Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

*Burns eyeballs*

:evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

I had a problem on my Business Calculus final that was worth 15 points, one tenth of the points on the final, and just looked at it and said "What. The. Fuck."

Not even kidding.

...

Sooooo glad I never went to a "real" college...

[Guts/Batman]

Guts...keep an avatar? :eek:

THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!!

I'm sure I won't keep it for long. Probably last a week or so before I feel like a new one. Morbo has already lasted longer than Don Johnson and many of my other avatars, but that doesn't say much.

Serpentor Prime was one of my favorites. That's why he stayed for nearly two weeks or so. Fantastic Four of a kind also kicked ass.

Then we have the avatar contests on Munchy's forum, so avatars are constantly changing.

[Guts/Batman]

If my scanner wasn't being a bitch, I would have scanned in so many more avatars...

And I could scan my drawing of what I have gotten in that "Assign posters weapons" thread.

[Guts/Batman]

:evilsmile

Whoa...

How did you do just a smiley?

[Guts/Batman]

...

Sooooo glad I never went to a "real" college...

I'm almost done. Got a few semesters left. I just got done completely revisions on a Rhetoric paper. Took me a few hours to add content, and work out the grammatical errors.

[Super Samurai]

I'm almost done. Got a few semesters left. I just got done completely revisions on a Rhetoric paper. Took me a few hours to add content, and work out the grammatical errors.

Cool, then you'll be introduced into the real world.

[Guts/Batman]

Cool, then you'll be introduced into the real world.

And I still don't really know how I will be able to get into what I really want to do.

[Super Samurai]

And I still don't really know how I will be able to get into what I really want to do.

Well you still got a few semesters to figure it out.

[Chou Blaster]

And the fact I am getting tired of Far From Realmer doing his best to kill us I will pit him in a deaht match, ready go!

FFR's oppenent? Sperm Zila from the Girls comic book.

http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2201449.html#cutid1

In a 70 by 70 energy domed Corn Field.

Feats:

1; Eats people.

2: Kileld tow guys (In link.)

3: Bullet proof.


His weapons choices?

A Rusty Spooon, a Frozen Salmon, and a Novel.

Sperm Zilla is on full blood lust.

Captain from MXC; Get it on!

:Bell rings.:

[Stretch Dude]

Whoa...

How did you do just a smiley?

A weird little quirk: If you just post an image (even a smiley), the board doesn't call you on the character limit.

[Stretch Dude]

And I still don't really know how I will be able to get into what I really want to do.

"What" or "who"? ;)

[Guts/Batman]

A weird little quirk: If you just post an image (even a smiley), the board doesn't call you on the character limit.

*Impersonates Kneau Reeves* Whoaaaaaaaaaaa...

[Guts/Batman]

"What" or "who"? ;)

Welll...

Both...

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

*Impersonates Kneau Reeves* Whoaaaaaaaaaaa...

*plays the air guitar* Rock on Bill and Ted. Rock on.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Well I might as well bust out the presents now. *gives Chou double Photon Cannon Bazookas, Taki, Ivy, and Chou's own personal, and handmade Hulk plus Godzilla gloves* Happy Birthday Chou! *reels in the birthday cake* Make a wish. :D

[Yun Lao]

*Sees all the gifts Kamen gave Chou, then looks to the birthday card he got him* .....crap

[Chou Blaster]

*Sees all the gifts Kamen gave Chou, then looks to the birthday card he got him* .....crap

It's ok mate :Pa o nthe back.:


:Then Hugs kamen Rider Luffy; Aww thanks.

And well I know it's my Birthday but. :Gives Kamen Rider luffy the DUal GO dHands.:

There ya go, a sit is Christmas time. :-D

COme, let's have fun.

[Dalak]

Happy B-day man!!

I give you a Comic Publishing Company with the best Marketing Department possible. You also get to hand pick your artists for it, and can dictate your stories to your new Secretary.

Have Fun ;)

[God_of_Awesome]

http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~janetmck/cakes/janet-cake.thumb.jpg

[JCAll]

I always wondered what "He Who Walks Behind The Rows" looks like...

Popcorn? *hands chou bucket*

[Kill cujo]

*Offers Chou fried oyster skins.*
"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!"
* Bites the head off a Batman pez dispenser.*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, I wish you a wonderous birthday Chou.

*brings out massive B-day cake with lucky wish star on top*

One wish star, good to make one thing come true for you.

[Chrosis]

For your birthday...

I DAMN THEE TO HELL!

Minnasota.

[Albert]

A weird little quirk: If you just post an image (even a smiley), the board doesn't call you on the character limit.

:eek:

Seems to be calling me out on it. I just think the board has a crush on you, Stretch Dude.

