Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Eternal Torment]

Heh...

I don't use the Google Toolbar when I Google Image Search.

I didn't install it in the first place. It just appeared earlier when I went on firefox.

[Guts/Batman]

I know. It just comes with Firefox.

[Eternal Torment]

I know. It just comes with Firefox.

But all of a sudden, it started popping up like I did install it. Until now, I wasn't even aware the toolbar existed because it never showed itself.

[Guts/Batman]

Bwahahahahaha...

ET, you are unlucky.

[Eternal Torment]

Bwahahahahaha...

ET, you are unlucky.

Fortune does not smile upon me.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Yeah poor fella, he always gets the flu every winter.

Or the nose could also act as a weapon, I mean firing laser beams from the nose would be a pretty nasty one to keep around.

[Devon C.]

I wanted to do a quotes that define malapropisms thread, but then I realized that doing so will only contribute to thread trends, and that would not be a good thing.

But just for the record, the best malapropism ever:

"Martin, you must understand...your girlfriend Gina is an excellent thespian."

"Look here, Earl..."

"That's James Earl. James Earl Johnston!"

"Well, looky here, Earl, I know these are the nineties, and a lot of people are coming out of their closets, but my girl? She LOVES me, aiight? She ain't into that thespian stuff, you hear?"

[Super Samurai]

Or the nose could also act as a weapon, I mean firing laser beams from the nose would be a pretty nasty one to keep around.

Probably, Santa does have to fight Frosty the evil snowman.

[Guts/Batman]

My little brother discovered www.linerider.com. Watching some on Youtube. Some are freakin awesome.

[Tommy]

Wow it has been forever since I could think of anything new for a thread. And I got two ideas at work the other day.

Sadly I am not sure how many Strangers With Candy fans are on this board.

[Guts/Batman]

Whoa...So didn't see this when it wasn't so belated...

Thanks all...:D

[biggsdacat]

Happy birthday guts, I hope all is well man.

[Guts/Batman]

In my search to find that Pauly Shore and Paris Hilton thread I posted on a Happy Birthday thread I found a chat thread...

Anybody remember Ode to Puff (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=105260&highlight=happy+birthday)?

[Spidey-kid1]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUTS!!!!!!
As for you birthday, you get the speed of Roadrunner
and his tune force.

http://www.comicstore24.de/images/products/03652.jpg

You can now littarally do anything you want!!!!

[S J C]

Happy Birthday for your birthday I give you this bottle of pheromones that make you irresistible to females and a key to the playboy mansion

may you die smiling

[The Drunkard Kid]

Happy Birthday Guts/Batman.

I give to you a plushie of Griffith in Joker's suit. An indestructable, life size plushie.

[Miburohunter929]

...Crap, Usually I would have something witty to say.

Umm.... Dammnit, Nevermind.

Happy Birthday.

I suppose I'll take my nap in your honor or something.

[Super Samurai]

In my search to find that Pauly Shore and Paris Hilton thread I posted on a Happy Birthday thread I found a chat thread...

Anybody remember Ode to Puff (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=105260&highlight=happy+birthday)?

Ah, memories.

Soon to be overtaken by even crazier discussions.

[Frostbite883]

Happy B-day, Guts.

I got you the Avengers' Quinjet!

<Frostbite giving Guts the keys to the jet>

Enjoy. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Ah, memories.

Soon to be overtaken by even crazier discussions.

RIIIIICOLAAAAA!!

[Stretch Dude]

This thread-necromancy trend is starting to get to me...

[Guy1]

Happy Birthday!:D

[Eternal Torment]

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/M-GetOutofHellFree.jpg

My second present.

[Eternal Torment]

RIIIIICOLAAAAA!!


RIDDDGGGGEEEEE RAAAAACCCEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!

[The Drunkard Kid]

This thread-necromancy trend is starting to get to me...Happy Birthday to you too, Stretch Dude. Enjoy this Poochie Voodoo Doll.

[SSJVegeta]

Happy Birthday, Guts!

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3421/gattusk9.png

[NinjaJJ]

Happy B-day, Guts!!!

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2955/showimg55161phply9.th.png (http://img147.imageshack.us/my.php?image=showimg55161phply9.png)

:D

[choptop]

we dont see eye to eye all the time but he's evil and im evil so happy b-day gut's! you r now a DEVILS REJECT!!!

