Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Guts/Batman]

Those are good names, but if the Mage Council is running short, I could be a partial magician, at least until we can find someone to fill the position.

Agreed.

So...

The Council of Mages as it stands now:

Peter - The Lord of the Order
Truly
Captain Sarcasm
Cleric

We shall need 4 more.

[Sean McClain]

Agreed.

So...

The Council of Mages as it stands now:

Peter - The Lord of the Order
Truly
Captain Sarcasm
Cleric

We shall need 4 more.
*This is the best idea I've had all week*

I suggest a temporary alliance with the Spider-Man and Avenger forums. We may have some supporters there, and it will be easily conquered once they are no longer convenient.

[Guts/Batman]

We need a couple chefs, too...

[Stretch Dude]

Agreed.

So...

The Council of Mages as it stands now:

Peter - The Lord of the Order
Truly
Captain Sarcasm
Cleric

We shall need 4 more.

I suggest adding to the Council JCAll, Trystenn, and Chrosis. They are of the Top Ten, and currently hold no rank with us.

[Guts/Batman]

*This is the best idea I've had all week*

I suggest a temporary alliance with the Spider-Man and Avenger forums. We may have some supporters there, and it will be easily conquered once they are no longer convenient.

Sounds like a go but...

Isn't Cronin the mod over in Avengers forum? Could we swing Cronin?

[Sean McClain]

I suggest adding to the Council JCAll, Trystenn, and Chrosis. They are of the Top Ten, and currently hold no rank with us.
Those of lower standing will have better chances of becoming War Pigs then of anything else.

[Anthony Johanson]

I suggest adding to the Council JCAll, Trystenn, and Chrosis. They are of the Top Ten, and currently hold no rank with us.

Trystenn and Chrosis seem more of fighters than mages.

[Guts/Batman]

I suggest adding to the Council JCAll, Trystenn, and Chrosis. They are of the Top Ten, and currently hold no rank with us.

Forgot about JCall...

JCall will be on the Mage Council.

I don't know where to put Try yet. He used me as a seat and until I make his brain right again, he is of no use to me.

[Anthony Johanson]

Sounds like a go but...

Isn't Cronin the mod over in Avengers forum? Could we swing Cronin?

If we did, we would control most of the boards.

[Super Samurai]

Those of lower standing will have better chances of becoming War Pigs then of anything else.

It is a little lonely as the only War Pig. But hey it's still cool.

[Stretch Dude]

Those of lower standing will have better chances of becoming War Pigs then of anything else.

User Name Posts
The MunchKING 203
Stretch Dude 126
JCAll 124
Anthony Johanson 114
Sean McClain 99
Trystenn 90
Guts/Batman 83
Peter 73
Chrosis 46
Captain Sarcasm 33

JCAll and Trystenn, then.

(Truthfully, I'm just posting this because I wanted to immortalize the brief time I was #2 here.)

[Anthony Johanson]

Forgot about JCall...

JCall will be on the Mage Council.

I don't know where to put Try yet. He used me as a seat and until I make his brain right again, he is of no use to me.

Trytenn gives off a War Pigs vibe.

[Sean McClain]

Sounds like a go but...

Isn't Cronin the mod over in Avengers forum? Could we swing Cronin?
Cronin's the mod on pretty much every other forum, so it would be hard. But if we get him, we have accomplished much of our goal already.

Also, the Oddball Comics forum would by sympathetic to our cause.

[Guts/Batman]

If we did, we would control most of the boards.

The Comm board too would be at our disposal... :evilsmile

[Anthony Johanson]

User Name Posts
The MunchKING 203
Stretch Dude 126
JCAll 124
Anthony Johanson 114
Sean McClain 99
Trystenn 90
Guts/Batman 83
Peter 73
Chrosis 46
Captain Sarcasm 33

JCAll and Trystenn, then.

(Truthfully, I'm just posting this because I wanted to immortalize the brief time I was #2 here.)

4, fucking W00t!

[Super Samurai]

It seems if we take Cronin we take the whole forum.

[Sean McClain]

It is a little lonely as the only War Pig. But hey it's still cool.
Then you shall lead them, as you are the first.

You shall answer directly to Stretch, Anthony, and I.

[Anthony Johanson]

The Comm board too would be at our disposal... :evilsmile

As would the X-Board.

[Guts/Batman]

Trytenn gives off a War Pigs vibe.

Aye.

Especially with a broken brain. Which I will fix when I feel like it...

[Stretch Dude]

It seems if we take Cronin we take the whole forum.

Exactly. He is the king in our little game of checkers. Hit that bullseye, and the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.

[Anthony Johanson]

Exactly. He is the king in our little game of checkers. Hit that bullseye, and the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.

Checkmate, the forum will be under our conquer.

[Anthony Johanson]

Aye.

Especially with a broken brain. Which I will fix when I feel like it...

Well, keeping him like this will serve to push him away.

[Sean McClain]

Exactly. He is the king in our little game of checkers. Hit that bullseye, and the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.
But we must then deal with Brandon Hanvey, and, God forbid, Jonah himself.

[Super Samurai]

Then you shall lead them, as you are the first.

You shall answer directly to Stretch, Anthony, and I.

I will do my best, your greatness.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, keeping him like this will serve to push him away.

This is true.

*Returns Try's brain to normal*

[Anthony Johanson]

This is true.

*Returns Try's brain to normal*

Good, now to finalize conquer plans...

[Sean McClain]

I will do my best, your greatness.
Then serve us well, War Boar.

[Guts/Batman]

But we must then deal with Brandon Hanvey, and, God forbid, Jonah himself.

Captain Jim and Paul Newell will also be targets that will have to be taken later as well. They lord of the DC forums and will not be uprooted so easily.

Though I think we can ally with the Superman Forum. I like the mod over there. He could be swayed by a face to face talk.

[Sean McClain]

Good, now to finalize conquer plans...
We must still deal with the power of the Administrators, the one true threat to our machinations.

[Anthony Johanson]

Captain Jim and Paul Newell will also be targets that will have to be taken later as well. They lord of the DC forums and will not be uprooted so easily.

Though I think we can ally with the Superman Forum. I like the mod over there. He could be swayed by a face to face talk.

Well, I am no diplomat, with no courage to even make a thread.

[Anthony Johanson]

We must still deal with the power of the Administrators, the one true threat to our machinations.

Matt throughly dislikes our cause, so we will need to sway Jonah.

[Sean McClain]

Matt throughly dislikes our cause, so we will need to sway Jonah.
Yes, if we sway his favor, we will control the entire site.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes, if we sway his favor, we will control the entire site.

Who will be the one to try though?

[Guts/Batman]

Well, I am no diplomat, with no courage to even make a thread.

I have posted many times on the Superman forum. He is fair and just as well as knowledgable. He will be a great Ally.

[Sean McClain]

Who will be the one to try though?
Whomever knows him the best will be the diplomat to sway him to us.

[Anthony Johanson]

I have posted many times on the Superman forum. He is fair and just as well as knowledgable. He will be a great Ally.

Then try your luck, and hope it works.

[Sean McClain]

Then try your luck, and hope it works.
'Tis all we can hope for.

[Guts/Batman]

Then try your luck, and hope it works.

I'll make him and offer he can't refuse...

[Anthony Johanson]

I'll make him and offer he can't refuse...

Time to go to the matresses.

[Sean McClain]

I'll make him and offer he can't refuse...
Care to let us in on the offer.

And hey, put the fish back where it belongs.

[Anthony Johanson]

'Tis all we can hope for.