[Clouds-Are-Nice]

Happy birthday Chou! :)

Sorry, but I don't have any presents... :o

[Albert]

:evilsmile

[Albert]

Seems to only work on certain smileys... :eek: won't go alone. Odd.

[Albert]

:confused:

[Albert]

:evilangry

[Albert]

:rolleyes:

[Albert]

:evilsmile :confused: :evilangry & :rolleyes:

Sorry, was doing lab research for Psycho-man there.

[MaxofSteel]

Merry Birthday and a happy new age!

*High fives Chou*

Enjoy that high five. Not everyone gets one.:cool:

[S J C]

Here have a phase clock now you can be invisible and walk through walls

[Oggy]

Yeah, Happy Birthday Chou. *Gives him the Deathstar* Use it well.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

For your birthday...

I DAMN THEE TO HELL!

Minnasota.



*Points out the fact that I live in Minnesota right now*.


I find your comment offensive. The cold makes it impossible to be Hell.:p


Happy Birthday Cgou Blaster!:)


*Hands him an exact, working size replica/clone ofe every Spacship/Starship ever made*.


Enjoy!

[NinjaJJ]

http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/3250/hulkybirthdaychouuy5.jpg

[Ice'Lord]

Happy Birthday Chou!
*give's Chou a Toon Force key*
Hope you like it!

[Lord of Denial]

Happy Birthday !:D

[Chou Blaster]

Awww thanks everyone.

Really I mean it.

:-D

And as this is the most awesome Bday I have in the last years, Chou is going to be less rampagey, more listening.

[T51R]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/MechaniX_034/Azumanga-floating-corpuscopy.jpg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!:D

[Stretch Dude]

Welll...

Both...

Awww, that's so cute! :)

[Stretch Dude]

*plays the air guitar* Rock on Bill and Ted. Rock on.

EXCELLENT!!

[The MunchKING]

Seems to only work on certain smileys... :eek: won't go alone. Odd.

It's the one that take 10 letters to spell out thier command, like :confused: .

[Gordon Smith]

You realize, of course, that you've now dethroned yourself as the thread starter.

No! This cannot be!

[Gordon Smith]

May it be a happy one!

~~Gordon

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Aw thank you chou. *puts them on* Feels just like I'm playing along with the gods of rock Bill and Ted.

[Gordon Smith]

I suppose I gotta wish you a happy birthday as well! :D

[Deus]

Happy Birthday Cleric.

[Eternal Torment]

I have woken once more! Back to sleep.

[Guy1]

Happy Birthday.

[Anthony Johanson]

To one of the premier CBR Rumblers (along with Chou, among others).

*Gets ginormous cake with lucky wish star*

In other news, the reason I am not replying to your RP's and some tournaments is because I for some reason or another cannot get into them. Please do not mistake this for me quitting, as I will start posting as soon as I can get back into it.

[Deus]

Happy Birthday.

[Ghost]

Happy birthday. :)

[Eternal Torment]

Happy birthday. Here's my usual offering.

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/M-GetOutofHellFree.jpg

[Ant Crown]

*Hands Cleric A Deck with a bat symbol emblazoned on it*

Happy Birthday and Don't loose yer head.

[Eternal Torment]

Happy birthday, Chou. Have my usual.

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/M-GetOutofHellFree.jpg

[Spidey-kid1]

Happy birthday Chou! You get Ace fire powers from One Piece!!!
And the power to make random stuff turn into money by looking at it!!!!

Happy birthday man!:)

[Spidey-kid1]

Happy Bithday Cleric!! You get a lepracon to make you unlimited
gold!!!! And the power to fly! And a soda!

[S J C]

Happy birthday I give you 12 pear tree with 1 partridge per tree

[God_of_Awesome]

Wait, we're allowed to make B-Day threads? Cause mine's tommorow.

[Stretch Dude]

I have woken once more! Back to sleep.

Yes, sleep! Sleep so that we may do things to you whilst you doze! :evilsmile

[Gordon Smith]

Wait, we're allowed to make B-Day threads?



Of course birthday threads are allowed hereabouts.

Cause mine's tommorow.

Well, now that you've dropped this subtle hint...:p

[Morroccobot]

Happy B-day. Here's a guitar autographed by Toki Wartooth.

[kain5252]

Happy Birthday!

[Far From Realmer]

And the fact I am getting tired of Far From Realmer doing his best to kill us I will pit him in a deaht match, ready go!

FFR's oppenent? Sperm Zila from the Girls comic book.

http://community.livejournal.com/sca...49.html#cutid1

In a 70 by 70 energy domed Corn Field.

Feats:

1; Eats people.

2: Kileld tow guys (In link.)

3: Bullet proof.


His weapons choices?

A Rusty Spooon, a Frozen Salmon, and a Novel.

Sperm Zilla is on full blood lust.

Captain from MXC; Get it on!

