Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Albert]

*Guts reverts to a tiny naked human that embarrassedly shuffles off-screen*

Took me three reads to get that one. Wow, I have to remember to take my ginko biloba.

[Albert]

WE NEED CLEAREYES, STAT! CALL BEN STEIN!!
*mononotonus droning voice* Wow.

[The Dog]

WE NEED CLEAREYES, STAT! CALL BEN STEIN!!

I'm on it!

*Sprays the eye of sargeras with gas and wine before throwing a torch on it*

Errr... That's what you meant by "Creareyes", wasn't it? "Cover it in flammable liquid and light it ablaze", am I right?

[Albert]

I'm on it!

*Sprays the eye of sargeras with gas and wine before throwing a torch on it*

Errr... That's what you meant by "Creareyes", wasn't it? "Cover it in flammable liquid and light it ablaze", am I right?

*ducks behind plastic tarp labelled "In case of Gallagher concert" as boiled eyeball goop splatters across the room.*

[Stretch Dude]

I'm on it!

*Sprays the eye of sargeras with gas and wine before throwing a torch on it*

Errr... That's what you meant by "Creareyes", wasn't it? "Cover it in flammable liquid and light it ablaze", am I right?

No, but that works well too. :D

[Guts/Batman]

The next 36 hours for me: Interpersonal Communication paper - 5 pages, Old Testament Bible - 10 pages and 3 secondary sources, take home Symbollic Logic test.

[Guts/Batman]

*Guts reverts to a tiny naked human that embarrassedly shuffles off-screen*

It was good when it lasted...

[Guts/Batman]

Because I'm that damn good. :D

*Shakes head, then fist* I can't disagree with that.

[Albert]

The next 36 hours for me: Interpersonal Communication paper - 5 pages, Old Testament Bible - 10 pages and 3 secondary sources, take home Symbollic Logic test.

Old Testament? Cool. Lots and lots of smiting there. Amorites, Hittites, amd everybody's favorite whipping boys the Philistines.

[Guts/Batman]

Mostly because of Downtown devouring another thread while I slept. Originally Guts got it, while I claimed the demonic power of the 6666th post.

Whaaaaaa? I got robbed of the Power of 7000?!?

[Guts/Batman]

Old Testament? Cool. Lots and lots of smiting there. Amorites, Hittites, amd everybody's favorite whipping boys the Philistines.

But considering the other paper will rack my mind to the point of exhausting, it's not a good thing.

[Albert]

Whaaaaaa? I got robbed of the Power of 7000?!?

Smite! Smite! Smite! Smite! Smite! *hands Guts a can o' whoop ass*

[Guts/Batman]

Stretch Dude 1,289
Guts/Batman 1,227
Eternal Torment 777
Anthony Johanson 381
The Dog 240
Tommy 226
Chrosis 213
Super Samurai 195
Ant Crown 178
Devon Campbell 131

I can't believe that a little over a month ago, ET was tops. :D

Indeed. I didn't think I would catch him. But being the poster that I am, I did catch him.

[Albert]

But considering the other paper will rack my mind to the point of exhausting, it's not a good thing.

Would you like Dolly to help you?

http://michele.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/scary.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

Happy birthday, Rumbles brother Cleric.

[Stretch Dude]

The next 36 hours for me: Interpersonal Communication paper - 5 pages, Old Testament Bible - 10 pages and 3 secondary sources, take home Symbollic Logic test.

Thank heavens for your enormous Morbo-brain.

[Stretch Dude]

It was good when it lasted...

I'll get the radioactive food additives ready for next time.

[Guts/Batman]

Thank heavens for your enormous Morbo-brain.

Yea. I'll have to keep the Morbo-brain for the next 36 hours. And as much as I love the avatar, a new one will have to come out into the spotlight.

[Stretch Dude]

*Shakes head, then fist* I can't disagree with that.

Of course you can't. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Old Testament? Cool. Lots and lots of smiting there. Amorites, Hittites, amd everybody's favorite whipping boys the Philistines.

Ooh, careful around the Hittites. They have an in with Gozer, you know.

[Stretch Dude]

Whaaaaaa? I got robbed of the Power of 7000?!?

A twisted twisting of fate resulting from Downtown eating another thread.

[Stretch Dude]

But considering the other paper will rack my mind to the point of exhausting, it's not a good thing.

Racks can be quite exhausting...

[Guts/Batman]

A twisted twisting of fate resulting from Downtown eating another thread.

*Does the Vader stance* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I saw that. I am discouraged.

[Stretch Dude]

Smite! Smite! Smite! Smite! Smite! *hands Guts a can o' whoop ass*

Smite? He smite not!

[Guts/Batman]

Racks can be quite exhausting...

Very true. Nina Mercedez' rack especially.

