Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Stretch Dude]

*Grumbles*

Heh heh heh...

[Anthony Johanson]

It's sad, really.

Indeed, we have to form a union or something about this.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes. Yes I am.

How did you get those powers in the first place?

[Anthony Johanson]

Another sad fact of life.

Keeps the memories, but get happy over this.

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed, we have to form a union or something about this.

The Toons' Hot Sex Local 930?

[Stretch Dude]

How did you get those powers in the first place?

A bizarre mishap involving a transdimensional gateway and a TV set.

[Stretch Dude]

Keeps the memories, but get happy over this.

Don't worry, be happy?

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes, you did. I shall recalculate.

And thanks to this flurry, I must search for it!

Unfortunately, I think I have lost ground over this.

[Anthony Johanson]

The Toons' Hot Sex Local 930?

Sure, give me a few moments to form that.

*warps into existance*

[Stretch Dude]

Unfortunately, I think I have lost ground over this.

Ha ha! Ground-loser!

[Stretch Dude]

Sure, give me a few moments to form that.

*warps into existance*

FOR GREAT HOT JUSTICE!

[Anthony Johanson]

A bizarre mishap involving a transdimensional gateway and a TV set.

Some people get all the luck

*piano falls from out of nowhere and hits me on the head*

Proving my point.

[Stretch Dude]

Some people get all the luck

*piano falls from out of nowhere and hits me on the head*

Proving my point.

It must be Monday where you are...

[Anthony Johanson]

Don't worry, be happy?

Pretty much.

[Guts/Batman]

Unfortunately, I think I have lost ground over this.

1561 = Stretch

1691 = Guts

Anthony = 2127

Nooooooooooo

[Anthony Johanson]

It must be Monday where you are...

Nope, still Saturday.

[Anthony Johanson]

1561 = Stretch

1691 = Guts

Anthony = 2127

Nooooooooooo

...woah, I thought I may have been in second or third by now.

[Guts/Batman]

Heh heh heh...

*Shakes my head, peering aimlessly at Stretch*

[Stretch Dude]

1561 = Stretch

1691 = Guts

Anthony = 2127

Nooooooooooo

Only 130? Ha ha!

[Guts/Batman]

...woah, I thought I may have been in second or third by now.

Nah. You're wayyyyyyyyyyy ahead of everybody else.

[Stretch Dude]

Nope, still Saturday.

Obviously, Monday bumped off Saturday and Sunday to get to you sooner. Mondays are known to do that.

[Anthony Johanson]

FOR GREAT HOT JUSTICE!

Now, how would we herd the toons into the area?

[Anthony Johanson]

Ha ha! Ground-loser!

Such is my life.

[Guts/Batman]

Only 130? Ha ha!

I misread. I thought it was only 30...

*Wipes brow* Always show you're never flustered.

Other Guts: I'm back!!!

[Stretch Dude]

*Shakes my head, peering aimlessly at Stretch*

Round the moons of Snibia, I chuckle at thee!

[Anthony Johanson]

Obviously, Monday bumped off Saturday and Sunday to get to you sooner. Mondays are known to do that.

*sighs* Monday's these days, they have no respect.

[Stretch Dude]

Now, how would we herd the toons into the area?

Paint some lines on the ground and make 'em follow 'em?

[Guts/Batman]

Obviously, Monday bumped off Saturday and Sunday to get to you sooner. Mondays are known to do that.

And that's why Mondays suck!

[Anthony Johanson]

Nah. You're wayyyyyyyyyyy ahead of everybody else.

In which case, time to defend my title *posts rampantly*

[Stretch Dude]

Such is my life.

Life is pain, pain is life, have some cake.

[Guts/Batman]

Round the moons of Snibia, I chuckle at thee!

Chuckle all ye want ye scallywag!

[Stretch Dude]

I misread. I thought it was only 30...

*Wipes brow* Always show you're never flustered.

Other Guts: I'm back!!!

Bah! Even your Otherself cannot stop me!

[Anthony Johanson]

Paint some lines on the ground and make 'em follow 'em?

I forgot how simple-minded they can be. But wouldn't that work only for the antagonists?

[Stretch Dude]

*sighs* Monday's these days, they have no respect.

