Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[kain5252]

I don't remember that show...

Yeah, it was really popular in its time. Thats why you never heard of it. *sarcasm*

[Guts/Batman]

*Glares eyes*

CARE BEAR STARE!!!

[MaxofSteel]

I don't remember that show...

Here. Witness the magic!... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nMIY5Ihgjc)

[Stretch Dude]

I don't remember that show...

GASP OF SHOCK AND HORROR!!!

[Guts/Batman]

I know, I know. I should remember that show. It hasn't been that long.

Hell, I remember Voltron...

[ambush bug]

*shamelessly jumping on the band wagon





MY COUSIN CONSTANTLY GETS DRUNK OFF CHURCH WINE!!!!

[MaxofSteel]

BIG ... WORDS!!!!

[hitokiri_]

cleric sucks.

[ambush bug]

WOOOT!!!! 900th POSTS!!!!!! *GIVES INFINITE BOOZE AND CIGARS TO PEOPLE*

[hitokiri_]

WOOOT!!!! 900th POSTS!!!!!! *GIVES INFINITE BOOZE AND CIGARS TO PEOPLE*



*slaps ambush bug*

[Guts/Batman]

*Shakes head* 900 is not worth celebrating wildly...

[Stretch Dude]

*Shakes head* 900 is not worth celebrating wildly...

Simple pleasures for simple beings.

[hitokiri_]

*Shakes head* 900 is not worth celebrating wildly...

guts. reset your post count and do it again, then you'll earn my respect. haha

[Guts/Batman]

guts. reset your post count and do it again, then you'll earn my respect. haha

I could probably do it in about 4 days...

[Guts/Batman]

Simple pleasures for simple beings.

Of course...

1 action figure away from unlocking Black Panther. Hopefully I find it this time. Had to cheat to get Silver Surfer...

Oh well...

[hitokiri_]

I could probably do it in about 4 days...

i dare you. better yet, i double dog dare you.

btw, nobody likes a cheater. you should've atleast googled the locations of the sims.

[Guts/Batman]

Only 3 had previously escaped my grasp. I'm not patient enough to do all the simulation discs. The group ones were easy, but Captain America and Thor still plague me.

That damned missile...

[Guts/Batman]

Also...

Iron Man leveled up three times in about one 20 minute period. He only actually leveled up on experience once too...

Where is one Black Panther statue in the last two phases?

[Devon C.]

Disco vs. J-Pop vs. Techno. Given a choice between the two, which one would you listen to?

Assuming that there are no other forms of music left. Jazz, R&B, Rap, Rock, Classical, Blues, Gospel, Country. all of them have been banned at one point or another. The Government thinks that the three forms mentioned above are wholesome enough to listen to.

[MaxofSteel]

"Wholesome". I like that.:p

Damn this is a tough one. I'll go with techno, if only because Disco's not my era and I have little experience in the JPop world.

[Guts/Batman]

Disco...for sure.

[Stretch Dude]

Disco vs. J-Pop vs. Techno. Given a choice between the two, which one would you listen to?

Hee. :D

I'm gonna say disco. It's closest to being tolerable.

[Guts/Batman]

That's what I was wondering too...

[Devon C.]

I said "two" because I don't consider Techno to be music.

[Guts/Batman]

Heh...

I don't either. It's just noise.

[MaxofSteel]

I said "two" because I don't consider Techno to be music.

... oh.

*walks away embarrased*

[Devon C.]

No need, Max. You're just looking at the thread's own fake-ass cynic. I'll say something negative about everything.

[MaxofSteel]

No need, Max. You're just looking at the thread's own fake-ass cynic. I'll say something negative about everything.

Sweet.

*skips back jovially*

[Devon C.]

*skips back jovially*

You're gonna have to not do that. The image'll clash with my current watching of Smackdown and then the manliness level will drop and then what'll I do?

[Guts/Batman]

No need, Max. You're just looking at the thread's own fake-ass cynic. I'll say something negative about everything.

And we love you for it.

[MaxofSteel]

You're gonna have to not do that. The image'll clash with my current watching of Smackdown and then the manliness level will drop and then what'll I do?

Sorry. The skipping couldn't be helped. It's part of who I am. I'm a skipper through and through.

[hitokiri_]

blargh1!

im here again.

[Eternal Torment]

The lead that Guts and Stretch have is insurmountable. Dang.

[Devon C.]

blargh1!

im here again.
Against your own will, I presume?

[Super Samurai]

The lead that Guts and Stretch have is insurmountable. Dang.

Eh, don't worry only a little over a 1000 posts left till the...

REBIRTH!

[hitokiri_]

Against your own will, I presume?

care to make a wager? delete your post count style. id say bears win the SB. :D

[Guts/Batman]

Yea...it is pretty big.

[Guts/Batman]

The lead that Guts and Stretch have is insurmountable. Dang.

That's just what dominator's do...

[hitokiri_]

Yea...it is pretty big.

mine is bigger than yours though.

[Guts/Batman]

care to make a wager? delete your post count style. id say bears win the SB. :D

Why would I, the leader of posts for all Rumblers currently, put my 25,000 posts up for a bet like that?

[hitokiri_]

That's just what dominator's do...

ron simmons will dominate you.

[hitokiri_]

Why would I, the leader of posts for all Rumblers currently, put my 25,000 posts up for a bet like that?

im talking to campbell by the way. feel free to join :D

[Guts/Batman]

mine is bigger than yours though.

I'll just leave that at that...

[hitokiri_]

I'll just leave that at that...

hahahahahaha

[Guts/Batman]

im talking to campbell by the way. feel free to join :D

You want me to put up my post count on the line, don't you?

