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Eternal Torment
01-20-2007, 04:41 PM
Plot Device Revival: Death plays poker! *comes back to life* Royal Flush. I get to stay alive. And I get Death's Lamborghini Diablo. *kicks Chou in the head which breaks his neck* STOP KILLING ME, DAMMIT! *tears Anthony's eyes out* AND YOU LOOKED AT ME WEIRD! *kicks sharkerbob in the crotch* Whoops. I was going to let the other guys kill you. Sorry about that.

Anthony Johanson
01-20-2007, 04:45 PM
*regenerates eyes* I knew there was a reason I had auto-regeneration.

*Is now clad in full met armor* Now you all are just testing my patience.

Nik Hasta
01-20-2007, 04:45 PM
:In reality he was hitting PSidey kid's corpse, as Dark Lrod chou jst smiles.;

"Sur eit would no tkill me, but I love deciding wha tis real and not real."

"Cheap escape Dark Lord," Nik smirked and punched some more holes in Spidey-Kid's motionless body for good measure, "What's the matter? You afraid you'll get hurt? ACK!"


The following happened:
*sleeps through the Kamehameha, because it didn't do any damage at all* Looks like I'm going to have to take off the kid gloves in this case. *pulls out his Zanpaktou* Slaughter, Wrath of Tomoyo! *release cuts through the competition and blows up a galaxy in the process, when the smoke clears a black zanpaktou is in my hand* Scatter Blades of Destruction. *moments later Pong and Nik end up sliced by the force of 10000 cosmic, dark cherry blossoms*

Nik's head regarded the rest of it's shredded body thoughtfully as it pulled itself back together.

"You little bastard! That actually stung! Now you're all going to have to fight me naked!" He cracked his neck as his body came back together in matter of seconds, "Oh wait, by good fortune and apparently the universe having censors of some kind, my boxers have held together to form some kind of makeshift loincloth!"

He pointed at Kamen Rider Luffy dramatically, who had to dodge as a incredibly thin kunai whipped past his cheek, cutting it slightly.

Nik was then in front of him, or rather his foot was, moving rather fast.

The resulting kick hurled Kamen Rider face first through a mountain.

"You know, I hate everyone using these overblown Galaxy-buster-attacky-type-of-things. Why not get your fists dirty once in a while!?"

Kamen Rider Luffy
01-20-2007, 04:47 PM
In that case. *reseals Zanpaktou* Bring it. *clutches fists* In a Kinnikuman like match. *headbutts Nik in the face followed by A Kinniku Buster face first into a wrestling ring*

Eternal Torment
01-20-2007, 04:50 PM
*regenerates eyes* I knew there was a reason I had auto-regeneration.

*Is now clad in full met armor* Now you all are just testing my patience.

*points behind Anthony* "That trick won't work on me!" Errr... It's a free-for-all. And now I leave. *runs away* *Anthony looks back and sees MunchKING* "Nothing personal." *Anthony is utterly destroyed* Yes! I escape my fate for now!

Nik Hasta
01-20-2007, 04:55 PM
In that case. *reseals Zanpaktou* Bring it. *clutches fists* In a Kinnikuman like match. *headbutts Nik in the face followed by A Kinniku Buster face first into a wrestling ring*

Nik stood up from the wreckage of the ring, brushing dusty and chunks of wood out of his hair.

"Better, better, but not enough!" Nik blurred and grabbed Kamen Rider's left arm. He flipped it around and snapped the elbow with his knee. He then swung around his fist in an almighty hook.

"Eat this!" he yelled, his fist slamming into Kamen's jaw with a satisying crunch. The anime CBR fighter was sent skidding across the ground and crashed into a wall.

Nik hefted a larger chunk (as in somewhere in the region of the size of a large car) of wrestling ring and hurled it at the prone form of his foe.

"Catch that boyo!"

Anthony Johanson
01-20-2007, 04:55 PM
*Munch does a grand total of zero damage thanks to the met armor (by game physics or not), which stops all forms of damage (sure, I'm vulnerable to teleportation, but that is what reality warping is for).*

Keep digging that ditch, buddy.

Eternal Torment
01-20-2007, 04:58 PM
*Munch does a grand total of zero damage thanks to the met armor (by game physics or not), which stops all forms of damage (sure, I'm vulnerable to teleportation, but that is what reality warping is for).*

Keep digging that ditch, buddy.

Munch is so powerful that stopping his attacks causes more damage to you than letting it hit you directly.

Kamen Rider Luffy
01-20-2007, 04:58 PM
Nik stood up from the wreckage of the ring, brushing dusty and chunks of wood out of his hair.

"Better, better, but not enough!" Nik blurred and grabbed Kamen Rider's left arm. He flipped it around and snapped the elbow with his knee. He then swung around his fist in an almighty hook.

"Eat this!" he yelled, his fist slamming into Kamen's jaw with a satisying crunch. The anime CBR fighter was sent skidding across the ground and crashed into a wall.

Nik hefted a larger chunk (as in somewhere in the region of the size of a large car) of wrestling ring and hurled it at the prone form of his foe.

"Catch that boyo!"

*gets up* Impressive but....*starts the moonwalk and kicks the the chunk back at Nik Michael Jackson style* I'm not done yet. *leaps into the air and Hulkamania music begins playing, grabbing nik and performing Mantaro's signature move on him slams Nik down into the wrestling ring below*

Tommy
01-20-2007, 04:59 PM
*sets fire to Eternal Torment*

Eternal Torment
01-20-2007, 05:00 PM
*sets fire to Eternal Torment*

Oh crap! *explodes and hits Tommy with my corpse* For hate's sakkkkeeeee....

Tommy
01-20-2007, 05:01 PM
Oh crap! *explodes and hits Tommy with my corpse* For hate's sakkkkeeeee....

EEEEW! You got corpse in my mouth!

MaxofSteel
01-20-2007, 05:05 PM
Oh crap! *explodes and hits Tommy with my corpse* For hate's sakkkkeeeee....

HEY! You got corpse in my bubble mix!:mad:

*continues blowing bubbles*

Nik Hasta
01-20-2007, 05:06 PM
*gets up* Impressive but....*starts the moonwalk and kicks the the chunk back at Nik Michael Jackson style* I'm not done yet. *leaps into the air and Hulkamania music begins playing, grabbing nik and performing Mantaro's signature move on him slams Nik down into the wrestling ring below*

Nik shook his head dazedly and staggered back from where Kamen had left a crater in the floor using his face.

He fell slightly against the wall of the crater, spitting out a bit of blood. He then looked up slightly and grinned. He grabbed the exposed ground and gave a barely perceptable heaved. A huge lump of stone and earth was torn free and hefted in the air.

"I know what you're thinking," Nik said, holding the lump loosely, balancing it on his shoulder, "How'm I going to hit you with this? It's too big and slow, right?"

"Well," Kamen answered carefully, watching for any kind of trick, "I'm sure you've got a plan of some kind though. Am I right?" He barely finished the sentence when he leapt into the air, dodging the stupidly fast swing Nik had made with weapon.

"No plan, I'm just strong enough to weild this thing like a toy!" Nik laughed happily and gave chase to Kamen, smashing him in the, well, full body, with the lump of stone that was about four times his size in every way.

Pong
01-20-2007, 05:09 PM
Yup that was just Pong-bot.


"I was just holding back bout now its PERSONAL!"


It seems that Kamen Rider Luffy has one-on-one fight with Niki Hist. I will not interuptt. Loooks araund. Meh. Go to prep for big guns.

Eternal Torment
01-20-2007, 05:09 PM
*corpse flies into Luffy and whacks him in the face* Ouch. Plot Device: Turns out I'm only mostly dead! *comes back to life again* All right, time to fight again!

Chou Blaster
01-20-2007, 05:10 PM
:Laughes a she naps neck back into place.:

Know come on, any fo you worthy!?

Tommy
01-20-2007, 05:10 PM
All right, time to fight again!

Oh yeah!

*Places a small cute kitten on the ground*

Whiskers McKitten! Attack!

Kamen Rider Luffy
01-20-2007, 05:10 PM
Touche but two can play at that game. *Spins around and turns into a supercharged Version of Sing, cue the wrestling ring changing into a Martial Arts one* Buddha's Impact! *hits through the stone with one of his fists which sends Nik Flying afterwards into the ring* Rock and Roll! *launches a Lion's Roar at Nik followed by one Buddha's Palm*

Anthony Johanson
01-20-2007, 05:15 PM
Munch is so powerful that stopping his attacks causes more damage to you than letting it hit you directly.


I know his power, believe me, before I found a feasable counter I felt his wrath many a time. However, against a met hat, nothing will be getting by it. If it can no-sell anything you can throw at it, including time stoppage, I hold good odds.

Eternal Torment
01-20-2007, 05:15 PM
Oh yeah!

*Places a small cute kitten on the ground*

Whiskers McKitten! Attack!

I summon OZZY! *Ozzy bites the kitten's head off* *shoots Tommy with a hammer* DIE.

Tommy
01-20-2007, 05:15 PM
:Laughes a she naps neck back into place.:

Know come on, any fo you worthy!?

*Hurls a flaming barrol at Chou*

Eat Radioactive waste!

*Barrol explodes*

MaxofSteel
01-20-2007, 05:16 PM
Oh yeah!

*Places a small cute kitten on the ground*

Whiskers McKitten! Attack!

I summon OZZY! *Ozzy bites the kitten's head off* *shoots Tommy with a hammer* DIE.

