Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[ambush bug]

Go me! I can't believe I'm 22! God, I feel old.

[Guy1]

Go me! I can't believe I'm 22! God, I feel old.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBUSH BUG!:D

[S J C]

Happy Birthday Pick a chrecter and I'll do you up a clone of them

[The Drunkard Kid]

Go me! I can't believe I'm 22! God, I feel old.Happy belated birthday. In honor of you, I give you two extra years of age so that you're now older than I am. Please use them responsibly.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy Birthday.:)

[Guts/Batman]

Hopefully you weren't in that riot at that California Wal-Mart...

[Dalak]

Happy Birthday! You get one "Get Out of One Of Dalak's Conspiracy Theory Free" card, but I'm keeping it since you just used it up in the Moron Tourney :D

[Caswin]

*Comes in from several far-off boards... at once... don't ask how*

How long d'you think before we get hit with message board SPAMbots?

[Eternal Torment]

WOOOOT

I have a ps3

:D :D :D

Just picked it up

im so tempted to ebay it but i wants it too... its soo pretty

Get out of the house now. By the time you read this, a mob of anrgy gamers will attack. And they'll have picked up some moves from Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter.

[S J C]

Which Fanon facts have become so used they seam to be accepted as Canon

[Dalak]

Which Fanon facts have become so used they seam to be accepted as Canon

I predict this will be the start of a flame war if not just insults aimed at other posters.

[Deviant Juvenile]

This topic is just asking for trouble. If we're lucky, it'll just be a few flames then it's locked.

[The Drunkard Kid]

This topic is just asking for trouble. If we're lucky, it'll just be a few flames then it's locked.

I predict this will be the start of a flame war if not just insults aimed at other posters.

You guys just say that because you suck. *Hardcore.*

Flame #1.

[Tommy]

Who wants to be gay married to me?

[Dalak]

You guys just say that because you suck. *Hardcore.*

Flame #1.

You only say that because you are the king of Suckdom, Sucky McSuck!




Oh yeah, I still got it :D

[The Drunkard Kid]

You only say that because you are the king of Suckdom, Sucky McSuck!




Oh yeah, I still got it :DBah. You suck more than a vacuum cleaner in a black hole, my Emperor. You suck so much that they invented a new word to describe your level of suckitude: "Omnimagnifisuckidelic."

[biggsdacat]

Happy birthday AB. I hope all is well.

[Deviant Juvenile]

All y'all(except me) are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

[Dalak]

Bah. You suck more than a vacuum cleaner in a black hole, my Emperor. You suck so much that they invented a new word to describe your level of suckitude: "Omnimagnifisuckidelic."

Only someone as Sucktacular as you could possibly fall to that level of Suck oh Suckaliscious one. The Suckometer started sucking up it's own gravity after taking a reading or your suckitons you Suckmonger.

Suck on that :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

*Comes in from several far-off boards... at once... don't ask how*

How long d'you think before we get hit with message board SPAMbots?

Hopefully not long. I doubt even Gordon would complain about us annihilating a few dozen spambots with our combined arsenals.

[Far From Realmer]

Back on topic i have to say DBZ FTL speeds as well as too many things in star wars to list but it's been stemed somewhat with mod ruling.

[Stretch Dude]

Only someone as Sucktacular as you could possibly fall to that level of Suck oh Suckaliscious one. The Suckometer started sucking up it's own gravity after taking a reading or your suckitons you Suckmonger.

Suck on that :evilsmile

Bah, you suck more than a black hole's hooker. :D

[The MunchKING]

Only someone as Sucktacular as you could possibly fall to that level of Suck oh Suckaliscious one. The Suckometer started sucking up it's own gravity after taking a reading or your suckitons you Suckmonger.

Suck on that :evilsmile


I can top that. You suck worse than Windows ME. ;)

[Devon C.]

Switching between channels to watch 2 programs sucks almost as much as Drawn Together. I want to watch the game (as I do not know what happened wednesday), but I also wanna check out SmackDown, too.

[Deviant Juvenile]

Back on topic i have to say DBZ FTL speeds as well as too many things in star wars to list but it's been stemed somewhat with mod ruling.

Please do not taint the topic with on topic posts.

[Far From Realmer]

Please do not taint the topic with on topic posts.