An evil day it is.

[Guts/Batman]

In which case, time to defend my title *posts rampantly*

*Does the Speed Racer laugh* Ha hah! The 30 second between post rule will have at thee!

[Anthony Johanson]

Life is pain, pain is life, have some cake.

I do so love the cake.

[Stretch Dude]

Chuckle all ye want ye scallywag!

Through the Corpian Clouds I chuckle more at thee!

[Anthony Johanson]

*Does the Speed Racer laugh* Ha hah! The 30 second between post rule will have at thee!

Really, I haven't ran into the 30 second rule yet.

[Guts/Batman]

Bah! Even your Otherself cannot stop me!

Other Guts: You dare mock me! I am the ruler of universes. I am the sacked of peaceful cities! I am the...Lord of All that is evil and horny!

[Stretch Dude]

*Does the Speed Racer laugh* Ha hah! The 30 second between post rule will have at thee!

Oh, hello, turtle! Fancy meeting you here!

[Anthony Johanson]

I misread. I thought it was only 30...

*Wipes brow* Always show you're never flustered.

Other Guts: I'm back!!!

Do I have to banish him again?

[Stretch Dude]

I do so love the cake.

The cake is poison.

But the poison is also cake...

[Stretch Dude]

Really, I haven't ran into the 30 second rule yet.

Oh, you will. It is truly powerful, the only thing that kept TMI from completely devouring the Internet.

[Anthony Johanson]

Other Guts: You dare mock me! I am the ruler of universes. I am the sacked of peaceful cities! I am the...Lord of All that is evil and horny!

I think Stretch may have the title for "Lord of Horny"

[Stretch Dude]

Other Guts: You dare mock me! I am the ruler of universes. I am the sacked of peaceful cities! I am the...Lord of All that is evil and horny!

Ooh, never heard that before. Go trim the hedges of many small villages.

[Guts/Batman]

Really, I haven't ran into the 30 second rule yet.

Damn...

Will nothing stop him?

[Stretch Dude]

I think Stretch may have the title for "Lord of Horny"

Hornlord I am!

[Anthony Johanson]

An evil day it is.

I propose getting rid of it.

[Stretch Dude]

Damn...

Will nothing stop him?

Perhaps the cake that is poison that is cake?

[Guts/Batman]

I think Stretch may have the title for "Lord of Horny"

Other Guts: Okay okay...he can have the big breasted skanks....

[Anthony Johanson]

The cake is poison.

But the poison is also cake...

I am immune to all status effects.

[Stretch Dude]

I propose getting rid of it.

Yes, and then we shall get rid of Thursdays and everyone on the planet named Bob!

[Stretch Dude]

Other Guts: Okay okay...he can have the big breasted skanks....

"Big" does not do them proper justice. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

Oh, you will. It is truly powerful, the only thing that kept TMI from completely devouring the Internet.

Still haven't hit the 30 second rule yet.

[Stretch Dude]

I am immune to all status effects.

Waffles, then?

[Stretch Dude]

Still haven't hit the 30 second rule yet.

HE'S A WITCH! A WITCH, I SAY!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Damn...

Will nothing stop him?

There might be, but I will not admit it.

[Guts/Batman]

I am immune to all status effects.

Damn...

Not even the permanant ones?

[Anthony Johanson]

Hornlord I am!

Random Lackey: All hail the Hornlord!

*Vaporizes*

Loyalty is a rare trait these days.

[Stretch Dude]

There might be, but I will not admit it.

Prepare the Insanolyzer!

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes, and then we shall get rid of Thursdays and everyone on the planet named Bob!

That seems like a sound plan.

[Guts/Batman]

"Big" does not do them proper justice. :D

Other Guts: Okay...Big ginormous breasts...

[Stretch Dude]

Random Lackey: All hail the Hornlord!

*Vaporizes*

Loyalty is a rare trait these days.

*reconstitutes lackey as a SBSH (SuperBusty SuperHottie)*

Indeed.

[Anthony Johanson]

Waffles, then?

I can eat them with no harmful effect.

[Stretch Dude]

That seems like a sound plan.

And then the potatoes shall make their move!!

[Stretch Dude]

Other Guts: Okay...Big ginormous breasts...

