Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[hitokiri_]

Which come with Aids and Herpes at no extra cost.


and that irritating song in a special autographed cd.

[Eternal Torment]

I've been away for a while. Blood vengeance pisses me off.

[Tommy]

Yep. You can throw more flaming shit on the crap pile.

[Eternal Torment]

Yep. You can throw more flaming shit on the crap pile.

Isn't it in your basement?

[Tommy]

Isn't it in your basement?
In fact, yes it is. I am so fucking stupid sometimes.

[The Dog]

In fact, yes it is. I am so fucking stupid sometimes.

Actually, no. That's the best place to having burning piles of shit, in the basement.

To be fucking stupid, you'd have to have it in your living room.

[Eternal Torment]

Actually, no. That's the best place to having burning piles of shit, in the basement.

To be fucking stupid, you'd have to have it in your living room.

His basement is his living room as well. And his kitchen. In fact, he lives in the basement.

[Tommy]

I am starting to get REALLY tired of how repetative and predictable life can be.

[Eternal Torment]

I am starting to get REALLY tired of how repetative and predictable life can be.

By the way, I was the one who messed up your couch. The grey one.

[Tommy]

By the way, I was the one who messed up your couch. The grey one.
I knew I should have had it scotch guarded.

[Eternal Torment]

I knew I should have had it scotch guarded.

And I dripped the chocolate on Dog's carpet. Because I'm evil like that.

[Tommy]

And I dripped the chocolate on Dog's carpet. Because I'm evil like that.
Well since you are being so honest, I have to come clean. I was the one who "accidentally" left a flaming bag of dog doo on your porch.

[Eternal Torment]

Well since you are being so honest, I have to come clean. I was the one who "accidentally" left a flaming bag of dog doo on your porch.

.....I don't have a porch.

[Tommy]

.....I don't have a porch.
Well I might have done it to forty or six hundred doorways, just to make sure... It is a little hard to remember.

[Eternal Torment]

Well I might have done it to forty or six hundred doorways, just to make sure... It is a little hard to remember.

I think you left one at GoA's house.

[Tommy]

I think you left one at GoA's house.
You bet I did. I hate the Gua. Stupid aliens think they can take our planet! I say "NO" sir!

[Eternal Torment]

You bet I did. I hate the Gua. Stupid aliens think they can take our planet! I say "NO" sir!

I meant God of Awesome. And yes, you left one at the Gua's porch too.

[Tommy]

I meant God of Awesome. And yes, you left one at the Gua's porch too.
Do you mean to tell me I wasted a perfectly good reference to an obscure Sci-Fi channel TV show? I feel like someone implanted an invisibility gland in my head now.

[Eternal Torment]

Do you mean to tell me I wasted a perfectly good reference to an obscure Sci-Fi channel TV show? I feel like someone implanted an invisibility gland in my head now.

Nah. But you did piss Mabus off.

[Tommy]

Nah. But you did piss Mabus off.
Well at least I am not a reporter working for a tabloid.

[Tommy]

I am apparently all alone here.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, my lil brother was playing Counterstrike so I couldn't post...

[Tommy]

Well, my lil brother was playing Counterstrike so I couldn't post...
Why would you want to have a brother?

[Guts/Batman]

Dunno. I have two other brothers, and two sisters. I'm kinda stuck with em...

[Tommy]

Dunno. I have two other brothers, and two sisters. I'm kinda stuck with em...
Ever consider selling them on the black market?

[Guts/Batman]

Seeing how four of them are at least 10 years older than I am, no.

[Tommy]

Seeing how four of them are at least 10 years older than I am, no.
Well you can still sell their kidneys/livers/hearts...

[Guts/Batman]

Perhaps a possibility.

[Eternal Torment]

I'm back! And gone again.

[Super Samurai]

I'm back! And gone again.

You should of done a fancy entrance. Like this:

*Releases 1000 rabbits out of his baseball cap*

[Chrosis]

If we're lucky, this might hit 6,000 before it's replaced.

[Anthony Johanson]

If we're lucky, this might hit 6,000 before it's replaced.

Where in the red, white, and blue hells is Gordon anyway?

[Super Samurai]

Um, didn't you guys hear. This baby is going up to 10,000.

[Chrosis]

Um, didn't you guys hear. This baby is going up to 10,000.

...

I SHALL CLAIM THE FIRST 10,000 POST TO EVER APPEAR ON THE COMIC BOOK RESOURCE FORUMS!

[Anthony Johanson]

...

I SHALL CLAIM THE FIRST 10,000 POST TO EVER APPEAR ON THE COMIC BOOK RESOURCE FORUMS!

Nope, sorry, that is reserved for me and me alone.

[Chrosis]

Nope, sorry, that is reserved for me and me alone.

I called it first, so there, y-you, you big meanie stupid head!

[The Dog]

...

I SHALL CLAIM THE FIRST 10,000 POST TO EVER APPEAR ON THE COMIC BOOK RESOURCE FORUMS!