I know we will succeed.

[Sean McClain]

I know we will succeed.
We are the Omniversal Empire of Khazan, we cannot fail.

[Guts/Batman]

Care to let us in on the offer.

And hey, put the fish back where it belongs.

Fairly simple plan, of course...

We could go with the "If you don't join us, we'll run you over" deal or let him and and learn from us like Tom Cruise did The Last Samurai and slowly convert him...

[Sean McClain]

Fairly simple plan, of course...

We could go with the "If you don't join us, we'll run you over" deal or let him and and learn from us like Tom Cruise did The Last Samurai and slowly convert him...
Good plan, but where's the fish?

[Anthony Johanson]

We are the Omniversal Empire of Khazan, we cannot fail.

It has been written in stone.

[Anthony Johanson]

Good plan, but where's the fish?

You can use it if things get out of hand.

[Sean McClain]

You can use it if things get out of hand.
I meant in his sig.

It's okay if he decided to ditch it, but it was still nice to see.

[Guts/Batman]

Good plan, but where's the fish?

You'll just have to come with a new Mighty Fish quote for me to sig...

[Guts/Batman]

I meant in his sig.

It's okay if he decided to ditch it, but it was still nice to see.

Thing was though that it lacked punch at such a small size, you know. It's there in spirit. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

I meant in his sig.

It's okay if he decided to ditch it, but it was still nice to see.

For great Revengejustice.

[Anthony Johanson]

Thing was though that it lacked punch at such a small size, you know. It's there in spirit. :D

The Spirit of the Mighty Fish watches over us.

[Sean McClain]

You'll just have to come with a new Mighty Fish quote for me to sig...

MIGHTY FISH OF SOUL-CONQUERING IMPERATOJUSTICE

Try that one on for size, budday.

[Guts/Batman]

MIGHTY FISH OF SOUL-CONQUERING IMPERATOJUSTICE

Try that one on for size, budday.

Resigged!!!

[Sean McClain]

Resigged!!!
A winner is me.

[Anthony Johanson]

A winner is me.

That makes five times sig worthy.

[The MunchKING]

Never heard of it.
It was Classic.

It was alot like chess except you had to fight it out every time two peices clashed.

[The MunchKING]

You're the Master Strategist, remember?
You ever get the fealing we're in trouble??

[The MunchKING]

Well, for conquering these forms, there are two strong points we need to conquer, the community and X-Board. Then, we will be unstoppable.
One might suggest that by conquering the lesser boards first we will have more eresources to go after these strongholds.

[The MunchKING]

Thats happened to me 4 times.
Over 8 in Classic TMI.

[Anthony Johanson]

Over 8 in Classic TMI.

Darn that 30 second limit.

[The MunchKING]

Perhaps. Have we any diplomats?
Yes. they are these type A-1 Plasma rockets.

Now THESE are what we use for when the "negotiating" gets tough. "Little Bettie's Nuke in a Can".

Garaunteed Peace treaty or your money back. ;)

[The MunchKING]

Exactly. He is the king in our little game of checkers. Hit that bullseye, and the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.
Dang... COULD you have put anymore bad game metaphors in there??

[Anthony Johanson]

It was Classic.

It was alot like chess except you had to fight it out every time two peices clashed.
I remember playing a game like that on N64.

[Anthony Johanson]

One might suggest that by conquering the lesser boards first we will have more eresources to go after these strongholds.

We will form alliances with them. Then create delicately placed rumors that will make them squabble after the X-Board and Community has been taken over. We will swoop down and anihilate our former comerades in one swoop.

[Anthony Johanson]

You ever get the fealing we're in trouble??

No need to fear, that was a lapse on my part, it won't happen again.

[Chrosis]

We will form alliances with them. Then create delicately placed rumors that will make them squabble after the X-Board and Community has been taken over. We will swoop down and anihilate our former comerades in one swoop.

The Wrath of the MunchKING be upon them!

TO WAARR!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

The Wrath of the MunchKING be upon them!

TO WAARR!!!

There are alliances to be made, wait until I give the signal.

[The MunchKING]

We will form alliances with them. Then create delicately placed rumors that will make them squabble after the X-Board and Community has been taken over. We will swoop down and anihilate our former comerades in one swoop.
Alliances??

With the weak?

Pshaw.

Although the stradegy does have much merit. For additional Value, use them as the shock troops. They'll take most of the casualities, and we can perserve our War Pigs.

[Anthony Johanson]

Alliances??

With the weak?

Pshaw.

Although the stradegy does have much merit. For additional Value, use them as the shock troops. They'll take most of the casualities, and we can perserve our War Pigs.

Let the enemy drown in the wall of bodies!

[The MunchKING]

I remember playing a game like that on N64.
I know the put it on the Super.

[Anthony Johanson]

I know the put it on the Super.

I have been trying to look for Super Nintendo games everywhere. Unfortunately, I usually find nothing.

[Chrosis]

Alliances??

With the weak?

Pshaw.

Although the stradegy does have much merit. For additional Value, use them as the shock troops. They'll take most of the casualities, and we can perserve our War Pigs.

I prefer Dog of War, or Death Incarnate, or God of Death.

DEATH TO THEM ALL!!!

[The MunchKING]

I have been trying to look for Super Nintendo games everywhere. Unfortunately, I usually find nothing.

http://www.everyvideogame.com/play-nes-Archon_(U).htm

[Anthony Johanson]

http://www.everyvideogame.com/play-nes-Archon_(U).htm

Wow, thanks Munch.

[The MunchKING]

Wow, thanks Munch.

Your welcome. It seems to run alittle off compared to the SNES or APple 2e game, but still.

[Anthony Johanson]

Your welcome. It seems to run alittle off compared to the SNES or APple 2e game, but still.

So long as the game works satisfactory (which it does), its fine with me.

[The MunchKING]

So long as the game works satisfactory (which it does), its fine with me.
Did you win??

[Anthony Johanson]

Did you win??

It took me a couple of tries, after that, I won.

[The MunchKING]

Pretty good.

[Anthony Johanson]

Pretty good.

Im notorious for being able to beat video games in short amounts of time.

[The MunchKING]

Hrumph. Well that's good I guess.

[Anthony Johanson]

Hrumph. Well that's good I guess.

Sometimes it is, unfortunately when I beat games too quickly, I usually miss some of the plot.

[Chrosis]

*puts down scimitar*

We going to war yet or what?

[Anthony Johanson]

*puts down scimitar*

We going to war yet or what?

Busy making alliances.

[yeoman]

We will form alliances with them. Then create delicately placed rumors that will make them squabble after the X-Board and Community has been taken over. We will swoop down and anihilate our former comerades in one swoop.

For the glory of The Yeo!

[Peter]

Agreed.

So...

The Council of Mages as it stands now:

Peter - The Lord of the Order
Truly
Captain Sarcasm
Cleric

We shall need 4 more.

Wow.

Peter is not only an order, but a Lord of the Order.

Peter is humbled and impressed, and grateful.

Peter does wonder about the perks -- dental care, holidays, an office, perhaps an assistant to do the actual work -- though... :)

[Peter]

Who are radioactive particles bouncing around the atmosphere in a glowing mushroom-shaped cloud of vapour.

Peter thinks we'd be okay.

[Peter]

Anyway, Peter is just posting to wish everybody a happy Yeo Day!

Yeo Day, the first weekend of the month, is the day(s) when everybody speaks in badass dialogue, talks in third person, and enjoys the festival of eating toast.

