Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

I would not have said otherwise if I did not intend on using the phrase.

How dictionarian of you.

[Stretch Dude]

Rampantly is the word of the day!

*screams wildly, along with his furniture*

[Anthony Johanson]

"Slow and Steady" only applies to eating contests. Posting is more like sex: The faster the better! You just have to watch out for friction burns. Them things hurt like bitches.

In which case, you are posting so fast that you should be starting to burn up.

*sniffs air*

So that's what it was.

[Guts/Batman]

"Slow and Steady" only applies to eating contests. Posting is more like sex: The faster the better! You just have to watch out for friction burns. Them things hurt like bitches.

And avoid the 30 second posting limit.

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm not sure Stretch will pass out one of these days. He seems to be my nemisis...

Everyone needs a nemesis. Makes things more exciting.

[Guts/Batman]

In which case, you are posting so fast that you should be starting to burn up.

*sniffs air*

So that's what it was.

I thought it was burnt rubber...

[Anthony Johanson]

How dictionarian of you.

Doesn't seem too out of the ordinary for one such as myself.

[Stretch Dude]

The old expression works here: anything is possible. Hell, you have your own toon dimension with Ladies who's breasts defy the laws of everything. Sure, we can chalk it all up to toon force, but you get my point.

I imagine that when Downtown finally works up that kind of nerve, it'll be like that story Christopher Titus tells of the time he challenged his dad to a fistfight.

[Anthony Johanson]

And avoid the 30 second posting limit.

Speaking of which, I have yet to encounter the 30 second limit here on good ol' Khazan.

[Stretch Dude]

In which case, you are posting so fast that you should be starting to burn up.

*sniffs air*

So that's what it was.

Nothing I enjoy more than the smell of burning hair! :D

[Guts/Batman]

*screams wildly, along with his furniture*

*Runs around crazy like so quickly, time distorts*

[Stretch Dude]

And avoid the 30 second posting limit.

Yes...the limit is the one thing we all fear. The only thing that kept the mighty and fearsome TMI in check. Its power is without end.

[Anthony Johanson]

I thought it was burnt rubber...

Well, Stretch does use his powers in wacky ways. I have a feeling this comes from a fetish of some kind.

[Guts/Batman]

Speaking of which, I have yet to encounter the 30 second limit here on good ol' Khazan.

Heh...

I ran into the 30 second searching limit a few times recently, but haven't run into this recently either.

[Anthony Johanson]

I imagine that when Downtown finally works up that kind of nerve, it'll be like that story Christopher Titus tells of the time he challenged his dad to a fistfight.

9 out of 10 times that may be, but there is always that 1 out of 10 chance.

[Stretch Dude]

Everyone needs a nemesis. Makes things more exciting.

Yeah! Sherlock Holmes had Moriarty, Maggie has Gerald, the Baby With One Eyebrow...

[Stretch Dude]

I thought it was burnt rubber...

That in addition as well!

[Stretch Dude]

Speaking of which, I have yet to encounter the 30 second limit here on good ol' Khazan.

One day you'll get yours, dammit!

[Anthony Johanson]

*Runs around crazy like so quickly, time distorts*

Father Time: Dammit, stop distortin' time. People these days, why I remember the days that I had to ride on T-Rexes from one spot to another. No respect nowadays...

[Stretch Dude]

*Runs around crazy like so quickly, time distorts*

*speaks in a slowfast vocal distortion*

[Anthony Johanson]

Nothing I enjoy more than the smell of burning hair! :D

The type of hair in question is left up to the imagination.

[Stretch Dude]

Well, Stretch does use his powers in wacky ways. I have a feeling this comes from a fetish of some kind.

Not one of mine. My fetishes are mostly about things growing and expanding and such.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah! Sherlock Holmes had Moriarty, Maggie has Gerald, the Baby With One Eyebrow...

and now Guts has Stretch. Let the rivalry commence.

[Guts/Batman]

Yes...the limit is the one thing we all fear. The only thing that kept the mighty and fearsome TMI in check. Its power is without end.

That and the character limit. Such fearsome things only exist in Downtown...

[Stretch Dude]

Heh...

I ran into the 30 second searching limit a few times recently, but haven't run into this recently either.

Likely due to the lengthitude of our talkingness.

[Anthony Johanson]

One day you'll get yours, dammit!

In which case, I'm still waiting.

[Stretch Dude]

9 out of 10 times that may be, but there is always that 1 out of 10 chance.

An unlikelihood is still likely, this is true.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, Stretch does use his powers in wacky ways. I have a feeling this comes from a fetish of some kind.

It's just wierd enough to be...

