Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

Tyedying. Now THAT is fun to do with reality.

Photoshopping reality is even more fun.

[Stretch Dude]

You put your monkney back in your pants young man!!

I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!!

[Stretch Dude]

The funny thing is, I'm not even trying...

Such is your way, O Munchable.

[biggsdacat]

If we ran the place, what do you think would happen?

I punch MH in the face.

[Stretch Dude]

I thought that was my Ego?? ;)

Worlds and planets are different things, silly.

[Stretch Dude]

I am not good
With stupid Hiakus
But hitting Enter is fun.

Needs five syllables
Then follow with seven more
End with five again.

[Caswin]

They'd have to soap up and wash the sleigh with their butts, thighs, cleavage, etc.I think we're better than that. Some of us. Marginally.

[Stretch Dude]

Nice haikus guys... of course, the middle line should have seven syllables. I would suggest adding "sporks".

Yes, and so I shall.
"Sporks" is an odd-sounding word,
Is it not, Albert?

[Stretch Dude]

Foxtrot, Foxtrot.




Although for the joke to make sense, the first line should hav been whisky.

What, no vodka?

[Stretch Dude]

You kooky kids with your rock and roll and semaphore.

Just take your colored flags off the shelf
I'll stay and wave 'em 'round all by myself
Today's codes just don't make your arms sore
I like my old-fashioned semaphore

[Devon C.]

Albert: You're Stretch Dude! Duke of New Jersey, A-#1!
Duke of New Jersey? I thought you didn't like insults.

[Stretch Dude]

Duke of New Jersey? I thought you didn't like insults.

I don't. *pimpsmacks Devon for insulting him and the State of Awesome*

[Albert]

Yes, and so I shall.
"Sporks" is an odd-sounding word,
Is it not, Albert?


I like replacing every verb with spork... the way smurfs use smurf as a verb.

"I'm gonna spork your ass, muthafuckah"

[Stretch Dude]

I like replacing every verb with spork... the way smurfs use smurf as a verb.

"I'm gonna spork your ass, muthafuckah"

Ahem. The proper usage is:

"I'm gonna spork your sporking spork, muthasporkah."

[Albert]

Just take your colored flags off the shelf
I'll stay and wave 'em 'round all by myself
Today's codes just don't make your arms sore
I like my old-fashioned semaphore

Are you sliding around on hardwood floors in your underwear again?

[T51R]

The kids who wait up to see Santa deliver the presents....run into The Shrike with a big bag of pressies and a sock on its head.:D

[Stretch Dude]

Are you sliding around on hardwood floors in your underwear again?

Um...maybe.

[Devon C.]

East Coast is straight garbage. It's all West Coast up in here.


*grabs Stretch's puny hand in midair and uses an arm drag to take him down*

[Miburohunter929]

Someone- And I have absolutely no idea who- Altered the wish list, so every kid on the planet request a MiburoHunter Action figure with Kung-fu grip.

Naturally, we have Various versions.

Ass-Kicking MH, Biggs Smacking MH, Teenage Muntant Ninja MH, and Tea Time MH for the chicks.

Naturally, you all think the kids have gone fucking retarded and make what you intended to in the first place.

But god damnit, I hope you fuckers can sleep well knowing little timmy was this close to making it through his fatal Hemorids...But now, without his Biggs smacking MH doll, life dosnt seem worth living....

I'm sorry timmy! I did everything I could! Blame Biggs!

[Albert]

Ahem. The proper usage is:

"I'm gonna spork your sporking spork, muthasporkah."

I stand corrected, Samuel L. Jackson style.

[Stretch Dude]

East Coast is straight garbage. It's all West Coast up in here.


*grabs Stretch's puny hand in midair and uses an arm drag to take him down*

*uses the leverage against Devon to hurl him up into the air and obliterates him with one blast from Megas*

[Stretch Dude]

I stand corrected, Samuel L. Jackson style.

I'm tired of these mothersporking snakes!

[Caswin]

Double posted.

[Albert]

I'm tired of these mothersporking snakes!


"English, mother-sporker, do you spork it?"

[Caswin]

Miburo, your sig inspires me.

For the really, truly-and-honestly nice kids who aren't sociopathic jerks and strive to make their surroundings better: they win the Internet.

[Devon C.]

*Since there's absolutely no way in God's earth that the Megas blast hit, as East Coasters can't shoot straight even with targeting systems, I come back down with a machete in hand and drive it through Stretch's head on the way down. But since the skull is too thick for that, I just shank him.*

[Stretch Dude]

"English, mother-sporker, do you spork it?"

....Spork?