"Ginormous" doesn't do them proper justice, either. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

HE'S A WITCH! A WITCH, I SAY!!

I prefer Warlock.

[Stretch Dude]

I can eat them with no harmful effect.

They's gots peanuts and soap in 'em!

[Anthony Johanson]

Damn...

Not even the permanant ones?

They have no effect also.

[Guts/Batman]

HE'S A WITCH! A WITCH, I SAY!!

BURN HIM!!!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Prepare the Insanolyzer!

*injects himself with vaccine*

[Guts/Batman]

"Ginormous" doesn't do them proper justice, either. :D

Other Guts: What does then, oh Hornlord?

[Anthony Johanson]

*reconstitutes lackey as a SBSH (SuperBusty SuperHottie)*

Indeed.

I despise your lackeys now.

[Anthony Johanson]

Other Guts: What does then, oh Hornlord?

Omnimassive?

[Stretch Dude]

I prefer Warlock.

Warlock? *brandishes a light gun* BACK TO THE VIDEO ZONE WITH YOU!

[Stretch Dude]

BURN HIM!!!!!

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF 'IM!!

[Guts/Batman]

They have no effect also.

Must come up with way to stop Anthony from taking thread over...

[Anthony Johanson]

They's gots peanuts and soap in 'em!

All the more tastier.

[Stretch Dude]

*injects himself with vaccine*

Bah! No vaccine can protect you from the Insanolyzer's torturous...torture!

[Anthony Johanson]

And then the potatoes shall make their move!!

*bulds army of Potato killers*

Case by case my friend.

[Guts/Batman]

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF 'IM!!

AN INTERSTELLAR BRIDGE!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Warlock? *brandishes a light gun* BACK TO THE VIDEO ZONE WITH YOU!

No thank you, I prefer staying here.

[Stretch Dude]

Other Guts: What does then, oh Hornlord?

There are no singular adjectives in this or any other language that can properly describe the sheer mammary magnitude.

[Stretch Dude]

I despise your lackeys now.

Most men do. Most do...

[Anthony Johanson]

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF 'IM!!

*gets a bridge to replace him*

Sure, use this one.

[Stretch Dude]

Omnimassive?

'Tis a paltry word for such magnificence.

[Anthony Johanson]

Must come up with way to stop Anthony from taking thread over...

It is no use, give yourself up to the inevitable.

[Stretch Dude]

Must come up with way to stop Anthony from taking thread over...

PIE! PIE IN THE SKY!

[Anthony Johanson]

Bah! No vaccine can protect you from the Insanolyzer's torturous...torture!

I doubt it will have any effect.

[Stretch Dude]

All the more tastier.

YOU'RE LYING!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Most men do. Most do...

How are the group orgies?

[Guts/Batman]

Omnimassive?

Other Guts: Sounds about right...

[Stretch Dude]

*bulds army of Potato killers*

Case by case my friend.

Fool! The potatoes are of the undead!

[Stretch Dude]

AN INTERSTELLAR BRIDGE!!!

AN INTERSTELLAR SUSPENSION BRIDGE!!!

[Guts/Batman]

There are no singular adjectives in this or any other language that can properly describe the sheer mammary magnitude.

Damn...Damn...

[Anthony Johanson]

PIE! PIE IN THE SKY!

When one can create pies like nothing, it is of no effect.

[Stretch Dude]

I doubt it will have any effect.

Hah! NO ONE is immune! Even the steeliest of foes have cracked under its might!

[Anthony Johanson]

YOU'RE LYING!!!

Look within yourself young Stretch, you know it to be true.

[Guts/Batman]

AN INTERSTELLAR SUSPENSION BRIDGE!!!

AN INTERSTELLAR SUSPENSION BRIDGE TO NOWHERE!!!

[Stretch Dude]

How are the group orgies?

Absotively mind-blowing.

[Anthony Johanson]

Fool! The potatoes are of the undead!

*equips with redeadifyers*

As I said, case by case.

[Guts/Batman]

Fool! The potatoes are of the undead!

Vampire potatoes? What will they think of next?

[Stretch Dude]

Damn...Damn...

The smallest of them have gravitational pulls rivalling that of a black hole.

