Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

And puts out the light...

And sees quite a sight...

[Stretch Dude]

Aye...brother Stretch.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/125000/125275lQTp_w.jpg

Because he's cooking it, I'll eat it.

As would I. It must be heavenly, I'd imagine. *is pummelled*

[Guts/Batman]

Lemme rephrase that: What's the opposite of all-powerful?

I buy it. That look is pure evil.

Clooney is the Devil for sure.

There is no opposite for all-powerful is there?

http://____www.garlicnews.com/StoryImages/Kerri%20Wlsh%20Misty%20May_2004-09-01.jpg

There is a God after all...!

[Stretch Dude]

Clooney is the Devil for sure.

There is no opposite for all-powerful is there?

Try powerless.

http://____www.garlicnews.com/StoryImages/Kerri%20Wlsh%20Misty%20May_2004-09-01.jpg

There is a God after all...!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Guts/Batman]

http://cs.wellesley.edu/~fturbak/pics/captain-abstraction.jpg

There are no words.

[Oggy]

*Explosions ring out and lights flash as Me, dressed like a commando version of Santa, with a LotR female elf, a Furry woman, a female Drow, a Tamaranian woman, and a Duck Dodgers-style female Martian, the women dressed in matching red and green bikinis, appear*

Me: Commando Santa and the Ninja Helpers are on the job! Get the rocket sleigh packed up with the gifts and the booze!

*Takes a long slug of rum, grabs a torch, and shoots a gout of flame high into the air*

Me: This Christmas is going to be fun! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: Ha Ha...moving target. Boys, get the roman candles and rocket launcher. *singles to a group of dwarves* And be sure you get the catipult loaded with that flaming rock of dog shit. We're going to light that sled up. :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

http://cs.wellesley.edu/~fturbak/pics/captain-abstraction.jpg

There are no words.

"Believe it or not, I'm walking on air..."

"No. You're not. Get away from me before I call the cops."

[Guts/Batman]

Try powerless.

I feel dumb...

DAMN STRAIGHT!

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Guts/Batman]

"Believe it or not, I'm walking on air..."

"No. You're not. Get away from me before I call the cops."

And the cops got there and were astounded by the crazy kid...

http://danwarne.com/pics/captain_obvious.jpg

There's Jack!

[Chou Blaster]

And the Punishment changes.

No lump of coal for naughty childrne of th e world.

But CHou flies to your damn house, and drunken Hal style punche syo uin the face, as Cleric bes nice Santa

[Stretch Dude]

I feel dumb...

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Stretch Dude]

And the cops got there and were astounded by the crazy kid...

http://danwarne.com/pics/captain_obvious.jpg

There's Jack!

Jack is back!

[Guts/Batman]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/captainobvious-30189.jpg

Do I sense some Captain Hero?

[Guts/Batman]

Jack is back!

Jack is always back...

[Stretch Dude]

Do I sense some Captain Hero?

Nah, Captain Hero woulda thrown him. At Mach 10.

[Stretch Dude]

Jack is always back...

Except when he's front.

[Guts/Batman]

Nah, Captain Hero woulda thrown him. At Mach 10.

What a dick!

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/336/5/5/s_p_e_w__does_not_approve_by_makani.jpg

She's telling off Santa!

[sharkerbob]

You'd better hold me back from the toy maker... I have some "adult toys" schematics that might not be legal... or sane.

On the other hand, if I'm not distracted by the toy maker, I will drown the world in that liquid chocolate that hardens on contact.

[nervmeister]

Black lumps of coal are replaced with flaming lumps of bovine turds.

[Guts/Batman]

Except when he's front.

And center...

http://www.mcpeepants.com/pics/oldrippy1.gif

Drippy is all the rage.

[Stretch Dude]

What a dick!

That's what the ladies and some of the men say...

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/336/5/5/s_p_e_w__does_not_approve_by_makani.jpg

She's telling off Santa!

Yes. Yes she is.

[Chou Blaster]

Black lumps of coal are replaced with flaming lumps of bovine turds.
I rahte rone punch.


Oh and I help make toys for the good childrne, real, honest ot God legal toys.

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/son-godzilla-a.jpg

Don't mess with this thing...

[Stretch Dude]

And center...

http://www.mcpeepants.com/pics/oldrippy1.gif

Drippy is all the rage.

Which is odd, since he has none.

[The Dog]

Me: Ha Ha...moving target. Boys, get the roman candles and rocket launcher. *singles to a group of dwarves* And be sure you get the catipult loaded with that flaming rock of dog shit. We're going to light that sled up. :evilsmile

Me: "Sled?" Sleds are so old-school! This is my gift-delivering vehicle!

*A flying tank-like vehicle armed with chainsaw cannons, missiles, normal bomb bombs, spear launchers, flaming feces bombs, bombs that explode and fling burning saw blades, pulled by two large black fire-breathing dragons enters the sky*

Me: Bring it on dwarf boy!:evilsmile

[Guts/Batman]

That's what the ladies and some of the men say...

Quoted for truth.

Yes. Yes she is.

I sense a lump of coal instead of what she really wanted to Christmas, which I bet was a dildo...

[Guts/Batman]

Which is odd, since he has none.

True. He doesn't look like he is dripping at all. False advertisement!

http://www.siamese-kittens.com/Kaffee-Babies.jpg

No Google Rampage can be called a rampage without kittens.

[Oggy]

I call dibs on toy designer. Oh yeah...I'll be the Joker of toy manufacturing. An artist of the most insane, incomprable methods of psycological torture to ever walk upon the planet. Yes...now the rest of the world WILL FEEL MY PAIN! :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/son-godzilla-a.jpg

Don't mess with this thing...

Not the mama!

[Stretch Dude]

Quoted for truth.

Requoted for double-truth.

I sense a lump of coal instead of what she really wanted to Christmas, which I bet was a dildo...

Eh, the coal works just as well.

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.bergintoys.com/sp_related/2005-Feb/details/detail-Space%20Captain%20Trophy%202.jpg

Move over Academy Awards!

[Chrosis]

Not the mama!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39396000/jpg/_39396476_dingoap203.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

True. He doesn't look like he is dripping at all. False advertisement!

http://www.siamese-kittens.com/Kaffee-Babies.jpg

No Google Rampage can be called a rampage without kittens.

DEMON KITTIES!!!!

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.bergintoys.com/sp_related/2005-Feb/details/detail-Space%20Captain%20Trophy%202.jpg

Move over Academy Awards!