It was a board tradition a while ago, and both Peter and Munchy thought it would be a good idea to restart this one, just as an effort to make the board (and in particular, this thread) a more interesting place.

[Stretch Dude]

Who are radioactive particles bouncing around the atmosphere in a glowing mushroom-shaped cloud of vapour.

Peter thinks we'd be okay.

Stretch Dude concurs, and thanks Peter for making him Sig-Worthy for the fourth time.

[Stretch Dude]

We are the Omniversal Empire of Khazan, we cannot fail.

For great domination! HET HO!

[The MunchKING]

Anyway, Peter is just posting to wish everybody a happy Yeo Day!

Yeo Day, the first weekend of the month, is the day(s) when everybody speaks in badass dialogue, talks in third person, and enjoys the festival of eating toast.

It was a board tradition a while ago, and both Peter and Munchy thought it would be a good idea to restart this one, just as an effort to make the board (and in particular, this thread) a more interesting place.
I though it was on the second of every month??

Oh well the MunchKING will play along!

[yeoman]

Wow.

Peter is not only an order, but a Lord of the Order.

Peter is humbled and impressed, and grateful.

Peter does wonder about the perks -- dental care, holidays, an office, perhaps an assistant to do the actual work -- though... :)

You would start a council on even this bastard child of SO and not invite The Yeo? A near unforgivable insult.

[Stretch Dude]

I though it was on the second of every month??

Oh well the MunchKING will play along!

As will Stretch Dude!

[Gordon Smith]

Let us forgo the further airing of old grievances and return to the business of celebrating whatever today was supposed to be about. Something about yeoman, I believe.

[Tommy]

Let us forgo the further airing of old grievances and return to the business of celebrating whatever today was supposed to be about. Something about yeoman, I believe.
I am highly upset by the outcome of the Treaty of Ghent. I demand an apeal!

[Anthony Johanson]

I am highly upset by the outcome of the Treaty of Ghent. I demand an apeal!

Anthony for one, is glad about the outcome. To be fair, you kicked our collective asses at New Orleans.

[Tommy]

Anthony for one, is glad about the outcome. To be fair, you kicked our collective asses at New Orleans.
Too bad that was after the war was over.

[Anthony Johanson]

Too bad that was after the war was over.

Too bad neither realized that the war was over at that time. Well, Anthony thinks the U.S would have won if the war continued, seeing with the Battle of Baltimore among others.

[yeoman]

Let us forgo the further airing of old grievances and return to the business of celebrating whatever today was supposed to be about. Something about yeoman, I believe.

Screw that. You want to bring glory to the Yeo it will be by bringing the Comm board to it's knees!

Do you hear me Comm board! You will kneel before Yeo! This, I COMMAND!

[Tommy]

You will kneel before Yeo! This, I COMMAND!
My, that is sexual.

[Peter]

You would start a council on even this bastard child of SO and not invite The Yeo? A near unforgivable insult.

Peter wants it known that for the record he was away from his computer for pretty much the majority of yesterday and thusly had no say whatsoever in any councils that were or were not formed.

Peter had also just spent 9 hours at work and his brain was thusly not quite functioning at optimum capacity. Ergo, if he'd been in the right state, he *certainly* would've invited the Yeo to join the second he learned of this 'council'.

Peter is also, coincidently, really hoping there's no orbital drivers aimed at his head, right now.

[Tommy]

There is a council? Either I, the One Above All, shall be asked to join, or I shall wadge unholy war 'pon it.

[Peter]

There is a council? Either I, the One Above All, shall be asked to join, or I shall wadge unholy war 'pon it.

Out of sheer curiosity, Peter is very interested in knowing how you came into the position of One Above All.

[Chrosis]

There is a council? Either I, the One Above All, shall be asked to join, or I shall wadge unholy war 'pon it.

BURN THE WITCH!!!

*makes lynch mob and attacks Emma Frost*

[Tommy]

Out of sheer curiosity, Peter is very interested in knowing how you came into the position of One Above All.
Well long time passing, there was a young man who joined CBR. At the time this young man's favorite character from Comics was a certain Emma Frost. This due his having bought the Dark Phoenix TPB, along with several Grant Morrison New X-men TPBS.

So this young man decided to nick name himself "EmmaFrost" in honor of said character. As a year and a half passed the young man grew bored with the nick name and decided he wanted to change it. Sadly the LORD of CBR didst proclaim that all name changes would be to one's true name (As appearing in the Halls of Records). This young man's true name was "Peter", sadly there was already a "Peter" frequenting the boards. And thus while young Peter could have changed his name to his full name he decided that two Peters on the board wouldst cause GREAT confusion.

And thus it came to be that there was a great confusion in this young man's life due to one called "Mike." This "Mike" was being nothing short of an ignoramus, and on the phone did not recognize said young man. And so asked, "Who is this?" to which the young man replied (in a suitably superior tone) "I am the One Above All." to which Mike 'pon recognizing said young man replied "Accurate description."

So on this the day of Yeo, this young man would not go by "Peter" or "EmmaFrost" but rather The One Above All.

[Tommy]

BURN THE WITCH!!!

*makes lynch mob and attacks Emma Frost*
HA!

*Turns the mob into newts*

[Chrosis]

HA!

*Turns the mob into newts*

*gets better*

She turned me into a newt!

[Peter]

Well long time passing, there was a young man who joined CBR. At the time this young man's favorite character from Comics was a certain Emma Frost. This due his having bought the Dark Phoenix TPB, along with several Grant Morrison New X-men TPBS.

So this young man decided to nick name himself "EmmaFrost" in honor of said character. As a year and a half passed the young man grew bored with the nick name and decided he wanted to change it. Sadly the LORD of CBR didst proclaim that all name changes would be to one's true name (As appearing in the Halls of Records). This young man's true name was "Peter", sadly there was already a "Peter" frequenting the boards.

HAH!

Peter is sorry, he shouldn't laugh at that.

It's just... dude, Peter pwned you by his sheer existance :D.


And thus while young Peter could have changed his name to his full name he decided that two Peters on the board wouldst cause GREAT confusion.

Peter understands this, although he thinks that he it *is* fairly easy to tell the two apart.


And thus it came to be that there was a great confusion in this young man's life due to one called "Mike." This "Mike" was being nothing short of an ignoramus, and on the phone did not recognize said young man. And so asked, "Who is this?" to which the young man replied (in a suitably superior tone) "I am the One Above All." to which Mike 'pon recognizing said young man replied "Accurate description."

So on this the day of Yeo, this young man would not go by "Peter" or "EmmaFrost" but rather The One Above All.

Peter will have to think about that and let you know.

Peter says it's not looking good, though.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

So, what's going on here my friends?

[Anthony Johanson]

So, what's going on here my friends?

It's Yeo Day, we are planning an invasion to conquer the forums, apparently we put you on the Mage's council. Oh, and most of the perversion is gone.

[Super Samurai]

So, what's going on here my friends?

A discussion on how certain posters came to be.

[Chrosis]

It's Yeo Day, we are planning an invasion to conquer the forums, apparently we put you on the Mage's council. Oh, and most of the perversion is gone.

BURN THE WITCH!!!

*reforms lynch mob*

[Anthony Johanson]

BURN THE WITCH!!!

*reforms lynch mob*

*blinks and watches the mob disappear*

Its fun being able to warp reality.

[Chrosis]

*blinks and watches the mob disappear*

Its fun being able to warp reality.

*burns Anthony Johanson*

BURN THE WITCH!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

*burns Anthony Johanson*

BURN THE WITCH!!!

You might not want to do that to a General .