Too late. the first 10,000 post has already been claimed by someone else. There have been several threads to reach well over 10,000 posts on the Comic Book Resource Forums, two being TMI and the original Soap Operus.

[Anthony Johanson]

I called it first, so there, y-you, you big meanie stupid head!

Don't be such a doodie head, meanie-pants! It will be a race to the finsih

To add on, many threads have reached well over 10,000 here.

[Devon C.]

It seems as though your hooliganism in this thread will not cease.

I have no choice but to take action.

The attached image shows your fate.

I'm sorry, but it is the only way to restore Order (tm).

Yes, it does indeed start with him, as he is the greatest cleric of Chaos since Mortal Kombat's Havik.

[hitokiri_]

adun toledas!

[Devon C.]

The heck are you doing back, hit?

[hitokiri_]

The heck are you doing back, hit?


just to say that i missed this place and chicago bulls and bears are owning. well. . . screw grossman's inconsistencies.

[Devon C.]

What's with the Eastern Comf. Atlantic division, anyway? The best record in there is 5-9! Do you think I should...put them...on notice?

[hitokiri_]

What's with the Eastern Comf. Atlantic division, anyway? The best record in there is 5-9! Do you think I should...put them...on notice?

hahaha! its just plain crazy on the east. utah jazz is the surprise team. :D

[Devon C.]

The beatdown they got from Kobe's Krew last night was no surprise.

[hitokiri_]

The beatdown they got from Kobe's Krew last night was no surprise.


they dont have AK. when will he be back?

[Devon C.]

AK? Who's that?

[hitokiri_]

damn. miami's starting to look like the atlanta hawks last year.

[hitokiri_]

AK? Who's that?


the russian sensation. AK47.

[Devon C.]

Aw, he got 12 pts., 5 rebounds last night.

[hitokiri_]

Aw, he got 12 pts., 5 rebounds last night.


so he's playing now?

[Devon C.]

Yes. Yes he is.

[hitokiri_]

Yes. Yes he is.


not yet 100 percent.

[Stretch Dude]

It seems as though your hooliganism in this thread will not cease.

I have no choice but to take action.

The attached image shows your fate.

I'm sorry, but it is the only way to restore Order (tm).

Yes, it does indeed start with him, as he is the greatest cleric of Chaos since Mortal Kombat's Havik.

AAAIIIEEEE!!! I'M ON NOTICE!!

[Guts/Batman]

I get to do no tomfoolery?

[Guts/Batman]

Oh...I'm not on notice. I'm not on the board.

[Guts/Batman]

Nope, sorry, that is reserved for me and me alone.

Bah! I shall get it.

[Devon C.]

Oh...I'm not on notice. I'm not on the board.
Actually, you were in the original version. I let you off with a warning this time because you and me are boys. But next time...you never know... :evilsmile

[Guts/Batman]

Heh...

A warning. That's good. How long was I on the board?

[Chrosis]

Heh...

A warning. That's good. How long was I on the board?

Two months longer than me.

[Devon C.]

A whoppin' 60 minutes. I had to also take off Dwayne Wade to put Anime in.

[Guts/Batman]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

So not too long.

[Eternal Torment]

I'm back from the dead! I saw a Rockefeller Skank running like a Bat out of Hell wielding her Weapon of Choice down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams screaming "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!"

[Stretch Dude]

I'm back from the dead! I saw a Rockefeller Skank running like a Bat out of Hell wielding her Weapon of Choice down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams screaming "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!"

And I'm sure that chain of events left you Hungry Like The Wolf.

[Eternal Torment]

And I'm sure that chain of events left you Hungry Like The Wolf.

I was certainly left in Awe of She.

[Guts/Batman]

The new He-Man movie has been axed for now.

[Eternal Torment]

The new He-Man movie has been axed for now.

He lost the power of Grayskull!

[Chrosis]

He lost the power of Grayskull!

He hasn't the POWAH!

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, yes he is...

Mancow can be so informative.

[Eternal Torment]

I spit on Hitler's grave! Then I urinate on it and light it on fire.

[hitokiri_]

I was certainly left in Awe of She.


without looking at then net, i can tell that thats a song. somehow i can recall it.

[Eternal Torment]

without looking at then net, i can tell that thats a song. somehow i can recall it.

Really? What tipped you off? Was it the capitals or the fact it's Dizzy's theme?

[hitokiri_]

Really? What tipped you off? Was it the capitals or the fact it's Dizzy's theme?


i ripped the guilty gear soundtrack from the dreamcast cd. :D

that's it. dizzy's theme.

[Guts/Batman]

How the Hell can anyone find Will and Grace funny?

[Eternal Torment]

How the Hell can anyone find Will and Grace funny?

Take three hits from a tent-pole sized bong. Then proceed to drink 40oz of rye. After that, watch a television show involving Carrot Top. If you do that, you can find ANYTHING funny afterwards.