Now that's just badass.

[Guts/Batman]

Not the mama!

This post looked like a good amount of effort was needed...

*Applauds Stretch*

[Stretch Dude]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39396000/jpg/_39396476_dingoap203.jpg

DOG!!!!

*hides*

[Guts/Batman]

Eh, the coal works just as well.

True. Coal works for just about everything.

http://pbskids.org/barney/children/games/images/bj_ball.gif

*Sees the end of the world in the near distance*

[Stretch Dude]

This post looked like a good amount of effort was needed...

*Applauds Stretch*

*bows*

Thank yew, thank yew.

[Stretch Dude]

*Sees the end of the world in the near distance*

Boy, he likes his balls...

[Chou Blaster]

:And Cue the CHou as Meccha Chou/Sant awith a Big ass Hamem rthat rides "thor!" an d the Storm Birnger.:


Calm the freel down! We are supposed to be co op of this damn work shop? ANd why bother with a device, I rathe rfly Super man style

[Guts/Batman]

DEMON KITTIES!!!!

And here I was thinking that weren't demon kitties...

http://www.rintinaby.co.uk/images/Tufty%20dance.jpg

Perhaps this is less demonic...

[Guts/Batman]

Now that's just badass.

Aye. It is. I want a trophy just like it now.

[Stretch Dude]

And here I was thinking that weren't demon kitties...

http://www.rintinaby.co.uk/images/Tufty%20dance.jpg

Perhaps this is less demonic...

KITTY HUG!!

[Guts/Batman]

Boy, he likes his balls...

Barney will have a problem on his hands when he grows up...

[Stretch Dude]

Aye. It is. I want a trophy just like it now.

As do I. And it comes to life and flies around and we have adventures in space with it and ride space bunnies and fight evil space barons for the fate of the space bunnies.

[Guts/Batman]

KITTY HUG!!

http://www.importantrecords.com/images/kittyimages/robokitties4.jpg

I think this is what you were after...

My Coca-Cola bottle is talking at me...

[Oggy]

Me: "Sled?" Sleds are so old-school! This is my gift-delivering vehicle!

*A flying tank-like vehicle armed with chainsaw cannons, missiles, normal bomb bombs, spear launchers, flaming feces bombs, bombs that explode and fling burning saw blades, pulled by two large black fire-breathing dragons enters the sky*

Me: Bring it on dwarf boy!:evilsmile

Ha ha ha...but can your tank survive the insanely ingenius catipult which will fire off a 300 pound rock of flaming dog turd. :evilsmile We will find out. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Barney will have a problem on his hands when he grows up...

I think the problem will be in his hands, rather.

[Guts/Batman]

As do I. And it comes to life and flies around and we have adventures in space with it and ride space bunnies and fight evil space barons for the fate of the space bunnies.

What kinda hash are you doing? I want some...

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.importantrecords.com/images/kittyimages/robokitties4.jpg

I think this is what you were after...

My Coca-Cola bottle is talking at me...

KITTY-ROBOT SLEEPOVER PARTY!!!

[Guts/Batman]

I think the problem will be in his hands, rather.

True. Barney is fucked.

And because I have posted kittens...

http://nuclear.ucdavis.edu/~rpicha/sample/puppies.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

What kinda hash are you doing? I want some...

'Kay. *scoops out part of his brain, sticks it on a waffle cone, and hands it to Guts*

[Guts/Batman]

KITTY-ROBOT SLEEPOVER PARTY!!!

Sounds like a nice sleepover party...

I wonder how long the robot lasts...

http://thundercats.vpga.com/toys/berbils_toy.jpg

So this is what I get for typing in "berbils" not "gerbils"...

[Caswin]

As long as we can make a line of cute blue bears with angelic wings, I'll be reasonably happy.

Don't know what I'm talking about? Watch Rudolph again. In my opinion, the best misfit of them all.

[Stretch Dude]

True. Barney is fucked.

And because I have posted kittens...

http://nuclear.ucdavis.edu/~rpicha/sample/puppies.jpg

PUPPIES!!!

*hides*

[Guts/Batman]

'Kay. *scoops out part of his brain, sticks it on a waffle cone, and hands it to Guts*

Mmmmmmmmm...

Tastes goood. *Feels head* Why am I bleeding? What'd you do to me Stretch?

[Stretch Dude]

Sounds like a nice sleepover party...

I wonder how long the robot lasts...

http://thundercats.vpga.com/toys/berbils_toy.jpg

So this is what I get for typing in "berbils" not "gerbils"...

ROBO-POOH!!!

[Guts/Batman]

PUPPIES!!!

*hides*

The one I wanted to post because it would be bannable...

So that one has to suffice.

[Stretch Dude]

Mmmmmmmmm...

Tastes goood. *Feels head* Why am I bleeding? What'd you do to me Stretch?

Beats me...I gave you part of my brain.

[Guts/Batman]

ROBO-POOH!!!

Never thought about that that way...

[Stretch Dude]

The one I wanted to post because it would be bannable...

So that one has to suffice.

Suffice?! NOOOO!!

[Stretch Dude]

Never thought about that that way...

Such is the might of my brainmeats.

[Guts/Batman]

Beats me...I gave you part of my brain.

Again...I misread...Damn you, Stretch...

http://www.lambiek.net/artists/m/mojica_yvonne/shits_giggles.jpg

The things you learn on the Internet...

[Guts/Batman]

Suffice?! NOOOO!!

http://jeffspromisedland.150m.com/images/abt.jpg

You scare the cat!!!

[Guts/Batman]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/pic3139.jpg

Again, I have no words.

[God_of_Awesome]

Per my order, every gift or... whatever.... must be topped with a mini-fro in place of a bow

[Guts/Batman]

http://fuzzybloodhound.podomatic.com/2006-04-18T17_03_58-07_00.jpg

Chuck's back?

[Stretch Dude]

Again...I misread...Damn you, Stretch...

Ha ha! Again I have played hob with your eyebulbs!

[Stretch Dude]

http://jeffspromisedland.150m.com/images/abt.jpg

You scare the cat!!!

I SCARE THE CAT!!!

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.sportiek.com/user/fotoalbum/albums/userpics/Goeiesnorkees/Glamour-snor-groupies.JPG

With groupies like these...

[Stretch Dude]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/pic3139.jpg

Again, I have no words.

Talk about a shitty haircut...