*rewrites it so Chrosis is the one on fire*

That's a warning.

[Chrosis]

I'm a witch

SEE! You admited it!

Fiend!

*burns Anthony Johanson*

[Anthony Johanson]

SEE! You admited it!

Fiend!

*burns Anthony Johanson*

*rewrites Chrosis from reality*

When you have learned your lesson, Anthony will restore you.

[Stretch Dude]

So, what's going on here my friends?

Stretch Dude has spent most of the day battling the forces of darkness with a weaponized version of a tool normally used for opening sealed entrances. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Let us forgo the further airing of old grievances and return to the business of celebrating whatever today was supposed to be about. Something about yeoman, I believe.

What happened? The posts are awry. Was there...deletion?

[Anthony Johanson]

Stretch Dude has spent most of the day battling the forces of darkness with a weaponized version of a tool normally used for opening sealed entrances. :D

In other words, you were playing Kingdom Hearts 2.

[Peter]

What happened? The posts are awry. Was there...deletion?

Peter suspects there may have been. Of course it's just not Yeo Day unless the board members are planning to invade and conquer *somewhere*, but anyway.

[Stretch Dude]

In other words, you were playing Kingdom Hearts 2.

Ya damn right, boy. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

Peter suspects there may have been. Of course it's just not Yeo Day unless the board members are planning to invade and conquer *somewhere*, but anyway.

Anthony feels a strange disturbance in the balence of power.

[Stretch Dude]

Anthony feels a strange disturbance in the balence of power.

Generals, Council members! To the Viewing Globe!

[Peter]

Generals, Council members! To the Viewing Globe!

*the globe switches on, and as the screen flickers to life, the sounds of grunting and groaning and cheesy elevator music begins to fill the room*

:o

Um, Peter would like to apologise for that.

*Peter quickly reaches for the remote control and changes the channel*

Sorry. Heh.

[yeoman]

Peter suspects there may have been. Of course it's just not Yeo Day unless the board members are planning to invade and conquer *somewhere*, but anyway.

Of course there was. We can't even joke about "invading" the comm board. Even on this day when no one in the history of CBR has ever attemted somethign humorous.

Actually, I don't think any of the past April Fools pranks were funny. So, this would be the first. Though, less a prank and just amusing.

It's still ****ing the Yeo off though.

[Peter]

Of course there was. We can't even joke about "invading" the comm board. Even on this day when no one in the history of CBR has ever attemted somethign humorous.

Tom banned Fly on the Wall on an April Fool's day past. Of course, the fact that it happened a day before the 1st of April was painfully transparent, but such is life.


Actually, I don't think any of the past April Fools pranks were funny.

Peter agrees. Peter just hates this day, though. Better to celebrate it for being Yeo Day, then anything else.

So, this would be the first. Though, less a prank and just amusing.

It's still ****ing the Yeo off though.

Yeah, but to be honest, don't a lot of things **** the Yeo off, though? :)

[Anthony Johanson]

Of course there was. We can't even joke about "invading" the comm board. Even on this day when no one in the history of CBR has ever attemted somethign humorous.

Actually, I don't think any of the past April Fools pranks were funny. So, this would be the first. Though, less a prank and just amusing.

It's still ****ing the Yeo off though.

Well, when in doubt or being pissed off, Anthony suggests using the mass drivers.

[Stretch Dude]

*the globe switches on, and as the screen flickers to life, the sounds of grunting and groaning and cheesy elevator music begins to fill the room*

:o

Um, Peter would like to apologise for that.

*Peter quickly reaches for the remote control and changes the channel*

Sorry. Heh.

Rita's attacking the city! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

*nothing happens*

Wait...wrong channel again, Lord Peter.

[Peter]

Rita's attacking the city! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

*nothing happens*

Wait...wrong channel again, Lord Peter.

Sorry.

*Peter switches across to the Weather Channel, and immediately falls under the intoxicating spell of highs, lows, cold fronts and wind changes*

*ten excruciating minutes later, Stretch sneaks over and gently pries the remote control from Peter's hand*

Yeah, Peter thinks it would be better this way.

[yeoman]

Tom banned Fly on the Wall on an April Fool's day past. Of course, the fact that it happened a day before the 1st of April was painfully transparent, but such is life.


Depends on what it is. Some of the crap the mods have puller were, IMHO, a flagrent abuse of power, and just an impediment to the functioning of the boards.


Peter agrees. Peter just hates this day, though. Better to celebrate it for being Yeo Day, then anything else.

Yes, but it's just not Yeo day without showing up in Rita's and declaring myself sole ruler of the Comm board. Sure it means squat, but it's fun.

Heck, I do that here all the time. It's part of my charm.

Yeah, but to be honest, don't a lot of things **** the Yeo off, though? :)

You know, up until four years ago I was actually fairly non-stressed.

[Stretch Dude]

Sorry.

*Peter switches across to the Weather Channel, and immediately falls under the intoxicating spell of highs, lows, cold fronts and wind changes*

*ten excruciating minutes later, Stretch sneaks over and gently pries the remote control from Peter's hand*

Yeah, Peter thinks it would be better this way.

Stretch Dude thinks so as well. *Stretch Dude switches to Channel 3 and hits the TV/VCR button*

Ah, that's better. Now let's see what happened...

[Trystenn]

Sorry.

*Peter switches across to the Weather Channel, and immediately falls under the intoxicating spell of highs, lows, cold fronts and wind changes*

*ten excruciating minutes later, Stretch sneaks over and gently pries the remote control from Peter's hand*

Yeah, Peter thinks it would be better this way.
*Turns off TV*
Cmon man, you better than a High Front...

[yeoman]

Stretch Dude has spent most of the day battling the forces of darkness with a weaponized version of a tool normally used for opening sealed entrances. :D


Olympus Coliseum, Yeo loves you best of all.

You put MUTHA ****ING AURON! in the group.

[Sean McClain]

Olympus Coliseum, Yeo loves you best of all.

You put MUTHA ****ING AURON! in the group.
Shogun has learned one thing about April Fools Day:

It's more annoying when there aren't any pranks.

[Trulyures]

Hey dorks!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Hey dorks!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats a nice way to greet someone.

[Sean McClain]

Hey dorks!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's goin down, Geeb? :p

[Guts/Batman]

*Sits back down on his august seat*

What news to report my generals?

[The Dog]

Hey dorks!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you say that? Are we dorks? Am I a dork?...

Great, now I'm all sad. :(

[Sean McClain]

Why do you say that? Are we dorks? Am I a dork?...

Great, now I'm all sad. :(
I'm a dork,
She's a dork,
He's a dork,
Cause we're all dorks, hey!

[Guts/Batman]

Wow.

Peter is not only an order, but a Lord of the Order.

Peter is humbled and impressed, and grateful.

Peter does wonder about the perks -- dental care, holidays, an office, perhaps an assistant to do the actual work -- though... :)

Of course...

All my generals and Mages on the Council have all that good stuff. To inspire you...

[Sean McClain]

Of course...

All my generals and Mages on the Council have all that good stuff. To inspire you...
You don't go far in the Empire without gaining some type of benefit.

[Guts/Batman]

You would start a council on even this bastard child of SO and not invite The Yeo? A near unforgivable insult.

Well...

I was not sure if you would come so I did not think I could.

You will be on the Council at once.

[The Dog]

Of course...

All my generals and Mages on the Council have all that good stuff. To inspire you...

*Gets out of sad slump, walks over to Guts/Batman, and taps him on the shoulder*

May I, as the resident Evil Overlord of Downtown Khazan, ask what you are doing?