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed. I didn't think I would catch him. But being the poster that I am, I did catch him.

And by the Irken rules of war, that makes him your prisoner.

[Guts/Batman]

Of course you can't. :D

Then again, there is a silver lining. If you weren't this good, I wouldn't be as good as I am.

[Stretch Dude]

Yea. I'll have to keep the Morbo-brain for the next 36 hours. And as much as I love the avatar, a new one will have to come out into the spotlight.

One with a tiny human brain, I'd wager.

[Guts/Batman]

And by the Irken rules of war, that makes him your prisoner.

Woooohoooo...a prisoner!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Does the Vader stance* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I saw that. I am discouraged.

Aye, aye. Would that a boon had been granted me that I possessed both the 7000 and the 6666 powers.

[Guts/Batman]

One with a tiny human brain, I'd wager.

I dunno. I haven't ahead as to what it will be yet. But it could be anything.

[Stretch Dude]

Very true. Nina Mercedez' rack especially.

Aye, and once they exhaust you, they make handy-dandy pillows.

[Albert]

Ooh, careful around the Hittites. They have an in with Gozer, you know.

Oh I know, it says so in... Ezekiel I think? Back me up here Guts. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

[Stretch Dude]

Then again, there is a silver lining. If you weren't this good, I wouldn't be as good as I am.

Just imagine how good you'd be had you been a TMI veteran.

[Guts/Batman]

Aye, and once they exhaust you, they make handy-dandy pillows.

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Woooohoooo...a prisoner!!!

Yes, they're quite tasty. Like flesh-Pringles.

[Guts/Batman]

Aye, aye. Would that a boon had been granted me that I possessed both the 7000 and the 6666 powers.

*Leers at you*

[Stretch Dude]

I dunno. I haven't ahead as to what it will be yet. But it could be anything.

Even something thirsty for chicken?

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, they're quite tasty. Like flesh-Pringles.

Mmmmm mmmm mmmmmm

[Guts/Batman]

Just imagine how good you'd be had you been a TMI veteran.

I would be SuperGuts!

[Stretch Dude]

Oh I know, it says so in... Ezekiel I think? Back me up here Guts. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

I'm sure you can.

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

DAMN SOFT!!

[Albert]

I'm sure you can.

Here, I made a diorama out of macaroni and toenail clip--- now where did it go?

[Stretch Dude]

*Leers at you*

I am quite attractive, aren't I?

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN SOFT!!

NIPPLES HARD!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Mmmmm mmmm mmmmmm

Once you're on top, the fun don't stop!

[Albert]

I am quite attractive, aren't I?

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you.

[Albert]

I am quite attractive, aren't I?

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you.

[Guts/Batman]

I am quite attractive, aren't I?

Aye aye Captain...

[Stretch Dude]

I would be SuperGuts!

Flying around, posting in brightly-colored spandex!!

[Albert]

I am quite attractive, aren't I?

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you.

[Albert]

I am quite attractive, aren't I?

Egads, Brain... a wormhole!

[Guts/Batman]

Flying around, posting in brightly-colored spandex!!

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Albert]

demonic forces messing wit my connect again. Damn it, I just sprayed for succubi.

[Eternal Torment]

There's no shame in running from a real world opponent, especially if he has superior martial art skills and an arsenal of firearms.

[Albert]

There's no shame in running from a real world opponent, especially if he has superior martial art skills and an arsenal of firearms.

Long Live Gun Fu!

[Eternal Torment]

Long Live Gun Fu!

He could whip John Preston's ass in Gun Kata. We headed him off and eliminated him in the Land of the Midnight Sun.

[Albert]

He could whip John Preston's ass in Gun Kata. We headed him off and eliminated him in the Land of the Midnight Sun.

I could whip Kelly Preston's ass with a willowy length of birchwood. Well, if it wasn't for that restraining order.

[Eternal Torment]

I could whip Kelly Preston's ass with a willowy length of birchwood. Well, if it wasn't for that restraining order.

Such is the harshness of the legal system.

[Albert]

Such is the harshness of the legal system.

Amen. Just like those liars at Dairy Queen...

just remember, if you're going to dig a shallow grave be sure to use quicklime.

[Stretch Dude]

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you.

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Stretch Dude]

Egads, Brain... a wormhole!

MY WALNUTS!!

[hitokiri_]

WE NEED CLEAREYES, STAT! CALL BEN STEIN!!

ben stein or maury ballstein?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

He who fears the coming darkness, fears it only becuase they know not what the light can do.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Because we've got stars, controlling our fates,
And we pray, we're not too late,
'Cause you know we've fallen from Grace.

Millenium..........

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Ran Tan, Earth and Sky,

Vemillion Blood and Earth and Sky.

Ran Tan, Iron and Fire,

Tainted blood and Iron and Fire.