[Deus]

Happy Birthday Guts (except this was posted in June, so D*mn is it belated).

[Sharpandpointies]

Happy Birthday! :)

[Lord of Denial]

Happy Birthday

And may you retroactively have many fine women ( or men I have been wrong before) and all the free comics your heart desires.

[Guts/Batman]

Ah, memories.

Soon to be overtaken by even crazier discussions.

Heh...

Probably...

I must recalculate the total posts in the Post-SO chat threads. I'm pretty sure my lead on Stretch is gone...

[Guts/Batman]

RIDDDGGGGEEEEE RAAAAACCCEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!


Cross Fire! Cross Firrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[Guts/Batman]

This thread-necromancy trend is starting to get to me...

Yea. I thought about not Thread Necromancing it, but I had to thank everyone who did actually wish me happy birthday before.

[Stretch Dude]

Happy Birthday to you too, Stretch Dude. Enjoy this Poochie Voodoo Doll.

What? It's not my birthday. It's been not-my-birthday for almost seven months.

...Free present! Thanky to ya's!

[Stretch Dude]

Cross Fire! Cross Firrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

JETSOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!

[Eternal Torment]

JETSOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!


SNNNAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[Ice'Lord]

I hope you spent your day, well. If not, here's something to cheer you up:
http://www.forzaferrari.sk/image/200509271431_ferrari-babe-10.jpg
Happy Birthday, Guts!

[kain5252]

SNNNAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


TIMMAHY!!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Flintstoooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Oh......


Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul! Want to get lost in your rock and roll, and drift away..........

[Eternal Torment]

Flintstoooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

LEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[kain5252]

Sinclaaaaaaiiiiiiir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eternal Torment]

KHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Ok, that's enough.

[Guts/Batman]

Pretty much...

[Eternal Torment]

Pretty much...

The only iconic yell left is: ADDDDRRRRRIIIIAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!! And that's the last one.

[The Dog]

The only iconic yell left is: ADDDDRRRRRIIIIAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!! And that's the last one.

You're wrong PAAAAAAAARKEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!

[Eternal Torment]

You're wrong PAAAAAAAARKEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!

ZA WARUDO! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[Stretch Dude]

I just hope Guts gets to enjoy it before Gordon toasts it...

[Stretch Dude]

ZA WARUDO! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HERE IT GOES!!!

[Eternal Torment]

I just hope Guts gets to enjoy it before Gordon toasts it...


You get to have a card too. http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/M-GetOutofHellFree.jpg

[Guts/Batman]

I don't need no stinking Get out of Hell Free card!

But I'll take it nonetheless...

[Eternal Torment]

I don't need no stinking Get out of Hell Free card!

But I'll take it nonetheless...

So....El Shamro has one, you have one, Stretch has one.......I have infinite.....And now I can't remember who else has them.

[Guts/Batman]

Gotta have Get out of Hell Free cards...

[Eternal Torment]

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH, HERE IT GOES!!!

Damn it, I'm at a loss to what I should post next.

[Spidey-kid1]

I hope you spent your day, well. If not, here's something to cheer you up:
http://www.forzaferrari.sk/image/200509271431_ferrari-babe-10.jpg
Happy Birthday, Guts!

Wow.....that cheered me up too.


Also, in adition to toon force from page one you get your own fan boys.(and girls)
You now have so much, that you are invincable like wolverine. Now go regenerate from a skeleton or something!

[Guts/Batman]

This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9DSRj1Wfhw&mode=related&search=)

*Character limit dance*

[Eternal Torment]

Gotta have Get out of Hell Free cards...

If Kholdhearted has cool points, and God of Awesome has Awesome Awards, then I should have Get Out of Hell Free cards. Dog will be pissed at me.

[Guts/Batman]

Hmmmm makes me wonder what I have...

Posts?

[The Real Nemo]

Happy B-Day Guts! *gives him a pair of neko mimi*

[Spidey-kid1]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUTS!!!!!!
As for you birthday, you get the speed of Roadrunner
and his tune force.

http://www.comicstore24.de/images/products/03652.jpg

You can now littarally do anything you want!!!!

Wow.....that cheered me up too.


Also, in adition to toon force from page one you get your own fan boys.(and girls)
You now have so much, that you are invincable like wolverine. Now go regenerate from a skeleton or something!


