Downtown Khazan: Black Hole! [Archive] - Page 79

Tommy

01-17-2007, 10:22 AM

Yay for bad porn acting! The plot is that one guy and his boyfriend tell this other guy that his girlfriend found a new guy. And now all three are making out! I esspecialy loved the bit with the one guy crying.

Chou Blaster

01-17-2007, 10:22 AM

Ummmm.. Damn.

:Cleaves SPdiey for good measure and burns body to ashes.:

Spider69

01-17-2007, 10:23 AM

Holy crap!!!

Im so sorry.... you guys...my com was acting up....i try ta se if i can fix that.....

ok ummmm i cant delete them......
sooooo....my bad....:o :o :o :o

Spider69

01-17-2007, 10:25 AM

Ummmm.. Damn.

:Cleaves SPdiey for good measure and burns body to ashes.:

ok....seeing how i just wasted a intire page....i'll leave that alone.....

Tommy

01-17-2007, 10:27 AM

*sends out his minion Apollo to take care of the Spidey Situation*

Spider69

01-17-2007, 10:31 AM

*sends out his minion Apollo to take care of the Spidey Situation*

and what situation is that...?

Tommy

01-17-2007, 10:38 AM

and what situation is that...?

You are building forces upon the edges of my territory. That is an act of agression and you shall be delt with!

Spider69

01-17-2007, 10:44 AM

You are building forces upon the edges of my territory. That is an act of agression and you shall be delt with!

Oh those...naaa
Those are just a few of my FLawless clones that ran a stray....
go head take 'em out....i got plenty more of them.....

MaxofSteel

01-17-2007, 10:55 AM

*reattaches head with yarn*

Yea um, why don't you just keep those clones of yours in check there Spidey 'Kay?

Now if you don't mind, I'm going to head out and take a couple of sponge baths with Nurse Watson.

I mean, some nurse completely unrelated to Spider-Man...

Spider69

01-17-2007, 11:03 AM

hitokiri_

01-17-2007, 11:04 AM

yeah that wont be for a while Cleric...
I have Blessed on my Myspace i can contact him and tell him what going on....

yo since you've wasted a complete page. add me up at your myspace.

viva_la_vega@yahoo.com

Spider69

01-17-2007, 11:05 AM

yo since you've wasted a complete page. add me up at your myspace.

viva_la_vega@yahoo.com

.......:o ...yeah..about that....:o ...i said i was sorry!!:o

Tommy

01-17-2007, 11:09 AM

I am officially declaring myself monarch of the western bloc.

Kahnno6

01-17-2007, 12:37 PM

Chou Blaster

01-17-2007, 12:40 PM

DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!!!

*Kahn flies in out of nowhere striking a brutal blow on Chou in the name of '05 crew*

HA!! You all thought I was dead and gone! Little did you know that I have been training for the upcoming battle!!!

(oh, and before you ask, I will be posting regarding the real reason for my absense and the resurrection of Pangea in the Pangea thread shortly)

KAHN!!!!!!!!!!

:As he gets up.: Welocme bakc man!

:Laughes: So you wanna play by Rock Lee rules/ THen I'l l fight, by Hokuto SHinken rules!

:As his Nil suit is torn off.:

biggsdacat

01-17-2007, 12:41 PM

15 in a row. Gotdam! That has got to be a record.

Sharpandpointies

01-17-2007, 12:54 PM

(oh, and before you ask, I will be posting regarding the real reason for my absense and the resurrection of Pangea in the Pangea thread shortly)

Heya! Good to see you back!

*goes back to hiding*

Kahnno6

01-17-2007, 01:02 PM

Heya! Good to see you back!

*goes back to hiding*

Thanks for the warm welcome! Don't hide! I think us '05ers can take this!!

Now, as for you, Chou...

*turns to Chou, getting into his fighting stance and motioning for him to come*

Sharpandpointies

01-17-2007, 01:04 PM

Thanks for the warm welcome! Don't hide! I think us '05ers can take this!!

KAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!

.....

Oh, crap. *sighs* Might as well.

*wanders out covered in blades and spikey bits from his CBR Christmas presents*

Lemme at 'em! I'll fall on someone, or something....

Guts/Batman

01-17-2007, 02:31 PM

Yep. That's the gist of it.

Soooooooooooo not working...

Guts/Batman

01-17-2007, 02:35 PM

HEY!:mad:

*continues to munch on some cookies*

Mmmm! Cookie-licious!

Well, when you make yourself a villain to one half of the board, you add some quality points to your side...

Guts/Batman

01-17-2007, 02:39 PM

Holy crap!!!

Im so sorry.... you guys...my com was acting up....i try ta se if i can fix that.....

How many times did you click the "Post reply" button...:D

Tommy

01-17-2007, 02:47 PM

I spit in your face!

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 02:47 PM

:Cue CHou, who tear shis shirt off by flexing, Kenshiro style, punches Spdiey, Punches Chop To, they die via heade xplosion, and then lfits their bodies by wrist, akni to clubs.:

"Who wants some!?"

:Tosses Chop's bod into crowd of 05, and uses SPdiey as a club.:

Ohhhhh maaaaaaaaan!!! I'm dead before I even reach here.:D

Eternal Torment

01-17-2007, 02:50 PM

Hell, I'd love to be able to write 1/200 as well as Adrian!

Quoted for truth.

Guy1

01-17-2007, 02:50 PM

Ohhhhh maaaaaaaaan!!! I'm dead before I even reach here.:D

That was actually a different Spidey. As for you.. *Runs up and kicks Spidey-Kid1 into the sun* Been waiting to do that.

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 02:53 PM

HA!! That was one of my many Falwless Clones!!!!
Ha!! Silver Ranger of SO......

God i miss using those.....

:Cue CHou, who tear shis shirt off by flexing, Kenshiro style, punches Spdiey, Punches Chop To, they die via heade xplosion, and then lfits their bodies by wrist, akni to clubs.:

"Who wants some!?"

:Tosses Chop's bod into crowd of 05, and uses SPdiey as a club.:

Ohhhhhh!!!! You meant him!!!! I'm still alive!!!!!

I go with guys response. I do good, but get killed. Speed will only get me so far. I just remembered I'm a teenager. As fast as I am, I know for a fact (or am pretty sure) that I am not faster than ever grownup here. Curse you childhood!!!!!! Accually, I like my childhood, but I am moving out of my moms house at age 18, so I have a childhood for 4 more years. I move out a couple of months after highschool. Grow up to be a millionair, and become batdick. Kidding. I am aiming for a good job and an academics honors dimploma though.

Then I will revive this thread and destroy you all!!!!:evilsmile :p :D

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 02:54 PM

That was actually a different Spidey. As for you.. *Runs up and kicks Spidey-Kid1 into the sun* Been waiting to do that.

Ohhhhhh!!!! You meant him!!!! I'm still alive!!!!!

I go with guys response. I do good, but get killed. Speed will only get me so far. I just remembered I'm a teenager. As fast as I am, I know for a fact (or am pretty sure) that I am not faster than ever grownup here. Curse you childhood!!!!!! Accually, I like my childhood, but I am moving out of my moms house at age 18, so I have a childhood for 4 more years. I move out a couple of months after highschool. Grow up to be a millionair, and become batdick. Kidding. I am aiming for a good job and an academics honors dimploma though.

Then I will revive this thread and destroy you all!!!!:evilsmile :p :D

Curses!!! I was so close!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......!!! !!

kain5252

01-17-2007, 02:58 PM

*Booze bottle's get destroyed by the fight*

Oh course you know... this means genocide!

*pulls out a sword and a Reality/Fiction busting gun*

Tiss a good day to die

*charges into the crowd*

Guy1

01-17-2007, 03:00 PM

*Booze bottle's get destroyed by the fight*

Oh course you know... this means genocide!

*pulls out a sword and a Reality/Fiction busting gun*

Tiss a good day to die

*charges into the crowd*

*Absentmindedly smacks Kain5252 into a wall.* Oh, sorry. Didn't see you there. *Fires off a nuke.*

kain5252

01-17-2007, 03:02 PM

*Absentmindedly smacks Kain5252 into a wall.* Oh, sorry. Didn't see you there. *Fires off a nuke.*

You dare attack another 06 member! Heretic! *turns Guy1 into Jar Jar Binks*

Guy1

01-17-2007, 03:03 PM

You dare attack another 06 member! Heretic! *turns Guy1 into Jar Jar Binks*

*Reverses it* I said I didn't see you there. Also I wasn't aiming the nuke at you, or aiming it at all actually. I just wanted to shoot one off.

Guts/Batman

01-17-2007, 03:03 PM

*Absentmindedly smacks Kain5252 into a wall.* Oh, sorry. Didn't see you there. *Fires off a nuke.*

Not that I care because a nuke is very low end here in terms of danger, but where are you shooting that nuke?