Hail the wine of Gual!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Challa head challa!

[Caswin]

Sign #? that CBR-ites run Santa's Workshop: We get merged with Ireland for unclear reasons.

[Guts/Batman]

Ballabooboo

[Devon C.]

You ever seen a big cartoon fan? They can get real whiny and offended when you say something is garbage. I've seen some that look like they cry while they're typing. Some try to make you out to be an opponent of art and diversity, and get all uppity when you poke fun at something. If you ever get called a "cartoon elitist", you need to look back and see where it all went wrong.

I also hate it when fans of something refer to themselves as "we" (unless they're making a joke). Like, "we Hulk Hogan fans". This ain't no symbiotic mess and your name ain't Ermac.

And last, but not least, I dare you all to click this link. I just straight up DARE you.

http://www.jihad.net

[Chrosis]

Ballabooboo

Great Scott! I've been bamboozled!

[Stretch Dude]

Sign #? that CBR-ites run Santa's Workshop: We get merged with Ireland for unclear reasons.

Oh, you be gettin' that right, me boyo. *does a jig*

[Stretch Dude]

You ever seen a big cartoon fan? They can get real whiny and offended when you say something is garbage. I've seen some that look like they cry while they're typing. Some try to make you out to be an opponent of art and diversity, and get all uppity when you poke fun at something. If you ever get called a "cartoon elitist", you need to look back and see where it all went wrong.

Well, it depends on what you're calling garbage, really.

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch Dude 1,316
Guts/Batman 1,247
Eternal Torment 780
Anthony Johanson 381
The Dog 241
Tommy 226
Chrosis 214
Super Samurai 195
Ant Crown 178
Albert 147

ONWARD!!!

[Guts/Batman]

You ever seen a big cartoon fan? They can get real whiny and offended when you say something is garbage. I've seen some that look like they cry while they're typing. Some try to make you out to be an opponent of art and diversity, and get all uppity when you poke fun at something. If you ever get called a "cartoon elitist", you need to look back and see where it all went wrong.

I got called a perfectionist for having high standards for the comic books I am willing to buy. I think that is the first time that I have been called elitist...

[Guts/Batman]

Great Scott! I've been bamboozled!

Nothing more than you deserve, SuperDick...

Wait...You're not SuperDick...

[Guts/Batman]

ONWARD!!!

UPWARD!!!!!

[Chrosis]

Nothing more than you deserve, SuperDick...

Wait...You're not SuperDick...

No, I just suffer from acute bastarditus.

[Stretch Dude]

I got called a perfectionist for having high standards for the comic books I am willing to buy. I think that is the first time that I have been called elitist...

"Yes, I'm an elitist for not buying comics where the heroes are worse than the villains. Riiiight." :rolleyes:

[Stretch Dude]

Nothing more than you deserve, SuperDick...

Wait...You're not SuperDick...

You're one of the Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage! ...2!

[Guts/Batman]

No, I just suffer from acute bastarditus.

That would be why I was confused.

[Stretch Dude]

UPWARD!!!!!

AND ALWAYS TWIRLING, TWIRLING, TWIRLING TOWARDS FREEDOM!!!

[Guts/Batman]

"Yes, I'm an elitist for not buying comics where the heroes are worse than the villains. Riiiight." :rolleyes:

Pretty much what I said. And Knightosis said.

[Stretch Dude]

That would be why I was confused.

Such is your natural state.

[Stretch Dude]

Pretty much what I said. And Knightosis said.

Knightosis...I think I've had that. That's where your breath goes off and saves damsels in distress from fire-breathing dragons, right?

[Guts/Batman]

Such is your natural state.

Bastard. *Cries*

[Guts/Batman]

Knightosis...I think I've had that. That's where your breath goes off and saves damsels in distress from fire-breathing dragons, right?

Could be. Damn damsels in distress. They could be a little less damsel in distressy!

[Guts/Batman]

AND ALWAYS TWIRLING, TWIRLING, TWIRLING TOWARDS FREEDOM!!!

*Shakes head* You're twirling towards the sun.

[Stretch Dude]

Bastard. *Cries*

Why, thank you. :D Ha ha! I've made someone cry!

[Chrosis]

*Shakes head* You're twirling towards the sun.

How many times has the sun been used as a place to toss baddies that wouldn't be killed by other means?

[Guts/Batman]

Why, thank you. :D Ha ha! I've made someone cry!

I knew you would say that!*Cries more*

[Stretch Dude]

Could be. Damn damsels in distress. They could be a little less damsel in distressy!

Yeah! And if they have to be in distress, they could at least present a better package! Why should I save Princess Plain-Jane when Princess Spillsouttahertop is jigglin' with peril?

[Stretch Dude]

*Shakes head* You're twirling towards the sun.

Hmm...that would explain this intense searing heat I'm feeling.