[Guts/Batman]

I suppose that would work...

[Eternal Torment]

I suppose that would work...

Just watch for the hangover the next day. Death will seem like a sweet release during that time.

[Guts/Batman]

Wooooooooo Within 100 of Stretch...

[Eternal Torment]

Wooooooooo Within 100 of Stretch...

I hide from a crusade of vengeance, and this is my reward? I'm pissed now.

[Guts/Batman]

That's what happens when you you away. You fall behind in the posts. Gotta get your posts when you can get them.

[Stretch Dude]

How the Hell can anyone find Will and Grace funny?

Not a clue. It's made worse by the fact that my dad and sister find it funny, and my dad is a firm believer in respecting others' opinions, no matter how fucking retarded they are.

(My words, not his.)

[Stretch Dude]

Wooooooooo Within 100 of Stretch...

That's 'cause I've been busy with schoolwork. Shouldst you pass me, I shalt return with a great vengeance come the winter break.

[Stretch Dude]

That's what happens when you you away. You fall behind in the posts. Gotta get your posts when you can get them.

Such as I'm doing right now. :D

[Guts/Batman]

Not a clue. It's made worse by the fact that my dad and sister find it funny, and my dad is a firm believer in respecting others' opinions, no matter how fucking retarded they are.

(My words, not his.)

I was watching SmackDown! and didn't change the channel because I didn't care to change it when Will and Grace came on. There's audience laughter at Karen's actions but they aren't funny.

The show is plain retarded. I wonder why the show got a Thursday night time.

[Guts/Batman]

That's 'cause I've been busy with schoolwork. Shouldst you pass me, I shalt return with a great vengeance come the winter break.

I haven't had anyone to gab with more or less so my own post count has been stagnant. I doubt I'll end up passing you unless Anthony or ET shows up and you're not here.

[Eternal Torment]

Running for your life has consequences. Such as insanity.

[Eternal Torment]

I haven't had anyone to gab with more or less so my own post count has been stagnant. I doubt I'll end up passing you unless Anthony or ET shows up and you're not here.

You've got that right.

[Devon C.]

How the Hell can anyone find Will and Grace funny?
The same way people find...

aw, I bet you know what I'm going to say, don't you?

[Guts/Batman]

*Prepares the scanner*

Time for some new avatars. :D

[Guts/Batman]

The same way people find...

aw, I bet you know what I'm going to say, don't you?

Yep...

I think it goes without saying. :D

Damn 30 second post limit...*Grumbles*

[Guts/Batman]

You've got that right.

Stretch knows what I'm going to say here:

Damn straight!

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch knows what I'm going to say here:

Damn straight!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Stretch Dude]

I was watching SmackDown! and didn't change the channel because I didn't care to change it when Will and Grace came on. There's audience laughter at Karen's actions but they aren't funny.

The show is plain retarded. I wonder why the show got a Thursday night time.

Which reminds me of another oddity: Why the bloody hell is wrestling on Sci-Fi now?

[Guts/Batman]

Which reminds me of another oddity: Why the bloody hell is wrestling on Sci-Fi now?

Don't ask me...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...Scanner doesn't scan!!!

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

See I knew he would say that...

[Stretch Dude]

See I knew he would say that...

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Super Samurai]

Damn Curvy!

:D

[Devon C.]

Which reminds me of another oddity: Why the bloody hell is wrestling on Sci-Fi now?
Because that's the only channel ECW could get. No, really. ECW wasn't really trusted back when it wasn't owned by the WWF, and now that it is, it still can't get any respect.

Besides, those REALLY big nerds need a dose of fake realism in their lives. :cool:

[Eternal Torment]

Damn Curvy!

:D

The spitting image of many a waitress.

[Guts/Batman]

The spitting image of many a waitress.

At Hooters maybe...

[Stretch Dude]

At Hooters maybe...

And sometimes not even then. :(

[Guts/Batman]

Because that's the only channel ECW could get. No, really. ECW wasn't really trusted back when it wasn't owned by the WWF, and now that it is, it still can't get any respect.

ECW can't get much respect because WWE has neutered it.

[Guts/Batman]

And sometimes not even then. :(

Pretty much. I haven't been to Hooters much, but have been enough to enjoy the scenery.

Might as well go to a strip club for lunch.

[Super Samurai]

Pretty much. I haven't been to Hooters much, but have been enough to enjoy the scenery.

Might as well go to a strip club for lunch.

So, I've always wondered is the food any good at Hooters?

[Stretch Dude]

Pretty much. I haven't been to Hooters much, but have been enough to enjoy the scenery.

Might as well go to a strip club for lunch.

Just be careful how you order the salad.

[Guts/Batman]

So, I've always wondered is the food any good at Hooters?

I've only eaten hot wings and salads there. I couldn't comment on anything else.

It's fine enough, but not as good as Applebee's.