[Anthony Johanson]

Hah! NO ONE is immune! Even the steeliest of foes have cracked under its might!

They evidently have not met me yet.

[Stretch Dude]

When one can create pies like nothing, it is of no effect.

But...but...PIE!!

[Anthony Johanson]

The smallest of them have gravitational pulls rivalling that of a black hole.

One wonders why your dimension hae not been torn asunder then.

[Stretch Dude]

Look within yourself young Stretch, you know it to be true.

NO! NO!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

[Stretch Dude]

AN INTERSTELLAR SUSPENSION BRIDGE TO NOWHERE!!!

AN INTERSTELLAR SUSPENSION BRIDGE TO NOWHERE BUT UP!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

But...but...PIE!!
*eats created pie*

Your point is?

[Guts/Batman]

Absotively mind-blowing.

Posolutity mind destrectury!

[Anthony Johanson]

Vampire potatoes? What will they think of next?

Werewolf Tomatoes?

[Stretch Dude]

*equips with redeadifyers*

As I said, case by case.

Sillypants! You can't redeadify that which is both dead and alive!

[Guts/Batman]

AN INTERSTELLAR SUSPENSION BRIDGE TO NOWHERE BUT UP!!!

AN INTERSTELLAR SUSPENSION BRIDGE TO NOWHERE BUT UP AND DOWN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

Vampire potatoes? What will they think of next?

Alien cows?

[Anthony Johanson]

NO! NO!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

Give yourself up to the truth...

[Guts/Batman]

This reminds me of the time we had one of the old Downtown Khazan's move up like 500 posts in an 8 hour period...

[Stretch Dude]

They evidently have not met me yet.

We shall soon see...

[Anthony Johanson]

Sillypants! You can't redeadify that which is both dead and alive!

*creates distintegrators*

But I can wipe them out of existance.

[Stretch Dude]

One wonders why your dimension hae not been torn asunder then.

Toon Physics.

[Anthony Johanson]

Posolutity mind destrectury!

This rivals Ultimate Warrior's conversations in terms of logic.

[Stretch Dude]

Posolutity mind destrectury!

Like you wouldn't believe.

[Guts/Batman]

Alien cows?

Desert horses?

[Anthony Johanson]

AN INTERSTELLAR SUSPENSION BRIDGE TO NOWHERE BUT UP AND DOWN!!!

How about no bridge?

[Stretch Dude]

Werewolf Tomatoes?

AIIEEE!! What hath Gangrene wrought?!

[Anthony Johanson]

We shall soon see...

Why wait, we have time.

[Stretch Dude]

AN INTERSTELLAR SUSPENSION BRIDGE TO NOWHERE BUT UP AND DOWN!!!

AN INTERSTELLAR SUSPENSION BRIDGE TO NOWHERE BUT UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Toon Physics.

I assumed as much.

[Stretch Dude]

Give yourself up to the truth...

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

[Stretch Dude]

This reminds me of the time we had one of the old Downtown Khazan's move up like 500 posts in an 8 hour period...

And even that was sluggish compared to TMI. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

Desert horses?

Bullet Sloths?

[Guts/Batman]

This rivals Ultimate Warrior's conversations in terms of logic.

YES!!!

All your base belong to us.

[Anthony Johanson]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

Put me to the test then, I am more than ready to prepare.

[Stretch Dude]

*creates distintegrators*

But I can wipe them out of existance.

Applebrain! You can't disintegrate vegetative consciousnesses!

[Guts/Batman]

And even that was sluggish compared to TMI. :D

So I have heard...

[Stretch Dude]

Desert horses?

Demonic jack-in-the-boxes?

[Guts/Batman]

Applebrain! You can't disintegrate vegetative consciousnesses!

Sure you can. You just have to be nice and gentle.

[Guts/Batman]

Bullet Sloths?

Ginormous ants?

[Guts/Batman]

Demonic jack-in-the-boxes?

Dribbling Howler monkeys?

[Stretch Dude]

Why wait, we have time.

Fine, then. BRING OUT THE INSANOLYZER!!

[Stretch Dude]

Bullet Sloths?

Magnum ants?

[Stretch Dude]

YES!!!

All your base belong to us.

For great justice!

[Stretch Dude]

Put me to the test then, I am more than ready to prepare.