Almost forgot to say. You are now the most powerful being on the
CBR Forums! Enjoy!

[Eternal Torment]

In response to that, I start dancing like a clown.

[Guts/Batman]

The Yu-Gi-Oh manga kicks ass. As does Berserk.

And damnit, I want new Hellsing manga!

[Eternal Torment]

The Yu-Gi-Oh manga kicks ass. As does Berserk.

And damnit, I want new Hellsing manga!


So far, Walter is winning against Alucard. You know this already, but I'm the new incarnation of Captain Obvious.

[Stretch Dude]

Damn it, I'm at a loss to what I should post next.

Say, that gives me an idea... ET, go get something, another thing, and a third thing, and meet me over there! Come on, Nickname! :D

[Eternal Torment]

Say, that gives me an idea... ET, go get something, another thing, and a third thing, and meet me over there! Come on, Nickname! :D

I've got the stuff. Where's the money? Are you wearing a wire?!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

..........



As I was walking, up the stairs, I met a man, who wasn't there.
He wasn't there, the next day. I wish, I wish, he'd go away.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Someone gets this cookie if they can guess where this line comes from:



"Chevron one is holding, chevron one is locked in place."

[Eternal Torment]

Someone gets this cookie if they can guess where this line comes from:



"Chevron one is holding, chevron one is locked in place."

EDIT: No, its Disclosure.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

EDIT: No, its Disclosure.




Nope.



"Chevron six is holding, chevron six is locked in place. This is as far as we've ever gotten."

[Chrosis]

Nope.



"Chevron six is holding, chevron six is locked in place. This is as far as we've ever gotten."

The original Stargate movie?

[EevilJ]

Happy B-Day Guts!

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/7593/page5293fm8.jpg
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8341/batmanspawncrossoverbymjv5.jpg

[The Drunkard Kid]

What? It's not my birthday. It's been not-my-birthday for almost seven months.

...Free present! Thanky to ya's!Considering that the OP was posted in June, I don't think that's really of much concern...

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Happy Birthday Guts, and to show my appreciation for all the times we had a good chat in Downtown Khazan. *unwraps a well cooked steak with a ribbon attached* After all Guts loves his steak.

[Albert]

The original Stargate movie?

Has to be.

[Eternal Torment]

Bump from the left!

[Guts/Batman]

Mmmmm...

I do love steak. Many thanks...:D

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

The Yu-Gi-Oh manga kicks ass. As does Berserk.

And damnit, I want new Hellsing manga!

I agree, after all I got to have my daily dosage of Alucard and Seras. :D Mmm Policegirl.

[Eternal Torment]

On a sidenote, I just got a DVD copy of Death Note.

[The Dog]

If I learned anything from One Piece, it's that if you're a man, you should never, EVER disagree with or anger Nico Robin when you're not wearing pants. Why?

Because she'll grow arms on her legs and twist your most private of areas in ways that cause men physical pain just watching.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The original Stargate movie?




Well done.:) Same to you, Albert. *Throws bothy of them, and his PM messager who got it right, a cookie*.



Now, here's the next one:


"Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"

[The Dog]

Well done.:) Same to you, Albert. *Throws bothy of them, and his PM messager who got it right, a cookie*.



Now, here's the next one:


"Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"

The first Tim Burton-directed Batman movie.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The first Tim Burton-directed Batman movie.



Well done.


*Tosses The Dog a pack of cookies*.


This one is further out there. Think "Anime".


"I'd rather die then forsake any of them."

[The Dog]

Well done.


*Tosses The Dog a pack of cookies*.


This one is further out there. Think "Anime".


"I'd rather die then forsake any of them."

COOKIES!

And I'm probably wrong, but I'm thinking... One Piece?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

COOKIES!

And I'm probably wrong, but I'm thinking... One Piece?



Nope. Sorry

Here is another line:


"Playing with something that doesn't belong to you?"

[Albert]

Nope. Sorry

Here is another line:


"Playing with something that doesn't belong to you?"

Al: Damn, its familiar, but can't make the neurons fire to give me an answer.
Al's Brain: Sorry kid, no answers here. You burnt out this whole wing at a Pink Floyd concert back in '78.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Al: Damn, its familiar, but can't make the neurons fire to give me an answer.
Al's Brain: Sorry kid, no answers here. You burnt out this whole wing at a Pink Floyd concert back in '78.