[Stretch Dude]

*Since there's absolutely no way in God's earth that the Megas blast hit, as East Coasters can't shoot straight even with targeting systems, I come back down with a machete in hand and drive it through Stretch's head on the way down. But since the skull is too thick for that, I just shank him.*

*It should be noted that a single blast from Megas is enough to utterly devastate an area wide enough to contain 10,000 Devons, and the preceding scenario is merely a hallucination generated by Devon's brain in the picosecond before it was reduced to a bunch of quarks scattered across the solar system.*

[Miburohunter929]

Time for christmas songs!

*ahem*

"He knows when youve been sleeping. He knows when your on the can."

Sing along everyone!

....Well everyone who actually knows that song from futurama.

[Knightosis]

Me with a toy shop?

Jesus trembled.

[Devon C.]

*It should also be noted that the Devon 3450's brain is free from flaw or mistake, and receives no hallucinations, and that the shot misfired anyway despite its range. The dispersion of subatomic particles was actually the result of the beam hitting Stretch's moonbase containing everything he has ever owned (his harem, however, was not in the base at the time)*

[Guts/Batman]

Needs...to...post...

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed. What we need nowadays is that laser those evil bodybuilders used in that old TMNT episode...no known side effects, and a helluva lot better results than steroids.

Of course. Old School TMNT is the way to go for many things.

[Guts/Batman]

You want hot, freaky results, do some searches on DeviantArt. Hell, do a search on the Martian Queen from Duck Dodgers, and there's more fetish-based art than normal art.

Fetish based art? Fuckin A...

[Guts/Batman]

Mmm...nipplage.

Mmmmmmmm...nipples. Specifically Chasey Lane's nipples.

[Devon C.]

Fetish based art? Fuckin A...
You know that whole thing where they make the girl pregnant? That's considered hot. Where in the world does that kind of stuff come from?

[Guts/Batman]

Actually, from what I've seen, they seem to have the opposite effect on furries...

This is true. Most every fictional characters seem to not lack..."problems"...

[Guts/Batman]

You know that whole thing where they make the girl pregnant? That's considered hot. Where in the world does that kind of stuff come from?

Sick minds, my friend. Minds that have sex on the mind all the time...

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed. The ladies like their ani-men wiry.

So that's why Tony never has a girlfriend....

[Stretch Dude]

*It should also be noted that the Devon 3450's brain is free from flaw or mistake, and receives no hallucinations, and that the shot misfired anyway despite its range. The dispersion of subatomic particles was actually the result of the beam hitting Stretch's moonbase containing everything he has ever owned (his harem, however, was not in the base at the time)*

*Stretch disregards the delusional ramblings of Devon's consciousness and wipes it from existence with the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness.*

[Guts/Batman]

I gotta be closer/past you by now. :D

*Shakes fist* I'll get it back...

[Stretch Dude]

Needs...to...post...

Yes, you do. I got, like, 35 posts on you. :D

[Crimson King]

Since we couldn't possibly hand out the weapons of mass destruction without help... We either get The Shrike to help us kill everyone or we steal some phase suits and rob every house and drop off crap.

[Stretch Dude]

Of course. Old School TMNT is the way to go for many things.

Indeed. For example, all female news reporters should wear form-fitting yellow jumpsuits.

[Tami]

If kids want toys on Christmas, then they will have to earn it. The new Christmas tradition...The Naughty Girls and Boys vs the Nice Girls and Boys Holiday Battle Tournament!


The child who survives, receives all of the toys in the workshop.

[Guts/Batman]

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, BITCH!!

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Fetish based art? Fuckin A...

Mostly in regards to the increase in mass of the parts that classify Martians as mammalian. :D

[The MunchKING]

If kids want toys on Christmas, then they will have to earn it. The new Christmas tradition...The Naughty Girls and Boys vs the Nice Girls and Boys Holiday Battle Tournament!


The child who survives, receives all of the toys in the workshop.

*slips Tiny Tim a phaser set on "wide angle stun"*

[Stretch Dude]

You know that whole thing where they make the girl pregnant? That's considered hot. Where in the world does that kind of stuff come from?

I think it has to do with the belly more than the pregnancy itself.

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, you do. I got, like, 35 posts on you. :D

*Does the Vader stance* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo...

Damn you Non-fiction class!!!

[Stretch Dude]

This is true. Most every fictional characters seem to not lack..."problems"...

Yes...indeed... Whatever it is you just said...

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed. For example, all female news reporters should wear form-fitting yellow jumpsuits.

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Sick minds, my friend. Minds that have sex on the mind all the time...

Sex is sexily sexy.

[Guts/Batman]

Yes...indeed... Whatever it is you just said...

Heh...Perhaps I didn't explain what I meant by problems enough...:D

[Stretch Dude]

So that's why Tony never has a girlfriend....

Indeedy-do.

[Guts/Batman]

Sex is sexily sexy.

I read that as "sex is sexily silly"...

Which is also true.

