Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

I knew I was forgetting a "mighty". Probably why I only annihilated some planets.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

(Besides, it's my sword to begin with. ;))

[Yun Lao]

I would give you something, but I have no trademark things yet like most do, so I'll just say Happy Birthday

[Chrosis]

Happy Birthday.

There, I said it.

*Breaks somebody's kneecaps*

[Oggy]

Hey Cleric. Happy Birthday my friend. :D

[The Dog]

Happy Birthday Cleric! And for your birthday, I have put together a band of my characters from your various RPGs to play you a medley of songs, including: Tenacious D "Tribute", Wierd Al Yankovic "UHF", "The Touch", Joey Scarbury "Believe it or Not" (theme to Greatest American Hero), and many more! And the band is...

Will of the D! The bandmates are...

On Lead Guitar - Marron St. Johns (Beyond the Pale Star)

On Bass Guitar - Usopp Mandorie (Island of Shadows)

On Keyboard - Marron Sanders (Land of the Grey Sands)

On Drums - Billy Jack Sparrow (Neo Dragon Ball)

Lead Singer - Jacob Montgomery (The Winter Wolf)


ENJOY!

[Albert]

Well, good. Got the kid settled down playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance, the wife off to work, laundry in the dry....er.... wait, are we short a couple multiverses?

[Guts/Batman]

You should be ashamed of yourself.

(Besides, it's my sword to begin with. ;))

Well yes...

It is your sword. I just thought I would use it once...

[Eternal Torment]

DO NOT WANT!!!!

[Eternal Torment]

In the meanwhile, Alex and Acid will be your personal doctors :evilsmile......

[Eternal Torment]

Death to the ones who live! Black spire, crimson metal, steel blade. The darkness of a thousand eternities flood your dreams. Destructive Art 99, RETCON PUNCH!

[Albert]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7a/250px-Scooby_Dynomutt_Hour.jpg

Dyno-mutt... victim of a retcon punch that was meant for Scrappy Doo.

RIP old friend.

[Eternal Torment]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7a/250px-Scooby_Dynomutt_Hour.jpg

Dyno-mutt... victim of a retcon punch that was meant for Scrappy Doo.

RIP old friend.

If it's any consolation, Scrappy Doo died two years later of testicular cancer.

[Eternal Torment]

The prison which I am trapped in is life! Seriously, some guy sewed my body to a gorilla. I need a scalpel and some morphine.

[Eternal Torment]

Curse the day that I fell behind! I demand an explanation for this crap! And it better make sense to Bizarro.

[Spidey-kid1]

:) :) :)




Thank you all very much! ^_^



Having hit 19, and coming up on my second year here in less then a month, now, I have to say that the best gift I've ever been given is the gift of friendship I've shared with you all for almost two years.



May it last for years to come.




Thank you.

Your only 5 years older than me?!!!!!
So much for old geezer, huh Eternal Torment?:p

[Albert]

The prison which I am trapped in is life! Seriously, some guy sewed my body to a gorilla. I need a scalpel and some morphine.

Well, scalpels I have....

http://www.wildestwesterns.com/images/issue_4_images/bela-lugosi.jpg

... but the morphine has mysteriously vanished.

[Eternal Torment]

Your only 5 years older than me?!!!!!
So much for old geezer, huh Eternal Torment?:p

Eh. I'm old, nearly to the age of balding. Damn imagination is failing as I type. But still.......Cleric is a geezer. See you at the retirement home, old man! Your tapioca awaits.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Eh. I'm old, nearly to the age of balding. Damn imagination is failing as I type. But still.......Cleric is a geezer. See you at the retirement home, old man! Your tapioca awaits.



I'll see you there, man. :D

[Tami]

Happy Birthday from me as well! :)

And guys, don't sweat it....EVERYONE here is probably younger than I am! ;)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy Birthday from me as well! :)

And guys, don't sweat it....EVERYONE here is probably younger than I am! ;)




Doubtful.


Besides, we are no where near as pretty/nice/fair.:)

[Spidey-kid1]

I'll see you there, man. :D

And I'll be 5 years right behind you!
Well, thats counting on the fact that I wound get ran over, try stupid stunts like sky diving.......without a parachute, break my neck, lose my mind more than I already have, don't get sent to an asylum, ever make it out of high school, or survive the semester finals next week and those are going to be brutal, (etc...)!

Anyway, possibility that that stuff there I mentioned doesn't happen is 1/200.....
meaning see you guys in the after life!:p

[Spidey-kid1]

Happy Birthday from me as well! :)

And guys, don't sweat it....EVERYONE here is probably younger than I am! ;)

Wanna bet?

*checks profile*

Woah.......

[Tami]

Doubtful.