Nice!:D


One last line:


"Well done boy, you've won."

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Tenchi Muyo

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Tenchi Muyo




*Claps*.


Very good.:)


*Tosses KRL a bag of cookies*.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

*munches on them* So does that mean someone else gets a shot at this?

[Eternal Torment]

*Scottish accent* You owe Eternal Torment a debt!

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

*in a loud voice* Ireland rules!!!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Another one:


"Take it, take it ALL!"

[Stretch Dude]

Another one:


"Take it, take it ALL!"

Hulk.

*character limit dance*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Hulk.

*character limit dance*



*Nods, then tosses Stretch a bag of cookies*.



Nicely done. Here is the next one:


"Are we going some where?"


"No."


"So what's the rush?"

[Albert]

*Nods, then tosses Stretch a bag of cookies*.



Nicely done. Here is the next one:


"Are we going some where?"


"No."


"So what's the rush?"

*takes a stab in the dark*

The Untouchables?

stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

*takes a stab in the dark*

The Untouchables?

stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab

Ohh, sorry.


Here's another hint:


This movie is about vampires.

[Eternal Torment]

Bump the thread!

[The Dog]

I got a "Name that Quote" contest for you to try out! Winner gets a giant cookie!


(groans loudly)

"Daba daba daba daba daba!"

(groans)

"Daba daba daba daba daba!"

(groans softer)

"What's he doing? He should say base."

"Or freeze."

"What a tit."

[NinjaJJ]

Here's another hint:


This movie is about vampires.

Van Helsing?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Van Helsing?



Nope.



Last clue:


Think, Corey Feldman.

[The Dog]

Nope.



Last clue:


Think, Corey Feldman.

The Lost Boys?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The Lost Boys?



*Throws The Dog two bags of his favorite cookies*.


Well done.:)

[The MunchKING]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/5663/hulkbebs0qe.jpg

[Albert]

I got a "Name that Quote" contest for you to try out! Winner gets a giant cookie!


(groans loudly)

"Daba daba daba daba daba!"

(groans)

"Daba daba daba daba daba!"

(groans softer)

"What's he doing? He should say base."

"Or freeze."

"What a tit."

Heh. That's Shaun of the Dead, yes?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Heh. That's Shaun of the Dead, yes?




Bingo.:)


Good movie too.

[Albert]

Great movie. There should be a sequel.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Two more quotes to figure out. These come from the Yeo, who was very disappointed on how long it took people to get the Tenchi quote.



"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?!"



"Candygram for Mongo."




Both are from different movies.

[Albert]

Two more quotes to figure out. These come from the Yeo, who was very disappointed on how long it took people to get the Tenchi quote.



"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?!"



"Candygram for Mongo."




Both are from different movies.

Animal House and Blazing Saddles, respectively.:)

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Animal House and Blazing Saddles, respectively.:)




Excellent.:)


Though wasn't the first one in Stripes too?

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Oh, and here *Tosses Albert five bags of his favorite cookies*.:)

[Albert]

*grabs cookies*

Nah, don't think it was in Stripes, though that's a very quoteworthy film.

How about this line:

"The rising moon climaxes our love, Den. It is a sign"
"Yes. A sign" Internal monlogue: "I had no idea what she was talking about."

[Eternal Torment]

Running zombies?! I can fight walking zombies, but I'm dead if they run! Thank god they aren't sprinting zombies.

[Guts/Batman]

Naked Zombies!!!

[Albert]

They're dead. They're naked. Yeah, they're all messed up.

[buutenks]

What are you guys talking about?

[Guts/Batman]

Fuck if I know. Sounds like zombies though...

[Stretch Dude]

Fuck if I know. Sounds like zombies though...

Zombies are for porn.

[Guts/Batman]

Zombie porn!?!

That's hot!

[Albert]

Twice as hot as werewolf porn, but not as good as leprechaun porn.

God I love leprechaun porn.

[NinjaJJ]

Mummy porn?
Death porn?
Medusa porn?
Ghost porn?
Alien porn?

[Guts/Batman]

All porn is good porn. Except when it sucks...

[Albert]

All porn is good porn. Except when it sucks...

Must resist... obvious joke... if only I can reach... utility belt...