And why my hair is melting...

[Guts/Batman]

How many times has the sun been used as a place to toss baddies that wouldn't be killed by other means?

Dunno. All I know is that the Sentry has done it, and threatened to do it many times.

[Stretch Dude]

How many times has the sun been used as a place to toss baddies that wouldn't be killed by other means?

Not enough times, I say! Let's start tossing the harmless ones there, too!

[Stretch Dude]

I knew you would say that!*Cries more*

Yes, my glory can be witnessed from any spacetime. *laughs more*

[Guts/Batman]

Hmm...that would explain this intense searing heat I'm feeling.

And why my hair is melting...

It's melting like wax.

[Stretch Dude]

Dunno. All I know is that the Sentry has done it, and threatened to do it many times.

The burning smell really starches his cape, if you know what I mean.

[Stretch Dude]

It's melting like wax.

What are you...OH, NO!! MY WINGS!! *falls from the sky and plummets into the sea*

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, my glory can be witnessed from any spacetime. *laughs more*

Cannot!*Sniffles til I stop crying*

[Guts/Batman]

The burning smell really starches his cape, if you know what I mean.

*Wonder what Stretch meant*

[Stretch Dude]

Cannot!*Sniffles til I stop crying*

Can so! 'Cause I said so! *steals Guts' lunch money and makes him cry again*

[Guts/Batman]

What are you...OH, NO!! MY WINGS!! *falls from the sky and plummets into the sea*

You'll thank me later. If that Kraken doesn't get you...

[Stretch Dude]

*Wonder what Stretch meant*

I'd tell ya, but I gotta go polish the Batmobile, if you know what I mean.

[Stretch Dude]

You'll thank me later. If that Kraken doesn't get you...

*is too busy eating a gigantic calimari platter to respond*

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah! And if they have to be in distress, they could at least present a better package! Why should I save Princess Plain-Jane when Princess Spillsouttahertop is jigglin' with peril?

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

DAMN BIG!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Can so! 'Cause I said so! *steals Guts' lunch money and makes him cry again*

Stop being a meanie!!! I'm gonna tell the principal!!!*Steals Stretch's lunch money in retaliation*

[The Dog]

What are you...OH, NO!! MY WINGS!! *falls from the sky and plummets into the sea*

*Throws a fishing line into the sea, reeling it back with Stretch Dude caught by his collar on the hook*

Aww man, I wanted a Great White Shark.

*Jaws jumps from the water, and engulfs Stretch in one great bite, hanging onto the line*

NICE!

[Guts/Batman]

I'd tell ya, but I gotta go polish the Batmobile, if you know what I mean.

*Shakes head* Damn you Stretch! Damn you to Hell, I really didn't want to have that image in my head.

[Guts/Batman]

*is too busy eating a gigantic calimari platter to respond*

Did you kill the Kraken? Damnit, that was supposed to be for the sequal to the sequal!

[Stretch Dude]

Stop being a meanie!!! I'm gonna tell the principal!!!*Steals Stretch's lunch money in retaliation*

Make me, wimp! *burns Guts' house to the ground...during his family reunion*

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN BIG!!!

DAMN SOFT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Throws a fishing line into the sea, reeling it back with Stretch Dude caught by his collar on the hook*

Aww man, I wanted a Great White Shark.

*Jaws jumps from the water, and engulfs Stretch in one great bite, hanging onto the line*

NICE!

*shark explodes in meaty meatchunks as Stretch bursts free*

[Stretch Dude]

*Shakes head* Damn you Stretch! Damn you to Hell, I really didn't want to have that image in my head.

:evilsmile

[Guts/Batman]

Make me, wimp! *burns Guts' house to the ground...during his family reunion*

I didn't like most of them anyways. *Pats Stretch on the back for a job well done, then punches him in the jaw for the one relative I did like

[Guts/Batman]

*shark explodes in meaty meatchunks as Stretch bursts free*

Nothing can keep Stretch down!

[Guts/Batman]

:evilsmile

You and your smiley, defying the character limit...*Leers at you*

[Stretch Dude]

Did you kill the Kraken? Damnit, that was supposed to be for the sequal to the sequal!

*Kraken returns from the restroom and joins Stretch in his eating.*

Hey man. D'ja find the bathroom okay?

Kraken: *unintelligible booming roar*

Yeah, I hear ya on that one. Those hand dryers are total crap.

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN SOFT!!!

DAMN TIGHT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

I didn't like most of them anyways. *Pats Stretch on the back for a job well done, then punches him in the jaw for the one relative I did like

Yes, but I needed to ensure the total elimination of your bloodline. *dodges the punch, grabs Guts' arm, and hurls him into the sun*

[Stretch Dude]

Nothing can keep Stretch down!
In more ways than one...
DAMN STRAIGHT!

