Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Chrosis]

That sounds dirty.

Only to you.

*continues*

And possibly Stretch. DIE, COMM. BOARDER!!! DIE!!!

[Phrozen]

Only to you.

*continues*

And possibly Stretch. DIE, COMM. BOARDER!!! DIE!!!

*slaps the spit out of Chrosis*

You stupid noob. I was here as a regular on these boards long before you were.

Now, I would recant before I draw and quarter you and place what is left of you mongrel corpse on the gates to the city as a warning to all others who dare question my credentials.

[Chrosis]

*slaps the spit out of Chrosis*

You stupid noob. I was here as a regular on these boards long before you were.

Now, I would recant before I draw and quarter you and place what is left of you mongrel corpse on the gates to the city as a warning to all others who dare question my credentials.

Then show your credentials!

or I'll...


*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Phrozen*

[Phrozen]

Then show your credentials!

or I'll...


*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Phrozen*

This is why you are a noob, a particulary stupid one at that. I don't have to show you my credentials. If you were a regular here, you would of known who I am.

*snaps his fingers, gaurds rush out tackle Chorsis.*

Now, I will give you one last chance to recant or you become a grisly piece of building ornamentation.

[Chrosis]

This is why you are a noob, a particulary stupid one at that. I don't have to show you my credentials. If you were a regular here, you would of known who I am.

*snaps his fingers, gaurds rush out tackle Chorsis.*

Now, I will give you one last chance to recant or you become a grisly piece of building ornamentation.

Fine. Sorry then. Mistaken Idetity.


*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders*

[Stretch Dude]

Kind of hard to do that when your command and control is dead isn't it?

Reality General Anthony rewrote them back to life. It's cheaper than training new ones.

Plus, it wasn't the Doge that did it. The populace of Neo Venice decided that they didn't like your officers so offed them.

Ah, very well, then.

*creates a state-sized Mentornado in the center of Neo Venice*

[Phrozen]

Reality General Anthony rewrote them back to life. It's cheaper than training new ones.



Very hard to stay alive when your neck is snapped severing the spinal column or your throat is shredded to pieces due to choking to death.



Ah, very well, then.

*creates a state-sized Mentornado in the center of Neo Venice*

I am sorry, but I can't let you do that. I reserve the right to punish my people.

*uses gravity powers to quash tornado*

[Anthony Johanson]

Reality General Anthony rewrote them back to life. It's cheaper than training new ones.



Ah, very well, then.

*creates a state-sized Mentornado in the center of Neo Venice*

Are we fighting Phrozen again?

[Phrozen]

Are we fighting Phrozen again?

I would not wish it. Unfortunetly, I was attacked first.

[Anthony Johanson]

I would not wish it. Unfortunetly, I was attacked first.

I am sorry for the inconvenience that the other generals might have caused. I choose to stay out of this due to the fact that you have done nothing to me. Either that or we could negociate a cease-fire.

[Stretch Dude]

Are we fighting Phrozen again?

No. Stretch Dude already devastated his city, and it appears to have snapped his tiny mind like a twig. He's suffering from the delusion that he can kill us.

[Phrozen]

I am sorry for the inconvenience that the other generals might have caused. I choose to stay out of this due to the fact that you have done nothing to me. Either that or we could negociate a cease-fire.

I am willing to negociate a ceasefire. War is bad for business after all. Now, what are your terms?

[The Dog]

CBY: Six points. You're still way to indo this random destruction of the innocent for it's own sake. All that does it get the heroes dander up. Now chaos for it's own reward, that's something else.

CBY: Question 4, second to last question: The hero's girlfriend has been captured, you are by her looks and impressed by her mentally. What is your course of action?

I tell her my feelings for her. When she inevitably tells my she'll never love someone as cruel and wicked as I, I nod graciously, leave the cell, and send in guards to execute her.

As regrettable as doing that is, I can more than likely find an equally beautiful and smart woman who is as evil as I.

[Trystenn]

Hello? Its me, Trystenn :)

[Chrosis]

Hello? Its me, Trystenn :)

DEMON! SHOW YOUR CREDENTIALS!!!


*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders and Trystenn*

[Anthony Johanson]

Hello? Its me, Trystenn :)

Hi Trystenn, how are you?

[Trystenn]

DEMON! SHOW YOUR CREDENTIALS!!!


*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders and Trystenn*
............................................
THE F*CK WAS THAT FOR!??!?

[Trystenn]

Hi Trystenn, how are you?
Im doing pretty D*mn good, weekends = awesome.

[Anthony Johanson]

............................................
THE F*CK WAS THAT FOR!??!?

He is acting a bit wacky today.

[Chrosis]

............................................
THE F*CK WAS THAT FOR!??!?

SHOW YOUR CREDENTIALS COMM. BOARDER!!!




*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders and Trystenn*

[The Dog]

DEMON! SHOW YOUR CREDENTIALS!!!


*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders and Trystenn*

*Slaps Chrosis in the back of the head really, REALLY hard*

Take your meds!

[The Dog]

SHOW YOUR CREDENTIALS COMM. BOARDER!!!




*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders and Trystenn*

How would you know he's a comm boarder unless your a comm boarder too?

[Chrosis]

How would you know he's a comm boarder unless your a comm boarder too?

I'm making random assumtions. Work with me.

But... why are you defending him? Unless... COMM. BOARDER!!!!




*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders and Trystenn and The Dog*

[Trystenn]

He is acting a bit wacky today.
He is, its like he enjoys the torment of others.

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm making random assumtions. Work with me.

But... why are you defending him? Unless... COMM. BOARDER!!!!




*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders and Trystenn and The Dog*

*rewrites Chrosis out of reality*

Much better.

[Trystenn]

SHOW YOUR CREDENTIALS COMM. BOARDER!!!




*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders and Trystenn*
OW!!!!

F*cker!!!

[Chrosis]

*rewrites Chrosis out of reality*

Much better.

*rewrites self back into reality*

TRAITOR!!! COMM. BOARDER!!!




*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders and Trystenn and The Dog and Anthony Johanson*

[The Dog]

I'm making random assumtions. Work with me.

But... why are you defending him? Unless... COMM. BOARDER!!!!




*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders and Trystenn and The Dog*

*Delivers a clenched-fist backhand to Chrosis as he tries, knocking him down. I then grab him telekinetically and swing him into various objects while speaking*

You! Will! Never! Raise! A! Hand! Against! Me! Again! Unless you want to be stuck to the wall of my inner sanctum with nails made from your own bones!

I don't know whose been filling your head with lies and making you think you even stand a chance against me, but learn this. You don't stand a chance. I could crush you right now if I so wish, but since you used to be one of my loyal minions, I'll let you off just this once.

*pins him to a tree telekinetically while a large guillotine blade appears, floating at level with his neck*

But every try anything like this again and I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A SWIRLING HURRICANE OF MISERY AND TORMENT THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN UPON THIS MORTAL PLANE BEFORE!

Do I make myself clear?

[Anthony Johanson]

*rewrites self back into reality*

TRAITOR!!! COMM. BOARDER!!!




*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Comm. Boarders and Trystenn and The Dog and Anthony Johanson*

*sighs* This is going to be a looooooooooong day.

*warps so Chrosis is a bloody stump and Chrosis loses all powers he might have had*

[Trystenn]

*Delivers a clenched-fist backhand to Chrosis as he tries, knocking him down. I then grab him telekinetically and swing him into various objects while speaking*

You! Will! Never! Raise! A! Hand! Against! Me! Again! Unless you want to be stuck to the wall of my inner sanctum with nails made from your own bones!

I don't know whose been filling your head with lies and making you think you even stand a chance against me, but learn this. You don't stand a chance. I could crush you right now if I so wish, but since you used to be one of my loyal minions, I'll let you off just this once.

*pins him to a tree telekinetically while a large guillotine blade appears, floating at level with his neck*

But every try anything like this again and I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A SWIRLING HURRICANE OF MISERY AND TORMENT THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN UPON THIS MORTAL PLANE BEFORE!

Do I make myself clear?
LETS RAPE HIM!!!!!.

[Phrozen]

LETS RAPE HIM!!!!!.

I think I will bow out of that.

[Chrosis]

But every try anything like this again and I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A SWIRLING HURRICANE OF MISERY AND TORMENT THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN UPON THIS MORTAL PLANE BEFORE!

Do I make myself clear?

...Fine!

*gestures to Phrozen*

Can I eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Phrozen? :evilsmile

[The Dog]

LETS RAPE HIM!!!!!.

... Lets not. But I like your spirit. How would you like to join me and my dark Empire. You get health, dental, and 2 weeks paid vacation every year, as well as all the victims you can torture.

*a contract and pen appear floating before Trystenn* What do you say?

[Anthony Johanson]

I am willing to negociate a ceasefire. War is bad for business after all. Now, what are your terms?

The terms are that obviously, any act of violence commited against the Khazan forces or your forces by the opposing force immediately nulls the cease-fire. Second, any weapons being brought by any of the Khazan forces or yours into the former opposing land must have proper forums and early notice. To add on to that, they can only bring in firearms for what the Empire deems "acceptable purposes". To also add on to that, the empire will send troops to watch over the weapon soldiers, so they don't try to do anything dumb.