[Guts/Batman]

ron simmons will dominate you.

I have no doubt about that. Ron Simmons is pimp.

[hitokiri_]

You want me to put up my post count on the line, don't you?

well... since we all know that you can't do that, maybe. :D

[hitokiri_]

I have no doubt about that. Ron Simmons is pimp.

ron simmons is teh pimp. daammmmn.

[hitokiri_]

finished downloading all 55 issues of young justice. im evil that way.

[Devon C.]

I ain't a gambling man, hit. You know that.

And Ron Simmons IS Raw. Muck Fichaels, Faarooq >>>> HBK.

[Eternal Torment]

Eh, don't worry only a little over a 1000 posts left till the...

REBIRTH!

Like a phoenix! Or a virgin.

[Guts/Batman]

well... since we all know that you can't do that, maybe. :D

*Laughs* I suppose if I wanted to bad enough. I like having the most posts in Rumbles.

[hitokiri_]

I ain't a gambling man, hit. You know that.

And Ron Simmons IS Raw. Muck Fichaels, Faarooq >>>> HBK.

it's not gambling, it's called betting. two different things.

[Guts/Batman]

I ain't a gambling man, hit. You know that.

And Ron Simmons IS Raw. Muck Fichaels, Faarooq >>>> HBK.

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[hitokiri_]

*Laughs* I suppose if I wanted to bad enough. I like having the most posts in Rumbles.

then you'll never know the feeling of a common man. look pal, its not like im pushing you but, having 25k post makes you look, you know, geeky. :D

[Guts/Batman]

Gotta love The Rock avatars. *Wonders if I should put my old Rock avatar up, MJ is getting tired*

[ambush bug]

Simple pleasures for simple beings.


Ouch. Just let me live in my simple world before "They" pull the plug on me!

[hitokiri_]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

make that


DAAAAAMMN STRAIGHT!!!

[hitokiri_]

Gotta love The Rock avatars. *Wonders if I should put my old Rock avatar up, MJ is getting tired*

sticking his tongue out like that and posing that dribble for days is kinda tiring dont you think. mein avy is a natural at doing stupid things.

[Guts/Batman]

then you'll never know the feeling of a common man. look pal, its not like im pushing you but, having 25k post makes you look, you know, geeky. :D

"Look geeky"? Please...

I have known the feeling of the common man too long.

[hitokiri_]

"Look geeky"? Please...

I have known the feeling of the common man too long.

then let that feeling stay longer. *mental whammy on guts*

[Devon C.]

it's not gambling, it's called betting. two different things.
Well, both are too dangerous for a man with my bad fortune. I don't believe in luck, but apparently it wants me to.

[hitokiri_]

Well, both are too dangerous for a man with my bad fortune. I don't believe in luck, but apparently it wants me to.

fortune favors the bold. what say you?

[Guts/Batman]

sticking his tongue out like that and posing that dribble for days is kinda tiring dont you think. mein avy is a natural at doing stupid things.

It is...

It's time for a new avatar. Thankfully, I made a few more in the last batch...

[Guts/Batman]

then let that feeling stay longer. *mental whammy on guts*

*Gets whacked, sees Xena fucking Hercules*

[hitokiri_]

It is...

It's time for a new avatar. Thankfully, I made a few more in the last batch...

give me a liefeld and id be happy.

[hitokiri_]

*Gets whacked, sees Xena fucking Hercules*

heeey. . . so xena is indeed a chick. :D

[Guts/Batman]

give me a liefeld and id be happy.

I'll have to make a new one for that. Though that does give me a few ideas...

[Guts/Batman]

heeey. . . so xena is indeed a chick. :D

All woman...I think.

[hitokiri_]

I'll have to make a new one for that. Though that does give me a few ideas...


liefeld rocks! jim lee sucks!

have to go now.

[Guts/Batman]

Not quite down with Jim Lee sucks, but...I don't absolutely love his art to the point where I'll buy every book he draws.

I'm not even that way Ed Benes, who is my absolute favorite comic book artist right now.

[Stretch Dude]

The lead that Guts and Stretch have is insurmountable. Dang.

"Insurmountable"? That's not what you said to us last night. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Eh, don't worry only a little over a 1000 posts left till the...

REBIRTH!

PREPARE THE BOILED NEWSPAPERS!

[Stretch Dude]

That's just what dominator's do...

Damn right. That and look DAMN good in black leather. *cracks whip*

[Stretch Dude]

Like a phoenix! Or a virgin.

All hot and hot? And hot?

[Stretch Dude]

Ouch. Just let me live in my simple world before "They" pull the plug on me!

*unplugs Ambush Bug*

[Stretch Dude]

"Look geeky"? Please...

I have known the feeling of the common man too long.

Who you callin' "common"? :D

[Stretch Dude]

give me a liefeld and id be happy.

I thought your avatar was already Liefeld.

[Stretch Dude]

Not quite down with Jim Lee sucks, but...I don't absolutely love his art to the point where I'll buy every book he draws.

I'm not even that way Ed Benes, who is my absolute favorite comic book artist right now.

I haven't seen much of Benes' stuff. For me, it's Pelletier all the way.

Or maybe this guy. I dunno if he draws any books, but I likes the way he thinks. (http://www.comicartfans.com/GalleryPiece.asp?Piece=214669&GSub=17001) :D

[MaxofSteel]

I haven't seen much of Benes' stuff. For me, it's Pelletier all the way.