:Bell rings.:

This is blantently a curbstomp in my favor. With the three choices you have given me i could have killed Sentry, let along this Sperm Zilla.

[Eternal Torment]

Yes, sleep! Sleep so that we may do things to you whilst you doze! :evilsmile


That's what I have done to you.

[Eternal Torment]

I'm betting he feels very old today. Very old, like a geezer, as some would say. You old fart.

[Pong]

Happy birthday. You Get new spaceship: Tsunami!!! Use it well :D

[Eternal Torment]

While we wait, why don't you post in the Favourite Online Clips thread and see the Indian Thriller?

[Chou Blaster]

This is blantently a curbstomp in my favor. With the three choices you have given me i could have killed Sentry, let along this Sperm Zilla.

Well cosndiering everyone posted and was all so nice how about yo ulive?


:Pats on the back.:

ANd relaly thansk fo all.

God: YOu cna do your own, or some one else can do it.

[Chou Blaster]

Oh the Irony, yes me and Cleric shar ethe same birthday, just years apart.

Anyway as you gave me a bitching Bday present I'll give you one.

:Cue the Tardius form Dr. Who.:

And do not worry, I'll give people aweosme presents to come.

[Ant Crown]

I suppose I can give you the Gatack Zecter and belt.

Just be warry to use it on WORMS.

[kain5252]

A Happy Birthday to you Chou Blaster.


You get any item of your choosing.

[Stretch Dude]

You'll be able to fight the Organization members from CoM in Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix+.

I have died from the awesomeness.

[Albert]

It's the one that take 10 letters to spell out thier command, like :confused: .

I could have used your sage advice before mixing vivarin with an itching curiosity. Ah well, thanks for explaining the whys and wherefores.

[Albert]

Yes, sleep! Sleep so that we may do things to you whilst you doze! :evilsmile

Uh oh... Mesmero went off his meds again.

[Tami]

Happy Birthday Chou!

I couldn't decide on what to get you for your birthday. Then I came across this:

http://www.pen-paper.net/artgallery/d/10671-3/scorpio_blaster.jpg

Hope you like it.

[Eternal Torment]

Uh oh... Mesmero went off his meds again.

It is I, Doctor Destiny!

[Albert]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/f/U/bush_canofwhoopass.jpg

[Eternal Torment]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/f/U/bush_canofwhoopass.jpg

In response to that: No.

[Albert]

It is I, Doctor Destiny!

Dr. Destiny... famous for kicking the crap out of people who say "Hey, Skeletor!"

http://www.esensja.pl/magazyn/2003/01/img/ilustr/10_025c.jpg

[Eternal Torment]

Dr. Destiny... famous for kicking the crap out of people who say "Hey, Skeletor!"

http://www.esensja.pl/magazyn/2003/01/img/ilustr/10_025c.jpg

I am so haunting you tonight.

[Miburohunter929]

Happy birthday...I would write something brillant and so beautiful that it would move all who read it to tears, but I am bloody tired

So just take Micheals sword, and Dresdens Staff.

Now I need to go get food.

[Albert]

I am so haunting you tonight.

http://www.thedarkcyde.net/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_ass%20kicked.jpg


Heh... jes kidding there... Dr. Destiny sir.

[Guts/Batman]

Awww, that's so cute! :)

Damn straight!

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, sleep! Sleep so that we may do things to you whilst you doze! :evilsmile

Like postathons!

[Guts/Batman]

I have died from the awesomeness.

It's THAT awesome?

[Miburohunter929]

Happy Birthday.

My gift to you is the death star.

Now I know that you have far better weapons of mass destruction and intimidation, but thats not what I bought it to you for.

It makes one bitchin pinata.

[Albert]

Like postathons!

And perogies!

http://alwaysaskwhy.com/james/blog/images/Portugal-Poland-2005/Perogies-in-Portugal-2005.09.26.jpg

No wait.... I was thinking of something else.

[Eternal Torment]

Like postathons!

Three in a roooowwww!

[Guts/Batman]

Nah. It's time to re-edit my Rhetoric paper again. So no perogies.

[Guts/Batman]

Three in a roooowwww!

Three in a row is nothing. You should see some of Munchy's postathons. They are crazy long.

[Eternal Torment]

Three in a row is nothing. You should see some of Munchy's postathons. They are crazy long.

Well, I will someday. Someday....

[Albert]

Nah. It's time to re-edit my Rhetoric paper again. So no perogies.

Rhetoric... whoah. You need my special perogies, packed with...

http://www.dentist.net/images/vivarin.jpg

Half a dozen of those will fix you up right.

[Eternal Torment]

I summon The Horde! Both the Orcs and that giant worm from The Suffering: Ties That Bind.

[Albert]

In other news, the Devil finally executes the terms of his contract with the rock band Kiss.

http://bestpics.ru/full/b_h30867.jpg

Who says Satan doesn't have a sense of humor?