[Guts/Batman]

Just be careful how you order the salad.

Heh.

True. All of the strip clubs around here offer lunches. Not sure if they do anywhere else.

[Super Samurai]

Heh.

True. All of the strip clubs around here offer lunches. Not sure if they do anywhere else.

So I can have my cheeseburger and oogle women.

Wow.

[Guts/Batman]

So I can have my cheeseburger and oogle women.

Wow.

Pretty much.

[Devon C.]

Man, I'd much rather eat at Chili's than anything else.

When the appetizer makes you full such that you have to force yourself to eat the main course, you KNOW you eatin' good.

[Guts/Batman]

Man, I'd much rather eat at Chili's than anything else.

When the appetizer makes you full such that you have to force yourself to eat the main course, you KNOW you eatin' good.

I haven't been to Chili's yet. It's one of the places where I want to go to sometime. I don't go out that much.

I went out to eat at a Chicago in Georgetown in Washington DC. That was some good eating. Sure it was $22, but it was worth it.

[Stretch Dude]

I haven't been to Chili's yet. It's one of the places where I want to go to sometime. I don't go out that much.

I went out to eat at a Chicago in Georgetown in Washington DC. That was some good eating. Sure it was $22, but it was worth it.

I'm quite fond of T.G.I. Friday's, myself.

[Guts/Batman]

I've been advised that Cheddar's a hellanice place to eat as well.

I like cooking my own food. And comics kinda sap my money so I have to eat in consistently.

I can't eat fast food anymore. Unless it's chinese food. I haven't been to a McDonald's, BK or Wendy's in years. I just feel fat when I leave, not full. There's a difference.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

I prefer Olive Garden myself, I always loved their meatballs and spagetthi.

[Guts/Batman]

Olive Garden is good when I'm looking for pasta. Most of the time I'm not though...

When I go out to restaraunts, I almost exlcusively order steak.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

What about ribs? I love ribs.

[Guts/Batman]

Nah...

I'm not a rib kinda guy. If they were proven to be very meaty ribs, then I might make an exception. I'm a steak guy. NY Strip, Sirloin, T-Bone, Ribeye...

Mmmmmm...

Never had Porterhouse though. Nor have I had Prime Rib. Those are two goals of mine.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Ever think about eating a big though like for a contest in general? :D

[Guts/Batman]

I could I think. I mean, I've eaten a damned near 2 pound Arm Steak in one sitting.

No baked potatoe or two though.

I only eat one real meal a day. Most of the time, breakfast and lunch amount to snacks. Dinner would be the only real dinner through the day.

And most of the time, if I have it, it consists of two 8 oz NY Strip or Ribeye steaks, pork chops or chicken breasts and a couple giant baked potatoes.

I have pasta and rice for reserves should I run out of either. Money is kinda pinchin me at the moment so that's what I have to lean on at the moment.

I ate my Farafelle and Rotini recently, so I only have my package of Linguini left. My minute rice (Uncle Ben's everytime) is running out.

I don't eat much anymore, but I'm still healthy.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

I tend to eat differently, I will not eat Ramen Noodles unless I'm out of anything to eat, normally I take my rice with some green vegetables everyday, seeing as how I'm chinese and all, for the record I love General Tao's chicken also.

[Guts/Batman]

Yea, Ramen is kind of my desperation food. And hot dogs. God I hate hot dogs.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Yea, Ramen is kind of my desperation food. And hot dogs. God I hate hot dogs.

I heard hot dogs were not actually made of beef.

[Guts/Batman]

800 800 800

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

WOOT! Go Guts!

[Eternal Torment]

Damn it! REVENGE!

[Guts/Batman]

I heard hot dogs were not actually made of beef.

Some are. Some aren't. you really have to pay attention to the package when getting hot dogs.

[Stretch Dude]

800 800 800

You gotta wonder who'll be the first on the thread to reach 1000...

[Eternal Torment]

You gotta wonder who'll be the first on the thread to reach 1000...

So far, Guts, you and I are the most likely.

[Gordon Smith]

Olive Garden is good when I'm looking for pasta. Most of the time I'm not though...

When I go out to restaraunts, I almost exlcusively order steak.

I gave up on eating steak out at restaurants. No one wants to cook it rare enough for my liking. If I want steak cooked properly, I have to cook it at home.

[Eternal Torment]

I gave up on eating steak out at restaurants. No one wants to cook it rare enough for my liking. If I want steak cooked properly, I have to cook it at home.

Are you any good at cooking steak? It's too bad though. After a bad incident with raw steak, I can't eat it below medium rare anymore.

[Gordon Smith]

Are you any good at cooking steak? It's too bad though. After a bad incident with raw steak, I can't eat it below medium rare anymore.

I like to think I can cook an edible steak. I don't actually cook much, though. One of my roommates does most of the cooking and she's learned to sizzle my steak to perfection.