Or maybe this guy. I dunno if he draws any books, but I likes the way he thinks. (http://www.comicartfans.com/GalleryPiece.asp?Piece=214669&GSub=17001) :D

I like what's goin' on with Supes' "spider sense".:p

Benes' stuff rocks btw.

[ambush bug]

*unplugs Ambush Bug*

No, you can't do......this..uhhh.*shut down in t-minus 20 seconds* can't*19* let*18* ....*17* this.. *16* this *15* happen *14* again *13* *Pulls out on gun to *12* use on Strech Dude* *11*. This *10* is for *9* all.. *8* the times *7* you've *6* made fun of m *5* e.... * draws gun* *4* good *3* *bye* .....* 2* *second away from pulling trigger* *1*


*SHUT DOWN*

*AMBUSH BUG
PROGRAM ELIMINATED*

[MaxofSteel]

No, you can't do......this..uhhh.*shut down in t-minus 20 seconds* can't*19* let*18* ....*17* this.. *16* this *15* happen *14* again *13* *Pulls out on gun to *12* use on Strech Dude* *11*. This *10* is for *9* all.. *8* the times *7* you've *6* made fun of m *5* e.... * draws gun* *4* good *3* *bye* .....* 2* *second away from pulling trigger* *1*


*SHUT DOWN*

*AMBUSH BUG
PROGRAM ELIMINATED*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:














*phew* Good thing I'm wirless.:cool:

[Devon C.]

No, you can't do......this..uhhh.*shut down in t-minus 20 seconds* can't*19* let*18* ....*17* this.. *16* this *15* happen *14* again *13* *Pulls out on gun to *12* use on Strech Dude* *11*. This *10* is for *9* all.. *8* the times *7* you've *6* made fun of m *5* e.... * draws gun* *4* good *3* *bye* .....* 2* *second away from pulling trigger* *1*





Shut up! 50 years ago we would've had you in a Cobra Clutch with a chair in your ass! You can post, you can post! You're brave now! Throw him out! He's a jobber! He's a jobber! He's a jobber! A jobber! Look, there's a jobber! What's the matter? What's the matter? This shocks you? They're going to arrest me for calling an RP'er a jobber? That's what happens when you interrupt the black man, pal!

[Stretch Dude]

No, you can't do......this..uhhh.*shut down in t-minus 20 seconds* can't*19* let*18* ....*17* this.. *16* this *15* happen *14* again *13* *Pulls out on gun to *12* use on Strech Dude* *11*. This *10* is for *9* all.. *8* the times *7* you've *6* made fun of m *5* e.... * draws gun* *4* good *3* *bye* .....* 2* *second away from pulling trigger* *1*


*SHUT DOWN*

*AMBUSH BUG
PROGRAM ELIMINATED*

*opens Ambush up and begins fiddling with his wiring*

[Stretch Dude]

*phew* Good thing I'm wirless.:cool:

*transmits a nonstop stream of Tubgirl images directly into Max's optic nerves*

[MaxofSteel]

*transmits a nonstop stream of Tubgirl images directly into Max's optic nerves*

Eep!!!:eek:

[Froggy]

*transmits a nonstop stream of Tubgirl images directly into Max's optic nerves*

damn. thats seven level sof wrong

[Stretch Dude]

damn. thats seven level sof wrong

Let that be a lesson to all of you: Never claim to be immune to my tactics, for I will create new tactics designed solely to make you suffer.

[Eternal Torment]

I will not kill anybody important. *shoots Ambush Bug in the head* ...What?

[MaxofSteel]

*Comes back with no eyes*

Hey guys what's up!:p

[Stretch Dude]

*Comes back with no eyes*

Hey guys what's up!:p

*redirects the Tubgirl images to the visual cortex of Max's brain*

[MaxofSteel]

*redirects the Tubgirl images to the visual cortex of Max's brain*

CRAP!!!!!!

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

*opens Ambush up and begins fiddling with his wiring*

*inserts a malfunction chip into Ambush's personality* Just in case he tries to go Marvin on us again.

[Guts/Batman]

All hot and hot? And hot?

Hot and spicy...

[Guts/Batman]

Damn right. That and look DAMN good in black leather. *cracks whip*

Mmmm Nina Mercedez in black leather...

Oh God...

[Guts/Batman]

I haven't seen much of Benes' stuff. For me, it's Pelletier all the way.

Or maybe this guy. I dunno if he draws any books, but I likes the way he thinks. (http://www.comicartfans.com/GalleryPiece.asp?Piece=214669&GSub=17001) :D

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/241/d/c/Rogue_By_Ed_Benes_by_atombasher.jpg

http://img.sheezyart.com/art/medium/77/779505.jpg

http://www.blogzine.com.br/edsg.jpg

Ed Benes. Lois...seriously doesn't look any hotter than when Benes draws her.

[Guts/Batman]

Who you callin' "common"? :D

Twasn't me...

[Devon C.]

Are there just some things that you have irrational, yet blinding hatred for? You have no real reason to dislike it, especially with the fervor that you hate it with, but you just do.

In my case, it would be that old video game company known as Konami. I see the Konami label on it, screw the reviews, screw the buzz, screw the high recommendations by friends. All bets are off.

Edit: That doesn't necessarily apply to Ninja Turtles games.

[Guts/Batman]

The Iowa State Cyclones, the Chicago Bears, the Green Bay Packers, St. Louis Cardinals, St. Louis Rams, the Houston Astros, the Boston Red Sox, the Chicago White Sox, The Florida Marlins, Soccer...

So many things.

[Stretch Dude]

CRAP!!!!!!