[Stretch Dude]

*Shakes fist* I'll get it back...

Right now, I doubt it.

[kain5252]

December 25 11:37


Elf: Dont you think its time to start delivering toys yet?

Me: Eh, i'll do it later..

Elf: You said that 3 hours ago!

Me: Eh, get MunchKING to do it.

Elf: We cant, the last time he did it World War 3-7 started. IN ONE NIGHT!!

Me: What about T51R?

Elf: Your kidding right?

Me: What?

Elf: Blew up the moon? Piece's of it crashed into Africa and Europe? Ring any bells?

Me: It happends.

Elf: ... He blew up the MOON!!!

Me: Wait didnt The Dog fire you guys?

Elf: Umm no..

Me: ...... *drops Elf into Rancor pit*

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Guts/Batman]

You put your monkney back in your pants young man!!

Well damn...

That's no fun.

[Oggy]

*slips Tiny Tim a phaser set on "wide angle stun"*

*Changes setting to disintergrate*

And of course, what toy shop would be complete without a large supply of ;) Adult Toys. That's right, now all the naughty ladies get something in their stocking too. Bow Chicki-Bow Wow

[Guts/Batman]

Right now, I doubt it.

Aye. Your confidence is well placed.

[Stretch Dude]

*Does the Vader stance* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo...

Damn you Non-fiction class!!!

*does the Megatron voice* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss...

Thank you, Non-fiction class!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Indeedy-do.

I wonder how he does it. I'm sure he has chicks all over him.

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

Seriously, man, it doesn't have the right impact unless you use Arial Black...

[Caswin]

And of course, what toy shop would be complete without a large supply of ;) Adult Toys. That's right, now all the naughty ladies get something in their stocking too.Are we operating on different definitions of "naughty" here?

[Guts/Batman]

*does the Megatron voice* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss...

Thank you, Non-fiction class!!!

*Goes Optimal Prime* No. Megatron cannot be allowed to get what he wants.

[Stretch Dude]

Heh...Perhaps I didn't explain what I meant by problems enough...:D

It was more that your grammar was a tad confusilating.

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

Seriously, man, it doesn't have the right impact unless you use Arial Black...

The last part is true. I'm just too lazy to do it.

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

I read that as "sex is sexily silly"...

Which is also true.

Hah! I have played hob with your eyebulbs!

GO ME!

[Stretch Dude]

Well damn...

That's no fun.

Yeah, monkeys are always fun!

[Guts/Batman]

The funny thing is, I'm not even trying...

Tis true, You never seem like you are trying.

[The MunchKING]

Me: Eh, get MunchKING to do it.

Elf: We cant, the last time he did it World War 3-7 started. IN ONE NIGHT!!


I SAID I was sorry for that!! How was I supposed to know mrs. bush wasn't the one getting Saddam/Osama bein Laden porn??

And why the hell are we making that stuff anyway??

[Stretch Dude]

Aye. Your confidence is well placed.

That ain't the only thing I got that's well-placed...

[Stretch Dude]

Hullaballoo!!

I CLAIM THE EEEEVIL POWER OF THE 6666TH POST!!

[Guts/Batman]

Hah! I have played hob with your eyebulbs!

GO ME!

Indeed go you. As much posting as I have done it was bound to happen sooner or later.

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, monkeys are always fun!

Especially those adoring little chimpanzee's and monkey zombie things in The Scorpion King.

[Stretch Dude]

I wonder how he does it. I'm sure he has chicks all over him.

Well, he is "GRRRRRRREAT!!"

[Guts/Batman]

Hullaballoo!!

I CLAIM THE EEEEVIL POWER OF THE 6666TH POST!!

And in Devil red!

Fear Stretch Dude!!!

[Caswin]

And why the hell are we making that stuff anyway??I, for one, blame Nervmeister.

[Distant] "You always blame Nervmeister!"

No, I blamed CBF for something last Wednesday.

[Distant] "CBF's been gone for months!"

Clearly your fault. The defense rests. *Bangs a toy gavel* Naughty!
[Pause
Oh. Wait. ... Oops.

[Guts/Batman]

That ain't the only thing I got that's well-placed...

I'm not sure what else I wanna know what is well placed. It might break my mind.

[Stretch Dude]

*Goes Optimal Prime* No. Megatron cannot be allowed to get what he wants.

I'm afraid so.

The Post Wars are over, Guts! You...lose.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, he is "GRRRRRRREAT!!"

True. As biff as he is he has to be...well...big.

[Stretch Dude]

The last part is true. I'm just too lazy to do it.

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!

[Guts/Batman]

I'm afraid so.

The Post Wars are over, Guts! You...lose.

They are not over until I say they are over!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Tis true, You never seem like you are trying.

His power is so great that even the most Herculean of posting tasks is effortless to him.