[Stretch Dude]

http://fuzzybloodhound.podomatic.com/2006-04-18T17_03_58-07_00.jpg

Chuck's back?

Roundhouse kicking his way to box-office glory!

[Guts/Batman]

Ha ha! Again I have played hob with your eyebulbs!

Musta been her for a second...

http://junkmail.chattablogs.com/archives/crunk.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.sportiek.com/user/fotoalbum/albums/userpics/Goeiesnorkees/Glamour-snor-groupies.JPG

With groupies like these...

...who needs to be good-looking?

[Guts/Batman]

I SCARE THE CAT!!!

Yes, you did you horrible man...

[Stretch Dude]

http://junkmail.chattablogs.com/archives/crunk.jpg

Musta been her for a second...

http://junkmail.chattablogs.com/archives/crunk.jpg

I'll say! You double-picced!

[Stretch Dude]

Yes, you did you horrible man...

I HORRIBLE MAN!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Roundhouse kicking his way to box-office glory!

http://www.perroloco.net/images/Give_It_Up.jpg

Always giving it up for Chuck.

[Guts/Batman]

I'll say! You double-picced!

That I did, but have un double picted.

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.perroloco.net/images/Give_It_Up.jpg

Always giving it up for Chuck.

YOU'RE OUT OF THE GANG!

[Stretch Dude]

That I did, but have un double picted.

Yes, but your mistake is captured forever in my Mighty Quote of Eternal Shame.

[Guts/Batman]

I HORRIBLE MAN!!!

How can you be horrible to the kitten?

[Chrosis]

http://media.smhill.net/gallery/images/12.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, but your mistake is captured forever in my Mighty Quote of Eternal Shame.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

http://www.clubplanet.com/news/blogpics/strip%20club%20loser.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

How can you be horrible to the kitten?

I NOT KNOW HOW I BE HORRIBLE TO THE KITTEN!! Hey, less then 100 posts to 7000...

[Guts/Batman]

YOU'RE OUT OF THE GANG!

The kitten must done something very bad...

[Stretch Dude]

http://media.smhill.net/gallery/images/12.jpg

DEMON-DOG COWBOY!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

http://www.clubplanet.com/news/blogpics/strip%20club%20loser.jpg

No, even your sexy sexy legs cannot erase your shame.

[Stretch Dude]

The kitten must done something very bad...

BUT HE'S MY FRIEND, GEORGE!!!

[Guts/Batman]

I NOT KNOW HOW I BE HORRIBLE TO THE KITTEN!! Hey, less then 100 posts to 7000...

The kitten must have done something to you...We must be doing something right...

[Guts/Batman]

No, even your sexy sexy legs cannot erase your shame.

I know I know...

But I know who can...

http://www.theautochannel.com/callahan/99indy/raceday2/hasslehoff01.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

The kitten must have done something to you...We must be doing something right...

THE KITTEN DID THINGS TO MY SPECIAL NONO PLACE!!We must be...

[Caswin]

Per my order, every gift or... whatever.... must be topped with a mini-fro in place of a bowWow. Quirky, awesome in a sufficiently vague manner, and tasteful?

Love it.

[Guts/Batman]

BUT HE'S MY FRIEND, GEORGE!!!

Fonz: It's okay dude...

[Stretch Dude]

I know I know...

But I know who can...

http://www.theautochannel.com/callahan/99indy/raceday2/hasslehoff01.jpg

No, not even the might of the Hoff can erase it.

[Chrosis]

http://www.yog-sothoth.com/docs/graven-images-cathulu.jpg

CATHULU!!!!!

[Guts/Batman]

THE KITTEN DID THINGS TO MY SPECIAL NONO PLACE!!We must be...

Bad kitty. Bad, bad kitty...

[Stretch Dude]

Fonz: It's okay dude...

AYYYYYY!!!

[Guts/Batman]

No, not even the might of the Hoff can erase it.

What about him?

http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/dj3a.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

CATHULU!!!!!

THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Bad kitty. Bad, bad kitty...

VERY, VERY BAD KITTY!!!

[Guts/Batman]

AYYYYYY!!!

I knew it would be okay in the end.

[Stretch Dude]

What about him?

http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/cast/dj3a.jpg

Him? Last I heard, he was still looking for a heartbeat.

[Guts/Batman]

THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT!!!

http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/000.gif

This is even less right...

[Guts/Batman]

Him? Last I heard, he was still looking for a heartbeat.

Awwww...

No Hoff, no Don Johnson. Who can I turn to?

Surely Mr. Baseball can!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009AOAW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

JOE BARBERA DIED!!! :(

[Stretch Dude]

I knew it would be okay in the end.

Everything always is...

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/000.gif

This is even less right...

No, that's very right and funny and comical.

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.toddicus.com/noooooooooo.jpg

There are no words...Please don't ban me...

[Stretch Dude]

Awwww...

No Hoff, no Don Johnson. Who can I turn to?

Surely Mr. Baseball can!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009AOAW.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Not even a mustache as mighty as that can save you.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy Birthday, Cleric of Hell's Brigade!!!


http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6148/rodyomikobypuyoakiraol9.th.jpg (http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rodyomikobypuyoakiraol9.jpg)

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4395/eva01za8.th.jpg (http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=eva01za8.jpg)

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/2599/dwithinthegraveyardem2.th.jpg (http://img226.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dwithinthegraveyardem2.jpg)

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9647/ryokowallpaperbyedgelinhy5.th.jpg (http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryokowallpaperbyedgelinhy5.jpg)



Badass!


Those are four of my favorites!



Thanks man. ^_^

[Guts/Batman]

Everything always is...

*Looks around the That 70's Show table*

Yep.

[Stretch Dude]

There are no words...Please don't ban me...

There are, but they would make the universe implode.

[Stretch Dude]

*Looks around the That 70's Show table*

Yep.

*swaggers about dressed as That 80's Show characters*

[Guts/Batman]

No, that's very right and funny and comical.

Sounds about right to me...

http://www.amcgltd.com/archives/chickenegg.jpg

Poor buddie...

[Guts/Batman]

Not even a mustache as mighty as that can save you.

*Thinks yet again* Who can save me?

[Guts/Batman]

There are, but they would make the universe implode.

True. And that would be bad. Very bad.

[Stretch Dude]

Sounds about right to me...

http://www.amcgltd.com/archives/chickenegg.jpg

Poor buddie...

Ooh, tastilicious tragedy!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Thinks yet again* Who can save me?

There are but one.

