Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

Well, then I've caught the spamming bug. I have to stop myself from being a troll. I'll be back in two days after I lock myself in a room and scream obscenities at a picture of a window for hours.

Eternal, Eternal, let down your hair!

...No, not that hair!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Still laughs with Stretch*

*still laughs with Guts*

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, what he said. And besides...one page? Not a postathon.

Pretty much. You need some help to get a postathon. It doesn't just happen by yourself. That's why an extremely active thread is necessary for the postathon, which is why I have never had a long one.

I suppose there are such things as dual postathons, where two posters are the only ones that are visible for pages on pages on end.

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Guts*

*Laughs with Stretch still*

[Guts/Batman]

*still laughs with Guts*

*Laughs maniacly with Stretch*

[Guts/Batman]

Eternal, Eternal, let down your hair!

...No, not that hair!!

What hair?

*Swings the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice to eliminate hair*

[Stretch Dude]

Pretty much. You need some help to get a postathon. It doesn't just happen by yourself. That's why an extremely active thread is necessary for the postathon, which is why I have never had a long one.

I suppose there are such things as dual postathons, where two posters are the only ones that are visible for pages on pages on end.

Ah, those were the days.

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Stretch still*

*laughs with Guts still*

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs maniacly with Stretch*

*laughs maniacally with Guts*

[Stretch Dude]

What hair?

*Swings the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice to eliminate hair*

Oh, good. It was itchy.

[Guts/Batman]

Ah, those were the days.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhattttttttttttttttttt a rushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Guts still*

*Laughs with Stretch stiller*

[Stretch Dude]

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhattttttttttttttttttt a rushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Blast it, he's stuck in a chronal pocket again. *snaps fingers* TIME SNAP! *Guts blasts forward faster than the eye can see*

...Crap, he fast-forwarded to the end of the universe again.

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs maniacally with Guts*

*Laughs even more maniacally with Stretch*

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Stretch stiller*

*laughs with Ben Stiller*

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs even more maniacally with Stretch*

*laughs even more maniacally with Guts*

[Guts/Batman]

Oh, good. It was itchy.

You're Awesomely welcome.

[Guts/Batman]

Blast it, he's stuck in a chronal pocket again. *snaps fingers* TIME SNAP! *Guts blasts forward faster than the eye can see*

...Crap, he fast-forwarded to the end of the universe again.

Bzzzt

That was wierd. I saw the end of the Universe again. Though chilling with Mr. I was quite fun.

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller*

*Laughs with both Ben Stiller and Stretch*

[Stretch Dude]

You're Awesomely welcome.

Truly a noble deed you have done.

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs even more maniacally with Guts*

*Laughs evilly maniac with Stretch*

See...we can take a gag as long as FG can...:D

[Stretch Dude]

Bzzzt

That was wierd. I saw the end of the Universe again. Though chilling with Mr. I was quite fun.

You gotta watch out for those pockets, man.

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with both Ben Stiller and Stretch*

*laughs with both Ben Stiller and Guts*

[Guts/Batman]

Truly a noble deed you have done.

Doth of course. Thy Star Knight Emporer doth be noble...

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs evilly maniac with Stretch*

See...we can take a gag as long as FG can...:D

*laughs evilly maniacally with Guts*

Yeah, except with us it's funny and remains funny.

[Guts/Batman]

You gotta watch out for those pockets, man.

I hear ya. That's the 10th time this week. It's crazy, it's like Death wants me...

[Stretch Dude]

Doth of course. Thy Star Knight Emporer doth be noble...

Though a great speller the Star Knight Emperor doth not be. :D

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with both Ben Stiller and Guts*

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad and Stretch*

[Stretch Dude]

I hear ya. That's the 10th time this week. It's crazy, it's like Death wants me...

Death, Time, and the IRS.

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad and Stretch*

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, and Guts*

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs evilly maniacally with Guts*

Yeah, except with us it's funny and remains funny.

*Laughs more evilly and more maniacally with Stretch*

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Though a great speller the Star Knight Emperor doth not be. :D

Bah! Olde English is bestest.

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs more evilly and more maniacally with Stretch*

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

*laughs more evilly and more maniacally with Guts*

DAMN MACFARLANE!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Bah! Olde English is bestest.

One would think, but the spelling "Emporer" makes thou soundeth like a spa employee.

[Guts/Batman]

Death, Time, and the IRS.

Oh well...I know I have a booty call when I get there.

[Stretch Dude]

Oh well...I know I have a booty call when I get there.

Good man. Death's got a mighty ass on her.

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, and Guts*

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold and Stretch*

[Guts/Batman]

One would think, but the spelling "Emporer" makes thou soundeth like a spa employee.

Yea, that word trips me up. Oh well...It's only word. It just happens to be in my title.

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold and Stretch*

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, and Guts*

[Guts/Batman]

Good man. Death's got a mighty ass on her.

Of course. What good would Death be without a nice ass. I mean, really.

[Stretch Dude]

Yea, that word trips me up. Oh well...It's only word. It just happens to be in my title.

And it makes thou soundeth foolish.

[Stretch Dude]

Of course. What good would Death be without a nice ass. I mean, really.

Aye, true. And what an ass it be. I hear she can crack walnuts with it just by sitting down 10 feet away from them.

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, and Guts*

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny Devito, and Stretch*

You know I'm going to just add names, right? :D

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny Devito, and Stretch*

You know I'm going to just add names, right? :D

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, and Guts*

I know. I wanna keep this up until we have a blockbuster comedy on our hands. :D

[Guts/Batman]

And it makes thou soundeth foolish.

The Star Knight Emp...er...or...isn't foolish.