The time of this ceasefire would preferably be 3-5 months.

Now, what are your conditions?

[The Dog]

...Fine!

*gestures to Phrozen*

Can I eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Phrozen? :evilsmile

No. You can, however, go back to your brutalizing Comm Boarders whose names aren't Trystenn.

[Chrosis]

No. You can, however, go back to your brutalizing Comm Boarders whose names aren't Trystenn.





*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Adam Crocker, Deathstroke, DonC, Drew Van T., Ekko, Guapo Méndez, jl12, Michael Pullmann, Naldo, Night, Nikita, nubly, Sir Tim Drake, Smarty Jones, Trystenn, Wesley Dodds*

[Trystenn]

I think I will bow out of that.
Ya go ahead, make it seem like IM the wierdo.

[Anthony Johanson]

Ya go ahead, make it seem like IM the wierdo.

Well, rape is always weird, among other things.

[Trystenn]

... Lets not. But I like your spirit. How would you like to join me and my dark Empire. You get health, dental, and 2 weeks paid vacation every year, as well as all the victims you can torture.

*a contract and pen appear floating before Trystenn* What do you say?
..............................
But i dont like hurting the innoccent :o

[Trystenn]

*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Adam Crocker, Deathstroke, DonC, Drew Van T., Ekko, Guapo Méndez, jl12, Michael Pullmann, Naldo, Night, Nikita, nubly, Sir Tim Drake, Smarty Jones, Trystenn, Wesley Dodds*
Onemore time Chrosis, just 1 more time....

[Chrosis]

Onemore time Chrosis, just 1 more time....

What were you doing on the comm. board then? Traitor!!!

Adam Crocker, Deathstroke, DonC, Drew Van T., Ekko, Guapo Méndez, jl12, Michael Pullmann, Naldo, Night, Nikita, nubly, Sir Tim Drake, Smarty Jones, Trystenn, and Wesley Dodds, are the names on the manifest!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

What were you doing on the comm. board then? Traitor!!!

Adam Crocker, Deathstroke, DonC, Drew Van T., Ekko, Guapo Méndez, jl12, Michael Pullmann, Naldo, Night, Nikita, nubly, Sir Tim Drake, Smarty Jones, Trystenn, and Wesley Dodds, are the names on the manifest!!!

Do I have to kill you...again?

[Trystenn]

What were you doing on the comm. board then? Traitor!!!

Adam Crocker, Deathstroke, DonC, Drew Van T., Ekko, Guapo Méndez, jl12, Michael Pullmann, Naldo, Night, Nikita, nubly, Sir Tim Drake, Smarty Jones, Trystenn, and Wesley Dodds, are the names on the manifest!!!
Well i was justt looking around, seeing some old friends is all.

[Chrosis]

Well i was justt looking around, seeing some old friends is all.

YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH THE ENEMY!? YOU SHALL DIE WITH THEM!!!

*gets ready to do his thing*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Hmm, what have I been missing?

[Chrosis]

Hmm, what have I been missing?

SHOW YOUR CREDENTIALS DEMON!!!

*prepares to do his thing*

[Tami]

SHOW YOUR CREDENTIALS DEMON!!!

*prepares to do his thing*

So, how do you know when a Rumbler has been posessed by a demon?

[yeoman]

I tell her my feelings for her. When she inevitably tells my she'll never love someone as cruel and wicked as I, I nod graciously, leave the cell, and send in guards to execute her.

As regrettable as doing that is, I can more than likely find an equally beautiful and smart woman who is as evil as I.


CBY: Seven points. You didn't fall for the trap of pursueing her, but just executing her is wasteful. You could ransom her to the hero, use her as bait, or, make clones of her to sell on foreign slave markets. Not only is it profitable, it messes with the hero's head.

CBY: You're at 26 points going into our final question. Now, question 5: So, dispite your perfectly laid plans, the heroes have managed to cobble together a victory out of luck and factors totally beyond your control. They've stopped your plans, and laid seige to your fortress and are at the doors to your inner sactum. How do you respond?

[yeoman]

*Delivers a clenched-fist backhand to Chrosis as he tries, knocking him down. I then grab him telekinetically and swing him into various objects while speaking*

You! Will! Never! Raise! A! Hand! Against! Me! Again! Unless you want to be stuck to the wall of my inner sanctum with nails made from your own bones!

I don't know whose been filling your head with lies and making you think you even stand a chance against me, but learn this. You don't stand a chance. I could crush you right now if I so wish, but since you used to be one of my loyal minions, I'll let you off just this once.

*pins him to a tree telekinetically while a large guillotine blade appears, floating at level with his neck*

But every try anything like this again and I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A SWIRLING HURRICANE OF MISERY AND TORMENT THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN UPON THIS MORTAL PLANE BEFORE!

Do I make myself clear?


CBY: Very good. Plus one point.

[yeoman]

... Lets not. But I like your spirit. How would you like to join me and my dark Empire. You get health, dental, and 2 weeks paid vacation every year, as well as all the victims you can torture.

*a contract and pen appear floating before Trystenn* What do you say?


CBY: Offereing health, dental and vacation is always a good idea. It keeps your minions in top fighting shape. The contract is a nice theatrical touch. Plus two points.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

SHOW YOUR CREDENTIALS DEMON!!!

*prepares to do his thing*


...........*Blows Chrosis away with his Holy Cleric Aura (tm)*.


Bah, like a demon could posses me.

[Chrosis]

...........*Blows Chrosis away with his Holy Cleric Aura (tm)*.


Bah, like a demon could posses me.

...

ow.

*does his thing, but it's too long to keep posting over and over again so lets keep it as, "Chrosis' thing"*

[Stretch Dude]

SHOW YOUR CREDENTIALS DEMON!!!

*prepares to do his thing*

CHROSIS! STAND DOWN!

I appreciate your enthusiasm, soldier, but attacking Council members is a fast trip to fiery evisceration, understand?

[Chrosis]

CHROSIS! STAND DOWN!

I appreciate your enthusiasm, soldier, but attacking Council members is a fast trip to fiery evisceration, understand?

Yes, sir...

*sighs*

Wait... anyone here who isn't a council member?

[Phrozen]

The terms are that obviously, any act of violence commited against the Khazan forces or your forces by the opposing force immediately nulls the cease-fire. Second, any weapons being brought by any of the Khazan forces or yours into the former opposing land must have proper forums and early notice. To add on to that, they can only bring in firearms for what the Empire deems "acceptable purposes". To also add on to that, the empire will send troops to watch over the weapon soldiers, so they don't try to do anything dumb.

The time of this ceasefire would preferably be 3-5 months.

Now, what are your conditions?

Khazan forces will vacate the area of the Serene Republic of Neo Venice.

A 12 mile area around Neo Venice will be a ceasefire demilitarized zone.

The port of Neo Venice shall remain unblockaded and any Khazan vessels that come in for trade will be searched and contraban materials and weapons will be seized. Weapons can be allowed if they are approved by the Doge and Council of Neo Venice.

Trade relations between Neo Venice and Khazan will be normalized.

[Trystenn]

YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH THE ENEMY!? YOU SHALL DIE WITH THEM!!!

*gets ready to do his thing*
Hey man, i got a lead pipe, my gloves, and time to kill, so ready when you are.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Yes, sir...

*sighs*

Wait... anyone here who isn't a council member?


I'm not sure what council Stretch is referring to, but boy, did you make a wrong move....


*Excalibur appears in Cleric's hands as a white aura springs up around him*.


Are you ready for the pain, Black Knight of SO beatdown style?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Did I miss something, or are we at war with Phrozen?



Oh, Phrozen? How'ed that Special Nuke I give you workout for you? I've got mre advanced things, if you are interested.

[Chrosis]

I'm not sure what council Stretch is referring to, but boy, did you make a wrong move....


*Excalibur appears in Cleric's hands as a white aura springs up around him*.


Are you ready for the pain, Black Knight of SO beatdown style?

THE WRATH OF CHROSIS UPON YOU!!!

*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Cleric of Hell's Brigade*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*takes HALLS*

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Khazan forces will vacate the area of the Serene Republic of Neo Venice.

A 12 mile area around Neo Venice will be a ceasefire demilitarized zone.

The port of Neo Venice shall remain unblockaded and any Khazan vessels that come in for trade will be searched and contraban materials and weapons will be seized. Weapons can be allowed if they are approved by the Doge and Council of Neo Venice.

Trade relations between Neo Venice and Khazan will be normalized.

I see no problem with these terms. I will relay the terms to the other generals, then the Khazan forces will vacate the Serene Republic of Neo Venice, therefore starting the cease-fire.

[Anthony Johanson]

Did I miss something, or are we at war with Phrozen?



Oh, Phrozen? How'ed that Special Nuke I give you workout for you? I've got mre advanced things, if you are interested.

I just finished a cease-fire with Phrozen, so we are no longer at war. Lord help the person who tries to violate the terms of the cease-fire.

[Phrozen]

Did I miss something, or are we at war with Phrozen?



Oh, Phrozen? How'ed that Special Nuke I give you workout for you? I've got mre advanced things, if you are interested.

