to coffee drinkers, the key for good coffee there is A- Avoid anything with Robusta beans. B - don't skimp on the grounds, it makes the brew bitter, and C - Brew in a way that avoids reheating the brewed coffee, or passing it through the grounds again. (IE, toss that old percolator in the trash)

If you feel like debating the varying caffeine effects, the way it works out is, Coffee contains more caffeine that Tea. Tea however contains compounds that slow the bodies absorbtion of the caffeine it does have, so it's effects last longer.

[BitVyper]

I seem to recall something about coffee inhibiting your body's ability to use water properly. I'll go with tea.

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

Vicar's piss.



Is that anything like Jesus juice?:D

[Erebus]

I seem to recall something about coffee inhibiting your body's ability to use water properly. I'll go with tea.

Coffee also helps prevent arthritis, Parkinson's', Alzheimer's, diabetes, and heart disease, as well as a couple others I can't think of at the moment. I think I've heard of white tea helping prevent cancer, but thats about it.

BTW, I don't hate tea. I love a nice hot cup of ginseng tea with honey before I sleep. I just hate the New Age bullcrap stereotype that coffee is bad for you, while tea makes you like an ancient Chinese philosopher. I can understand if people don't like coffee.

[ambush bug]

*Dusts his shop off*.


So, anyone need any weapons/items?

Got anything that could destroy Stretch Dude?(if you don't,I'll take a simple crossbow)

[Chrosis]

All this "salt love" makes me think you guys are a bunch of closet racists.:D

Seriously, I've never been a big fan of salt. I'm backing pepper.

Hey now, lets keep it clean...

Anyway, I'd choose Salt. I really like both the tastes of Salt and Pepper, but I use Salt more often.

[BitVyper]

Coffee also helps prevent arthritis, Parkinson's', Alzheimer's, diabetes, and heart disease, as well as a couple others I can't think of at the moment

I seem to recall something about coffee inhibiting your body's ability to use water properly. I'll go with tea.

If you're looking for more reasons, there is the godawful taste, and horrible subculture.

[Stretch Dude]

Got anything that could destroy Stretch Dude?(if you don't,I'll take a simple crossbow)

Have fun with your wimpy crossbow. :p

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Do you take traveller's checks?

Sure.


*Makes the deal with MaxofSteel*.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Got anything that could destroy Stretch Dude?(if you don't,I'll take a simple crossbow)



*Hands ambush bug a crossbow with an infinite ammo spell attached to it*.


Here you go.


Trade, barter, buy?

[MaxofSteel]

Sure.


*Makes the deal with MaxofSteel*.

Yesssssss. :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

9000 is so close, I can almost taste it..........

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Yesssssss. :D

Enjoy your purchase, sir.



:)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

14,001 posts, baby! :D



Now, if only that 3000-5000 or so posts weren't deleted back in So and its various children.



:(

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

So, how is everyone?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Getting closer.........

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Well, this is certainly helping me rise to the top ten. :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Closer, getting closer...........

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Mine.




I think.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

9000th post is mine.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Hazahh!


Hazahh!


Hazahh!


Got the 8000th and 9000th post.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Posts so far in this thread:

Guts/Batman 1,686
Stretch Dude 1,660
Eternal Torment 881
Anthony Johanson 402
The Dog 277
Tommy 260
Chrosis 234
Albert 231
Super Samurai 224
Devon C. 196
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 189
Ant Crown 178
hitokiri_ 158
The MunchKING 135
Kamen Rider Luffy 131
Miburohunter929 110
Kholdhearted 108
Erebus 99
Chou Blaster 93
Sean McClain 92
kain5252 91
Trulyures 88
Ice'Lord 70
MaxofSteel 66
The Immortal Watch Dog 65
Nik Hasta 61
Len Ikari145 59
biggsdacat 58
Gordon Smith 47
Trystenn 44
sharkerbob 43
buutenks 42
Spidey-kid1 38
Tami 35
Spider69 34
Mr.Sandman 34
Caswin 27
The Real Nemo 26
Knightosis 25
Gezora 25
ambush bug 24
yeoman 23
Froggy 23
Ghost 22
Deviant Juvenile 22
Far From Realmer 21
nervmeister 21
God_of_Awesome 20
Sharpandpointies 19
OverMaster 19
North 19
Gladiaria_Alata 18
Demon King Psycho 18
S J C 17
choptop 15
Gorthaur 14
Kahnno6 14
CDB 12
Shaman from Serbia 12
master of read 11
Genma:TheDestroyer 11
Ragnorok64 11
Guy1 11
maczero 10
K.O.V.G 10
ocelotrevs 9
T51R 9
The Drunkard Kid 8
Oggy 8
Dalak 7
Fallman 6
Lord of Denial 6
Stellar 6
Legato 5
Lord_Fireface 5
Mr. Primetime 5
Grazzt 5
Deus 5
SSJVegeta 5
heretic 5
Kamiya 5
Adrian Tullberg 5
KingEli 5
Pong 5
Black Atom 4
JonathanMS 4
MKTerra 4
Yun Lao 4
Cyke 4
Magneto_X 4
NinjaJJ 4
cappa donna 4
bigboi2 4
Alan2099 4
Clouds-Are-Nice 4
Thanos_6383 4
jadehorde 3
Green Goblin 3
Adam Safran 3
Crimson King 3
Rob on the Job 3
Jaye 3
Tusk 3
Armless Penguin 3
Ghost_rider_x3 3
monolith_xyber 3
Chevan 3
rick 2
Mikl C 2
Aelo 2
Corey Dreher 2
DoctorDoom 2
Michael Pullmann 2
Dustin 2
GrimShadow 2
Vaders shoeshine boy 2
lushe 2
pitbull in a skirt 2
The Punished 2
Captain Morgan 2
Mullon 2
Altraferne 2
JCAll 1
Frostbite883 1
Khan88 1
NilExtropus 1
Gemini Saga 1
Jmacq1 1
Nefarius 1
Mr.Writer 1
The Emperor 1
Daniel Lewis 1
BitVyper 1
Titan76 1
Keollyn 1
kel25 1
Blor 1
Radical 1
JerrBear81 1
MrHooligan13 1
foxfire 1
Arrjay 1
Kage Kisaragi 1
Arilou 1
Wannabe 1
warspite1805 1
Schornforce 1
Joe Acro 1
IsanScott 1
BYC 1
HOLD DAT 1
KJS1982 1
sun tzu 1
Dark Soul # 7 1
ME_Ghaleon 1
Beacon 1
Angel_Of_Cheese 1
Deadpooligan 1
TheRedFear 1
Joeman12 1

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Hmm, looks like the Top Ten is once again in my grasp.


It shall be mine!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

So, anyone know where my Signature came from?


It's from a famous book series.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Now, for some random quotes to pass the time until I claim top ten honors again.



"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished;
persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
By Order of the Author
- Mark Twain, "Tom Sawyer"

[NinjaJJ]

So, anyone know where my Signature came from?


It's from a famous book series.
Hmm.... The Magician's Nephew, C.S. Lewis?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"I am not a gun."
-The Iron Giant


“I am not your doll.”
-Rei Ayanami, End of Evangelion

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Hmm.... The Magician's Nephew, C.S. Lewis?



Very good, NinjaJJ.


:)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
-Dr Evil.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is the one trick--rational thinking-- but when you're good and crazy, the sky is the limit!"
-The Tick

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning."
-Albert Einstein

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Charlie Brown: Why was I put on this earth?
Linus: To make others happy.
Charlie Brown: Why were others put on this earth?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Charlie Brown: Why was I put on this earth?
Linus: To make others happy.
Charlie Brown: Why were others put on this earth?

[Stretch Dude]

Posts so far in this thread:

Guts/Batman 1,686
Stretch Dude 1,660

BAH! I have but more to go to reclaim mine own rightfulness!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

"To be is to do" --Socrates.
"To do is to be" --Jean-Paul Sartre.
"Do be do be do" --Frank Sinatra.
"Waugh" --Master.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Top ten now:

Guts/Batman 1,686
Stretch Dude 1,661
Eternal Torment 881
Anthony Johanson 402
The Dog 277
Tommy 260
Chrosis 234
Albert 231
Super Samurai 224
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 201




:D

[MaxofSteel]

MaxofSteel 66

66 is Badass.

[Dalak]

All this "salt love" makes me think you guys are a bunch of closet racists.:D

Seriously, I've never been a big fan of salt. I'm backing pepper.

Salt has more uses than pepper, and it tastes better IMO.

[girder]

Paprika ftw.:D

[Dalak]

Paprika ftw.:D

If we can throw other things in then Lawry's Salt takes ALL other spices ;) :evilsmile

[Crimson Avenger]

Pepper, oh yeah.

[NinjaJJ]

I'm a fucking idiot!!!

[Chrosis]

My brother was being stupid and actually snorted pepper.

I laughed at his plight.

[Guts/Batman]

I missed 900 because of class...