*Takes handle of the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice, destroying the multiverse again, sending Stretch to the end of the universe over and over again*

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch Dude 1,411
Guts/Batman 1,326
Eternal Torment 801
Anthony Johanson 381
The Dog 249
Tommy 226
Chrosis 217
Super Samurai 195
Ant Crown 178
Albert 147

Hoo yeah.

[Guts/Batman]

Aye, true. And what an ass it be. I hear she can crack walnuts with it just by sitting down 10 feet away from them.

That's one great ass. The bigger the better.

[Stretch Dude]

The Star Knight Emp...er...or...isn't foolish.

*Takes handle of the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice, destroying the multiverse again, sending Stretch to the end of the universe over and over again*

*unsheathes the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness, successfully deflects each end of the universe back to Guts' time period, causing the universe to repeatedly end prematurely, then creates a new universe in his own image*

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, and Guts*

I know. I wanna keep this up until we have a blockbuster comedy on our hands. :D

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds and Stretch*

It will be grand.

[Stretch Dude]

That's one great ass. The bigger the better.

Indeed. I hear you can even sleep on it, and it's better than the 50 greatest waterbeds in the universe put together.

[Guts/Batman]

Stan Lee is on Identity, I think. Has to be...

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds and Stretch*

It will be grand.

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, and Guts*

Indeed it shall. Our gross B.O. shall be mighty!!

[Stretch Dude]

Stan Lee is on Identity, I think. Has to be...

You shot who in the what now?

[Guts/Batman]

*unsheathes the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness, successfully deflects each end of the universe back to Guts' time period, causing the universe to repeatedly end prematurely, then creates a new universe in his own image*

*Abolishes Stretch's new universe in his own image with my combined Star Knight Emperor powers and Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice, and makes a new universe in both of our images*

[Stretch Dude]

*Abolishes Stretch's new universe in his own image with my combined Star Knight Emperor powers and Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice, and makes a new universe in both of our images*

Fair enough. Now let's start monkeying with evolution!

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed. I hear you can even sleep on it, and it's better than the 50 greatest waterbeds in the universe put together.

Yet, still not equal to Lina bosom...

Mmmmm...

[Stretch Dude]

Yet, still not equal to Lina bosom...

Mmmmm...

Lina being who? And how did she obtain such an apparently gargantuan set o' knockers?

[Guts/Batman]

Fair enough. Now let's start monkeying with evolution!

I like your thinking...

[Guts/Batman]

I knew it. It was Stan Lee!

And my brother said it wasn't...

[Guts/Batman]

Lina being who? And how did she obtain such an apparently gargantuan set o' knockers?

Typos...

Typing under fire...

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, and Guts*

Indeed it shall. Our gross B.O. shall be mighty!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, and Stretch*

FEAR OUR TREMENDOUS BODY ODOR!!!

[Stretch Dude]

I like your thinking...

And my sense of wordplay, I trust? :D

*sets about designing a species of females with impossibly large boobs*

[Stretch Dude]

Typos...

Typing under fire...

So what did you mean to typesay?

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, and Stretch*

FEAR OUR TREMENDOUS BODY ODOR!!!

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, and Guts*

FEAR THE STENCH OF OUR STANKY PITS OF HORROR!!!

[Guts/Batman]

And my sense of wordplay, I trust? :D

*sets about designing a species of females with impossibly large boobs*

But of course, my loyal Mad Lunar Knight, word play is everything here. If you are not good with words, you are of no use to us here at Downtown.

*Designs worlds that are Awesomely Awesome, and move around on the backs of giants*

[Guts/Batman]

So what did you mean to typesay?

Lina's breasteses. Lina's gigantic knockers. Lina's bazookas.

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, and Guts*

FEAR THE STENCH OF OUR STANKY PITS OF HORROR!!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges and Stretch*

FEAR THE MIGHT MIGHT OF MY AWESOMELY SMELLY HAND THAT REACHED INTO MY HAIRY ARMPITS!!!

[Stretch Dude]

But of course, my loyal Mad Lunar Knight, word play is everything here. If you are not good with words, you are of no use to us here at Downtown.

*Designs worlds that are Awesomely Awesome, and move around on the backs of giants*

Good man. Good man.

*designs a world made entirely of self-regenerating chocolate*

[Stretch Dude]

Lina's breasteses. Lina's gigantic knockers. Lina's bazookas.

And who is Lina?

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges and Stretch*

FEAR THE MIGHT MIGHT OF MY AWESOMELY SMELLY HAND THAT REACHED INTO MY HAIRY ARMPITS!!!

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, and Guts*

FEAR THE TERRIBLE POWER OF MY HORRENDOUSLY SMELLY HAND THAT SPENT THE LAST HOUR IN AN ANATOMICALLY DISTURBING PLACE!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Good man. Good man.

*designs a world made entirely of self-regenerating chocolate*

I think Galactus has taken a liking to your way of doing things as well. Better make it Anti-Galactus proof to protect your planets from him. That or give him serious, intense, fiery, explosive diarrhea when he does eat one of those planets.

*Builds an amusement park planet 50 times larger than the sun. It shall be called Awesomely Awesome Amusement Park Planet.*

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, and Guts*

This is going to get out of control. I love it!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan and Stretch*

Watch those boobs jiggle on Jeri Ryan...:D

BEWARE THE ENTRY TO THE PITS FROM HELL, THE PITS YOU WILL NEVER COME BACK FROM. BASK IN THE GLORY OF THE TERROR THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO FEEL AS YOU CATCH A WHIFF OF THIS JIFF!!!

[Guts/Batman]

And who is Lina?

Lina Inverse?

I dunno her name, just her tits.