[Guts/Batman]

*swaggers about dressed as That 80's Show characters*

*Shudders at the memory of that show*

[Stretch Dude]

True. And that would be bad. Very bad.

Yes, because then there would be no busty bikini babes.

[Crimson King]

All we have to give out are One punches like this one:

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5544/oath5xeks4.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

There are but one.

http://www.houseofthemes.com/Calvin%20&%20Hobbes%20wallpaper2.JPG

Calvin and Hobbes?

[Stretch Dude]

*Shudders at the memory of that show*

*chortles at Guts' horror*

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.houseofthemes.com/Calvin%20&%20Hobbes%20wallpaper2.JPG

Calvin and Hobbes?

Not even they, alack.

[Guts/Batman]

Ooh, tastilicious tragedy!!

It is indeed tasty...

[Stretch Dude]

It is indeed tasty...

And tragedic.

[Spidey-kid1]

Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

*whisper in elfs ear*
Me: hehe....he said hoe.

Elf: Shut up. They are reading the nice and naughty list.

Me: hehe....naughty.....ever been to a strip club?

Elf: Goddamit boy. Shut up.

Me: I haven't. But I've seen the movies....er....I mean....don't tell anyone you heard that.....

Elf: Damn it kid! I mssing the name!

Me:Oh, Stop wining. I know the list.

Elf: You do?

Me: Yep. Well, the naughty list.

Elf: Its remarkable that you memorized that much considering the number of people in the world, Dushbag....

Me: Hehe...du---

Elf: Boy, you finish that sentance and---

Me: You'll turn me into a miget with pointy ears like you?

Elf: Dear god. I have never met anyone so....so.....
Kid? Go jump in a ditch.

Me: Did that last sunday after throwing your sister and Misses Clause in there first to cushion my fall.

Elf: Oh, ok...wait....YOU DID WHAT!!!!

Me: About you sister or Mrs. Clause?

Elf: MY SISTER!!! No on cares about Mrs. Clause. Santa's having an affair with the Boogywoman anyways.

Me: Don't you mean the Boogyman?

Elf: No, he died after he met some guy named deadpool.

Me: Deadpool. Great guy. Got any pics of the boogywoman?

Elf: Besides these porn pics of her having an affair with Mrs. Clause behind santas back, no.
*show picture*

http://www.dltk-kids.com/aNIme/fanart/images/d-reque.jpg
Me: Holy hell, she is freaken hot.

Elf: Ok, now can you die?

Me: It'l cost ya.

Elf: Ya know....Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Me: Ya well....any way, I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Elf: Haha. Funny. Kid, you will bring hell to the north pole by next week.

Me: There can't be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
*looks back at picture of bogeywoman*

Me: Damn...She is as wholesome as a bowl of cornflakes and at least as sexy.


Note: these are not my combacks!

[Guts/Batman]

*chortles at Guts' horror*

You would chortle at my horror...

I must say, this is one of the longest rampages ever...

[Stretch Dude]

You would chortle at my horror...

I must say, this is one of the longest rampages ever...

Aye, it's a long'un. It shan't be much longer, though; soon I must prepare for the nightly Stewart/Colbert Combowich.

[Guts/Batman]

Not even they, alack.

Damn...My embarrassment must be much.

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/showpics/rockin-and-romancin-2.jpg

Again, I am speechless.

[Chrosis]

http://www.theindyexperience.com/image/dr_pepper_indy.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

Damn...My embarrassment must be much.

Cosmically so.

[Guts/Batman]

Aye, it's a long'un. It shan't be much longer, though; soon I must prepare for the nightly Stewart/Colbert Combowich.

Same here. Not sure how much longer I can go. Normally when I get to the Hoff, is a sign of waningness.

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/showpics/rockin-and-romancin-2.jpg

Again, I am speechless.

It's 8astic!

[Stretch Dude]

Same here. Not sure how much longer I can go. Normally when I get to the Hoff, is a sign of waningness.

Aye, aye, aye.

[Guts/Batman]

Cosmically so.

Hmmmmm...

*Tries to figure out who that one person is who can save me*

[Stretch Dude]

Hmmmmm...

*Tries to figure out who that one person is who can save me*

They are but one.

[Guts/Batman]

It's 8astic!

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Guts/Batman]

They are but one.

I have it! It is surely--

http://www.edrants.com/reluctant/superfriends.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE!!!

[Stretch Dude]

I have it! It is surely--

http://www.edrants.com/reluctant/superfriends.jpg

--not!Foolish fool!

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.x-mencharacters.com/images/Jubilee.gif

Because she do fireworks...

[Albert]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.x-mencharacters.com/images/Jubilee.gif

Because she do fireworks...

T'ain't so!

[Chrosis]

http://www.maximumawesome.com/images/d-w2t.jpg

Zombie Pope!

[Stretch Dude]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

...Batman catches Robin and the Wonder Twins in his porn.

Literally.

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.maximumawesome.com/images/d-w2t.jpg

Zombie Pope!

DECREED TO BE BADASS!!!

[Guts/Batman]

--not!Foolish fool!

http://www.immortalthor.net/bio-oneaboveall.jpg

The One Above All surely can!

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.immortalthor.net/bio-oneaboveall.jpg

The One Above All surely can!

No, he cannot!

[Guts/Batman]

T'ain't so!

She can do more than fireworks?

[Guts/Batman]

No, he cannot!

MU God cannot...

Oh am I fucked...

[Stretch Dude]

She can do more than fireworks?

Naw, fool, I mean she ain't the one! They are but one, I says!

[Stretch Dude]

MU God cannot...

Oh am I fucked...

Looks that way...

[Guts/Batman]

...Batman catches Robin and the Wonder Twins in his porn.

Literally.

That Batman and his porn.

*Robin searches for Superman and Wonder Woman's tapes*

[Albert]

http://www.maximumawesome.com/images/d-w2t.jpg

Zombie Pope!

Kick ass! :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

That Batman and his porn.

*Robin searches for Superman and Wonder Woman's tapes*

The monkey is also in the porn.

[Stretch Dude]

Kick ass! :evilsmile

I DECREED IT!!

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.extremescience.com/images/teeth.jpg

http://www.nature-source.com/graphics/makoshark.jpg

SHARKS!!!

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.extremescience.com/images/teeth.jpg

http://www.nature-source.com/graphics/makoshark.jpg

SHARKS!!!

No, not even sharks.

[Albert]

That Batman and his porn.