[The Dog]

DAMN TIGHT!!!

GETTING KINDA RACY, AIN'T IT?

[Stretch Dude]

You and your smiley, defying the character limit...*Leers at you*

:evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

GETTING KINDA RACY, AIN'T IT?

DAMN RACY!

[Guts/Batman]

GETTING KINDA RACY, AIN'T IT?

NEVER! NEVER!

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

*Kraken returns from the restroom and joins Stretch in his eating.*

Hey man. D'ja find the bathroom okay?

Kraken: *unintelligible booming roar*

Yeah, I hear ya on that one. Those hand dryers are total crap.


Huh Funny I could have swore I heard Davy Jones screaming like a little girl somewhere.:p

[Guts/Batman]

*Kraken returns from the restroom and joins Stretch in his eating.*

Hey man. D'ja find the bathroom okay?

Kraken: *unintelligible booming roar*

Yeah, I hear ya on that one. Those hand dryers are total crap.

*Blinks* We have a Kraken. Now we need Johnny Depp...

[Stretch Dude]

NEVER! NEVER!

DAMN NEVER!

[Guts/Batman]

In more ways than one...
DAMN STRAIGHT!

DAMN LONG!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Huh Funny I could have swore I heard Davy Jones screaming like a little girl somewhere.:p

Yeah, the hand dryers are hell on his skin.

[The Dog]

Huh Funny I could have swore I heard Davy Jones screaming like a little girl somewhere.:p

Ah, that's my fault. I took his dolly and made him talk to Arlong. Poor Davy couldn't bare to be in the same room with a Fishman as badass as Arlong.

And I think Arlong's kind of embarrassed that Davy is of the same species as him.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Davy be needing alot of lotion then.

[Stretch Dude]

*Blinks* We have a Kraken. Now we need Johnny Depp...

*Johnny Depp arrives and sits with Stretch and Kraken.*

Johnny: Sorry I'm late, guys. Samuel L. Jackson keeps calling me about some superhero flick he wants me to do with him...

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, but I needed to ensure the total elimination of your bloodline. *dodges the punch, grabs Guts' arm, and hurls him into the sun*

I see. Well it isn't fully bad.*Comes back from the sun* What? You expect someone else? I'm Other Guts, bitch!

[Guts/Batman]

:evilsmile

:evilsmile

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Ah, that's my fault. I took his dolly and made him talk to Arlong. Poor Davy couldn't bare to be in the same room with a Fishman as badass as Arlong.

And I think Arlong's kind of embarrassed that Davy is of the same species as him.

The Kraken still looks alot better than Moomoo.

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN LONG!!!

DAMN THICK!

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN NEVER!

DAMN DAMN NEVER!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Davy be needing alot of lotion then.

He rubs the lotion on his skin, or else he gets the hose again.

[Guts/Batman]

*Johnny Depp arrives and sits with Stretch and Kraken.*

Johnny: Sorry I'm late, guys. Samuel L. Jackson keeps calling me about some superhero flick he wants me to do with him...

Not another Star Wars movie, is it?

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN THICK!

DAMN DOUBLE THICK!

[Stretch Dude]

I see. Well it isn't fully bad.*Comes back from the sun* What? You expect someone else? I'm Other Guts, bitch!

Yeah, it's actually quite pleasant. *stuffs Other Guts in a quantum singularity, folds the singularity in on itself, then shunts it into a decaying pocket dimension nanoseconds away from collapse*

[Stretch Dude]

:evilsmile

:rolleyes: :p

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Davy really does look like he should be Cthulu's cousin now doesn't he?

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN DAMN NEVER!!!

DAMN DAMN DAMN NEVER!

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, it's actually quite pleasant. *stuffs Other Guts in a quantum singularity, folds the singularity in on itself, then shunts it into a decaying pocket dimension nanoseconds away from collapse*

I got a nice tan out of it, thanks Stretch. *Other Guts screams "Noooo". Emperor Guts congratulates Stretch* You have saved the day.

[Stretch Dude]

Not another Star Wars movie, is it?

Johnny: Nah, it's based on some comic some psycho wrote.

[Guts/Batman]

:rolleyes: :p

:mad: :eek:

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN DOUBLE THICK!

DAMN TRIPLE THICK!

[Guts/Batman]

Johnny: Nah, it's based on some comic some psycho wrote.

Interesting. Pretty general then, I see.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Are they forcing you to redo Edward Scissorhands?

[Stretch Dude]

I got a nice tan out of it, thanks Stretch. *Other Guts screams "Noooo". Emperor Guts congratulates Stretch* You have saved the day.

You're quite welcome. *bows without humility* Yes. Yes I did, Emperor.

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN TRIPLE THICK!

We are talking about milk shakes here, right?