[Guts/Batman]

We need the Mighty Fish to complete the triumvirate!

[Stretch Dude]

I think Galactus has taken a liking to your way of doing things as well. Better make it Anti-Galactus proof to protect your planets from him. That or give him serious, intense, fiery, explosive diarrhea when he does eat one of those planets.

I'll do better than that.

*recreates Galactus as a tremendously-endowed woman that craves cosmic sex instead of planets*

[Guts/Batman]

I'll do better than that.

*recreates Galactus as a tremendously-endowed woman that craves cosmic sex instead of planets*

You've sooooooooo just increased his danger level to the universe.

[Stretch Dude]

This is going to get out of control. I love it!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan and Stretch*

Watch those boobs jiggle on Jeri Ryan...:D

BEWARE THE ENTRY TO THE PITS FROM HELL, THE PITS YOU WILL NEVER COME BACK FROM. BASK IN THE GLORY OF THE TERROR THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO FEEL AS YOU CATCH A WHIFF OF THIS JIFF!!!

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, and Guts*

Yes, they're almost hypnotic, like two round lava lamps...

BEWARE THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR OF ROSEANNE SLAM-DANCING IN A THONG BIKINI!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Lina Inverse?

I dunno her name, just her tits.

...Dude, that's one of the few anime characters I've heard of. Tits is one thing she ain't got.

(Canonically, anyway. Fanart from certain corners of the Internet, on the other hand...)

[Stretch Dude]

We need the Mighty Fish to complete the triumvirate!

LIGHT THE SEAN-SIGNAL!!!

[Stretch Dude]

You've sooooooooo just increased his danger level to the universe.

Not really. I altered her power structure so that her orgasms will create hot new galaxies instead of destroying everything in a supernova of passion.

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, and Guts*

Yes, they're almost hypnotic, like two round lava lamps...

BEWARE THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR OF ROSEANNE SLAM-DANCING IN A THONG BIKINI!!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons and Stretch*

Indeed they are almost hypnotic. *Makes Jeri naked*

FEAR THE SEA GREEN COLORED OOZE THAT FLOWS FROM THE DENSELY HAIRY PITS OF A DISEASED MAGGOTY FLESH!!!

[Guts/Batman]

...Dude, that's one of the few anime characters I've heard of. Tits is one thing she ain't got.

(Canonically, anyway. Fanart from certain corners of the Internet, on the other hand...)

Well...yea. Fan art. Okay okay...

Mai from Yu-Gi-Oh then.

[Guts/Batman]

LIGHT THE SEAN-SIGNAL!!!

*Sean Signal lit*

[Guts/Batman]

Not really. I altered her power structure so that her orgasms will create hot new galaxies instead of destroying everything in a supernova of passion.

Ahhhhhhhhh...

Thinking ahead.

[Guts/Batman]

Hulk Smash!!!

*Smashes Hulk with my Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice*

Justice be done upon thee!

[Stretch Dude]

Hulk Smash!!!

Good for you. Now, is that HulkSm@sh.it?

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons and Stretch*

Indeed they are almost hypnotic. *Makes Jeri naked*

FEAR THE SEA GREEN COLORED OOZE THAT FLOWS FROM THE DENSELY HAIRY PITS OF A DISEASED MAGGOTY FLESH!!!

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, and Guts*

Now they are even more so. *casts "Unstoppable Jigglenaut" on Jeri*

FEAR THE MEDIUM-TURQUOISE-COLORED GOOP THAT OOZES FROM THE INFECTED NOSE OF AN ALLERGY-RIDDEN JIMMY DURANTE CLONE!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Well...yea. Fan art. Okay okay...

Mai from Yu-Gi-Oh then.

I demand proof that she possesses a bosom that rivals an ass one can sleep upon.

[Stretch Dude]

*Sean Signal lit*

Now we wait.

[Stretch Dude]

Ahhhhhhhhh...

Thinking ahead.

That is how I does things that are good.

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, and Guts*

Now they are even more so. *casts "Unstoppable Jigglenaut" on Jeri*

FEAR THE MEDIUM-TURQUOISE-COLORED GOOP THAT OOZES FROM THE INFECTED NOSE OF AN ALLERGY-RIDDEN JIMMY DURANTE CLONE!!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold and Stretch*

Way to go Stretch, make those boobs bounce all over the place!

WATCH JERI'S TREMENDOUS BOOBS BOUNCE AND JIGGLE AS YOU ARE BOMBARDED WITH THE FIERCELY AWESOME STANK OF 1,000,000,000,000,000 LARGE COWTURDS!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Smashes Hulk with my Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice*

Justice be done upon thee!

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Now we wait.

What do we do while we wait?

More evolutionary nonsense?

*Creates worlds made out of beached whales*

[Guts/Batman]

That is how I does things that are good.

And he said it was good. No, theyyyyyyyy're great!

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold and Stretch*

Way to go Stretch, make those boobs bounce all over the place!

WATCH JERI'S TREMENDOUS BOOBS BOUNCE AND JIGGLE AS YOU ARE BOMBARDED WITH THE FIERCELY AWESOME STANK OF 1,000,000,000,000,000 LARGE COWTURDS!!!

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, and Guts*

Thank you. Now even the personification of Jello itself couldn't keep up with her jiggling!

WATCH JERI'S UNCEASING BOUNCING AS THE UNFETTERED AROMA OF 27,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 GALLONS OF CAT PEE PERUSE YOUR NOSTRILS!!!

[Guts/Batman]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

Great justice indeed. All is done in the name of great justice.

[Stretch Dude]

What do we do while we wait?

More evolutionary nonsense?

*Creates worlds made out of beached whales*

Yessirree!