Sorry no can do, when i see a bad idea i get the urge to show just how bad of one it is. So on with the contraversy...
LHW no limit fallacy:rolleyes:
Haruhi fanonwank:rolleyes:
Toonforce PWNs all :rolleyes:

[Adam Safran]

Do you mean CBR fanon or fandom in general fanon?

[Far From Realmer]

Do you mean CBR fanon or fandom in general fanon?
I imagine just here, it's the only place most people are likey to be familar with.

[The Dog]

Who wants to be gay married to me?

*Raises hand and begins waving it frantically*

OH! ME! ME! ME! ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!

[Adam Safran]

'Kay. Lobo is God, and Deadpool is the King of Pimping.

I blame Dog for the second.

Deadpool /WINS/!

[Eternal Torment]

I'm a certified minister. All those who doubt me will be struck down with a case of sonic diarrhea.

[Tommy]

*Raises hand and begins waving it frantically*

OH! ME! ME! ME! ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!
Allright I have a groom and a minister. Clearly this is the best thing to do on a friday night.

[The Dog]

Allright I have a groom and a minister. Clearly this is the best thing to do on a friday night.

If I'm the groom, you must be the bride! So we need a best man, a maid of honor, groomsmen and bridesmaids! And where are we getting a-married dearest bride Tommy?

[Tommy]

If I'm the groom, you must be the bride! So we need a best man, a maid of honor, groomsmen and bridesmaids! And where are we getting a-married dearest bride Tommy?
I was thinking if we got married in Las Vegas we could hit the casinos for our honey moon. When not engaging in carnal relations of course.

I wonder if Strech Dude would be willing to be my maid of honor?

[The Dog]

I was thinking if we got married in Las Vegas we could hit the casinos for our honey moon. When not engaging in carnal relations of course.

I wonder if Strech Dude would be willing to be my maid of honor?

Viva Las Vegas! Get married in one of those Casino chapel places, gamble away some cash, and then engage in carnal relations for a few hours before we finally drift off to sleep.

And if Stretch Dude is willing to be your Maid of Honor, I wonder if Cleric is willing to be my Best Man.

[North]

Hopefully you weren't in that riot at that California Wal-Mart...


Riot holy crap

nah i prebought mine a month ago when i slept over in my store to make sure i could get first in line


Get out of the house now. By the time you read this, a mob of anrgy gamers will attack. And they'll have picked up some moves from Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter.

Its cool Ive got moves copied from starwars :D

[Tommy]

Viva Las Vegas! Get married in one of those Casino chapel places, gamble away some cash, and then engage in carnal relations for a few hours before we finally drift off to sleep.

And if Stretch Dude is willing to be your Maid of Honor, I wonder if Cleric is willing to be my Best Man.
And I was just told today that I need to get laid....

CLEARLY this will be the social event of the year.

[Guts/Batman]

Riot holy crap

Yep. Heard it on the radio this morning when I was driving into school. A California Wal-Mart was the scene of an apparent riot by people who wanted PS3s...

[Eternal Torment]

This will be a weird wedding.

[Tommy]

This will be a weird wedding.
Well it is not like rosie O'Donnall will be there... I don't think...

[The Dog]

Well it is not like rosie O'Donnall will be there... I don't think...

Let me check the guest list... Sean Cody... Peter North... Ellen Degeneres... Nope, no Rosie O'Donnell.

Well, unless you want her there. We better have a rodeo clown to distract her from the food if you do.

[The Dog]

And I was just told today that I need to get laid....

Well, after we're gay married, you will be laid all you want... Which position do you want when getting laid? Pitcher or Catcher?

[Tommy]

We better have a rodeo clown to distract her from the food if you do.
Well we could allways have Jullian McMahon reenact their sex scene. But I think our guests would find that a little disturbing. I know I did.

[Tommy]

Well, after we're gay married, you will be laid all you want... Which position do you want when getting laid? Pitcher or Catcher?
I normaly go for pitcher.

[The Dog]

I normaly go for pitcher.

Ah, well, that makes me the catcher. Oh well, it doesn't matter to me which position I take, whichever one you want, I'll take the other.

So that means you're the Pitcher to my Catcher. Nice.;)

[Tommy]

Ah, well, that makes me the catcher. Oh well, it doesn't matter to me which position I take, whichever one you want, I'll take the other.