DAMN TRIPLE QUADRUPLE THICK DOUBLE DARE YOU TO EAT IT!

[The Dog]

The Kraken still looks alot better than Moomoo.

True. But that's because if Arlong had gotten a Kraken-like beast, then his badassedness would be so high that Luffy could never had defeated him.

And Hell, it's not like Arlong needs a big scary beast to sink boats and scare people. He's scary enough as is, what with his nose, teeth, and willingness to kill and destroy shit with his bare hands.

And if he needs to have a boat sent beneath the waves, he just sends three minions and they do it just fine.

[Stretch Dude]

:mad: :eek:

:confused: :cool:

[Guts/Batman]

You're quite welcome. *bows without humility* Yes. Yes I did, Emperor.

*Sits down to Sumptuous meal* Squid again? WTF?!?

[Stretch Dude]

Interesting. Pretty general then, I see.

Johnny: I'd assume so. He wants me to fly around in some kind of armored suit.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

True. But that's because if Arlong had gotten a Kraken-like beast, then his badassedness would be so high that Luffy could never had defeated him.

And Hell, it's not like Arlong needs a big scary beast to sink boats and scare people. He's scary enough as is, what with his nose, teeth, and willingness to kill and destroy shit with his bare hands.

And if he needs to have a boat sent beneath the waves, he just sends three minions and they do it just fine.

Ussop gets props for defeating one of them.

[Guts/Batman]

Johnny: I'd assume so. He wants me to fly around in some kind of armored suit.

Don't you have yourself confused with someone else...? Are you drunk again?

[Guts/Batman]

:confused: :cool:

If only we had that smiley with the eyes open but the mouth shut over here. That would be awesome.

[Stretch Dude]

We are talking about milk shakes here, right?

DAMN TRIPLE QUADRUPLE THICK DOUBLE DARE YOU TO EAT IT!

Pretty sure we're not...

DAMN DOUBLE TRIPLE QUADRA-OCTUPLE THICK TRIPLE INFINITY² DARE YOU TO EAT IT!

[Stretch Dude]

*Sits down to Sumptuous meal* Squid again? WTF?!?

*joins meal as well* You don't wanna know, sir. Trust me.

[Stretch Dude]

Don't you have yourself confused with someone else...? Are you drunk again?

Johnny: 'Course I'm not, love. Now tell me, in all seriousnessess, how d'you even stand up with those SUVs in your bra?

[Stretch Dude]

If only we had that smiley with the eyes open but the mouth shut over here. That would be awesome.

As awesome as an awesome thing.

[Guts/Batman]

Pretty sure we're not...

DAMN DOUBLE TRIPLE QUADRA-OCTUPLE THICK TRIPLE INFINITY² DARE YOU TO EAT IT!

I didn't think so either. I can't match this post...

Damn you!

[Guts/Batman]

*joins meal as well* You don't wanna know, sir. Trust me.

*Eats and drinks*I'll take your word for it...

[Stretch Dude]

I didn't think so either. I can't match this post...

Damn you!

:evilsmile

[Guts/Batman]

Johnny: 'Course I'm not, love. Now tell me, in all seriousnessess, how d'you even stand up with those SUVs in your bra?

*Looks down at my chest* My bra? Oh yea, I'm just that good baby!

[Stretch Dude]

*Eats and drinks*I'll take your word for it...

*guzzles mead* It's for the best.

[Guts/Batman]

:evilsmile

And the return of the smiley that defy's CBR bylaws on top of it!

I conceivably could have matched it. It just would have taken a lot of space. I'm pretty sure that some mod would be too happy about it.

[Stretch Dude]

*Looks down at my chest* My bra? Oh yea, I'm just that good baby!

Johnny: Mus' be one helluva back y'got there. Maybe we oughta... *falls out of his chair and passes out*

[Stretch Dude]

And the return of the smiley that defy's CBR bylaws on top of it!

I conceivably could have matched it. It just would have taken a lot of space. I'm pretty sure that some mod would be too happy about it.

Partypoopers, they is.

[Guts/Batman]

As awesome as an awesome thing.

*Forges the Awesomey Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice*

[Stretch Dude]

*Forges the Awesomey Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice*

*awesomely swings the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice*

[Guts/Batman]

*guzzles mead* It's for the best.

*Eats food til I am full* DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Partypoopers, they is.

Indeed, but I like to stay on the good side of people who can ban me...

[Guts/Batman]

Johnny: Mus' be one helluva back y'got there. Maybe we oughta... *falls out of his chair and passes out*

You should see me in action...*Says until Johnny falls out of the chair, turns to Jessica Rabbit* Let's get out of here. I thought he was talking to you for a second...

[Guts/Batman]

*awesomely swings the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice*

Hey! You have your own sword to swing around!

[The Dog]

Ussop gets props for defeating one of them.