*Kitten regenerates*

Hey little kitty! Wanna catch some of my blowin' bubbles? Here you g--

AAAAGGHGHAGGGGAHGHHGHGH!!!!!:eek:





...And I'm dead. Thanks ALOT Tommy!:mad:

Tommy
01-20-2007, 05:17 PM
I summon OZZY! *Ozzy bites the kitten's head off* *shoots Tommy with a hammer* DIE.

HA! You seek to strike me down with a hammer!

*grabs the hammer*

I have a far more fun idea in mind...

*grabs ET's nose with a pair of pliers*

Eternal Torment
01-20-2007, 05:19 PM
I know his power, believe me, before I found a feasable counter I felt his wrath many a time. However, against a met hat, nothing will be getting by it. If it can no-sell anything you can throw at it, including time stoppage, I hold good odds.

There is only one thing that can defeat a met hat. *snaps my fingers* CHUCK! *Internet Chuck Norris arrives* Kick that son of a bitch! *Chuck roundhouses the hat* Now you die. *hat and Anthony's spine shatter*

Chou Blaster
01-20-2007, 05:19 PM
*Hurls a flaming barrol at Chou*

Eat Radioactive waste!

*Barrol explodes*

:Expldosion, Chou walsk out, and was alright.:

I met on the enemy side. As I got 04 in mine.

:As eye brows rose up to Tommy.:

Eternal Torment
01-20-2007, 05:20 PM
HA! You seek to strike me down with a hammer!

*grabs the hammer*

I have a far more fun idea in mind...

*grabs ET's nose with a pair of pliers*

*shatters the pliers* T. *Mr.T arrives* Throw that sucka FAR! *Mr. T throws Tommy far*

Chou Blaster
01-20-2007, 05:21 PM
There is only one thing that can defeat a met hat. *snaps my fingers* CHUCK! *Internet Chuck Norris arrives* Kick that son of a bitch! *Chuck roundhouses the hat* Now you die. *hat and Anthony's spine shatter*



:Tears CHcks :eg off,b eats him to death wit hit, again adn revie s Anthony.:

He was Netrual damnit!


:SMakcs ET with CHuck's Leg.:

Tommy
01-20-2007, 05:22 PM
*shatters the pliers* T. *Mr.T arrives* Throw that sucka FAR! *Mr. T throws Tommy far*

Hey! That was really far!

*Wanders back to the arena*

But I did pick this up...

*Puts a ferret in ET's pants and then ties two bands around his ankles*

Eternal Torment
01-20-2007, 05:23 PM
:Tears CHcks :eg off,b eats him to death wit hit, again adn revie s Anthony.:

He was Netrual damnit!


:SMakcs ET with CHuck's Leg.:

He's 2005. He's your enemy and mine. Do you deny this? No? Good. *Vanishes and X-Zones Anthony*

Nik Hasta
01-20-2007, 05:23 PM
Touche but two can play at that game. *Spins around and turns into a supercharged Version of Sing, cue the wrestling ring changing into a Martial Arts one* Buddha's Impact! *hits through the stone with one of his fists which sends Nik Flying afterwards into the ring* Rock and Roll! *launches a Lion's Roar at Nik followed by one Buddha's Palm*

"Ah, nice soft rock to catch my fall, how kind of you," Nik said, talking animatedly to the stones that broken his fall, "Looks like he wants me to actually fight him... well I have been since the beginning so not much will change..."

Nik stood up, wobbling, but still strong as ever. He fixed the Super-Charged prodigy-u-like with a glare and smiled through the blood that ran down his face.

"This is going to be fun!" Nik smirked and blurred. Super-Sing-Luffy blocked a strike that appeared to come from nowhere. Nik and his foe then proceeded to fence around the ring at super-sonic speeds.

Fists that were thrown on one side of the ring were parried by the time both combatants had appeared at three others points on the other. Kicks shattered the stones with the simple speeds and friction created by either fighter raising their legs.

Nik then did a bad thing.

Kamen/Sing threw a hugely powerful Buddhist Palm at the blitzing blonde and was almost surprised to see it hit him directly in the chest. Nik stood, his body rocked by the forced that had just passed through it, his ears and nose bled somewhat but he was still standing.

Sing-Rider-Luffy paused, unsure if his foe was still conscious or not. Nik's foot then whirled up out of nowhere and kicked Luffy-Super-Sing in the crotch, face and solar plexus in an instant.

Nik pressed this attack and proceeded to strike The Singing Luffy with all the strength he could muster at that particular nano-second, right in the sternum. The resulting hit caused a large portion of the ring to explode, large in this case being all of it.

Nik and Kamen where left standing in the middle of a crater, both looking a little worse for wear.

"A brief truce?" Nik asked, focusing his energies on repairing the damage the Buddhist Palm had done to him, "We can go on but I think you might need a moment to collect yourself,"

Tommy
01-20-2007, 05:23 PM
:Expldosion, Chou walsk out, and was alright.:

I met on the enemy side. As I got 04 in mine.

:As eye brows rose up to Tommy.:

You forget I am a member of the Uncanny Left-Men!

*Chou vanishes only to reapear ten feet to Tommy's left*

Eternal Torment
01-20-2007, 05:24 PM
Hey! That was really far!

*Wanders back to the arena*

But I did pick this up...

*Puts a ferret in ET's pants and then ties two bands around his ankles*

*devours the ferret* Suffer like G did! *summons the World* Kill them all!

Kamen Rider Luffy
01-20-2007, 05:27 PM
"Ah, nice soft rock to catch my fall, how kind of you," Nik said, talking animatedly to the stones that broken his fall, "Looks like he wants me to actually fight him... well I have been since the beginning so not much will change..."

Nik stood up, wobbling, but still strong as ever. He fixed the Super-Charged prodigy-u-like with a glare and smiled through the blood that ran down his face.

"This is going to be fun!" Nik smirked and blurred. Super-Sing-Luffy blocked a strike that appeared to come from nowhere. Nik and his foe then proceeded to fence around the ring at super-sonic speeds.

Fists that were thrown on one side of the ring were parried by the time both combatants had appeared at three others points on the other. Kicks shattered the stones with the simple speeds and friction created by either fighter raising their legs.

Nik then did a bad thing.

Kamen/Sing threw a hugely powerful Buddhist Palm at the blitzing blonde and was almost surprised to see it hit him directly in the chest. Nik stood, his body rocked by the forced that had just passed through it, his ears and nose bled somewhat but he was still standing.

Sing-Rider-Luffy paused, unsure if his foe was still conscious or not. Nik's foot then whirled up out of nowhere and kicked Luffy-Super-Sing in the crotch, face and solar plexus in an instant.

Nik pressed this attack and proceeded to strike The Singing Luffy with all the strength he could muster at that particular nano-second, right in the sternum. The resulting hit caused a large portion of the ring to explode, large in this case being all of it.

Nik and Kamen where left standing in the middle of a crater, both looking a little worse for wear.

"A brief truce?" Nik asked, focusing his energies on repairing the damage the Buddhist Palm had done to him, "We can go on but I think you might need a moment to collect yourself,"

Truce, you are indeed a worthy opponent. *snaps fingers and two nurses from Cleric's clinic come to heal up the fighters* Prinny-san where is our Ramen? *cue Laharl coming out of the refreshment stand with the Ramen*

Laharl: Heres your soup Suu. *bitterly walks away*

Eternal Torment
01-20-2007, 05:28 PM
*Dancing Queen starts playing* She's a dancing queen....*song continues to play* Oh my god! It's Liberace! And he's undead!

Nik Hasta
01-20-2007, 05:31 PM
Truce, you are indeed a worthy opponent. *snaps fingers and two nurses from Cleric's clinic come to heal up the fighters* Prinny-san where is our Ramen? *cue Laharl coming out of the refreshment stand with the Ramen*

Laharl: Heres your soup Suu. *bitterly walks away*

"Huzzah! Ramen!" Nik exclaimed and snatched up a bowel and began eating. He slurped the pasta-like food in greedily for a while before noticing Kamen was eating in a more dignified manner.

"Right, I have to take off for a while. But I'll be back to finish this and Dark Lord Chou. Heck, maybe I'll get some 06ers together to fight Munchy too," he said conversationally.

"Farewell mate," Nik said and vanished in a blur of motion that was too fast to see.

Kamen Rider Luffy
01-20-2007, 05:34 PM
Sayonara Nik, So in the end it was a standstill. *lays down with his hat over his head* But he better be very careful when Facing Munchking. *takes a short nap in the setting sun while everyone else is fighting*

Anthony Johanson
01-20-2007, 05:46 PM
*appears from a different fold of reality*

There's a reason I made infinite back-ups all hinding in the folds of everything and nothing. Now, if you will excuse me

*shows Chuck Norris the anti-Chuck Norris facts, Chuck goes to attack them*

Chou Blaster
01-20-2007, 05:58 PM
*devours the ferret* Suffer like G did! *summons the World* Kill them all!

:Cue motlen enegy wave bemam that wipe sit out.:

Demon King Psycho
01-20-2007, 06:32 PM
:As Demon King Psycho is knocked through Hell,g etting burned, engufled by snakes snails and worms, forced to eat them til explode,s gets impaled,b rokken on a wheel.:

:Boiel d in oils, frozen ni a lake slowly, eatten by Satan breifly, and then slcied part to bites and coem sback to be torn apatrt by rage ifnected naked soul people.:
*blinks* Wha? Is it Tuesday already?

Eh. *summons an army of various elementals, including lava, acid, air, water, fire, earth, metal, plant, etc.*

Attack!