So that means you're the Pitcher to my Catcher. Nice.;)
Which can be very sweet and romantic. Or can be all weird with arms and legs sprawled all over the place.

[The Dog]

Which can be very sweet and romantic. Or can be all weird with arms and legs sprawled all over the place.

Hopefully it'll be the former, you know. Sweet and romantic. Not all weird with the sprawled arms and legs thing.

[Tommy]

Hopefully it'll be the former, you know. Sweet and romantic. Not all weird with the sprawled arms and legs thing.
Uh-oh… I feel a sex story coming on… must not mention Puerto Rican midget...

[The Dog]

Uh-oh… I feel a sex story coming on… must not mention Puerto Rican midget...

Let's not go through the "Tommy's Tales of Sexual Horror", especially on our gay wedding day. OK?

[Tommy]

Let's not go through the "Tommy's Tales of Sexual Horror", especially on our gay wedding day. OK?
No we shan't! But we still have to pick out a wedding cake!

[T51R]

The fact that Powergirl can walk around without the prerequisite Fanservice Jiggle causing everyone's heads to explode.:D

[Adam Safran]

The fact all female characters used in Rumbles are quite willing to get naked and/or engage in lesbian sex or mud wrestling without massacring people.

[The Dog]

No we shan't! But we still have to pick out a wedding cake!

Four teir chocolate cake with white icing and two groomsmen on top! Ohh, and have each teir broidered by pink icing and red roses!

How does that sound?

[Stretch Dude]

I was thinking if we got married in Las Vegas we could hit the casinos for our honey moon. When not engaging in carnal relations of course.

I wonder if Strech Dude would be willing to be my maid of honor?

Ooh, I'd be just pickled tink to do so!

*prances about in a pretty dress*

[Stretch Dude]

Four teir chocolate cake with white icing and two groomsmen on top! Ohh, and have each teir broidered by pink icing and red roses!

How does that sound?

As Maid of Honor, I humbly suggest, nay, DEMAND that each tier be at least 50 feet high.

A cake for an occasion such as this must be a full-blown chocogasm.

[Len Ikari145]

Dear god, even my brain is blind after reading all that. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!:eek:

Damn you Dogpool! Damn you Tommy! Damn you Stretch(I don't know why, but damn you anyway! :p ) Damn you literacy! and most of all, DAMN *YOU* MIBURO BECAUSE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW!!!


......


......

Okay, I feel better now.:)

[Eternal Torment]

Dear god, even my brain is blind after reading all that. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!:eek:

Damn you Dogpool! Damn you Tommy! Damn you Stretch(I don't know why, but damn you anyway! :p ) Damn you literacy! and most of all, DAMN *YOU* MIBURO BECAUSE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW!!!


......


......

Okay, I feel better now.:)

You know, you forgot to mention me. Then again, I didn't plant horrible images in your head. But I am the minister.

[Guts/Batman]

I guess I have to go to the wedding...

[Guts/Batman]

As Maid of Honor, I humbly suggest, nay, DEMAND that each tier be at least 50 feet high.

A cake for an occasion such as this must be a full-blown chocogasm.

*Does my impression of 80's cartoon Juggernaut*

I'm coming for you Stretch Dude...

I'm only behind my about 17...:D

[Eternal Torment]

*Does my impression of 80's cartoon Juggernaut*

I'm coming for you Stretch Dude...

I'm only behind my about 17...:D

This is quite dishonourable. I beat you all, but I don't even come close to 700 posts in this thread. I would feel shame if I could.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Hmm, seems like I'm the Best Man. That's a bump up from the last SO Wedding at least.

[Eternal Torment]

Do you, Dog, take Tommmy as your lawfully wedded husband?

[Guts/Batman]

This is quite dishonourable. I beat you all, but I don't even come close to 700 posts in this thread. I would feel shame if I could.

Such is life. If we wouldn't have been invaded, you would have a shot at a very high number. Rivaling Anthony's near 1,000 marks.

[The Dog]

Do you, Dog, take Tommmy as your lawfully wedded husband?

I Do... Now, where did my soon-to-be husband go? I could have swarn he was here a second ago. We'll just wait for him to get back.