[Guts/Batman]

BAH! I have but more to go to reclaim mine own rightfulness!

You'll never get there Stretch...

[Super Samurai]

I missed 900 because of class...

Yeah me too. Well here comes the countdown to the ultimate prize- POST 10,000

As well as the "surprise".

[Guts/Batman]

Heh, remember: loose lips...do...things. Yes, but not for me.

They do things indeed. If not for you, for whom?

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah me too. Well here comes the countdown to the ultimate prize- POST 10,000

As well as the "surprise".

The thing is we have to be there posting with Cleric so he doesn't take all the spots.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The thing is we have to be there posting with Cleric so he doesn't take all the spots.

Of course.

Because if I claim 10,000, my power shall be complete, since I alerady have 8000 and 9000 under my belt.


:D

[Super Samurai]

Of course.

Because if I claim 10,000, my power shall be complete, since I alerady have 8000 and 9000 under my belt.


:D


You'll be on 24-hour watch.:D

[choptop]

Salt in a stomp.

[choptop]

not a big fan of Tea or Coffee but if i have to pick one cool tea w lemon.

[Guitar Hero]

Coffee, of course :)

[Green Gardner]

Gotta go with salt as well. Pepper is a fantastic complement to a nice bowl of clam chowder, but I don't use it for much else.

[Marcus Antonius]

Oh, Salt, definitely. It goes with almost everything, it's essential to life, and it has all sorts of secondary uses (from gargling to food preservation).

There are people who appreciate pepper, but I am not among them. I've never understood why it gets a special place on the table next to the salt shaker.

[Gordon Smith]

Oh, Salt, definitely. It goes with almost everything, it's essential to life, and it has all sorts of secondary uses (from gargling to food preservation).

There are people who appreciate pepper, but I am not among them. I've never understood why it gets a special place on the table next to the salt shaker.

Hey, Marcus. Long time, no see. :)

[Guts/Batman]

More eating!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Got the 8000th and 9000th post.

Ha hah!

Now you know the sting of getting your post win taken away, like me.

[Gordon Smith]

Spicy chicken wing. :D

10,000th post!! (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4305189&postcount=10000)

Congratulations. Or something. :D

[Gordon Smith]

Ha hah!

Now you know the sting of getting your post win taken away, like me.

But now you have a higher goal to aim for. The 15,000th post may be yours yet. Go for it!

[Guts/Batman]

Wow...

Khazan has eaten a lot. Hope it doesn't get fat.

15,000 will be mine!!!

[MaxofSteel]

Whoa! This place got bigger...

And saltier! :p

[Knightosis]

Oh the day when I get 10,000. I think I would probably retire.

[MaxofSteel]

Oh the day when I get 10,000. I think I would probably retire.

I'd probably turn to a life of crime.

[MaxofSteel]

*twiddles thumbs*

This posting thing is pretty sweet.:)

[MaxofSteel]

I think I'll just keep sitting here for no apparent reason whatsoever.

[MaxofSteel]

*hums the tune to MacGyver*

[hitokiri_]

wtf? yesterday its only 8971. now its 10k+.

[EevilJ]

Which to you use more of to flavor your food?

Mine used to be salt and then I found as I got older that I really like the little bit of heat provided by pepper and it is much better for you.
They both know how to "Push it good" "Push it real good"

[EevilJ]

Which one do you like better?

Green tea kicks coffee's ass.


OR


Coffee mostly until summer hits then it's sun tea from there till fall on the hot days. But I will always be a fan of coffee, because you can do so much with it!

My fav coffee recipe is a Black Hole.

3 or 4 shots of espesso or really stong coffee
Butter Rum flavoring
Irish Cream flavoring
Chocolete Syrup

Mix and yum! Trust me it got me through collage studing for finals. But I do have a huge warning, DO NOT have 2 huge Black Holes in one day! I did this once, bad idea! You will feel uber-hypper and feel stoned at the same time and everything and everyone will act like their in slow motion! My husband refuses to go shopping with me if I have to meny of them thanks to the x-mas insident back in '96! :p

[hitokiri_]

aww crap. merged.

[MaxofSteel]

aww crap. merged.

That's what I said!:eek:

[MaxofSteel]

*Continues humming MacGyver theme*

[Stretch Dude]

10,000th post!! (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=4305189&postcount=10000)

Congratulations. Or something. :D

SWEET SPICY DAMN! Eating hath benefitted me!

[Stretch Dude]

Wow...

Khazan has eaten a lot. Hope it doesn't get fat.

15,000 will be mine!!!