Tommy
01-20-2007, 06:55 PM
*blinks* Wha? Is it Tuesday already?

Eh. *summons an army of various elementals, including lava, acid, air, water, fire, earth, metal, plant, etc.*

Attack!

HA! I shall use my powers on you! LEFT!

*All the elementals apear ten feet to the left of where they should be.*

Chou Blaster
01-20-2007, 07:01 PM
*blinks* Wha? Is it Tuesday already?

Eh. *summons an army of various elementals, including lava, acid, air, water, fire, earth, metal, plant, etc.*

Attack!



:They explode.:

:Traps Demon Kin gin a Infinity CHambe,r in which he is imrotla but suffering his worst ngihtmares and every nerv ei spoisoned in pain.:

Mr.Sandman
01-20-2007, 07:51 PM
*In the background, Overlord Sandman *lands* his astroid base one one of the other posters repeatedly then allows the demons to relief themselfs over the side.*

*Moments later....the yellow rain of doom begins*

Kamen Rider Luffy
01-20-2007, 07:57 PM
*wakes up with a bunch of Nekomatas and Succubi at his side* Either I'm dreaming or its real. *pinches self* Yup definitely real.

Demon King Psycho
01-20-2007, 08:31 PM
:Traps Demon Kin gin a Infinity CHambe,r in which he is imrotla but suffering his worst ngihtmares and every nerv ei spoisoned in pain.:
Oooooh. It's SATURDAY! My girlfriend's over again. Except this is actually much more delightful.

*smashes through the dimension, revealing his true demon form as a tall, black furred creature with long bat ears attop a rounded head, with two purple catlike eyes and a twisted wide mouth full of razor sharp teeth. A thin neck moves down to a thin torso, with very thin limbs tipped with razor sharp claws. The tail, in contrast, is long and very thick, and the wings are rediculously small*

Ok then, let's turn up the heat.

*holds out his hands, and fire erupts from him. The fire takes the shape of serpents that start to attack all non-allies in their range, as they grow larger and larger with everything they consume*

Kamen Rider Luffy
01-20-2007, 08:37 PM
So noisy *smacks the serpents away* No one disturbs me when I'm sleeping. *goes back to taking a nap*

Chou Blaster
01-20-2007, 10:15 PM
Oooooh. It's SATURDAY! My girlfriend's over again. Except this is actually much more delightful.

*smashes through the dimension, revealing his true demon form as a tall, black furred creature with long bat ears attop a rounded head, with two purple catlike eyes and a twisted wide mouth full of razor sharp teeth. A thin neck moves down to a thin torso, with very thin limbs tipped with razor sharp claws. The tail, in contrast, is long and very thick, and the wings are rediculously small*

Ok then, let's turn up the heat.

*holds out his hands, and fire erupts from him. The fire takes the shape of serpents that start to attack all non-allies in their range, as they grow larger and larger with everything they consume*


Feh. Pahetic. ;Aura eats emainnig serpents form Luffys attakc an dsmashe shis soul with a parody of Instant Hell Murder.:

"Annihaltion Fist wave!"

Devon C.
01-20-2007, 10:34 PM
I want all AK-47s banned from the U.S. They're too dangerous. They really need to go. I mean it.

Demon King Psycho
01-21-2007, 02:35 AM
I am beginning to think that my currient persona is not a match for some of the individuals here. <<

As such, I shall take my leave temporarily! *vanishes into the either*

Nik Hasta
01-21-2007, 03:59 AM
I am beginning to think that my currient persona is not a match for some of the individuals here. <<

As such, I shall take my leave temporarily! *vanishes into the either*

Nik slapped Demon King on the hand.

"Tagged me in!" he smiled and climbed back into the immediate battleground, "I'll take care of things here,"

Nik approuched the figure of Dark Lord Chou, the air itself becoming heavy and pressured in his presence. Nik lazily cracked his knuckles and adjusted his long shorts slightly.

"This time!" he said pointing dramatically at DLC, "I'm going to beat you down like the inbred love-child of Wimp-lo and Jobberseid! Come on boyo! Let's fight somewhere that suits our titanic battle!"

Nik raised his arms, drawing on a small amount of the power he never usually used. Reality split and changed and the CBR warriors were transported to a continent-sized space station.

Gravity was low and oxygen was few and far between.

Signs pointed to rooms 'Weapons store #1 - #1100 ===>' and other such interesting places. DLC looked at Nik and raised an eyebrow in contempt.

"Attempting to give yourself the homefield advantage noob?" he rumbled. Nik simply smiled and vanished from sight.

"Nope, totally neutral territory!" His voice sounded from Chou's right-hand side, the Dark Lord of Terror turned but there was no-one there. Nik then kicked him in the head, sending him through a wall and into the void of space.

The spaceship swiftly detected the breach in the hull and sealed off the afflicted area, allowing that particular room to be sucked dry of oxygen and sound.

"...........!" Nik mouthed, his words unable to travel. DLC turned in space, walking back into the space ship as one might casually stroll across a lawn. He re-entered the ship and strode up to Nik.

".... .... ...!" he said, smiling. Nik looked confused, lip-reading was not one of his strong points. Chou blinked and Nik found his lungs were full of fire and he was being hurled backwards, through a large chunk of the ship into the sealed oxygenated bits.

He swiftly vomited up the fire, his lungs healing the damage quickly.

"I see, you said; 'Sneak attack, bitch!' Sorry, missed that one," he muttered and gestured at Chou causing a blast of internal energy that shook the station to tear towards him at frightening speeds.

Chou Blaster
01-21-2007, 12:39 PM
:As the Station shoook and got torn apart, as he hismelf was hit, as lip swer emoving, and all there was.:


"............."

:As his form soon enough got back to normal and puts Nik in a bubble with air and DLC stesp insde.:

"I said."

"My castle travels through time and sapce all the time. So the vacum trick wouldn't work."

Eternal Torment
01-21-2007, 03:27 PM
Face the wrath of my....umbrella? Who the hell placed an umbrella in my arsenal? Wait a second... *searches through bag* Face the wrath of my....egg timer? Ah, screw it. *shoots Chou in the head*

Chou Blaster
01-21-2007, 04:48 PM
Face the wrath of my....umbrella? Who the hell placed an umbrella in my arsenal? Wait a second... *searches through bag* Face the wrath of my....egg timer? Ah, screw it. *shoots Chou in the head*

:And the Chou counter s by hea d butting the round knocknig it to the ground.:

"Ya were saying?

K.O.V.G
01-21-2007, 04:51 PM
Sits and look (I'll watch them all kill eachother then I'll take my stand)

Devon C.
01-21-2007, 04:56 PM
http://www.virtualservices.com.au/images/thumbs%20up.jpg

Kamen Rider Luffy
01-21-2007, 05:06 PM
....*hits KOVG over the head with a Sledgehammer which knocks him into the ensuing chaos below* Wow must have taken that wrong turn in Alberquerque. *goes to get a hot dog*

K.O.V.G
01-21-2007, 05:10 PM
....*hits KOVG over the head with a Sledgehammer which knocks him into the ensuing chaos below* Wow must have taken that wrong turn in Alberquerque. *goes to get a hot dog*

Teleports and punches Kamen rider in the race really hard knocking her into the sky.

Kamen Rider Luffy
01-21-2007, 05:11 PM
*Yawns* What was that? *throws KOVG helluva far then gets his hot dog*

K.O.V.G
01-21-2007, 05:13 PM
*Yawns* What was that? *throws KOVG helluva far then gets his hot dog*

(walks away bored) hmmm this has got to be underkill for me

Chou Blaster
01-21-2007, 05:14 PM
Teleports and punches Kamen rider in the race really hard knocking her into the sky.

AHh Hell No!!

:Uses ninja Skills, tosses Soul Reave,r, Impales KOVG with it, impale,d dying and soul was eatten.:

K.O.V.G
01-21-2007, 05:18 PM
AHh Hell No!!

:Uses ninja Skills, tosses Soul Reave,r, Impales KOVG with it, impale,d dying and soul was eatten.:

(comes in front of you and stabs you in the gut with sword and takes gun out shoots you in the face) So I was gonna walk away but oh well seeing your blood might get me in the fighting mood.

ambush bug
01-21-2007, 05:19 PM
FOOLS!!!! I have so something so powerful,so terrifying,so monstousous that the Livng Tribunal himself would fall to its knees,I summon the unholy,all-powerful wrath of.....


Richard Simmons!!!!!


May you alll be doing unholy excerisces in tights listening to Duran Duran for all enternity!!!!!!!

Kamen Rider Luffy
01-21-2007, 05:21 PM
*snickers* Pahahaha!!!*cue the laughing for several hours, then Simmons gets run over by a truck* Bad luck right there on his part, doing Aerobics in the road.

Chou Blaster
01-21-2007, 05:57 PM
FOOLS!!!! I have so something so powerful,so terrifying,so monstousous that the Livng Tribunal himself would fall to its knees,I summon the unholy,all-powerful wrath of.....


Richard Simmons!!!!!


May you alll be doing unholy excerisces in tights listening to Duran Duran for all enternity!!!!!!!


For such a horrible ac,t, your hear by sensed to Bizarro world!

:Tleeprot s him to Bizarro, the sutpdi verison.:

A.BB: Oh God suht up! :As everything says bizarro.:

Chou Blaster
01-21-2007, 05:58 PM
(comes in front of you and stabs you in the gut with sword and takes gun out shoots you in the face) So I was gonna walk away but oh well seeing your blood might get me in the fighting mood.