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 03:16 PM

You dare attack another 06 member! Heretic! *turns Guy1 into Jar Jar Binks*

Wait a second......I'M AN 06 MEMBER TOO!!!!

*gains the power of silver surfer and flys from the sun.*

*turns Kain back and turns guy into jar jar blinks and then throws guy into the sun*

MY REVENGE IS FINAL!!!!!

Eternal Torment

01-17-2007, 03:17 PM

By myself, I can slaughter all of the 2007s. I can take several of the 2005s out and survive against a 2004. It'll only do a minor amount of damage, but I'm doing the Brutal God Project on MunchKING.

Guy1

01-17-2007, 03:23 PM

Wait a second......I'M AN 06 MEMBER TOO!!!!

*gains the power of silver surfer and flys from the sun.*

*turns Kain back and turns guy into jar jar blinks and then throws guy into the sun*

MY REVENGE IS FINAL!!!!!

*Teleports back, completely fine.* Okay, Okay, I'm sorry. Happy?
By the way, did you get my PM Spidey?

Demon King Psycho

01-17-2007, 03:27 PM

My hand glows with an awesome power! It tells me to defeat you!

*Grins mischievously*

Did I say defeat? I come from the EGS Mayhem boards. We don't defeat an opponent; we simply humiliate them.

*Transgender self, then precedes to do so to everyone else, regardless of year*
Hazaa! Another EGS reader!

....But crap, if you're gona TG everyone, then I gotta pull out my own schtik.

*starts zapping everyone in sight, turning people into randomly speciesed Anthromorphic versions of themselves*

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 03:30 PM

*Teleports back, completely fine.* Okay, Okay, I'm sorry. Happy?
By the way, did you get my PM Spidey?

Oh yeah!!! Sorry. Getting to it.:D

Eternal Torment

01-17-2007, 03:30 PM

Prepare to feel the joy of annihilation! *accelerates entropy in the area*

Nik Hasta

01-17-2007, 03:43 PM

In the name of '06...

*Powers up slightly, dimensional fabric of the immediate multiverse begins to shake ominously. Planets fall apart, galaxies implode, upper cosmics promptly do whatever passes for crapping themselves and L-Sama nervously crosses her legs but look vaguely hopeful.*

BRING IT ON!

*Gets KTFO'd by Knightosis... again*

Chou Blaster

01-17-2007, 03:44 PM

Prepare to feel the joy of annihilation! *accelerates entropy in the area*

"Are you trynnig t o make me sneeze!?"

:Punches him SO hard, makes a TIem Disortion Field, as TIme is scrabled, breaks na dhits him so hard, he dies 7 times in a row, back to back to back, as body falls over.:

Announcer; Fatal Ko!

Winner; "Chou."

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 03:59 PM

Guts/Batman

01-17-2007, 04:27 PM

I have one thing to say to Dark Mr. Fantastic:

FUCK YOU!!!

choptop

01-17-2007, 05:13 PM

i dont see one 07 member? did i kill um all?:evilsmile

choptop

01-17-2007, 05:18 PM

Thats going to leave a mark right there. *does the cosmic moonwalk which tips the favor in the 2004ers favor*

no way!! Omega Beam's Kamen Rider Luffy out of the CBR universe.

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 05:27 PM

What was that a tickle? *Reflects the beam back at Choptop with no effort* And you're already dead. *cue Choptop being atomized into billions of little pieces then chopped up into nothingness*

Froggy

01-17-2007, 06:07 PM

Ohhhhhh!!!! You meant him!!!! I'm still alive!!!!!

I go with guys response. I do good, but get killed. Speed will only get me so far. I just remembered I'm a teenager. As fast as I am, I know for a fact (or am pretty sure) that I am not faster than ever grownup here. Curse you childhood!!!!!! Accually, I like my childhood, but I am moving out of my moms house at age 18, so I have a childhood for 4 more years. I move out a couple of months after highschool. Grow up to be a millionair, and become batdick. Kidding. I am aiming for a good job and an academics honors dimploma though.

Then I will revive this thread and destroy you all!!!!:evilsmile :p :D

wow youre younger than me :(, I gotta move out in two years, get mah scholarship on, and then get a sweeta** job

God_of_Awesome

01-17-2007, 06:11 PM

Delete Please

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 06:14 PM

wow youre younger than me :(, I gotta move out in two years, get mah scholarship on, and then get a sweeta** job

Cool. Your a junior?

What really sucks is that I most likely won't have internet for a while when I move out so I will disappear from the forums for a couple of years, besides the occasional checkup at the library.

God_of_Awesome

01-17-2007, 06:23 PM

*GoA unsheathes the Bat of Awesome. It is a golden club with AWESOME clearly written on its side*

Bat of Awesomeness
+9 against Evil entities, +9 against non-Good Lawful entities
Special Abbilities: TF-Bat; Roll d10; 1 - Unorginality (Flip coin; H: Turn target into cat girl in school girl uniform - T: Turn target into amazon squirrel girl), 2 - Mythos Virus, 3 - Anime Character, 4 - Pokemon, 5 - Something to do with your username (If name has no theme, switch to 6), 6 - Something wierd, 7 - Something Awesome, 8 - Sea Creature, 9 - Cake (Flip coin; H: Beef, T: Cheese), 0 - Dungeons and Dragons (Flip Coin; H: DM's Wrath, T: become DND Class)
Note; The BoA is capable of undoing all transformations.

*Gay Boyfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjnPv5igtA) begins playing in the background*

O_o

*GoA turns around and begins franticly gesturing to an unseen presence. "Gay Boyfriend" stops and Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRU_0GHLV7E) begins to play instead*

kain5252

01-17-2007, 06:23 PM

Why does this entire battle/war/whatever remind me of Red vs Blue?

Mr.Writer

01-17-2007, 06:42 PM

Huh. I have the power to kill any being with cheap power 8 or above though my very existance. Sorry guys, I think the forum population just got cut in half.;)

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 06:46 PM

Huh. I have the power to kill any being with cheap power 8 or above though my very existance. Sorry guys, I think the forum population just got cut in half.;)

Hell ya!!!! Your on my team!!!

2006 kicks ass!!!!

Froggy

01-17-2007, 06:51 PM

Cool. Your a junior?

What really sucks is that I most likely won't have internet for a while when I move out so I will disappear from the forums for a couple of years, besides the occasional checkup at the library.thanks

yea its alright, football season gets a annoyingass schedule tho, witht he weight lifting junk and whatnot.//;,.

I mean who WANTS to practice more than ONCE a day?

MaxofSteel

01-17-2007, 06:52 PM

Hell ya!!!! Your on my team!!!

2006 kicks ass!!!!

*Throws fist in the air*:D

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 06:54 PM

*Throws fist in the air*:D

Oh yeah!! I even got Maxofsteel!!!!!! Eat that new and older members!!!!

Froggy

01-17-2007, 07:00 PM

*Throws fist in the air*:D

O SHIT WE GOT THE MAX OF STEEL!

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

choptop

01-17-2007, 07:39 PM

What was that a tickle? *Reflects the beam back at Choptop with no effort* And you're already dead. *cue Choptop being atomized into billions of little pieces then chopped up into nothingness*

you cant kill me i have a Lazarus Pit. i did start the war so i can seiz all of the CBR territory so i cant be killd now Surrender or i well annihilat you. (pulls out a sword.)

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 08:02 PM

*yawns* Cliche. *snaps his fingers and Anvil falls on Choptop*

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:07 PM

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 08:10 PM

*whacks Spidey with Slappy Squirrel's anti reality warping dynamite thus causing Spidey to lose said powers* Yup they are pretty new I will give them that. *Stuffs Dynamite down Spidey and choptop's throat and kabooms the two sky high* Now thats Comedy.

Chou Blaster

01-17-2007, 08:12 PM

Gets powers of a reality warper.

1. Takes all non-06's abilities to think away.

2. Takes all non-06's powers away.

3. Blinks all non-06's out of CBR reality.

06 WINS!!!!

Can't say I didn't see it comming though!

:D :p :evilsmile

Oh yeah!!!!

1. Blinks back Choptop.

2. Also drops anvil on head.

3. Blinks em' away again.

06 WINS!!!!

:in Relaity it was all a gibbering dream as SPdiey Kid was being shifted to CLeric's hospital, droolnig and wide eyed.:

"We Won, we won."

Chou: Lets just say, I hav elearned tricks forma certain "Dream." Relaity and eprception ar emy bitches now.

Devon C.

01-17-2007, 08:12 PM

This avy is a guy what goes by the name of Klubba. Can anyone guess why they call him that?

Edit: Guts, tell that to The Key in Justice League Heroes, too.

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:15 PM

Becomes deadpool and heals.:p

Turns to Luffy.