I haven't used it yet. It is supposed to be a EMP weapon then a real Nuke.

I need some nice and Romanesque static defenses.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I haven't used it yet. It is supposed to be a EMP weapon then a real Nuke.

I need some nice and Romanesque static defenses.


Hmm, I have some of those.


Care to take a look *Gestures to the third isle in his Shop*?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

THE WRATH OF CHROSIS UPON YOU!!!

*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Cleric of Hell's Brigade*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*takes HALLS*

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



......................*Tranq's Chrosis with enough sedatives to drop Godzilla and a chemical peptide that destroys all the HALLS in Chrosis system*.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I just finished a cease-fire with Phrozen, so we are no longer at war. Lord help the person who tries to violate the terms of the cease-fire.



Hmm, WHY were we at war with Phrozen to begin with?

[Phrozen]

Hmm, WHY were we at war with Phrozen to begin with?

The Doge doesn't know.

[Chrosis]

......................*Tranq's Chrosis with enough sedatives to drop Godzilla and a chemical peptide that destroys all the HALLS in Chrosis system*.

Damnit!

*wakes up*

COMM. BOARDING DEMON!!!

*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Cleric of Hell's brigade*

[Tami]

Hmm, WHY were we at war with Phrozen to begin with?

So then you need some diplomats and peace negotiator.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Damnit!

*wakes up*

COMM. BOARDING DEMON!!!

*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Cleric of Hell's brigade*


...........*Watches as Chrosis eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. himself due to the mind altering drugs that Cleric slipped into his system via that chemical peptide*.

[Trystenn]

Damnit!

*wakes up*

COMM. BOARDING DEMON!!!

*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Cleric of Hell's brigade*
*Puts hand on Chrosis' shoulder*
Thats enough kid, calm down.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The Doge doesn't know.



So, do you need any more weapons or defenses?


I've got some new Cobalt Bombs in, along with several new types of Nuke like bombs and various auto defense systems that you can put up throughout entire cities.

[Peter]

Right, so Yeo Day ended with everybody declaring war on each other.

Good job guys.

Oh, and Chrosis -- seriously, calm down. You're only new to this and that's okay, but after a *point*, we start to frown on this kind of stuff. Back it off.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Right, so Yeo Day ended with everybody declaring war on each other.

Good job guys.

Oh, and Chrosis -- seriously, calm down. You're only new to this and that's okay, but after a *point*, we start to frown on this kind of stuff. Back it off.


Hey Peter!


How are you?


I've got a couple interesting things in recently at the Shop. You might be interested in them.

[Trystenn]

Right, so Yeo Day ended with everybody declaring war on each other.

Good job guys.

Oh, and Chrosis -- seriously, calm down. You're only new to this and that's okay, but after a *point*, we start to frown on this kind of stuff. Back it off.
Wait isnt that the point of Yeo.

[Peter]

Hey Peter!

How are you?

I've got a couple interesting things in recently at the Shop. You might be interested in them.

Not too bad. What have you got for me? The last time you showed me something it was a forgery, though...

[Peter]

Wait isnt that the point of Yeo.

Yes, ergo I said, "good job guys".

[Trystenn]

Yes, ergo I said, "good job guys".
*Hugs Peter*
We did it! We can have a functional chat/RP thread!!!

[Peter]

*Hugs Peter*
We did it! We can have a functional chat/RP thread!!!

:)

I think Yeo Day was fairly successful, given the carnage left in its wake. What should we do know?

[Stretch Dude]

I'm not sure what council Stretch is referring to, but boy, did you make a wrong move....


*Excalibur appears in Cleric's hands as a white aura springs up around him*.


Are you ready for the pain, Black Knight of SO beatdown style?

Cleric, you're a member of our Council of Mages (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=2900960&postcount=1068), remember?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Not too bad. What have you got for me? The last time you showed me something it was a forgery, though...


:o :o Yes, sorry about that. I really thought it was the real deal.


Anyway, I've been thinking about how much you like Zords when I came across this in my travels *Points to a row of card keys, each one with an Zord scripted on it*


Each card key represents a Zord from all of the Power Rangers series. With these cards, you can summon any Zord to your aid instantly, even without morphing.


All you do is hold the card up and call out the Zord's name. Instantly, the card key with glow and said Zord will appear. You can de-summon them by holding the key card and saying "Return". They will then go back to where they were.

Interested in the set?


If not, I have one more thing to show you if you are interested.

[Trystenn]

:)

I think Yeo Day was fairly successful, given the carnage left in its wake. What should we do know?
Munch Day?


But i dont think we have nearly enough dwarves though...

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Cleric, you're a member of our Council of Mages (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=2900960&postcount=1068), remember?



Ahh.


That's what I get for not going back and paying attention.


Sorry about that. :o


Anyways, I'm more than happy to be a member. :) Thank you for the reminder.

[Stretch Dude]

Munch Day?


But i dont think we have nearly enough dwarves though...

If you want, I can use Mighty Strike on Chrosis if he gets out of line again. He'll regenerate, but the Mightyness will stunt his growth.

[Stretch Dude]

Ahh.


That's what I get for not going back and paying attention.


Sorry about that. :o


Anyways, I'm more than happy to be a member. :) Thank you for the reminder.

You're very welcome, Cleric. Now I'll step back and watch you visitate fiery evisceration on Chrosis for daring to strike you. :D

[Trystenn]

If you want, I can use Mighty Strike on Chrosis if he gets out of line again. He'll regenerate, but the Mightyness will stunt his growth.
Hmmmmm i dont think Chrosis would like that though.

[Anthony Johanson]

Hmm, WHY were we at war with Phrozen to begin with?

I think one of our General's tried to take over Phrozen's Neo Venice empire. Phrozen retaliated in self defense, and before you know it, a war began.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Cleric would be a natural for a Mage


Ahh, so it was you who put my name up for the Council!


I'm honored. *Bows his head in respect*.

[Phrozen]

So, do you need any more weapons or defenses?


I've got some new Cobalt Bombs in, along with several new types of Nuke like bombs and various auto defense systems that you can put up throughout entire cities.

Can I get a missile silo shaped like this bell tower?

http://www.hotels-venice.com/fotosanmarco.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

Hmmmmm i dont think Chrosis would like that though.

If he tries to attack one of his superiors again he'll be deserving it.

[Anthony Johanson]

Ahh.


That's what I get for not going back and paying attention.


Sorry about that. :o


Anyways, I'm more than happy to be a member. :) Thank you for the reminder.

Funny thing is, I stated you were on the mage's council. Did you forget to read one of my earlier replies? :D

[Peter]

Anyway, I've been thinking about how much you like Zords when I came across this in my travels *Points to a row of card keys, each one with an Zord scripted on it*

Each card key represents a Zord from all of the Power Rangers series. With these cards, you can summon any Zord to your aid instantly, even without morphing.

All you do is hold the card up and call out the Zord's name. Instantly, the card key with glow and said Zord will appear. You can de-summon them by holding the key card and saying "Return". They will then go back to where they were.

Interested in the set?

If not, I have one more thing to show you if you are interested.

Interested, but I don't really need them, I'm afraid.

The great thing about zords is that they're connected to Rangers via the power that the Rangers use. No matter where you in, no matter what time period or planet you're standing on, no matter what dimension you're in, if you summon them they'll come to you.

I remember once we were in a dimension that was cut off from ours, ergo, there was no link to the morphin' grid. The twelve of us could morph, but not do much else. And of course, the major supervillain had giant monsters at his disposal.

So, we summoned our zords, and when nothing happened, we spent a quarter of an hour desperately buying time.

"You see, fifteen minutes ago, we summoned our zords. Put the call out, across realities."

"But that's impossible, they can't reach you here..."

"Maybe, maybe not. Because for fifteen minutes, our zords have been smashing through reality after reality, tearing down the very walls that keep the multiverse separate in a desperate attempt to get to us. For fifteen minutes, they've been trying to physically break down the door to this world. And guess what?"

"What?"

*there comes an explosion and a sound like the end of the world. Above, cracks appear in the sky, like a mirror breaking, and huge blue pieces of the sky suddenly begin falling, revealing giant bright-coloured robots in the space beyond.

And if it's possible for giant robots to have feelings, these giant robots look pissed*

"They just succeeded."

You can guess what happened then.

:D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I think one of our General's tried to take over Phrozen's Neo Venice empire. Phrozen retaliated in self defense, and before you know it, a war began.


Allright, that's it.



I would really appreciate a list of ranks that we have here. I know about the Council now, but what about our Generals and the like?

[Peter]

Munch Day?

But i dont think we have nearly enough dwarves though...

Nah, Yeo Day is enough of a poster celebration. We need to do something cool and interesting.

[Trystenn]

If he tries to attack one of his superiors again he'll be deserving it.
Perhaps....

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

You're very welcome, Cleric. Now I'll step back and watch you visitate fiery evisceration on Chrosis for daring to strike you. :D


I already did.


I put mind altering drugs into his system when I tranqed him earlier. He thinks he's doing those things to me, when in reality, he's doing them to himself.


Pretty much lie what Kurama did to the Elder Toguro during the Sensui Storyline from Yu-Yu-Yakusho.