:And wlel ynaks sword out, and rattles gun shot out as it heals up.:

"Come back you you sorry ****!

K.O.V.G
01-21-2007, 07:06 PM
:And wlel ynaks sword out, and rattles gun shot out as it heals up.:

"Come back you you sorry ****!

(looks back at you) I knew you weren't done yet senior member now stop holding back and show me all you've got even if I loose this fight I wanna loose knowing I gave it my all. Here I Come !!!! ( yells and runs at you at blinding speeds)

Chou Blaster
01-21-2007, 07:37 PM
(looks back at you) I knew you weren't done yet senior member now stop holding back and show me all you've got even if I loose this fight I wanna loose knowing I gave it my all. Here I Come !!!! ( yells and runs at you at blinding speeds)



Then I guess it is time fo rme to revelal my true self.


:Put so nHead Band, mark of Heaven and Excelelnce, as it was reveale dhis armor and cltohes were torn off, leaving pants..:


"Fist of Chou!"

:And well cue Chou vanishing and re apepars.:

KOVG: What was that!?

Chou; Your already dead.

:Walks away.:


:Cue 42 blows across his body, a shis muscles epxlode, spasm out, killni g him from within and his face is broken in two, with massive brain hemroage, blood shot out in torents as his blood via ears.:

"A messy death, as you deserved.


"Does a psoe with after images via arms. as kanji marking Shin Ken or God Fist was magicaly in place.:

kain5252
01-21-2007, 08:09 PM
Gentleman(and ladies) I present to you...

Tron 3.0!!


http://tronguy.net/TRONcostume/finaloffr.jpg

*laughs like a madman*

Guts/Batman
01-21-2007, 09:27 PM
Decided to stop leveling my guys up...

And yea...totally dominant. Not even Doom was a match for me.

hitokiri_
01-21-2007, 10:09 PM
go bears! dammit! the pats lost! i feel so bad.

Super Samurai
01-21-2007, 10:14 PM
go bears! dammit! the pats lost! i feel so bad.

Wow Hit, ur a Pats fan?

Well um, haha.:p

hitokiri_
01-21-2007, 10:24 PM
actually, i am a bengals fan. been one ever since.

after bengals, bears is my next team. i just prefer the pats over the colts.

Guts/Batman
01-21-2007, 10:39 PM
I have found myself becoming a fan of the Patriots over the last few years. At first it was bandwagon-ish, but I have a deep respect for what they do and how they do it.

Guts/Batman
01-21-2007, 11:54 PM
Time for a change...

Knightosis
01-22-2007, 11:58 AM
The year that has me in it of course.

Sharpandpointies
01-22-2007, 12:02 PM
Jeez, Chou. Just kill me next. I don't want to see any more of that....

*gagging*

Chou Blaster
01-22-2007, 12:05 PM
Jeez, Chou. Just kill me next. I don't want to see any more of that....

*gagging*

Oh HOnorable foe, I value you smar tinsight and kick ass name. I shall, put you asleep.


:Taps Sharps fore head and snaps figners, cue him off to sleep.:

Sharpandpointies
01-22-2007, 12:07 PM
Oh HOnorable foe, I value you smar tinsight and kick ass name. I shall, put you asleep.


:Taps Sharps fore head and snaps figners, cue him off to sleep.:

*thud*

....

*looks up* What, you expected something clever like an ambush? This guy blows people up with his fingers!

*thud*

...zzzzz....

Knightosis
01-22-2007, 12:24 PM
*loots pockets*

$3.50?! Even unconcious you yet cheat me!!!

Knightosis
01-22-2007, 12:26 PM
I don't see it.

Sharpandpointies
01-22-2007, 12:27 PM
*loots pockets*

$3.50?! Even unconcious you yet cheat me!!!

*mumbles in sleep* ...Canadian dollars...deal with it....

Chou Blaster
01-22-2007, 12:29 PM
Aww Cananda, oh I lvoe tha tplace.


:ANd loosk to se eno mroe 05, 06 or 07 on field.:

"Oh well they must all be dead, or retreated."


:ANd well gets into mediation stance, hovering into air.:

Knightosis
01-22-2007, 12:31 PM
*mumbles in sleep* ...Canadian dollars...deal with it....

I can't even buy an American comic book with this!

Not even an Archie comicbook! And nobody reads that stuff anymore!

Sharpandpointies
01-22-2007, 12:31 PM
Aww Cananda, oh I lvoe tha tplace.


Let me know if you're ever up in Ottawa.

*thud*

Sharpandpointies
01-22-2007, 12:33 PM
I can't even buy an American comic book with this!

Not even an Archie comicbook! And nobody reads that stuff anymore!

Sucks, doesn't it? When I restarted buying comic books, I remember almost swallowing my tonsils at the price.

.....

Don't...touch...the knife.

Knightosis
01-22-2007, 12:38 PM
I wouldn't. I've seen bigger.

*cue audience "ooooooooooo" sound effect."

Sharpandpointies
01-22-2007, 12:40 PM
I wouldn't. I've seen bigger.

*cue audience "ooooooooooo" sound effect."

It's not like I tote around a bowie, or...

.....

...oh, you were being metaphorical! Ha! Hahahaha-*

-_-

Chou Blaster
01-22-2007, 12:42 PM
05; Is he dead?

06 Member: Sleeping?

07; No it's emdiating damnit!

:And CHou got tired of this for a moment and vanished.:

Knightosis
01-22-2007, 12:49 PM
It's not like I tote around a bowie, or...

.....

...oh, you were being metaphorical! Ha! Hahahaha-*

-_-


*cue audience laughtrack*

Mr.Sandman
01-22-2007, 01:51 PM
05; Is he dead?

06 Member: Sleeping?

07; No it's emdiating damnit!

:And CHou got tired of this for a moment and vanished.:

*The moment Chou leaves, Sandman hits the arena with a mass driver bombardment, destorying everything with giant rocks of fats moving doom*

Overlord Sandman: *Sitting on the Throne of Evil* Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor! Whhhhhooooooaaahh!

ambush bug
01-22-2007, 04:27 PM
*The moment Chou leaves, Sandman hits the arena with a mass driver bombardment, destorying everything with giant rocks of fats moving doom*

Overlord Sandman: *Sitting on the Throne of Evil* Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor! Whhhhhooooooaaahh!


NOT SO FAST,LORD SANDMAN! *goes into overly religous Ambush Bug9the character)-obessed preast) You shall feel the almighty wrath of omnipetent AMBUSH BUG!!!!!*strikes him down with a blast of holy thunder*

Guts/Batman
01-22-2007, 05:02 PM
Bewbies in my avatar!

Guts/Batman
01-22-2007, 05:09 PM
*cue audience laughtrack*

You hit the wrong button! You hit the "All Mangled and Killed!" button!

Guts/Batman
01-22-2007, 05:10 PM
NOT SO FAST,LORD SANDMAN! *goes into overly religous Ambush Bug9the character)-obessed preast) You shall feel the almighty wrath of omnipetent AMBUSH BUG!!!!!*strikes him down with a blast of holy thunder*

You know that won't work, right?

Guts/Batman
01-22-2007, 05:11 PM
FOOLS!!!! I have so something so powerful,so terrifying,so monstousous that the Livng Tribunal himself would fall to its knees,I summon the unholy,all-powerful wrath of.....


Richard Simmons!!!!!


May you alll be doing unholy excerisces in tights listening to Duran Duran for all enternity!!!!!!!

Eh...Richard Simmons is a flip-flopper. Negative points on the wrath.

Chou Blaster
01-22-2007, 05:12 PM
NOT SO FAST,LORD SANDMAN! *goes into overly religous Ambush Bug9the character)-obessed preast) You shall feel the almighty wrath of omnipetent AMBUSH BUG!!!!!*strikes him down with a blast of holy thunder*



:Cue Chou bakc into existence, lookni go nto Ambush Bug.:


"You say your omiptoent? Can you withstand this?"

:As cue massive surg eof Power, as the very sky shatters and falls apart, striknig AMbush Bug, with punches, as soon enough a anomaly of tiem and spac ein in place.:


:Wathc, as AB is wiped from existence and CHou stops.:


Narrator.: "Absolute Destruction Fist!


Effect; Pre Crissi Omega Effect, via fists.

Guts/Batman
01-22-2007, 05:12 PM
The year that has me in it of course.

You may win but I will survive.

sharkerbob
01-22-2007, 05:13 PM
:And it was yet antohe rmental Illusion devised by Dakrk Lord Chou, as Sharker Bob thinks he has won, but in reality just a creep ynaked guy getting digested by a space whale for all eternity.:

Ha! Sez you. Since, you know, I pulled a Bill and Ted and riggd the Space Whale ahead of time, after the fact. For it was such that the whale was the Bong and the Bong was the Whale!

Also, I'm naked.

Chou Blaster
01-22-2007, 05:16 PM
You may win but I will survive.

I do not remember knocking you out!


: As the Al l Mangled and Killed BUtton fused with CHou's battle aura.: "Oh yeah.

:Cracks knuckles.: Time to get to work.

K.O.V.G
01-22-2007, 05:19 PM
Then I guess it is time fo rme to revelal my true self.


:Put so nHead Band, mark of Heaven and Excelelnce, as it was reveale dhis armor and cltohes were torn off, leaving pants..:


"Fist of Chou!"

:And well cue Chou vanishing and re apepars.:

KOVG: What was that!?

Chou; Your already dead.