*takes Anthony on a whirlwind of psychedelic discovery*

BEHOLD...THE TRUTH!!

[Guts/Batman]

For great justice!

You know this one by now:

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

So I have heard...

Such was its power...

[Stretch Dude]

Dribbling Howler monkeys?

Hideous beakless mutants?

[Guts/Batman]

*takes Anthony on a whirlwind of psychedelic discovery*

BEHOLD...THE TRUTH!!

The holy grail doesn't exist?

*Is scarred for life*

[Stretch Dude]

You know this one by now:

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

[Stretch Dude]

The holy grail doesn't exist?

*Is scarred for life*

Ha ha! I've made someone cry!

[Guts/Batman]

Such was its power...

And oh the kids...

[Guts/Batman]

Ha ha! I've made someone cry!

*Sniffs* I'M NOT CRYING! You..you...insensitive jerk!

[Guts/Batman]

FOR THE GLORY OF KHAZAN!!!

Forever will Khazan last!!!

[Stretch Dude]

And oh the kids...

Not to mention the Oompa Loompas' therapy bills...

[Stretch Dude]

*Sniffs* I'M NOT CRYING! You..you...insensitive jerk!

Ha ha again!

[Stretch Dude]

Forever will Khazan last!!!

Our enemies shall perish in a single blast!!!

[Guts/Batman]

Not to mention the Oompa Loompas' therapy bills...

*Slaps forehead* Oy...That's gotta suck.

I see you're climbing the ladder...

[Guts/Batman]

Ha ha again!

*Runs away* Other Guts make him stop!

[Stretch Dude]

*Slaps forehead* Oy...That's gotta suck.

So did Munchy. ;)

[Stretch Dude]

*Runs away* Other Guts make him stop!

Ha ha some more!

[Guts/Batman]

Our enemies shall perish in a single blast!!!

A blast...of Awesome.

[Guts/Batman]

So did Munchy. ;)

*Laughs* Poor munchy...

[Stretch Dude]

A blast...of Awesome.

And those who live become our chum.

[Stretch Dude]

*Laughs* Poor munchy...

Poor Oompa Loompas, you mean. Munchy quite enjoyed it.

[Guts/Batman]

Ha ha some more!

Other Guts: Play night, Mad Lunar Knight!

[Guts/Batman]

Poor Oompa Loompas, you mean. Munchy quite enjoyed it.

Of course he would. Those lil Munchkins never knew what hit em. Who knew WIlly Wonka could pale in comparison to Munchy...

[Stretch Dude]

Other Guts: Play night, Mad Lunar Knight!

Kiss my butts, Other Guts!

[Stretch Dude]

Of course he would. Those lil Munchkins never knew what hit em. Who knew WIlly Wonka could pale in comparison to Munchy...

He loves them shorteez.

[Guts/Batman]

And those who live become our chum.

Chummy chumms of chummeroonery.

[Stretch Dude]

Chummy chumms of chummeroonery.

And quite tasteroony.

[Guts/Batman]

He loves them shorteez.

Must be a ball living in their house...

[Stretch Dude]

Eternal Torment 608
Stretch Dude 527
Guts/Batman 451

Ha ha ha!

[Guts/Batman]

And quite tasteroony.

Just dip in a spoonery.

[Stretch Dude]

Must be a ball living in their house...

Yeah. A hamster ball!

[Stretch Dude]

Just dip in a spoonery.

While sailing on a schoonery.

[Guts/Batman]

Eternal Torment 608
Stretch Dude 527
Guts/Batman 451

Ha ha ha!

*Shakes my fist at thee*

[Stretch Dude]

*Shakes my fist at thee*

*chuckles some more at thee*

[Guts/Batman]

While sailing on a schoonery.

After he stole some jeweleroony.

[Guts/Batman]

*chuckles some more at thee*

At this point, I think the quest is lost...

[Stretch Dude]

After he stole some jeweleroony.

From some people on the moony. This is starting to sound like Kraft Macaroni commercial...

[Stretch Dude]

At this point, I think the quest is lost...

The quest for Downtown Supremacy, maybe, but another quest is still out there! You know the one...

[Guts/Batman]

From some people on the moony.