Besides, we are no where near as pretty/nice/fair.:)

Flatterer... *blushing* :)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Flatterer... *blushing* :)



Is it flattery when it's the truth?:) :D

[Spidey-kid1]

Flatterer... *blushing* :)

2 bucks I will gain your complete awesomeness once I'm 60 years old!!!!
If I don't [insert stupid stunt list here] until I'm that age!

[Tami]

2 bucks I will gain your complete awesomeness once I'm 60 years old!!!!
If I don't [insert stupid stunt list here] until I'm that age!


:eek: Hey, I'm not THAT OLD! :p

[Spidey-kid1]

:eek: Hey, I'm not THAT OLD! :p

Your right!
I'm just some knowitall kid who knows nothing and has the IQ of a
tube of tooth paste.....but I got a kick ass.....um....what do I have?

Ok, but as for the oldest, my real age is 92. I just put in14. Not really.
But I bet You [insert flattery from cleric here]!!!!!
unlike everyone else who [insert insults to everyone else from spidey-kid1 here]!!!!!

[Legato]

Happy birthday Cleric. :)

*breaks out the birthday cake*

[Dalak]

Happy B-Day Cleric, I give you the option to re-write Neon Genesis Evangelion in whichever way you wish (Mainly to have Shinji come across as a better and more accepted character)

Have fun!!

[Gordon Smith]

Happy Birthday from me as well! :)

And guys, don't sweat it....EVERYONE here is probably younger than I am! ;)

I'm forty seven and don't you forget it!

[hitokiri_]

well. . . happy bday old chap.

[The MunchKING]

Three in a row is nothing. You should see some of Munchy's postathons. They are crazy long.

12+ hours Straight, IIRC.

Man, THAT was a mess... TMI... Origin of the term "spamthread".

[The MunchKING]

Sad times, indeed. :(

*Whistles*


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[The MunchKING]

For this aspect of it, I agree. The longest non-Google Image Search Rampage I had was near 20 posts in a row.

I think I went for that many PAGES in a row on one of the early fourth age verisons of Soap operus.

[The MunchKING]

Nah, that's Munchy-level awesome. I'm nowhere near that good. Wait...

...GAHHHH!!! *hogties Guts*

only 60?? I'm hurt you think so little of me.

[The MunchKING]

1,000 1,000 1,000

1000 whats?

[The MunchKING]

Does that mean you like Transformers porn?

I had a card about that somewhere...

[The MunchKING]

Don't make me pull out the arsenal I got in the Assign A Weapon thread.

I'd worry more about Sharpandpointies.

[The MunchKING]

And Gut's Dragon Slayer is nearing Plot Device level by itself, a low level plot device compared to Megas sure. It's what I get for being so closely associated with a guy who wields a 7 foot long sword.

If you hung out with me more often you'd see a MUCH bigger sword.

[The MunchKING]

w00t! A new member of the Downtown Khazan Thousand posters club. We are the only two to post 1,000 times in a Downtown Khazan thread...

*cough* *Cough*

[The MunchKING]

Indeed. We are mighty!

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1776/deathofsoandtmi8mb.jpg

[The MunchKING]

I had a card about that somewhere...

Ah, found it.

Here you go.


http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/905/tmiformers.jpg

[The MunchKING]

And this is me not even trying on the postathon. And I still managed to rack up a dozen posts in a row.

I mean I didn't even hit the 30 second limit. This is like lazy typing.

[The MunchKING]

You can't beat the Technicolor troops!!

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/9145/troopgreen.jpg

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/7263/troopblue.jpg

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/1505/troopartifact.jpg

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8156/troopblack.jpg

[The MunchKING]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/1766/troopwhite.jpg

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/1300/troopred.jpg

[The MunchKING]

Happy Birthday,

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8130/analprobe.jpg

Use it in good health (which means, use it on people you DON'T like)

[The MunchKING]

I'm forty seven and don't you forget it!

Bah, we all know The MunchKING is ancient. ;)


http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/7978/oldmunch.jpg




I mean I rember back when dirt was a newfangled concept.

Freind of mine said it would NEVER work. Hah. Guess I showed HIM.

[The MunchKING]

What is best in life?

Not having one?

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/5326/MyfirstPostathon.jpg


http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1903/6666threply.jpg


http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2039/nolife1.jpg

[The MunchKING]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2039/nolife1.jpg

[The MunchKING]

So here you go pal...


http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/4914/pitofstarvingcats.jpg

A pit to throw your enemies into.

Just make sure they don't learn any secret techniques from it...

[The MunchKING]

I gotta be carefull

I do to much of this and I might awaken...

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/9647/munchkingprimordeal.jpg

[S J C]

Happy Birthday. Have a fleet of culture ships and a 1st generation Juraian tree ship

[David Atkins]

Happy birthday, GoA! Spot yourself an Awesome Award from all of us. :D

[Sharpandpointies]

Hey, happy birthday, Chou! :)

[Eternal Torment]

Zzzzzz......WHAAA???!!!! This is a cheap shot I say, you lowly hellhound of Set. I will consume the planet, and all that you must protect.