:Walks away.:


:Cue 42 blows across his body, a shis muscles epxlode, spasm out, killni g him from within and his face is broken in two, with massive brain hemroage, blood shot out in torents as his blood via ears.:

"A messy death, as you deserved.


"Does a psoe with after images via arms. as kanji marking Shin Ken or God Fist was magicaly in place.:

KOVG- The world time freezes (A Truck falls on you and I began to beat in down on you dio brando style damdamdamdamdamdamdamdamdamdam WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

KOVG-The world time comes back

Guts/Batman
01-22-2007, 05:19 PM
I do not remember knocking you out!


: As the Al l Mangled and Killed BUtton fused with CHou's battle aura.: "Oh yeah.

:Cracks knuckles.: Time to get to work.

Nor shall you! I have the will of Khazan behind me!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

Anthony Johanson
01-22-2007, 05:22 PM
*walks out from another fold of reality once again*

Did I die again?

Chou Blaster
01-22-2007, 05:22 PM
KOVG- The world time freezes (A Truck falls on you and I began to beat in down on you dio brando style damdamdamdamdamdamdamdamdamdam WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

KOVG-The world time comes back


:Chou laughes itme off.:

Is that your best!?

I was doing that, back in SO, before you evne psoted here!

Fine, I'll tap nito my inner bastardy.


: cue Mediate stance and well disappears.:


Narrator; Transcend, Existence:

Chou's voice; Learned this one, from Buddha.

:As h eltieraly becoem stiem space, and crushes and compacts ya to size of a pea.:


:And cue CHou becoming descended back to physical world.:
Announcer: Chou wins!?

"Dickery!"

Chou Blaster
01-22-2007, 05:26 PM
Nor shall you! I have the will of Khazan behind me!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

:Cracks fists.:


"I am the LIZARD KING! I CAN DO ANYTHING!"


:Cue him hovering, in stand pup pose.:

:Moves hands so fast, it looks like he has 20 somethin g arms, as eye glow, and his manly man beard wel grows onto face.:


" Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa atatattaattatatatattaattatttatatatatatatat!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


:And as he does his rapid fists attakc, cue most bad ass guitar beat ever, as the Presence of SHiva the Destroyer is his aura, and with eahc punch, massiv,e flaming fists of pure destruction that are 40 foot wide and long hitting him.:


:Cue process 200,000 timees.:

Narrator: Wave God Avatar: Fists of Shiva!

K.O.V.G
01-22-2007, 05:26 PM
:Chou laughes itme off.:

Is that your best!?

I was doing that, back in SO, before you evne psoted here!

Fine, I'll tap nito my inner bastardy.


: cue Mediate stance and well disappears.:


Narrator; Transcend, Existence:

Chou's voice; Learned this one, from Buddha.

:As h eltieraly becoem stiem space, and crushes and compacts ya to size of a pea.:


:And cue CHou becoming descended back to physical world.:
Announcer: Chou wins!?

"Dickery!"


( my eyes look suprised) OH **** this one really gonna hurt haaaaaaaaaaaa (screams really loud preparing for the attack to come)

Chou Blaster
01-22-2007, 05:28 PM
( my eyes look suprised) OH **** this one really gonna hurt haaaaaaaaaaaa (screams really loud preparing for the attack to come)

Feh!!!


: Does a one handed palm gesture to KOVG, not even looknig.:


:Cue a Shin Genkai Dama style pwoer bomb landing on him.:

Narrator: Chou's Armagedon Sphere!

Guts/Batman
01-22-2007, 05:33 PM
:Cracks fists.:


"I am the LIZARD KING! I CAN DO ANYTHING!"


:Cue him hovering, in stand pup pose.:

:Moves hands so fast, it looks like he has 20 somethin g arms, as eye glow, and his manly man beard wel grows onto face.:


" Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa atatattaattatatatattaattatttatatatatatatat!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


:And as he does his rapid fists attakc, cue most bad ass guitar beat ever, as the Presence of SHiva the Destroyer is his aura, and with eahc punch, massiv,e flaming fists of pure destruction that are 40 foot wide and long hitting him.:


:Cue process 200,000 timees.:

Narrator: Wave God Avatar: Fists of Shiva!

*Blocks it all with Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice, and counterattacks with the Magically Magical Staff of Magical Sorcery, making your balls turn into cans of sour tuna, and penis into a minibanana*

The Dark Lord will have to do more to defeat the Star Knight Emperor...

Erebus
01-22-2007, 05:33 PM
go bears!

You savage!!! Your a worshiper of a godless, soulless killing machine!!!:mad:

sharkerbob
01-22-2007, 05:35 PM
Uh-oh. Someone let the Giant Pants Monster out again...

Chou Blaster
01-22-2007, 05:37 PM
*Blocks it all with Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice, and counterattacks with the Magically Magical Staff of Magical Sorcery, making your balls turn into cans of sour tuna, and penis into a minibanana*

The Dark Lord will have to do more to defeat the Star Knight Emperor...

:Smacks self to return to normal down there.:


You fool, have you not released it.

I am no lnoger Dark Lord Chou, but my newest, and greatest Persona.

THe Friend of the Eleemnts, and friend of my own maker.

I am.


Chou, Friend of Earth and Friend of Heaven! Of the Transcent Fist!

And I am dispelased you need ITEMS for you rpwoer.

As if you were to be EMepror you should be a KenoO.

A EMperor of the Fist!

: Does hand wave gestures, and cue items bieng teturned to the void.:

:And above in the Skies, Cue Buddha, Yaweh, L Sama, and others having signs tha tthey supprot CHou, as he then deos a simpel jump kick, that smashes Guts by the side.:


:Cue soul X Ray, a shis seven sephiroth, or CHakara are brokken and his lnik to Heaven and lfie is shattered.:

:As he then expldoes in a most horrific fashion, blood leaking form mouth, eyes, ears, figne rnails, and eurpts like a gore fille d baloon.:

:Chou stands up, fist glowing with celestial might.:

"Who's next!


Narrator; Seven Star Breaker!

K.O.V.G
01-22-2007, 05:40 PM
Feh!!!


: Does a one handed palm gesture to KOVG, not even looknig.:


:Cue a Shin Genkai Dama style pwoer bomb landing on him.:

Narrator: Chou's Armagedon Sphere!


( blood is all over my body but I get up and begans to smile kenpachi Zaraki syle and then laughs and looks you in the eye my eye' began to glow a red color)

KOVG- you held back on me I told you not to take me lighty senior member Chou your gonna regret not giving it your all against me.

KOVG- I call up the 8 gates of heaven, earth, and Hell ( my body begans to glow)

Prepare yourself Senior member Chou here I come with KOVGS APLHA AND OMEGA DEATH SOUL BEAM

Guts/Batman
01-22-2007, 05:42 PM
The weapons are just for show...

I have too many other powers. It just feels good to pound a hammer into the ground sometimes.

Chou Blaster
01-22-2007, 05:46 PM
( blood is all over my body but I get up and begans to smile kenpachi Zaraki syle and then laughs and looks you in the eye my eye' began to glow a red color)

KOVG- you held back on me I told you not to take me lighty senior member Chou your gonna regret not giving it your all against me.

KOVG- I call up the 8 gates of heaven, earth, and Hell ( my body begans to glow)

Prepare yourself Senior member Chou here I come with KOVGS APLHA AND OMEGA DEATH SOUL BEAM

"But there are only 7 gates, which ties man to the Earth and Heaven, for this you fail."


And of all my 2,000 techinques, I only have one defense move, for it's all I need!!


:A she tears a void hole in the fabirc of Khazna, that leds to the void of nothingness, again ot the Dead lights, when a universe dies and ntohing reamins, as the beam goe s there.:


And now. :Taps into the massive nothingess, and feels of all emotions, and transcends again.:

:Cue massive, Intangible, hands tha thave ghos tproperites, yet really tough and can affect physical objects, and with super speed, crushes KOVG with his pinky.:

kain5252
01-22-2007, 06:01 PM
You savage!!! Your a worshiper of a godless, soulless killing machine!!!:mad:

What about 4kids and Fundimation?

MaxofSteel
01-22-2007, 06:09 PM
*Uses a Phoenix Down*

What's up guys! I'm back!:p :D

Now where are my pants?.........

Guts/Batman
01-22-2007, 06:11 PM
What about 4kids and Fundimation?

They...are worse. They are going to the 10th Level of Hell when they die.

K.O.V.G
01-22-2007, 06:18 PM
"But there are only 7 gates, which ties man to the Earth and Heaven, for this you fail."


And of all my 2,000 techinques, I only have one defense move, for it's all I need!!


:A she tears a void hole in the fabirc of Khazna, that leds to the void of nothingness, again ot the Dead lights, when a universe dies and ntohing reamins, as the beam goe s there.:


And now. :Taps into the massive nothingess, and feels of all emotions, and transcends again.:

:Cue massive, Intangible, hands tha thave ghos tproperites, yet really tough and can affect physical objects, and with super speed, crushes KOVG with his pinky.:

KOVG Fool you fail to realise the 8th gate is me I am the 8th gate persona

KOVG now senior member Chou this attack will explode and implode you at the same time you will alot of pain but only for a moment then it will be over.

(Runs at you at blinding speed)

Guts/Batman
01-22-2007, 06:29 PM
Time for another change...

kain5252
01-22-2007, 06:32 PM
They...are worse. They are going to the 10th Level of Hell when they die.

I doubt they would get off so easy.

Guts/Batman
01-22-2007, 06:35 PM
I doubt they would get off so easy.

Well...

The 10th level of Hell would be for sinners who have sinned far beyond all others. AFAIK, there's only 9 Levels of Hell. Level 10 is for far worse sinners.