Yeah. How many threads did it eat to gain over a thousand posts?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

What the flying fornication!?



What thread did the behemoth eat!? We were barely over 9000 last night!

[MaxofSteel]

What the flying fornication!?



What thread did the behemoth eat!? We were barely over 9000 last night!

SURPRISE!!!! :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Not that I'm complaining, since I jumped from tenth place to eighth place.


But still, it ate a thread I had over 40 posts in.

Guts/Batman 1,781
Stretch Dude 1,696
Eternal Torment 909
Anthony Johanson 417
The Dog 282
Tommy 264
Chrosis 249
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 245
Super Samurai 238
Albert 234

[Gordon Smith]

Yeah. How many threads did it eat to gain over a thousand posts?

Forty three threads were consumed in last night's merger-mania.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Forty three threads were consumed in last night's merger-mania.



.......wow.



Umm, any that I created, by chance?

[Gordon Smith]

What the flying fornication!?



What thread did the behemoth eat!? We were barely over 9000 last night!

Same kind of threads that ususally get merged in here. Birthday threads, holiday greetings and topics in which posters talk about what they like or dislike, personal preferences, that sort of thing.

[hitokiri_]

.......wow.



Umm, any that I created, by chance?

hopefully yes.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Same kind of threads that ususally get merged in here. Birthday threads, holiday greetings and topics in which posters talk about what they like or dislike, personal preferences, that sort of thing.


Ahh, thanks for the info.

:)

[Gordon Smith]

.......wow.



Umm, any that I created, by chance?

I think there was a birthday thread you had posted for someone. I don't recall any others.

[hitokiri_]

Ahh, thanks for the info.

:)

hoy!!!!1!1

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

hoy!!!!1!1

Hey hit, how is the old Scarlet Knight of SO doing?

[hitokiri_]

Hey hit, how is the old Scarlet Knight of SO doing?

frustrated at life. as usual. :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

frustrated at life. as usual. :D

*Shakes head*.


I know the feeling. :D


*Tranq's hit with a super sleeping serum, letting him get a good night of sleep*



You'll thank me when you wake up. :)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Guts/Batman 1,781
Stretch Dude 1,696
Eternal Torment 909
Anthony Johanson 417
The Dog 282
Tommy 264
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 250



Slowly but surely, I'm working my way up.


Top five shall be mine!

[hitokiri_]

*Shakes head*.


I know the feeling. :D


*Tranq's hit with a super sleeping serum, letting him get a good night of sleep*



You'll thank me when you wake up. :)

guh-guh-guht thu hull. . .

*stabs cleric*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

guh-guh-guht thu hull. . .

*stabs cleric*

*Is immune to stabbing thanks to Washu tech. Picks hitokiri up and places him in a room in the SO Hospital*.


Rest well.:D

[Tami]

Guts/Batman 1,781
Stretch Dude 1,696
Eternal Torment 909
Anthony Johanson 417
The Dog 282
Tommy 264
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 250



Slowly but surely, I'm working my way up.


Top five shall be mine!

Being a little over ambitious, hmmm?

[Tami]

Here is a joke I just heard:

As the Hawaiian cannibal told his child, “One’s man’s meat is another man’s poi, son.”

[hitokiri_]

*Is immune to stabbing thanks to Washu tech. Picks hitokiri up and places him in a room in the SO Hospital*.


Rest well.:D

Edited for content.
:mad:

[The MunchKING]

Edited for content

[Super Samurai]

And in an instant, I'm out of the top ten. Such is my life.

Oh well better not to be overexposed. That's how people find out secrets.

[hitokiri_]

And in an instant, I'm out of the top ten. Such is my life.

Oh well better not to be overexposed. That's how people find out secrets.

true true.

[hitokiri_]

6000! six thousand! 6K!

but it wont even matter.

[Kid Quick Foots]

who you takin'?

bloodlust on.

(i dont want to get in trouble with the MODS, so lets try to keep the replies "pg-13")

[KJ Stewart]

Alba has the most perfect rear end in the world.

She wins.

[Lord of Denial]

Johannson- You can tell she is a hellcat in the sack.

[Kid Quick Foots]

Alba has the most perfect rear end in the world.

She wins.




an "ass man" i see. nothing wrong with that:D

[Chou Blaster]

I'll like to do them both, in all honesty.

[KJ Stewart]

an "ass man" i see. nothing wrong with that:D

Heck (http://www.communitybarf.com/img/jessica-alba-0105-003.jpg)

Yes (http://www.gossiportruth.com/wp-content/images/jessica-alba-bikini.jpg)

:D

[Ghost]

Scarlett is way prettier. I'll have me a Johannson, please.