[Guts/Batman]

NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!

I feel glad to have pleased Sir Stretch...

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed go you. As much posting as I have done it was bound to happen sooner or later.

My power grows with every post! :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

Especially those adoring little chimpanzee's and monkey zombie things in The Scorpion King.

Look! An undead monkey!

[Guts/Batman]

His power is so great that even the most Herculean of posting tasks is effortless to him.

Aye. Posting for us mortals takes effort. Just avoiding the 30 second post limit is something to be marvelled at.

[Guts/Batman]

Look! An undead monkey!

Somebody just watched Pirates of the Carribean II...

[Stretch Dude]

And in Devil red!

Fear Stretch Dude!!!

YES! FEAR ME AND MY TERRIBLE POWER!!!

[Guts/Batman]

My power grows with every post! :evilsmile

As does mine...

It grows as I near 25,000...

[Stretch Dude]

I'm not sure what else I wanna know what is well placed. It might break my mind.

Why not? It's already broken other things of yours...

[Stretch Dude]

True. As biff as he is he has to be...well...big.

Like a screen door in a battleship.

[Guts/Batman]

YES! FEAR ME AND MY TERRIBLE POWER!!!

YOU WILL LOSE.

[Stretch Dude]

They are not over until I say they are over!!!

Then get a sex change and start gorging on McDonald's, 'cause you're on in five!

[Albert]

They are not over until I say they are over!!!


Heh... you'll make a fine parent.

[Stretch Dude]

I feel glad to have pleased Sir Stretch...

As well you should.

[Stretch Dude]

Aye. Posting for us mortals takes effort. Just avoiding the 30 second post limit is something to be marvelled at.

Marvel at him in awe and wonder, for he is the hope of all Rumblerkind.

[Guts/Batman]

Why not? It's already broken other things of yours...

While that is true and breaking things is fun, I'm not sure I want to break them now.

[Stretch Dude]

Somebody just watched Pirates of the Carribean II...

Yes, if by "just" you mean "in July."

I wants that DVD, dammit...

[Albert]

YOU WILL LOSE.

Is pink still the new black?

[Stretch Dude]

As does mine...

It grows as I near 25,000...

But mine is growing at a faster, more exponential rate than yours thanks to the demonic power of the 6666th.

[Stretch Dude]

YOU WILL LOSE.

To pink? I doubt it. Vida thou aren't.

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, if by "just" you mean "in July."

I wants that DVD, dammit...

I just saw it last night for the first time. Decent movie with an undead monkey.

[Stretch Dude]

Heh... you'll make a fine parent.

He already is, due to his many affairs with Google.

[Guts/Batman]

Is pink still the new black?

Dunno, it was a spur of the moment choice.

[Stretch Dude]

While that is true and breaking things is fun, I'm not sure I want to break them now.

It's too late for that. Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't noticed yet...

[Guts/Batman]

To pink? I doubt it. Vida thou aren't.

Truth be told, I was hoping the pink would be darker than that...

[Guts/Batman]

It's too late for that. Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't noticed yet...

I have. I'm trying to pretend I haven't...

[Stretch Dude]

Is pink still the new black?

I thought black was the new black. Unless pink has somehow learned how to absorb all wavelengths of light...

[Stretch Dude]

I just saw it last night for the first time. Decent movie with an undead monkey.

Decent with an undead monkey and an ending that's badass even if you see it coming.

And a Kraken.

[Guts/Batman]

He already is, due to his many affairs with Google.

And you enjoyed all of those many affairs. They have brought much joy to the members of this thread and many birthday threads.

[Stretch Dude]

Dunno, it was a spur of the moment choice.

I'll spur your moment!

[Guts/Batman]

Decent with an undead monkey and an ending that's badass even if you see it coming.

And a Kraken.

The Kraken was cool. I didn't understand the ending at all. Who the Hell was that who walked in?

[Stretch Dude]

Truth be told, I was hoping the pink would be darker than that...

Pink? Dark? Absurd you are being!

[Guts/Batman]

Then get a sex change and start gorging on McDonald's, 'cause you're on in five!

McDonald's food makes me puke. I've already had 11 sex changes. That won't do nothing I haven;t had happen before.

[Stretch Dude]

I have. I'm trying to pretend I haven't...

Your willpower is impressive. I can't even begin to imagine the intense pain you must be feeling...

[Stretch Dude]

And you enjoyed all of those many affairs. They have brought much joy to the members of this thread and many birthday threads.

Wait, you know about the cameras?

[Guts/Batman]

Pink? Dark? Absurd you are being!

I guess I was thinking in a Magenta frame of mind.

[Guts/Batman]

Wait, you know about the cameras?

Of course I do. There isn't a moment that I don't know about the cameras...

[The MunchKING]

The Kraken was cool. I didn't understand the ending at all. Who the Hell was that who walked in?