[Guts/Batman]

*Gets out of sad slump, walks over to Guts/Batman, and taps him on the shoulder*

May I, as the resident Evil Overlord of Downtown Khazan, ask what you are doing?

Bah...

We went to a new format. We have a new order now.

[Tami]

Hey dorks!!!!!!!!!!!!

dork (dôrk)
n.
Slang. A stupid, inept, or foolish person: “the stupid antics of America's favorite teen-age cartoon dorks” (Joshua Mooney).
Vulgar Slang. The penis.

[Perhaps from dork, variant of DIRK.]

dork'i·ness n.
dork'y adj.

http://www.answers.com/topic/dork

[yeoman]

*Gets out of sad slump, walks over to Guts/Batman, and taps him on the shoulder*

May I, as the resident Evil Overlord of Downtown Khazan, ask what you are doing?

CBY: And I, as remaining member of the Overlord Quartet,* am here to administer your overlord test.





*Chuck's gone, Watch doesn't use Watchestro or Meddler much, and Kobages (who personally, I've always thought of as, at least, an honorary member) is rarely on Rumbles.

[yeoman]

dork (dôrk)
n.
Slang. A stupid, inept, or foolish person: “the stupid antics of America's favorite teen-age cartoon dorks” (Joshua Mooney).
Vulgar Slang. The penis.

[Perhaps from dork, variant of DIRK.]

dork'i·ness n.
dork'y adj.

http://www.answers.com/topic/dork

I prefer Geek. While the technicaly form is an insult, within the community it's taken on a far less insulting form, while Nerd and Dork continue to be insulting.

[Trulyures]

Why do you say that? Are we dorks? Am I a dork?...

Great, now I'm all sad. :(
I'm kidding :) *hugs*

[Sean McClain]

I'm kidding :) *hugs*
True meanings are hard to decipher through the inanity of the internet, Mage.

[The Dog]

CBY: And I, as remaining member of the Overlord Quartet,* am here to administer your overlord test.





*Chuck's gone, Watch doesn't use Watchestro or Meddler much, and Kobages (who personally, I've always thought of as, at least, an honorary member) is rarely on Rumbles.

*Nods* Fine, lets do it.

*Suddenly turns and pops Guts/Batman in the back of the head hard* And Guts, you sir are a fool. You don't have "order" in your realm. Order allows the people you rule time, and that means they can think. And once people begin thinking, they begin wanting more. Like your position. Anarachy leaves them without this time, since its a daily struggle against each other to survive. That, and its fun to watch.

And you don't start "councils" and such, especially not with ambitious and evilly intelligent beings like Yeoman! He'll take you out and take your position in a heartbeat. You get a few powerful minions with simply wants, perferrably to torture and maim others or something like that. They don't want your position since they already have everything they want.

Fool.

[Tami]

I prefer Geek. While the technicaly form is an insult, within the community it's taken on a far less insulting form, while Nerd and Dork continue to be insulting.

geek (gēk)
n. Slang.

A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken.
[Perhaps alteration of dialectal geck, fool, from Low German gek, from Middle Low German.]

geek'y adj.
Our Living Language Our word geek is now chiefly associated with student and computer slang; one probably thinks first of a computer geek. In origin, however, it is one of the words American English borrowed from the vocabulary of the circus, which was a much more significant source of entertainment in the United States in the 19th and early 20th century than it is now. Large numbers of traveling circuses left a cultural legacy in various and sometimes unexpected ways. For example, Superman and other comic book superheroes owe much of their look to circus acrobats, who were similarly costumed in capes and tights. The circus sideshow is the source of the word geek, “a performer who engaged in bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken.” We also owe the word ballyhoo to the circus; its ultimate origin is unknown, but in the late 1800s it referred to a flamboyant free musical performance conducted outside a circus with the goal of luring customers to buy tickets to the inside shows. Other words and expressions with circus origins include bandwagon (coined by P.T. Barnum in 1855) and Siamese twin.

http://www.answers.com/topic/geek?method=22

nerd also nurd (nûrd)
n. Slang.
A foolish, inept, or unattractive person.
A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
[Perhaps after Nerd, a character in If I Ran the Zoo, by Theodor Seuss Geisel.]

nerd'y adj.
WORD HISTORY The word nerd, undefined but illustrated, first appeared in 1950 in Dr. Seuss's If I Ran the Zoo: “And then, just to show them, I'll sail to Ka-Troo And Bring Back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too!” (The nerd is a small humanoid creature looking comically angry, like a thin, cross Chester A. Arthur.) Nerd next appears, with a gloss, in the February 10, 1957, issue of the Glasgow, Scotland, Sunday Mail in a regular column entitled “ABC for SQUARES”: “Nerd—a square, any explanation needed?” Many of the terms defined in this “ABC” are unmistakable Americanisms, such as hep, ick, and jazzy, as is the gloss “square,” the current meaning of nerd. The third appearance of nerd in print is back in the United States in 1970 in Current Slang: “Nurd [sic], someone with objectionable habits or traits.... An uninteresting person, a ‘dud.’” Authorities disagree on whether the two nerds—Dr. Seuss's small creature and the teenage slang term in the Glasgow Sunday Mail—are the same word. Some experts claim there is no semantic connection and the identity of the words is fortuitous. Others maintain that Dr. Seuss is the true originator of nerd and that the word nerd (“comically unpleasant creature”) was picked up by the five- and six-year-olds of 1950 and passed on to their older siblings, who by 1957, as teenagers, had restricted and specified the meaning to the most comically obnoxious creature of their own class, a “square.”

http://www.answers.com/topic/nerd?method=22

[Trulyures]

dork (dôrk)
n.
Slang. A stupid, inept, or foolish person: “the stupid antics of America's favorite teen-age cartoon dorks” (Joshua Mooney).
Vulgar Slang. The penis.

[Perhaps from dork, variant of DIRK.]

dork'i·ness n.
dork'y adj.

http://www.answers.com/topic/dork
I was kidding....... :(
OK, hello my fellow lovelies

[The Dog]

I'm kidding :) *hugs*

*Hugs back* That's good. Now I'm happy again. :D

[Chrosis]

I was kidding....... :(
OK, hello my fellow lovelies

Everyone here knows you weren't kidding.

And Yeo is a Boeing 747

[yeoman]

*Nods* Fine, lets do it.

*Suddenly turns and pops Guts/Batman in the back of the head hard* And Guts, you sir are a fool. You don't have "order" in your realm. Order allows the people you rule time, and that means they can think. And once people begin thinking, they begin wanting more. Like your position. Anarachy leaves them without this time, since its a daily struggle against each other to survive.

CBY*Pulling out clipboard.*: Minus 5 points for lack of creativity. Properly managed order both allows your subjects to think they want you in charge. Plus it allows for putting together your armies of evil easier.

That, and its fun to watch.

CBY: Plus three points.


And you don't start "councils" and such, especially not with ambitious and evilly intelligent beings like Yeoman! He'll take you out and take your position in a heartbeat.

CBY: Plus another three points for keen insight.

You get a few powerful minions with simply wants, perferrably to torture and maim others or something like that. They don't want your position since they already have everything they want.

CBY: Minus two points. Such minions are difficult to control at best and just help the hero find you and/or those that work for you. We're off to a bad start.

CBY: Anyway, Question 1, The Heroes have just entered your inner sactum, they are armed with weapons of destiney prophisized to bring about your end. What do you do?