I've also set up a line to your subconscious just in case you try to escape into the sweet oblivion of sleep.

[Stretch Dude]

*inserts a malfunction chip into Ambush's personality* Just in case he tries to go Marvin on us again.

Who said he's gonna have a personality when I'm done? :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

Hot and spicy...

Spicy chicken wing. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Ed Benes. Lois...seriously doesn't look any hotter than when Benes draws her.

Well, okay then. Wowzers...

[Stretch Dude]

Twasn't me...

It better not have been.

[Stretch Dude]

Are there just some things that you have irrational, yet blinding hatred for? You have no real reason to dislike it, especially with the fervor that you hate it with, but you just do.

Harry Potter. I just can't freaking stand that idiotic franchise. And it's made all the worse by the fact that the rest of my family loves it. My dad and sister watch the movies on a regular basis.

[MaxofSteel]

I've also set up a line to your subconscious just in case you try to escape into the sweet oblivion of sleep.

*walks in*

:confused: ...

Ah, I see you've met my evil clone "Bizarro MaxofSteel".

He gets out of his cage from time to time to cause some shenanigans, but then I just put him back in. He's my complete opposite you know, so... he's basically an ass. Sorry for all the trouble he caused. Btw I should mention I shouldn't be held responsible for anything he did, so that absolves me from any potential harm he had coming.




... Hey where are his eyes???

[Stretch Dude]

... Hey where are his eyes???

Oh, I transmitted a non-stop stream of Tubgirl images into his optic nerves. He removed his eyes to make it stop, so now I'm sending them directly into his brain.

Just like I'm now doing to you. Just because.

[MaxofSteel]

Oh, I transmitted a non-stop stream of Tubgirl images into his optic nerves. He removed his eyes to make it stop, so now I'm sending them directly into his brain.

Just like I'm now doing to you. Just because.

CRAP!!!!!!

[Stretch Dude]

CRAP!!!!!!

:evilsmile

[Super Samurai]

I'm sure someday some crazed fanatic with a tubgirl fetish will come and seek you Stretch Dude, someday...

[Devon C.]

Response to a thread about fictional couples, much like the ones some people make here:

I really hope you're a woman. Someone close this before my ____ shrivels up and falls off.

[Tommy]

Hello? Is anyone out there? Am I al alone here?

[MaxofSteel]

Hello? Is anyone out there? Am I al alone here?

Hi.:p
_______

[Tommy]

Hi.:p
_______

Hello MOS! Whats shaking?

[MaxofSteel]

Hello MOS! Whats shaking?

Well, Stretch Dude just finished beeming tubgirl images into my brain as well as the brain of my evil clone "Bizarro MaxofSteel". So that sux.

But other than that I'm kewl.:cool:

[Tommy]

Well, Stretch Dude just finished beeming tubgirl images into my brain as well as the brain of my evil clone "Bizarro MaxofSteel". So that sux.

But other than that I'm kewl.:cool:
You should slap him.

I am currently beaming up really bad fanfiction into my own brain so I can feel for you as well.

[ambush bug]

*opens Ambush up and begins fiddling with his wiring*




FOOLS!!!


Did you honestly think you could rid of me that easily? I am now AMBUSH BUG 2.0!!!!

I'm wireless now and I can't be stopped by any tubgirl bullshit! *sets of a device that makes my old form explode in Stretch Dudes face* Now that done..wait....*shoots Eternal Torment in the face,several times* That's for shooting me first!

[Tommy]

And yet you still are not dating Black Cat.

*Sets fire to Ambush Bug's house.*

[ambush bug]

And yet you still are not dating Black Cat.

*Sets fire to Ambush Bug's house.*


Good thing I fire proofed my house just for this kind of thing!(nukes Tommy's house.)

[Tommy]

Good thing I fire proofed my house just for this kind of thing!(nukes Tommy's house.)

Good thing my house is buried under a mountain!

*Laughs as the nuke explodes harmlessly*

But I have got your number!

*Floods Ambush Bug's under a deluge of water*

[MaxofSteel]

Hey can I join in?

*Burries own house under an avalanche *












...D'OH!:eek: :mad: :(

[Guts/Batman]

It better not have been.

You know me. I wouldn't do that.

It's not crazy enough.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, okay then. Wowzers...

Oh...yes....

[Guts/Batman]

I'm wireless now and I can't be stopped by any tubgirl bullshit! *sets of a device that makes my old form explode in Stretch Dudes face* Now that done..wait....

*Sighs* He's Stretch Dude. He just doesn't go away like that...

[Stretch Dude]

Well, Stretch Dude just finished beeming tubgirl images into my brain as well as the brain of my evil clone "Bizarro MaxofSteel". So that sux.

But other than that I'm kewl.:cool:

"Finished," my ass. It's nonstop, remember?

[Stretch Dude]

You should slap him.

Yeah, like that'd do anything. :D

[Stretch Dude]

I'm wireless now and I can't be stopped by any tubgirl bullshit! *sets of a device that makes my old form explode in Stretch Dudes face*

*emerges from the explosion unscathed[/i]*

Pfft. MoS was wireless, too, and that didn't stop the Tubgirl stream. But, just to be sure...

*transmits a nonstop stream of Tubgirl/Goatse images directly into Ambush's brain*

[Stretch Dude]

You know me. I wouldn't do that.

It's not crazy enough.

I would've had to tell everyone what you do afterwards. :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

*Sighs* He's Stretch Dude. He just doesn't go away like that...

*does a dance as Ambush convulses wildly with disgust*

[MaxofSteel]

"Finished," my ass. It's nonstop, remember?