Barbarosa.

You know Guy from PotC 1??

[Stretch Dude]

The Kraken was cool. I didn't understand the ending at all. Who the Hell was that who walked in?

Barbossa, ya landlubber! The bad guy from the first movie what Jack killed! The monkey! The apple! How could you miss it?

[Guts/Batman]

Your willpower is impressive. I can't even begin to imagine the intense pain you must be feeling...

Aye, the pain is nigh unbearable but I can take it. The Star Knight Emperor can withstand might and smite of all kinds.

[Guts/Batman]

Barbossa, ya landlubber! The bad guy from the first movie what Jack killed! The monkey! The apple! How could you miss it?

Ahhhhhhhhh...

I haven't seen the first one in quite sometime...

[Stretch Dude]

McDonald's food makes me puke. I've already had 11 sex changes. That won't do nothing I haven;t had happen before.

11? 1, 2, 3... Then hang on! *crams a tube in Guts' mouth and starts pumping UltraLard into her* Don't say anything, you need to save your voice for your performance...

[Guts/Batman]

Barbarosa.

You know Guy from PotC 1??

*Points to my previous post*

Ahhhh...

[Stretch Dude]

I guess I was thinking in a Magenta frame of mind.

I suppose you were.

[Stretch Dude]

Of course I do. There isn't a moment that I don't know about the cameras...

...Excuse me a moment...

[Stretch Dude]

Barbarosa.

You know Guy from PotC 1??

Bah! You simulposter!

[Guts/Batman]

11? 1, 2, 3... Then hang on! *crams a tube in Guts' mouth and starts pumping UltraLard into her* Don't say anything, you need to save your voice for your performance...

Yea, you'd be surprised how much punishment a body can take before it permanantly changes. I had God put it all back together after the last one got botched...

Oh God...Just said that on air...

[Stretch Dude]

Aye, the pain is nigh unbearable but I can take it. The Star Knight Emperor can withstand might and smite of all kinds.

Why withstand when my Lunar Armor deflects all negative sensory input?

[Guts/Batman]

I suppose you were.

I suppose that is kinda non-threatening still...

[Stretch Dude]

Ahhhhhhhhh...

I haven't seen the first one in quite sometime...

Do so in the immediate future.

[Guts/Batman]

Why withstand when my Lunar Armor deflects all negative sensory input?

Well, knowledge of how much pain I can take it knowledge I want for future battles. But that is a good option to have.

[Stretch Dude]

Yea, you'd be surprised how much punishment a body can take before it permanantly changes. I had God put it all back together after the last one got botched...

Oh God...Just said that on air...

Ah, don't be ashamed. I've mutilated a few body cavities myself.

[Guts/Batman]

Do so in the immediate future.

Good medicine indeed.

"Alright, let's have at it beastie."

[Stretch Dude]

I suppose that is kinda non-threatening still...

Like a small non-threatening thing that poses no threat.

[Guts/Batman]

Ah, don't be ashamed. I've mutilated a few body cavities myself.

Who sewed ya back up? What was his or her price?

[Oggy]

I, for one, blame Nervmeister.

[Distant] "You always blame Nervmeister!"

No, I blamed CBF for something last Wednesday.

[Distant] "CBF's been gone for months!"

Clearly your fault. The defense rests. *Bangs a toy gavel* Naughty!
[Pause
Oh. Wait. ... Oops.

Me: Naughty huh? I know how to deal with that. heh heh heh :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

Well, knowledge of how much pain I can take it knowledge I want for future battles. But that is a good option to have.

Thus I am always ready, like a large goose!

[Guts/Batman]

Like a small non-threatening thing that poses no threat.

*sighs* Must think of better color...

LIKE NAVY BLUE!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Good medicine indeed.

"Alright, let's have at it beastie."

Aye, Jack is 374 different flavors of badass with 612 different badass toppings.

[Stretch Dude]

Who sewed ya back up? What was his or her price?

Who said they were mine and who said I fixed them?

[Guts/Batman]

Thus I am always ready, like a large goose!

That lays golden eggs?

30 second post limit...

[Stretch Dude]

*sighs* Must think of better color...

LIKE NAVY BLUE!!!

OR DARK GREEN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

That lays golden eggs?

30 second post limit...

Filled with white chocolate.

With krispies.

[Guts/Batman]

Aye, Jack is 374 different flavors of badass with 612 different badass toppings.

"Aye do ron ron ronnny ronnnnnnnn"

That's alottsas sprinkless...

[Guts/Batman]

Filled with white chocolate.

With krispies.

Mmmmmmmm....Sounds good.

[Stretch Dude]

"Aye do ron ron ronnny ronnnnnnnn"

That's alottsas sprinkless...

Aye, the sugar rush is like speedblitzing Jesus himself.