[Chrosis]

CBY*Pulling out clipboard.*: Minus 5 points for lack of creativity. Properly managed order both allows your subjects to think they want you in charge. Plus it allows for putting together your armies of evil easier.



CBY: Plus three points.




CBY: Plus another three points for keen insight.



CBY: Minus two points. Such minions are difficult to control at best and just help the hero find you and/or those that work for you. We're off to a bad start.

CBY: Anyway, Question 1, The Heroes have just entered your inner sactum, they are armed with weapons of destiney prophisized to bring about your end. What do you do?


This coming from a 747...

[Guts/Batman]

*Nods* Fine, lets do it.

*Suddenly turns and pops Guts/Batman in the back of the head hard* And Guts, you sir are a fool. You don't have "order" in your realm. Order allows the people you rule time, and that means they can think. And once people begin thinking, they begin wanting more. Like your position. Anarachy leaves them without this time, since its a daily struggle against each other to survive. That, and its fun to watch.

And you don't start "councils" and such, especially not with ambitious and evilly intelligent beings like Yeoman! He'll take you out and take your position in a heartbeat. You get a few powerful minions with simply wants, perferrably to torture and maim others or something like that. They don't want your position since they already have everything they want.

Fool.


Hell...I already knew all that. What is the point if not to have fun? Being the Malevolent Dictator or Overlord is not fun unless you have have some internal turmoil, right?

I am still the servant of the one almighty being. Though who that is we don't know.

[Sean McClain]

CBY*Pulling out clipboard.*: Minus 5 points for lack of creativity. Properly managed order both allows your subjects to think they want you in charge. Plus it allows for putting together your armies of evil easier.



CBY: Plus three points.




CBY: Plus another three points for keen insight.



CBY: Minus two points. Such minions are difficult to control at best and just help the hero find you and/or those that work for you. We're off to a bad start.

CBY: Anyway, Question 1, The Heroes have just entered your inner sactum, they are armed with weapons of destiney prophisized to bring about your end. What do you do?
Replace myself with a lookalike and detonate the sanctum from a distant location.

[Sean McClain]

Hell...I already knew all that. What is the point if not to have fun? Being the Malevolent Dictator or Overlord is not fun unless you have have some internal turmoil, right?

I am still the servant of the one almighty being. Though who that is we don't know.
It will be revealed in good time.

[yeoman]

This coming from a 747...

Say what now?

[yeoman]

Replace myself with a lookalike and detonate the sanctum from a distant location.

CBY: *Detonates the miniture fusion reactor's hiddin in McClain's fillings.* Please do not give the testee ideas.

[Chrosis]

Say what now?

It's a joke I posted earlier.

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

[Sean McClain]

CBY: *Detonates the miniture fusion reactor's hiddin in McClain's fillings.* Please do not give the testee ideas.
What fillings?

I haven't been to a dentist in seven years. Much less have any tooth-work done.

[yeoman]

It's a joke I posted earlier.

Are you, Sir, calling CBY an idoit?

[yeoman]

What fillings?

I haven't been to a dentist in seven years. Much less have any tooth-work done.


CBY: That you know of, yes. That's why I'm the evil overlord.

[Sean McClain]

CBY: That you know of, yes. That's why I'm the evil overlord.
Actually, what I stated is physically true. I have not been to a dentist in seven years.

[Anthony Johanson]

It's a joke I posted earlier.

Bah, calling me a 747.

[The MunchKING]

Screw that. You want to bring glory to the Yeo it will be by bringing the Comm board to it's knees!

Do you hear me Comm board! You will kneel before Yeo! This, I COMMAND!
And this the MunchKINg will say Put a cork in it to.

[The MunchKING]

Peter wants it known that for the record he was away from his computer for pretty much the majority of yesterday and thusly had no say whatsoever in any councils that were or were not formed.

Peter had also just spent 9 hours at work and his brain was thusly not quite functioning at optimum capacity. Ergo, if he'd been in the right state, he *certainly* would've invited the Yeo to join the second he learned of this 'council'.

Peter is also, coincidently, really hoping there's no orbital drivers aimed at his head, right now.


Peter leads a council of the Mages and yet knows no spells capable of stopping Mass drivers??

MunchKING's Army will have much work to do.

[yeoman]

Actually, what I stated is physically true. I have not been to a dentist in seven years.

CBY: And, again, why I'm the overlord is that I have miniture fusion reactors in the fillings of people that don't think they have any. :evilsmile

[The MunchKING]

Out of sheer curiosity, Peter is very interested in knowing how you came into the position of One Above All.
he is obvious thee One Above All Except At Least One. As the MunchKING is clearly superior. There are others as well, so he may end up as The One Above A VEry Few People, Maybe even Blessed.

[Sean McClain]

CBY: And, again, why I'm the overlord is that I have miniture fusion reactors in the fillings of people that don't think they have any. :evilsmile
I'm feeling my teeth right friggin' now, and there are no fillings.

Just cavities.

[The MunchKING]

Stretch Dude has spent most of the day battling the forces of darkness with a weaponized version of a tool normally used for opening sealed entrances. :D
The MunchKING would weigh in his opinion that this is a badass weaponm indeed, and congradulate Stretch on his weapon skills.

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm feeling my teeth right friggin' now, and there are no fillings.

Just cavities.

Anthony guesses an Overlord like CBY would make you think that.

[The MunchKING]

Olympus Coliseum, Yeo loves you best of all.

You put MUTHA ****ING AURON! in the group.
That was so Badass, a lesser man than the MunchKING would have cried.

[Chrosis]

Are you, Sir, calling CBY an idoit?

I said 747, not idiot. You can interpret it as you wish.

[The MunchKING]

Why do you say that? Are we dorks? Am I a dork?...

Great, now I'm all sad. :(
Your HERE aren''t you Dork or Geek are about your choices...

[Anthony Johanson]

I said 747, not idiot. You can interpret it as you wish.

So you called him a huge idiot?

[Chrosis]

Peter leads a council of the Mages and yet knows no spells capable of stopping Mass drivers??

MunchKING's Army will have much work to do.

DEATH TO THEM ALL!!!

*stabs comm. boarders*

[Sean McClain]

Anthony guesses an Overlord like CBY would make you think that.
Well, Anthony would be wrong in this case because I am talking about actual, physical real life.

[The MunchKING]

CBY: Anyway, Question 1, The Heroes have just entered your inner sactum, they are armed with weapons of destiney prophisized to bring about your end. What do you do?Nuke 'em till they glow.

My Sactuary can handle it, or I didn't build it right the first time.

[Anthony Johanson]

DEATH TO THEM ALL!!!

*stabs comm. boarders*

Didn't I rewrite you out of reality?

[Anthony Johanson]

Well, Anthony would be wrong in this case because I am talking about actual, physical real life.

I understand what you are talking about.

[The MunchKING]

Didn't I rewrite you out of reality?
I brought him back.

I found him... amusing.

[Anthony Johanson]

I brought him back.

I found him... amusing.

Ok, but if he ceases to amuse you, can I write him out of reality?

[Guts/Batman]

Nuke 'em till they glow.

My Sactuary can handle it, or I didn't build it right the first time.

Or you had a shitty architect...:D

[Sean McClain]

Or you had a shitty architect...:D
Knowing Munch, he'd build it himself.

Architects are simply inferior.

[Tami]

I brought him back.

I found him... amusing.

Is it possible that it doesn't take much to amuse you?

[The MunchKING]

Knowing Munch, he'd build it himself.

Architects are simply inferior.


LOL but I'll admit my skills tend towards Comabat, not construction.