[Guts/Batman]

*Grins*

You've fallen into my trap. :D

[Eternal Torment]

*Grins*

You've fallen into my trap. :D

That blows, doesn't it?

[Guts/Batman]

Too bad Vince McMahon isn't here....

[Albert]

Too bad Vince McMahon isn't here....

If D & D has taught me anything, its be careful when invoking the names of Arch-Devils...

http://www.fantasycostumes.com/Merchant2/images/Vince-McMahon-mask-M9842.jpg

[Eternal Torment]

I challenge the Undertaker to a match at Wrestlemania!

[Guts/Batman]

Glad he showed up. He fits into our discussion well. Because he likes...

[Guts/Batman]

I challenge the Undertaker to a match at Wrestlemania!

You would lose, after coming ever so close to winning.

[Albert]

I challenge the Undertaker to a match at Wrestlemania!

D & D Lesson number 2: be careful what you wish for.

http://www.britain.tv/images/model_pic/undertaker.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

Zombie porn!?!

That's hot!

Not too hot, though, elsewise they get all drippy and stinky.

[Guts/Batman]

I hear Paris Hilton loves Zombie Porn.

[Eternal Torment]

You would lose, after coming ever so close to winning.

After my defeat, I will summon Hulk Hogan and Austin to pummel Undertaker. he might have won the match, but he still can get a beatdown afterwards,

[Guts/Batman]

After my defeat, I will summon Hulk Hogan and Austin to pummel Undertaker. he might have won the match, but he still can get a beatdown afterwards,

Then he'll beat you, Hogan, and Austin, and leave the ring with your sorry asses down in the ring.

Because that's how the Undertaker rolls. Especially if it is Old School Undertaker you are facing.

[Albert]

Not too hot, though, elsewise they get all drippy and stinky.

*winces* I'd hate to see the fluffer...

[Eternal Torment]

Then he'll beat you, Hogan, and Austin, and leave the ring with your sorry asses down in the ring.

Because that's how the Undertaker rolls. Especially if it is Old School Undertaker you are facing.

I'm dead for now. I'll be back! *looks at inventory* Can anyone spare a diamond? Just to cast raise dead?

[Albert]

A diamond? sure. Um, you might want to wash it, though... its tough sneaking them out of the mine.

[Eternal Torment]

A diamond? sure. Um, you might want to wash it, though... its tough sneaking them out of the mine.

It's enough to raise me! *casts the spell* Alright, I'M BACK, BABY!

[Stretch Dude]

*winces* I'd hate to see the fluffer...

It's Freddy. It's part of the bet he made with Jason before they fought.

[Albert]

It's Freddy. It's part of the bet he made with Jason before they fought.

Freddy really should have read that fine print.

[Guts/Batman]

Freddy's not going to like it. He'll just sub Paris Hilton in for him anyways. Freddy is sneaky like that.

[Albert]

Freddy's not going to like it. He'll just sub Paris Hilton in for him anyways. Freddy is sneaky like that.

Yes, he is... if he could stop picking his nose, I think he'd have a career in politics.

http://www.movievillains.com/images/kreuger.jpg

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Nowhere can a secret keep
always secret, dark and deep,
half so well as in the past,
buried deep to last, to last.

Keep it in your own dark heart,
otherwise the rumors start.

After many years have buried
secrets over which you worried,
no confidant can then betray
all the words you didn't say.

Only you can then exhume
secrets safe within the tomb
of memory, of memory,
within the tomb of memory

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Living in the modern age,
death for virtue is the wage.
So it seems in darker hours.
Evil wins, kindness cowers.

Ruled by violence and vice
we all stand upon thin ice.
Are we brave or are we mice,
here upon such thin, thin ice?

Dare we linger, dare we skate?
Dare we laugh or celebrate,
knowing we may strain the ice?
Preserve the ice at any price?

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

All of us are travelers lost,
our tickets arranged at a cost
unknown but beyond our means.
This odd itinerary of scenes
--enigmatic, strange, unreal--
leaves us unsure how to feel.
No postmortem journey is rife
with more mystery than life.

Tremulous skeins of destiny
flutter so ethereally
around me--but then I feel
its embrace is that of steel.

On the road that I have taken,
one day, walking, I awaken,
amazed to see where I have come,
where I'm going, where I'm from.

This is not the path I thought.
This is not the place I sought.
This is not the dream I bought,
just a fever of fate I've caught.