[Guts/Batman]

OR DARK GREEN!!!

OR DARK RED!!!

[nervmeister]

Tickle-me Michael Jackson dolls for everyone! Har Har Har! Merry Christmas!

[Stretch Dude]

Mmmmmmmm....Sounds good.

Like sugary crispy cocaine, it is.

[Guts/Batman]

Aye, the sugar rush is like speedblitzing Jesus himself.

If that's speedblitzing Jesus, it has to be fast...

[Stretch Dude]

OR DARK RED!!!

OR DARK SLATE GRAY!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Like sugary crispy cocaine, it is.

*Gets a dollar bill and rolls it up* I suppose Cocaine like will do....

[Stretch Dude]

If that's speedblitzing Jesus, it has to be fast...

Imagine moving 1000x faster than Barry did in CoIE...and then moving 10,000x faster than that.

[Guts/Batman]

OR DARK SLATE GRAY!!!

LIKE LEMON CHIFFON!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Gets a dollar bill and rolls it up* I suppose Cocaine like will do....

Yes, like sugary crispy cocaine, only solid instead of powdery.

[Guts/Batman]

Imagine moving 1000x faster than Barry did in CoIE...and then moving 10,000x faster than that.

Just...wow. That's like crazy fast...

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, like sugary crispy cocaine, only solid instead of powdery.

Interesting concept. Solid cocaine...

[Stretch Dude]

LIKE LEMON CHIFFON!!!

OR LIKE WHEAT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Just...wow. That's like crazy fast...

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Stretch Dude]

Interesting concept. Solid cocaine...

It's the next big thing.

[Guts/Batman]

OR LIKE WHEAT!!!

The colors that this place has for type color is crazy...

Time to make more Google babies...

[Guts/Batman]

It's the next big thing.

I thought Brock Lesnar was the next big thing...

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.butterdrop.com/nuts/images/Cashews.jpg

You know you want some...

[Stretch Dude]

The colors that this place has for type color is crazy...

Time to make more Google babies...

I call them Googutsles.

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.gaylordhotels.com/gaylordopryland/dining_activities/images/ChocolateDippedStrawberries&Cordials_large.jpg

You want these more...

[Stretch Dude]

I thought Brock Lesnar was the next big thing...

No, he's just a big thing.

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.butterdrop.com/nuts/images/Cashews.jpg

You know you want some...

SALTED NUTS!!

[The Dog]

December 25 11:37


Elf: Dont you think its time to start delivering toys yet?

Me: Eh, i'll do it later..

Elf: You said that 3 hours ago!

Me: Eh, get MunchKING to do it.

Elf: We cant, the last time he did it World War 3-7 started. IN ONE NIGHT!!

Me: What about T51R?

Elf: Your kidding right?

Me: What?

Elf: Blew up the moon? Piece's of it crashed into Africa and Europe? Ring any bells?

Me: It happends.

Elf: ... He blew up the MOON!!!

Me: Wait didnt The Dog fire you guys?

Elf: Umm no..

Me: ...... *drops Elf into Rancor pit*

*Explosions ring out and lights flash as Me, dressed like a commando version of Santa, with a LotR female elf, a Furry woman, a female Drow, a Tamaranian woman, and a Duck Dodgers-style female Martian, the women dressed in matching red and green bikinis, appear*

Me: Commando Santa and the Ninja Helpers are on the job! Get the rocket sleigh packed up with the gifts and the booze!

*Takes a long slug of rum, grabs a torch, and shoots a gout of flame high into the air*

Me: This Christmas is going to be fun! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Guts/Batman]

http://members.aol.com/greg51090/images/quagmire.jpg

Can't have it without Quagmire...

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.gaylordhotels.com/gaylordopryland/dining_activities/images/ChocolateDippedStrawberries&Cordials_large.jpg

You want these more...

Strawberries in fancy tuxes? Ooh, delicacatic...

[Guts/Batman]

No, he's just a big thing.

Ahhh...

I see.

http://www.maiken2051.com/images/cropped/Bulma%20shocked%20by%20Goku.jpg

Doesn't he just look cute?

[Stretch Dude]

http://members.aol.com/greg51090/images/quagmire.jpg

Can't have it without Quagmire...

Yes, I can. *slams Quagmire's head into the next continuum using the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness as a bat*

It's just like playing T-ball.

[Guts/Batman]

Strawberries in fancy tuxes? Ooh, delicacatic...

Indeed. Strawberries love their fancy tuxes.

[Stretch Dude]

Doesn't he just look cute?

Not something I need to see...

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, I can. *slams Quagmire's head into the next continuum using the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness as a bat*

It's just like playing T-ball.

I guess you can...

http://gogeta-jr.supafan.net/images/144/V%E9g%E9ta%20et%20Goku%20Bras%20de%20Fer%202.png

Who's going to win?