[Anthony Johanson]

Knowing Munch, he'd build it himself.

Architects are simply inferior.

How inferior are we talking?

[The MunchKING]

Is it possible that it doesn't take much to amuse you?

Simple pleasures...

Frothing loonys are on of them...

[Sean McClain]

Simple pleasures...

Frothing loonys are on of them...
Hobos with Nuclear blenders for feet would be another.

[Anthony Johanson]

Hobos with Nuclear blenders for feet would be another.

How would that be amusing?

[Guts/Batman]

Simple pleasures...

Frothing loonys are on of them...

And punishing n00bs. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

And punishing n00bs. :D

Its all fun until you are on the recieving end of it. :(

[Guts/Batman]

LOL but I'll admit my skills tend towards Comabat, not construction.

Tis true...

[Sean McClain]

How would that be amusing?
Try walking around with blenders strapped to your feet.

Now add crazy, poor, and nuclear power to the mix.

Instant humor. :D

[Chrosis]

I stab you so hard, you wish I not stab so hard!!!

*stabs DC and Comm. Boarders*

[Guts/Batman]

Its all fun until you are on the recieving end of it. :(

Depends. I was never on the receiving end. But you are right...:D

[Anthony Johanson]

Try walking around with blenders strapped to your feet.

Now add crazy, poor, and nuclear power to the mix.

Instant humor. :D

Wow, thats a funny mental image. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

Depends. I was never on the receiving end. But you are right...:D

Of course I am. But enough of my sob-story n00b, I just plan on continuing what I am doing right now.

[Sean McClain]

Wow, thats a funny mental image. :D
And then, sew a gorilla, ass first, to the hobo's ass; and give it a knife.

[Anthony Johanson]

And then, sew a gorilla, ass first, to the hobo's ass; and give it a knife.

The cutting of the ass would be hella painful, but oh so funny.

[The Dog]

CBY*Pulling out clipboard.*: Minus 5 points for lack of creativity. Properly managed order both allows your subjects to think they want you in charge. Plus it allows for putting together your armies of evil easier.



CBY: Plus three points.




CBY: Plus another three points for keen insight.



CBY: Minus two points. Such minions are difficult to control at best and just help the hero find you and/or those that work for you. We're off to a bad start.

CBY: Anyway, Question 1, The Heroes have just entered your inner sactum, they are armed with weapons of destiney prophisized to bring about your end. What do you do?

Well, they've obviously been decieved, most likely by me, since any weapons prophesized to bring about my end would have already been rounded up by my most loyal agents and brought to me. These weapons, if found to be undestroyable, will be placed either at the bottom of the incenerator that is as hot as the sun which is used to get rid of trash and heroes, or the bottom of the septic tank. These are two places unreachable by most heroes.

However, if they did manage to get their hands on these weapons, well, my next move depends on whether or not they're the noble, pure as the fallen snow heroes, or the dark, brooding, violent, drifting heroes.

Because if its the latter, I open the large trap door in the floor of my sanctum and drop them directly into the incenerator.

If they're the former, I... open the large trap door in the floor of my sanctum and drop them directly into the incenerator.

I then send a massive blast of fire down the chute leading to the incenerator in case they got hold of the walls of it. After a bit, I shut down the incenerator and send a platoon armed gaurds to make sure they're dead, locking the door behind them.

If I don't hear from the guards in a set amount of time, I simply turn the incenerator back on, since the guards are most likely dead. If they're weren't, well, they should have followed procedure and checked in.

[Sean McClain]

The cutting of the ass would be hella painful, but oh so funny.
A hobo's fart would be a monkey's burp.

[Anthony Johanson]

A hobo's fart would be a monkey's burp.

What would a hobo's fart be to a gorilla?

[Sean McClain]

What would a hobo's fart be to a gorilla?
A sneeze.

Or an eye-fart.

[Anthony Johanson]

A sneeze.

Or an eye-fart.

I wonder how the gorills would react to the hobo. Probably one very dead hobo.

[Sean McClain]

I wonder how the gorills would react to the hobo. Probably one very dead hobo.
The hobo gets broke.

The gorilla puts the hobo on his back.

Then, they go to the mountain.

[Anthony Johanson]

The hobo gets broke.

The gorilla puts the hobo on his back.

Then, they go to the mountain.

Gorillaback Mountain, coming to a theater near you.

[Sean McClain]

Gorillaback Mountain, coming to a theater near you.
I would've gone with "Silverback Mountain".

[Anthony Johanson]

I would've gone with "Silverback Mountain".

I wasn't sure what type of gorilla it was. Anyway the gorilla wishes he could quit the hobo.

[yeoman]

Well, they've obviously been decieved, most likely by me, since any weapons prophesized to bring about my end would have already been rounded up by my most loyal agents and brought to me. These weapons, if found to be undestroyable, will be placed either at the bottom of the incenerator that is as hot as the sun which is used to get rid of trash and heroes, or the bottom of the septic tank. These are two places unreachable by most heroes.

However, if they did manage to get their hands on these weapons, well, my next move depends on whether or not they're the noble, pure as the fallen snow heroes, or the dark, brooding, violent, drifting heroes.

Because if its the latter, I open the large trap door in the floor of my sanctum and drop them directly into the incenerator.

If they're the former, I... open the large trap door in the floor of my sanctum and drop them directly into the incenerator.

I then send a massive blast of fire down the chute leading to the incenerator in case they got hold of the walls of it. After a bit, I shut down the incenerator and send a platoon armed gaurds to make sure they're dead, locking the door behind them.

If I don't hear from the guards in a set amount of time, I simply turn the incenerator back on, since the guards are most likely dead. If they're weren't, well, they should have followed procedure and checked in.

CBY: Very nice. Nine points. A perfect ten would have been given for, "I activate the destuctive devices hidden in the very obvious fakes they are holding, the real weapons having been long ago placed in my safty deposit box and replaced by these forgeries."

CBY: Question 2: Your fortress of evil, hidden or not, and explain your choice.

[yeoman]

Anthony guesses an Overlord like CBY would make you think that.


CBY: You I may spare when my mass drivers reduce this thread to rubble.

[Gordon Smith]

Methinks the posters have taken the thread-title a wee bit too seriously. :p

[yeoman]

Methinks the posters have taken the thread-title a wee bit too seriously. :p


CBY: You're... not arond much I take it? This is fairly standard stuff for Rumbles chat.

[Gordon Smith]

CBY: You're... not arond much I take it? This is fairly standard stuff for Rumbles chat.

Oh, I try to read everything I can. I just don't remember much of what I read afterwards. I suspect that's some sort of self-defense mechanism to preserve what's left of my sanity.

[Guts/Batman]

I suspect that's some sort of self-defense mechanism to preserve what's left of my sanity.

Has to be.

There can be no other explanation. Even the sanest of us, have been driven insane by our time here.

[Anthony Johanson]

CBY: You I may spare when my mass drivers reduce this thread to rubble.

Anthony is greatful for this but is aware not to get on the Overlord's bad side.

[Sean McClain]

Oh, I try to read everything I can. I just don't remember much of what I read afterwards. I suspect that's some sort of self-defense mechanism to preserve what's left of my sanity.
Join Us!

You know you want to.

[Chrosis]

Join Us!

You know you want to.

Wait, I joined? Crap, hold on a sec.

*slams head into adamantium wall*

Good. Can't remember a thing.

[Sean McClain]

Join Us!

You know you want to.
If you've seen last night's GitS: S.A.C., then you know.

To those who don't, turn it there now.