Of course. Ussop gets props for a lot of things. He's an underrated badass among the Straw Hats, especially in raw determination, intelligence, and damage soak.

Hell, he took the equivalent of ten gunshots to the chest at once from Jyabura's Jusshigan and all it did was temporarily stun him.

So, you don't dare underestimate Usopp, or else he will leave you a smoking body on the ground.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

...*looks around* So anyone got any Rum around?

[The Dog]

...*looks around* So anyone got any Rum around?

*Johnny Depp gets to his feet, obviously out of his mind and thinking he's Jack Sparrow*

Johnny: Why is the Rum gone?

[Guts/Batman]

*Johnny Depp gets to his feet, obviously out of his mind and thinking he's Jack Sparrow*

Johnny: Why is the Rum gone?

The crew had to use it to temporarily piss off the Kraken.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

*points to Davy Jones* Davy just took off with the rest of it, that wily bastard.

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed, but I like to stay on the good side of people who can ban me...

Quoted for truth.

[Stretch Dude]

You should see me in action...*Says until Johnny falls out of the chair, turns to Jessica Rabbit* Let's get out of here. I thought he was talking to you for a second...

Just be glad he was only mildly drunk.

[Stretch Dude]

Hey! You have your own sword to swing around!

True, true. *awesomely hands the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice to Guts*

[Stretch Dude]

...*looks around* So anyone got any Rum around?

Rum...?

RUM!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Johnny Depp gets to his feet, obviously out of his mind and thinking he's Jack Sparrow*

Johnny: Why is the Rum gone?

Johnny: *stumbles around* Oh...that's why.

[Gordon Smith]

May many presents (*) be showered upon you!

~~Gordon

(*) Well, maybe not too many presents. Don't want to leave you empty-handed for Christmas!

[Sharpandpointies]

Empty handed for Christmas is fine - he just gets 'em early. :)

Happy birthday!

[Guts/Batman]

Just be glad he was only mildly drunk.

Oh I am, believe me.

But in all seriousness, I thought Robert Downy Jr. was playing Iron Man...

[Guts/Batman]

True, true. *awesomely hands the Awesomely Awesome Hammer of Awesome Justice to Guts*

*Awesomely thanks Stretch for doing so*

[Guts/Batman]

Countdown til I see Rocky Balboa: 5 hours :D

I am pumped!

[Stretch Dude]

Oh I am, believe me.

But in all seriousness, I thought Robert Downy Jr. was playing Iron Man...

He is. I was referencing that scene in the first Ultimates arc when they were discussing who would play themselves in a movie.

[Stretch Dude]

*Awesomely thanks Stretch for doing so*

You're awesomely welcome.

[Guts/Batman]

He is. I was referencing that scene in the first Ultimates arc when they were discussing who would play themselves in a movie.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Now it makes sense...

[Guts/Batman]

You're awesomely welcome.

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Eternal Torment]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!

[Tami]

Today is my 9th wedding anniversary. :D

The traditional gift is supposed to be pottery, but real world pottery is kind of boring. If I wanted to give my husband a gift of pottery from anywhere in the multiverse, what would be the most unusual or interesting choice. :p The only thing I can think of is Aunt May's vase, but that wouldn't be right. Any suggestions? ;)

[Gordon Smith]

Today is my 9th wedding anniversary. :D

The traditional gift is supposed to be pottery, but real world pottery is kind of boring. If I wanted to give my husband a gift of pottery from anywhere in the multiverse, what would be the most unusual or interesting choice. The only thing I can think of is Aunt May's vase, but that wouldn't be right. Any suggestions?

No gift suggestions, Tami, but congratulations on the anniversary.

[Tami]

No gift suggestions, Tami, but congratulations on the anniversary.

Thanks! :)

[The Dog]

Today is my 9th wedding anniversary. :D

The traditional gift is supposed to be pottery, but real world pottery is kind of boring. If I wanted to give my husband a gift of pottery from anywhere in the multiverse, what would be the most unusual or interesting choice. :p The only thing I can think of is Aunt May's vase, but that wouldn't be right. Any suggestions? ;)

CONGRADULATIONS TAMI! I wish you and your happy hubby the best of luck.

[Eternal Torment]

Congrats, Tami.

[Stretch Dude]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Now it makes sense...

A scary concept for Downtown.

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

DAMN AWESOME!!!

[Stretch Dude]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!

PUMPERNICKELLLLLLLLLLLLLL???!!! (I must say, setting the color tag to Black is rather redundant...)

[Stretch Dude]

Today is my 9th wedding anniversary. :D

The traditional gift is supposed to be pottery, but real world pottery is kind of boring. If I wanted to give my husband a gift of pottery from anywhere in the multiverse, what would be the most unusual or interesting choice. :p The only thing I can think of is Aunt May's vase, but that wouldn't be right. Any suggestions? ;)

You're married?