*creates species that eat their own hair and excrete yummy cheeseburgers*

[Stretch Dude]

And he said it was good. No, theyyyyyyyy're great!

You damn right they are. They have their own individual gravitational pulls, too. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Great justice indeed. All is done in the name of great justice.

Except for that which is done...

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, and Guts*

Thank you. Now even the personification of Jello itself couldn't keep up with her jiggling!

WATCH JERI'S UNCEASING BOUNCING AS THE UNFETTERED AROMA OF 27,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 GALLONS OF CAT PEE PERUSE YOUR NOSTRILS!!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord and Stretch*

What is Booster without Blue Beetle? Nothing. We must capture Jeri's breasts on tape and sell them.

FEAR FOR REALITY BUSTING UNDER THE STRENGTH OF HER BOUNCING, BOUNDING, BOUNCY BREASTS WHILE YOUR ARE FLOODED WITH THE IMAGES OF PEOPLE EATING MAGGOTY MAGENTA MOONSHINE DEBAUCHERY!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Except for that which is done...

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Tami]

A little belated, but Happy Birthday to another member of the December Club. I hope it was a good one. :)

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord and Stretch*

What is Booster without Blue Beetle? Nothing. We must capture Jeri's breasts on tape and sell them.

FEAR FOR REALITY BUSTING UNDER THE STRENGTH OF HER BOUNCING, BOUNDING, BOUNCY BREASTS WHILE YOUR ARE FLOODED WITH THE IMAGES OF PEOPLE EATING MAGGOTY MAGENTA MOONSHINE DEBAUCHERY!!!

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, and Guts*

Yes! In hi-qual FuTurCam!!

I DON'T THINK I CAN TOP THAT LAST ONE!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Yessirree!

*creates species that eat their own hair and excrete yummy cheeseburgers*

As long as they aren't McDonalds greaseballs, I'm in for the long haul.

*Creates a pocket dimension where white sandy beaches as far as the eye can see*

[Stretch Dude]

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[God_of_Awesome]

I knoe ye not but....

http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~janetmck/cakes/janet-cake.thumb.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

As long as they aren't McDonalds greaseballs, I'm in for the long haul.

*Creates a pocket dimension where white sandy beaches as far as the eye can see*

Well, I created a separate species for each fast-food chain, so go nuts. (Personally, I like McDonald's.)

*fills sandy-beach pocket dimension with biogenetically enhanced Baywatch girls*

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, and Guts*

Yes! In hi-qual FuTurCam!!

I DON'T THINK I CAN TOP THAT LAST ONE!!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs and Stretch*

Booster/Beetle + Animaniacs = Goodness

THE DAY IS MINE!!! The score is 1 to 1...

[Guts/Batman]

Well, I created a separate species for each fast-food chain, so go nuts. (Personally, I like McDonald's.)

*fills sandy-beach pocket dimension with biogenetically enhanced Baywatch girls*

I can't eat at McDonald's anymore. It just makes me feel fat after I eat. Wendy's Classic Triple completely pwned me one day.

Score Stretch. Thank you for adding to our pocket dimension.

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs and Stretch*

Booster/Beetle + Animaniacs = Goodness

THE DAY IS MINE!!! The score is 1 to 1...

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, and Guts*

THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER!!

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, GUTS!! NEXT TIIIIIIIIME!!!

[Guts/Batman]

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

I never get tired of saying or hearing that.

[Super Samurai]

I feel sorry for all the color-blind people that check this thread out. Such a shame...

[Stretch Dude]

I can't eat at McDonald's anymore. It just makes me feel fat after I eat. Wendy's Classic Triple completely pwned me one day.

Score Stretch. Thank you for adding to our pocket dimension.

Different strokes for different digestive tracts, I guess.

*makes all the pocket-dimension beaches girls-and-universe-creators-only nudie beaches*

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, and Guts*

THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER!!

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, GUTS!! NEXT TIIIIIIIIME!!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, and Stretch*

Aye! The ultimate of ultimates! Jeri's naked tits + Booster/Beetle + the Animaniacs = I feel sorry for Jeri...

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, STRETCH.

[Stretch Dude]

I never get tired of saying or hearing that.

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

I feel sorry for all the color-blind people that check this thread out. Such a shame...

We love to torment the Incompletes. :evilsmile

[Guts/Batman]

I feel sorry for all the color-blind people that check this thread out. Such a shame...

Just full of color, isn't it? :D

[Guts/Batman]

We love to torment the Incompletes. :evilsmile

DAMN STARIGHT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, and Stretch*

Aye! The ultimate of ultimates! Jeri's naked tits + Booster/Beetle + the Animaniacs = I feel sorry for Jeri...

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, STRETCH.

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, and Guts*

Damn right! "Helloooooo, bouncy cyborg nurse!!"

REVENGE WILL BE MINE!!!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

I demand proof that she possesses a bosom that rivals an ass one can sleep upon.

How about Inoue Orihime, Matsumoto Rangiku, Tsunade and (manga) Erstin Ho? :cool:


FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

:D :D :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy Birthday man.:)

[Guts/Batman]

Different strokes for different digestive tracts, I guess.

*makes all the pocket-dimension beaches girls-and-universe-creators-only nudie beaches*

w00t! *Makes it so that said pocket dimension girls are nymphos*

[Chou Blaster]

:BIg thumbs up, gvies ya Byuakgen Eyes.:

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, and Guts*

Damn right! "Helloooooo, bouncy cyborg nurse!!"

REVENGE WILL BE MINE!!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, and Stretch*

I had to bring another chick into it. Jeri was feeling alone. Now we has some lesbianism!!!

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, STRETCH!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Just full of color, isn't it? :D

The thread is a carousel of color...