"I now have the ability to break the fourth wall. I already read what happens next. But I forgot."

Everyone on the planet disappears except Luffy and planet detonates blowing Luffy sky high!

"Oh yeah! How can I forget that? Not there's comedy!"

kain5252

01-17-2007, 08:15 PM

:in Relaity it was all a gibbering dream as SPdiey Kid was being shifted to CLeric's hospital, droolnig and wide eyed.:

"We Won, we won."

Chou: Lets just say, I hav elearned tricks forma certain "Dream." Relaity and eprception ar emy bitches now.

*Gets bored and pulls out another bottle of booze*

That was interesting.

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 08:16 PM

*walks out unphased* I'm sorry did you say something? *pokes Spidey on the Forehead* Already dead, Desu. *cue Spidey's head exploding and the universe going with him*

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:18 PM

:in Relaity it was all a gibbering dream as SPdiey Kid was being shifted to CLeric's hospital, droolnig and wide eyed.:

"We Won, we won."

Chou: Lets just say, I hav elearned tricks forma certain "Dream." Relaity and eprception ar emy bitches now.

Wow....I didn't think there was anyway to turn around what I did besides ignoring it. I'm impressed....

But you haven't seen the last of.......um......Spidey-kid1!!!!!!

Tami

01-17-2007, 08:18 PM

*walks out unphased* I'm sorry did you say something? *pokes Spidey on the Forehead* Already dead, Desu. *cue Spidey's head exploding and the universe going with him*

The '04s just sit back and watch as the '05s, '06s and '07s decimate each other. Once the carnage is over, we will step in and wipe out the survivours.

Chou Blaster

01-17-2007, 08:19 PM

*Gets bored and pulls out another bottle of booze*

That was interesting.

THank you very much. I try to bbei iamgnative at times.

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:20 PM

*walks out unphased* I'm sorry did you say something? *pokes Spidey on the Forehead* Already dead, Desu. *cue Spidey's head exploding and the universe going with him*

You just destroyed everyone on the CBR forums including you teamates and the rest of the universe. Hope you happy!!!!!!!:evilsmile :D

But you haven't seen the last of.......um......Spidey-kid1!!!!!!:evilsmile :D

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 08:22 PM

*dust clears to reveal anti blast barrier around chou and all the other 2004ers* You were saying? *yawns* Oy someone switch with me for a bit, these newcomers have no bite. *floats in the air eating altoids*

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:22 PM

Something just came to mind. I know (or think) there where people here before the 04's, (etc...). Aren't there any 99's or lower?

kain5252

01-17-2007, 08:23 PM

You just destroyed everyone on the CBR forums including you teamates and the rest of the universe. Hope you happy!!!!!!!:evilsmile :D

But you haven't seen the last of.......um......Spidey-kid1!!!!!!:evilsmile :D

You insult us.

To think a mear explosion or whatever would kill the rest of us. *Shakes head*

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:25 PM

The '04s just sit back and watch as the '05s, '06s and '07s decimate each other. Once the carnage is over, we will step in and wipe out the survivours.

THank you very much. I try to bbei iamgnative at times.

*dust clears to reveal anti blast barrier around chou and all the other 2004ers* You were saying? *yawns* Oy someone switch with me for a bit, these newcomers have no bite. *floats in the air eating altoids*

Ok. Not cool. Luffy, I was going at. Chou and Luffy, harder. Now you have Tami? Not cool!!! I seriously need Cleric, or Sharker, or Maxofsteel over here!!!

Chou Blaster

01-17-2007, 08:30 PM

Something just came to mind. I know (or think) there where people here before the 04's, (etc...). Aren't there any 99's or lower?

Most of the 04 cast ARE said people, as the board suffered a crash, deleting accounts and threads and we had to re-type stuff.

Me/ I was Leviathan before the crassh, after it i switched names to mess with their heads.

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:30 PM

You insult us.

To think a mear explosion or whatever would kill the rest of us. *Shakes head*

You know what? Your right!!!!!

As the hospital explodes and short sercuits everything, it zaps Spidey-kid1 back to reality! He looks around and see's everything (that would be there considering there is no universe.

06 rules!!!!

I then blinked away all 05's and 07's. The 04 where proving to be a challenge but nothing more!!!!!

MaxofSteel

01-17-2007, 08:31 PM

I seriously need Cleric, or Sharker, or Maxofsteel over here!!!

*Flies in*

What's up?

*Surveys the situation*

Sheesh! This fight is still going on?

*Snaps random non-06er's neck*

NEXT!:cool:

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:32 PM

Most of the 04 cast ARE said people, as the board suffered a crash, deleting accounts and threads and we had to re-type stuff.

Me/ I was Leviathan before the crassh, after it i switched names to mess with their heads.

Oh. Um. Wow. That means that there are like9 times more people for 04 than any other year.... I'll have to work harder.

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 08:33 PM

....*rewrites reality so that Spidey gets a kick me sign stuck to him* Alright Hulk Hogan you know the drill. *Cue Spidey getting a Piledriver followed by a kick across the Galaxy* Hulkamania is running wild again.

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:34 PM

*Flies in*

What's up?

*Surveys the situation*

Sheesh! This fight is still going on?

*Snaps random non-06er's neck*

NEXT!:cool:

I may be 13 posts late, but congrats on you 1000th post man,:D

Chou Blaster

01-17-2007, 08:34 PM

You know what? Your right!!!!!

As the hospital explodes and short sercuits everything, it zaps Spidey-kid1 back to reality! He looks around and see's everything (that would be there considering there is no universe.

06 rules!!!!

I then blinked away all 05's and 07's. The 04 where proving to be a challenge but nothing more!!!!!

Umm, you DO know that was Cleric's hospital you just blew up right/

And he does have a Infite power sourc,e the Matrix of leadership.. Riiiight!?

: Ducks and covers at CLerics well own rage epxlosion, not a pretty sight, by a long shot.:

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:36 PM

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:38 PM

Umm, you DO know that was Cleric's hospital you just blew up right/

And he does have a Infite power sourc,e the Matrix of leadership.. Riiiight!?

: Ducks and covers at CLerics well own rage epxlosion, not a pretty sight, by a long shot.:

Um.....as Cleric walks in....

*points at Luffy for blowing up the universe*

Luffy. Run for you life.

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 08:38 PM

Huh? *Smacks Hulk and Chuck Norris back with the Michael Jackson Cosmic moonwalk* Boring. *rolls Spidey into a basketball and Slam dunks him into the sun* Ole! *points to Cleric's hospital in the barrier* I'm always prepped.

Chou Blaster

01-17-2007, 08:39 PM

I then heal using my deadpool abilities and get the one person that can match Hogan. Or the two people!:D

Hulk and Chuck Norris!!!!!!

They then, after a struggle, become victorious over Hogan and then Knock Luffy back and fourth through the universe faster than the Runner runs through the universe!!!

You do know i killed Hul Hogan and CHuc Noris ding the top of my power. RIGHT!?

RIGHT!?

Remember me!?

:Tears CHucks leg off and kicks him with it.:

kain5252

01-17-2007, 08:39 PM

I then heal using my deadpool abilities and get the one person that can match Hogan. Or the two people!:D

Hulk and Chuck Norris!!!!!!

They then, after a struggle, become victorious over Hogan and then Knock Luffy back and fourth through the universe faster than the Runner runs through the universe!!!

Deadpool level regen?

*turns into Mickey Goldmill*

Come on Rocky, ya can do better then that!!

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 08:43 PM

You do know i killed Hul Hogan and CHuc Noris ding the top of my power. RIGHT!?

RIGHT!?

Remember me!?

:Tears CHucks leg off and kicks him with it.:

You killed Chuck Norris and Hulk hogan.....O_O.

Talks out another line of defence.....

"Mr. T gonna wiiiin, foo!!!!"

Froggy

01-17-2007, 08:49 PM

kain5252

01-17-2007, 08:58 PM

Well I guess I should help out my team in some way..

*Thinks up an attack to use against the 04's*

Oh I know!

*Ahem* GO team! I have complete confidence that most of you will die!

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 09:02 PM

*from out the rubble walks a glowing green amphibian on two legs*

"RIBBIT"! (Froggy is back, and badder than ever BIOTCHES!)

"BACON CHEDDAR FRY ASSAULT! and blasts a group of 05'ers and 04'ers with energy fries

*Brocolli nullifies the Energy fries* Remember Kids always eat your veggies. *Cue Energy Veggies being fired upon the 2005, 2006, and 2007ers*

Tami

01-17-2007, 09:02 PM

*from out the rubble walks a glowing green amphibian on two legs*

"RIBBIT"! (Froggy is back, and badder than ever BIOTCHES!)

"BACON CHEDDAR FRY ASSAULT! and blasts a group of 05'ers and 04'ers with energy fries

The Survivours of the Great Crash regenerate immediately, while the remainder of the '04s create a blast shield out of their combined post scores to deflect the attack.