I'll change highways in a while,
at the crossroads, one more mile.
My path is lit by my own fire.
I'm going only where I desire.

On the road that I have taken,
one day, walking, I awaken.
One day, walking, I awaken,
on the road that I have taken.

-From the Book of Cunted Sorrows.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Rush headlong and hard at life
Or just sit at home and wait.
All things good and all the wrong
Will come right to you: it's fate.

Hear the music, dance if you can.
Dress in rags or wear your jewels.
Drink your choice, nurse your fear
In this old honkytonk of fools.

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Holy men tell us life is a mytery.
They embrace that concept happily.
But some mysteries bite and bark
and come to get you in the dark.

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Numberless paths of night
wind away from twilight.


Something moves within the night
that is not good and is not right.


The whisper of the dusk
is night shedding its husk.


-From the Book of Counted Sorrows.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Beaches, surfers, California girls.
Wind scented with fabulous dreams.
Bougainvillea, groves of oranges.
Stars are born, everything gleams.

A weather change. Shadows fall.
New scent upon the wind--decay.
Cocaine, Uzis, drive-by shootings.
Death is a banker. Everyone pays.

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

In the real world
as in dreams,
nothing is quite
what it seems.

-From the Book of Counted Sorrows.

[Guts/Batman]

How many sorrows are there?

[Albert]

How many sorrows are there?

So far?

http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sesame_street_count_dracula.jpg


8... 8 sorrows ah ah ah ah!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

How many sorrows are there?


Depends.



How many Dean Koontz books are there? I'm pretty sure he has at least one-to-three per book, maybe more dependening on which one it is.

[Albert]

Depends.



How many Dean Koontz books are there? I'm pretty sure he has at least one-to-three per book, maybe more dependening on which one it is.

You're post-o-dometer is about to spin over to 13K... better check your oil.

I haven't read any of Koontz's books... I was more the King/Barker type.

Anyways, heading out to work. Hope to see everyone later.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

You're post-o-dometer is about to spin over to 13K... better check your oil.

I haven't read any of Koontz's books... I was more the King/Barker type.

Anyways, heading out to work. Hope to see everyone later.



See you later, man.:)

[Albert]

Gotta love the two hour lunch.

[Tommy]

I am in love with the Superfriends.

[Albert]

Have you ever seen the Seanbaby Superfriends site?

[Guts/Batman]

Depends.



How many Dean Koontz books are there? I'm pretty sure he has at least one-to-three per book, maybe more dependening on which one it is.

Dunno. I don't read Dean Koontz novels. I have given thought to it though.

[Guts/Batman]

Morbo!!!!!!

[Albert]

Morbo!!!!!!

Ask for it by name.

[Guts/Batman]

As long as he has a large green head...

[Eternal Torment]

Despair, dear fools! Your end is nigh!

[Guts/Batman]

Annihilation doe not work that way!!!

[Albert]

Tis a sweet avatar.

If the Leader and Gazoo from the Flintstones had a love child, I think that's what he'd look like.

[Eternal Torment]

Annihilation doe not work that way!!!

Yes, it does! That's why it's called ANNIHILATION!

[Albert]

Despair, dear fools! Your end is nigh!

"Dear fools"? Such an affectionate harbinger of doom. *gives the pale horse a sugar cube*

[Eternal Torment]

"Dear fools"? Such an affectionate harbinger of doom. *gives the pale horse a sugar cube*

*horse licks Albert's face* Whoops. You better wash that off. *Albert's face sloughs off* Okkk....... *runs away*

[Albert]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit.

*looks like the aliens in They Live*

[Guts/Batman]

Tis a sweet avatar.

If the Leader and Gazoo from the Flintstones had a love child, I think that's what he'd look like.

Which avatar?

[Gordon Smith]

*wonders if the thread will hit 6,000 posts tonight*

[Guts/Batman]

The Power of 6000 is upon us!

Depends on if Stretch, and Anthony are here. I think we can make it to 6000 then.

[Eternal Torment]

The Power of 6000 is upon us!

Depends on if Stretch, and Anthony are here. I think we can make it to 6000 then.

Time to contribute to the cause!

[Albert]

Which avatar?

< . <

Yours...

[Guts/Batman]

Aye...

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Gordon Smith]

Only 96 posts to go!