[Kid Quick Foots]

Heck (http://www.communitybarf.com/img/jessica-alba-0105-003.jpg)

Yes (http://www.gossiportruth.com/wp-content/images/jessica-alba-bikini.jpg)

:D


i like a man who brings visuals to make his point. good stuff dude.

[Lord of Denial]

Alba has the most perfect rear end in the world.

She wins.

You have not seen Jessica Biel as of late have you.

[Smokeyjay]

Ive seen bad pics of Scarlet with no makeup on and bad lighting before.

I never seen a bad pic of Jessica Alba before. Her tanned complexion makes it so that she doesn't need that much makeup.

[Lord of Denial]

Scarlett is way prettier. I'll have me a Johannson, please.

I agree with and endorse this statement.


And she has huge juggs!:evilsmile

[Kid Quick Foots]

You have not seen Jessica Biel as of late have you.


i was going to mention her. nice, but getting alittle too buff though. she does have a nice back porch though.

[KJ Stewart]

You have not seen Jessica Biel as of late have you.

I have, and it's a nice ass (http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/chicaschicaschicas/c2k_701@JessicaBiel.jpg), I just prefer Alba's. It's rounder. Like a peach.

[Kid Quick Foots]

I agree with and endorse this statement.


And she has huge juggs!:evilsmile

lol " im Lord of Denial, and i approve this message"

[Chou Blaster]

I agree with and endorse this statement.


And she has huge juggs!:evilsmile


Agreed.

Nwo that I tihnk of it, I'll got with Scarlet if I can only pick one.

As I am more T than A.

And i jsut reembered sometin g creepy; Jessica Albaa reminds me of one of my cousins.

[Lord of Denial]

Both bow to the sheer perfection that is Aishwarya Rai anyway,

[SSJVegeta]

Alba, Alba, Alba, Alba, Alba, Alba, Alba, Alba, Alba!!!

[Kid Quick Foots]

I have, and it's a nice ass (http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/chicaschicaschicas/c2k_701@JessicaBiel.jpg), I just prefer Alba's. It's rounder. Like a peach.


Damn dude, i like how someone mentions a hot chick and you are right there with the pics. no hesitation

[KJ Stewart]

Damn dude, i like how someone mentions a hot chick and you are right there with the pics. no hesitation

lol, just no one mention Roseanne Barr :o :eek:

[Kid Quick Foots]

lol, just no one mention Roseanne Barr :o :eek:

...and have you seen the ass on that Roseanne Barr....*waiting for pic*

[GrimShadow]

I agree with and endorse this statement.


And she has huge juggs!:evilsmile

Loved her in The Prestige, showed some pretty impressive cleavage work thare.

OTOH Alba looked pretty good in that skin-tight outfit in Fantastic 4.

Hell I'd root for both of them if they ever get into a cat-fight.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

6000! six thousand! 6K!

but it wont even matter.



Congratulations, man! :)

[KJ Stewart]

...and have you seen the ass on that Roseanne Barr....*waiting for pic*

Noooooo.

You would NOT wanna see that.

[Chou Blaster]

...and have you seen the ass on that Roseanne Barr....*waiting for pic*



: Does liu Kang death shrek as ghost flei sout of him, MK3 style.:

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Being a little over ambitious, hmmm?

Nah.


Just a little hard work will get me there (presumming Gordon doesn't pull a fast one and absorb 40 some-odd more threads, that is).

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

:mad:



...:(



*Un-tranq's hitokiri and gives him a gift basket*.


Hope you enjoyed your relaxing sleep. :)

[Motormouse]

...and have you seen the ass on that Roseanne Barr....*waiting for pic*

Your wish is my command....


http://www.thefileroom.org/images/image49.gif

Not quite her ass.......but you aint man enough to handle her ass son!!!!!

[GrimShadow]

Hate to ruine the mood here but lets keep the pics to a minimum so that this thread wont get closed.

[KJ Stewart]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/pirates_of_the_caribbean__dead_man_s_chest/roseanne_barr/deadpre3.jpg

AAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[KJ Stewart]

Hate to ruine the mood here but lets keep the pics to a minimum so that this thread wont get closed.

Yeah I didn't read that 'til I posted.

[Guitar Hero]

Jessica Alba, no question! :) Scarlett Johannson would be too distracted with Alba's beauty, and would fall in love with her, fight over!

[Stretch Dude]

Forty three threads were consumed in last night's merger-mania.