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN STARIGHT!!!

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Guts/Batman]

The thread is a carousel of color...

Of course it is. That's because we rule the thread.

[Stretch Dude]

How about Inoue Orihime, Matsumoto Rangiku, Tsunade and (manga) Erstin Ho? :cool:


FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

:D :D :D

I demand imagery, dammit!

FOR GREAT BOOBIES!!!

[Guts/Batman]

This is what a dual postathon looks like!!!

[Stretch Dude]

w00t! *Makes it so that said pocket dimension girls are nymphos*

Huzzah! *makes all the pocket-dimension girls shapeshifters*

[Guts/Batman]

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

The Khazan Empire is good. The Khazan Empire is just. The Khazan empire is honst. The Khazan Empire is to be glorified!

[Guts/Batman]

Huzzah! *makes all the pocket-dimension girls shapeshifters*

Stretch has all of the answers tonight.

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, and Stretch*

I had to bring another chick into it. Jeri was feeling alone. Now we has some lesbianism!!!

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, STRETCH!!!

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, and Guts*

Hooray for lesbianism!!

YES, AND I ONLY THINK THAT BECAUSE I KNOW I AM RIGHT!!!

(I have begun the 500th! Woot!)

[Guts/Batman]

I demand imagery, dammit!

FOR GREAT BOOBIES!!!

*Forges the Magically Magical Staff of Magical Sorcery, then uses it to produce images*

[Stretch Dude]

Of course it is. That's because we rule the thread.

With our multihued fists of psychosis.

[Stretch Dude]

This is what a dual postathon looks like!!!

ET better be taking notes, 'cause there'll be a quiz at the end.

[Stretch Dude]

The Khazan Empire is good. The Khazan Empire is just. The Khazan empire is honst. The Khazan Empire is to be glorified!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, and Guts*

Hooray for lesbianism!!

YES, AND I ONLY THINK THAT BECAUSE I KNOW I AM RIGHT!!!

(I have begun the 500th! Woot!)

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano and Stretch*

For the guys...Can't leave them out.

NO, I'll CRUSH YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch has all of the answers tonight.

I am guided by the mighty brain in my lower horn.

[Guts/Batman]

With our multihued fists of psychosis.

Damn straight. Psychosis is fun!

[Stretch Dude]

*Forges the Magically Magical Staff of Magical Sorcery, then uses it to produce images*

Images?! Where be they, that I may enjoy the boobage?!

[Guts/Batman]

ET better be taking notes, 'cause there'll be a quiz at the end.

Indeed. I wonder how many pages we have taken up with our nonsense...

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano and Stretch*

For the guys...Can't leave them out.

NO, I'll CRUSH YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, and Guts*

Well, that goes without saying.

NO, YOU WON'T!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Images?! Where be they, that I may enjoy the boobage?!

I was kinda hoping that someone else would have done that part but if I must...

[Stretch Dude]

Damn straight. Psychosis is fun!

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, and Guts*

Well, that goes without saying.

NO, YOU WON'T!!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, and Stretch*

Patrick will work it up right!

IT WILL BE SO. BEHOLD MY MIGHT HAND OF JUSTICE!

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed. I wonder how many pages we have taken up with our nonsense...

I think by this point we've taken up about a third of the thread.

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

Ha hah. If it is to be done, it is to be done right!

[Guts/Batman]

I think by this point we've taken up about a third of the thread.

And people still demand more!

[Stretch Dude]

I was kinda hoping that someone else would have done that part but if I must...

You must! You must! My lower horn demands sacrifice!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, and Stretch*

Patrick will work it up right!

IT WILL BE SO. BEHOLD MY MIGHT HAND OF JUSTICE!

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, and Guts*

He always does!

IT WILL NOT! BEHOLD MY MIGHTY SWORD OF MIGHTY MIGHTINESS!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Our latest round of nonsense started on page 491...

[Stretch Dude]

Ha hah. If it is to be done, it is to be done right!

Yes. Yes it does. :D

[Guts/Batman]

You must! You must! My lower horn demands sacrifice!!

Okay okay...

I shall access Google Image Search!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Our latest round of nonsense started on page 491...

10 pages of nonsense! WOOHOO!!!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

I demand imagery, dammit!

FOR GREAT BOOBIES!!!

*amused* Righty-o then! *cracks knuckles*

Erstin Ho (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:MOmangaErstinMeister.jpg)

Inoue Orihime (http://www.animegalleries.net/img/97933)

Tsunade (http://www.animegalleries.net/img/82742)

Matsumoto Rangiku (http://www.animegalleries.net/img/119297)

[Stretch Dude]

And people still demand more!

They just can't get enough
Just can't get enough...

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, and Guts*

He always does!

IT WILL NOT! BEHOLD MY MIGHTY SWORD OF MIGHTY MIGHTINESS!!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, classic Darth Vader and Stretch*

Darth is in the house!!!

IT WILL BE SO! BEHOLD MY AWESOMELY AWESOME HAMMER OF AWESOME JUSTICE AND MAGICALLY MAGICAL STAFF OF MAGICAL SORCERY!!!

[Guts/Batman]

10 pages of nonsense! WOOHOO!!!

And growing...

It demands more!

[Stretch Dude]

*amused* Righty-o then! *cracks knuckles*

Erstin Ho (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:MOmangaErstinMeister.jpg)

Inoue Orihime (http://www.animegalleries.net/img/97933)

Tsunade (http://www.animegalleries.net/img/82742)

Matsumoto Rangiku (http://www.animegalleries.net/img/119297)

Excellent, excellent. My lower horn is pleased.

However, when I said one could sleep upon Death's mighty ass...I meant literally. :D

[Guts/Batman]

They just can't get enough
Just can't get enough...