[Trystenn]

Nah, Yeo Day is enough of a poster celebration. We need to do something cool and interesting.
lol as if Munch isnt either of those.

[Anthony Johanson]

Allright, that's it.



I would really appreciate a list of ranks that we have here. I know about the Council now, but what about our Generals and the like?



Emperor of Khazan: Guts/Batman

Commander in Cheif: MunchKING

Generals: Stretch Dude, Sean McClain, Anthony Johanson

Mage Council:Peter, Tru, JCALL, Cleric

War Pigs: Super Samurai, Chrosis, Trystenn

Downtowners: None at the moment

[Stretch Dude]

Interested, but I don't really need them, I'm afraid.

The great thing about zords is that they're connected to Rangers via the power that the Rangers use. No matter where you in, no matter what time period or planet you're standing on, no matter what dimension you're in, if you summon them they'll come to you.

I remember once we were in a dimension that was cut off from ours, ergo, there was no link to the morphin' grid. The twelve of us could morph, but not do much else. And of course, the major supervillain had giant monsters at his disposal.

So, we summoned our zords, and when nothing happened, we spent a quarter of an hour desperately buying time.

"You see, fifteen minutes ago, we summoned our zords. Put the call out, across realities."

"But that's impossible, they can't reach you here..."

"Maybe, maybe not. Because for fifteen minutes, our zords have been smashing through reality after reality, tearing down the very walls that keep the multiverse separate in a desperate attempt to get to us. For fifteen minutes, they've been trying to physically break down the door to this world. And guess what?"

"What?"

*there comes an explosion and a sound like the end of the world. Above, cracks appear in the sky, like a mirror breaking, and huge blue pieces of the sky suddenly begin falling, revealing giant bright-coloured robots in the space beyond.

And if it's possible for giant robots to have feelings, these giant robots look pissed*

"They just succeeded."

You can guess what happened then.

:D

Truly badassedness suited for Lord of the Order, Peter. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Emperor: Guts/Batman

Commander in Cheif: MunchKING

Generals: Stretch Dude, Sean McClain, Anthony Johanson

War Pigs: Super Samurai, Chrosis (I think)

Downtowners: None at the moment

Downtroopers, thank you.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Can I get a missile silo shaped like this bell tower?

http://www.hotels-venice.com/fotosanmarco.jpg



I actually have one of those in store. Sign this paper form, and I can have it stored in this small sphere like object *points to object*. You then place the sphere where you want the silo, and one will appear once you hit the release button on this remote control *Hands the control to Phrozen*.



The silo will cost $1,250,000 dollars though, unless you want to barter/trade for it.

[Peter]

Emperor of Khazan: Guts/Batman

Commander in Cheif: MunchKING

Generals: Stretch Dude, Sean McClain, Anthony Johanson

War Pigs: Super Samurai, Chrosis (I think)

Downtowners: None at the moment

And apparently I'm lord of the Order, although I'm still not quite sure what that means :).

[Anthony Johanson]

Downtroopers, thank you.

Hey, I was remembering this from scratch, one is bound to make mistakes.

[Peter]

Truly badassedness suited for Lord of the Order, Peter. :D

What can I say?

I love my zords :D.

[Anthony Johanson]

And apparently I'm lord of the Order, although I'm still not quite sure what that means :).

You are the leader of the Mage's Council. At least thats what I think it means.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Interested, but I don't really need them, I'm afraid.

The great thing about zords is that they're connected to Rangers via the power that the Rangers use. No matter where you in, no matter what time period or planet you're standing on, no matter what dimension you're in, if you summon them they'll come to you.

I remember once we were in a dimension that was cut off from ours, ergo, there was no link to the morphin' grid. The twelve of us could morph, but not do much else. And of course, the major supervillain had giant monsters at his disposal.

So, we summoned our zords, and when nothing happened, we spent a quarter of an hour desperately buying time.

"You see, fifteen minutes ago, we summoned our zords. Put the call out, across realities."

"But that's impossible, they can't reach you here..."

"Maybe, maybe not. Because for fifteen minutes, our zords have been smashing through reality after reality, tearing down the very walls that keep the multiverse separate in a desperate attempt to get to us. For fifteen minutes, they've been trying to physically break down the door to this world. And guess what?"

"What?"

*there comes an explosion and a sound like the end of the world. Above, cracks appear in the sky, like a mirror breaking, and huge blue pieces of the sky suddenly begin falling, revealing giant bright-coloured robots in the space beyond.

And if it's possible for giant robots to have feelings, these giant robots look pissed*

"They just succeeded."

You can guess what happened then.

:D


Damn, that badass. Though, these cards stop any wait time for the Zords.


Anyways, would you like to see this next item? I think you'll really like it.

[Trystenn]

Emperor of Khazan: Guts/Batman

Commander in Cheif: MunchKING

Generals: Stretch Dude, Sean McClain, Anthony Johanson

War Pigs: Super Samurai, Chrosis (I think)

Downtowners: None at the moment
What would i be?

[Stretch Dude]

And apparently I'm lord of the Order, although I'm still not quite sure what that means :).

You're the head of the Council of Mages.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Funny thing is, I stated you were on the mage's council. Did you forget to read one of my earlier replies? :D



...............Maybe.


:o


Sorry about that.

[Peter]

You're the head of the Council of Mages.

Ah, right. Sorry. My mistake. I'll add it to my sig, so I don't forget.

[Stretch Dude]

What would i be?

I nominated you for the Council, but others believe you're better suited to be a War Pig. I forget whether or not we made a final decision.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Emperor of Khazan: Guts/Batman

Commander in Cheif: MunchKING

Generals: Stretch Dude, Sean McClain, Anthony Johanson

War Pigs: Super Samurai, Chrosis (I think)

Downtroopers: None at the moment

Thank you. :)


And Peter, Tru, JCAll and myself are Mages, correct?

[Peter]

Damn, that badass. Though, these cards stop any wait time for the Zords.

Anyways, would you like to see this next item? I think you'll really like it.

I know you'll always give me a good deal Cleric, so yeah. Hit me :).

[Phrozen]

I actually have one of those in store. Sign this paper form, and I can have it stored in this small sphere like object *points to object*. You then place the sphere where you want the silo, and one will appear once you hit the release button on this remote control *Hands the control to Phrozen*.



The silo will cost $1,250,000 dollars though, unless you want to barter/trade for it.

How about this> I pay you .75 million (750,000) and you get prime real estate in Neo Venice in the Merchants Quarter. Plus, I will get the guilds to give you cut rate prices on the manufacture of your goods?

[Anthony Johanson]

What would i be?

You have a choice of being part of the Mage's council (I think there are two positions left), a War Pig (heavy infantry), or a Downtrooper (regular grunts).

[Trystenn]

I nominated you for the Council, but others believe you're better suited to be a War Pig. I forget whether or not we made a final decision.
Ill be a War Pig if you guys dont mind, i mean im not much of a thinker.

[Trystenn]

You have a choice of being part of the Mage's council (I think there are two positions left), a War Pig (heavy infantry), or a Downtrooper (regular grunts).
I shall be a War Pig :)

[Anthony Johanson]

Thank you. :)


And Peter, Tru, JCAll and myself are Mages, correct?

That is correct.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

How about this> I pay you .75 million (750,000) and you get prime real estate in Neo Venice in the Merchants Quarter. Plus, I will get the guilds to give you cut rate prices on the manufacture of your goods?


Hmm, so I can set up one of my dimensional doorways in Neo Venice? SDaid doorway would open up to my shop.



I'll take it! *Makes the deal with Phrozen*. Enjoy your Silo, good sir. I will now go about attaching my dimensional doorway to my new quarters ala Howl's Moving Castle.

[Anthony Johanson]

I shall be a War Pig :)

Ok, I will add your name to the roster.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I know you'll always give me a good deal Cleric, so yeah. Hit me :).


Well, I made this especially for you. See, I wanted to thank you for Knighting me, so I made it for you by myself.


*Opens up one of his hidden vaults*.


You ready?

[Phrozen]

Hmm, so I can set up one of my dimensional doorways in Neo Venice? SDaid doorway would open up to my shop.



I'll take it! *Makes the deal with Phrozen*. Enjoy your Silo, good sir. I will now go about attaching my dimensional doorway to my new quarters ala Howl's Moving Castle.

Money is what makes Venice go round. Encouraging business to come here is the first priorty.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The MunchKING 227
Anthony Johanson 192
Stretch Dude 150
Sean McClain 138
JCAll 124
Trystenn 112
Guts/Batman 104
Peter 95
Chrosis 82
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 34
Captain Sarcasm 33
Trulyures 28
yeoman 27
Phrozen 22
The Dog 21
Super Samurai 18
Tami 7
EmmaFrost 6
Mike Smith 6
Gordon Smith 5
BigJayStudd 2
hitokiri_ 2
ocelotrevs 1
MKTerra 1
cheetahspencer 1
Darkwatch


About time I was back in the top twn.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Money is what makes Venice go round. Encouraging business to come here is the first priorty.


Indeed.


As always good sir, come back again so that we can do more business.