FORTY-THREE?!? :eek:

What the hell was going on last night?!

[Stretch Dude]

Guts/Batman 1,781
Stretch Dude 1,696

Damn, Guts has a huge lead on me...

[MaxofSteel]

Jessica Alba, yo! Me likey the ethnic chicks. Plus she can dance something fierce. :D

[lucifernomi]

Jessica Alba, no question! :) Scarlett Johannson would be too distracted with Alba's beauty, and would fall in love with her, fight over!

Winner: US!!!

[Erebus]

Posts so far in this thread:
Erebus 99

Who0T!!! 100th Post!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Damn, Guts has a huge lead on me...

Nah...not that huge. But I am glad I have been diversifying.

[Erebus]

Tyra's been putting on a little weight lately.
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8439/tyrabankstrl05110601ut6.jpg

But I'd still tap that in a second.

[The Real Nemo]

*Reads half-way through thread*

Well, it looks like I'm going to be dead pretty fast... Damn 04s and your overwhelming power. :p

Anyway my prediction is that I'll probably be killed by Tomo Nemo.
AHA!!! I'll take that as a surrender then!

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/6136/azutomo0111sh6.jpg

[Clouds-Are-Nice]

AHA!!! I'll take that as a surrender then!

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/6136/azutomo0111sh6.jpg


(Hmm, it must be my fate to be defeated by you or something... :p )

*raises white flag*

You win this time Eternal Rival~! *shakes fist*

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

...for all those who hate their crap clogging up your favorite fanfiction website, how do you deal with them? What are some funny ways of dealing with them fictionally? How do you shoot them down for calling you a 'homophobe' after you tell them you hate it when you put two confirmed heterosexuals together?

Any ideas...?:D

[T51R]

Lump them together in a Yaoi Universe, then hit the damned thing with Dimension Tide?:D

[Ghost]

How do you shoot them down for calling you a 'homophobe' after you tell them you hate it when you put two confirmed heterosexuals together?

Claim to be gay. ;)

[S J C]

I find Fire works best.

They are also Share this weakness with Zombies (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040417)

[S J C]

And if they call me a 'homophobe' I casually state that I have nothing against Homosexual people and that I don't care weather someone Is Straight Gay or Bi-sexual.

However Character X has shown no interest in a relationship with Character Y.

and In many cases seeks to kill him.

Or there are Brothers They don't do that. EVER.*

*well maybe in America

This is also an effective means of battling the Yaoi horde (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46174641/?qo=4&q=Yaoi+Fangirl&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5)

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

And if they call me a 'homophobe' I casually state that I have nothing against Homosexual people and that I don't care weather someone Is Straight Gay or Bi-sexual.

However Character X has shown no interest in a relationship with Character Y.

and In many cases seeks to kill him.

Or there are Brothers They don't do that. EVER.*

*well maybe in America

This is also an effective means of battling the Yaoi horde (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46174641/?qo=4&q=Yaoi+Fangirl&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5)
The yaoi-fangirls that posted comments are having a hard time convincing us, don't you think?

[S J C]

The yaoi-fangirls that posted comments are having a hard time convincing us, don't you think?

What do you mean.

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

What do you mean.
In the comments, there are Yaoi Fangirls posting and defending their work. One was even getting flustered at the portrayl of the fangirl in the comic.

[S J C]

In the comments, there are Yaoi Fangirls posting and defending their work. One was even getting flustered at the portrayl of the fangirl in the comic.

Ah I don't really read the comments.

[T51R]

In the comments, there are Yaoi Fangirls posting and defending their work. One was even getting flustered at the portrayl of the fangirl in the comic.

Well, not all fiction is for everyone so it is up to the individual descretion. They just have to accept that not everyone will take to Yaoi the same way others take to traditional comics or manga. It does after all address a still-somewhat stigmatized portion of society in the fictional sense. People do relate to characters, and so Yaoi would be offensive to some. If they don't like the implied criticizm, they don't have to read the strip. The same way we don't have to read their Yaoi if it makes us feel uncomfortable.





























































LETS WRITE ALL THEIR NAMES IN THE DEATH NOTE!!!!!! PURGE THE FOOKiN' PLANET ULEH!!!:D

[S J C]

LETS WRITE ALL THEIR NAMES IN THE DEATH NOTE!!!!!! PURGE THE FOOKiN' PLANET ULEH!!!:D

We need a Crusade Summon the Warriors of CBR. We must lead a Crusade to Drive the Yaoi horde back into the Dark space from whence they came

[T51R]

Dude, CBR is about the last bastion of sanity from the Yaoi horde! I say we hold it and let them eat each other to death when there's no more Yaoi left to write!:evilsmile

Edit: Aight for some reason that just sounds wrong.