[Guts/Batman]

< . <

Yours...

:D It will probably only last a few days before I move onto a new one. Or an old one.

[kain5252]

:D It will probably only last a few days before I move onto a new one. Or an old one.

and then a new one after that.

[Eternal Torment]

What do you think about Gears of War?

[Guts/Batman]

and then a new one after that.

Yep. I am a man of many avatars. :D

[Tommy]

Who wants to hear about Gay Sex?

[Albert]

*wonders if the thread will hit 6,000 posts tonight*

Now where did I leave that Magic 8 ball?

http://www.lucky8ball.com/graphics/signs_yes2.gif


And Lo, the ball has spoken.

[kain5252]

Yep. I am a man of many avatars. :D

And just as many post. *sigh* So many avatars so little time.

[Albert]

and then a new one after that.

The only constant is constant... um... something.

[Eternal Torment]

It grows forever more. Never sated, it consumes all it can and then some.

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed. I have created so many avatars that I haven't used. I have the main cast of Full House avatarized, and only used 4 of them.

Cable/Deadpool and The Thing were excellent for avatars from comics.

[Guts/Batman]

The only constant is constant... um... something.

Inconsistency is consistent. :D

[kain5252]

Inconsistency is consistent. :D

Failure never fails.

[Albert]

It grows forever more. Never sated, it consumes all it can and then some.

Dom Deluise, Devourer of Worlds!

[Guts/Batman]

Superdickery is awesome.

[kain5252]

If Cheese has so much power. Then how would it handle a fight with Chuck Norris, Squirrel Girl, and all of the Cosmic Titans?

[Albert]

Gotta run folks, will try to make it back for the 6K.

*dashes through the snow*

[Stretch Dude]

The Power of 6000 is upon us!

Depends on if Stretch, and Anthony are here. I think we can make it to 6000 then.

Arf, I am saying to you with my silent voice of the Internet!

[Stretch Dude]

The only constant is constant... um... something.

Constancy?

[Guts/Batman]

Arf, I am saying to you with my silent voice of the Internet!

And such a poweful voice it is!

[Guts/Batman]

"Necrophilia Boy?! How coulf you?!"

[Stretch Dude]

And such a poweful voice it is!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Stretch Dude]

"Necrophilia Boy?! How coulf you?!"

Did someone call for Captain Pork?

[Guts/Batman]

Did someone call for Captain Pork?

Heh. Could have I guess.

Superdickery is having a profound effect on me...

[Tommy]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

HOMOPHOBE!

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

Damn straight

[Eternal Torment]

Zing. Zinc. Zine. Zone.

[Tommy]

Is someone on a diet?

[Eternal Torment]

Is someone on a diet?

I'm not. Dog has a diet of virgin souls only.

[The Dog]

I'm not. Dog has a diet of virgin souls only.

Well, virgin souls and Tommy. And all I can say is: Yum.:evilsmile

[Guts/Batman]

Gotta feel the love...

Looks like Stretch will get to 900 first...

[Eternal Torment]

Well, virgin souls and Tommy. And all I can say is: Yum.:evilsmile

*rimshot* That's not the only thing that involves a rim.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Well, I'll pitch in to get this thing to 6000 then.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Still Laughing at Spock Pwning wolverine, honestly Wolverine really deserved that pwning, because as of late nothing seems to take the damn bastard down.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, I'll pitch in to get this thing to 6000 then.

Many thanks...:D

[Guts/Batman]

Still Laughing at Spock Pwning wolverine, honestly Wolverine really deserved that pwning, because as of late nothing seems to take the damn bastard down.

Logan is the best at what he does.

30 second rule!!!

[Devon C.]

Wouldn't it be outright hilarious if I, posting here more rarely these days, were to get the "coveted" 6000th response before all of you? I'd say that'd be a side-splitting irony.

[Guts/Batman]

I don't covet it, so much as want it.

[Eternal Torment]

The greatest prize is that of the 10,000th post. That one lucky poster will gain unlimited power, even more unlimited than all other sources.

[Devon C.]

I don't covet it, so much as want it.
Oh, of course. After all, the Bible does say to not covet that which belongs to others.

For those keeping score at home, and for those who are too slow to do so, that was a challenge.

[Eternal Torment]

Oh, of course. After all, the Bible does say to not covet that which belongs to others.