[Stretch Dude]

DO NOT WANT!!!!

Don't be silly. You know you want.

[Stretch Dude]

Death to the ones who live! Black spire, crimson metal, steel blade. The darkness of a thousand eternities flood your dreams. Destructive Art 99, RETCON PUNCH!

EAT PANTS! *unleashes Big-Ass Wave-O-Doom*

[Stretch Dude]

The prison which I am trapped in is life! Seriously, some guy sewed my body to a gorilla. I need a scalpel and some morphine.

Call the Headmen!

[Stretch Dude]

Curse the day that I fell behind! I demand an explanation for this crap! And it better make sense to Bizarro.

It involved diamonds, a truck, and kick-ass pads. From space.

Also Kansas.

[Stretch Dude]

12+ hours Straight, IIRC.

Man, THAT was a mess... TMI... Origin of the term "spamthread".

It was truly majestic, was it not?

[Stretch Dude]

*Whistles*


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[Eternal Torment]

It was truly majestic, was it not?

Such grace cannot be wasted on a thread. It should be reserved when you beat the living shit out of of someone and leave them paralyzed.

[Stretch Dude]

I think I went for that many PAGES in a row on one of the early fourth age verisons of Soap operus.

Check out all his majesty.

[Stretch Dude]

only 60?? I'm hurt you think so little of me.

My apologies...

[Stretch Dude]

1000 whats?

Posts. In this thread.

[Stretch Dude]

I'd worry more about Sharpandpointies.

Indeed, for he is sharp.

And pointy.

[Stretch Dude]

Ah, found it.

Here you go.


http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/905/tmiformers.jpg

Majestically wrong, it be. Hail to it!

[Stretch Dude]

And this is me not even trying on the postathon. And I still managed to rack up a dozen posts in a row.

I mean I didn't even hit the 30 second limit. This is like lazy typing.

It's quite fun, ain't it?

(Course, I'm a fast typer, so I keep hitting the 30-second limit...)

[Stretch Dude]

You can't beat the Technicolor troops!!

Hail the Troops!

[Stretch Dude]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1903/6666threply.jpg

A new quest! We must race for the power of the 6666th post!

[Stretch Dude]

Zzzzzz......WHAAA???!!!! This is a cheap shot I say, you lowly hellhound of Set. I will consume the planet, and all that you must protect.

No, you shan't.

'Cause I said so.

[Stretch Dude]

Such grace cannot be wasted on a thread. It should be reserved when you beat the living shit out of of someone and leave them paralyzed.

Spoken like someone who never witnessed its glory.

[Stretch Dude]

Whoo, bitch! WHOO!

[Eternal Torment]

I have a very slow posting rate. Thank God I don't sell real estate.

[Eternal Torment]

No, you shan't.

'Cause I said so.

I am, because I said so. You soylent green based statue.

[Gordon Smith]

Can't think of anything witty to say, so "ll just wish you a happy birthday and be done with it. :p

[Spidey-kid1]

Happy birthday Gof of awesome. Hold on. I will soo get a present for you.:)

[Stretch Dude]

I have a very slow posting rate. Thank God I don't sell real estate.

Slow like a story arc, you are.

[Stretch Dude]

I am, because I said so. You soylent green based statue.

No you ain't, 'cause I said so. You blouse-wearing poodle-walker.

[Ant Crown]

*Hands over Ambrosia and Nectar*

Only befiting to a God.

[Lord of Nonsensical Crap]

....

WHy are there two threads wishing GoA a happy birthday?

Anyway, happy, nonsensical birthday, God of Awesome!

[Spidey-kid1]

For your birthday....you get the first ever.... INfernoBOARD Award!!!!
http://nus.irgends.de/award.gif

And a new type of Soda!!!!
http://www.clubcommission.de/_img/mitglieder/soda/bild.jpg

[kain5252]

Happy Birthday!

[Ice'Lord]

I wish thee a memorable and happy day of birth.
Now, let us feast upon food and beverage GoA provided.
Have at thee:
http://www.toysnjoys.com/access_psp/psp-1000g1cw.jpg

[The Real Nemo]

Happy Birthday Cleric! *gives him Etna's Prinny Squad*

[Chrosis]

It's the Ceric of Hell's Brigade! The most brilliant RPG Creator on the Planet!

Wherever there is hope; he will use it as an RPG!

Wherever there is a power gamer; he'll be there to kick them in the testicles!

[buutenks]

Happy birthday Clerc.

[Albert]

trrrrrogdorrrrrr!

[Albert]

Whoo, bitch! WHOO!

*tries to identify the sound*

Is that an owl on crack?

http://it.geocities.com/tonibin/owl/owl.png

[kain5252]

*tries to identify the sound*

Is that an owl on crack?

http://it.geocities.com/tonibin/owl/owl.png

That or he just saw the Blob naked. Then again I think his head would have exploded, I know mine would.