[Stretch Dude]

The MunchKING 227
Anthony Johanson 192
Stretch Dude 150
Sean McClain 138
JCAll 124
Trystenn 112
Guts/Batman 104
Peter 95
Chrosis 82
Cleric of Hell's Brigade 34
Captain Sarcasm 33
Trulyures 28
yeoman 27
Phrozen 22
The Dog 21
Super Samurai 18
Tami 7
EmmaFrost 6
Mike Smith 6
Gordon Smith 5
BigJayStudd 2
hitokiri_ 2
ocelotrevs 1
MKTerra 1
cheetahspencer 1
Darkwatch


About time I was back in the top twn.

And I'm still in the top three!

[Anthony Johanson]

And I'm still in the top three!

I think I can overtake the MunchKING in a few days from now.

[Chrosis]

Yeah, due to blatent complants at my... uh, over zealousness in my combat against the Comm. Boarders, I would like to... apologize?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Yeah, due to blatent complants at my... uh, over zealousness in my combat against the Comm. Boarders, I would like to... apologize?


..........*Un-tranq's Chrosis*.


No harm, no foul my friend. :)

[Trystenn]

Ok, I will add your name to the roster.
Thank you, cant go wrong with Black Sabbath.

[Anthony Johanson]

Thank you, cant go wrong with Black Sabbath.

Funny that, I have benn listening to Black Sabbath for the past 15 minutes now.

[Chrosis]

Funny that, I have benn listening to Black Sabbath for the past 15 minutes now.

Eh, I'm mixing Black Sabbath, Metallica, and Motorhead right now.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Well, I made this especially for you. See, I wanted to thank you for Knighting me, so I made it for you by myself.


*Opens up one of his hidden vaults*.


You ready?



*Pulls out a black box and opens the lid. Sitting on a black pillow is an Orange battleizer*.


It took me months to make this. It took even longer to adjust it to work for you and you only. It's powered by a rare, orange Jewel called Hanth, or, in English, Sundered Heaven. There is only one like it in all of the Multiverse, and it can only be found on Sen Prime, home world of the Cryckex civilization, who ruled over the Endari system of planets. But that was long past, and the planet has long since been dead.


Would you like to know what it can do?

[yeoman]

*Pulls out a black box and opens the lid. Sitting on a black pillow is an Orange battleizer*.


It took me months to make this. It took even longer to adjust it to work for you and you only. It's powered by a rare, orange Jewel called Hanth, or, in English, Sundered Heaven. There is only one like it in all of the Multiverse, and it can only be found on Sen Prime, home world of the Cryckex civilization, who ruled over the Endari system of planets. But that was long past, and the planet has long since been dead.


Would you like to know what it can do?


CBY: No thanks. I'm sure it will sell on the collector's market quite nicely.


:evilsmile

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

CBY: No thanks. I'm sure it will sell on the collector's market quite nicely.


:evilsmile


:eek:


................*Watches as CBY is blown away by the Jurian Energy forcefield around Peter, myself, and the battleizer*.


Sorry, sir. Normally I would never dream of even attempting to stand up against you without others backing me up, but this is specifically for Peter. I cannot allow you to take it.

Thankfully, Washu, Skuld, and Gina Diggers helped make the defense systems for my re-created Weapons Shop. No violence, other than what I allow, is permitted in my Shop. That includes theft.



I do, however, have several other items that might interest you. Would you like to see them, sir? *Bows*.

[yeoman]

:eek:


................*Watches as CBY is blown away by the Jurian Energy forcefield around Peter, myself, and the battleizer*.


Sorry, sir. Normally I would never dream of even attempting to stand up against you without others backing me up, but this is specifically for Peter. I cannot allow you to take it.

Thankfully, Washu, Skuld, and Gina Diggers helped make the defense systems for my re-created Weapons Shop. No violence, other than what I allow, is permitted in my Shop. That includes theft.



I do, however, have several other items that might interest you. Would you like to see them, sir? *Bows*.

CBY: Not within the store, eh? Well then, I should note I'm capable of lowering the property values of the surrounding area considerably. :evilsmile

[Anthony Johanson]

CBY: Not within the store, eh? Well then, I should note I'm capable of lowering the property values of the surrounding area considerably. :evilsmile

Great, a mass driver strike on the store.

[yeoman]

Great, a mass driver strike on the store.


CBY: No, no. That' protected. The surrounding mile however... not so much.

[Phrozen]

Great, a mass driver strike on the store.

That isn't happening.

[Anthony Johanson]

CBY: No, no. That' protected. The surrounding mile however... not so much.

I fail to see how that would affect the shop.

[Phrozen]

Great, a mass driver strike on the store.

That isn't happening.

[The Dog]

CBY: Seven points. You didn't fall for the trap of pursueing her, but just executing her is wasteful. You could ransom her to the hero, use her as bait, or, make clones of her to sell on foreign slave markets. Not only is it profitable, it messes with the hero's head.

CBY: You're at 26 points going into our final question. Now, question 5: So, dispite your perfectly laid plans, the heroes have managed to cobble together a victory out of luck and factors totally beyond your control. They've stopped your plans, and laid seige to your fortress and are at the doors to your inner sactum. How do you respond?

I calmly move over to my secret escape pod and enter it, using it to leave the room. No sense in risking my life when it would be more intelligent to escape and try again tomorrow.

That, and so I can set off the previously placed explosives to destroy the heroes. Sure, I lose my fortress, but I can always have another fortress built.

And should the heroes somehow survive the explosions, they'll more than likely believe I perished in the explosion, leaving me to begin my next evil plot unmolested.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

CBY: Not within the store, eh? Well then, I should note I'm capable of lowering the property values of the surrounding area considerably. :evilsmile



Indeed, you can. However sir, you being as intellegent as you are, won't do something like that. Besides sir, the surrounding area is nothing more than an illusion produced by my nano breaker machines.



Anyways, would you like to look at my stores goods? I believe we have the newest model of Mass Driver in.

[hitokiri_]

Eh, I'm mixing Black Sabbath, Metallica, and Motorhead right now.


and now you're going to listen to steps!!!!

[hitokiri_]

whats going on?

[The Dog]

whats going on?

Some kind of uber union thing going on. A bunch of boring, wannabe Knights of SO in my opinion, only needlessly complex with different rankings and such.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Some kind of uber union thing going on. A bunch of boring, wannabe Knights of SO in my opinion, only needlessly complex with different rankings and such.




I resent that statement.


I have never been a "wannabe" Knight. :(

[cheetahspencer]

Uber Union? Holy Muthah

[The Dog]

I resent that statement.


I have never been a "wannabe" Knight. :(

*crosses arms and taps foot on the floor*

Of course not. But since you're already a Knight, why join these people trying to recreate it, only doing it stupidly?

[Anthony Johanson]

Some kind of uber union thing going on. A bunch of boring, wannabe Knights of SO in my opinion, only needlessly complex with different rankings and such.

*sigh* Nevermind

[Phrozen]

Being a knight means that you have sworn fealty to another. I rather be independent. That is where the money is.

[The Dog]

*sigh* Nevermind

What is it? Are you going to try and convince me that this Council thing is an annoyingly complex waste of everyone's time?

[cheetahspencer]

it is it is
*Picks up crossbow*
money to the poor!

[Phrozen]

Rally to me ye old school Knights. I shall make you Freelancers.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

*crosses arms and taps foot on the floor*

Of course not. But since you're already a Knight, why join these people trying to recreate it, only doing it stupidly?


It's not that at all.


You're an Overlord of an entire Realm. That's pretty badass my friend. You have higher standing then most of us, myself included.

This, Union, or whatever it is, is merly some of us pooling our resourses to form our own Realm to rule (at least that's what I think it is).

I mean, Nemo, Yeo, Phrozen, You and Munch all have your own Realms to rule, and this is our smaller one to rule as a Council.


I think.


I'm still a small bit confused about it myself. :o

[Phrozen]

It's not that at all.


You're an Overlord of an entire Realm. That's pretty badass my friend. You have higher standing then most people.

This, Union, or whatever it is, is merly some of us pooling our resourses to form our own Realm to rule (at least that's what I think it is).

I mean, Nemo, Yeo, Phrozen, You and Munch all have your own Realms to rule, and this is our smaller one to rule as a Council.


I think.


I'm still a small bit confused about it myself. :o

Both SO Rome and Neo Venice are city state size. Very small.

[hitokiri_]

union?!

holy crap

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Rally to me ye old school Knights. I shall make you Freelancers.


No thanks.


We may not have the old Knight's of SO base anymore, and we may not Ralley as much, but we still serve our Master, Soap Operus, now and forever. That, my friend, will never change, no matter what happens.

[Peter]

Well, I made this especially for you. See, I wanted to thank you for Knighting me, so I made it for you by myself.

*Opens up one of his hidden vaults*.

You ready?

Ready as I'll ever be.

I do love surprises :).

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Both SO Rome and Neo Venice are city state size. Very small.


Be that as it may, you still have a higher "rank" or position then us, just like The Dog, Nemo, Yeo and Munch.

[cheetahspencer]

in 10 posts the apocalypse comes!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Ready as I'll ever be.

I do love surprises :).


*Pulls out a black box and opens the lid. Sitting on a black pillow is an Orange battleizer*.