By no means king of the road,
Devil went down to Georgia...

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, classic Darth Vader and Stretch*

Darth is in the house!!!

IT WILL BE SO! BEHOLD MY AWESOMELY AWESOME HAMMER OF AWESOME JUSTICE AND MAGICALLY MAGICAL STAFF OF MAGICAL SORCERY!!!

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, classic Darth Vader, and Guts*

Yes, he is!!!

IT WILL NOT BE SO, FOR I WIELD THE ULTIMATE POWER OF ROCK!!! BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY GUITAR AX-CALIBUR!!!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Excellent, excellent. My lower horn is pleased.

However, when I said one could sleep upon Death's mighty ass...I meant literally. :D


Glad to be of help. :rolleyes:

Hmmm. Literally sleep upon? Hmmm.


L-sama, Ultra Giant-sized Washu/Tokimi/Tsunami?

[Stretch Dude]

And growing...

It demands more!

More, more, more
How do you like it?
How do you like it?...

[Stretch Dude]

By no means king of the road,
Devil went down to Georgia...

Once in a while
Maybe you might feel the urge
To break international copyright law...

[Stretch Dude]

Glad to be of help. :rolleyes:

Hmmm. Literally sleep upon? Hmmm.


L-sama, Ultra Giant-sized Washu/Tokimi/Tsunami?

Once again my lower horn demands imagery!

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, classic Darth Vader, and Guts*

Yes, he is!!!

IT WILL NOT BE SO, FOR I WIELD THE ULTIMATE POWER OF ROCK!!! BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY GUITAR AX-CALIBUR!!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, classic Darth Vader, Martha Stewart, and Stretch*

Gotta have those good eats while watching Booster/Beetle tape Jeri and Xena...

OH IT WILL BE SO! BEHOLD THE MIGHT FISH!

[Tami]

If you want a post-a-thon, then try this: Ten questions, answer one question per post, the one who can do ten posts, ten answers first, wins. ;)


1. Name the 5 best looking female heros in the Marvel Universe.

2. Which 5 comic book characters would you play poker with, if you wanted a guarenteed win.

3. Superman vs Captain America, which one is the best icon to represent the U.S.A.?

4. Dr. Who #10 lands in Asgard (MU version), who should he avoid at all cost?

5. What two superpowers would you least want to have?

6. Law and Order or CSI, which one would Batman watch most often?

7. Which superhero costume would you wear out in public?

8. What one weapon, if you could, would you bring with you to work/school?

9. Art Museums vs Science Museums, which one would you be willing to spend the night in?

10. What was the last book you read completely?

[Guts/Batman]

More, more, more
How do you like it?
How do you like it?...

Momma they try and break meeeee
Momma they try and break me
Momma they try, momma they try and break meeeeeeee
Momma they tryyyyyyy

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, classic Darth Vader, Martha Stewart, and Stretch*

Gotta have those good eats while watching Booster/Beetle tape Jeri and Xena...

OH IT WILL BE SO! BEHOLD THE MIGHT FISH!

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, classic Darth Vader, Martha Stewart, and Guts*

I'm swimming in my own soylent waste. It's a good thing.

IGNORANT INNARDMAN!!! ONLY SEAN CAN WIELD THE MIGHTY FISH!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Once in a while
Maybe you might feel the urge
To break international copyright law...

I wish I may, I might
Have this wish, I wish you died
Where's your crown King Nothing...

[Guts/Batman]

*laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, classic Darth Vader, Martha Stewart, and Guts*

I'm swimming in my own soylent waste. It's a good thing.

IGNORANT INNARDMAN!!! ONLY SEAN CAN WIELD THE MIGHTY FISH!!!

*Laughs with Ben Stiller, his dad, Tom Arnold, Danny DeVito, Ryan Reynolds, Jerry Lewis, the Three Stooges, Jeri Ryan, the Jetsons, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, the Animaniacs, Mario, Xena, Alyssa Milano, Patrick Swayze, classic Darth Vader, Martha Stewart, 80s April O'Neil, and Stretch*

Gotta love that yellow reporters suit!

Damn...must find the other weapons I made on the other Khazan threads...

KHAZANAMEHAMA!!!

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Once again my lower horn demands imagery!

*keels over* Dammit are trying to kill me?!?!










I am afraid your, um, 'lower horn' :rolleyes: , must go unappeased at this time as I cannot find any pictures :(

EDIT: I'm buggering off to bed now so, bye. *yawns mightily*

[Guts/Batman]

Whoa...

The color of the mighty fish changed...

110 to 25,000

[Guts/Batman]

Happy birthday, Erebus!

[Kholdhearted]

Happy B-day, I'll make sure Baked Superman shares with ya ;)

[SSJVegeta]

Happy Birthday, Erebus!

[kain5252]

Happy Birthday!





My creativity knows no bounds

[Guts/Batman]

My creativity knows no bounds

Heh. Don't feel too bad. All of mine is gone. 12 straight pages of nonsense took it's toll on me...

[Devon C.]

*Looks at last few pages*

We have REALLY gotta work on the running jokes we come up with around here...

[The Dog]

If you want a post-a-thon, then try this: Ten questions, answer one question per post, the one who can do ten posts, ten answers first, wins. ;)


1. Name the 5 best looking female heros in the Marvel Universe.

Rogue. Storm. Sue Storm. Wasp. Tigra.

[The Dog]

2. Which 5 comic book characters would you play poker with, if you wanted a guarenteed win.

Turk. Ten-Eyed Man. Stilt Man. Kite Man. Alicia Masters.