[Anthony Johanson]

Not one of mine. My fetishes are mostly about things growing and expanding and such.

ah, probably one of the other toons them.

[Stretch Dude]

The type of hair in question is left up to the imagination.

Especially with me. I think I'm part Wookiee.

[Stretch Dude]

and now Guts has Stretch. Let the rivalry commence.

Commencing!

*kidnaps Guts's girlfriend*

[Anthony Johanson]

An unlikelihood is still likely, this is true.

Exactly, so you may want to show a bit of respect, lest you awaken the inner SO that young Khazan has.

[Stretch Dude]

That and the character limit. Such fearsome things only exist in Downtown...

It is indeed a pit of terrors.

[Anthony Johanson]

Especially with me. I think I'm part Wookiee.

That seems likely, judging from the million or so other parts you have.

[Stretch Dude]

ah, probably one of the other toons them.

Yeah, like that guy! That flies that plane!

600

[Anthony Johanson]

Commencing!

*kidnaps Guts's girlfriend*

*sigh* Does this mean I have to take the role of Toad now?

[Guts/Batman]

*speaks in a slowfast vocal distortion*

*Speaks in Ultimate Warrior's language*

[Stretch Dude]

Exactly, so you may want to show a bit of respect, lest you awaken the inner SO that young Khazan has.

Should that occur, I shall awaken the True SO and let him teach this whippersnapper a lesson!

[Stretch Dude]

That seems likely, judging from the million or so other parts you have.

I do indeed have many a part.

[Stretch Dude]

*sigh* Does this mean I have to take the role of Toad now?

Depends. How good is your Peter Lorre impression?

[Guts/Batman]

Likely due to the lengthitude of our talkingness.

The talkingness is obviously of high quality.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yeah, like that guy! That flies that plane!

600

Ah dammit, not him again. I thought we set up the Toon Orgynation so nobody would have to see that in public.

[Stretch Dude]

The talkingness is obviously of high quality.

Indeeditudinal!

[Stretch Dude]

Ah dammit, not him again. I thought we set up the Toon Orgynation so nobody would have to see that in public.

Alas, it is because of that he is so slippery.

[Anthony Johanson]

*Speaks in Ultimate Warrior's language*

*speaks in Great Khali's Promo speak*

[Stretch Dude]

*speaks in Great Khali's Promo speak*

*speaks like Speak*

[Anthony Johanson]

I do indeed have many a part.

I assumed, however, you may want to elaborate, just in case I happen to bring out an anti-something that accidentally damages you.

[Guts/Batman]

Father Time: Dammit, stop distortin' time. People these days, why I remember the days that I had to ride on T-Rexes from one spot to another. No respect nowadays...

Guts: Sorry Father Time...I was getting lost in the moment.

[Stretch Dude]

I assumed, however, you may want to elaborate, just in case I happen to bring out an anti-something that accidentally damages you.

Pfagh! I care not for potential damage!

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I kick ass.

[Guts/Batman]

*speaks in Great Khali's Promo speak*

I think I have only heard this once or twice. I don't remember it well...

[Stretch Dude]

Guts: Sorry Father Time...I was getting lost in the moment.

FT: Too late! You must pay! *hands Guts an egg-shaped infant* Big Fat Baby needs a change!

[Anthony Johanson]

Depends. How good is your Peter Lorre impression?

I'd say I do a pretty good job.

[Stretch Dude]

I think I have only heard this once or twice. I don't remember it well...

It's sad and it's sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man's clothes.

[Anthony Johanson]

Alas, it is because of that he is so slippery.

In more ways then one *gets the de-contamination units*.

[Stretch Dude]

I'd say I do a pretty good job.

Then you shall indeed be Toad.

Damn...if Peter were still around, we'd have a perfect Wolverine!

[Stretch Dude]

In more ways then one *gets the de-contamination units*.

*gets the napalm hose*

[Guts/Batman]

FT: Too late! You must pay! *hands Guts an egg-shaped infant* Big Fat Baby needs a change!

*Using his new rivalry powers, I dump the baby off on Stretch and his girlfriend*

[Anthony Johanson]

I think I have only heard this once or twice. I don't remember it well...

He speaks in tongues that would make the Ultimate Warrior seem like Ric Flair in terms of promo quality.

[Guts/Batman]

*gets the napalm hose*

Using the napalm again? Don't we have something we we haven't used recently?

[Stretch Dude]

*Using his new rivalry powers, I dump the baby off on Stretch and his girlfriend*

*uses his own rivalry powers and fuses the baby to Guts's head*

[Anthony Johanson]

Then you shall indeed be Toad.

Damn...if Peter were still around, we'd have a perfect Wolverine!