The act of beaming is complete, but the visions are continuous. Such is the word of the MaxofSteel.

And instaed of a slap I'm gonna give you a wag 'o the finger.

*wags finger*

Naughty, naughty Stretch Dude!

[Stretch Dude]

DAMMIT! Guts is still ahead!

[Stretch Dude]

The act of beaming is complete, but the visions are continuous. Such is the word of the MaxofSteel.

And instaed of a slap I'm gonna give you a wag 'o the finger.

*wags finger*

Naughty, naughty Stretch Dude!

Then I'm gonna have to give you a tip o' the hat.

*tips hat, revealing a massive turbocannon that fires a steady barrage of cannonballs into Max's face at the speed of light*

[Guts/Batman]

DAMMIT! Guts is still ahead!

Ha hah!

Not even Bandit Keith's fan service could keep me from posting!

[MaxofSteel]

Then I'm gonna have to give you a tip o' the hat.

*tips hat, revealing a massive turbocannon that fires a steady barrage of cannonballs into Max's face at the speed of light*

That is so NOT what Stephen Colbert would do!:mad:

That said, I'll be heading to my nearest plastic sugeon to resolve this matter immediately.

[Guts/Batman]

I would've had to tell everyone what you do afterwards. :evilsmile

Eh...I thought everyone knew.

[Guts/Batman]

*does a dance as Ambush convulses wildly with disgust*

Could be worse. Could be Bandit Keith's fan service.

[The Dog]

Could be worse. Could be Bandit Keith's fan service.

Pffft. Please, Bandit Keith fanservice is NOTHING compared to Happosai or Master Roshi fanservice!

That'll cause your brain to burst from your head and your eyeballs to shoot from their sockets in horror.

[ambush bug]

*emerges from the explosion unscathed[/i]*

Pfft. MoS was wireless, too, and that didn't stop the Tubgirl stream. But, just to be sure...

*transmits a nonstop stream of Tubgirl/Goatse images directly into Ambush's brain*

No, the whole wireless thing wasn't why tubgirl stuff won't affect me it's because I've seen something a 1,00000000000000000000 times worse: a Bea Arthur and Roseanne Barr leasbain movie!!!!! *sends it into his brain,reducing Strech Dude into a blubbering meat sack* I would kill you,but that would be way to nice.

[Guts/Batman]

Bea Arthur and Roseanne Arnold in a lesbian porn is nothing compared to what we have seen.

[MaxofSteel]

Bea Arthur and Roseanne Arnold in a lesbian porn is nothing compared to what we have seen.

:eek: !...................

[ambush bug]

Bea Arthur and Roseanne Arnold in a lesbian porn is nothing compared to what we have seen.

*Bows down to Guts in a mixture of fear and respect.*

[Stretch Dude]

Ha hah!

Not even Bandit Keith's fan service could keep me from posting!

I swear revengeance upon your head!

[Stretch Dude]

That is so NOT what Stephen Colbert would do!:mad:

That said, I'll be heading to my nearest plastic sugeon to resolve this matter immediately.

He would if he were faced with a bear. And...if he was Inspector Gadget.

[Stretch Dude]

Eh...I thought everyone knew.

Everyone knows you cry like a woman afterwards?

[Stretch Dude]

Could be worse. Could be Bandit Keith's fan service.

Who in the flipside is Bandit Keith?

[MaxofSteel]

What do you call YOUR favorite carbonated beverage where you're from?

Are you a "soda" person (like myself)? Or are you a "pop" person (like some of the people I met while in upstate New York)? And if you refer to it as neither of the three, then what do you call it?

Also feel free to state which "soda" is the best drink ever (Diet included).

P.S: I got this idea from a can of Dr. Pepper I just finished chugging down. Yummy! :p

[Stretch Dude]

No, the whole wireless thing wasn't why tubgirl stuff won't affect me it's because I've seen something a 1,00000000000000000000 times worse: a Bea Arthur and Roseanne Barr leasbain movie!!!!! *sends it into his brain,reducing Strech Dude into a blubbering meat sack* I would kill you,but that would be way to nice.

Silly insect! My brain possesses the most powerful, most impenetrable firewall in the multiverse!

[Stretch Dude]

:eek: !...................

You're young. You will learn soon enough. You will learn, or you will be crushed and left by the wayside.

[Stretch Dude]

*Bows down to Guts in a mixture of fear and respect.*

Damn right.

[Stretch Dude]

Bea Arthur and Roseanne Arnold in a lesbian porn is nothing compared to what we have seen.

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Alan2099]

Coke.

It's all coke. Coke is coke. pepsi is coke. Dr. Pepper is coke. Mountain Dew is coke. It's all coke.

[MaxofSteel]

Who in the flipside is Bandit Keith?

Pssh! He's ONLY the best Duel Monster player ever! IN AMERICA! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMnoud0-gLo&mode=related&search=):p

[MaxofSteel]

Coke.

It's all coke. Coke is coke. pepsi is coke. Dr. Pepper is coke. Mountain Dew is coke. It's all coke.

So you're a "coke" person huh? We call your kind "weirdies".;) :p

[MaxofSteel]

You're young. You will learn soon enough. You will learn, or you will be crushed and left by the wayside.

I'll take the 'learn soon enough' for $800 Bob!:D

*crosses fingers*

[Erebus]

I call them "sissy-whisky."

[Wannabe]

Pop. After saying it my whole life, I recently questioned why it was called Pop. I found out it was because when pop was commonly distributed in glass bottles, they'd always make a "pop" noise when opened.