[Guts/Batman]

Rhetoric... whoah. You need my special perogies, packed with...

http://www.dentist.net/images/vivarin.jpg

Half a dozen of those will fix you up right.

I like Rhetoric, so it's not going to be that hard. This will be the final edit this time...

[Albert]

I like Rhetoric, so it's not going to be that hard. This will be the final edit this time...

Well, good luck nonetheless.

[Stretch Dude]

Damn straight!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Stretch Dude]

Like postathons!

Yes, like postathons! Postathons while listening to Coming Out of Their Shells!

[Albert]

Happy Birthday Cleric. :: insert witticism :: Many happy returns.

[Stretch Dude]

It's THAT awesome?

Perhaps you weren't listening.

You get to fight Marluxia, Larxene, Vexen, Lexaeus and just maybe Zexion in KH2FM+. That's on top of a new Keyblade, a new Drive Form, Sora wearing a Santa suit in Christmastown, a new Mushroom Heartless, the fight with Roxas being an actual fight instead of a cutscene, and being able to fight Zexion in Re:Chain of Memories.

So yes, it's THAT awesome.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, I will someday. Someday....

The strength of a postathon lies in the aliveness of the thread. The more people active, the more powerful the potential postathon. This thread, now with many of the former posters gone to SO, will never reach the heights necessassary to bring a full postathon about...

[Stretch Dude]

And perogies!

No wait.... I was thinking of something else.

Perogies? Perorgies, maybe.

[Stretch Dude]

Three in a roooowwww!

Like something something, you knoooowwww!

[Guts/Batman]

Perhaps you weren't listening.

You get to fight Marluxia, Larxene, Vexen, Lexaeus and just maybe Zexion in KH2FM+. That's on top of a new Keyblade, a new Drive Form, Sora wearing a Santa suit in Christmastown, a new Mushroom Heartless, the fight with Roxas being an actual fight instead of a cutscene, and being able to fight Zexion in Re:Chain of Memories.

So yes, it's THAT awesome.

That's just...damn.

[Stretch Dude]

Three in a row is nothing. You should see some of Munchy's postathons. They are crazy long.

They're like Internet Pringles. Popping delays stopping and all that.

[Stretch Dude]

Well, I will someday. Someday....

Someday, odelay.

[Eternal Torment]

Oh cruel fate! I shall smite thee around the buttocks once I get my hands on you!

[Stretch Dude]

I summon The Horde! Both the Orcs and that giant worm from The Suffering: Ties That Bind.

FOR THA HORDE!!!

Wait, that's not right... *checks script* Ah...

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

The strength of a postathon lies in the aliveness of the thread. The more people active, the more powerful the potential postathon. This thread, now with many of the former posters gone to SO, will never reach the heights necessassary to bring a full postathon about...

Sad times, indeed. :(

[Albert]

Perogies? Perorgies, maybe.

*Orgy senses tingling*

[Guts/Batman]

Perogies? Perorgies, maybe.

Orgies work too...

[Guts/Batman]

They're like Internet Pringles. Popping delays stopping and all that.

Indeed....

[Stretch Dude]

That's just...damn.

Yeah. I mean, who could've imagined they could make that game even more awesome?

[Guts/Batman]

Sad times, indeed. :(

For this aspect of it, I agree. The longest non-Google Image Search Rampage I had was near 20 posts in a row.

[Stretch Dude]

Oh cruel fate! I shall smite thee around the buttocks once I get my hands on you!

That's just where fate likes it, too. :D

[Stretch Dude]

*Orgy senses tingling*

FOR GREAT HOT HOT SEXINGS!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Orgies work too...

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Stretch Dude]

For this aspect of it, I agree. The longest non-Google Image Search Rampage I had was near 20 posts in a row.

Only 20? Heavens. :eek:

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Guts/Batman]

Only 20? Heavens. :eek:

Yea. The thread wasn't active enough for it to extend. This was one of the post-SO chat threads awhile back...

[Albert]

Oh cruel fate! I shall smite thee around the buttocks once I get my hands on you!


Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
Nuns: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex.

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Stretch Dude]

Yea. The thread wasn't active enough for it to extend. This was one of the post-SO chat threads awhile back...

I think I went for over three whole pages once.

[Kill cujo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*Offers empty box*
Use your imagination!

[Stretch Dude]

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
Nuns: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex.

Yes, the oral sex!

[Albert]

FOR GREAT HOT HOT SEXINGS!!!

Yes.... but where is cage for woman?

[Stretch Dude]

Happy Birthday, noble Blacksmith!

I, alas, have no present presently (heh), but I did give you Jenji's lamp yesterday...

[Guts/Batman]

I think I went for over three whole pages once.

That would have been awesome to get that. I only got a page and then some.