Chou Blaster
01-22-2007, 06:38 PM
KOVG Fool you fail to realise the 8th gate is me I am the 8th gate persona

KOVG now senior member Chou this attack will explode and implode you at the same time you will alot of pain but only for a moment then it will be over.

(Runs at you at blinding speed)

"How can you what wha thas transcended!?

:As the Ghost form Of Chou coem sout, and teleprort, manfeist sinto full body Chou above KOVG, who delviers a scissors King of epic proportion.:

Narrator: Meteorite Smasher Kick!"

:And cue his foot, plante din kOVG's head, as blood spurts, cleaved his head into two halfs with one kick, blood spurting form wound as he fals down.:

"Now, stay dead!"

:And triggers a reaction with telekientic palm that causes body to combust.:

K.O.V.G
01-22-2007, 08:27 PM
"How can you what wha thas transcended!?

:As the Ghost form Of Chou coem sout, and teleprort, manfeist sinto full body Chou above KOVG, who delviers a scissors King of epic proportion.:

Narrator: Meteorite Smasher Kick!"

:And cue his foot, plante din kOVG's head, as blood spurts, cleaved his head into two halfs with one kick, blood spurting form wound as he fals down.:

"Now, stay dead!"

:And triggers a reaction with telekientic palm that causes body to combust.:



(laughs out loud) MUhaahahahaahahaahah I'll be back for you senior member chou ( falls to the ground dead with a wicked smile of my face)

MaxofSteel
01-22-2007, 08:32 PM
Oh HERE they are!

*picks up pants from behind a bush*

Found 'em!:)

Mr.Sandman
01-22-2007, 08:38 PM
NOT SO FAST,LORD SANDMAN! *goes into overly religous Ambush Bug9the character)-obessed preast) You shall feel the almighty wrath of omnipetent AMBUSH BUG!!!!!*strikes him down with a blast of holy thunder*

Overlors Sandman: ........Eh?........

*Lands Astroid base on Ambush Bug.....repeatedly....dispite breaking all the laws of physics.*

The MunchKING
01-22-2007, 09:44 PM
Overlors Sandman: ........Eh?........

*Lands Astroid base on Ambush Bug.....repeatedly....dispite breaking all the laws of physics.*

Did you at least ride it down, laughing maniacally??

Mr.Sandman
01-22-2007, 11:29 PM
Did you at least ride it down, laughing maniacally??

If theres another way to do it....I havn't heard of it yet!!! :D

Nik Hasta
01-23-2007, 01:49 AM
:As the Station shoook and got torn apart, as he hismelf was hit, as lip swer emoving, and all there was.:


"............."

:As his form soon enough got back to normal and puts Nik in a bubble with air and DLC stesp insde.:

"I said."

"My castle travels through time and sapce all the time. So the vacum trick wouldn't work."

Nik had got distracted but was coming back into the battle.

"This is the pain for you! Soru!" Nik yelled, speedblitzing Chou in a flurry of fists. Chou stood his ground and countered with the 100 Crack Fist of the North Star. Nik weaved through the fists in a way that defied the logical way a body could move.

"Kamie," Nik muttered vaguely and swung his leg at Chou's temple, "Rankyaku!" the resulting blast of energy smashed into DLC's head, sending him spinning away, momentarily disorientated.

"Musuo Tensei," The Dark Lord activated the Ultimate Technique of Hokuto-Shinken. And turned, now desynchronised with reality, and looked straight into the palm of Nik's hand.

"Hiding outside of reality won't help you!" Nik yelled and grabbed Chou by the face. He swung him over his head and powered him head first into the ground.

The Dark Lord was momentarily stunned, nothing short of high-end reality warping should be able to overcome Musuo Tensei.

But Nik Hasta had just done it on strength alone.

"Interesting," he said, his voice slightly muffled from the surrounding metal around him.

Chou Blaster
01-23-2007, 08:28 AM
Nik had got distracted but was coming back into the battle.

"This is the pain for you! Soru!" Nik yelled, speedblitzing Chou in a flurry of fists. Chou stood his ground and countered with the 100 Crack Fist of the North Star. Nik weaved through the fists in a way that defied the logical way a body could move.

"Kamie," Nik muttered vaguely and swung his leg at Chou's temple, "Rankyaku!" the resulting blast of energy smashed into DLC's head, sending him spinning away, momentarily disorientated.

"Musuo Tensei," The Dark Lord activated the Ultimate Technique of Hokuto-Shinken. And turned, now desynchronised with reality, and looked straight into the palm of Nik's hand.

"Hiding outside of reality won't help you!" Nik yelled and grabbed Chou by the face. He swung him over his head and powered him head first into the ground.

The Dark Lord was momentarily stunned, nothing short of high-end reality warping should be able to overcome Musuo Tensei.

But Nik Hasta had just done it on strength alone.

"Interesting," he said, his voice slightly muffled from the surrounding metal around him.

"Feh who tehe Hell do you think you are? The Hulk?

:Stands up.:

"And I long ago shedded my DLC stats for my newest persona."

"Fist of Chou!"


And now for the FIst of Chou attack!!



:Punchs Nik so hard, his existence was nullifed, akin to getting hit by Pre Crisis Darkseid's Omega Beams.:

hitokiri_
01-23-2007, 08:40 AM
You savage!!! Your a worshiper of a godless, soulless killing machine!!!:mad:

yeah. i am really rooting for the bears this sb. grossman should play flawless for them to win.

Guts/Batman
01-23-2007, 04:08 PM
Another thing that has been making me wonder...

Am I the only one who thinks that Cap in UA sounds like The Hoff?

Devon C.
01-23-2007, 04:16 PM
I want a worldwide battle royal between Otakus and Smarks. Right now.

Guts/Batman
01-23-2007, 04:17 PM
*Rings the bell*

Guts/Batman
01-23-2007, 04:18 PM
yeah. i am really rooting for the bears this sb. grossman should play flawless for them to win.

Surely you are kidding. Grossman...play flawlessly?

Devon C.
01-23-2007, 04:20 PM
Who're you rooting for, Guts?

In both the Super Bowl AND the Otaku/Smark war.

Edit: Grossman CAN play a clean game as long as he doesn't get nervous. I ain't the man's biggest fan, but he can do that. He just has more butterflies than Cruella De Vil at a PETA rally.

Guts/Batman
01-23-2007, 04:23 PM
I wanted to see the Pats in the Super Bowl, but I will be rooting for the Colts. I am a Vikings fan. I am obligated to root against the Bears.

Otaku's are fun to laugh at. Smarks, while entertaining, not so much. I want the Otaku's to win.

Guts/Batman
01-23-2007, 04:24 PM
Grossman will do fine, if the Bears arre able to get their ground game going.

Guts/Batman
01-23-2007, 04:26 PM
Guts/Batman 1,580
Stretch Dude 1,579
Eternal Torment 859
Anthony Johanson 385
The Dog 269
Tommy 236
Albert 231
Chrosis 230
Super Samurai 219
Devon C. 179

W00T!!!

Devon C.
01-23-2007, 04:27 PM
Grossman will do fine, if the Bears arre able to get their ground game going.
Hey, Will Smith was no joke last week. That sucker was steamrollin' us. I don't know too much about the Colts' squad; they got anybody who could give trouble on defense?

Oh yeah, and darn it: I'm still mad about the Pats losing. That's two down, hopefully none to go.

ambush bug
01-23-2007, 04:44 PM
* reforms from nothing into my avatar* "Oh well,looks like I must use my brain the size of a planet to destroy them all." *Starts never-ending complaining and wining that would rattle Dr.Doom*

kain5252
01-23-2007, 04:53 PM
*Starts never-ending complaining and wining that would rattle Dr.Doom*

*Lands on ambush bug crushing him like a soda can*

Had to do it, it was driving me nuts.

ambush bug
01-23-2007, 05:02 PM
*Lands on ambush bug crushing him like a soda can*

Had to do it, it was driving me nuts.


"Come on, did you honestly it would be so simple to cease the NEVER-ENDING wining?" *becomes a phantom and resumes the endless complaining.*

MaxofSteel
01-23-2007, 05:04 PM
"Come on, did you honestly it would be so simple to cease the NEVER-ENDING wining?" *becomes a phantom and resumes the endless complaining.*

I think it sounds nice.:)

*hums along*

Chou Blaster
01-23-2007, 05:05 PM
"Come on, did you honestly it would be so simple to cease the NEVER-ENDING wining?" *becomes a phantom and resumes the endless complaining.*



Meh wuit crying ya bi g baby.

R:etocn punches you back nito existence and gives ya a new body.:

Now.. SLEEP!!!

:Tab upside the head, knocking out AMbush BUg, but for onc enot killing.:

MaxofSteel
01-23-2007, 05:06 PM
Meh wuit crying ya bi g baby.

R:etocn punches you back nito existence and gives ya a new body.:

Now.. SLEEP!!!

:Tab upside the head, knocking out AMbush BUg, but for onc enot killing.:

Aw man!:(

*puts on an iPod with Ambush Bug's whining on playlist*

*continues humming*

ambush bug
01-23-2007, 05:12 PM
Meh wuit crying ya bi g baby.

R:etocn punches you back nito existence and gives ya a new body.:

Now.. SLEEP!!!