[S J C]

Dude, CBR is about the last bastion of sanity from the Yaoi horde! I say we hold it and let them eat each other to death when there's no more Yaoi left to write!:evilsmile

Edit: Aight for some reason that just sounds wrong.

Yes. Yes it did.

But we must reclaim our birthright. For if we do not strike now how long will it be before the Fangirls infiltrate us here in Khazan. No we must lunch a preemptive strike else we risk losing the holy light of Khazan forever.

[LordKaos]

...for all those who hate their crap clogging up your favorite fanfiction website, how do you deal with them? What are some funny ways of dealing with them fictionally? How do you shoot them down for calling you a 'homophobe' after you tell them you hate it when you put two confirmed heterosexuals together?

Any ideas...?:D


How about you just not read them? K.I.S.S.

[Guts/Batman]

How about you just not read them? K.I.S.S.

The mere fact that they exist is the annoying part. Kinda like Stop signs in the middle of nowhere.

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

How about you just not read them? K.I.S.S.
I don't read them. The summaries make me want to kill the authors though, or at least mind-wipe and reprogram them.

[S J C]

I don't read them. The summaries make me want to kill the authors though, or at least mind-wipe and reprogram them.

Well some 'Normal' Fanfics make me feel the same way.

Such as the ones that pair up Gaara and Temari or Rukia and Byakuya

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

Well some 'Normal' Fanfics make me feel the same way.

Such as the ones that pair up Gaara and Temari or Rukia and Byakuya
Or Gaara and Hinata, or Sasuke and Hinata. There is nothing remotely to suggest they would like each other more than friends.

[S J C]

Or Gaara and Hinata, or Sasuke and Hinata. There is nothing remotely to suggest they would like each other more than friends.

Well to be fair its thats far more likely than Gaara suddenly snapping and deciding to rape his sister

[The Real Nemo]

Or Gaara and Hinata, or Sasuke and Hinata. There is nothing remotely to suggest they would like each other more than friends.
Then I guess the thing to do would be to tell them that the problem you have is not so much with yaoi as with unrealistic couples. Personally I think that in the hands of the right author nearly any pairing can work, but of course the "right author" is rarely ever the one actually writing this stuff...

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Then I guess the thing to do would be to tell them that the problem you have is not so much with yaoi as with unrealistic couples. Personally I think that in the hands of the right author nearly any pairing can work, but of course the "right author" is rarely ever the one actually writing this stuff...

That's the gospel truth.

[Shaman from Serbia]

Any sugestions or tips?

[buutenks]

Any sugestions or tips?

You're hungry for what?Food?Blood?

[Sharpandpointies]

Apples are always good. Carrots, too. Sliced or not (I go with non-sliced, 'cause I'm a tough guy :).

[Ragnorok64]

Any sugestions or tips?

Eat something.

Hmm... Since this is rumbles, I'd suggest putting a slice of pizza, a burger, and a microwave burrito on your table and making them fight to the death. The winner gets eaten. If it's a three-way tie eat them all.

[Shaman from Serbia]

You're hungry for what?Food?Blood?

What do I look like?

*look myself in the mirror*

OK...

I'm not tellin'.

[Stretch Dude]

*awards this thread with the "Most Ridiculous Thread Ever" Award*

[Guts/Batman]

Somebody made a new thread about this?

This is Downtown material.

[Grazzt]

Do you have a beard? Search through that and maybe you'll find something edible that got stuck in there.

[Ice'Lord]

*puts on a narrative voice*
Here are a few tips:
It's best to eat with tools specialy designed to help consume the food.
They consist of (but are not limited to): plate, fork, spoon, knife and glass.
Plate - an oval piece of ceramics where the food is stored during the eating process.
Spoon - use it to eat soups and other sorts of "watery" food.
Knife - use it to cut the food into smaller pieces suitable for chewing.
Fork - use it to transfer the nutritives cut by knife from your plate to your mouth.
Glass - tube shaped utensile made from glass (thus the name) used to store liquids (ie water, juice) during the eating and drinking process.

So, start using them and don't eat with your fingers, and welcome to the 21. century.
For more information visit your local restaurant.

[JonathanMS]

Fried chicken is always good.

[Guts/Batman]

And to think this thread will be eaten itself...

[Erebus]

If you want something quick but satisfying, make a pb&j sandwhich. Or just pick up some fast food.

[Guts/Batman]

Fast food is bleh.