Wait...Three pages by the way you like to read threads (40 posts at a time) or the standard 15 posts per page?

[Stretch Dude]

Yes.... but where is cage for woman?

"Sweet Christmas, fool! I'm everywhere for a woman!"

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, the oral sex!

And afterwards, the rabbit!!!

[Stretch Dude]

That would have been awesome to get that. I only got a page and then some.

Wait...Three pages by the way you like to read threads (40 posts at a time) or the standard 15 posts per page?

15 per page.

[Stretch Dude]

And afterwards, the rabbit!!!

Careful, that rabbit's dynamite!

[Guts/Batman]

15 per page.

45 posts in a row. Pretty good. If it would have been the 40 posts per page. That would be...just damn. Fuckin sweet.

[Albert]

"Sweet Christmas, fool! I'm everywhere for a woman!"


It never fails: mention an orgy and Power Man & Iron Fist show up.

[Stretch Dude]

45 posts in a row. Pretty good. If it would have been the 40 posts per page. That would be...just damn. Fuckin sweet.

Nah, that's Munchy-level awesome. I'm nowhere near that good. Wait...

...GAHHHH!!! *hogties Guts*

[Stretch Dude]

It never fails: mention an orgy and Power Man & Iron Fist show up.

Such is their way.

[Albert]

And afterwards, the rabbit!!!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

[Stretch Dude]

I dig giant robots!

[Stretch Dude]

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

What an eccentric performance.

[Guts/Batman]

1,000 1,000 1,000

[Guts/Batman]

Nah, that's Munchy-level awesome. I'm nowhere near that good. Wait...

...GAHHHH!!! *hogties Guts*

Heyyyyy...no hogtying Guts!

*Hogties Stretch with telekenesis*

[Albert]

Such is their way.

Marvel's most pornlike names.... well, besides Mr. Fantastic, Man-Thing and the notoriously painful Marvel Two-in-One.

[Stretch Dude]

1,000 1,000 1,000

DEATH UPON YOUR FACE, YOU THRICE-DAMNED HUNK OF CARBONIZED GENETICS!!!

[Guts/Batman]

I dig giant robots!

Does that mean you like Transformers porn?

[Stretch Dude]

Heyyyyy...no hogtying Guts!

*Hogties Stretch with telekenesis*

Bah, there's no point. I had hoped the hogtying would delay you enough for me to catch up and claim the Thousand Post Power for myself.

*slugs down a Flaming Moe*

[Guts/Batman]

DEATH UPON YOUR FACE, YOU THRICE-DAMNED HUNK OF CARBONIZED GENETICS!!!

Awwwwwwwwwwww...

*Feels loved*

[Stretch Dude]

Marvel's most pornlike names.... well, besides Mr. Fantastic, Man-Thing and the notoriously painful Marvel Two-in-One.

"Marvel Two-in-One With GIANT SIZED MAN-THING!!"

[Stretch Dude]

Does that mean you like Transformers porn?

Only if they're really hot Transformer chicks.

Mm...lesbian robot porn...

[Guts/Batman]

Bah, there's no point. I had hoped the hogtying would delay you enough for me to catch up and claim the Thousand Post Power for myself.

*slugs down a Flaming Moe*

I see...

*Let's go* I see you have been keeping track, too. Add the Thousand Individual Post Power to the Power of 5,000 and my Rivalry powers...

[Stretch Dude]

Awwwwwwwwwwww...

*Feels loved*

*hurls rage*

[Guts/Batman]

Only if they're really hot Transformer chicks.

Mm...lesbian robot porn...

*Minds asplodes from the hotness* Damn you Stretch!

[Stretch Dude]

I see...

*Let's go* I see you have been keeping track, too. Add the Thousand Individual Post Power to the Power of 5,000 and my Rivalry powers...

Don't make me pull out the arsenal I got in the Assign A Weapon thread.

[Guts/Batman]

*hurls rage*

Oh noooooo...

*Shields self from your rage* I assure you, your rage is misaimed loyal Knight.

[Stretch Dude]

*Minds asplodes from the hotness* Damn you Stretch!

:evilsmile

:D

[Albert]

Only if they're really hot Transformer chicks.

Mm...lesbian robot porn...

I'd be very careful about how you word the personal ad.

[Stretch Dude]

Oh noooooo...

*Shields self from your rage* I assure you, your rage is misaimed loyal Knight.

Rrrrrff...

[Guts/Batman]

Don't make me pull out the arsenal I got in the Assign A Weapon thread.

That would be bad, but I got some good stuff as well. Mind you, not the toon force or anything like that but still quality stuff.

I even drew me with the early stuff I got. I can add the OE by making my eyes smulder...*Adds to my drawing* So ha!

[Stretch Dude]

I'd be very careful about how you word the personal ad.