I fear for my survival.

[Stretch Dude]

Using the napalm again? Don't we have something we we haven't used recently?

Hm...how about the neutronium atomizer? It sounds cool, and it blows stuff up real good!

[Stretch Dude]

I fear for my survival.

Indeed you should!

[Anthony Johanson]

Pfagh! I care not for potential damage!

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I kick ass.

Huzzah slightly immoral knight, now go and kick ass.

[Anthony Johanson]

*gets the napalm hose*

Sorry 600, you brought this on yourself.

[Guts/Batman]

*uses his own rivalry powers and fuses the baby to Guts's head*

Seeing how as I knew you would do that I pre-planned ahead that and made sure you had to change the diaper before you did that. *Gives the baby back to Father Time*

[Stretch Dude]

Huzzah slightly immoral knight, now go and kick ass.

Indeed I shall! *teams up with Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, and sets off to kick and beat ass*

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed you should!

I second this notion.

[Stretch Dude]

Sorry 600, you brought this on yourself.

Yes. Yes he did.

[Anthony Johanson]

Indeed you should!

Of course, then I realized that I could fight well, and I slowly ignored my fear.

[Stretch Dude]

Seeing how as I knew you would do that I pre-planned ahead that and made sure you had to change the diaper before you did that. *Gives the baby back to Father Time*

Damn your mind tricks!

[Guts/Batman]

Hm...how about the neutronium atomizer? It sounds cool, and it blows stuff up real good!

Sounds good to me...

[Anthony Johanson]

Indeed I shall! *teams up with Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, and sets off to kick and beat ass*

*looks on* I laugh at all the asses that shall be smote.

[Stretch Dude]

I second this notion.

I third it!

[Stretch Dude]

Of course, then I realized that I could fight well, and I slowly ignored my fear.

You jump around! Jump!

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes. Yes he did.

Now, if it's alright with you, I will get him back to Orgyland.

[Stretch Dude]

Sounds good to me...

Wheee! *blows stuff up real good*

[Stretch Dude]

*looks on* I laugh at all the asses that shall be smote.

As shall I! Only I shall laugh the harder, for I am the one delivering the ass-smitings to the asses!

[Anthony Johanson]

You jump around! Jump!

*jumsp around*

Are you not entertained?

[Stretch Dude]

Now, if it's alright with you, I will get him back to Orgyland.

Back with him, then!

[Guts/Batman]

Damn your mind tricks!

I only use them every now and then...

Besides, Mother Time wanted her kid back.

[Anthony Johanson]

I third it!

I negative it!

[Stretch Dude]

*jumsp around*

Are you not entertained?

Ha har! Pleased am I by your amusing antics!

Now go play in the airlock.

[Guts/Batman]

I third it!

I fourth it!

[Stretch Dude]

I only use them every now and then...

Besides, Mother Time wanted her kid back.

Damn your sensitivity to the motherly!

[Anthony Johanson]

As shall I! Only I shall laugh the harder, for I am the one delivering the ass-smitings to the asses!

He who laughs last laughs best, and that shall be me, for I will laugh at how much of an ass you are making yourself as you smite the supposedly unworthy asses to be smote.

[Stretch Dude]

I negative it!

I denegativate it!

[Anthony Johanson]

Ha har! Pleased am I by your amusing antics!

Now go play in the airlock.

I am not your puppet.

[Stretch Dude]

I fourth it!

I fifth it!

[Guts/Batman]

It's sad and it's sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man's clothes.

Sweet and Sour is always a good flavor...

[Anthony Johanson]

I denegativate it!

I infinity negative it!

[Stretch Dude]

He who laughs last laughs best, and that shall be me, for I will laugh at how much of an ass you are making yourself as you smite the supposedly unworthy asses to be smote.

Ah, but he who is the laughing of laughing last shall not see my ass-smiting delivering unto none other than his own smotable ass, thus leading to MY laughing best!

[Guts/Batman]

I fifth it!

I sixth it to ad infinitum!

[Anthony Johanson]

Sweet and Sour is always a good flavor...

Indeed it is. I now have a craving for it, damn you.

[Stretch Dude]

I am not your puppet.

Yes you are.

*turns Anthony into a marionette, and dances him off to the airlock*

[Stretch Dude]

I infinity negative it!

I octuple-infinity denegativate it!

[Guts/Batman]

I infinity negative it!

I infinitly positively positivilitly it!

[Stretch Dude]

I sixth it to ad infinitum!

I seventh it to ad nauseum!

[Anthony Johanson]

Ah, but he who is the laughing of laughing last shall not see my ass-smiting delivering unto none other than his own smotable ass, thus leading to MY laughing best!