It took me months to make this. It took even longer to adjust it to work for you and you only. It's powered by a rare, orange Jewel called Hanth, or, in English, Sundered Heaven. There is only one like it in all of the Multiverse, and it can only be found on Sen Prime, home world of the Cryckex civilization, who ruled over the Endari system of planets. But that was long past, and the planet has long since been dead.


Would you like to know what it can do?

[Anthony Johanson]

in 10 posts the apocalypse comes!

Your point being?

[Phrozen]

Be that as it may, you still have a higher "rank" or position then us, just like The Dog, Nemo, Yeo and Munch.

Only because I took it.

[Peter]

*Pulls out a black box and opens the lid. Sitting on a black pillow is an Orange battleizer*.

It took me months to make this. It took even longer to adjust it to work for you and you only. It's powered by a rare, orange Jewel called Hanth, or, in English, Sundered Heaven. There is only one like it in all of the Multiverse, and it can only be found on Sen Prime, home world of the Cryckex civilization, who ruled over the Endari system of planets. But that was long past, and the planet has long since been dead.

Would you like to know what it can do?

Wow. That's beautiful. And you know, I've never had a battlizer before.

Frankly, you had me at "orange". What does it do?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Only because I took it.


But we actively recognize your position.



That makes it valid and important.

[The Dog]

It's not that at all.


You're an Overlord of an entire Realm. That's pretty badass my friend. You have higher standing then most of us, myself included.

This, Union, or whatever it is, is merly some of us pooling our resourses to form our own Realm to rule (at least that's what I think it is).

I mean, Nemo, Yeo, Phrozen, You and Munch all have your own Realms to rule, and this is our smaller one to rule as a Council.


I think.


I'm still a small bit confused about it myself. :o

Well, its never a good thing if even the people involved can't explain what's going on.

[Phrozen]

But we actively recognize your position.



That makes it valid and important.

True, but I can let you on a secert. The Doge and the Emperor is only as powerful as his connections let him be. Reinessance and High Roman Empire politics are very fragile. You can be outmanuvered.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Wow. That's beautiful. And you know, I've never had a battlizer before.

Frankly, you had me at "orange". What does it do?



I'm glad you asked.


This battlizer allows you to copy any previous battlizer's powers you want. It also increases your strength and speed 20 fold more than your regular morphed form has.

But the thing that truley seperates it from the others is its ability to summon the legendary winged dragon, Tiamat, from its ancient slumber. Possesing firepower that rivals Serpentara, Tiamat will respond to you and you alone. Tiamat, while organic, can also shift into a Zord mode.



So, do you like it?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Well, its never a good thing if even the people involved can't explain what's going on.



That's true. :o :D


But that's only because I came in on the tail end if the discussions.


Anyway, perhaps I can be the liason to your Realm.

[hitokiri_]

But we actively recognize your position.



That makes it valid and important.

sez hu? :D

[Peter]

I'm glad you asked.

This battlizer allows you to copy any previous battlizer's powers you want. It also increases your strength and speed 20 fold more than your regular morphed form has.

But the thing that truley seperates it from the others is its ability to summon the legendary winged dragon, Tiamat, from its ancient slumber. Possesing firepower that rivals Serpentara, Tiamat will respond to you and you alone. Tiamat, while organic, can also shift into a Zord mode.

So, do you like it?

I am very, very impressed.

None of the MMPR team ever had a battlizer. Some of us picked up some power-ups along the way, but we were never given powered-up battlizer forms.

So not only can I use other battlizers (I'll probably stick with the Ninja Storm one, because that was teh bomb), but I get a dragon zord to go along with it.

Sick :D.

Thank you so much Cleric, this is fantastic.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

True, but I can let you on a secert. The Doge and the Emperor is only as powerful as his connections let him be. Reinessance and High Roman Empire politics are very fragile. You can be outmanuvered.



Hmm, while true, the f act of the matter is you do have the power currently. Anyways, with as cautious as you are, I doubt you'll be ousted anytime soon.

[Phrozen]

Hmm, while true, the f act of the matter is you do have the power currently. Anyways, with as cautious as you are, I doubt you'll be ousted anytime soon.

That depends. Try to rule to directly and I will be hanging with my legs broken. Think of it more as a collection of mafia dons running a city. That is pretty much what Venetian politics was like.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

sez hu? :D



True, true.


I should have siad a majority of us recognize his power. :)

[hitokiri_]

True, true.


I should have siad a majority of us recognize his power. :)

damn straight.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I am very, very impressed.

None of the MMPR team ever had a battlizer. Some of us picked up some power-ups along the way, but we were never given powered-up battlizer forms.

So not only can I use other battlizers (I'll probably stick with the Ninja Storm one, because that was teh bomb), but I get a dragon zord to go along with it.

Sick :D.

Thank you so much Cleric, this is fantastic.



And, it is free of any charge. *Hands the hand crafted box with the battlizer in it to Peter, then bows low in respect*.


Next to Tru's Light Hawk Wings that I made her, this is my finest creation. I am honored that it goes to one such as yourself.

[Phrozen]

True, true.


I should have siad a majority of us recognize his power. :)

I would rather like to be Philip Augustus then say Frederick Barbarossa.

[Anthony Johanson]

damn straight.

How you doing Hito?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

That depends. Try to rule to directly and I will be hanging with my legs broken. Think of it more as a collection of mafia dons running a city. That is pretty much what Venetian politics was like.



Ah, poor poor Ceaser. :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I would rather like to be Philip Augustus then say Frederick Barbarossa.



Hmm, interesting analogy.


Oh well, you have the power and we recognize it, so all is well.


Anyways, is the silo I gave you working out okay?

[Sean McClain]

I actually never meant for this to get so damned confusing. Lemme think about this for a sec. We could try organizing this into a realm-ish setup.

Khazan Realm, SO Kingdom, and all that jazz. Basically two kingdoms that work together and pool resources.

Give ideas . . . give them to MEEEEE!

[hitokiri_]

How you doing Hito?


hito is alive and amplified thank you very much.

[Phrozen]

Hmm, interesting analogy.


Oh well, you have the power and we recognize it, so all is well.


Anyways, is the silo I gave you working out okay?

Both of them built power, just one of them made it very hard for his successor to be successful.

It is sitting right next to the dockyards. The Engineers Guild is attaching a clock and bell system to it now.

[Guts/Batman]

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

*Wanders around* This place is strange...

Haven't read the last pages, I have been at work all night. But from what Sean just said...there are two Kingdom's now...?

Kinda like nWo Black and White/nWo Black and Red...?

[Anthony Johanson]

hito is alive and amplified thank you very much.

Cool, Im feeling rather negative at this point in time.

[Peter]

And, it is free of any charge. *Hands the hand crafted box with the battlizer in it to Peter, then bows low in respect*.

Next to Tru's Light Hawk Wings that I made her, this is my finest creation. I am honored that it goes to one such as yourself.

And I'm honoured to accept such a gift.

I've never had a battlized form before, but I'm gonna get my use out of this :).

And in my series, if I ever write my character getting a battlizer, the character who gives it to him will be named Cleric, that's a promise :).

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Both of them built power, just one of them made it very hard for his successor to be successful.

It is sitting right next to the dockyards. The Engineers Guild is attaching a clock and bell system to it now.



Coolness. :)


Hope to see it up and running soon.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

And I'm honoured to accept such a gift.

I've never had a battlized form before, but I'm gonna get my use out of this :).

And in my series, if I ever write my character getting a battlizer, the character who gives it to him will be named Cleric, that's a promise :).


*Bows again*

I would be honored.


I'm glad you like it, I really am. :)

[The MunchKING]

And I'm honoured to accept such a gift.

I've never had a battlized form before, but I'm gonna get my use out of this :).

And in my series, if I ever write my character getting a battlizer, the character who gives it to him will be named Cleric, that's a promise :).
PETER!!

You've been voting against Kool-aid man!!

I'm calling in my favor. Kool-aid Man for the win.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Well, now I must bid good night to you all.


May God watch over you as you sleep, and present dreams be your companion till you wake.



Night all. :)

[Sean McClain]

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

*Wanders around* This place is strange...

Haven't read the last pages, I have been at work all night. But from what Sean just said...there are two Kingdom's now...?

Kinda like nWo Black and White/nWo Black and Red...?
No, not like that. The two will actually work together.

Khazan itself will be a neutral city, shared between the two. Oh, and Dog, being the Evil Overlord, will run all the underworld operations in the city.

Suggestions . . . feed the BOX!

[hitokiri_]

Cool, Im feeling rather negative at this point in time.


i should also be, but if i keep wallowing myself in despair and pity, nothing good will happen. so im keeping my spirit up eventhough the situation is really crappy.

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, now I must bid good night to you all.


May God watch over you as you sleep, and present dreams be your companion till you wake.



Night all. :)

Goodnight Cleric. :D

[Peter]

PETER!!

You've been voting against Kool-aid man!!

I'm calling in my favor. Kool-aid Man for the win.

Then we're gonna have to have a problem, because I'm not backing Kool-Aid man for the win.

I'll lay off Kool-Aid man if you want to team-up against somebody else *coughPrimecough*, though.

[Anthony Johanson]

i should also be, but if i keep wallowing myself in despair and pity, nothing good will happen. so im keeping my spirit up eventhough the situation is really crappy.