"S/W/M seeks hot robochicks for XXX lesbot love. Must have big shiny robo-tits and a love for hairy meatsacks."

[Guts/Batman]

:evilsmile

:D

You did that intentionally!!!

30 second post limit!!!

[Albert]

That would be bad, but I got some good stuff as well. Mind you, not the toon force or anything like that but still quality stuff.

I even drew me with the early stuff I got. I can add the OE by making my eyes smulder...*Adds to my drawing* So ha!


Uh oh. You guys woke the monster in the basement. Lets be real quiet and hope he goes to sleep.

((Used to work with the kids at least))

[Stretch Dude]

That would be bad, but I got some good stuff as well. Mind you, not the toon force or anything like that but still quality stuff.

I even drew me with the early stuff I got. I can add the OE by making my eyes smulder...*Adds to my drawing* So ha!

I not only have the Toonforce, but at least three plot devices (Megas, Grim's scythe, and now Wakko's gaggy bag) and the power to explode rectums. Bring it.

[Stretch Dude]

You did that intentionally!!!

30 second post limit!!!

Such is the will of the Innuendoforce.

[Stretch Dude]

Uh oh. You guys woke the monster in the basement. Lets be real quiet and hope he goes to sleep.

((Used to work with the kids at least))

I fear no basemonster!

[Guts/Batman]

Uh oh. You guys woke the monster in the basement. Lets be real quiet and hope he goes to sleep.

((Used to work with the kids at least))

I knew the monster was there. He has no ability to hurt us.

[Stretch Dude]

I knew the monster was there. He has no ability to hurt us.

We shall feast on sweet sweet monsterflesh tonight!

[Guts/Batman]

I not only have the Toonforce, but at least three plot devices (Megas, Grim's scythe, and now Wakko's gaggy bag) and the power to explode rectums. Bring it.

Damn...

Three plot devices. The power to explode rectums, should be able to be countered the power to turn anyone into muffins you gave me. The other three though I might have problems with. I got the Classic (or PC) Omega Effect twice to it should be double powerful, and up to the level of one of your plot devices. I also did get the Sword of Omens...

I need one more plot devices to be able to compete...

I have my swords at least...

[Guts/Batman]

We shall feast on sweet sweet monsterflesh tonight!

And it shall be good. And afterwards, an orgy!

[Guts/Batman]

Such is the will of the Innuendoforce.

Ahhhh...the Innuendoforce. I had forgotten about it. I have not used it in so long.

[Stretch Dude]

Damn...

Three plot devices. The power to explode rectums, should be able to be countered the power to turn anyone into muffins you gave me. The other three though I might have problems with. I got the Classic (or PC) Omega Effect twice to it should be double powerful, and up to the level of one of your plot devices. I also did get the Sword of Omens...

I need one more plot devices to be able to compete...

I have my swords at least...

Of course you do.

[Stretch Dude]

And it shall be good. And afterwards, an orgy!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Stretch Dude]

Ahhhh...the Innuendoforce. I had forgotten about it. I have not used it in so long.

Its power courses through me!

[Stretch Dude]

24 more posts...

[Guts/Batman]

Of course you do.

And Gut's Dragon Slayer is nearing Plot Device level by itself, a low level plot device compared to Megas sure. It's what I get for being so closely associated with a guy who wields a 7 foot long sword.

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

What is best in life?

[Albert]

Kids today... no respect for basemnt monsters. In my day [mumble mumble zzzz]

[Stretch Dude]

And Gut's Dragon Slayer is nearing Plot Device level by itself, a low level plot device compared to Megas sure. It's what I get for being so closely associated with a guy who wields a 7 foot long sword.

He's compensating, I'll bet.

[Albert]

http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/925/moblog_86221b2457250.jpg

Perhaps you will fear the Dalek sex doll! Muahahahahahaha!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Its power courses through me!

As it did through me. I remember the days where you couldn't go through a thread without some innuendo being talked about.

[Albert]

http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/925/moblog_86221b2457250.jpg

Perhaps you will fear the Dalek sex doll! Muahahahahahaha!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Kids today... no respect for basemnt monsters. In my day [mumble mumble zzzz]

I do indeed respect basement monsters. I run up the stairs every day I have to shower before work because I think something is chasing me...

[Stretch Dude]

What is best in life?

To crush your enemy, see him driven before you, and hear the passionate screams of his women as you have sex with them in front of him.

[Albert]

Or perhaps you will fear my double post!

[Guts/Batman]

To crush your enemy, see him driven before you, and hear the passionate screams of his women as you have sex with them in front of him.

That is good, Stretch.

[Stretch Dude]

As it did through me. I remember the days where you couldn't go through a thread without some innuendo being talked about.

Ah, those were good times. Stickiness as far as the eye could feel.