For those keeping score at home, and for those who are too slow to do so, that was a challenge.

Bring it on! You'll suffer like G did!

[Guts/Batman]

Oh, of course. After all, the Bible does say to not covet that which belongs to others.

For those keeping score at home, and for those who are too slow to do so, that was a challenge.

I'm feeling too good to bother with challenges at the moment. I'll let ET have at it.

[Eternal Torment]

I'm feeling too good to bother with challenges at the moment. I'll let ET have at it.

Eh. I post when I feel like it.

[Guts/Batman]

Eh. I post when I feel like it.

I offered at least...

[Tommy]

*rimshot* That's not the only thing that involves a rim.

I am so offended. There was a perfectly good "Beating the Drum" joke in there as well.

[Eternal Torment]

I offered at least...

I'll try it. But I have some people to deal with at night. Those damn commies think they can outwit me.

[The Dog]

I am so offended. There was a perfectly good "Beating the Drum" joke in there as well.

Yeah!...

What is it?

[Eternal Torment]

I am so offended. There was a perfectly good "Beating the Drum" joke in there as well.

As penance for my stupidity, I will run 10 laps around the world in 20 days.

[Tommy]

Yeah!...

What is it?

Something allong "And I will let you two beat that drum so hard the cover will break..."

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

It shall be mine!



Or at least, I'll give it a valient effort.

[Eternal Torment]

It shall be mine!



Or at least, I'll give it a valient effort.


We're on the highway to hell!

[The Dog]

Something allong "And I will let you two beat that drum so hard the cover will break..."

That sucked. I thought it'd be more along the lines of "And that drum won't be the only thing that'll be pounded."

[Eternal Torment]

That sucked. I thought it'd be more along the lines of "And that drum won't be the only thing that'll be pounded."

That was what I was implying. But then my arms were possessed by the spirit of 4Kids and dubbed over my original post.

[The Dog]

That was what I was implying. But then my arms were possessed by the spirit of 4Kids and dubbed over my original post.

Oh. I thought you were implying that a "rim job" would be performed at some point.

And I was wondering why your read like you had a bad head cold.

[Far From Realmer]

Question: How can you tell if somone is permabanned or not?

[Stretch Dude]

Gotta feel the love...

Looks like Stretch will get to 900 first...

DAMN STRAIGHT! 898...

[Stretch Dude]

Still Laughing at Spock Pwning wolverine, honestly Wolverine really deserved that pwning, because as of late nothing seems to take the damn bastard down.

That's because nothing that's taken him down lately has had the last name of Parker. :D

[Stretch Dude]

I am so offended. There was a perfectly good "Beating the Drum" joke in there as well.

BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY!

900!!!

[Stretch Dude]

We're on the highway to hell!

We're halfway there.

WHOOOOAH-OH!! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!!

[Guts/Batman]

BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY!

900!!!


I was so close...

[Guts/Batman]

We're halfway there.

WHOOOOAH-OH!! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!!

There's no easy way out!

[Guts/Batman]

Question: How can you tell if somone is permabanned or not?

Probably ask a mod. That's the only way I could think of.

[Stretch Dude]

Probably ask a mod. That's the only way I could think of.

Just be careful who you ask about.

[Guts/Batman]

Just be careful who you ask about.

Indeed. Solid advice from the Mad Lunar Knight...

[Super Samurai]

Indeed. Solid advice from the Mad Lunar Knight...

The irony...

:D

[Guts/Batman]

The irony...

:D

Very much so...:D

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

This hasn't hit 6000 yet?

[The Dog]

This hasn't hit 6000 yet?

Nope, but we're getting close. So close we can TASTE it!

*licks the 6000th post*

Salty.

[Guts/Batman]

This thread doesn't move that fast anymore...

[Super Samurai]

This hasn't hit 6000 yet?

Well now that you brought it to everyone's attention, there will be a mad dash to get to post #6000.

[Guts/Batman]

It oughta help in the number of posts yes...

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Must. Reach. 6000.........

[Super Samurai]

Must. Reach. 6000.........


Don't worry, I'll tell you how post #6000 feels when I get it.:p

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Harry Dresden is the smartest wizard ever set in the modern world.




Why? Because he carries a six shooter on him and keeps a shotgun in his car.


Finally, an intelligent wizard *stares at the Harry Potter wizards, then shakes his head*.