[Albert]

That or he just saw the Blob naked. Then again I think his would have exploded, I know mine would.

Yeah, I think you're right. That's the look of a creature about to be enveloped in sweaty rolls of fat.

[Morroccobot]

Happy B-day. You get your own Finnish Lake Troll to do your bidding, GoA.

[Eternal Torment]

No you ain't, 'cause I said so. You blouse-wearing poodle-walker.


I am going to eat the world, because I'm Eternal Torment, BITCH!

[Eternal Torment]

*tries to identify the sound*

Is that an owl on crack?

http://it.geocities.com/tonibin/owl/owl.png

He saw you naked. Personally, I would have vomited.

[Eternal Torment]

I'll see you there, man. :D

Better not strain yourself too much. You need to ride on your electric throne.

[Stretch Dude]

I am going to eat the world, because I'm Eternal Torment, BITCH!

No you ain't, bitch. You ain't nothing but a bitch's bitch, bitch.

[Stretch Dude]

trrrrrogdorrrrrr!

No, no, no. Like this:

TROGDOOOOOORRRRRR!!!

[Caswin]

BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE!

BURNINATING THE PEASANTS!

BURNINATING ALL THE PEOPLES

AND THEIR THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGEEESS!!

THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!

Probably my favorite part of the song.

[Chrosis]

No, no, no. Like this:

TROGDOOOOOORRRRRR!!!

They're GRRRRREAT!!!!

http://img.sheezyart.com/art/medium/40/405781.jpg

By God, I love google.

[Guts/Batman]

Bulldog...

[Chrosis]

Bulldog...

That Dingo from Hell I showed you earlier...

[Stretch Dude]

BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE!

BURNINATING THE PEASANTS!

BURNINATING ALL THE PEOPLES

AND THEIR THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGEEESS!!

THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!

Probably my favorite part of the song.

AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Bulldog...

Shih Tzu...

[Stretch Dude]

They're GRRRRREAT!!!!

http://img.sheezyart.com/art/medium/40/405781.jpg

By God, I love google.

I've seen wackier, believe me.

Bigger, too.

[Chrosis]

I've seen wackier, believe me.

Bigger, too.

I still love Google though...

<_<

>_>

...

[Guts/Batman]

I've seen wackier, believe me.

Bigger, too.

Yea, Tony needs Tiger-nipples.

[Guts/Batman]

Shih Tzu...

Bullshit!!!

[God_of_Awesome]

Thank you everyone.

[God_of_Awesome]

I'll be sure to throw myself in. Cat Fist sounds awesome.

[KJ Stewart]

Happy birthday fella.

[KJ Stewart]

Happy birthday to you.

[Guy1]

Happy Birthday Man!:D

[Super Samurai]

Yea, Tony needs Tiger-nipples.


They went away due to the steroids.

[Gladiaria_Alata]

Have a great birthday!














Wow. How original of me! :rolleyes:

[Stretch Dude]

I still love Google though...

<_<

>_>

...

Not as much as Guts, I'll bet. They've had several freakish search-engine babies together.

[Stretch Dude]

Yea, Tony needs Tiger-nipples.

Wouldn't there be, like, six of them? :eek:

[Stretch Dude]

Bullshit!!!

I shit you not.

[Stretch Dude]

They went away due to the steroids.

Steroid abuse is a tragic epidemic among the anthropomorphic.

[Eternal Torment]

Thatched reality works.

[Chou Blaster]

Happy Birthday Man!!


:As he gives him two schools.:

" 74 Earthly Transformations. and "36 Heavneyl Transformations."

You cna basicly morp h in diguise anythin gin existence, evne stars in the sky.

[Yun Lao]

Happy Birthday. As a gift, I'm giving you the most awesome thing I can think of right now

A gun that shoots flaming chainsaws, enjoy.

[Stretch Dude]

Thatched reality works.

Crosshatched reality doesn't.

[Super Samurai]

Steroid abuse is a tragic epidemic among the anthropomorphic.

Except for the Trix Rabbit. He never ever gets the Trix, but he refuses to use steroids to his advantage. That is why I commend that silly rabbit.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

And now for something completely different. *cue appearance of the Knights who say Ni!* We demand a shrubbery or we shall say Ni over and over again. Ni!

[Chrosis]

And now for something completely different. *cue appearance of the Knights who say Ni!* We demand a shrubbery or we shall say Ni over and over again. Ni!

*Makes as if to Bitch-Slaps KamenRider Luffy*

WTF!?

*The Slap is reversed and hits Chrosis*

The Avatar is too damned cute!

[Miburohunter929]

Happy Birthday.

My Gift to you is a poem of two words.