Even after becoming a Dragoony.As it was intended...

[Guts/Batman]

The quest for Downtown Supremacy, maybe, but another quest is still out there! You know the one...

Other Guts: I'll get you next time, Mad Lunar Knight!

[Stretch Dude]

Even after becoming a Dragoony.As it was intended...

Spitting out firoony. The rhyming shall never end...

[Stretch Dude]

Other Guts: I'll get you next time, Mad Lunar Knight!

*Other Guts Cat yowls*

[Guts/Batman]

Spitting out firoony. The rhyming shall never end...

While doing the spineroony. Never. Stop. Rhyming.

[Guts/Batman]

*Other Guts Cat yowls*

*Looks over shoulder, now Emporer Guts* When did Other Guts get a cat?

[Stretch Dude]

While doing the spineroony. Never. Stop. Rhyming.

On a washer/dryeroony. We should turn that into a Journey-style rock ballad of awesome.

[Guts/Batman]

On a washer/dryeroony. We should turn that into a Journey-style rock ballad of awesome.

That was stationed in the middle of the roomeroony. Sounds like a plan to me.

[Stretch Dude]

That was stationed in the middle of the roomeroony. Sounds like a plan to me.

Right on the carpetoony. Excellent. Find me a music maker.

[Guts/Batman]

Right on the carpetoony. Excellent. Find me a music maker.

Causing the carpet to get a yellow mildew staineroony. In haste!

[Stretch Dude]

Causing the carpet to get a yellow mildew staineroony. In haste!

Which smelled like old shampoony. In Hastega!

[Guts/Batman]

Which smelled like old shampoony. In Hastega!

While some masked man was being burglarizeroony. Finds one. Creates the melody.

[Stretch Dude]

While some masked man was being burglarizeroony. Finds one. Creates the melody.

By a woman with a piperoony. Weaves lyrical wonders with melody.

[Guts/Batman]

By a woman with a piperoony. Weaves lyrical wonders with melody.

Before she got shot by a sniperoony. Such music is awe inspiring Stretch.

[Stretch Dude]

Before she got shot by a sniperoony. Such music is awe inspiring Stretch.

Who was munching on some pizzaroony. It's an 80s-style rock ballad that puts its ilk to shame. What else could it be but awe-inspiring?

[Eternal Torment]

Dance my puppets, dance, for soon you shall fall.

[Stretch Dude]

Dance my puppets, dance, for soon you shall fall.

*does a quick little jig*

[Eternal Torment]

*does a quick little jig*

I request that Guts do the C-Walk.

[Guts/Batman]

Bah! I do my own dance. Robot combined with the moonwalk.

[Eternal Torment]

Bah! I do my own dance. Robot combined with the moonwalk.

I call dibs on the techno machine.

[Guts/Batman]

I'll make my own machine...

[Eternal Torment]

I'll make my own machine...

No, you won't. Because I just copyrighted machine. Any attempts to make a machine will result in a $500000000000000000000000000000000 billion dollar fine.

[Guts/Batman]

Who said I was going to make a dancing machine?

[Eternal Torment]

Who said I was going to make a dancing machine?

I said machine in general. However, I exempt you from the restriction.

[Guts/Batman]

What if I don't call it a "machine"?

[Eternal Torment]

What if I don't call it a "machine"?

You can build without worry. And no, the definition of a machine applies in that instance. Biotech will become extremely popular now. And I own the major companies that produce it. Economy stranglehold!

[Guts/Batman]

What if I call it a "dohickey"?

[Eternal Torment]

What if I call it a "dohickey"?

Title is irrelevant. Definition only. Therefore, call it what you like, but fine still counts. Of course, you either didn't hear me or you want to find another way, but you won't get fined for building machines.

[Guts/Batman]

*Contests the copywrite*

You can't copywrite something in the public domain.

[Eternal Torment]

*Contests the copywrite*

You can't copywrite something in the public domain.

This is comic book reality. This doesn't make sense to me either, but here it works for some reason.

[Guts/Batman]

You still can't do that in comic book reality...

[Super Samurai]

Ah, who will get...









THE 5000th POST!!!!!!!

[Eternal Torment]

You still can't do that in comic book reality...