Chou Blaster

01-17-2007, 09:03 PM

You killed Chuck Norris and Hulk hogan.....O_O.

Talks out another line of defence.....

"Mr. T gonna wiiiin, foo!!!!"

Mr. T!!

Do you love.. MILK!?

:A she hodls ot a cup o fmik.:

T: Thank you Turkey Chou. :Drinks, falls asleep.:

"That gag works every time.

:Take shis bling and claims it.:

"Ohh yeah, never was this souped up.

Froggy

01-17-2007, 09:08 PM

DRATS! MY JUNKFOOD ARSENAL SHALL HAVE TO BE EMPTIED OUT EARLY!

GUMMY WORM BARRAGE!!!!!!!!!

*millions of energy gummy worms fly out, wriggling and saying Blammo*

kain5252

01-17-2007, 09:10 PM

*Brocolli nullifies the Energy fries* Remember Kids always eat your veggies. *Cue Energy Veggies being fired upon the 2005, 2006, and 2007ers*

*Puts on a WW2 helmet*

Incoming Fiber Products!!

*Brocolli phases through as if wasnt there*

Hmm..

*Dresses up like General Patton*

Men! this will be a food fight that the Omniverse has never seen the likes of. Prepare the patatoe's!

Chou Blaster

01-17-2007, 09:11 PM

DRATS! MY JUNKFOOD ARSENAL SHALL HAVE TO BE EMPTIED OUT EARLY!

GUMMY WORM BARRAGE!!!!!!!!!

*millions of energy gummy worms fly out, wriggling and saying Blammo*

:They bounce off T's BLing and Cho u speaks.:

"Froggy, Buddy, you do not got to do this, you ma ynot win, but do not get yourself killed.

I mean Cleric made himsel fnetrual for crying out loud.

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 09:11 PM

*cue Energy Apples and Oranges acting as shields to dissipate the Gummi Worms* Junkfood doesn't fly. *smacks Froggy with a Broccoli bat* Fore!!

Spidey-kid1

01-17-2007, 09:19 PM

Goodnight everyone. Headin to bed!:)

And as for one last assault.....Gainst the power of eneru and obliterrates and burns all o4's.

Also...

I then disappear to an alternate plain of reality. I'll be back tommorrow to finish this....

You have not seen the last of......um........Spidey-kid1!!!!
Now thats where the theme music starts.

choptop

01-17-2007, 09:21 PM

1. Blinks back Choptop.

2. Also drops anvil on head.

3. Blinks em' away again.

06 WINS!!!!

you Blinks me back just to kill me you'r a bad bad man hit's Kamen Rider Luffy and spidey-kid W
Aunt May's vase next get's the Reality gem and rewrites reality so all 04's r now 05's.

Froggy

01-17-2007, 09:22 PM

*cue Energy Apples and Oranges acting as shields to dissipate the Gummi Worms* Junkfood doesn't fly. *smacks Froggy with a Broccoli bat* Fore!!

"But chou i GOTTA FIGHT maan, its in MAH BLOOD, I HAVE TO REPRESENT O shiiiiiiii says froggy as he sees the broccoli bat................
*AAAAAAAAGH* as he gets knocked schwaay up into the air and falls on his feet

"well, THAT was a suprise, im not going down to no HEALTH FOODS!!!!!!!!!!!

SPRITE SODA SLAM! *a gigantic sprite bottle-mech appears with a godzilla roar* GO GO SPRITE BOT! OBEY YOUR THIRST..........FOR BLOOD!!!!!!!!:mad:

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 09:23 PM

Chou Blaster

01-17-2007, 09:24 PM

kain5252

01-17-2007, 09:28 PM

you Blinks me back just to kill me you'r a bad bad man hit's Kamen Rider Luffy and spidey-kid W
Aunt May's vase next get's the Reality gem and rewrites reality so all 04's r now 05's.

Hmm? *deflects the lightning* Wow a new surge of Energy for my lightbulb. *puts lantern down* Typical day, that and I was bored. *sits around and relaxes while deflecting the sprite Soda with Healthy Lemon Juice* Health Foods or bust. :D

"But chou i GOTTA FIGHT maan, its in MAH BLOOD, I HAVE TO REPRESENT O shiiiiiiii says froggy as he sees the broccoli bat................
*AAAAAAAAGH* as he gets knocked schwaay up into the air and falls on his feet

"well, THAT was a suprise, im not going down to no HEALTH FOODS!!!!!!!!!!!

SPRITE SODA SLAM! *a gigantic sprite bottle-mech appears with a godzilla roar* GO GO SPRITE BOT! OBEY YOUR THIRST..........FOR BLOOD!!!!!!!!:mad:

:And Ts chaisn asborb ENeru's power.; "No pitiufl Deivl rit Owner can defat Chou now!"

Its only to bad that I already know who's going to win this little battle.

And no, its not the 04's or Great Crash survivors.

Froggy

01-17-2007, 09:42 PM

Hmm? *deflects the lightning* Wow a new surge of Energy for my lightbulb. *puts lantern down* Typical day, that and I was bored. *sits around and relaxes while deflecting the sprite Soda with Healthy Lemon Juice* Health Foods or bust. :D *parries with Ma Kent's Vase* Doom comes in handy sometimes.

GAAH CURSE YOU AND YOUR HEALTH FOODS! A KID NEEDS HIS JUNKFOOD ONCE IN A WHILE! I CALL IN.......................THE RAY LEWISBOT 4000! HE BREAKS LEGS FOR A LIVING!

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-17-2007, 09:49 PM

Tommy

01-17-2007, 09:51 PM

*smashes Froggy's face with a frying pan*

Froggy

01-17-2007, 09:56 PM

*Calls in the Composite Michael Jackson Robot* And this is the Jackson Bot he has moon walks which blows up solar systems. *seconds later the Ray Lewisbot 4000 explodes due to the Awesome exploding moonwalk*

"Eject! MOTHERFUCKING EJECT OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING NFL BOT!"

"I......I may have lost not one, but TWO robots, but i still have.......................THIS! THE INTERDIMENSIONAL QUANTUM DEFRIBULATOR KIRBY TECH STRAWBERRY!

EAT IT NOW MOTHERSUCKER AND FEEL THE PAIN OF SUPERIMPOSED FRUITS

Anthony Johanson

01-17-2007, 11:23 PM

*peeks from under met hat* You all dead yet?

MaxofSteel

01-18-2007, 06:26 AM

*peeks from under met hat* You all dead yet?

.............Yes.

*Scurries off*

Kahnno6

01-18-2007, 07:30 AM

*peeks from under met hat* You all dead yet?

hmmm, why do all of my fellow 05'ers use the run and hide strategy?!

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 10:13 AM

Edit: Guts, tell that to The Key in Justice League Heroes, too.

The Key was only slightly annoying for me. Granted I never played it on hard mode, since my oldest brother borrowed it from me.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 10:25 AM

hmmm, why do all of my fellow 05'ers use the run and hide strategy?!

Because it is the best against the 04s...

They have everything needed to win. Even the best of us 05s, it is not possible to fight against the 04s.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 10:32 AM

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 10:38 AM

Ok. Not cool. Luffy, I was going at. Chou and Luffy, harder. Now you have Tami? Not cool!!! I seriously need Cleric, or Sharker, or Maxofsteel over here!!!

Cleric is 06? I thought he was before...

hitokiri_

01-18-2007, 10:46 AM

I have one thing to say to Dark Mr. Fantastic:

FUCK YOU!!!

nobody likes a sore loser guts.

hitokiri_

01-18-2007, 10:47 AM

This avy is a guy what goes by the name of Klubba. Can anyone guess why they call him that?

Edit: Guts, tell that to The Key in Justice League Heroes, too.

nope. jlh is really easy compared to the mua.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 11:03 AM

nobody likes a sore loser guts.

Eh...

I can handle the hate. It's being able to beat Ben, Sue and Johnny relatively easily but not being able to beat Mr. Fantastic 4 on 1 without losing two guys easily because of his Propeller Arm melee attack.

On hard, I can never advance to the first checkpoint against Doom with my full group. I think I'm just going to have go back and level my guys up.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 11:04 AM

nope. jlh is really easy compared to the mua.

"Normal" on both games are relatively easy. UA "Normal" is really easy mostly.

hitokiri_

01-18-2007, 12:48 PM

Eh...

I can handle the hate. It's being able to beat Ben, Sue and Johnny relatively easily but not being able to beat Mr. Fantastic 4 on 1 without losing two guys easily because of his Propeller Arm melee attack.

On hard, I can never advance to the first checkpoint against Doom with my full group. I think I'm just going to have go back and level my guys up.

you need to ranged attacks on the dark f4. though i must say, i threw the controller once out of sheer frustration.