Au contraire, as I have no ass that is judgemented upon of being smote, therefore leading to another smoting of the worng ass, and making an even bigger ass of yourself for hitting a comerade, therefore leaving your ass with nothing but ridicule, and I will laugh!

[Stretch Dude]

Au contraire, as I have no ass that is judgemented upon of being smote, therefore leading to another smoting of the worng ass, and making an even bigger ass of yourself for hitting a comerade, therefore leaving your ass with nothing but ridicule, and I will laugh!

No ass? What are you, Peter?

[Guts/Batman]

Damn your sensitivity to the motherly!

You should be thanking me, she was going to bitchslap the Hell out of us if I didn't...

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes you are.

*turns Anthony into a marionette, and dances him off to the airlock*

*warps back into a human, or rather, what is left of beign a human, and does not dance in the air lock*

Warping, it is amusing.

[Anthony Johanson]

I infinitly positively positivilitly it!

I no sell it!

[Anthony Johanson]

You should be thanking me, she was going to bitchslap the Hell out of us if I didn't...

and I would have laughed. Damn you for taking away my amusement.

[Guts/Batman]

No ass? What are you, Peter?

Peter still hasn't found his ass?

[Stretch Dude]

You should be thanking me, she was going to bitchslap the Hell out of us if I didn't...

Good point. Time's a bitch.

[Anthony Johanson]

No ass? What are you, Peter?

Hmm...on further observation, it is debatable.

[Stretch Dude]

*warps back into a human, or rather, what is left of beign a human, and does not dance in the air lock*

Warping, it is amusing.

Indeed.

*warps reality so that Anthony cannot warp reality*

[Guts/Batman]

and I would have laughed. Damn you for taking away my amusement.

*Runs around, distorting time again* That better?

[Stretch Dude]

Peter still hasn't found his ass?

Not to my knowledge.

[Guts/Batman]

I no sell it!

Damn you and your no selling-ness!

[Stretch Dude]

Hmm...on further observation, it is debatable.

Very well, then! *smites Anthony's ass*

[Guts/Batman]

Not to my knowledge.

Poor, poor Stretch...

Nooooooooooo...30 second limit!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Poor, poor Stretch...

Nooooooooooo...30 second limit!!!

Yes, my knowledge of Peter's ass is sadly lacking.

[Guts/Batman]

Very well, then! *smites Anthony's ass*

This is a first. I didn't think I would see the day that Stretch smited an ass...

[Guts/Batman]

Yes, my knowledge of Peter's ass is sadly lacking.

Lackery is not good...

[Anthony Johanson]

Damn you and your no selling-ness!

I learned from Hogan, Taker, among others.

[Anthony Johanson]

Indeed.

*warps reality so that Anthony cannot warp reality*

Already build defenses against that a loooong time ago, when I was at war with Khazan.

[Anthony Johanson]

*Runs around, distorting time again* That better?

Well, if you can deal with a pissed off Father Time, yes.

[Guts/Batman]

I learned from Hogan, Taker, among others.

It was mostly Sid, I think...

[Anthony Johanson]

Very well, then! *smites Anthony's ass*

*sigh* That's the seventh time this week *repairs ass*

[Anthony Johanson]

It was mostly Sid, I think...

I assume you are referring to Sid no-selling Hogan's Legdrop of Doom?

Though yes, Sid was a no-seller.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, if you can deal with a pissed off Father Time, yes.

Nah. I made a deal with him. He wants to stick to his wife. It's only the mother we have to deal with.

[Guts/Batman]

I assume you are referring to Sid no-selling Hogan's Legdrop of Doom?

Though yes, Sid was a no-seller.

Yea, that's what I was I referring too. Hogan is the king. Undertaker, and Cena are close followers.

[Guts/Batman]

*sigh* That's the seventh time this week *repairs ass*

You should feel lucky. I have had to repair my ass 20 times this week.

[Anthony Johanson]

Nah. I made a deal with him. He wants to stick to his wife. It's only the mother we have to deal with.

In which case, good luck *watches from afar*

[Guts/Batman]

I seventh it to ad nauseum!

Noooooooooooooo...Not ad naseum!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea, that's what I was I referring too. Hogan is the king. Undertaker, and Cena are close followers.

Well, 'Takers situation is understandable. When you are a guy built around your insane durability, you have to no sell for the most part. Hogan and Cena, and their "Heroric Babyface Comeback", on the other hand, can sometimes get annoying.

[Guts/Batman]

In which case, good luck *watches from afar*

That will only get you so far. The mother is still angry at you. She heard you earlier.

[Anthony Johanson]

That will only get you so far. The mother is still angry at you. She heard you earlier.