:Tab upside the head, knocking out AMbush BUg, but for onc enot killing.:


You have knocked me out,but my Marvin body reforms out of Max of Steels iPod. *sends a virus into Chou Blaster's computer that has infinite amounts of my wining.*

Stretch Dude
01-23-2007, 05:56 PM
Guts/Batman 1,580
Stretch Dude 1,579
Eternal Torment 859
Anthony Johanson 385
The Dog 269
Tommy 236
Albert 231
Chrosis 230
Super Samurai 219
Devon C. 179

W00T!!!

Ahead by one. Which I just undid.

W00T yourself. :p

Stretch Dude
01-23-2007, 05:57 PM
Another thing that has been making me wonder...

Am I the only one who thinks that Cap in UA sounds like The Hoff?

If that was true, WW2 would've been over in a single karaoke night.

Stretch Dude
01-23-2007, 06:00 PM
Stretch Dude 1,581
Guts/Batman 1,580
Eternal Torment 859
Anthony Johanson 385
The Dog 269
Tommy 236
Albert 231
Chrosis 230
Super Samurai 219
Devon C. 180

W00t. W00t indeed.

Tommy
01-23-2007, 06:35 PM
Damn! I am allmost top five! I didn't realize I had posted that much!

Super Samurai
01-23-2007, 07:17 PM
Damn! I am allmost top five! I didn't realize I had posted that much!

Yeah, I dont think any of us realize how much we post. Except for the evil ones...

Tommy
01-23-2007, 07:45 PM
Yeah, I dont think any of us realize how much we post. Except for the evil ones...

EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Guts/Batman
01-23-2007, 08:51 PM
Bah! I will retake the lead. You were just baiting me into posting more I see, Stretch.

Guts/Batman
01-23-2007, 08:52 PM
If that was true, WW2 would've been over in a single karaoke night.

Most definitely. I can't stop hearing the Hoff when Cap speaks in the game.

The Dog
01-23-2007, 10:19 PM
EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Ev... EVIL!?!

*Begins running around, waving arm maniacally*

EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

*Jumps onto Tommy, wrapping his legs around his waist, holding his shoulders, and jerking him around, making it look dirty than it was*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

hitokiri_
01-24-2007, 08:44 AM
Surely you are kidding. Grossman...play flawlessly?

he did that against the saints right?

Stretch Dude
01-24-2007, 09:40 AM
Ev... EVIL!?!

*Begins running around, waving arm maniacally*

EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

*Jumps onto Tommy, wrapping his legs around his waist, holding his shoulders, and jerking him around, making it look dirty than it was*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

E!!

Vil?

E!!

Vil?

Stretch Dude
01-24-2007, 09:41 AM
Bah! I will retake the lead. You were just baiting me into posting more I see, Stretch.

As do you all me.

NilExtropus
01-24-2007, 01:37 PM
This place is fun, except I don't like that one guy who had no sense of humor and was a total jerk.

Tommy
01-24-2007, 01:53 PM
This place is fun, except I don't like that one guy who had no sense of humor and was a total jerk.

Yeah. He really grinds my corn.

Tommy
01-24-2007, 02:35 PM
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/9056/hanaee5vz.jpg

Stretch Dude
01-24-2007, 02:51 PM
Peter, you lucky sonuvabitch.

Stretch Dude
01-24-2007, 02:52 PM
This place is fun, except I don't like that one guy who had no sense of humor and was a total jerk.

Oh yeah, him. I hate that guy.

*standard ramble about how much more fun things were in the olden days of Rumbles*

Tommy
01-24-2007, 03:01 PM
Peter, you lucky sonuvabitch.

I really can't decide... do I have a bigger crush on Milo Ventimiglia (AKA Peter from Heroes, AKA Jess from Gilmore Girls) or Tahmoh Penikett (AKA Karl "Helo" Agathon from Battlestar Galactica)?

I couldn't find a good picture of my beloved Helo, but I did find this one of Milo...

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/8518/ti4uu11383191202nm.jpg

ambush bug
01-24-2007, 04:35 PM
What? Did I win? *does the dance of victory,only to probably be defeated by someone as soon as they see this*

Kamen Rider Luffy
01-24-2007, 04:43 PM
*flicks Ambush away with his finger* Marvin got old a long time ago.

Chou Blaster
01-24-2007, 04:43 PM
What? Did I win? *does the dance of victory,only to probably be defeated by someone as soon as they see this*

****ing COmputer virus! :Got it blocek doff and pops back in.:

"And I am gonig ot kill you so bad. Your not gonig to exist at lall."


AGAIN!!!!!!


:As shirt torn off chesat as he flexes pwoer aura glwo adn freakken pisse doff.:

ambush bug
01-24-2007, 05:02 PM
*flicks Ambush away with his finger* Marvin got old a long time ago.


How do you flick away a phantom/tencho-iPod being?

Chou Blaster
01-24-2007, 05:04 PM
How do you flick away a phantom/tencho-iPod being?

Because I Pods are the new whroes of technology! Everyone can get one!



:Smashes obth fists to chest.:

"Twin Dragon Kill!"

:Cue epxlosion.:

ambush bug
01-24-2007, 05:08 PM
Because I Pods are the new whroes of technology! Everyone can get one!



:Smashes obth fists to chest.:

"Twin Dragon Kill!"

:Cue epxlosion.:


Little piece of iPod me talking: FOOL! That compuer virus has infected your Chou power! Your attacks won't do anything! *Cue a laser cannon sending Chou Blaster to oblivion*

kain5252
01-24-2007, 05:10 PM
Little piece of iPod me talking: FOOL! That compuer virus has infected your Chou power! Your attacks won't do anything! *Cue a laser cannon sending Chou Blaster to oblivion*

Persistent arnt we?

*goes back to drinking*

Chou Blaster
01-24-2007, 05:10 PM
Little piece of iPod me talking: FOOL! That compuer virus has infected your Chou power! Your attacks won't do anything! *Cue a laser cannon sending Chou Blaster to oblivion*



:Cue DBZ style smoke, walks out.:


"Riiiiiiiiiight. Cho upower coem from Chou, not the comupter to Chou."

ambush bug
01-24-2007, 05:22 PM
:Cue DBZ style smoke, walks out.:


"Riiiiiiiiiight. Cho upower coem from Chou, not the comupter to Chou."


Really? Okay then. *sends an iPod device in Chou's bran,sending every piece of bad music ever,from Britney Spears to Duran Duran, to his brain in a one milosecond,reducing him to a blubbering meat sack*

Now that he's finally taken care off...*posseses Max of Steel's mind with his ipod,and hits Kain5252*

"Damn right I'm perstintent!"

Devon C.
01-24-2007, 05:30 PM
we got merged with an RP thread. That's just great.



Sarcasm. Gets you when you least expect it.

Guts/Batman
01-24-2007, 05:37 PM
It finally ate it, huh?

Now I can't navigate the previous pages!

Gordon Smith
01-24-2007, 05:40 PM
we got merged with an RP thread. That's just great.



Sarcasm. Gets you when you least expect it.

Well, I don't fault you for holding a contrary opinion, but the two threads seemed pretty similar to me, which is why the shotgun marri..er merger took place.

Guts/Batman
01-24-2007, 05:42 PM
Although the merger did give me a better lead in the post wars with Stretch.

Chou Blaster
01-24-2007, 05:56 PM
Really? Okay then. *sends an iPod device in Chou's bran,sending every piece of bad music ever,from Britney Spears to Duran Duran, to his brain in a one milosecond,reducing him to a blubbering meat sack*

Now that he's finally taken care off...*posseses Max of Steel's mind with his ipod,and hits Kain5252*

"Damn right I'm perstintent!"

"my computer doe snot hav emusic!"

:Stereos got exploded a while back from a freak eletricity boost.:

But yeah, I can't stands this no more!"



:Punches ya to a dman blakc hole so hard, it epxldoes with you.:

Eternal Torment
01-24-2007, 06:07 PM
*Real American plays* I HATH WOKEN ONCE MORE! *sticks hand out of my grave* Who the hell buried me? WAS IT MIBURO?!

Stretch Dude
01-24-2007, 07:48 PM
What the...

DAMN YOU AND YOUR MERGING WAYS, GORDON!!

A 30-post lead, he has! Damnation upon your seed!

Stretch Dude
01-24-2007, 07:49 PM
*Real American plays* I HATH WOKEN ONCE MORE! *sticks hand out of my grave* Who the hell buried me? WAS IT MIBURO?!

It was Gordon! Get 'im!

*lunging sounds*

Stretch Dude
01-24-2007, 07:50 PM
Although the merger did give me a better lead in the post wars with Stretch.

Grrr... If I didn't have a huge assignment to finish, I'd...

I'd do something! To your pants!

Gordon Smith
01-24-2007, 07:51 PM
What the...

DAMN YOU AND YOUR MERGING WAYS, GORDON!!

A 30-post lead, he has! Damnation upon your seed!

I'm thinking of transferring ALL of Guts' posts into this one thread, so you will NEVER overtake his lead!

Devon C.
01-24-2007, 10:16 PM
My eyes hurt real bad after being forced to see a pic of Nicole Bass.

Guts/Batman
01-24-2007, 11:56 PM
Grrr... If I didn't have a huge assignment to finish, I'd...

I'd do something! To your pants!

Oh well...I'll be prepared for the day of reckoning.

Guts/Batman
01-24-2007, 11:57 PM
I'm thinking of transferring ALL of Guts' posts into this one thread, so you will NEVER overtake his lead!

Victory!!!

A 30 post lead isn't much on this thread anywho. I've come back a few times from hundreds down to take the lead, as have you, Stretch.

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 09:36 AM
I'm thinking of transferring ALL of Guts' posts into this one thread, so you will NEVER overtake his lead!