Spidey-kid1

01-18-2007, 01:33 PM

Cleric is 06? I thought he was before...

I always thought Cleric was 06!!!! I'll check the profile once he signs on.

Anthony Johanson

01-18-2007, 01:44 PM

Running and hiding usuallly works best. It is hard to fight against the 04'ers, so I decide to leave myself intact. Digressing, whoever had the bright idea of reality warping: I've been doing that for a while. Therefore

*uses the power fo No-Sell via Reality Warping, due to the fact that the methat no-sold the original Warping blasts*

Anthony Johanson

01-18-2007, 01:45 PM

Cleric is 06? I thought he was before...

He was a 2005'er.

Kholdhearted

01-18-2007, 01:49 PM

06 FTW suckers!!!!!

Besides, with me here how can we lose!?:evilsmile :p

Chou Blaster

01-18-2007, 01:51 PM

06 FTW suckers!!!!!

Besides, with me here how can we lose!?:evilsmile :p

:Cue CHou Speed BLitzing in, with thousands of grene afte riamges, a she poeks khold in the head.:

" Sleep."

:As Khold fell asleep.:

"I am gtting tried of this mruderin,g so I'lls tart using no lethal means.

kain5252

01-18-2007, 01:54 PM

:Cue CHou Speed BLitzing in, with thousands of grene afte riamges, a she poeks khold in the head.:

S"leep."

:As Khold fell asleep.:

"I am gtting tried of this mruderin,g so I'lls tart using no lethal means.

*Continues to float in the air and drink booze*

Such sportsmanship. To bad for Khold though..

MaxofSteel

01-18-2007, 02:05 PM

*Continues to float in the air and drink booze*

Hey can I have a sip o' some of that booze? It goes great with Gorilla burgers!

Eternal Torment

01-18-2007, 02:08 PM

Time to even this up! *omniversal buster proof barrier separates the arena in half* The 2006s will fight the future, while the 2005s take on the past. Then, when the two fodders are dead, the shield will drop and the 2006s will fight the 2004s.

kain5252

01-18-2007, 02:11 PM

Hey can I have a sip o' some of that booze? It goes great with Gorilla burgers!

Sure *tosses a bottle*

MaxofSteel

01-18-2007, 02:14 PM

Sure *tosses a bottle*

Mmmm. Booze-a-licious!

MaxofSteel

01-18-2007, 02:25 PM

*shrugs* Call me a wuss if you want, but that's why I always play my games on either easy to normal (tops).

Hard modes are for anyone looking to pop a blood vessel IMO.

biggsdacat

01-18-2007, 02:26 PM

I punch miboruhunter and kholdhearted in the face, team 06 implodes taking every other team with us. Draw.

Eternal Torment

01-18-2007, 02:28 PM

We are waiting for RPGs to be posted.

Chou Blaster

01-18-2007, 02:41 PM

I punch miboruhunter and kholdhearted in the face, team 06 implodes taking every other team with us. Draw.

Riiiight or so you think!

:As Bigacat. Got the same treatment as Spidey kid, jus tin a looney hat and taken away by white coats.:

Anthony Johanson

01-18-2007, 02:54 PM

The MunchKING

01-18-2007, 03:18 PM

Hah. Now enters one of the Legends from the Second Age.

*makes Macho poses*

You n00bies can start surrendering now.

The MunchKING

01-18-2007, 03:22 PM

Hah. Now enters one of the Legends from the Second Age.

*makes Macho poses*

You n00bies can start surrendering now.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 03:26 PM

06 FTW suckers!!!!!

Besides, with me here how can we lose!?:evilsmile :p

Quite easily really...

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 03:34 PM

06 FTW suckers!!!!!

Besides, with me here how can we lose!?:evilsmile :p

Quite easily really...

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 03:37 PM

Fodder you say? You underestimate me.

Agreed. And shouldn't it be 2004 vs. 2007, and 2005 vs. 2006 if we are seeding the four right, correct?

choptop

01-18-2007, 03:39 PM

Hah. Now enters one of the Legends from the Second Age.

*makes Macho poses*

You n00bies can start surrendering now.

ok us 05 06 and 07's r F$#Kt now! look's like 04's wen.................:(

kain5252

01-18-2007, 03:44 PM

Agreed. And shouldn't it be 2004 vs. 2007, and 2005 vs. 2006 if we are seeding the four right, correct?

Does it matter. The others die all the same.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 03:45 PM

This is exactly what I have been the entire time.

It would even get more unfair if we let unmentionables in for this fight...

Anthony Johanson

01-18-2007, 03:45 PM

Hah. Now enters one of the Legends from the Second Age.

*makes Macho poses*

You n00bies can start surrendering now.

Surrendering gets me nowhere. So, I decline.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 03:48 PM

Does it matter. The others die all the same.

You cannot convince me of this.

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-18-2007, 03:58 PM

"Eject! MOTHERFUCKING EJECT OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING NFL BOT!"

"I......I may have lost not one, but TWO robots, but i still have.......................THIS! THE INTERDIMENSIONAL QUANTUM DEFRIBULATOR KIRBY TECH STRAWBERRY!

EAT IT NOW MOTHERSUCKER AND FEEL THE PAIN OF SUPERIMPOSED FRUITS

*puts it in a sundae* ......So bored.

The MunchKING

01-18-2007, 03:58 PM

ok us 05 06 and 07's r F$#Kt now! look's like 04's wen.................:(

Bah. I was around LONG before 04.

The MunchKING

01-18-2007, 03:59 PM

Surrendering gets me nowhere. So, I decline.

Fighting me will only get you one thing...

"Dead"

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 04:03 PM

you need to ranged attacks on the dark f4. though i must say, i threw the controller once out of sheer frustration.

I know...That's exactly what I do. But Mr. Fantastic is just so...stretchy. Even if you do try to get away he stretches his arms and hits you. Plus, if you stay in range, he uses the Propeller Arm attack and if you aren't guarding you die pretty quickly.

I have Iron Man up to about 400 in damage with his Plasma attack. Cap does about 150 damage when he throws his shield and hits. Thor's Hammer Throw is pretty up there in power. Iceman can do about 300+ damage with Polar Explosion...

Just makes me so frustrated. I'm just thankful that there are two checkpoints in that fight.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 04:05 PM

*shrugs* Call me a wuss if you want, but that's why I always play my games on either easy to normal (tops).

Hard modes are for anyone looking to pop a blood vessel IMO.

The thing is for UA and X-Men series is though, you won't get to see how badass the guys can be by the end. For example, in UA, for hard you get 5 more levels of ability when you play it.

I so cannot wait to see who I get for beating it on Hard.

MaxofSteel

01-18-2007, 04:08 PM

The thing is for UA and X-Men series is though, you won't get to see how badass the guys can be by the end. For example, in UA, for hard you get 5 more levels of ability when you play it.

I so cannot wait to see who I get for beating it on Hard.

True. Yea I heard about the extra leveling up on Hard mode. I might give it a try when I beat it on normal.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 04:18 PM

True. Yea I heard about the extra leveling up on Hard mode. I might give it a try when I beat it on normal.

Normal is pretty damned easy, I think. I went through it pretty easy. Then again, that kinda depends on your ability to play the game, and which line ups you use.

Some groups are better against certain enemies than others.

I stuck with virtually the same group unless some were "resting". I got to about level 45 by the time I beat Normal. That was after I had leveled up, going through the many simulations.

Heh. I'm thinking about starting over on Hard just to get my guys 10 more levels. My XP levels to get new levels is up about 250,000 at this point. Or I can just use Adgard simlation discs to level up.

Those Asgard simulation discs are awesome for enemies. There are just so many enemies to fight. They never run out unlike the ones at the Omega Base, or the other ones.

Anthony Johanson

01-18-2007, 04:18 PM

Fighting me will only get you one thing...

"Dead"

Fair enough, however I am no quitter, so I decline surrendering still. Digressing, that doesn't mean a tactial retreat isn't in order

*hides under met hat*

Froggy

01-18-2007, 04:21 PM

*puts it in a sundae* ......So bored.

Dangit! ONCE AGIN I MUST RETREAT! ILL BE BACK...................WITH CAPT PLANET!

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 04:24 PM

Dangit! ONCE AGIN I MUST RETREAT! ILL BE BACK...................WITH CAPT PLANET!

There's a simple answer for dealing with Captain Planet, you know...

Captain Planet is not a good ally here.

Spidey-kid1

01-18-2007, 04:25 PM

Fighting me will only get you one thing...

"Dead"

Oh common. What could you possibly do to destroy everyone by yourself?

I already tryed turning everyone into vegetables, taking away their powers, and then blinking everyone out of reality. That didn't work...