*Robin searches for Superman and Wonder Woman's tapes*

The one where Supes gets blown in the invisible jet?

[Guts/Batman]

The monkey is also in the porn.

Wonder Twins porn is hot...

[Stretch Dude]

The one where Supes gets blown in the invisible jet?

It ain't invisible no more...

[Guts/Batman]

No, not even sharks.

Not even these sharks?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d6/250px-Streetsharks.jpg

[Chrosis]

http://static.flickr.com/12/88300662_e9aa997622_m.jpg

BATTLE POPE AND HIPPIE JESUS!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Wonder Twins porn is hot...

In every wish and dream and happy home.

[Albert]

The monkey is also in the porn.

What I'd like is some Giganta porn.

[Guts/Batman]

The one where Supes gets blown in the invisible jet?

It's Robin's favorite...

[Stretch Dude]

Not even these sharks?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d6/250px-Streetsharks.jpg

No, not even they from whom came the Jaw.

[Stretch Dude]

http://static.flickr.com/12/88300662_e9aa997622_m.jpg

BATTLE POPE AND HIPPIE JESUS!!!

Nope, not them either.

[Guts/Batman]

In every wish and dream and happy home.

Happy homes are kinky homes...Almost there

[Chrosis]

http://static.flickr.com/12/88300662_e9aa997622_m.jpg

BATTLE POPE AND HIPPIE JESUS!!!

[Stretch Dude]

What I'd like is some Giganta porn.

So would Animated Shade.

[Guts/Batman]

No, not even they from whom came the Jaw.

Damn...*Shakes head*

I know who...

[Albert]

http://static.flickr.com/12/88300662_e9aa997622_m.jpg

BATTLE POPE AND HIPPIE JESUS!!!

Issue #9... Battle Pope talks Jesus down from a mescaline trip gone horribly wrong.

[Stretch Dude]

Happy homes are kinky homes...Almost there

Kinkily kinky. Yes, almost...

[Guts/Batman]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001K2LLU.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

The movie Turtles...

[Albert]

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

[Chrosis]

http://www.angelfire.com/de3/doom_oasis/images/pope_doom.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

I have gained...

The POWER OF 7000 without cheating...

[Stretch Dude]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001K2LLU.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

The movie Turtles...

Not even them. Not even with the 7000 power.

(And weirdly, my music player just started a TMNT 3: The Manhattan Project remix...)

[Albert]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001K2LLU.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

The movie Turtles...

With power foreskin action. *Turtle Testes sold separately.

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.angelfire.com/de3/doom_oasis/images/pope_doom.jpg

Not even the Angelfire logo!

[Chrosis]

Not even the Angelfire logo!


My bad... here's the attachment...

[Guts/Batman]

Not even them. Not even with the 7000 power.

(And weirdly, my music player just started a TMNT 3: The Manhattan Project remix...)

Creepy man. That's creepy...

[Guts/Batman]

I think my rampage is over...

[Albert]

I think my rampage is over...

You've never given up on anything in your life... now fight, damn you, fight!

[Guts/Batman]

You've never given up on anything in your life... now fight, damn you, fight!

True, but I have lost fire in it. A Google Image Search Rampage is useless without the fire...

And I lost ground to Stretch during it...How?

[Albert]

I think my corneas are filled with neon.... been staring at the monitor too long I guess.

Must remember to blink now and then.

[Albert]

True, but I have lost fire in it. A Google Image Search Rampage is useless without the fire...

And I lost ground to Stretch during it...How?

I guess so.... but man I enjoy watching them.

[Albert]

Coffee run. *hands out shotguns* You guys are on martian watch.

[Chrosis]

Coffee run. *hands out shotguns* You guys are on martian watch.

http://www.thegreatescapeonline.com/nonmuze/images/STAR12692.jpg

[Len Ikari145]

Time for christmas songs!

*ahem*

"He knows when youve been sleeping. He knows when your on the can."

Sing along everyone!

....Well everyone who actually knows that song from futurama.


"He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan."

"You better not breathe. You better not move."

"You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude."

"Santa Claus is gunnin' you ~dooowwwwn!~"

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU SUM BITCHES!!!! (rains hell upon the land in the form of exploding Christmas bulbs, fiery reindeer, and kamikaze elves on sleighs armed with thermal nuclear devices in the harmless guise of Wiis and PS3s)


Look out Earth; I'm dreaming of a Red Xmas.:evilsmile

[Miburohunter929]

"He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan."

"You better not breathe. You better not move."

"You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude."

"Santa Claus is gunnin' you ~dooowwwwn!~"

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU SUM BITCHES!!!! (rains hell upon the land in the form of exploding Christmas bulbs, fiery reindeer, and kamikaze elves on sleighs armed with thermal nuclear devices in the harmless guise of Wiis and PS3s)


Look out Earth; I'm dreaming of a Red Xmas.:evilsmile



Yes!!!! I knew someone had the spirit in them!!!! Mwahahaha!

[Deus]

Listening to all these posters willing to donate perfectly good time to making toys (be they deadly or otherwise) fills me with a warm, happy glow. Me, I wouldnt bother and send them all coal instead. Little Jimmy being perfectly good all year? Coal. Little Sarah spending all her time donating books to charity? Coal. Everyone is getting coal.

I'll take away hope, I'll take away expectation, and I'll replace it with dissapointment and broken dreams. They wont be dead, but they'll be dead inside.

[The Drunkard Kid]

Let's be honest here. The first indication that I ended up running Santa's Workshop would be when every house in the world burned to the ground between 11:59 PM and 12:00 AM on Christmas Eve.

[The Drunkard Kid]

Cleric's still alive? Huh, I must be getting sloppy...

Happy Birthday, man, and I seriously hope you really enjoyed it. For your gift, I promise you that I will spend the next year improving my aim and stockpiling more explosive weaponry, just for you.

[Miburohunter929]

Listening to all these posters willing to donate perfectly good time to making toys (be they deadly or otherwise) fills me with a warm, happy glow. Me, I wouldnt bother and send them all coal instead. Little Jimmy being perfectly good all year? Coal. Little Sarah spending all her time donating books to charity? Coal. Everyone is getting coal.

I'll take away hope, I'll take away expectation, and I'll replace it with dissapointment and broken dreams. They wont be dead, but they'll be dead inside.


That may quite possibly be one of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
It fills me with....I'm not sure....

[Kholdhearted]

Hip Hip Hooray!
Happy Birthday Cleric.