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed. Strawberries love their fancy tuxes.

Fancy fruits...

YOU AIN'T BETTER THAN ME!!

[Stretch Dude]

I guess you can...

Who's going to win?

Judging by their veins, I'd say their cardiologists.

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/hogan/machoman.jpg

Looks scary, doesn't the crazy man?

[Guts/Batman]

Judging by their veins, I'd say their cardiologists.

Goku...a cardiologist. I would hate to be his patient...

[Albert]

OR LIKE WHEAT!!!

Looks like "Too much B12 Urine" to me.

That's why they won't let me name Crayolas anymore.

[Guts/Batman]

Fancy fruits...

YOU AIN'T BETTER THAN ME!!

Of course not. They would dream of being better than you.

Btw, because I can't post the picture. Search "macho man" on Google Image Search...You'll know it...

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/hogan/machoman.jpg

Looks scary, doesn't the crazy man?

He should wash off the cow blood.

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/crap.jpg

Bulls arguing. This is not a good day...

[Stretch Dude]

Goku...a cardiologist. I would hate to be his patient...

I said "their," not "they're."

[Stretch Dude]

Looks like "Too much B12 Urine" to me.

That's why they won't let me name Crayolas anymore.

I like the taste of "Royal Blueballs" myself.

[Stretch Dude]

Of course not. They would dream of being better than you.

Btw, because I can't post the picture. Search "macho man" on Google Image Search...You'll know it...

I seen it. I copypasted the linkitude.

[Guts/Batman]

He should wash off the cow blood.

Indeed. The cow blood is a bit too much.

Remember kids...

http://www.rbgilbert.com/images/mp3.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

I seen it. I copypasted the linkitude.

It was disturbing was it not...

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/crap.jpg

Bulls arguing. This is not a good day...

Oh, the pun-ishment.

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed. The cow blood is a bit too much.

Remember kids...

http://www.rbgilbert.com/images/mp3.jpg

CRUSH CAPITALISM!!

[Stretch Dude]

It was disturbing was it not...

Anger management, he needs.

[Guts/Batman]

http://www.pjfarmer.com/woldnewton/quest.gif

The Quest family looks sweet, doesn't it?

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.pjfarmer.com/woldnewton/quest.gif

The Quest family looks sweet, doesn't it?

Yeah. Who'd'a thought they were all doin' each other?

[Guts/Batman]

Oh, the pun-ishment.

Indeed. Pun-ishment...

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed. Pun-ishment...

With a captial "ISHMENT."

ISHMENT!!

[Guts/Batman]

CRUSH CAPITALISM!!

In Soviet Russia, Capitalism crushes you!

Wait...That's not right...

[Guts/Batman]

Anger management, he needs.

Well yea, but I was referring to something else. Something I can't post here or get banned...

[Guts/Batman]

With a captial "ISHMENT."

ISHMENT!!

Nooooooooo..Ishment is...Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[Stretch Dude]

In Soviet Russia, Capitalism crushes you!

Wait...That's not right...

It is, but it isn't, but it is.

[Stretch Dude]

Well yea, but I was referring to something else. Something I can't post here or get banned...

Ah, then I am not knowing of which you speak.

[Stretch Dude]

Nooooooooo..Ishment is...Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Yes...yes...

YES!!!

[Guts/Batman]

It is, but it isn't, but it is.

That is true...

http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Circuit/4085/beermedal.jpg

We're one short of a six pack!

[Stretch Dude]

We're one short of a six pack!

So that's why my stomach feels weird...

[Guts/Batman]

Yes...yes...

YES!!!

http://www.prezziesplus.co.uk/jelly-boobs.jpg

Say that after you eat these...

[Guts/Batman]

Ah, then I am not knowing of which you speak.

Aye. Just search for "macho man" on Google Image Search and you'll see what I mean...

[Stretch Dude]

http://www.prezziesplus.co.uk/jelly-boobs.jpg

Say that after you eat these...

....

YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

[Guts/Batman]

So that's why my stomach feels weird...

The devil acts in mysterious ways...

[Albert]

Indeed. Strawberries love their fancy tuxes.


Things I learn on the Internet #563

[Guts/Batman]

....

YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

I knew that would spark a reaction.

Searching furries also gets an image that I cannot post her but it equally disturbing...

[Stretch Dude]

Aye. Just search for "macho man" on Google Image Search and you'll see what I mean...

...GAH! MINE EYES!! I had a classmate whose name, when Googled, would bring up a similar image. Except it was real. And not him.

[Albert]

http://www.prezziesplus.co.uk/jelly-boobs.jpg

Say that after you eat these...


Betcha can't eat just one.