...oh dammit, you all suck.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, 'Takers situation is understandable. When you are a guy built around your insane durability, you have to no sell for the most part. Hogan and Cena, and their "Heroric Babyface Comeback", on the other hand, can sometimes get annoying.

True. Especially in his early career, Undertaker was that. Most of Hogan's matches are predictable. Cena's are less predictable than Hogan's, but not much.

[Guts/Batman]

...oh dammit, you all suck.

And here I was content to just let her have her baby back. Now we're all fucked.

[Guts/Batman]

Whoa, Stretch is 8 behind ET...

[Anthony Johanson]

True. Especially in his early career, Undertaker was that. Most of Hogan's matches are predictable. Cena's are less predictable than Hogan's, but not much.

Yeah, as evidenced by his "American Badass" days, 'Taker can sell when needed to. However, sometimes I do get nostalgic for the whole Hogan matches, however predictable they are. Cena, on the other hand, is a whole 'nother story.

[Anthony Johanson]

And here I was content to just let her have her baby back. Now we're all fucked.

Hmm...I may have a way to get out of this jam

*gets the emotions manipulator, sets in on benevolent*

Now she no longer wants to hurt us.

[Anthony Johanson]

Whoa, Stretch is 8 behind ET...

Well, the guy posts like mad, so it's not surprising. Although he was 200 or so posts back, it was still inevitable.

[Stretch Dude]

Whoa, Stretch is 8 behind ET...

I am?

...Spitshine my potato salad, I am!

[Stretch Dude]

Well, the guy posts like mad, so it's not surprising. Although he was 200 or so posts back, it was still inevitable.

Such is my power as a TMI veteran.

[Super Samurai]

I think everybody here posts like mad, cept for me of course. There's still a little part of me thats sane enough to not become addicted.

[Stretch Dude]

I think everybody here posts like mad, cept for me of course. There's still a little part of me thats sane enough to not become addicted.

That's cuz you're a freak. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

I think everybody here posts like mad, cept for me of course. There's still a little part of me thats sane enough to not become addicted.

It's not an addiction so much as it is a joy in random conversation.

[Stretch Dude]

It's not an addiction so much as it is a joy in random conversation.

Randomosity is our pizza and marmalade.

[Stretch Dude]

Whoo! Only four posts until I rule the thread!

[Stretch Dude]

So close...must find ways to yammer...

[Stretch Dude]

So how about that...air, huh? Can't get enough of that oxygen...

[The Dog]

Guitar Hero and Guitar Hero II are the most addictive games ever. Also, Trogdor is the greatest metal song about a Dragon named Trogdor ever!

[Anthony Johanson]

So how about that...air, huh? Can't get enough of that oxygen...

Goes great with toast.

[Stretch Dude]

Guitar Hero and Guitar Hero II are the most addictive games ever. Also, Trogdor is the greatest metal song about a Dragon named Trogdor ever!

You're just realizing this now? :D

[Stretch Dude]

Goes great with toast.

It goes even better with becoming the #1 poster on the thread.

[The Dog]

You're just realizing this now? :D

No, I'm just playing the game, and more importantly, Trogdor. It's even better when your guitarist is the fat guy wearing kiss makeup in his Gargoyle getup.

Just seems... natural.

[Stretch Dude]

No, I'm just playing the game, and more importantly, Trogdor. It's even better when your guitarist is the fat guy wearing kiss makeup in his Gargoyle getup.

Just seems... natural.

It sounds so, yes.

[Anthony Johanson]

It goes even better with becoming the #1 poster on the thread.

I guess that is a hearty benefit.

[Stretch Dude]

I guess that is a hearty benefit.

Hearty like breakfast!

[Super Samurai]

Hearty like breakfast!

Or the greatest meal of all, Brunch.

[Guts/Batman]

This thread...jumped. Within a hundred now. What happened to make it explode so?

Oh...us. I didn't realize how much we posted last night.

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, as evidenced by his "American Badass" days, 'Taker can sell when needed to. However, sometimes I do get nostalgic for the whole Hogan matches, however predictable they are. Cena, on the other hand, is a whole 'nother story.

True. After Hogan hulks up you know the Legdrop of Doom is coming in five moves or so. I didn't mind the American Badass days for the Undertaker, but Old School is best.

[Guts/Batman]

Hmm...I may have a way to get out of this jam

*gets the emotions manipulator, sets in on benevolent*

Now she no longer wants to hurt us.

Thanks man. You pulled out of the jam. Let's hope no one puts the emotion manipluator on "bitch."

[Guts/Batman]

I am?

...Spitshine my potato salad, I am!