[Your Imaginary Pal]

it's soda...everyone else is wrong.
either that or carbonated soft drink
CSD from now on, tell all your friends

[kain5252]

Coke.

It's all coke. Coke is coke. pepsi is coke. Dr. Pepper is coke. Mountain Dew is coke. It's all coke.

Same for me.

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

*mixes soda with pop rocks*

I've always called it,"soda".

BURP!

is that all?

Oh well...

[Chou Blaster]

What do you call YOUR favorite carbonated beverage where you're from?

Are you a "soda" person (like myself)? Or are you a "pop" person (like some of the people I met while in upstate New York)? And if you refer to it as neither of the three, then what do you call it?

Also feel free to state which "soda" is your the best drink ever (Diet included).

P.S: I got this idea from a can of Dr. Pepper I just finished chugging down. Yummy! :p

There IS a difference ya know.

Soda: True soda is mineral wate with carbon/caffenine an dgeneraly clear.

Cola: Blended water above ot point it looks like brown death, but sitll tasty.

Pop: Goes crazy with gas into liquid form, for zany flavor and generaly looks odder from the norm.

Edit; Pop gets named form usual in aglass bottle and opened akni to a wine bottle. *po* sound in opening.

[kain5252]

I'll take the 'learn soon enough' for $800 Bob!:D

*crosses fingers*

Not so fast Trebek!!

[MaxofSteel]

There IS a difference ya know.

Soda: True soda is mineral wate with carbon/caffenine an dgeneraly clear.

Cola: Blended water above ot point it looks like brown death, but sitll tasty.

Pop: Goes crazy with gas into liquid form, for zany flavor and generaly looks odder from the norm.

Edit; Pop gets named form usual in aglass bottle and opened akni to a wine bottle. *po* sound in opening.

Hm. Interesting. So do you refer to each drink specifically, or do you use a more general term?

[Chou Blaster]

Hm. Interesting. So do you refer to each drink specifically, or do you use a more general term?

I give my name sbased on what it IS.

If i wer eto dirnk Clear mienral Water with additonal flavor, I'll call it Soda. (Spirte and Sierra Mist some what count, due to clearer nature.)

Cola, is for Cola, pepsi, and their companies drinks. (Except fo rclearer ones as listed above.)

Pop in general si the old school from glass bottles, that come in zany,gasy flavor.

[Green Gardner]

Soda. Call it pop around here, and you WILL get laughed at.

[Guts/Batman]

:eek: !...................

Yes...some of it is scary indeed.

[Guts/Batman]

I swear revengeance upon your head!

You're not saying anything I didn't know already...

[Guts/Batman]

*Bows down to Guts in a mixture of fear and respect.*

*Accepts the bow* CBR can be quite frightening.

[Guts/Batman]

Everyone knows you cry like a woman afterwards?

That's what I thought. There aren't many secrets here.

[Guts/Batman]

I call it pop sometimes. Others I call it soda. Sometimes I call cola. Just what I feel like calling it.

My oldest brother even calls it "sodie", or some version of it. Our family likes making up words.

[Froggy]

Soda, never anything else. pop sounds liek something my dad would say

[Phrozen]

So you're a "coke" person huh? We call your kind "weirdies".;) :p

Its a southern thing.

[MaxofSteel]

Its a southern thing.

lol I actually use a mix of "coke" and "soda" so, I'm on your team too.:)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

While Chou is technically right, I have to say that my siblings and I refer to them as any of the three (and Coke), while my father and mother, who are both Southern born and bred, called it 'Coke' at least half the time.

[KJ Stewart]

Vicar's piss.

[Demon King Psycho]

Soda, ya. That's what it's called in this neck of the woods.

[hitokiri_]

wonder who'll get post 9k?

[Rick Summers]

We call it soda here in Connecticut but in Canada where my cousins are and actually my cousins in Bermuda too, they call it Pop.
When they first asked if I wanted pop I was like, "You're going to hit me?" (pop me=hit me)

[MaxofSteel]

We call it soda here in Connecticut but in Canada where my cousins are and actually my cousins in Bermuda too, they call it Pop.
When they first asked if I wanted pop I was like, "You're going to hit me?" (pop me=hit me)

Hey! A fellow Connecticut-ian! Good to hear.

[Stretch Dude]

I'll take the 'learn soon enough' for $800 Bob!:D

*crosses fingers*

*unleashes horror*

[Stretch Dude]

You're not saying anything I didn't know already...

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Accepts the bow* CBR can be quite frightening.

The fear crushes the unworthy and leaves them by the wayside.

[Stretch Dude]

That's what I thought. There aren't many secrets here.

I wonder who let that one slip... *hides photos*

[Stretch Dude]

wonder who'll get post 9k?

Only time will tell the time.

[The Dog]

...

...

EARTHQUAKE!










John Tenta.:p

[Gordon Smith]

What do you call YOUR favorite carbonated beverage where you're from?



Coke, usually, sometimes as ''pop'', but never as ''soda''.

[MaxofSteel]

*unleashes horror*

CRAP AGAIN!!!

[KJ Stewart]

I think the general concensus is as follows:-

Americans call it "Soda".
Brits call it "Pop".
Everyone occasionally calls it "Coke" or "Cola" (or whatever the drink in question is).

Which is pretty much as expected.

Although "Vicar's Piss" is still my name of choice.

[MaxofSteel]

Excellent. Now let's all put in our pick for best soft drink hm?

I'm gonna go with good ol' Dr. Pepper, though Coca Cola and Pepsi are always good too..