May there be a Captain Murdoc in all of us.:D

[Kholdhearted]

Listening to all these posters willing to donate perfectly good time to making toys (be they deadly or otherwise) fills me with a warm, happy glow. Me, I wouldnt bother and send them all coal instead. Little Jimmy being perfectly good all year? Coal. Little Sarah spending all her time donating books to charity? Coal. Everyone is getting coal.

I'll take away hope, I'll take away expectation, and I'll replace it with dissapointment and broken dreams. They wont be dead, but they'll be dead inside.

Took, the words right outta my mouth...except for the coal part. Instead of coal, its an ice cube for everyone...why would I diminish their hope while still giving them a permanent present?


***

Timmy awoke that morning, feeling an unusual chill. As he walked out to the living room, he observed that all of his windows were broken as snow gusted into the house. Walking over to the christmas tree he saw that the decorations on the tree were gone and the leaves had been stripped from the tree, all that remained was a frozen peice of wood with one present under it, wrapped in an icy blue wrapping.

Rushing into the bedroom, he was filled with excitement he thought to himself "My christmas isnt totally ruined at least"

Quickly unwrapping the present and opening the box he noticed that the box was empty excepting for a small, half melted ice cube and a note. As he took out the ice cube he watched as it melted almost in slow motion, as if taunting him, he watched as it melted along with his happines and joy and his hope. His christmas was ruined. Why had Santa done this to him? He was a poor child who had never done anything wrong in life and had struggled through Cancer, AIDS and ADD while having to donate what little money he had to children's funds so no one would suffer like him. Was there no justice? Was there no sense of right and wrong in this world? His only answer came from the note that remained at the bottom of the box..slightly wet from the melted ice cube, he began to cry and the tears froze on his face as he read...

Have a Khold Christmas.

[Chou Blaster]

Listening to all these posters willing to donate perfectly good time to making toys (be they deadly or otherwise) fills me with a warm, happy glow. Me, I wouldnt bother and send them all coal instead. Little Jimmy being perfectly good all year? Coal. Little Sarah spending all her time donating books to charity? Coal. Everyone is getting coal.

I'll take away hope, I'll take away expectation, and I'll replace it with dissapointment and broken dreams. They wont be dead, but they'll be dead inside.

:and cue Chou' s Hammer of Chouness bein glaunched at Mach speeds slamming int o Deu's head.:

Oh common! That would make good lil boys and girls disfranchsied and no lnoger see the ponit to be good.

[Len Ikari145]

Took, the words right outta my mouth...except for the coal part. Instead of coal, its an ice cube for everyone...why would I diminish their hope while still giving them a permanent present?


***

Timmy awoke that morning, feeling an unusual chill. As he walked out to the living room, he observed that all of his windows were broken as snow gusted into the house. Walking over to the christmas tree he saw that the decorations on the tree were gone and the leaves had been stripped from the tree, all that remained was a frozen peice of wood with one present under it, wrapped in an icy blue wrapping.

Rushing into the bedroom, he was filled with excitement he thought to himself "My christmas isnt totally ruined at least"

Quickly unwrapping the present and opening the box he noticed that the box was empty excepting for a small, half melted ice cube and a note. As he took out the ice cube he watched as it melted almost in slow motion, as if taunting him, he watched as it melted along with his happines and joy and his hope. His christmas was ruined. Why had Santa done this to him? He was a poor child who had never done anything wrong in life and had struggled through Cancer, AIDS and ADD while having to donate what little money he had to children's funds so no one would suffer like him. Was there no justice? Was there no sense of right and wrong in this world? His only answer came from the note that remained at the bottom of the box..slightly wet from the melted ice cube, he began to cry and the tears froze on his face as he read...

Have a Khold Christmas.

Wow, you should be on the pantheon of Dickery.:D

[The MunchKING]

Took, the words right outta my mouth...except for the coal part. Instead of coal, its an ice cube for everyone...why would I diminish their hope while still giving them a permanent present?


***

Timmy awoke that morning, feeling an unusual chill. As he walked out to the living room, he observed that all of his windows were broken as snow gusted into the house. Walking over to the christmas tree he saw that the decorations on the tree were gone and the leaves had been stripped from the tree, all that remained was a frozen peice of wood with one present under it, wrapped in an icy blue wrapping.

Rushing into the bedroom, he was filled with excitement he thought to himself "My christmas isnt totally ruined at least"

Quickly unwrapping the present and opening the box he noticed that the box was empty excepting for a small, half melted ice cube and a note. As he took out the ice cube he watched as it melted almost in slow motion, as if taunting him, he watched as it melted along with his happines and joy and his hope. His christmas was ruined. Why had Santa done this to him? He was a poor child who had never done anything wrong in life and had struggled through Cancer, AIDS and ADD while having to donate what little money he had to children's funds so no one would suffer like him. Was there no justice? Was there no sense of right and wrong in this world? His only answer came from the note that remained at the bottom of the box..slightly wet from the melted ice cube, he began to cry and the tears froze on his face as he read...

Have a Khold Christmas.

*beats Khold over the head until my weapon breaks*

*brings him back to life*

*slowly disembowles him with a spork*

*lets him bleed out and die*

*brings him back*

*sets him on fire and chases him through the village streets hitting him with a stick with Marshmellows on it*

*brings Khold back to life again*

*drown him in giant piss*

You know I could keep this up for a good long while.

[Kholdhearted]

*beats Khold over the head until my weapon breaks*

*brings him back to life*

*slowly disembowles him with a spork*

*lets him bleed out and die*

*brings him back*

*sets him on fire and chases him through the village streets hitting him with a stick with Marshmellows on it*

*brings Khold back to life again*

*drown him in giant piss*

You know I could keep this up for a good long while.

lol was it that bad? :D

Vote Khold for LOD 07' !

[The MunchKING]

lol was it that bad? :D

Vote Khold for LOD 07' !

*sticks him in a giant sized deepfat frier*

I'd say yes.

*drops the basket into the oil and listens to the screams*

[Miburohunter929]

lol was it that bad? :D

Vote Khold for LOD 07' !

Pfft. You call that dickery.

I'm not even a full out villian anymore and I still think you were slacking.

I'm not going to do this, and I am not encouraging you to, but if you were (which you shouldnt)

Give him a present with a bage/tan wrapping.

Now, inside the box should be organs. In another box, of the same color, the eyes of all his loved ones, in another box, thier hearts, and their skulls, etc.

Now, remember the wrapping paper? It was custom made from their skin.