*Spitshines Stretch's potato salad*

Wait...was I suppose to do that or spitshine the mostacholi...?

[Guts/Batman]

Such is my power as a TMI veteran.

And your newly found rivalry powers!

[Guts/Batman]

That's cuz you're a freak. :D

And freakyness is always good for everybody. Except the Joker kind of Freakyness. Even then it has some benefits. It is quite entertaining when done right.

[Guts/Batman]

Whoo! Only four posts until I rule the thread!

Postathon!!!!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Or the greatest meal of all, Brunch.

It comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end!

[Stretch Dude]

This thread...jumped. Within a hundred now. What happened to make it explode so?

Oh...us. I didn't realize how much we posted last night.

Once more I must compare our efforts to the glory of TMI.

[Stretch Dude]

*Spitshines Stretch's potato salad*

Wait...was I suppose to do that or spitshine the mostacholi...?

I don't have one. I shave.

[Guts/Batman]

Randomosity is our pizza and marmalade.

Jam is better on that marmalade. Unless it is spicy hot pepperoni pizza, because then marmalade is necessary to cool down the mouth after the explosion of tastiness that results from biting into the thin crusted pizza topped with the perfectly blended tomato sauce and 10 different cheeses.

[Stretch Dude]

And your newly found rivalry powers!

Indeed! *ties Guts's girlfriend to a train track*

[Stretch Dude]

And freakyness is always good for everybody. Except the Joker kind of Freakyness. Even then it has some benefits. It is quite entertaining when done right.

"If we're all freaks and you're normal, you're the freak."

[Guts/Batman]

Once more I must compare our efforts to the glory of TMI.

And how it cannot be topped. I wish I woulda been there for Mucnhy posting for 18 straight hours.

[Stretch Dude]

Postathon!!!!!!

Dun-dun-DUNNN!!

[Guts/Batman]

"If we're all freaks and you're normal, you're the freak."

Definitely. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Jam is better on that marmalade. Unless it is spicy hot pepperoni pizza, because then marmalade is necessary to cool down the mouth after the explosion of tastiness that results from biting into the thin crusted pizza topped with the perfectly blended tomato sauce and 10 different cheeses.

Indeed. Pepperoni is the topping of the gods.

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed! *ties Guts's girlfriend to a train track*

*Ties Stretch's girlfriend to the bottom of the train so she hits my girlfriend and not the train*

[Stretch Dude]

And how it cannot be topped. I wish I woulda been there for Mucnhy posting for 18 straight hours.

For five days in a row. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Definitely. :D

Sandwiches.

[Guts/Batman]

I don't have one. I shave.

That makes me feel insignificant. I only shave every 2 weeks or so.

And...you needed to find a way to gab? What timing...:D

[Stretch Dude]

*Ties Stretch's girlfriend to the bottom of the train so she hits my girlfriend and not the train*

*replaces my girlfriend with a giant spiked brick*

[Stretch Dude]

That makes me feel insignificant. I only shave every 2 weeks or so.

And...you needed to find a way to gab? What timing...:D

Well, that was before I became King of the Thread, but this is a great way to ensure my reign once we hit 5000.

[Guts/Batman]

Dun-dun-DUNNN!!

*Puts on Enter Sandman*

Off to Never-NeverLand!

[Guts/Batman]

Sandwiches.

Mmmmm what kind?

[Stretch Dude]

*Puts on Enter Sandman*

Off to Never-NeverLand!

I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!

[Guts/Batman]

Only 54 to 600!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Mmmmm what kind?

Not sure. When I was a kid I dreamed about combining pepperoni pizza, Skittles, and salami into a single sandwich. Never got around to actually making it, though.

[Guts/Batman]

I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!

Not even Goldar?!?

It's like we're having three different conversations. I love it.

[Guts/Batman]

*replaces my girlfriend with a giant spiked brick*

*Rescues my woman from the train tracks in the nick of time* You bastard!

[Stretch Dude]

Only 54 to 600!!!

And only, what, 55 to 5000? :D

[Stretch Dude]

Not even Goldar?!?

It's like we're having three different conversations. I love it.

You can just ask him!

I know, it's awesome.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, that was before I became King of the Thread, but this is a great way to ensure my reign once we hit 5000.

Even though I was unable to compete with the crazy posting habits you have exhibited lately, this being one of the best comebacks I have seen in this thread's history, I can say that I was a help in it...

[Stretch Dude]

*Rescues my woman from the train tracks in the nick of time* You bastard!