[ambush bug]

*Accepts the bow* CBR can be quite frightening.


Wow, I never knew. Lord knows what horrors you guys have witnessed!

[KJ Stewart]

Tough choice.

It's between the following...

Ribena
Coca-Cola (bottled in the old-fashioned glass bottles - it tastes nicer like that for some reason :confused: )
Dr. Pepper

Although the best drink ever doesn't exist anymore. Can anyone remember it? It was called "Nemesis" and was based on the ride at Alton Towers. It was blackcurrant and liquorice flavour. It was fizzy and came in a can. Sounds horrible but my god that stuff was awesome. It was around in the mid-1990's.

[Gordon Smith]

Coca-Cola (bottled in the old-fashioned glass bottles - it tastes nicer like that for some reason :confused: )


Do they still have Coca-Cola in glass bottles? I can't recall seeing any in a long, long time.

[KJ Stewart]

Yeah they do, sell them in 4 packs at Tesco.

[Gordon Smith]

Yeah they do, sell them in 4 packs at Tesco.

Not familiar with Tesco. Can I assume that Tesco is some sort of convenience/department store chain?

Interesting to learn that Coca-Cola is still sold in bottles. Next time one of their reps visits my work-site, I'll have to ask them about it.

[KJ Stewart]

Think of Tesco like a Wal-Mart, or a Publix, or a Winn Dixie, or whatever kind of large store that sells both food and hardware in North America you are familiar with.

It's a billion pound company.

[Gordon Smith]

Think of Tesco like a Wal-Mart, or a Publix, or a Winn Dixie, or whatever kind of large store that sells both food and hardware in North America you are familiar with.

It's a billion pound company.

Gotcha. Incidentally, I used to work at a Wal-Mart years and years ago.

[Guts/Batman]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!

I thought Ridiculous Red was people...

Damnit...

[KJ Stewart]

Gotcha. Incidentally, I used to work at a Wal-Mart years and years ago.

Incidentally, I work at a Tesco now (part-time while at university).

[Guts/Batman]

I wonder who let that one slip... *hides photos*

I wonder indeed. It was a well enough protected secret for awhile, then it just...wasn't. Don't worry....I have those too

[Guts/Batman]

Wow, I never knew. Lord knows what horrors you guys have witnessed!

Oh yes. It has been horrorsome some times. Ma Kent vs. Aunt May in a wet shirt contest was mildly...disturbing.

[Gordon Smith]

My stint at Wal-Mart was a temp thing for a month over the holiday season. They stuck me in the toy department a week before Christmas. It was a nightmare.

[Guts/Batman]

*Wonders what the surprise is*

[MaxofSteel]

Incidentally, I work at a Tesco now (part-time while at university).

Sweet. So you can hook us up with some glass bottle Coca Colas then!:p

[KJ Stewart]

Know the feeling of the Christmas crowds. Just had a month of murder last month. I don't even know why I'm there, I make enough money to "get by" without the bloody job. Christmas customers are so moody and ignorant, I'm getting angry at them as I type.

[MaxofSteel]

*Wonders what the surprise is*

Me too.....

[Gordon Smith]

Ah yes, customers. Retail would be so much more fun if there were /no/ customers to deal with. I currently work at a gas station and the very sight of an unwanted customer makes me want to upchuck.

[Guts/Batman]

I work at a grocery store. And I hate customers. Worse...I hate management now. Out store just went through a store director change.

I think our store is actually devolving.

[The MunchKING]

What do you call YOUR favorite carbonated beverage where you're from?

Are you a "soda" person (like myself)? Or are you a "pop" person (like some of the people I met while in upstate New York)? And if you refer to it as neither of the three, then what do you call it?

Also feel free to state which "soda" is the best drink ever (Diet included).

P.S: I got this idea from a can of Dr. Pepper I just finished chugging down. Yummy! :p

"Coke", no matter whatever it really is until it's time to destinguish between them.

[KJ Stewart]

I work at a grocery store. And I hate customers. Worse...I hate management now. Out store just went through a store director change.

I think our store is actually devolving.

I used to work in an airport on check-in. Now those customers (air passengers) are bad to deal with.

[Gordon Smith]

I work at a grocery store. And I hate customers. Worse...I hate management now. Out store just went through a store director change.

I think our store is actually devolving.

One of the reasons I haven't left my job is the fact that I have no real quarrels with management on a personal level. My nominal supervisor leaves me to my own devices and I'm senior to everyone else in the place. My employer is a fantastic human being, the kindest and most forgiving boss I have ever worked for and his supervisor, the territorial manager, is pretty decent as well. All in all, I'm quite well off in that regard.

[Guts/Batman]

That's what I have had for the last few years. I have been generally trusted by all of the managers in the store. The store director, who was never good with names, knew my name despite me never wearing my name tag.

I have always been in good standing until the new director take over. Now we have all of these remedial tasks that can be done by the 14 year old sackers who do nothing but stand around anyways. But no...they have to call me, the guy who is almost always perpetually busy to do it.

[Gordon Smith]

*Wonders what the surprise is*

It'll probably be relatively painless.

[Guts/Batman]

What can you do without pain?

[Gordon Smith]

What can you do without pain?

Without pain, I could walk normally again. :p

[Guts/Batman]

Without pain, I could walk normally again. :p

True...I could do without some pain myself but, it's not all bad.

[hitokiri_]

Without pain, I could walk normally again. :p

so you're still walking eh, tough guy?

[The MunchKING]

Without pain, I could walk normally again. :p

Not anymore!!

*blows Gordon's lower half to atoms*

[MaxofSteel]

Not anymore!!