I've learned it is much easier to wallow. But, I will try to follow your way of going through this situation.

[The MunchKING]

CBY: Question 2: Your fortress of evil, hidden or not, and explain your choice.

Oh not, definatly. Big Huge evil Castle with Legions of Evil Generic Thugs, probably some Golems and maybe a dragon or two. Maybe built on top of a Volcano. I want something that inspire FEAR in the hearts of the locals and stand as a giant symbol of my evil evilness.

Of course I don't LIVE there. I'm not Stupid. I'm chilling on a sunny beach home with an unlisted number in Maui.

[hitokiri_]

I've learned it is much easier to wallow. But, I will try to follow your way of going through this situation.

it is much easier to wallow. but no good things will happen.

look at the glass half full. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

it is much easier to wallow. but no good things will happen.

look at the glass half full. :D

I look at the glass as a glass and drink the contents in it. Unless it is something really icky. :D

[yeoman]

I calmly move over to my secret escape pod and enter it, using it to leave the room. No sense in risking my life when it would be more intelligent to escape and try again tomorrow.

That, and so I can set off the previously placed explosives to destroy the heroes. Sure, I lose my fortress, but I can always have another fortress built.

And should the heroes somehow survive the explosions, they'll more than likely believe I perished in the explosion, leaving me to begin my next evil plot unmolested.

CBY: Very good. Nine points. A perfect score would have been for also opening a portal to some netherworld under the fortress and/or collapseing it into the earth, therefore increasing the unlikely hood of the heroes surviing or the base being raided for tech by others.


CBY: That leaves you with 38 points. Very well, here is your standard Evil Overlord Diploma and membership card.

[The MunchKING]

CBY: Question 3: Death Rays, pro or con, and explain.As Personell weapons: Cool, but best if I have the Override to all of them being used by my Legions of Doom, so as to stop Annoying Heros from ganking one of my soliders and taking it.

As Obital City Busting weapons: Serious poits for style, but only for use on the hardest resisting Targets and Last Bastions of Freedom. They tend to be too hard on the land, and if I don't have Some DAMN fine grapes being fed to me by my nubile harem while I sip a Pina Colada, I'm going to get annoyed.

[hitokiri_]

I look at the glass as a glass and drink the contents in it. Unless it is something really icky. :D

shit happens. eat it. :D

[Guts/Batman]

No, not like that. The two will actually work together.

Khazan itself will be a neutral city, shared between the two. Oh, and Dog, being the Evil Overlord, will run all the underworld operations in the city.

Suggestions . . . feed the BOX!

Oh...

So have I been deposed...?

[The MunchKING]

*Any occuping Empire officers are found the next day twisting in the wind with their legs broken.*
*commander in Chief MunchKING conciders more forcefull Annexation*

[The MunchKING]

Peter has plenty of hardware capable of stopping mass drivers -- most of them giant humanoid robots, coincidently enough -- he just doesn't know very many spells. At all.

Then why are you running the Mage Council??

Magic backfires. Robots don't.

*Holds up a disk Labeld Windows ME*

care to bet? ;)

[yeoman]

Then we're gonna have to have a problem, because I'm not backing Kool-Aid man for the win.

I'll lay off Kool-Aid man if you want to team-up against somebody else *coughPrimecough*, though.


Peter, do *not* mess with Prime.

[Anthony Johanson]

shit happens. eat it. :D

I would rather not eat shit, but something that I could eat that is equaly unpleasent, however, I will eat it.

[Sean McClain]

Oh...

So have I been deposed...?
Dammit, no.

While Khazan is the capital city of the Omniversal Empire, it is considered a neutral city where both the Generals and the SO Knights can intermingle and co-exist.

And you are still the official ruler of the Khazan Empire of the Omniverse, but Dog will run the criminal operations within the city itself.

[The MunchKING]

CBY: Six points. You're still way to indo this random destruction of the innocent for it's own sake. All that does it get the heroes dander up. Now chaos for it's own reward, that's something else.

CBY: Question 4, second to last question: The hero's girlfriend has been captured, you are by her looks and impressed by her mentally. What is your course of action?


Flirt with her, reveal the location of my newest "Superweapon" and then release her. WHen Hero arrives with his ragtag band, activate the giant Super Duper Bomb. That was put there for just such a purpose.

And All flirting, plan-reaveling, Interrogations, etc. Is to Be done in the Lair of Evil, not my Maui house. ;)

[Peter]

Then why are you running the Mage Council??

I was just elected.

And like all elections, it happened irregardless of whether or not the person in question is actually suited for the job ;).

*Holds up a disk Labeld Windows ME*

care to bet? ;)

Yeah, you'll keep that thing away from my zords, thank you very much.

Besides, I have a battlizer now. As I said, magic backfires, cold steel doesn't.

[Peter]

Peter, do *not* mess with Prime.

I haven't *yet*, but I don't want to break my alliance with Munchy, but I also don't want to see Kool-Aid Man win.

Ergo, I'm in a lose/lose here.

[hitokiri_]

I would rather not eat shit, but something that I could eat that is equaly unpleasent, however, I will eat it.

life's a bitch. slap it. :D

[The Dog]

CBY: Very good. Nine points. A perfect score would have been for also opening a portal to some netherworld under the fortress and/or collapseing it into the earth, therefore increasing the unlikely hood of the heroes surviing or the base being raided for tech by others.


CBY: That leaves you with 38 points. Very well, here is your standard Evil Overlord Diploma and membership card.

*Takes the Overlord Diploma and membership card before bowing*

I thank you CBY. I shall not bring discrace to the title of Overlord. And now that I'm certified, dignified, and bonafied, I have one last thing to do... The Overblown Evil Entrance Signifying My Offical Overlord Status! Allow me to just start it up.

*Disappears with a sweep of my obsidian cape*

[The MunchKING]

Then we're gonna have to have a problem, because I'm not backing Kool-Aid man for the win.

I'll lay off Kool-Aid man if you want to team-up against somebody else *coughPrimecough*, though.


Fine you put him back at where he was before you started voting him down, and I'll take out Prime.

[Anthony Johanson]

life's a bitch. slap it. :D

Depends on the *****.

[Guts/Batman]

Dammit, no.

While Khazan is the capital city of the Omniversal Empire, it is considered a neutral city where both the Generals and the SO Knights can intermingle and co-exist.

And you are still the official ruler of the Khazan Empire of the Omniverse, but Dog will run the criminal operations within the city itself.

Ahhhh...

Good to know I haven't been deposed. A crime is....a necessary fact of life within the city so it's not all bad.

[Peter]

Fine you put him back at where he was before you started voting him down, and I'll take out Prime.

He was at 27 before we started going after him, and not all of those points was from me!

No, I don't like that deal. What else you got?

[The MunchKING]

CBY: You're at 26 points going into our final question. Now, question 5: So, dispite your perfectly laid plans, the heroes have managed to cobble together a victory out of luck and factors totally beyond your control. They've stopped your plans, and laid seige to your fortress and are at the doors to your inner sactum. How do you respond?

Teleport away leaving a Bigazz bomb in it's place. Yeah it probably won't get any of them if they've been lucky so far, but hey. Live to fight another day and all that.

But as my last Gambit in this campaign, the Bomb explodes when the LED reads "30". ;)

[The MunchKING]

He was at 27 before we started going after him, and not all of those points was from me!

No, I don't like that deal. What else you got?
Well, I just meant the points you took off him... That's all.

[The MunchKING]

I just finished a cease-fire with Phrozen, so we are no longer at war. Lord help the person who tries to violate the terms of the cease-fire.


What if it's revoked by ahigher up??

[The MunchKING]

Munch Day?


But i dont think we have nearly enough dwarves though...
Clever.

That was actually clever. I won't kill you over it. THIS time...

[The MunchKING]

I think I can overtake the MunchKING in a few days from now.
Only if I hadn't come back.

[The MunchKING]

Being a knight means that you have sworn fealty to another. I rather be independent. That is where the money is.
Fictional Knight. We don't have to abide by Archaic laws of fuedalism...

[yeoman]

Fine you put him back at where he was before you started voting him down, and I'll take out Prime.


Munchy, back off. Prime's the only thing keeping that thread from being an absolute joke. Kool-aid man is the only other thing appoaching Pantheon worthy there.

[Anthony Johanson]

What if it's revoked by ahigher up??

What would be the strategic advantage in doing that? War isn't always about utilizing superior forces to beat the heck out of the opponent. Sometimes its letting the opponent bring up their own buisnesses and area. As a hypothetical, let the area grow that way, then when they are about to reach the height, we take it down. Thereby, we have immediate resources and the ability to hold the area until permanent changes can be made.

[The MunchKING]

I was just elected.

And like all elections, it happened irregardless of whether or not the person in question is actually suited for the job ;).

Touche!



Yeah, you'll keep that thing away from my zords, thank you very much.

Besides, I have a battlizer now. As I said, magic backfires, cold steel doesn't.


Cold steel, maybe not.

Computers? Always at the worst possible time. ;)

[Anthony Johanson]

Only if I hadn't come back.

It only serves to inspire me to work harder.