[Eternal Torment]

I like to think I can cook an edible steak. I don't actually cook much, though. One of my roommates does most of the cooking and she's learned to sizzle my steak to perfection.

You have roommates? And one of them cooks steaks for you? I think I just had a blowout in my brain.

[Gordon Smith]

You have roommates? And one of them cooks steaks for you? I think I just had a blowout in my brain.

Yeah, I share a duplex with two roommates, a married couple that I have known for a rather long time (like twenty four and fifteen years, respectively). I work evenings and don't get home until near midnight, so I'm usually too tired to cook by the time I stagger through the door. Fortunately, I'm spoiled rotten by Cougarmadcat (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/member.php?u=1527), one of said roommates, since she loves to cook.

[Stretch Dude]

So far, Guts, you and I are the most likely.

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[Eternal Torment]

Yeah, I share a duplex with two roommates, a married couple that I have known for a rather long time (like twenty four and fifteen years, respectively). I work evenings and don't get home until near midnight, so I'm usually too tired to cook by the time I stagger through the door. Fortunately, I'm spoiled rotten by Cougarmadcat (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/member.php?u=1527), one of said roommates, since she loves to cook.

Really? What's your job?

[Eternal Torment]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

DISCO INFERNO!

[Gordon Smith]

Really? What's your job?

I'm a cashier and gas station attendant, though these days my duties are largely focused on cash-handling and not much else of anything else.

[Eternal Torment]

I'm a cashier and gas station attendant, though these days my duties are largely focused on cash-handling and not much else of anything else.

I'm unemployed right now. God damn execs.

[Gordon Smith]

I'm unemployed right now. God damn execs.

I hear you. I have experienced the joys of unemployment myself, so I know exactly where you are coming from. I consider myself very fortunate to be working fulltime.

[Eternal Torment]

I hear you. I have experienced the joys of unemployment myself, so I know exactly where you are coming from. I consider myself very fortunate to be working fulltime.

Good thing I have a secondary source of money. Let's just say I've several people in my debt.

[Stretch Dude]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

What the?! I've been pinkified! Who hath done this?!

[Gordon Smith]

What the?! I've been pinkified! Who hath done this?!

Would you prefer a different color instead?

[Eternal Torment]

Would you prefer a different color instead?

Wow, so you're the culprit?

[Stretch Dude]

Wow, so you're the culprit?

Egad...GORDON'S BEEN POSSESSED BY TANITH!! :eek:

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES BEFORE HE PULLS OUT THE MALLET!

[Eternal Torment]

Egad...GORDON'S BEEN POSSESSED BY TANITH!! :eek:

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES BEFORE HE PULLS OUT THE MALLET!

No...Gordon IS Tanith! All of the moderators are the same person! They are all aspects of Jonah!

[Devon C.]

*Our heroes attempts to escape Gordon/Tanith were futile, and they all died a horrible death under the Mallet of Correction. The events prompted me to say this:*

[Eternal Torment]

*Our heroes attempts to escape Gordon/Tanith were futile, and they all died a horrible death under the Mallet of Correction. The events prompted me to say this:*

I have my defence:

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/M-GetOutofHellFree.jpg

I have about infinite of these. Anybody want some?

[Devon C.]

I shall muse upon your generous offer.

BTW: You from the UK or something, ET? I ask because of the way you spelled it "defence".

[Eternal Torment]

I shall muse upon your generous offer.

BTW: You from the UK or something, ET? I ask because of the way you spelled it "defence".

Nah. I have alternate spellings for everything. I use English spellings most of the time. Armour, gray, defence, etc, etc.

[Guts/Batman]

I gave up on eating steak out at restaurants. No one wants to cook it rare enough for my liking. If I want steak cooked properly, I have to cook it at home.

I didn't use to like steaks rare. But now I like it a bit more...

[Guts/Batman]

You gotta wonder who'll be the first on the thread to reach 1000...

I'm betting on you...

[Guts/Batman]

Are you any good at cooking steak? It's too bad though. After a bad incident with raw steak, I can't eat it below medium rare anymore.

I only grill my steak and pork chops on a charcoal grill now. It just tastes better. The thicker bacon wrapped sirloin steaks I can't get medium. It just doesn't happen.

[Guts/Batman]

DAMN STRAIGHT!

He even does it without me around...

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Egad...GORDON'S BEEN POSSESSED BY TANITH!! :eek:

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES BEFORE HE PULLS OUT THE MALLET!

*Runs for cover, and hides*

[Eternal Torment]

I only grill my steak and pork chops on a charcoal grill now. It just tastes better. The thicker bacon wrapped sirloin steaks I can't get medium. It just doesn't happen.

I like chuck steak for some reason. But tenderloin is good too.

[Eternal Torment]

*Runs for cover, and hides*

They are Legion!

[Guts/Batman]

I like chuck steak for some reason. But tenderloin is good too.