*teleports the spiked brick into Guts's girlfriend's skull*

How kind of you to notice. :evilsmile

[Guts/Batman]

And only, what, 55 to 5000? :D

*Rubs my hands together in anticipation until they begin to smoke*

[Stretch Dude]

Even though I was unable to compete with the crazy posting habits you have exhibited lately, this being one of the best comebacks I have seen in this thread's history, I can say that I was a help in it...

And you shall not be forgotten in the future time, when I rule all, bestriding the Internet like a colossus.

[Stretch Dude]

*Rubs my hands together in anticipation until they begin to smoke*

*roasts marshmallows over Guts's hands*

[Guts/Batman]

Not sure. When I was a kid I dreamed about combining pepperoni pizza, Skittles, and salami into a single sandwich. Never got around to actually making it, though.

That sounds yummy and nummy and delicious. Can I have one too?

[Stretch Dude]

That sounds yummy and nummy and delicious. Can I have one too?

Sure, why not? *makes one and gives it to Guts*

[Guts/Batman]

And you shall not be forgotten in the future time, when I rule all, bestriding the Internet like a colossus.

I would never want to be forgotten. Even though I may only be able to get third I will try my hardest to get number 1 next time.

*My cat growls*

[Guts/Batman]

*roasts marshmallows over Guts's hands*

*Looks down* Arghhhhh! they're on fire! And you're using them as a campfire!

[Stretch Dude]

I would never want to be forgotten. Even though I may only be able to get third I will try my hardest to get number 1 next time.

*My cat growls*

*gravelly roar* NEXT TIIIIIIIME!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Looks down* Arghhhhh! they're on fire! And you're using them as a campfire!

Roasting flesh makes for the tastiest s'mores.

[Guts/Batman]

You can just ask him!

I know, it's awesome.

I'd rather ask Rito!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Roasting flesh makes for the tastiest s'mores.

I can't say I disagree, besides you are the King of the Thread. Who am I to tell you who you can turn into a bonfire?

[Stretch Dude]

I'd rather ask Rito!!!

Sometimes when we're alone I fantasize you're a midget!!

[Guts/Batman]

*gravelly roar* NEXT TIIIIIIIME!!!

I'll get you if it's the last thing that I ever, ever, ever do!

Go go Gadget rocket!

[Stretch Dude]

I can't say I disagree, besides you are the King of the Thread. Who am I to tell you who you can turn into a bonfire?

Indeed. *wills the fire to spread over Guts's entire body*

[Guts/Batman]

Sure, why not? *makes one and gives it to Guts*

*Takes a bite*

Interesting. The spicy pepperoni gives it some kick. The skittles make it have some hardness in it. Overall, pretty good.

[Stretch Dude]

I'll get you if it's the last thing that I ever, ever, ever do!

Go go Gadget rocket!

*Gadget rollerskates pop out instead*

[Guts/Batman]

Sometimes when we're alone I fantasize you're a midget!!

You do? That's so sweet.

*Kicks Stretch in the shin*

[Stretch Dude]

*Takes a bite*

Interesting. The spicy pepperoni gives it some kick. The skittles make it have some hardness in it. Overall, pretty good.

Splendeliciouserous!

[Guts/Batman]

Indeed. *wills the fire to spread over Guts's entire body*

The fire doesn't hurt that much surprisingly. Though I suppose it will get annoying later. *Roasts marshmellows over my own body and consumes them with ferocity*

[Stretch Dude]

You do? That's so sweet.

*Kicks Stretch in the shin*

I'm always thinking 'bout it!

[Stretch Dude]

The fire doesn't hurt that much surprisingly. Though I suppose it will get annoying later. *Roasts marshmellows over my own body and consumes them with ferocity*

The nerve damage makes them even yummier, doesn't it? :D

[Guts/Batman]

Splendeliciouserous!

Awesometastically stupenduousiliante!

[Guts/Batman]

The nerve damage makes them even yummier, doesn't it? :D

Makes them very yummy. Even though I can't taste them anymore. I think my taste buds are gone...

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

What about Supercalifragilisticexpalidocous?

[Stretch Dude]

Awesometastically stupenduousiliante!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocioustasticarianistic !

[Guts/Batman]

I'm always thinking 'bout it!

*Plays some music*

Always and forever!

[Stretch Dude]

Makes them very yummy. Even though I can't taste them anymore. I think my taste buds are gone...

How tragic! Nya ha ha!

[Guts/Batman]

What about Supercalifragilisticexpalidocous?

Too done already. It's already lost it's power.

Noooooooooooooooooo...30 second post limit strikes again!!!

[Stretch Dude]

What about Supercalifragilisticexpalidocous?

Beaten to and expanded!

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

Too done already. It's already lost it's power.