*blows Gordon's lower half to atoms*

Don't do that! That's just mean!

...Oh wait, you just did it.:eek:

[Super Samurai]

Without pain life would be boring, but then again I'm sure you guys would come up with something...

[ambush bug]

Oh yes. It has been horrorsome some times. Ma Kent vs. Aunt May in a wet shirt contest was mildly...disturbing.


*bows again* "Teach me your ways, master. Tell me how you can handle such nightmarish images!"

[Ghost]

What do you call YOUR favorite carbonated beverage where you're from?

We call it "dricka" which literarely means "to drink", which is funny because it's pretty much only used for carbonated beverages.

You can also call it "läsk", but that's not so common these days.

[The Dog]

*bows again* "Teach me your ways, master. Tell me how you can handle such nightmarish images!"

Mental training, meditation, and a deeply-rooted and severe psychosis stemming from some kind of unimaginable Hell for which there are not words to describe it.

At least, that's how I did it.

[Alan2099]

We call it "dricka" which literarely means "drink", which is funny because it's pretty much only used for carbonated beverages.

You can also call it "läsk", but that's not so common these days.

Where are you from?

[hitokiri_]

*bows again* "Teach me your ways, master. Tell me how you can handle such nightmarish images!"

relatively simple. eat your veggies and drink your milk. take your vitamins and pity the fool.

[Ghost]

Where are you from?

Sweden. Character limit.

[dupersuper]

I'm from Canada; we all call it pop.

My faves are, in order; coke, root beer, cream soda. Pepsi or other dark colas'll do in a pinch.

[KJ Stewart]

or other dark colas'll do in a pinch.

Even "Roller Cola" ?

[MaxofSteel]

relatively simple. eat your veggies and drink your milk. take your vitamins and pity the fool.

Words to live by.

[MaxofSteel]

Even "Roller Cola" ?

Uh oh. What's that?

...Wait-- nevermind. I don't want to know.:eek: :p

[Tokikun]

I call it soda. Soda > all other names. :D

[hitokiri_]

Words to live by.


i do what i can to help.

[Stretch Dude]

CRAP AGAIN!!!

:evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

Wow, I never knew. Lord knows what horrors you guys have witnessed!

I witnessed the many comings of Hotbranch. Now that was horror.

[Stretch Dude]

I thought Ridiculous Red was people...

Damnit...

You don't even wanna know what Ridiculous Red is.

[Stretch Dude]

I wonder indeed. It was a well enough protected secret for awhile, then it just...wasn't. Don't worry....I have those too

Yep. Crazy how these things get out. Not these, you don't...

[Stretch Dude]

*Wonders what the surprise is*

Knowing Gordon? Who knows?

[Stretch Dude]

It'll probably be relatively painless.

By whose definition of "relatively"? And "painless"?

[ambush bug]

Mental training, meditation, and a deeply-rooted and severe psychosis stemming from some kind of unimaginable Hell for which there are not words to describe it.

At least, that's how I did it.

Wow, how do you pull that off?

[The Dog]

Wow, how do you pull that off?

Sitting in ancient and forbidden yoga techniques while forcing yourself listen to a BAD Britney Spears impersonator non-stop for weeks on end.

Then you must find images that would send Cthulhu and the Elder Gods screaming back into their home realm.

That is how you "pull it off", as you say.

[The MunchKING]

I witnessed the many comings of Hotbranch. Now that was horror.I had fun smacking him around.

At least until Tanith would pester me about not feeding trolls.

[The MunchKING]

Wow, how do you pull that off?

Grab the chin, the back of the head and twist.

Wait, by "That" you DID mean "someone's head" right??

[Gordon Smith]

By whose definition of "relatively"? And "painless"?

I assure you that there is absolutely no reason for concern. :p

[OverMaster]

By whose definition of "relatively"? And "painless"?

And "painless" for WHO? :p

[KJ Stewart]

Uh oh. What's that?

...Wait-- nevermind. I don't want to know.:eek: :p

Mainly due to a comedian called "Peter Kay" from over here in the UK, it has become the general name for all "own-brand" Cola sold in Supermarkets.

Generally tastes vile, goes flat in 30 seconds, and gets you laughed at when you're at school if it's in your packed-lunch box.

[MaxofSteel]

I assure you that there is absolutely no reason for concern. :p

Uh oh. Now I'm concerned.:eek:

[Guts/Batman]

You don't even wanna know what Ridiculous Red is.

Sounds like it...

[Guts/Batman]

Yep. Crazy how these things get out. Not these, you don't...

I know. The things people do when they are alone...Sounds freaky...

[J Dog]

Coke's the way to go. But if you are to name a kid, I'd always go with "Soda".

From "The Seven"

George Costanza: Pamela (rebuffing on a name)?! Awright, I tell you what. You look like nice people, I'm gonna help you out. You want a beautiful name? Soda.

Ken (the husband of Carrie, the one with the child): What?

George: Soda. S-O-D-A. Soda.

Carrie: I don't know. It sounds a little strange.

George: All names sound strange the first time you hear 'em. What, you telling me people loved the name "Blanche" the first time they heard it?


To think about it, I'd rather name a kid "Sauce" or "Ketchup" or even "Mug".

[Ragnorok64]

It's called pop in my family and by most i know in the general area.

My favorite is Pepsi.

[Stretch Dude]

That is how you "pull it off", as you say.

Not as I say it. :D

[Stretch Dude]

I had fun smacking him around.

At least until Tanith would pester me about not feeding trolls.

At least we were allowed to beat on them.