Chuck steak is good. I'll eat most any kind of steak but I prefer NY Strip, Sirloin, Ribeye, and T-Bones.

[Guts/Batman]

They are Legion!

Emperor Guts: FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Eternal Torment]

Chuck steak is good. I'll eat most any kind of steak but I prefer NY Strip, Sirloin, Ribeye, and T-Bones.

In general, I have extremely bad taste. Life is tough with a bad sense of taste.

[Eternal Torment]

Emperor Guts: FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

Banhammers vs the Khazan Empire. The fight you thought you would never see.

[Guts/Batman]

In general, I have extremely bad taste. Life is tough with a bad sense of taste.

My being unable to get more than gas and comics has led me to cut meat out of my diet for the time being in general. I still won't buy the generic brands of stuff...

[Guts/Batman]

Banhammers vs the Khazan Empire. The fight you thought you would never see.

Actually, I knew this day was coming...

And I have just the plan for it.

[Caswin]

Dude. What happened to our... foruming space?

It used to be all yellowish. And now it's metallic. And cold. But not really. And BLUE.

I like it. What gives?

[Guts/Batman]

Mines still yellowish.

[Eternal Torment]

Dude. What happened to our... foruming space?

It used to be all yellowish. And now it's metallic. And cold. But not really. And BLUE.

I like it. What gives?

You changed the style.

[Devon C.]

Know what?

I found a piece of fanfiction that I actually enjoyed.

It's called "Day of the Barney". I bet you can't guess who it's about.

[Eternal Torment]

Why don't we play 6 degrees of *insert name*?

[Super Samurai]

Know what?

I found a piece of fanfiction that I actually enjoyed.

It's called "Day of the Barney". I bet you can't guess who it's about.

Purple dinosaurs and fanfics shouldn't mix.

[Eternal Torment]

Purple dinosaurs and fanfics shouldn't mix.

Bad things happen when they do. Very, very bad things.

[Tommy]

Heeeeelllllllllllooooooooo?

[The Dog]

Heeeeelllllllllllooooooooo?

Goooooooddddddddddbyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee.

















































:p

[Tommy]

See, no one ever wants to talk to me.

[The Dog]

See, no one ever wants to talk to me.

Awww. I'll talk to you.

...
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...
...
...

Soooo... What do you want to talk about?

[Stretch Dude]

Awww. I'll talk to you.

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...

Soooo... What do you want to talk about?

Talk to him about people never wanting to talk to him.

[Tommy]

Soooo... What do you want to talk about?
What is the deal with people who post their Faux modeling "Look at me I am so sexy and deep" pictures up on Myspace?

[The Dog]

What is the deal with people who post their Faux modeling "Look at me I am so sexy and deep" pictures up on Myspace?

Don't know. I don't do Myspace. Far too busy reading manga, playing video games, and posting on the forums. Cause I'm such a geek, I have NO. LIFE.

[Tommy]

Don't know. I don't do Myspace. Far too busy reading manga, playing video games, and posting on the forums. Cause I'm such a geek, I have NO. LIFE.
This is a friend of mine.


http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/130/509808907lyk8.jpg

I am trying to figure out how many jokes I can make about this. I think I have tapped out in the thirties.

[The Dog]

This is a friend of mine.


http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/130/509808907lyk8.jpg

I am trying to figure out how many jokes I can make about this. I think I have tapped out in the thirties.

The thirties? Damn. I would have been lucky to make it into the TEENS. And why does he look like he's in a black-and-white still for a gay porn movie?

[Tommy]

The thirties? Damn. I would have been lucky to make it into the TEENS. And why does he look like he's in a black-and-white still for a gay porn movie?
I have no clue. I asked him about it once, but all I got back was that it was supposed to be sexy. It has a companion picture in...

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/3639/509798804lnm3.jpg

I was like "Jesus, someone is trying too hard."

[The Dog]

I have no clue. I asked him about it once, but all I got back was that it was supposed to be sexy. It has a companion picture in...

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/3639/509798804lnm3.jpg

I was like "Jesus, someone is trying too hard."

You should tell him he should try sending his photos to gay porn companies. He could probably get a job with them if he did...


He IS gay, right?

[Guts/Batman]

Purple dinosaurs and fanfics shouldn't mix.

You clearly haven't heard the clip of Barney taking a dump. It's pretty nasty and funny at the same time. Barney was holding it pretty long. Damn kids.

[Guts/Batman]

Why don't we play 6 degrees of *insert name*?

Don't we play that everyday?

[Eternal Torment]

Don't we play that everyday?

There's 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon....But let's try 6 degrees of *insert poster*!

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Umm, has anyone else noticed a change?



What's with the new "Multi-Quote" button?

[Guts/Batman]

Dunno...

Just played some Smackdown! vs. Raw. Undertaker (me) vs. JBL for the WWE title...

Yea, it's rigged. It has to be. After 3 Tombstone Piledrivers, and 4 Last Ride's he was still moving....