"You Rock"

Now if you excuse me, I need go to find out if satan can see why kicks love cinnamon toast crunch.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

*cue a giant cow landing on the Knights who say Ni courtesy of the French* Well that takes care of that. *helps Chrosis up and gives him some fresh mentos*

[Chrosis]

*cue a giant cow landing on the Knights who say Ni courtesy of the French* Well that takes care of that. *helps Chrosis up and gives him some fresh mentos*

*puts mentos in a gallon of diet coke and runs*

[Stretch Dude]

*puts mentos in a gallon of diet coke and runs*

*destroys the building apocalypse with a Mentornado*

[Super Samurai]

*Comes in with a glass cup*

Damn, I was too late.

*Puts cup away*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy Birthday God of Awesome!




*Gives him a brand new X-Box 360, Playstation 3, Ninetendo Wii, PSP, Ninetendo DS, and Gameboy Advance*.

[Tami]

Another Birthday? What is it with December and Rumblers? ;)

Happy Birthday GoA!

[Devon C.]

*puts everybody in unbreakable crates and sends them to Tatouine, ala Garfield*

[The Dog]

*puts everybody in unbreakable crates and sends them to Tatouine, ala Garfield*

*Walks into the room after Devon finishes, puts him in an unbreakable crate with Nermal, and ships it off to Abu Dabi*

[Devon C.]

*Tatouine>>>>Abu Dhabi, and "everybody" includes those whose name begins with a "The" and ends with a "Dog", so Devon is just standing there unaffected*

[The MunchKING]

It was truly majestic, was it not?

If you mean by "Majestic" "A Wonder of the World, in a fun, but ultimatly self-destructive way". ;)

[The MunchKING]

Oh, so that's what we're playing, eh?

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Bah, You over look my point.


Aside from the ones on all my weapons.


I meant it was pointing to the link in my sig.

[The MunchKING]

It's quite fun, ain't it?

(Course, I'm a fast typer, so I keep hitting the 30-second limit...)

I would have hit it like the wrath of a vengeful god if I'd been trying.

I can post fast if I want to.

I'm just not.

[The MunchKING]

Slow like a story arc, you are.

Man I should get Nemo and Sandy back on the SO boards. We could get a story arc or two going again.

[The MunchKING]

Crosshatched reality doesn't.

Darning reality isn't near as much fun as it sounds...

[The MunchKING]

*Tatouine>>>>Abu Dhabi, and "everybody" includes those whose name begins with a "The" and ends with a "Dog", so Devon is just standing there unaffected*

*Nobody (The once and future poster) comes in and mails Devon to Abu Dabi*

[The Drunkard Kid]

Happy Birthday, God_of_Awesome.

I bestow upon thee the first ever Drunkard Award. It's the size of a grain of rice, completely invisible on all spectrums, utterly and irrevocably intangible, smells like some sort of garbage dump that collapsed in on itself due to sheer mass, and tends to explode violently when people say words that sound like the word "blueberry." Enjoy.

[Ghost]

Another Birthday? What is it with December and Rumblers? ;)

I was just about to ask the same thing, seeing as I've got mine coming up soon as well.

Oh well. Happy birthday, Awesome! You da man! :)

[Nik Hasta]

Happy Birthday.

Have L-Sama's virginity, Azarel's not using it.

[Stretch Dude]

If you mean by "Majestic" "A Wonder of the World, in a fun, but ultimatly self-destructive way". ;)

Indeed. "Majestic" is an understatement.

[Stretch Dude]

Bah, You over look my point.


Aside from the ones on all my weapons.


I meant it was pointing to the link in my sig.

Yes, I believe I'm aware of that site. :D

[Stretch Dude]

I would have hit it like the wrath of a vengeful god if I'd been trying.

I can post fast if I want to.

I'm just not.

Yeah, I'd hit that. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Man I should get Nemo and Sandy back on the SO boards. We could get a story arc or two going again.

UNLEASH THE MONKEY!!

[Stretch Dude]

Darning reality isn't near as much fun as it sounds...

And stippled reality just takes too damn long.

[Stretch Dude]

*Nobody (The once and future poster) comes in and mails Devon to Abu Dabi*

Question: If Nobody was a Nobody, would his name be Bodoxyn?

[God_of_Awesome]

Happy Birthday.

Have L-Sama's virginity, Azarel's not using it.

Nik Hasta you super samurai pimp, thank you!

[Guts/Batman]

UNLEASH THE MONKEY!!

*Unleashes the monkney*

[Guts/Batman]

I saw the Juggernaut Bitch video on YouTube recently. Wasn't too bad.

[Guts/Batman]

This thread has certainly moved since I was away resting my eyeballs for the last 15 hours. Munchy is still a force to be reckoned with here at CBR.

[Guts/Batman]

They went away due to the steroids.

Awwwwwwwww...

Damn steroids.