Madman mod!

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 09:37 AM
Oh well...I'll be prepared for the day of reckoning.

Nothing can or will prepare you for my reckoning. My reckoning is something to be reckoned with.

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 09:38 AM
Victory!!!

A 30 post lead isn't much on this thread anywho. I've come back a few times from hundreds down to take the lead, as have you, Stretch.

Aye, aye. Nevertheless...

RAGE!!!

Ragnorok64
01-25-2007, 09:41 AM
What the...

DAMN YOU AND YOUR MERGING WAYS, GORDON!!

A 30-post lead, he has! Damnation upon your seed!

Did you just wish sterility upon Gordon?

Guts/Batman
01-25-2007, 09:45 AM
Nothing can or will prepare you for my reckoning. My reckoning is something to be reckoned with.

Nevertheless...I shall be pre-prepared!

Guts/Batman
01-25-2007, 09:45 AM
Aye, aye. Nevertheless...

RAGE!!!

You seem to be seething....

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 04:22 PM
Did you just wish sterility upon Gordon?

And his descendants.

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 04:22 PM
Nevertheless...I shall be pre-prepared!

Pre-preparations are all for naughty naught!

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 04:23 PM
You seem to be seething....

I see you see my seeming seething...

Ragnorok64
01-25-2007, 04:29 PM
And his descendants.

If he's sterile he wouldn't have descendent's...

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 04:41 PM
If he's sterile he wouldn't have descendent's...

PRECISELY!

Gordon Smith
01-25-2007, 04:44 PM
If he's sterile he wouldn't have descendent's...


It doesn't matter. For medical reasons, I long ago elected not to have children. Thusly, I have thwarted his unholy plan before it has any chance of succ...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 04:46 PM
It doesn't matter. For medical reasons, I long ago elected not to have children. Thusly, I have thwarted his unholy plan before it has any chance of succ...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

VICTORY IS MINE!

hitokiri_
01-25-2007, 04:56 PM
VICTORY IS MINE!

*steals victory*

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 05:34 PM
*steals victory*

*unsteals victory and fuses it to the indestructible core of his soul*

Guts/Batman
01-25-2007, 05:35 PM
Pre-preparations are all for naughty naught!

Bah! They shall be enough.

Guts/Batman
01-25-2007, 05:36 PM
I see you see my seeming seething...

Indeed. It's quite easily seen.

ambush bug
01-25-2007, 05:47 PM
*unsteals victory and fuses it to the indestructible core of his soul*


*uses a spell to take the voitory core,but not destroying it*

Guts/Batman
01-25-2007, 06:17 PM
What kind of core?

That doesn't very scary.

hitokiri_
01-25-2007, 06:37 PM
*unsteals victory and fuses it to the indestructible core of his soul*


*steals indestructible core of stretch*

Devon C.
01-25-2007, 06:37 PM
Since when is poker a sport, anyway? I mean, couldn't they stop at NASCAR, the Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Retards?

I mean, when poker's considered a sport, even hockey begins to look good...

...no.

Guts/Batman
01-25-2007, 07:28 PM
Of course Poker is a sport...

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 07:49 PM
*steals indestructible core of stretch*

*Hitokiri disintegrates as soon he comes within range of the core, which then returns to Stretch*

MaxofSteel
01-25-2007, 08:01 PM
*Hitokiri disintegrates as soon he comes within range of the core, which then returns to Stretch*

Oooooooooh...:eek:

That's a very powerful core.

Guts/Batman
01-25-2007, 08:05 PM
Oooooooooh...:eek:

That's a very powerful core.

It's Stretch Dude. Do you expect something else?

MaxofSteel
01-25-2007, 08:17 PM
It's Stretch Dude. Do you expect something else?

Nope! :p

__

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 08:17 PM
Oooooooooh...:eek:

That's a very powerful core.

Yes. Yes it is.

Stretch Dude
01-25-2007, 08:18 PM
It's Stretch Dude. Do you expect something else?

DAMN STRAIGHT!

Guts/Batman
01-25-2007, 08:31 PM
DAMN STRAIGHT!

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

Guts/Batman
01-25-2007, 08:31 PM
Yes. Yes it is.

Aye. A very good ally to have indee

Super Samurai
01-25-2007, 09:02 PM
DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

DAMNED STRAIGHT!

MaxofSteel
01-25-2007, 09:10 PM
Sweet. Large fonts kick ass.:D

Devon C.
01-25-2007, 09:20 PM
I'm guessing you're gonna enjoy this thread, Max.

Devon C.
01-25-2007, 09:23 PM
Yeah, and even I have to give credit to Stretch for his crew beating the Bulls twice in a row a week or so ago.

ambush bug
01-26-2007, 06:14 AM
*Hitokiri disintegrates as soon he comes within range of the core, which then returns to Stretch*


Holy....Strech is very protective of his victories!

Stretch Dude
01-26-2007, 09:34 AM
Sweet. Large fonts kick ass.:D

DAMN STRAIGHT!

Stretch Dude
01-26-2007, 09:35 AM
Yeah, and even I have to give credit to Stretch for his crew beating the Bulls twice in a row a week or so ago.

I did what now?

Stretch Dude
01-26-2007, 09:36 AM
Holy....Strech is very protective of his victories!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

MaxofSteel
01-26-2007, 09:45 AM
I AM TYPING LARGE!:D :D :D

Cleric of Hell's Brigade
01-26-2007, 11:42 AM
Holy men tell us life is a mytery.
They embrace that concept happily.
But some mysteries bite and bark
and come to get you in the dark.

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows

Cleric of Hell's Brigade
01-26-2007, 11:44 AM
Something moves within the night
that is not good and is not right.

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows

Cleric of Hell's Brigade
01-26-2007, 11:45 AM
Now take my hand and hold it tight.
I will not fail you here tonight,
For failing you, I fail myself
And place my soul upon a shelf
In Hell's library without light.
I will not fail you here tonight.

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows

Cleric of Hell's Brigade
01-26-2007, 11:48 AM
The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe.

[First published in 1845]


Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'

Cleric of Hell's Brigade
01-26-2007, 11:49 AM
But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!

Devon C.
01-26-2007, 12:51 PM
Your dumb Cleric lol. :eek:

MaxofSteel
01-26-2007, 12:56 PM
Psshhh. I know all those quotes by heart.:cool:

Guts/Batman
01-26-2007, 02:07 PM
I AM TYPING LARGE!:D :D :D

It doesn't quite work that way. You have to say something...

*Sighs*

MaxofSteel
01-26-2007, 02:14 PM
It doesn't quite work that way. You have to say something...

*Sighs*

Fine, fine.

*Ahem*

MY NAME IS MAXOFSTEEL! AND I LIKE LARGE FONTS!

There.:p

Guts/Batman
01-26-2007, 02:19 PM
At least you used all caps, too...

Still mastery of large fonts, you do not have.

MaxofSteel
01-26-2007, 02:26 PM
At least you used all caps, too...

Still mastery of large fonts, you do not have.

Rats! Well, I'll work on it.

kain5252
01-26-2007, 02:36 PM
Rats! Well, I'll work on it.

This might be amusing

The Dog
01-26-2007, 02:38 PM
Rats! Well, I'll work on it.

Let me show you how it's done...


BEWARE THE MOOSEY DOOM!

MaxofSteel
01-26-2007, 02:44 PM
Let me show you how it's done...


BEWARE THE MOOSEY DOOM!

*Takes notes*

Guts/Batman
01-26-2007, 02:46 PM
OH HEAR YE SHOCKED SERPENTS OF DEATH DEFYING POOP HURDLING ASS GRABBING HOOLIGANS!!!

MaxofSteel
01-26-2007, 02:48 PM
OH HEAR YE SHOCKED SERPENTS OF DEATH DEFYING POOP HURDLING ASS GRABBING HOOLIGANS!!!

Not so fast! I've only got two hands!

*continues jotting down notes*

Stretch Dude
01-26-2007, 02:50 PM
I AM TYPING LARGE!:D :D :D

JUMBO-LARGE!!!

kain5252
01-26-2007, 02:52 PM
IS THAT A SWORD? LUXURY!! IS THAT A HORSE? SLOTH!! IS THAT A HELMET? VANITY!!!

The Dog
01-26-2007, 02:54 PM
FRANK "GRIMEY" GRIMES DIDN'T DESERVE WHAT HE GOT ON THE SIMPSONS!

MaxofSteel
01-26-2007, 03:08 PM
THE AVERAGE LIFESPAN OF A CHIHUAHUA IS ABOUT 12-15 YEARS!

How's that?

Guts/Batman
01-26-2007, 03:13 PM
It's got to be non-sensical...

The spreading of facts is rather banal. Plus, that font sucks.

MaxofSteel
01-26-2007, 03:23 PM
It's got to be non-sensical...

The spreading of facts is rather banal. Plus, that font sucks.

Drat! Back to the drawing board...

The Dog
01-26-2007, 03:30 PM
It's got to be non-sensical...

The spreading of facts is rather banal. Plus, that font sucks.

Well, unless your using a computer/robot-based outcry like...

EXTERMINATE!

Guts/Batman
01-26-2007, 03:31 PM
That's true, but the only use for it I can imagine.

kain5252
01-26-2007, 03:32 PM
Plus, that font sucks.

I dunno. Kinda reminds me of the Super Mario Super Show. Or whatever it was called..


DO THE MARIO!

Guts/Batman
01-26-2007, 03:35 PM
I don't remember that show...