[hitokiri_]

i finally uravelled the mystery behind gut's megapostings.

he has 15 chimps in his basement typing all his posts.

those are smart chimps guts, where'd you get them?

[Super Samurai]

Umm, has anyone else noticed a change?



What's with the new "Multi-Quote" button?

Dunno...

Just played some Smackdown! vs. Raw. Undertaker (me) vs. JBL for the WWE title...

Yea, it's rigged. It has to be. After 3 Tombstone Piledrivers, and 4 Last Ride's he was still moving....

i finally uravelled the mystery behind gut's megapostings.

he has 15 chimps in his basement typing all his posts.

those are smart chimps guts, where'd you get them?

Heh, I think I'll like multiquoting.

Also I think Guts uses apes, not chimps Hito.

[Guts/Batman]

i finally uravelled the mystery behind gut's megapostings.

he has 15 chimps in his basement typing all his posts.

those are smart chimps guts, where'd you get them?

Only 15 chimps?

Pssh...I have 1000 supersmart chimps. But they don't type for me, that's all me. The supersmart chimps do other things.

[Guts/Batman]

Also I think Guts uses apes, not chimps Hito.

I also own apes, too, but those are warriors. Using them to type would be insulting to them.

[hitokiri_]

I also own apes, too, but those are warriors. Using them to type would be insulting to them.

your warriors are pansies compared to the chicago bears. :D

Heh, I think I'll like multiquoting.


same here.

Umm, has anyone else noticed a change?



What's with the new "Multi-Quote" button?

oh yeah. how do you use that? :D

[Guts/Batman]

your warriors are pansies compared to the chicago bears. :D

Now if the Bears could get a decent quarterback they would win more than one playoff game this season...

[Gordon Smith]

Umm, has anyone else noticed a change?



What's with the new "Multi-Quote" button?

Well, I never really liked quoting multiple people in one post myself-I think it's more courteous and less distracting to give each person you respond to his or her own customized post-, but apparently a lot of vBulletin customers were requesting this feature, so it was included in the new upgrade.

[Gordon Smith]

And on another note, I just got my new Motorola Razr v3 up and running. This is one cool cell-phone!

[Guts/Batman]

Well, I never really liked quoting multiple people in one post myself-I think it's more courteous and less distracting to give each person you respond to his or her own customized post-,

I feel the same way. Hence, why I probably won't use the function most.

[Eternal Torment]

"That's it, Moto, you're ****ing dead!"

[Guts/Batman]

"Yug, you can't leave your beaver out in the open."

[Eternal Torment]

"Yug, you can't leave your beaver out in the open."


"I wasn't going to say that. In America."

[Guts/Batman]

Brainssssss...Brainssssss

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Only 15 chimps?

Pssh...I have 1000 supersmart chimps. But they don't type for me, that's all me. The supersmart chimps do other things.

Known fact too that Chimps are also smarter than Johnny Bravo. :D But we still like seeing him being beat up every attempt he tries hitting on women.

[Eternal Torment]

Brainssssss...Brainssssss

"He has the voice of a zombie angel."

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Well, I never really liked quoting multiple people in one post myself-I think it's more courteous and less distracting to give each person you respond to his or her own customized post-, but apparently a lot of vBulletin customers were requesting this feature, so it was included in the new upgrade.



Thanks for the answer, GS.:)

[hitokiri_]

And on another note, I just got my new Motorola Razr v3 up and running. This is one cool cell-phone!

id be getting one of those sooner than expected. :D

[Spidey-kid1]

id be getting one of those sooner than expected. :D

I got one. Its a kick ass phone!

[Eternal Torment]

I got one. Its a kick ass phone!

I didn't buy any cell phones after reading Cell. Paranoia sets in easy.

[Stretch Dude]

Brainssssss...Brainssssss

*draws sword*

Hello. My name is Hiro Nakamura. You killed my girlfriend. Prepare to die.

(I swear to God, if he doesn't say something like that at some point, I will destroy the world.)

[The MunchKING]

Well, I never really liked quoting multiple people in one post myself-I think it's more courteous and less distracting to give each person you respond to his or her own customized post-, but apparently a lot of vBulletin customers were requesting this feature, so it was included in the new upgrade.


Funny. Everyone used to yell at me when I gave everyone their own reply.

[Super Samurai]

Funny. Everyone used to yell at me when I gave everyone their own reply.

We're crazy, so we don't know what we want.

[Devon C.]

Now if the Bears could get a decent quarterback they would win more than one playoff game this season...
Hey, at least its not Kyle. Wrecks just started to falter.

What's with the name Orton? Does having the name the name Orton just make you straight garbage?

Bob Orton, Randy Orton, Kyle Orton. I see a pattern.

[Super Samurai]

I wish the Giants or the Knicks were doing well, but they're not. Well I guess I'll have to start rooting for the Jets.

[Devon C.]