Now, I'm NOT going to do this, because I'm not that much of an ass anymore, but still, you get the idea.

Of course, I much rather give it to him on his deathbed, as he fulitly fights to survive.

If that dosnt take away his will, then nothing will.

Now that I taught Dickery 101, I need to go make some toys for cute little orphan boys and girls as part of my community service.

Hell, at this point I have to dress like santa for even discussing this idea.

[Kholdhearted]

Pfft. You call that dickery.

I'm not even a full out villian anymore and I still think you were slacking.

I'm not going to do this, and I am not encouraging you to, but if you were (which you shouldnt)

Give him a present with a bage/tan wrapping.

Now, inside the box should be organs. In another box, of the same color, the eyes of all his loved ones, in another box, thier hearts, and their skulls, etc.

Now, remember the wrapping paper? It was custom made from their skin.

Now, I'm NOT going to do this, because I'm not that much of an ass anymore, but still, you get the idea.

Of course, I much rather give it to him on his deathbed, as he fulitly fights to survive.

If that dosnt take away his will, then nothing will.

Now that I taught Dickery 101, I need to go make some toys for cute little orphan boys and girls as part of my community service.

Hell, at this point I have to dress like santa for even discussing this idea.

Sounds like so much work for a lazy villain like myself. I'll just cook him some chili made from the minced bodies of his parents. Making sure to leave the weddings rings inside.

[Miburohunter929]

Sounds like so much work for a lazy villain like myself. I'll just cook him some chili made from the minced bodies of his parents. Making sure to leave the weddings rings inside.

Well, It's christmast, you have to go all out and make it extra spec..... Wait, what the hell am I doing?!

You are not mincing little timmys body, or feeding him the beloved pet dog, nor or you fashioning christmas presents from their bodies.

What you should do is help them do community service, plant some tress, buy some flowers, donate to a homeless shelter or something.

..If you absolutely have to be a dick, just take candy from a baby. It's like a nicotine patch.

[Kholdhearted]

Well, It's christmast, you have to go all out and make it extra spec..... Wait, what the hell am I doing?!

You are not mincing little timmys body, or feeding him the beloved pet dog, nor or you fashioning christmas presents from their bodies.

What you should do is help them do community service, plant some tress, buy some flowers, donate to a homeless shelter or something.

..If you absolutely have to be a dick, just take candy from a baby. It's like a nicotine patch.

Mibu trying to be nice? and I put the emphasis on trying

The christmas spirit has gotten to you!!

The power of dickery compels you!The power of dickery compels you!
The power of dickery compels you!The power of dickery compels you!

[Yun Lao]

*And when the smoke clears, and the North Pole is nothing more than a....well a pole, well actually a stripper's pole now, a certain Yun Lao sits there with a smoke.*

...See, this is why we're not invited to help out with the other holidays...

*Then again, being new, I can only imagine what happened to the poor Easter Bunny last year*

[Chou Blaster]

*beats Khold over the head until my weapon breaks*

*brings him back to life*

*slowly disembowles him with a spork*

*lets him bleed out and die*

*brings him back*

*sets him on fire and chases him through the village streets hitting him with a stick with Marshmellows on it*

*brings Khold back to life again*

*drown him in giant piss*

You know I could keep this up for a good long while.

Allow me to join you.


:A sh eproceeds to punch khold into Out Freakken space.:


:he ends up flying throu gh spac,e aldn son Mars, land son massiv emoutain and it cracks to big chunks, a severy bone in his body was brokken and had becoem mummified form such forces, but body was brought bakc via teleprot and Munch revies Kholdd.:


:And then Cho well slams his hands through Khold's body, and yanks him body in two kratos style.:

:revie.:

: Chou leap sinto air and does a punch, massive ai rpressure wave result sin crater and body crushed to bloody smear.:

:revie and then.:

Etc and etc.

[nervmeister]

Naughty kids get Anthrax in their stocking. Nuff said.

[Miburohunter929]

I'm to lazy to go out terrorizing the masses nowdays. I mean, all I have to do as a good guy is kick some asses, kiss some babies, and the chicks throw themselves at me.

Not killing some kids, and making some toys is a small price to pay for the millions of fans I get.

Not to mention Munch has finally stoped carpet bombing my MiburoCaves.

So yeah.... MiburoDolls for everyone!

I even made you a limited edition Help the Needy MH doll.

It even sings X-mas songs!:D

[Kholdhearted]

I'm to lazy to go out terrorizing the masses nowdays. I mean, all I have to do as a good guy is kick some asses, kiss some babies, and the chicks throw themselves at me.

Not killing some kids, and making some toys is a small price to pay for the millions of fans I get.

Not to mention Munch has finally stoped carpet bombing my MiburoCaves.

So yeah.... MiburoDolls for everyone!

I even made you a limited edition Help the Needy MH doll.

It even sings X-mas songs!:D

Its official...somebody slipped something in my food.

Miburo and nice can never go in the same sentence...its like a law of the english language.

[Miburohunter929]

Aww, come on Khold. Help little Timmy and his Girlfriend, Little Samantha, just this once.

Dosnt the look in their eyes mean anything to you? What about the adoration, no, the Love that they direct towards you, knowing that you, and you alone saved christmas?

And what about the gift of cookies and booze.

Please, If not for the kids....Then Think of the booze.

[Len Ikari145]

Mibu trying to be nice? and I put the emphasis on trying

The christmas spirit has gotten to you!!

The power of dickery compels you!The power of dickery compels you!
The power of dickery compels you!The power of dickery compels you!

Now, now, Miburo-bastard was never really a dick. He was a horny, lazy, megalomanical, narcissistic, impulsive, criminal mastermind who was trying to be a dick. We all know that beneath those layers of acts that like clubbing pregnant nuns (whom he himself inpregnated) and branding them with hot pokers, stealing kids' pets and placing them in his microwave, then offering them back to the children in the form of burgers; and filling our water supply with his piss. Underneath all that is a kind, loving soul.:D

[Kholdhearted]

Aww, come on Khold. Help little Timmy and his Girlfriend, Little Samantha, just this once.

Dosnt the look in their eyes mean anything to you? What about the adoration, no, the Love that they direct towards you, knowing that you, and you alone saved christmas?

And what about the gift of cookies and booze.

Please, If not for the kids....Then Think of the booze.

Holy shit..Miburo said the...the...L word!