[Guts/Batman]

Not as much as Guts, I'll bet. They've had several freakish search-engine babies together.

Indeed. I love my google image searches. They produce sometimes hot, sometimes freaky, but always entertaining results. :D

[Guts/Batman]

Wouldn't there be, like, six of them? :eek:

The more nipples the better!

[Guts/Batman]

Steroid abuse is a tragic epidemic among the anthropomorphic.

The just have to be big. I bet his testies got smaller than a cockroach.

[Guts/Batman]

Except for the Trix Rabbit. He never ever gets the Trix, but he refuses to use steroids to his advantage. That is why I commend that silly rabbit.

He probably got a tip from Roger Rabbit to not use them because he'll be able to get some hot chick like Roger did...

[Albert]

UNLEASH THE MONKEY!!


Finally, my cue!!

*zippppppp*

Oh shit... you meant... heh... something else, didn't... heh...

*reverse zip*

*feet shuffle*

*whistles nonchalantly*

[Albert]

He probably got a tip from Roger Rabbit to not use them because he'll be able to get some hot chick like Roger did...

Yeah, then he'd catch her playing pattycake with Marvin Acme, too.

*gin-soaked sigh* Dames.

[Albert]

The more nipples the better!

You're my god.

[Albert]

No, no, no. Like this:

TROGDOOOOOORRRRRR!!!

Ohhhh... from the diaphragm. I get it now.

Smmmmmmegma!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chou Blaster]

Another Birthday? What is it with December and Rumblers? ;)

Happy Birthday GoA!

:Shrug: True in my fmaily matters, we hav elike 13 birhtdays in December.

[Albert]

The more nipples the better!

... because world hunger is no joke.

[Eternal Torment]

All of you will suffer like G did! And that is suffering, believe you me!

[Guts/Batman]

Stretch is a baker's dozen behind! This is what happens when I sleep for 15 hours in a row.

[Albert]

... nipples...

[Eternal Torment]

...souls...

[Stretch Dude]

*Unleashes the monkney*

Good man. Good man.

[Stretch Dude]

I saw the Juggernaut Bitch video on YouTube recently. Wasn't too bad.

I think I'm one of the few people who enjoyed seeing that reference in X3. How's about you?

[Stretch Dude]

This thread has certainly moved since I was away resting my eyeballs for the last 15 hours. Munchy is still a force to be reckoned with here at CBR.

They don't call him the MunchKING for nothin'.

[Eternal Torment]

Thank god there's no such thing as an Indian Thriller.

[Stretch Dude]

Awwwwwwwww...

Damn steroids.

Indeed. What we need nowadays is that laser those evil bodybuilders used in that old TMNT episode...no known side effects, and a helluva lot better results than steroids.

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed. I love my google image searches. They produce sometimes hot, sometimes freaky, but always entertaining results. :D

You want hot, freaky results, do some searches on DeviantArt. Hell, do a search on the Martian Queen from Duck Dodgers, and there's more fetish-based art than normal art.

[Stretch Dude]

The more nipples the better!

Mmm...nipplage.

[Stretch Dude]

The just have to be big. I bet his testies got smaller than a cockroach.

Actually, from what I've seen, they seem to have the opposite effect on furries...

[Stretch Dude]

He probably got a tip from Roger Rabbit to not use them because he'll be able to get some hot chick like Roger did...

Indeed. The ladies like their ani-men wiry.

[Stretch Dude]

Finally, my cue!!

*zippppppp*

Oh shit... you meant... heh... something else, didn't... heh...

*reverse zip*

*feet shuffle*

*whistles nonchalantly*

Yeah, you better be nonchalant.

[Stretch Dude]

Yeah, then he'd catch her playing pattycake with Marvin Acme, too.

*gin-soaked sigh* Dames.

Hey, she was blackmailed into doing that.

[Stretch Dude]

You're my god.

All hail the Nipple God!!

[Stretch Dude]

Ohhhh... from the diaphragm. I get it now.

Smmmmmmegma!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, no, no. In all caps, like this:

SMMMMMMEGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stretch Dude]

... because world hunger is no joke.

Feed the world!

[Stretch Dude]

All of you will suffer like G did! And that is suffering, believe you me!

I'm sure it is.

Whatever it was, I doubt it was worse than having your spine replaced with a penis.

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch is a baker's dozen behind! This is what happens when I sleep for 15 hours in a row.

I gotta be closer/past you by now. :D

[Stretch Dude]

... nipples...

...ointment...

[Stretch Dude]

...souls...

...toenails...

[Stretch Dude]

Thank god there's no such thing as an Indian Thriller.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that... :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch Dude 1,060
Guts/Batman 1,055
Eternal Torment 775
Anthony Johanson 381
The Dog 236
Tommy 226
Chrosis 203
Super Samurai 195
Ant Crown 178
Devon Campbell 126

Oh, yeah, bitch. You all my bitches.