[Guts/Batman]

Things I learn on the Internet #563

Oh the things that you can learn on the Internet.

http://www.xydexx.com/anthrofurry/HowYouReactToFurries.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

The devil acts in mysterious ways...

I'll say. How in the hell did he remove one of my abdominals?

[Stretch Dude]

Things I learn on the Internet #563

#564: That rabbit's dynamite!

[Guts/Batman]

...GAH! MINE EYES!! I had a classmate whose name, when Googled, would bring up a similar image. Except it was real. And not him.

Indeed. I said it was scary, I think...

[Stretch Dude]

I knew that would spark a reaction.

Searching furries also gets an image that I cannot post her but it equally disturbing...

I ph34r not.

[Stretch Dude]

Betcha can't eat just one.

In more ways than one.

[Guts/Batman]

I'll say. How in the hell did he remove one of my abdominals?

He's the Devil. He can do anything.

[Stretch Dude]

Oh the things that you can learn on the Internet.

http://www.xydexx.com/anthrofurry/HowYouReactToFurries.jpg

Pfft. The retainer kid from Eerie, Indiana had bigger teeth.

[Albert]

Oh the things that you can learn on the Internet.

http://www.xydexx.com/anthrofurry/HowYouReactToFurries.jpg


Sweet mother of God!

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed. I said it was scary, I think...

Scary like a fright.

[Guts/Batman]

I ph34r not.

When it's a horse that has breasts grabs you...

http://www.sixspace.com/gallery/drawing2003/imx/lrg/dc-jubilation.jpg

I wouldn't get the door if I was you...

[Guts/Batman]

Pfft. The retainer kid from Eerie, Indiana had bigger teeth.

I don't remember that show so I'll have to believe ya...

[Stretch Dude]

He's the Devil. He can do anything.

As opposed to an evil being with powers that are the opposite of God's.

[Guts/Batman]

Scary like a fright.

On Christmas night...

[Stretch Dude]

Sweet mother of God!

Quite possibly. You never know.

He'd probably make the Second Coming a furry just to mess with you.

[Albert]

Be back in an hour... need to do terrible things to my cat with a fork.

[Guts/Batman]

Sweet mother of God!

She's not the sweet mother for nothing...

http://www.hetemeel.com/haha/39997.Jesus+Christ+Hates+the%20God+Damn+Yankees!!. jpg

Jesus is a Red Sox fan?

[Stretch Dude]

When it's a horse that has breasts grabs you...

http://www.sixspace.com/gallery/drawing2003/imx/lrg/dc-jubilation.jpg

I wouldn't get the door if I was you...

Yeah, he's a little too thin for my tastes.

[Stretch Dude]

I don't remember that show so I'll have to believe ya...

I've got the whole series on DVD. 19 episodes of awesomeness.

[Guts/Batman]

As opposed to an evil being with powers that are the opposite of God's.

Now that would be scary...

[Stretch Dude]

On Christmas night...

When the stars shine bright...

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, he's a little too thin for my tastes.

Lucky for him then...

http://www.nhbradio.com/Portals/0/Logos/tgs_logo3.jpg

Good to know...

[Stretch Dude]

Be back in an hour... need to do terrible things to my cat with a fork.

May the forks be with you.

[Stretch Dude]

She's not the sweet mother for nothing...

http://www.hetemeel.com/haha/39997.Jesus+Christ+Hates+the%20God+Damn+Yankees!!. jpg

Jesus is a Red Sox fan?

He's also Uncle Sam, apparently.

[Guts/Batman]

When the stars shine bright...

and drinking a Sprite...

[Stretch Dude]

Now that would be scary...

Not really: What's the opposite of omnipotence?

[Stretch Dude]

Lucky for him then...

http://www.nhbradio.com/Portals/0/Logos/tgs_logo3.jpg

Good to know...

What a stink that's gotta be...

[Guts/Batman]

He's also Uncle Sam, apparently.

I don't buy his comic so it's okay...

[Stretch Dude]

and drinking a Sprite...

While your hair turns white...

[Guts/Batman]

Not really: What's the opposite of omnipotence?

unomnipotence?

http://ante-et-post.weblog.com.pt/Sam%20Jones%20-%20George%20Clooney%20em%20LA%20home2.jpg

This is the true devil...

[Stretch Dude]

I don't buy his comic so it's okay...

Indeed it is.

[Guts/Batman]

While your hair turns white...

And puts out the light...

[Stretch Dude]

unomnipotence?

Lemme rephrase that: What's the opposite of all-powerful?

http://ante-et-post.weblog.com.pt/Sam%20Jones%20-%20George%20Clooney%20em%20LA%20home2.jpg

This is the true devil...

I buy it. That look is pure evil.

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed it is.

Aye...brother Stretch.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/125000/125275lQTp_w.jpg

Because he's cooking it, I'll eat it.