But while you all are cooking with gas, I'm stuck here with the Adventures of Wallace and Gordon: A Close Score.

[Chrosis]

I've been watching Higurashi on YouTube.

...

What. The. Fuck.

Good story lines and plot, but disturbing as hell.

[Guts/Batman]

*draws sword*

Hello. My name is Hiro Nakamura. You killed my girlfriend. Prepare to die.

(I swear to God, if he doesn't say something like that at some point, I will destroy the world.)

Heh. Yea, he has to at some point...

[Guts/Batman]

Hey, at least its not Kyle. Wrecks just started to falter.

True, but I'm skeptical that he can pick it up to the level that he needs to...

[Eternal Torment]

This morning, I woke up hammered.

[Guts/Batman]

Today I awoke awake.

[Guts/Batman]

Closing in on 24,000...

2 more posts...

[Eternal Torment]

Closing in on 24,000...

2 more posts...

Congrats! You beat a lot of people out!

[Guts/Batman]

*Pre-preps for a minor party. Puts away door prizes and such.*

The big party will come next time, at 25,000.

[hitokiri_]

hooray for the 24k!!!

*beats guts with a mallet while wearing a mullet*

[Eternal Torment]

hooray for the 24k!!!

*beats guts off while wearing a mullet*

Perversion ray!

[Stretch Dude]

Perversion gay!

Nya ha ha ha!

[Guts/Batman]

You're evil, Stretch...

[hitokiri_]

Perversion ray!

*dodges and does the macarena*

[Eternal Torment]

*fap fap fap fap*

Ha! Ha! Ha!

[Stretch Dude]

*dodges and does the macaroon*

Nutophile!

[Stretch Dude]

You're evil, Stretch...

Yeah, I know. Ain't life grand? :evilsmile

[Guts/Batman]

Yugifiler destructor genie!

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, I know. Ain't life grand? :evilsmile

Always. It wouldn't be the same without you.

[hitokiri_]

Nutophile!


*sings whip it by devo*

dance fools! dance!

[Stretch Dude]

Buttsecks! Buttsecks! Buttsecks!

Boy, he really wants it, doesn't he?

[Stretch Dude]

Always. It wouldn't be the same without you.

*wails "With Or Without You" unnecessarily loudly and off-key*

[Guts/Batman]

*wails "With Or Without You" unnecessarily loudly and off-key*


*Sings the Incredible Hulk song (http://youtube.com/watch?v=oPXyxd25uqU)*

[Stretch Dude]

*Sings the Incredible Hulk song (http://youtube.com/watch?v=oPXyxd25uqU)*

*sings "You Don't Love Me Anymore"*

[Eternal Torment]

I really want it, don't I?

Yes. Yes you do.

[Stretch Dude]

Yes. Yes I do. Up the butt.

Down, boy!

[Guts/Batman]

*Tries to relax back on the couch*

[Eternal Torment]

Oh boy! I get to bend down!

Easy there, eager McBeaver.

[Super Samurai]

*Tries to relax back on the couch*

*Tries to relax back on the sofa*

:D

[Eternal Torment]

*Tries to relax back on the sofa*

:D

*shoots the couch and sofa with a beam of ultimate comfort* It's so comfortable, that once you sit on it you'll never get off of it again.

[Super Samurai]

*shoots the couch and sofa with a beam of ultimate comfort* It's so comfortable, that once you sit on it you'll never get off of it again.

Eh, nothing new. I've always been sitting here. But it is more comfy.

[Guts/Batman]

Yea, it's a big comfy couch.

*10,000 points for the person who gets the reference*

[Stretch Dude]

I want it rough, eager McBeaver.

You got issues, don'tcha? :rolleyes:

[Super Samurai]

Yea, it's a big comfy couch.

*10,000 points for the person who gets the reference*

I always wondered how do clowns breathe? It's not like they have nostrils.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Its probably by sucking out peoples' souls with that big, red nose of theirs, not to insult Rudolph or anything.

[Super Samurai]

Its probably by sucking out peoples' souls with that big, red nose of theirs, not to insult Rudolph or anything.

Yeah poor fella, he always gets the flu every winter.

[Guts/Batman]

I always wondered how do clowns breathe? It's not like they have nostrils.

Yea, the clown didn't have any nostrilsa to my knowledge. Though, stranger things have happened. I mean, the clown was owned by a very loud and energetic woman who looked like a girl...

[Guts/Batman]

Its probably by sucking out peoples' souls with that big, red nose of theirs, not to insult Rudolph or anything.

At least his nose didn't glow like Rudolph. And the clown probably got to play in Reindeer Games.

[Eternal Torment]

Google toolbar is starting to annoy me. The damn thing reinstalls itself on my firefox every time I uninstall it.

[Guts/Batman]

Heh...

I don't use the Google Toolbar when I Google Image Search.

[Guts/Batman]

In other news, I have found 9 new baseball books that I want.