[Albert]

Feed the world!

... let them know its Christmas time.

[Albert]

Stretch Dude 1,060
Guts/Batman 1,055
Eternal Torment 775
Anthony Johanson 381
The Dog 236
Tommy 226
Chrosis 203
Super Samurai 195
Ant Crown 178
Devon Campbell 126

Oh, yeah, bitch. You all my bitches.

Stretch Dufe. His pimp hand is strong.

[Stretch Dude]

... let them know its Christmas time.

We are the world!

[The Dog]

Stretch Dude 1,060
Guts/Batman 1,055
Eternal Torment 775
Anthony Johanson 381
The Dog 236
Tommy 226
Chrosis 203
Super Samurai 195
Ant Crown 178
Devon Campbell 126

Oh, yeah, bitch. You all my bitches.

Well, this tells us who has more time to post on here than others.:p

[Eternal Torment]

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that... :evilsmile

Actually, there is. I posted a link to it in the Favourite Online Clips thread.

[Albert]

Actually, from what I've seen, they seem to have the opposite effect on furries...

*hyperendowed herm otter seeks companionship. No freaks.*

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch Dufe. His pimp hand is strong.

Dufe?! Insulted I be's! *pimpsmacks Albert* What's my name again, bitch?

Albert: You're Stretch Dude! Duke of New Jersey, A-#1!

That's more like it, bitch.

[SSJVegeta]

Happy Birthday to God_of_Awesome!


The marriage of you and L-sama. :D

[Albert]

Stretch Dufe. His pimp hand is strong.

Um, I didn't mean to call you Stretch Doof.

Ow Ow Ow not the belt!

[Stretch Dude]

Well, this tells us who has more time to post on here than others.:p

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Eternal Torment]

A storm is coming. Reality shakes and plans converge. In 2007, there will be a Crisis....

[Stretch Dude]

Actually, there is. I posted a link to it in the Favourite Online Clips thread.

...You win this round. *flies away*

...But I win this one. *obliterates the multiverse ET is in*

[Albert]

Dufe?! Insulted I be's! *pimpsmacks Albert* What's my name again, bitch?

Albert: You're Stretch Dude! Duke of New Jersey, A-#1!

That's more like it, bitch.

I'll fold you like a dollar and spend you on a whore.

[Stretch Dude]

*hyperendowed herm otter seeks companionship. No freaks.*

Yeah, that's about right.

[Stretch Dude]

Um, I didn't mean to call you Stretch Doof.

Ow Ow Ow not the belt!

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, BITCH!!

[Stretch Dude]

A storm is coming. Reality shakes and plans converge. In 2007, there will be a Crisis....

What? Again?

[Albert]

No, no, no. In all caps, like this:

SMMMMMMEGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i THINK i'LL JUST LEAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON. lIKE A 12 YEAR OLD ROLEPLAYER.
fEAR MY gOKU-NESS.

[Stretch Dude]

I'll fold you like a dollar and spend you on a whore.

How you gonna fold me with no hands?

Albert: What're you talking about? My hands are right--

*horrible tearing sounds are heard, accompanied by agonized shrieking*

[Albert]

What? Again?

Nostradamus...put down the pipe.

[Guts/Batman]

Stretch Dude 1,060
Guts/Batman 1,055
Eternal Torment 775
Anthony Johanson 381
The Dog 236
Tommy 226
Chrosis 203
Super Samurai 195
Ant Crown 178
Devon Campbell 126

Oh, yeah, bitch. You all my bitches.

Fuckin papers...

[Stretch Dude]

i THINK i'LL JUST LEAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON. lIKE A 12 YEAR OLD ROLEPLAYER.
fEAR MY gOKU-NESS.

*pimpsmacks Albert again* Don't mock my ways, bitch.

[Albert]

How you gonna fold me with no hands?

Albert: What're you talking about? My hands are right--

*horrible tearing sounds are heard, accompanied by agonized shrieking*


"Come on you pansy"

*Fights Black Knight syle*

*kicks shin*

[Stretch Dude]

Nostradamus...put down the pipe.

Tell me about it. We've already had, like, three Crises this month alone.

'Course, we caused two of them, but stilll...

[Albert]

Fuckin papers...

*resists Cheech and Chong reference*

[Stretch Dude]

Fuckin papers...

So that's what you've been doing. The papercuts must be a bitch...

[Stretch Dude]

"Come on you pansy"

*Fights Black Knight syle*

*kicks shin*

Pfft, what're you going to do, scream at me?

Albert: I'm not screaming...

You will be.

*more horrible tearing and agonized screaming*

[Albert]

Tell me about it. We've already had, like, three Crises this month alone.

'Course, we caused two of them, but stilll...

Is it "Crises"? I thought it was "Crisii". I just use clusterfuck to avoid the confusion.