*faints*

Now, now, Miburo-bastard was never really a dick. He was a horny, lazy, megalomanical, narcissistic, impulsive, criminal mastermind who was trying to be a dick. We all know that beneath those layers of acts that like clubbing pregnant nuns (whom he himself inpregnated) and branding them with hot pokers, stealing kids' pets and placing them in his microwave, then offering them back to the children in the form of burgers; and filling our water supply with his piss. Underneath all that is a kind, loving soul.:D

Maybe your right...maybe.

[nervmeister]

Are people still with me on the "naughty kids get anthrax" proposal?

[Miburohunter929]

Are people still with me on the "naughty kids get anthrax" proposal?

God damnit, Can we all just this once, unite in a common goal:

To not commit mass murder on X-mas?

Dont get me wrong, I know your hearts in the right place, by killing of the naughty, but on this joyus holiday....ummm....

Know what? Just dont do it. It's not very nice, and it..uh....Hmm.....Len?

[Len Ikari145]

God damnit, Can we all just this once, unite in a common goal:

To not commit mass murder on X-mas?

Dont get me wrong, I know your hearts in the right place, by killing of the naughty, but on this joyus holiday....ummm....

Know what? Just dont do it. It's not very nice, and it..uh....Hmm.....Len?

"Uh...Hmm...Len?" What? :)

[Kholdhearted]

*Blows up an orphanage*

*reads Miburo's post*


Oh...yea...right...umm we have to be n-i-c-e dont we?

[The MunchKING]

Mibu trying to be nice? and I put the emphasis on trying

The christmas spirit has gotten to you!!

The power of dickery compels you!The power of dickery compels you!
The power of dickery compels you!The power of dickery compels you!

That or the industrial size cuisienart... There IS room for two in here.

*Pushes Khold in and sets it on Frappe.*

Who wasn't to taste test??

[The MunchKING]

*And when the smoke clears, and the North Pole is nothing more than a....well a pole, well actually a stripper's pole now, a certain Yun Lao sits there with a smoke.*

...See, this is why we're not invited to help out with the other holidays...

*Then again, being new, I can only imagine what happened to the poor Easter Bunny last year*

Ummmm... Sorry bout that.

Chocobos are SUPPOSED to be herbavores...

[Len Ikari145]

*Blows up an orphanage*

*reads Miburo's post*


Oh...yea...right...umm we have to be n-i-c-e dont we?

(lays him out with a spiked club to the groin) Precisely.:p

[nervmeister]

From now on, only two kinds of gifts are given out at christmas....

For bad kids: a flaming bag of manure and barbershop hair.

For good kids: A piece of paper bearing a stamp of my autograph. The gift that keeps on giving.

Merry Christmas

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

So-exactly how many hentai tentacles will fit down a chimney?

[Albert]

So-exactly how many hentai tentacles will fit down a chimney?

Eleven. Errr... so I've heard. :D

[Albert]

Ummmm... Sorry bout that.

Chocobos are SUPPOSED to be herbavores...

Exxxxcellent... the propaganda is working.

[Albert]

Are people still with me on the "naughty kids get anthrax" proposal?

I thought we were going with the rabies-infected cyborg pandas. Anthrax is so last week.

[Sharpandpointies]

Happy birthday, man. Congratulations on getting through another one. :)

[Albert]

http://www.visionary-voyager.com.au/corel/photopaint/eyeball/images/fig10.jpg

[The Watcher]

Happy Belated Birthday!

[Stretch Dude]

Creepy man. That's creepy...

Creepularly creepy.

[Stretch Dude]

My bad... here's the attachment...

I told you, it ain't the Angelfire logo!

[Stretch Dude]

I think my rampage is over...

*Guts reverts to a tiny naked human that embarrassedly shuffles off-screen*

[Stretch Dude]

You've never given up on anything in your life... now fight, damn you, fight!

Eye of the platypus!

[Stretch Dude]

True, but I have lost fire in it. A Google Image Search Rampage is useless without the fire...

And I lost ground to Stretch during it...How?

Because I'm that damn good. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Another devouring?

[Stretch Dude]

I'VE BEEN OFFPUT!!!

[Gordon Smith]

Another devouring?

One of many, many such devourings to come, no doubt.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Thank you all for your kind words and gifts.:)



*Dodges DK's sniper fire*.



Ahh, and everything is back the way it should be.:D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Hmm, so Stretch got the 7000th post, huh?





And once again, I must fight to regain my entrance in the top ten SO posters..


Very well then, let the games begin!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

My Tournament Wins!


Winner of the New Yeo-Tacular Tournament
Co-Winner of Tami's Terribly Tragic Team Tourney
Co-Winner of the Rumbles Powerful Tournament
Omniversal Grand Weapon Masters
Winner of the Rumbles All Villain Tournament
Co-Winner of the WDGR Yeo-Tacular Tournament
Co-Winner of the Rumbles Powerful Tournament
Winner of the Multiple Choice Theme Team Tourney
Winner of the Objects of Power Tournament
Co-winner of the Rumbles Powerful Tournament
Tri-Co-winner of the Junior Division Battle Tournament
Co-winner of the Rumbles "Pairs" Tournament
Winner of the Rumbles "Give Your Team a Theme" Tournament


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http://luis.royo.free.fr/galeries/women/ThumbnailFrame.htm

[Stretch Dude]

Hmm, so Stretch got the 7000th post, huh?

Mostly because of Downtown devouring another thread while I slept. Originally Guts got it, while I claimed the demonic power of the 6666th post.

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch Dude 1,289
Guts/Batman 1,227
Eternal Torment 777
Anthony Johanson 381
The Dog 240
Tommy 226
Chrosis 213
Super Samurai 195
Ant Crown 178
Devon Campbell 131

I can't believe that a little over a month ago, ET was tops. :D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Stretch Dude 1,289
Guts/Batman 1,227
Eternal Torment 777
Anthony Johanson 381
The Dog 240
Tommy 226
Chrosis 213
Super Samurai 195
Ant Crown 178
Devon Campbell 131

I can't believe that a little over a month ago, ET was tops. :D



Must regain tenth place...............

[hitokiri_]

http://www.visionary-voyager.com.au/corel/photopaint/eyeball/images/fig10.jpg

the eye of sargeras!

[Stretch Dude]

Must regain tenth place...............

You don't have that far to go, actually. Ten posts or so and you're there.

[Stretch Dude]

the eye of sargeras!

WE NEED CLEAREYES, STAT! CALL BEN STEIN!!