And by now, everyone in this has reality warping abilities. Whats so horrible that you can do to make choptop admit everyone is screwed and even Anthony admits he's dead?

Spidey-kid1

01-18-2007, 04:26 PM

There's a simple answer for dealing with Captain Planet, you know...

Captain Planet is not a good ally here.

I remember he had a weakness, but don't remember it...

wait.....was it....toxic waste? I remember him being covered in green stuff before.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 04:28 PM

Whats so horrible that you can do to make choptop admit everyone is screwed and even Anthony admits he's dead?

When I meant that everyone was screwed, I meant he was one of the reasons.

He is the MuchKING. He simply is.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 04:29 PM

I remember he had a weakness, but don't remember it...

wait.....was it....toxic waste? I remember him being covered in green stuff before.

One word...

HITLER!!!

Spidey-kid1

01-18-2007, 04:32 PM

When I meant that everyone was screwed, I meant he was one of the reasons.

He is the MuchKING. He simply is.

Wow. Thats one hell of a rep.

hitokiri_

01-18-2007, 04:37 PM

I know...That's exactly what I do. But Mr. Fantastic is just so...stretchy. Even if you do try to get away he stretches his arms and hits you. Plus, if you stay in range, he uses the Propeller Arm attack and if you aren't guarding you die pretty quickly.

I have Iron Man up to about 400 in damage with his Plasma attack. Cap does about 150 damage when he throws his shield and hits. Thor's Hammer Throw is pretty up there in power. Iceman can do about 300+ damage with Polar Explosion...

Just makes me so frustrated. I'm just thankful that there are two checkpoints in that fight.

you do know how not to get killed quickly right? you know? when ever the bottom character is about to get killed, switch to a different character becuase the attackers will attack the one that you are using. you do know that. right?

hitokiri_

01-18-2007, 04:38 PM

The thing is for UA and X-Men series is though, you won't get to see how badass the guys can be by the end. For example, in UA, for hard you get 5 more levels of ability when you play it.

I so cannot wait to see who I get for beating it on Hard.

i cant spot the difference except for higher damage and freakin' life bars for the enemies.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 04:40 PM

you do know how not to get killed quickly right? you know? when ever the bottom character is about to get killed, switch to a different character becuase the attackers will attack the one that you are using. you do know that. right?

I know that, too. I do that too, but my guys like to rebel. They just die too easily.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 04:43 PM

i cant spot the difference except for higher damage and freakin' life bars for the enemies.

Ultron's Robot and Doombots aren't all that different in terms of HP. Sometimes for the onter ones. Bosses and mini-bosses aren't that different I think. Hell, I went into the second fight with Jean Grey with Cap and Thor at half health.

I skipped the clowns and went straight for her. Thor died easily, while with Cap I just stood in front of her, guarding myself and when she was done with her routine I hit with a combo.

She died fairly easily.

The MunchKING

01-18-2007, 05:29 PM

Fair enough, however I am no quitter, so I decline surrendering still. Digressing, that doesn't mean a tactial retreat isn't in order

*hides under met hat*

*sticks Met hat and all in his backpack*

And stay out of my potions!!

The MunchKING

01-18-2007, 05:29 PM

Oh common. What could you possibly do to destroy everyone by yourself?

I already tryed turning everyone into vegetables, taking away their powers, and then blinking everyone out of reality. That didn't work...

And by now, everyone in this has reality warping abilities. Whats so horrible that you can do to make choptop admit everyone is screwed and even Anthony admits he's dead?

Knights of the Round, really is enough

The MunchKING

01-18-2007, 05:31 PM

Wow. Thats one hell of a rep.

*bows*

I'm Honored.

It's not entirly undeserved, but I'm honored nonetheless.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 05:33 PM

Most of the Knights of Soap Operas that remain are "2004", aren't they?

Stretch and I gained that title in 2006...

Demon King Psycho

01-18-2007, 06:08 PM

....Ok, time for me to give this a shot. Hope noone minds if I step in for real now.

*forms his arm into shadows, then reforms it as a huge black sword* Ok, you got the pigs, I got the sticker!

*speedstabs the nearest non-06er he sees*

Comeon! Let's get this show on the road!

The MunchKING

01-18-2007, 06:23 PM

Anthony Johanson

01-18-2007, 06:27 PM

Knights of the Round, really is enough

*pops out from an entirely different met hat*

Hence why I am using these.

The MunchKING

01-18-2007, 06:30 PM

*pops out from an entirely different met hat*

Hence why I am using these.

*shoves a Zelda chicken under the Met hat, and then holds the met hat down*

Anthony Johanson

01-18-2007, 06:32 PM

They're harmless as long as I don't attack it.

kain5252

01-18-2007, 06:34 PM

They're harmless as long as I don't attack it.

Heh kinda like me..... most of the time..

Demon King Psycho

01-18-2007, 06:39 PM

You can do better than THAT I hope.
But of course.

*stomps the ground, and a black hole appears under Munchie's feet, which erups into a black shadow spire, which rises straight up*

*whilst that happens, he pulls back his hand and then throws it out, shooting from it five shurikens made of shadow*

The MunchKING

01-18-2007, 06:48 PM

But of course.

*stomps the ground, and a black hole appears under Munchie's feet, which erups into a black shadow spire, which rises straight up*

*whilst that happens, he pulls back his hand and then throws it out, shooting from it five shurikens made of shadow*

*takes it and watches as it heals him*

Not bad.

Not bad at all. If I'd been an ordinary poster that might have actually hurt...

Tommy

01-18-2007, 07:51 PM

I am extreamly angery right now. Where the hell is the Darkside, Shadows, Brother Hood of Evil Mutants, Cylons or whatever that I can join?

Chou Blaster

01-18-2007, 08:39 PM

Narrator: And Low and behold! As the Withering Chaos howled like a bitch in heat (L -Sama basicly is.) as a portal opens up.

:CUe big ass evil looking castle, Chou in a Dracula cape with serpetine armor, cue Mangus Chrono Music theme.:

"I'm back and it feels GOOD."

Annuoncer:

Ne w cotnender!

"Dark Lord Chou!"

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 10:11 PM

Been leveling my guys up for awhile...

Discovered someone who might come in handy for the fight against Doom. Spider-Woman.

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 10:14 PM

Been leveling my guys up for awhile...

Discovered someone who might come in handy for the fight against Doom. Spider-Woman.

Devon C.

01-18-2007, 10:24 PM

What's with this evil fantastic four, anyway?

Guts/Batman

01-18-2007, 10:33 PM

What's with this evil fantastic four, anyway?

Just in case for people who don't want it spoiled...

Doom jacks Odin's powers. Just as Doom is about to kill your group, Uatu, steps and saves your ass and brings you to Attilan on the Moon.

While you are off getting a shard of the M'Kraan Crystal and one of Galactus' tech goodies, he is busy corrupting the Earth. Using his power, he creates four "bodyguards".

His Fantastic Four.

Guts/Batman

01-19-2007, 02:24 AM

Alright...after spending about 7 hours leveling my guys up about 10 levels apiece, Captain America's Simulation disc stops me cold. Not because of Bucky.

Bucky isn't strong enough to hurt me significantly anymore, nor has the durability to hang with me. It's the damned nuclear missile, and the four control panels.

It's always the last one I am going to, just as time expires...

More than fairly annoying...

Demon King Psycho

01-19-2007, 06:31 AM

*takes it and watches as it heals him*

Not bad.

Not bad at all. If I'd been an ordinary poster that might have actually hurt...
Oh good. Here I thought I might be imposing on you.

*forms his arms into spiked whiplike apendages, and then his body melds into itself, and grows into powerful shadow armor*

Shall we? *extends his arm, and the whip attacks of it's onw acord*

Froggy

01-19-2007, 06:38 AM

I think im deaded by now :(

Anthony Johanson

01-19-2007, 06:53 AM

Pong

01-19-2007, 07:06 AM

CATGIRL CANNON!!!!!!!!!

Infinite number of Super-Hot Catgirls make evryone lose concetration and buy me time to go into future check who winns recton myself to that team and go back.

Now i send army of Antimonitors with LHW at You!!!!!

How many people wanna kick some ass?

Nik Hasta

01-19-2007, 09:11 AM

This'll be a laugh.

*Gets into a stance that could only just be thought of as threatening*

You want to got at it Munchy? I'm all about fighting folks tougher than myself. You shouldn't underestimate 06 boyo!

*Gets KTFO'd by Knightosis AGAIN.*

ambush bug

01-19-2007, 09:59 AM

Eother I'm probably the amongest first to go down,or I hide and don't show up until the middle of it.I go berserk in drunken bloodlust on,only to go to someone stronger like Sharkerbob or Cleric.

hitokiri_

01-19-2007, 11:36 AM

I know that, too. I do that too, but my guys like to rebel. They just die too easily.

you're not a good pokemon trainer then.