So, you're saying that I can destroy the omniverse and warp reality until it can't be recognized, but I can't copywrite something that is in the public domain. That is just plain stupid.

[Super Samurai]

So, you're saying that I can destroy the omniverse and warp reality until it can't be recognized, but I can't copywrite something that is in the public domain. That is just plain stupid.


Lawyers be powerful. No matter what you do they always have something in mind.

[MKTerra]

Happy Birthday! :)

[Hikari Tsukishiro]

Happy Birthday.

Join the ranks of the old senile 22 year olds, like me.

BECOME ONE OF US.

[Anthony Johanson]

Happy Belated Birthday AB!

*Brings out cake with lucky wish star on it*

[Spidey-kid1]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBUDH-DUDE!!!!

For your birthday you get unlimited booze and
unlimited money. Now go take over the world or something!

[Clouds-Are-Nice]

Happy birthday old timer!

Edit:
Wow, four people posted at the same time... That's like a surprise birthday declaration.

[sharkerbob]

Happy Birthday! Here, have this complimentary pair of pants!

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[Gumbo Maximillian]

Happy Birthday

[hitokiri_]

Ah, who will get...









THE 5000th POST!!!!!!!


hahaaahahah!

[Mr.Writer]

Have an UNhappy Birthday!:evilsmile

....What?;)

Anyways, you earn cake.http://www.pewterkingdom.com/LastingExpressions/BirthdayCake.jpg

[Eternal Torment]

Lawyers be powerful. No matter what you do they always have something in mind.

Ah, but I could say the last lawyer standing will prosecute me. Then in his or her weakened state, I'll pounce and eat my kill.

[Gordon Smith]

Happy birthday!

[Deus]

Happy birthday.

[ambush bug]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBUDH-DUDE!!!!

For your birthday you get unlimited booze and
unlimited money. Now go take over the world or something!

HELLS YES!!!!!!!! Pamela Anderson shall now be my extremly hot bride, peanuts are the world's new currency, and Antarica is now an amusent park!(Hey, nobody's using it!)

[Eternal Torment]

I'm a threadkiller! Holy crap.

[Anthony Johanson]

hahaaahahah!

Insanity often comes before a fall.

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm a threadkiller! Holy crap.

In which case, it is up to me to revive it.

[Eternal Torment]

In which case, it is up to me to revive it.

Actually, I'm a necromancer as well. So I'll kill it and bring it back.

[kain5252]

In which case, it is up to me to revive it.


Here let me help... *ahem*.. Arise chicken, Arise!

[Anthony Johanson]

Actually, I'm a necromancer as well. So I'll kill it and bring it back.

Unfortunately, sometimes you need more than one to keep it breathing.

[Eternal Torment]

Unfortunately, sometimes you need more than one to keep it breathing.

Three! And more.

[Stretch Dude]

Three! And more.

Hooray for three-ways!

[Guts/Batman]

Moresomes are always better...

[Eternal Torment]

Moresomes are always better...

At least they aren't goresomes.

[Stretch Dude]

At least they aren't goresomes.

Or voresomes.

[Stretch Dude]

Moresomes are always better...

But infinitesomes are best.

[Guts/Batman]

But infinitesomes are best.

Damn straight...

[Stretch Dude]

Damn straight...

Indeed. Lesbian infinitesomes are the way to go.

[Eternal Torment]

Indeed. Lesbian infinitesomes are the way to go.

Especially if you get to join in.

[Eternal Torment]

Each of us has a theme song, right?

[Anthony Johanson]

But infinitesomes are best.

Do they ever get boring?

[Eternal Torment]

Do they ever get boring?

You never do the same person twice.

[Anthony Johanson]

You never do the same person twice.

True, but once you get to person 1000, it gets very predictable don't you think?

[Anthony Johanson]

Each of us has a theme song, right?

Nope, I don't have one.

[Eternal Torment]

True, but once you get to person 1000, it gets very predictable don't you think?

Improvise :D.

[Eternal Torment]

Nope, I don't have one.

Well, everybody should have one. Pick one out of many.

[Anthony Johanson]

Improvise :D.

There's only so many times you can improvise.

[Eternal Torment]

There's only so many times you can improvise.

Damn! If humans had more holes and organs!