[The Dog]

3. Superman vs Captain America, which one is the best icon to represent the U.S.A.?

Honestly? I'd have to say it's a Tie. But if I have to choose, I'd go with Captain America.

[The Dog]

4. Dr. Who #10 lands in Asgard (MU version), who should he avoid at all cost?

Most everyone, I suppose. Well, unless he has signifigant prep. Otherwise, he might find out what it's like to have his own head up his ass.

[The Dog]

5. What two superpowers would you least want to have?

1) Immortality without regeneration/eternal youth.

2) Having my skin burst into excruciatingly painful, never-ceasing flame should I come into contact with air.

[The Dog]

6. Law and Order or CSI, which one would Batman watch most often?

Niether. Batman doesn't have time for such frivilous activities as "watching TV." Because between his brooding, heroing, and practicing being an emotionless hardass, when does he have TIME for TV?

But if he did sit down to watch TV, he'd watch Law and Order. Because if he watched CSI, he'd just get pissed about how he could do the job 100 times better than those "hopeless fools". :D

[The Dog]

7. Which superhero costume would you wear out in public?

The Punisher. It's the only one that wouldn't make me completely stick out like a sore thumb.

[The Dog]

8. What one weapon, if you could, would you bring with you to work/school?

The Ultimate Nullifyer. So I can Nullify things ultimately. Or something like that.

[The Dog]

9. Art Museums vs Science Museums, which one would you be willing to spend the night in?

Science Museums. They've got cooler things to look at/touch even though I'm not supposed to. :evilsmile That beats a bunch of drawings any day.

[The Dog]

10. What was the last book you read completely?

I do believe it was Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The book was OK, but the ending was too much of a downer.

[The Dog]

In the Post-A-Thon Questionaire/Contest... Thingy by Mrs. Tami, I win.

Let me repeat.

I WIN!:D

And plus, I have 11 posts added to my name! HOORAY FOR ME!

[Albert]

If you want a post-a-thon, then try this: Ten questions, answer one question per post, the one who can do ten posts, ten answers first, wins. ;)


1. Name the 5 best looking female heros in the Marvel Universe.



Well, its too late to win but *with Stallone droop-lip* I can at least go the distance.

Tigra.
Jocasta (yeah, I know...).
Power Princess.
Wasp.
Spider-Woman (Drew).

[Albert]

2. Which 5 comic book characters would you play poker with, if you wanted a guarenteed win.


Willie Lumpkin.
Ben Parker.
Aquarian.
Luna (Crystal & Quicksilver's offspring).
Streaky the Supercat.

[Albert]

3. Superman vs Captain America, which one is the best icon to represent the U.S.A.?



Captain America.

[Albert]

4. Dr. Who #10 lands in Asgard (MU version), who should he avoid at all cost?



Anyone sporting a Jack Kirby pose.

[Albert]

5. What two superpowers would you least want to have?

Hypersensitive Empathy

Projectile vomiting

[Albert]

6. Law and Order or CSI, which one would Batman watch most often?

CSI... and some Mythbusters now and again.

[Albert]

7. Which superhero costume would you wear out in public?



Spider-man's... or any costume that completely hid my face.

[Albert]

8. What one weapon, if you could, would you bring with you to work/school?



The fun gun from Escape from LA. Non-lethal, but induces a fast acting, powerful hallucinogenic.

[Albert]

9. Art Museums vs Science Museums, which one would you be willing to spend the night in?



I'd be willing to do either, though the art museum is probably the creepiest. All those eyes staring out at you. Better bring my fun gun.

[Albert]

10. What was the last book you read completely?

Quenched by Mary Ann Mitchell

[Schornforce]

Here's a little pic I did in reference to the following thread: Could Thanos Steal Christmas? (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=154727&highlight=Thanos+steal+Christmas)

I hope ya'll enjoy it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Thanos3.jpg

As a bonus, here's my default holiday pic this year. I know this is a bit early, but I won't have internet access for a little while, so my apologies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Schornforce/Christmas.jpg

[Gordon Smith]

And the same to you, Schornforce!

[nervmeister]

After a freak shrinking accident, the sleeping pokemon (pocket monster) known as Snorlax is shrunk down to the size of your thumb and it somehow finds it's way into your underwear. After you go a few days oblivious to where its hiding, it finally wakes up hungry and pissed. You at first notice an uncomfortable clawing sensation on your rear end and then you are stunned as you feel that your underpants are actually being chewed away at by the unlikely stowaway. Can you remove the Snorlax before it devours your trousers?

[OverMaster]

I give this thread ten minutes before Modship changes its title.

[Rob on the Job]

... you are stunned as you feel that your underpants are actually being chewed away at by the unlikely stowaway. Can you remove the Snorlax before it devours your trousers?

Not to worry: I think the Snorlax would be pretty full after devouring my underpants.

[God_of_Awesome]

I sure hope the monster in my pants doesn't awaken because of a tiny Snorlax eating my underwear, cause I don't want to face the implication of that.

[KJ Stewart]

After you go a few days oblivious to where its hiding...

You should all be ashamed of yourselves - You should all have said this, filthy buggers.

Personally, if it was me, it would get put in the wash after one day, and therefore wake up in the washing machine.

[Fallman]

Dude, it gags and dies on my underpants. Gags and dies.

I thought this would be something far less family friendly...

[choptop]

After a freak shrinking accident, the sleeping pokemon (pocket monster) known as Snorlax is shrunk down to the size of your thumb and it somehow finds it's way into your underwear. After you go a few days oblivious to where its hiding, it finally wakes up hungry and pissed. You at first notice an uncomfortable clawing sensation on your rear end and then you are stunned as you feel that your underpants are actually being chewed away at by the unlikely stowaway. Can you remove the Snorlax before it devours your trousers?


you need hellp.:D

[Schornforce]

Snorlaxes are very slow. Tiny Snorlax is caught easily and transported to somewhere more friendly than my nether-regions.