Guts/Batman

01-19-2007, 12:30 PM

you're not a good pokemon trainer then.

Eh....

I should be fine now. I leveled everyone to about level 63. My guys attacks are at or near top level.

Demon King Psycho

01-19-2007, 12:57 PM

Eternal Torment

01-19-2007, 02:34 PM

There can be no survivors. DARK MATTER BEAM! FIRE! *blasts the arena with the beam* Goodbye. *huge black explosion*

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-19-2007, 03:29 PM

*yawns* Is that the best you could come up with? *walks out of the blast attack unphased, and in a new suit made from the leftovers* And it fits comfortably too, Gero Gero Gero Gero.

Eternal Torment

01-19-2007, 03:31 PM

*yawns* Is that the best you could come up with? *walks out of the blast attack unphased, and in a new suit made from the leftovers* And it fits comfortably too, Gero Gero Gero Gero.

*shatters Luffy's ribs with a hammer* You got blindsided!

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-19-2007, 03:35 PM

Was that suppose to hurt? *shatters hammer with his fist and punches Torment's head two times* :p Hokuto Shin Ken. *cue blood exploding out of Torment's head and eyeballs bursting to smithereens*

Eternal Torment

01-19-2007, 03:40 PM

Was that suppose to hurt? *shatters hammer with his fist and punches Torment's head two times* :p Hokuto Shin Ken. *cue blood exploding out of Torment's head and eyeballs bursting to smithereens*

Body of Dragon. *blood splatters all over Luffy* It's over. *blood explodes and Luffy gets blown to bits*

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-19-2007, 03:43 PM

You're so persistent aren't you? *Moonwalks back* And what was that a cheap knock off? *Spins around once and Torment explodes from the Moonwalker magic*

Eternal Torment

01-19-2007, 03:46 PM

You're so persistent aren't you? *Moonwalks back* And what was that a cheap knock off? *Spins around once and Torment explodes from the Moonwalker magic*

More blood? *half of the arena explodes* No time for your prattling on.

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-19-2007, 03:50 PM

*Smacks Eternal across the arena* You just don't get it now do you? *Blood around him forms into wings on his shoulder* Its my turn on. *Scene changes to the Masque of the Red Death and takes off his disguise to reveal the plague which killed millions* No Escape now. *cue the drapes covering the disease eating away at everything including the soul*

Guts/Batman

01-19-2007, 04:36 PM

CATGIRL CANNON!!!!!!!!!

Catgirls have no effect on me...

biggsdacat

01-19-2007, 04:44 PM

Catgirls have no effect on me...

True, but I am master of your only weakness. Sweet Chin Music. Bitch.

Guts/Batman

01-19-2007, 04:48 PM

True, but I am master of your only weakness. Sweet Chin Music. Bitch.

Ha...

That has never worked on me.

The only things that can stop me are things that aren't in your control.

biggsdacat

01-19-2007, 04:51 PM

Ha...

That has never worked on me.

The only things that can stop me are things that aren't in your control.

Surely you jest. I remember painting your face a pretty shade of red with my fucking boot. Without your awesomely awesome weapons, you are nothing.

Guts sucks.

*Scampers away*

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-19-2007, 04:52 PM

*The Real me walks up in a black suit onto the stage* And that was Edgar Allen Poe's Masque of the Red Death in Cosmic Fashion, thank you everyone and have a nice night. *disappears in red and black smoke*

The MunchKING

01-19-2007, 04:53 PM

Catgirls have no effect on me...

*Meanwhile I convince all the Catgirls (Including several Nekomata) that they want to join me and kill Pong*

Guts/Batman

01-19-2007, 04:55 PM

Surely you jest. I remember painting your face a pretty shade of red with my fucking boot. Without your awesomely awesome weapons, you are nothing.

Guts sucks.

*Scampers away*

My Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice is nothing but a fragment of my imagination given form. My true power is word usage. The ability to communicate well and entertain is my true power.

That is what has powered me to 25,000 posts.

You may have kicked me, I do remember that. I just don't remember it doing anything to me...

kain5252

01-19-2007, 04:55 PM

MaxofSteel

01-19-2007, 04:56 PM

*tap dances in*

Hey guys what's up?

*truffle suffles around*

Gee, pretty bloody battleground we got goin' here!

*continues tapping*

I hope I don't get shot or anyting!

*shimmies off, stage left*

Guts/Batman

01-19-2007, 04:56 PM

*Meanwhile I convince all the Catgirls (Including several Nekomata) that they want to join me and kill Pong*

Such things happen.

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-19-2007, 04:56 PM

Surely you jest. I remember painting your face a pretty shade of red with my fucking boot. Without your awesomely awesome weapons, you are nothing.

Guts sucks.

*Scampers away*

*reappears in front of the one who said that Guts sucked, curtains go down and seconds later a scream is heard, all thats left is one big mess full of flesh and bones*

The MunchKING

01-19-2007, 04:58 PM

Such things happen.

And everyone thinks the Mediator is useless...

Guts/Batman

01-19-2007, 05:00 PM

And everyone thinks the Mediator is useless...

Only some of the time. They have their uses...

biggsdacat

01-19-2007, 05:03 PM

*reappears in front of the one who said that Guts sucked, curtains go down and seconds later a scream is heard, all thats left is one big mess full of flesh and bones*

The pile flesh and bones reform and slaps kamen in the face, disappearing afterwards. Such power is granted to me by the one known as MH.

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-19-2007, 05:05 PM

Looks like you got the last joke though. *biggscat begins slapping himself* Ah I love it when a plan comes together.

Stretch Dude

01-19-2007, 05:05 PM

(To the tune of "The Cheat Is Not Dead" (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail68.html))

I got pissed at DC (Uh!)
For killing off Michael Jon Carter (Uh!)
Then in an issue of the 52-parter
That came out in January
They revealed that Booster's not dead
Booster's not dead
I'm so glad that Booster's not dead
Booster's not dead (Dead!)
Ohhh, I'm so glad that Booster's not dead
Booster's not dead (Dead!)
So glad that Booster's not--
Just the claps!
Just the claps! (Uh!)

Guts/Batman

01-19-2007, 05:13 PM

Every time I see Skeets talk in a comic, I hear Fry.

Anthony Johanson

01-19-2007, 05:49 PM

There can be no survivors. DARK MATTER BEAM! FIRE! *blasts the arena with the beam* Goodbye. *huge black explosion*

*Met hat takes the blast*

Oh simple met hat, how you amuse me so.

Stretch Dude

01-19-2007, 06:32 PM

Every time I see Skeets talk in a comic, I hear Fry.

Great, ain't it?

Devon C.

01-19-2007, 06:39 PM

Kinda related: When I read Lex Luthor's lines, my mind's ear develops a British accent. Don't know why.

Guts/Batman

01-19-2007, 06:51 PM

Great, ain't it?

It is indeed.

Chou Blaster

01-19-2007, 07:32 PM

There can be no survivors. DARK MATTER BEAM! FIRE! *blasts the arena with the beam* Goodbye. *huge black explosion*

:Cue him hit, only a few hairs got burne doff.:

"The hell was that!?

:Rsies up hands, with after iamges, as creepy reality breahting/ripple waves.:

"Divine Coemdy!"

:Cue Chou, Telpeorting ET throug hHell, suffering the torture of all Siiner,s which ultimately ends with Satan endin ghim.:

Devon C.

01-19-2007, 09:35 PM

Yeah, that's right Minnesota. Bow down to Mr. Big Shot.

Super Samurai

01-19-2007, 09:52 PM

Yeah, that's right Minnesota. Bow down to Mr. Big Shot.

Didn't know you were a Detroit fan too. Well you should be happy being a Chitown fan as well.

Unfortunately can't say the same for us Knick fans. Just depressing.

Guts/Batman

01-19-2007, 09:55 PM

The Knicks are so fucked for the next 4 or 5 years.

Then again, they are in the Atlantic Division. They could probably make the playoffs with 35 wins.

Didn't realize that the Heat were under .500...

Devon C.

01-19-2007, 09:59 PM

The Knicks are so fucked for the new 4 or 5 years. Then again, they are in the Atlantic Division. They could probably make the playoffs with 35 wins.
And my signature gets a bit more crowded.

Guts/Batman

01-19-2007, 10:02 PM

And my signature gets a bit more crowded.

YES!!!

Full signatures are great signatures.

choptop

01-19-2007, 10:58 PM

hey MunchKING if i surrender well you not kill me?

Chou Blaster

01-19-2007, 11:03 PM

hey MunchKING if i surrender well you not kill me?

No PRISOENS EVA!

:Ce launched a spehr eof pwoer, that becam Anti matte,r cue epxlosion.:

MK: He directed it at me.

DLC: I do not bleieve in prisoenrs, besides though I know personaly.