Farttacular! :D

[The Dog]

CBY: Very nice. Nine points. A perfect ten would have been given for, "I activate the destuctive devices hidden in the very obvious fakes they are holding, the real weapons having been long ago placed in my safty deposit box and replaced by these forgeries."

CBY: Question 2: Your fortress of evil, hidden or not, and explain your choice.

Hell, just as soon as I depose the current ruler. Why? An army of evil, violent supernatural creatures just waiting to be used in my evil schemes, Succubi to bring in those prostitution dollars, the aesthetic value of the fire, stalagmites and stalagtites. And having the souls of the eternally damned to torture at my leisure is just icing on the cake.

As for heroes, well, it lacks any convenient entrance, so any heroes entering my domain I'll know about in advance. And they'll have to fight through an army of powerful blood-thirsty demons just to reach my palace.

And once entering my palace, they meet Cerberus, my giant three-headed guard dog, as well as several other giant demonic monstrosities which defy the laws of logic and nature, each controlled by me, their loving Master.

That, and Hell is said to be where all evil comes from, so where else would I live?

[yeoman]

Hell, just as soon as I depose the current ruler. Why? An army of evil, violent supernatural creatures just waiting to be used in my evil schemes, Succubi to bring in those prostitution dollars, the aesthetic value of the fire, stalagmites and stalagtites. And having the souls of the eternally damned to torture at my leisure is just icing on the cake.

As for heroes, well, it lacks any convenient entrance, so any heroes entering my domain I'll know about in advance. And they'll have to fight through an army of powerful blood-thirsty demons just to reach my palace.

And once entering my palace, they meet Cerberus, my giant three-headed guard dog, as well as several other giant demonic monstrosities which defy the laws of logic and nature, each controlled by me, their loving Master.

That, and Hell is said to be where all evil comes from, so where else would I live?


CBY: Mmm... Four points. Ambitious, but likely to be too much trouble in the long run, and possibly the short run. The present owner is usually more than capable of repulsing attmepts at a land grab. It's also a little... overdone, and too... stock evil.

CBY: Question 3: Death Rays, pro or con, and explain.

[Phrozen]

* makes his own little Venice*

[Sean McClain]

* makes his own little Venice*
*Annexes Phrozen's little Venice in the name of the Empire*

Someday, you'll thank me.

[Phrozen]

*Annexes Phrozen's little Venice in the name of the Empire*

Someday, you'll thank me.

* the Doge and council gather. They send a letter to the Emperor telling him to politely mind his own business and keep his hands to himself, in other words, f' off*

[Sean McClain]

* the Doge and council gather. They send a letter to the Emperor telling him to politely mind his own business and keep his hands to himself, in other words, f' off*
*letter gets lost in the delivery*

[Phrozen]

*letter gets lost in the delivery*

*Any occuping Empire officers are found the next day twisting in the wind with their legs broken.*

[Peter]

Peter leads a council of the Mages and yet knows no spells capable of stopping Mass drivers??

Peter has plenty of hardware capable of stopping mass drivers -- most of them giant humanoid robots, coincidently enough -- he just doesn't know very many spells. At all.

Magic backfires. Robots don't.

[Peter]

Oh, I try to read everything I can. I just don't remember much of what I read afterwards. I suspect that's some sort of self-defense mechanism to preserve what's left of my sanity.

Heh.

Peter thinks that's probably not a bad thing to have...

[Sean McClain]

*Any occuping Empire officers are found the next day twisting in the wind with their legs broken.*
We can always replace those low level War Pigs.

[The Dog]

CBY: Mmm... Four points. Ambitious, but likely to be too much trouble in the long run, and possibly the short run. The present owner is usually more than capable of repulsing attmepts at a land grab. It's also a little... overdone, and too... stock evil.

CBY: Question 3: Death Rays, pro or con, and explain.

Pro. The classic weapon of evil everywhere, and there's nothing more fun than leveling a powerful death ray at the innocent and firing it as well as cutting blasting a good portion of any army the hero might have aquired before they reach you.

However, it should only be controlled by a remote control gauntlet that is always on your hand or a chip that allows you to control it mentally. All buttons that are or in the Death Ray room will mere open a large trap door beneath the hero's feet that leads directly into the incenerator.

[yeoman]

Pro. The classic weapon of evil everywhere, and there's nothing more fun than leveling a powerful death ray at the innocent and firing it as well as cutting blasting a good portion of any army the hero might have aquired before they reach you.

However, it should only be controlled by a remote control gauntlet that is always on your hand or a chip that allows you to control it mentally. All buttons that are or in the Death Ray room will mere open a large trap door beneath the hero's feet that leads directly into the incenerator.

CBY: Six points. You're still way to indo this random destruction of the innocent for it's own sake. All that does it get the heroes dander up. Now chaos for it's own reward, that's something else.

CBY: Question 4, second to last question: The hero's girlfriend has been captured, you are by her looks and impressed by her mentally. What is your course of action?

[Phrozen]

We can always replace those low level War Pigs.

You do understand that while you did step one in annexing my territory that you are not accomplishing step two i.e. actually taking over.

[Chrosis]

You do understand that while you did step one in annexing my territory that you are not accomplishing step two i.e. actually taking over.

FIX PROBLEM MY WAY!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Phrozen*

[Stretch Dude]

Oh, I try to read everything I can. I just don't remember much of what I read afterwards. I suspect that's some sort of self-defense mechanism to preserve what's left of my sanity.

A self-inducing memory wipe, eh? With the proper...treatments, you'd make a fine Downtrooper. :evilsmile

[Phrozen]

FIX PROBLEM MY WAY!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Prozen*

Yes, go and hurt this Prozen person.

[Stretch Dude]

*Any occuping Empire officers are found the next day twisting in the wind with their legs broken.*

*Phrozen's family, friends, and countrymen are found ten minutes later, all lying dead in positions that defy the laws of physics.*

[Chrosis]

FIX PROBLEM MY WAY!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

*eviscerates, mauls, maims, beats, batters, breaks, crushes, stabs, slashes, castrates, hamstrings, strangles, jabs, punches, kicks, shatters, etc. Phrozen*

I'm pretty sure I said Phrozen.

*continues hurting Phrozen*

[Phrozen]

I'm pretty sure I said Phrozen.

*continues hurting Phrozen*

You are actually hurting Prozen as per your original post. Tell, me when your delusion is finished.

[Chrosis]

You are actually hurting Prozen as per your original post. Tell, me when your delusion is finished.

Um, look at my origonal post, fool.

*continues*

Ha! Phrozen's a 747!

[Phrozen]

*Phrozen's family, friends, and countrymen are found ten minutes later, all lying dead in positions that defy the laws of physics.*

Kind of hard to do that when your command and control is dead isn't it? Plus, it wasn't the Doge that did it. The populace of Neo Venice decided that they didn't like your officers so offed them.

[Phrozen]

Um, look at my origonal post, fool.

*continues*

Ha! Phrozen's a 747!

Yes, I did notice that little edit tag. Did you?

[Chrosis]

Yes, I did notice that little edit tag. Did you?

Its from a while ago. Now silence, 747.

*continues*

[Phrozen]

Its from a while ago. Now silence, 747.

*continues*

Obviously, after I posted. You are not very good at this plausible deniability thing are you?

[Chrosis]

Obviously, after I posted. You are not very good at this plausible deniability thing are you?

*blantantly ignores Phrozen and continues on Phrozen*

[Phrozen]

*blantantly ignores Phrozen and continues on Phrozen*

That sounds dirty.