[Guts/Batman]

Ah, those were good times. Stickiness as far as the eye could feel.

It was pretty sticky. And the benefits sucked. I'm glad I got a better insurance company.

[Albert]

I do indeed respect basement monsters. I run up the stairs every day I have to shower before work because I think something is chasing me...

Being pediophobic, I can completely understand.

[Stretch Dude]

I do indeed respect basement monsters. I run up the stairs every day I have to shower before work because I think something is chasing me...

I'm the same way. Every time I enter my room with the lights off, I think there might be something or someone lurking in the darkness waiting to slaughter me in ways that would make Freddy Krueger's stomach turn.

[Stretch Dude]

That is good, Stretch.

It is what is best.

[Stretch Dude]

It was pretty sticky. And the benefits sucked. I'm glad I got a better insurance company.

Ah, yes, Enzyte Mutual. Who would we do without them?

[Guts/Batman]

http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/925/moblog_86221b2457250.jpg

Perhaps you will fear the Dalek sex doll! Muahahahahahaha!!!

Nah. It is nothing to be feared.

This is to be feared!

http://sybian.ch/images/BlackSybian+Attachments.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

Being pediophobic, I can completely understand.

...You're afraid of feet? Must make walking an ordeal.

[Albert]

Nah. It is nothing to be feared.

This is to be feared!

http://sybian.ch/images/BlackSybian+Attachments.jpg

You win. (character limit two-step)

[Guts/Batman]

I'm the same way. Every time I enter my room with the lights off, I think there might be something or someone lurking in the darkness waiting to slaughter me in ways that would make Freddy Krueger's stomach turn.

I feel your pain....

[Guts/Batman]

You win. (character limit two-step)

Google does it again!

[Guts/Batman]

Ah, yes, Enzyte Mutual. Who would we do without them?

Probably have bigger penises and get better erections.

[Albert]

...You're afraid of feet? Must make walking an ordeal.

To overcome that fear, I ate both my feet back in 1984. I blame Reagan.

Nah... tis fear of

http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/scarydoll.jpg

*shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudder shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudders huddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddersh uddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershu ddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershud dershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudd er*

[Stretch Dude]

I feel your pain....

It is painful...

[Stretch Dude]

Probably have bigger penises and get better erections.

I can already cut through a three-foot-thick steel block with mine! And you're saying they could be better?!

HOT DAMN!

[Albert]

It is painful...

...so, the cream isn't helping?

[Guts/Batman]

It is painful...

*Pokes your wounds after eating a bag of salty potato chips* This feels painful.

[Stretch Dude]

*shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudder shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudders huddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddersh uddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershu ddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershud dershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudd er*

*joins in the shuddering*

[Guts/Batman]

I can already cut through a three-foot-thick steel block with mine! And you're saying they could be better?!

HOT DAMN!

Everything can be better, Sit Stretch...

[Stretch Dude]

...so, the cream isn't helping?

...I wasn't supposed to eat that? :confused:

[Albert]

I can already cut through a three-foot-thick steel block with mine! And you're saying they could be better?!

HOT DAMN!

*Foghorn Leghorn voice* "Boy, I say Boy, that's not what you do with an erection... penis, that is."

[Stretch Dude]

*Pokes your wounds after eating a bag of salty potato chips* This feels painful.

Does it have to be?!

Guts: Not really.

[Stretch Dude]

Everything can be better, Sit Stretch...

...Whoa...

[Stretch Dude]

*Foghorn Leghorn voice* "Boy, I say Boy, that's not what you do with an erection... penis, that is."

I can't help it! It's so big!

[Guts/Batman]

*shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudder shuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudders huddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddersh uddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershu ddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershud dershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershuddershudd er*

Her hips looks disjointed.

[Stretch Dude]

Her hips looks disjointed.

Her legs look DETACHED!!

[Guts/Batman]

...I wasn't supposed to eat that? :confused:

Did you think it was whipped cream?

[Albert]

Her hips looks disjointed.

Stretch? Did you and the doll...?

[Guts/Batman]

Her legs look DETACHED!!

They do indeed. An astute observation.

[Guts/Batman]

...Whoa...

See. Everything can be better. We just have to try.

[Stretch Dude]

Did you think it was whipped cream?

Naw, I hate that stuff.

[Guts/Batman]

Does it have to be?!

Guts: Not really.

Other Guts: It's still fun to rub salt onto wounds.

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch? Did you and the doll...?

No, I avoid doing anything that creepy.

[Guts/Batman]

Naw, I hate that stuff.

I could eat a tub of it, and not even notice I'd eaten the entire thing. Of course, I would get fat if I did that too often, and not even known I'd eaten.

[Stretch Dude]

I could eat a tub of it, and not even notice I'd eaten the entire thing. Of course, I would get fat if I did that too often, and not even known I'd eaten.