[The MunchKING]

What would be the strategic advantage in doing that? War isn't always about utilizing superior forces to beat the heck out of the opponent. Sometimes its letting the opponent bring up their own buisnesses and area. As a hypothetical, let the area grow that way, then when they are about to reach the height, we take it down. Thereby, we have immediate resources and the ability to hold the area until permanent changes can be made.


I was less concerned with the strategic importance of the area than you setting yourself up as the unilateral arbitrater of Foriegn policy and I believe "Lord Help" whomever goes against it.

[Guts/Batman]

Clever.

That was actually clever. I won't kill you over it. THIS time...

Killing doesn't sound bad...It could be worse.

[hitokiri_]

It only serves to inspire me to work harder.


work is for wimps. real men slack all the time.

[The Dog]

*Disturbed's "Fear" begins to seemingly play from the very air itself within the heart of the capital of Khazan as the ground shakes. Buildings fall and crumble to the ground as great fissures billowing black smoke and red flame rip the earth asunder. From these fissures, countless succubi, incubi, cenobites, burning Balrog-like beasts, and other horrible monstrocities pour forth unto the street, standing in straight lines not unlike a well-trained army as the song playing changes to another Disturbed song, this time "Stricken"*

Army of demons: He who shall plunge the world into an everlasting night, with no hope of ever seeing the light of day again is coming. Tremble in fear, for it is He who is the bringer of darkness, the master of sin, the ruler of hate. Evil is his plaything for him to do with as he pleases. He shall destroy all his enemies for he is Overlord Dog, Ruler of Hell.

*Suddenly large burning pyres rise forth from the ground as well as large pikes covered in jagged spikes, the mutilated corpses of many an innocent victim speared on them. In front of the army, an intricate obsidian throne rises from the ground, seated upon it a man dressed in dark armor, a cape made from the very fabric of reality clinging to his shoulders.*

Overlord Dog: Hello all.

Army of demons: He's here.

[The Dog]

Ahhhh...

Good to know I haven't been deposed. A crime is....a necessary fact of life within the city so it's not all bad.

Overlod Dog: Yes, and its not like you could really stop me from bringing prostitution, gambling, and drug use into the Khazan if I really wanted to, could you?

[yeoman]

*Disturbed's "Fear" begins to seemingly play from the very air itself within the heart of the capital of Khazan as the ground shakes. Buildings fall and crumble to the ground as great fissures billowing black smoke and red flame rip the earth asunder. From these fissures, countless succubi, incubi, cenobites, burning Balrog-like beasts, and other horrible monstrocities pour forth unto the street, standing in straight lines not unlike a well-trained army as the song playing changes to another Disturbed song, this time "Stricken"*

Army of demons: He who shall plunge the world into an everlasting night, with no hope of ever seeing the light of day again is coming. Tremble in fear, for it is He who is the bringer of darkness, the master of sin, the ruler of hate. Evil is his plaything for him to do with as he pleases. He shall destroy all his enemies for he is Overlord Dog, Ruler of Hell.

*Suddenly large burning pyres rise forth from the ground as well as large pikes covered in jagged spikes, the mutilated corpses of many an innocent victim speared on them. In front of the army, an intricate obsidian throne rises from the ground, seated upon it a man dressed in dark armor, a cape made from the very fabric of reality clinging to his shoulders.*

Overlord Dog: Hello all.

Army of demons: He's here.

*"Instruments of Destruction" begins playing.*

CBY: AHEM! Wrong song.

*"Too Legit" begins playing.*

*CBY pushes a buttonon his remote. There is a far off explosion. He pushes another button. "Duel of the Fates" begins."

CBY: I need to get a better sound guy.

[Anthony Johanson]

I was less concerned with the strategic importance of the area than you setting yourself up as the unilateral arbitrater of Foriegn policy and I believe "Lord Help" whomever goes against it.

Y'see, I was concerned at that time that a certain rumbler was going to cause some major trouble at the time, seeing as he was trying to maim everyone within sight. This would have caused unneeded violence, like what was happening with the war currently going on. I felt that it was bad for buisness,bad for this slab of land, among other things, so I decided to make a cease-fire. I realize that what I did was not in my control, and if a higher up did null it, there is nothing I could do about it. As for the Lord Help comment, it was just for a bit more punch, is all.

[The Dog]

*"Instruments of Destruction" begins playing.*

CBY: AHEM! Wrong song.

*"Too Legit" begins playing.*

*CBY pushes a buttonon his remote. There is a far off explosion. He pushes another button. "Duel of the Fates" begins."

CBY: I need to get a better sound guy.

*Holds out a business card*

Overlord Dog: Here, try the company I use. They've survived 30 years in the competitive business of supplying Overlords with entrance music without one "incurred wrath of Overlord"-related fatality.

[Anthony Johanson]

work is for wimps. real men slack all the time.

I guess I am a wimp then. I guess I will also not make any effort to change that.

[Phrozen]

*Disturbed's "Fear" begins to seemingly play from the very air itself within the heart of the capital of Khazan as the ground shakes. Buildings fall and crumble to the ground as great fissures billowing black smoke and red flame rip the earth asunder. From these fissures, countless succubi, incubi, cenobites, burning Balrog-like beasts, and other horrible monstrocities pour forth unto the street, standing in straight lines not unlike a well-trained army as the song playing changes to another Disturbed song, this time "Stricken"*

Army of demons: He who shall plunge the world into an everlasting night, with no hope of ever seeing the light of day again is coming. Tremble in fear, for it is He who is the bringer of darkness, the master of sin, the ruler of hate. Evil is his plaything for him to do with as he pleases. He shall destroy all his enemies for he is Overlord Dog, Ruler of Hell.

*Suddenly large burning pyres rise forth from the ground as well as large pikes covered in jagged spikes, the mutilated corpses of many an innocent victim speared on them. In front of the army, an intricate obsidian throne rises from the ground, seated upon it a man dressed in dark armor, a cape made from the very fabric of reality clinging to his shoulders.*

Overlord Dog: Hello all.

Army of demons: He's here.

Just don't do that in Neo Venice. Opening a hole on an island tends to put out fire very quickly. Ya know, the Ocean and all.

Edit: and the fines would be massive.

[Guts/Batman]

Overlod Dog: Yes, and its not like you could really stop me from bringing prostitution, gambling, and drug use into the Khazan if I really wanted to, could you?

Malevolent Dictator Guts:No...I suppose not.

[Phrozen]

"Citizens of Neo Venice, the Doge and council has issued this proclamation: The citizenry of Neo Venice must arm itself. Though we have concluded a peace treaty with the Khazan Empire, it will not last long since the Empire is greedy for Neo Venice's wealth. Therefore the Doge and Council along with the major guild leaders have come up with a plan to strengthen the Republic's defenses. If these defenses are breached we need the citizenry to be able to defend themselves."

[The MunchKING]

The MunchKING would like to issue a statement that there is NO proof that the aledged Pirate bands attacking and looting Neo Venices Shipping are actually privateers snctioned by my Empire and led by my wife. None whatsoever.

[Phrozen]

The MunchKING would like to issue a statement that there is NO proof that the aledged Pirate bands attacking and looting Neo Venices Shipping are actually privateers snctioned by my Empire and led by my wife. None whatsoever.

The Doge and Council of Neo Venice would like to condemn the smuggling of Contraban materials into Munch's land. Any merchants doing this will be fined a hefty sum. In additon he Doge and Council condemn the looting of unescorted ships of Munchy's Kingdom.

[Guts/Batman]

Been meaning to ask but is Munchy's board integrated into the Empire as a result of this or is there an alliance?

[Anthony Johanson]

Been meaning to ask but is Munchy's board integrated into the Empire as a result of this or is there an alliance?

I'm guessing it is the latter.

[The MunchKING]

Been meaning to ask but is Munchy's board integrated into the Empire as a result of this or is there an alliance?
Nope. We're just doing our own thing.

[Guts/Batman]

I'm guessing it is the latter.

Sounds about right to me. Munch would never let his Empire intigrate with another empire unless it was taken over by force...

...and I don't see that happening. Especially since he controls the waters more or less.

[The MunchKING]

Sounds about right to me. Munch would never let his Empire intigrate with another empire unless it was taken over by force...

...and I don't see that happening. Especially since he controls the waters more or less.
ANd the skies...

[Guts/Batman]

Nope. We're just doing our own thing.

Aha...

I see. Neither allied nor aggressively attacking New Venice or my Empire...

[Trystenn]

ANd the skies...
So what does owning the sky do? I mean do you just write your name in it with clouds or something?

[Guts/Batman]

ANd the skies...

And the skies...?

Damn...

[The MunchKING]

So what does owning the sky do? I mean do you just write your name in it with clouds or something?
yeah more or less...

You've seen cloud Writers right? Something like that.

[Anthony Johanson]

Aha...

I see. Neither allied nor aggressively attacking New Venice or my Empire...

So should we fire the first blow at New Venice or let them have the first shot?

[The MunchKING]

And the skies...?

Damn...
The Pirates I was mentioning? Air-Pirates.

And I do have the Imperial Air Force. I mean THAT many Airships ought to be able to handle some Pirates.

Through in a few Dragons, and all's Munchy's.