[Super Samurai]

Happy Christmas and a Merry Holidays to everyone.

[Super Samurai]

Wow this thread is certainly lively again. More madness to be had I guess.

[Guy1]

merry Christmas One And All!:d

[Knightosis]

Knightosis...I think I've had that. That's where your breath goes off and saves damsels in distress from fire-breathing dragons, right?

Wait, what?

and I ain't touching Knightosis with his "I am the Goddamn Batman" aura he has going on

Man, it's crazy what searching for your name will usher in! I had a "AMTGDBM" aura? Apparently only you noticed. :(

[Mr. Primetime]

MERRY DETHMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A METAL NIGHT!

Also, happy Yule; since I have a soft spot for pagans.

[Sharpandpointies]

Merry Christmas, or whatever holiday you follow, even if it's simply 'time off work with family'. :)

[Spidey-kid1]

EVERYONE HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!






























































or else.......:evilsmile

[Devon C.]

You know what? I just saw Welcome Back, Kotter for the first time yesterday. That show's better than I thought it'd be. Kaplan's a genius.

[Stretch Dude]

Wait, what?

You heard me. ("Knight" + "Halitosis" = "Knightosis!" Get it?)

[Eternal Torment]

You heard me. ("Knight" + "Halitosis" = "Knightosis!" Get it?)

I didn't. SPEAK LOUDER!

[Chrosis]

HAPPY CHRISTMAHANAKWANZIKUH!!!!

[Caswin]

Merry Christmas.

And why shouldn't everyone else be happy on December 25th?

[Pong]

Merry Christmas to everyone!!!

[Len Ikari145]

Merry Christmas to all you CBR lunatics!:D

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Merry Christmas!! and now opening for Iron Maiden Wyld Stallyns! :D

[kain5252]

Merry Christmas to all.

[Knightosis]

No, no I don't get it.
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.
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Therefore, I must be cleansed.
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With acid.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

No, no I don't get it.
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Therefore, I must be cleansed.
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With acid.

Which type?:p

[Knightosis]

Which type?:p

The kind from your stomach.

*grabs and shakes violently, while screaming in Arnold Schwarzenagger's
voice ala Predator movie scene right before he kills it*

C'mon, what are you waiting for?!

Burn me!

Do eet! Do eet now!

Burn me!

[Knightosis]

http://www.yale.edu/anime/imgarchive/Full%20Metal%20Alchemist/merry_christmas.jpg

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

*shrugs and pours the acid on him* I wonder if stomach acid is really that harmful.

[Knightosis]

*sniff sniff*

Have you had hotdogs recently?

[Caswin]

Which type?:pCan't you tell? White type, of course.

[Knightosis]

Furthermore, you can't "pour" stomach acids on someone. You gotta
regurgitate it.

Which means you actually warfed stomach acids on me.

You sick BASTARD.

And yet strangely....I am aroused....

[Super Samurai]

Furthermore, you can't "pour" stomach acids on someone. You gotta
regurgitate it.

Which means you actually warfed stomach acids on me.

You sick BASTARD.

And yet strangely....I am aroused....


Everybody is aroused by strange things. Especially in this thread, it makes you even crazier.

[Knightosis]

Seriously, I came everytime I see Overmaster post.

Which means my garbage can is completely overflowed just by looking at
every post in this thread alone.

[OverMaster]

I will be away this Sunday 24th and Monday 25th, and won't be able to post again until Tuesday. Sorry.

Have a very Merry Christmas, you all!

[SSJVegeta]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/774/happyholidayya9.gif

[Kholdhearted]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!


Oh and Chrosis......http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n194/Khold_2006/xmsvader.jpg

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Furthermore, you can't "pour" stomach acids on someone. You gotta
regurgitate it.

Which means you actually warfed stomach acids on me.

You sick BASTARD.

And yet strangely....I am aroused....


*whistles* Actually I thought ahead. *pulls out the pig stomaches* Hey you didn't state whether or not it had to be from a human. :D

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Right. >.<

[Guts/Batman]

*Looks at last few pages*

We have REALLY gotta work on the running jokes we come up with around here...

Heh. I said they were bad, didn't I?

[Spidey-kid1]

Heres another Merry Christmas greeting from yours truely!!!

http://plebei.hit.bg/merry%20christmas%201.jpg

http://images.epilogue.net/users/bobchan/merry-christmas.jpg

http://www.poalo.com/cafe/contest/2003/cont_007.jpg

http://personalpages.tds.net/~spoonandblade/SexyFemaleSanta.jpg

Ok....that came out a bit bigger than its supposed to be. :D

[Guts/Batman]

Wait, what?

It's wierd. You know how it is here at Khazan...

[Guts/Batman]

Seriously, I came everytime I see Overmaster post.

Which means my garbage can is completely overflowed just by looking at
every post in this thread alone.

That's what it's all about...:D

[Kholdhearted]

Heres another Merry Christmas greeting from yours truely!!!
http://personalpages.tds.net/~spoonandblade/SexyFemaleSanta.jpg


Must...resist....bowing....before Spidey-kid1....and....calling him...my master......

[Albert]

Furthermore, you can't "pour" stomach acids on someone. You gotta
regurgitate it.

Which means you actually warfed stomach acids on me.

You sick BASTARD.

And yet strangely....I am aroused....


Hey, hey... The Fly is not a porno!

I-is it?

[Guts/Batman]

I don't think the last one is gonna stay long...

[Spidey-kid1]

I don't think the last one is gonna stay long...

Ok well....it was worth it.:D