Mm...obesity...

[Guts/Batman]

No, I avoid doing anything that creepy.

That is is indeed pretty creepy.

[Guts/Batman]

Mm...obesity...

Probably why I never buy any of it.

[Albert]

No, I avoid doing anything that creepy.

My faith in the universe hath been restored.

Unfortunately I must sign off here for about an hour... errands and whatnot.

Later guys.

[Stretch Dude]

Probably why I never buy any of it.

You can buy obesity? Why was I not informed?!

[Stretch Dude]

My faith in the universe hath been restored.

Unfortunately I must sign off here for about an hour... errands and whatnot.

Later guys.

Fare thee well, you...person, you!

[Guts/Batman]

You can buy obesity? Why was I not informed?!

Buying pounds of fat that came from the body of a obese person getting lipsuction is available at your local grocery store I am sure. Although that is slightly disturbing...

[Guts/Batman]

My faith in the universe hath been restored.

Unfortunately I must sign off here for about an hour... errands and whatnot.

Later guys.

We will keep the fort from falling...

[Guts/Batman]

Stretch is closing in on 1,000...

[Stretch Dude]

Buying pounds of fat that came from the body of a obese person getting lipsuction is available at your local grocery store I am sure. Although that is slightly disturbing...

Mm...fat...

[Stretch Dude]

We will keep the fort from falling...

Watch out for the tower!

[Stretch Dude]

Shrek 3 shalt be awesome. (http://movies.aol.com/movie/shrek-the-third/21802/main)

[Guts/Batman]

Mm...fat...

"So warm...and salty...and oh my God..."

1,000 points to whoever gets the reference!

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch is closing in on 1,000...

Not closing in...THERE.

1000! 1000!! 1000!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Watch out for the tower!

The tower is dangerous. I am for the Keep!

[Stretch Dude]

The tower is dangerous. I am for the Keep!

No, I mean-- *tower lands on Guts*

Never mind...

(1000 points to whoever gets THAT reference!)

[Guts/Batman]

Not closing in...THERE.

1000! 1000!! 1000!!!

w00t! A new member of the Downtown Khazan Thousand posters club. We are the only two to post 1,000 times in a Downtown Khazan thread...

[Guts/Batman]

No, I mean-- *tower lands on Guts*

Never mind...

(1000 points to whoever gets THAT reference!)

*Powers out from under the rubble, sending it flying in all directions* I knew that would happen...

I wanna say Monty Python but I'm pretty sure I'm wrong.

[Stretch Dude]

w00t! A new member of the Downtown Khazan Thousand posters club. We are the only two to post 1,000 times in a Downtown Khazan thread...

Indeed. We are mighty!

[Stretch Dude]

*Powers out from under the rubble, sending it flying in all directions* I knew that would happen...

I wanna say Monty Python but I'm pretty sure I'm wrong.

You are....WRONG!

[Guts/Batman]

*Takes the Mighty Sword of Mightiness and thrusts it into the sky. The planet quakes, and worlds explode*

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Takes the Mighty Sword of Mightiness and thrusts it into the sky. The planet quakes, and worlds explode*

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

*takes the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness and thrusts it into the sky, annihilating entire multiverses*

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Guts/Batman]

You are....WRONG!

I knew I would be so I don't feel bad. The reference sounds familiar to me but I can't grasp it completely.

[Stretch Dude]

I knew I would be so I don't feel bad. The reference sounds familiar to me but I can't grasp it completely.

I'm sure it'll come up and hit you in the head eventually.

[Guts/Batman]

*takes the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightiness and thrusts it into the sky, annihilating entire multiverses*

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

I knew I was forgetting a "mighty". Probably why I only annihilated some planets.

[Devon C.]

You know, I forgot how baleful and morbidly funny alot of Eminem's albums are. I mean, that's the kind of music we need these days.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

:) :) :)




Thank you all very much! ^_^



Having hit 19, and coming up on my second year here in less then a month, now, I have to say that the best gift I've ever been given is the gift of friendship I've shared with you all for almost two years.



May it last for years to come.




Thank you.

[Ant Crown]

:) :) :)




Thank you all very much! ^_^



Having hit 19, and coming up on my second year here in less then a month, now, I have to say that the best gift I've ever been given is the gift of friendship I've shared with you all for almost two years.



May it last for years to come.




Thank you.
You're younger than me?:eek:

[Chou Blaster]

Happy Birthday Chou!

I couldn't decide on what to get you for your birthday. Then I came across this:

http://www.pen-paper.net/artgallery/d/10671-3/scorpio_blaster.jpg

Hope you like it.

Of cours ei like.

:)

And two Death Stars. WOOT!!!

[Stretch Dude]

You're younger than me?:eek:

And me, who is I?