A happyversary to you, then!

[Eternal Torment]

PUMPERNICKELLLLLLLLLLLLLL???!!! (I must say, setting the color tag to Black is rather redundant...)

DISCO INFERNO!!!!!

[Guts/Batman]

A scary concept for Downtown.

We've seen practicely everything so, it has to be reallllllllllllllly disturbed to make a dent.

[Tami]

You're married?

A happyversary to you, then!

Thank you, everyone. :)

[The Dog]

Thank you, everyone. :)

You are welcome.

[Chrosis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w71V2E3VC5s

*******

Grandpa: Apparently I've been severely injured by playing a card game...

*******

Yugi/Yami: Wait, did you just summon three monsters in one turn? That's against the rules!

Kaiba: Screw the rules! I have money!

*******

Yugi/Yami: My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards! -except maybe for kuribo... but it also has this! The unstoppable exodia!

Kaiba: What?! Exodia!? That's impossible! Nobody's ever been able to summon him!

Yugi/Yami: Really? Is that because it's so rare?

Kaiba: No, it's because this game makes no sense! Nobody can figure out how to do it!

Yugi/Yami: Nobody except me!

[Stretch Dude]

DISCO INFERNO!!!!!

DO THE HUSTLE!!!!

[Stretch Dude]

We've seen practicely everything so, it has to be reallllllllllllllly disturbed to make a dent.

Or a reallllllllllllllly big sledgehammer.

[Stretch Dude]

Thank you, everyone. :)

Welcomeversary!!

[Guts/Batman]

Or a reallllllllllllllly big sledgehammer.

That works too. MY realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly Awesomely big Awesome sledgehammer. :D

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

So anyone got any new year's Resolutions they want to make? :D

[Eternal Torment]

So anyone got any new year's Resolutions they want to make? :D

I will ruin as many lives as possible this year.

[Eternal Torment]

That works too. MY realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly Awesomely big Awesome sledgehammer. :D

It's not about size, but how you use it.

[Eternal Torment]

DO THE HUSTLE!!!!

BURN, BABY, BURN!

[Eternal Torment]

*Sits down to Sumptuous meal* Squid again? WTF?!?

And why do you get the best food? WHY?!

[Eternal Torment]

I love it when I get to have free shots. And cheap shots. And shots of vodka.

[Eternal Torment]

Seriously, mostly everybody who posts here is gone, leaving it to me and Guts.

[Eternal Torment]

The shortest postathon ever!

[Eternal Torment]

It's not fair, I can't even achieve one page!

[Eternal Torment]

I should stop sometime. Spamming is not the best activity on these boards.

[Eternal Torment]

Isn't anyone going to spoil my fun yet?

[Eternal Torment]

And now it ends!

[Eternal Torment]

Now I'm getting really worried....

[Eternal Torment]

Ahhhh! I can't stop myself from posting!

[Eternal Torment]

Almost full!

[Eternal Torment]

Please be it!

[Eternal Torment]

One page! Yeah!

[Eternal Torment]

My first postathon is a success!

[Guts/Batman]

That's not a postathon. That's just spamming. A postathon happens when you are responding to lots of posts in a row.

[Stretch Dude]

That works too. MY realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly Awesomely big Awesome sledgehammer. :D

I got one o' thems, too! :D

[Stretch Dude]

So anyone got any new year's Resolutions they want to make? :D

I resolve to burn many a world.

[Stretch Dude]

It's not fair, I can't even achieve one page!

I laugh at you.

[Guts/Batman]

I got one o' thems, too! :D

No doubt in my mind.

Though I am kinda pissed because I played a hell of a game in a dynasty for MVP baseball, the couldn't save it because of lack of space...

[Stretch Dude]

I should stop sometime. Spamming is not the best activity on these boards.

Still laughing.

[Stretch Dude]

Isn't anyone going to spoil my fun yet?

I will! I will!

[Stretch Dude]

And now it ends!

*board fades to sepia*

*credits roll*

[Stretch Dude]

Ahhhh! I can't stop myself from posting!

It's an addiction.

[Stretch Dude]

My first postathon is a success!

Silly fool. You know not the ways of the postathon.

[Guts/Batman]

I laugh at you.

*Laughs with Stretch*

[Stretch Dude]

That's not a postathon. That's just spamming. A postathon happens when you are responding to lots of posts in a row.

Yeah, what he said. And besides...one page? Not a postathon.

[Eternal Torment]

Well, then I've caught the spamming bug. I have to stop myself from being a troll. I'll be back in two days after I lock myself in a room and scream obscenities at a picture of a window for hours.

[Guts/Batman]

Still laughing.

*Still laughs with Stretch*

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs with Stretch*

*laughs with Guts*