[KJ Stewart]

If you want something quick but satisfying, make a pb&j sandwhich. Or just pick up some fast food.

I honestly have absolutely no idea how you American folk can eat that as a "normal" concoction! :confused:

[Guts/Batman]

Peanut Butter and Jelly...

They have complimentary flavors. At least Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly do. That's about as normal as you can get.

I like Apple Jelly more than Grape Jelly, though.

I only eat it when I am dire stretches.

[Erebus]

I honestly have absolutely no idea how you American folk can eat that as a "normal" concoction! :confused:
Hey, its not bad for your body if you only eat it once in a while. I love some Taco Bell after a long hard week.

[Guts/Batman]

The good thing about Taco Bell is that it isn't in your system for very long.

[choptop]

Hot Dog"s!

[Stretch Dude]

I only eat it when I am dire stretches.

You're not a Dire Stretch, I am!

[Guts/Batman]

I thought that was Stretch Armstrong...

[Stretch Dude]

I thought that was Stretch Armstrong...

Nah, he's not all that Dire, really.

[Guts/Batman]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...How soon will it take to eat this thread?

So you are the only Die Stretch?

[hitokiri_]

That's the gospel truth.

MONKEYS!!!!!11!

[Chrosis]

I honestly have absolutely no idea how you American folk can eat that as a "normal" concoction! :confused:

Hey, now. Lets not be ethnocentric. We've been raised by different cultures with different regards to different types of food.

In some countries, Giant Tarantulas are considered a delicacy.

In India, the vast majority of the population won't touch beef.

To counter you're statement, I've composed my own.

How can you people care so much about a pansy sport like Soccer?

[Guts/Batman]

Only took a few hours to eat the thread.

[The Real Nemo]

Peanut Butter and Jelly...

They have complimentary flavors. At least Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly do. That's about as normal as you can get.

I like Apple Jelly more than Grape Jelly, though.

I only eat it when I am dire stretches.
I prefer peanut butter and honey. ^_^

[Guts/Batman]

I love it, too. I always have honey on hand now. When it hardens, it adds a new dimension to the sandwich.

[Super Samurai]

So like anybody get any closer to the mystery of the surprise in store?

[MaxofSteel]

How can you people care so much about a pansy sport like Soccer?

Soccer is delicious.











... Thought I'd combine two statements. It's faster that way...

[Gordon Smith]

I prefer peanut butter and honey. ^_^

I used to drive my mother crazy by eating peanut butter and honey straight out of the jar. :p

[MaxofSteel]

So like anybody get any closer to the mystery of the surprise in store?

I've figured it out! And the truth is...

THE DC MULTIVERSE IS BACK!

...:eek: !

[Super Samurai]

I've figured it out! And the truth is...

THE DC MULTIVERSE IS BACK!

...:eek: !


Only to gradually fade away into obscurity

:D

[Guts/Batman]

I used to drive my mother crazy by eating peanut butter and honey straight out of the jar. :p

Talk about a sugar overload.

20 two liters of Mountain Dew doesn't even compare to that...

[Guts/Batman]

I've figured it out! And the truth is...

THE DC MULTIVERSE IS BACK!

...:eek: !

It never went away...

[Gordon Smith]

So like anybody get any closer to the mystery of the surprise in store?

The surprise was already unleashed.

[Guts/Batman]

The surprise was already unleashed.

That's what I was thinking.

And thanks to the surprise I have nearly a 100 post lead on Stretch. :D

[MaxofSteel]

It never went away...

Nothing we love ever does...

:p

[MaxofSteel]

I love it, too. I always have honey on hand now. When it hardens, it adds a new dimension to the sandwich.

PB and honey huh? Hm. Maybe I'll give it a try sometime...

[Guts/Batman]

*Seething with anger* Motherfucking Kurse...

Could have actually beaten Thor's simulation disc. Got a could good shots in on Kurse but the lone Clay Guardian that wandered in with him didn't help...

[Stretch Dude]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...How soon will it take to eat this thread?

So you are the only Die Stretch?

Dire Stretch, thankyouverymuch. :D

[Stretch Dude]

I love it, too. I always have honey on hand now. When it hardens, it adds a new dimension to the sandwich.

It adds a new dimension to your hand as well, I'd imagine.

[Guts/Batman]

It adds a new dimension to your hand as well, I'd imagine.

Only if it drips...

[Knightosis]

Only if it drips...

That's what she said.

*rimshot*

[Stretch Dude]

Only if it drips...

Then it would begin adding a new dimension to your pants.