[Stretch Dude]

*resists Cheech and Chong reference*

Dave's not here, man.

[Stretch Dude]

Is it "Crises"? I thought it was "Crisii". I just use clusterfuck to avoid the confusion.

Naw, it's Crises. Like nemeses.

...

DEATHMAN IS DEAD!!

[Albert]

Pfft, what're you going to do, scream at me?

Albert: I'm not screaming...

You will be.

*more horrible tearing and agonized screaming*

Somewhere, Wes Craven is smiling.

[Albert]

Naw, it's Crises. Like nemeses.

...

DEATHMAN IS DEAD!!

And the plural of clitoris is clitorides. I try to work it into a sentence everyday. I lose more jobs that way.

[Stretch Dude]

Somewhere, Wes Craven is smiling.

That's because I carved his face into a permanent smile.

With a spork.

[Stretch Dude]

And the plural of clitoris is clitorides. I try to work it into a sentence everyday. I lose more jobs that way.

I bet you do...

*hides "Operation: Unemployed Albert" files*

[Albert]

That's because I carved his face into a permanent smile.

With a spork.

With a little work, that post could be a haiku.

[The MunchKING]

Gordon!!!

I did this already!

[Stretch Dude]

With a little work, that post could be a haiku.

A post of rightness.
I never did see that fact.
I really like boobs.

[Albert]

A post of rightness.
I never did see that fact.
I really like boobs.

Bravo. Bravo.

[Albert]

Slaves given to Roman soldiers to reward them for performance in battle were known as addicts. Eventually, a person who was a slave to anything became known as an addict.

[SSJVegeta]

Happy Birthday, Cleric of Hell's Brigade!!!


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[Albert]

Avocado

From "awa guatl," a South American Indigenous word for testicle. The Spanish took this term and used to to refer to what we now call the avocado.

[The MunchKING]

Question: If Nobody was a Nobody, would his name be Bodoxyn?

I think it would be "N-chan" but MunchKING is also a possible answer.

YvtW continuity, gotta love it.

[The MunchKING]

And stippled reality just takes too damn long.

Tyedying. Now THAT is fun to do with reality.

[The MunchKING]

*Unleashes the monkney*

You put your monkney back in your pants young man!!

[The MunchKING]

This thread has certainly moved since I was away resting my eyeballs for the last 15 hours. Munchy is still a force to be reckoned with here at CBR.

The funny thing is, I'm not even trying...

[The MunchKING]

We are the world!

I thought that was my Ego?? ;)

[The MunchKING]

A post of rightness.
I never did see that fact.
I really like boobs.

I am not good
With stupid Hiakus
But hitting Enter is fun.

[God_of_Awesome]

If we ran the place, what do you think would happen?

[The MunchKING]

Toys...




OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!

[nervmeister]

The mods get to deal with all toy complaints sent to the North Pole.

I get access to Santa's house and secret liquor cabinet.

[The Dog]

All elves would be replaced by furry chicks, Tolkien-style female elves, Tamaranian women, and other hot women, all clad in bikinis.

And you know it's true.:p

[Albert]

Nice haikus guys... of course, the middle line should have seven syllables. I would suggest adding "sporks".

[kain5252]

Toys...




OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!



Toys that eat you, toys that beat you, toys that steal you money, mass armys that take over the multiverse, CBR RPG characters.

Not to mention that half of the Elf population would be dead in the first hour.

Its pretty much Futurama X-Mas. Only the chaos and destruction would be on a cosmic scale.

[nervmeister]

All elves would be replaced by furry chicks, Tolkien-style female elves, Tamaranian women, and other hot women, all clad in bikinis.

And you know it's true.:pThey'd have to soap up and wash the sleigh with their butts, thighs, cleavage, etc.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

I try desperetly to keep things sane *AND* get the presents out on time, though knowing the chaos the others can create, it will be an enourmous job.:D

[Stretch Dude]

Bravo. Bravo.

Tango. Tango.

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

Dan Hibiki recieves one of Kirks ripped T-shirts for X-mas.

[The MunchKING]

Tango. Tango.

Foxtrot, Foxtrot.




Although for the joke to make sense, the first line should hav been whisky.

[The MunchKING]

Kids who are on the "nice" list for not fighting receive high powered firearms for Christmas.


Possibly of a souped up Nerf variety if I get to the bag before takeoff.

[Stretch Dude]

Avocado

From "awa guatl," a South American Indigenous word for testicle. The Spanish took this term and used to to refer to what we now call the avocado.

This is why I don't eat them.

[Stretch Dude]

I think it would be "N-chan" but MunchKING is also a possible answer.

YvtW continuity, gotta love it.

What, no X? Madness.

[Albert]

Foxtrot, Foxtrot.




Although for the joke to make sense, the first line should hav been whisky.


You kooky kids with your rock and roll and semaphore.