Froggy

01-19-2007, 11:10 PM

Im going to retreat FROGGY STYLE!

Mr.Sandman

01-20-2007, 12:05 AM

Chou Blaster

01-20-2007, 12:08 AM

The MunchKING

01-20-2007, 01:15 AM

*To some hard rock theme music, a giant demonic castle on an astroid lands nearby*

Overlord Sandman: Hohohoho! My random brawl sence is tingling! Overlord Sandman and his demonic hordes come to randomly crush them and make fun of old people!! HO!

Demons: Yay!

*Endless sea of demons decend to pick on, kill and or laugh at posters*

*My catgirls valliently defend me.*

*But as Sandman's hordes overwhelm them I deside enough is enough. *

PHOINEX!!!

*All my Catgirls get revived, while Sandman's demons, and all the other posters get burned with a vast consuming magical fire.*

Holy Wrath Burn away the Impurities of the Soul!! Alexander!!!

*Alexander comes forth emiting beams of Pure Holy Energy, which disintigrates all Demons (Except my allies) and does Massive damage to everyone else*

Mr.Sandman

01-20-2007, 04:45 AM

*My catgirls valliently defend me.*

*But as Sandman's hordes overwhelm them I deside enough is enough. *

PHOINEX!!!

*All my Catgirls get revived, while Sandman's demons, and all the other posters get burned with a vast consuming magical fire.*

Holy Wrath Burn away the Impurities of the Soul!! Alexander!!!

*Alexander comes forth emiting beams of Pure Holy Energy, which disintigrates all Demons (Except my allies) and does Massive damage to everyone else*

Overlord Sandman: Feh! Your not the only one with summon.......Throw his Punk a** hellva far! Mr. T!

*Mr.T Grabs MunchKING from behind and throws him hellva far for MASSIVE damage. So much damage that we couldn't fit it in this post....but it's a lot*

sharkerbob

01-20-2007, 10:00 AM

Chou Blaster

01-20-2007, 10:44 AM

I call upon the vast powers of the NOTHING and the ANTI-INTERNET to cheapshot destroy everyone's powers. Then I let fly the Atomic Bong and peace and happiness reign from now until eternity. Or until the Bong runs out. Whichever comes first.

...

...

...

:p

:And it was yet antohe rmental Illusion devised by Dakrk Lord Chou, as Sharker Bob thinks he has won, but in reality just a creep ynaked guy getting digested by a space whale for all eternity.:

Pong

01-20-2007, 12:09 PM

*Meanwhile I convince all the Catgirls (Including several Nekomata) that they want to join me and kill Pong*

Meh That was just Pong-bot ;)

II teleport to the battelfield and powerup my pimp aura. This makes all catgirls so hot that they burn. I ressurect them and send to MunchKING to make sure that he will not atack me now (I will figth him when i will be in peak of my power. After all this is MunchKING a powerfull foe). Meanwhile I blow up all moon in omniverse to cut Kamen Rider Luffy from his moonwalk power. Then strats bichslaping him around.

"You are weak old man"

When I want to use my Pong-ken to finish him via Omnislash Real Nemo teleports and one-punch me. BUT that was just exploding clone wich blow up and kill them both (along with universe).

Bad for me those two also were only clones :confused:

"NEX TIME I WIL BE PREPARED!!!!

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-20-2007, 12:49 PM

*points to the moon still there* Luckily I always keep a can of fake moons on hand just in case. *cue One Punch to Pong which sends him flying across the galaxy*

Demon King Psycho

01-20-2007, 01:15 PM

Ahhh, the random violence. IT FILLS ME! IT IS NEAT!

*punches into the ground, and the soil starts to grow icky and stuff, as he sucks the life from the earth itself*

MaxofSteel

01-20-2007, 01:19 PM

*punches into the ground, and the soil starts to grow icky and stuff, as he sucks the life from the earth itself*

Eww. Gross.

*Blows soap bubbles*

I love bubbles.

Chou Blaster

01-20-2007, 01:54 PM

Ahhh, the random violence. IT FILLS ME! IT IS NEAT!

*punches into the ground, and the soil starts to grow icky and stuff, as he sucks the life from the earth itself*

DIvine COmedy!!!!!"

:As Demon King Psycho is knocked through Hell,g etting burned, engufled by snakes snails and worms, forced to eat them til explode,s gets impaled,b rokken on a wheel.:

:Boiel d in oils, frozen ni a lake slowly, eatten by Satan breifly, and then slcied part to bites and coem sback to be torn apatrt by rage ifnected naked soul people.:

Pong

01-20-2007, 01:54 PM

That was also just Pong-bot.

Teleport behind Kamen Rider Luffy and kils him via Super-Hiper-Ultra-Mega-Giga-Tera-Turbo-Ultimate-Kamehameha

Clouds-Are-Nice

01-20-2007, 02:42 PM

*Reads half-way through thread*

Well, it looks like I'm going to be dead pretty fast... Damn 04s and your overwhelming power. :p

Anyway my prediction is that I'll probably be killed by Tomo Nemo.

OT:
Congratulations Spideykid on your 18 post 'double post'. :)

Guts/Batman

01-20-2007, 03:23 PM

Opened up all of Spider-Woman's outfits. I like her Secret Wars outfit, plus it has just what I need for the fight against Doom. Just have to go about getting cash to boost it up.

Unlocked Johnny Storm and Cage's second and fourth outfits, since they are never in. I love Cage's HfH outfit. Johnny's Classic looks damn good.

Chou Blaster

01-20-2007, 03:56 PM

That was also just Pong-bot.

Teleport behind Kamen Rider Luffy and kils him via Super-Hiper-Ultra-Mega-Giga-Tera-Turbo-Ultimate-Kamehameha

:Snaps figner,s cue worm hole eatin gthe Kam eham eHa wave.;

"You do not hurt CHou's friends, when he ha sbecome a Eldar Go d of Evil."

:And well starts by fudging wit h pong, alters his perosna pwoers/controsl with psi assualt and alteing gravity to mess u p hi smovement.:

Nik Hasta

01-20-2007, 04:01 PM

*Punches Dark Lord Chou in the crotch! With a spoon! Made of cheese! In His pocket! On a Tuesday!*

And now for the final curtain!

*Puts DLC into a kilt and sends him spinning across the multi-verse for 7,000 years, flailing his man-veg in all directions. (Several planets are destroyed by the ensuing naked chaos.)*

Mwhahahaha!

*KTFO'd by someone who is note Knightosis*

kain5252

01-20-2007, 04:04 PM

*KTFO'd by someone who is note Knightosis*

Hmmm. I think I see a pattern here.

Chou Blaster

01-20-2007, 04:04 PM

Anthony Johanson

01-20-2007, 04:10 PM

*is clad in met armor*

Everyone dead yet? Well, aside from the 04'ers?

Nik Hasta

01-20-2007, 04:29 PM

:Gets weasle stompni g boots, adn stomps on knocked out Nik this time.:

Low blowing noob haxxor!

*Looks up with Chou's boot digging into his forehead, blood spurting out*

Awww, have I offended your royal Chou-ness?

*Flips backwards, stands on Chou's shoulder and vaults over him. Chou turns and finds a rather sharp looking knife attempting to enter through his tear duct.*

Well too bad! All out war is fun!

*Slashes Chou across his eyes with the knife and boots him in the chin, cracking one of his teeth. As DLC falls backwards, Nik Buddha Palm's him in the stomach in a small concentrated area. DLC is hammered through several handy walls with Nik's handprint embeded in his stomach.*

Chou Blaster

01-20-2007, 04:32 PM

*Looks up with Chou's boot digging into his forehead, blood spurting out*

Awww, have I offended your royal Chou-ness?

*Flips backwards, stands on Chou's shoulder and vaults over him. Chou turns and finds a rather sharp looking knife attempting to enter through his tear duct.*

Well too bad! All out war is fun!

*Slashes Chou across his eyes with the knife and boots him in the chin, cracking one of his teeth. As DLC falls backwards, Nik Buddha Palm's him in the stomach in a small concentrated area. DLC is hammered through several handy walls with Nik's handprint embeded in his stomach.*

:In reality he was hitting PSidey kid's corpse, as Dark Lrod chou jst smiles.;

"Sur eit would no tkill me, but I love deciding wha tis real and not real."

Kamen Rider Luffy

01-20-2007, 04:37 PM

*sleeps through the Kamehameha, because it didn't do any damage at all* Looks like I'm going to have to take off the kid gloves in this case. *pulls out his Zanpaktou* Slaughter, Wrath of Tomoyo! *release cuts through the competition and blows up a galaxy in the process, when the smoke clears a black zanpaktou is in my hand* Scatter Blades of Destruction. *moments later Pong and Nik end up sliced by the force of 10000 cosmic, dark cherry blossoms*