Noooooooooooooooooo...30 second post limit strikes again!!!

lol tragic isn't it. :D

[Stretch Dude]

*Plays some music*

Always and forever!

These things don't grow on trees!

[Guts/Batman]

How tragic! Nya ha ha!

I can feel the sympathy pouring from my screen oh King of Thread. I shalt not forget this insult you cur!

[Stretch Dude]

Too done already. It's already lost it's power.

Noooooooooooooooooo...30 second post limit strikes again!!!

Yess! Fear its powerfully powerful power!

[Stretch Dude]

lol tragic isn't it. :D

It is! Watch how I laugh at his tragedy!

[Guts/Batman]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocioustasticarianistic !

Supercircumsitictly Wordlinessiness!!!

[Guts/Batman]

These things don't grow on trees!

Yes they do!!! I saw one the other day!!!

[Stretch Dude]

I can feel the sympathy pouring from my screen oh King of Thread. I shalt not forget this insult you cur!

My empathy knows no bounds. Oh, but you shalt. *erases Guts's mind*

[Guts/Batman]

Yess! Fear its powerfully powerful power!

It shall pay one of these days.

Not again!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Supercircumsitictly Wordlinessiness!!!

Dictionariastically exponentialitous!

[Stretch Dude]

Yes they do!!! I saw one the other day!!!

Do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?!

[Stretch Dude]

It shall pay one of these days.

Not again!!!

Ha! You see? Mock it, and it strikes you about like Murphy and his accursed law!

[Guts/Batman]

My empathy knows no bounds. Oh, but you shalt. *erases Guts's mind*

Of course it doesn oh majesty. Whatever what I thinking? !*Erases Stretch's Girlfriend's mind as a side effect of your mindwiping*

[Guts/Batman]

Ha! You see? Mock it, and it strikes you about like Murphy and his accursed law!

Murphy shall not defeat me. Nor will he defeat me in the future. I shall win!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?!

Yes, yes you do oh King of Thread! You look very frostbitten!

[Stretch Dude]

Of course it doesn oh majesty. Whatever what I thinking? !*Erases Stretch's Girlfriend's mind as a side effect of your mindwiping*

I don't know, but it definitely wasn't grammar. :D Eh, no big loss. She was getting kinda bitchy, and I was gonna reformat her mind anyway. Thanks for saving me the trouble!

[Guts/Batman]

Dictionariastically exponentialitous!

Thesaurianistically advantagiousissily ambidexterous!!

[Stretch Dude]

Murphy shall not defeat me. Nor will he defeat me in the future. I shall win!!!

Silly fool! Know ye not the First Rule of the Cosmos? Proclaim thy win before thy chickens art hatched, and thou shalt be smited and the moment of thy triumph!

[Guts/Batman]

I don't know, but it definitely wasn't grammar. :D Eh, no big loss. She was getting kinda bitchy, and I was gonna reformat her mind anyway. Thanks for saving me the trouble!

Grammar sucks anyways. It needed to be taught a lesson in controlled humilation.Made to do your bidding again! Gah!

[Stretch Dude]

Yes, yes you do oh King of Thread! You look very frostbitten!

It's gonna make your computer screen freeze!

[Guts/Batman]

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Stopped thrice@!

[Stretch Dude]

Thesaurianistically advantagiousissily ambidexterous!!

Aphrodisiastically grammaritic!

[Guts/Batman]

It's gonna make your computer screen freeze!

Not that! I was downloading porn!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Grammar sucks anyways. It needed to be taught a lesson in controlled humilation.Made to do your bidding again! Gah!

Ah, this is true. Such are my nefariously circuitous ways.

[Guts/Batman]

Aphrodisiastically grammaritic!

Germanicistically heterogenensous!

[Stretch Dude]

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Stopped thrice@!

Bah upon you and you!

[Guts/Batman]

*Feels the Power of 5000 rush over me*

Woooooooooooooooooooo

[Stretch Dude]

Not that! I was downloading porn!!!

It'll e-mail your grandmother all of your porn!

[Guts/Batman]

Bah upon you and you!

Heh. I was in such a haste, the 30 second limit stopped me at 16 seconds, 12 seconds and 2 seconds...

[Stretch Dude]

Germanicistically heterogenensous!

Italiatically homogenous!

[Guts/Batman]

It'll e-mail your grandmother all of your porn!

Anything but that!!! She would turn sickly!

[Stretch Dude]

*Feels the Power of 5000 rush over me*

Woooooooooooooooooooo

In the next life, there shall be a reckoning!

[Stretch Dude]

Heh. I was in such a haste, the 30 second limit stopped me at 16 seconds, 12 seconds and 2 seconds...

A trihalt?! Ye gods, man!