[Eternal Torment]

Such is life. If we wouldn't have been invaded, you would have a shot at a very high number. Rivaling Anthony's near 1,000 marks.

Say, what invaded us again? Was it me?

[Guts/Batman]

Say, what invaded us again? Was it me?

Nah, not you. The non-usual bunch. Khold, etc...

[Super Samurai]

I can't imagine what the honeymoon would be like.

*shudders*

[Eternal Torment]

So, I ask thee....

http://www.amazingben.com/wheregod.jpg

[ambush bug]

Thanks everybody! I didn't have any time to come yesterday, so I thought I might as say something now. Also, just for the hell of it, I just really want put this awesome picture!


http://superherouniverse.com/wallpaper/artists/superdude/images/spiderham.jpg

[Len Ikari145]

You know, you forgot to mention me. Then again, I didn't plant horrible images in your head. But I am the minister.


So, I ask thee....

http://www.amazingben.com/wheregod.jpg


DAMN YOU ALL TO HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!


Screw this! (whips out Fire Buster v 5.0) It's time I crashed to this beautiful, yet masculine procession.:evilsmile

[NinjaJJ]

Happy Birthday!!!

[The Dog]

DAMN YOU ALL TO HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!


Screw this! (whips out Fire Buster v 5.0) It's time I crashed to this beautiful, yet masculine procession.:evilsmile

*Opens a portal to the Dimension of Dookie and shoves Len into it*

Noone is screwing with my wedding, Len.

[Len Ikari145]

*Opens a portal to the Dimension of Dookie and shoves Len into it*

Noone is screwing with my wedding, Len.


(Reappears ten minutes later, looking a little ruffled and agitated ): *mutters* Dangit, I hate using Mephisto's Realm as a shortcut, freaking souls can't keep their hands to themselves. OH! (realizes he's talking aloud in front of Dog) Hiya? Now where was I? Oh, yeah (whips out Mjolnir) Die, ET! (Bombards him with raw Asgardian energies, reducing him to a pile of ashes) Ahh, I feel slightly appeased but NOT COMPLETELY! RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH :mad: (Starts nuking the entire wedding chapel)

[The Dog]

(Reappears ten minutes later, looking a little ruffled and agitated ): *mutters* Dangit, I hate using Mephisto's Realm as a shortcut, freaking souls can't keep their hands to themselves. OH! (realizes he's talking aloud in front of Dog) Hiya? Now where was I? Oh, yeah (whips out Mjolnir) Die, ET! (Bombards him with raw Asgardian energies, reducing him to a pile of ashes) Ahh, I feel slightly appeased but NOT COMPLETELY! RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH :mad: (Starts nuking the entire Church)

*Opens another portal, and sends Len into the Realm of Nothingness, causing him to cease to exist. He then regenerates ET and fixes the Church*

See, do I mess with things that are dear to you? NO! So leave my gay wedding alone! It doesn't concern you, and it doesn't involve you in ANY way! So leave it alone!

[Len Ikari145]

*Opens another portal, and sends Len into the Realm of Nothingness, causing him to cease to exist. He then regenerates ET and fixes the Church*

See, do I mess with things that are dear to you? NO! So leave my gay wedding alone! It doesn't concern you, and it doesn't involve you in ANY way! So leave it alone!


*BOOM!* (appears out of a portal of darkness, L'sama trailing after him on a leash) Feh, Non-existence is such an abusable commodity these days. I have nothing against your union Dog, but once I go on a rampage I cannot be detered! Simply give me ET, the one who summoned the detested and dreaded omnipotent known as Burger King, and shall allow your matrimony to commence without interruption. Failure to comply will result in asinine annoyingness, explosions, and equally irredeemable acts of stupidity or randomness.

[The Dog]

*BOOM!* (appears out of a portal of darkness, L'sama trailing after him on a leash) Feh, Non-existence is such an abusable commodity these days. I have nothing against your union Dog, but once I go on a rampage I cannot be detered! Simply give me ET, the one who summoned the detested and dreaded omnipotent known as Burger King, and shall allow your matrimony to commence without interruption. Failure to comply will result in asinine annoyingness, explosions, and equally irredeemable acts of stupidity or randomness.

The Burger King you say?

*Transmogrifies Len so he's permanently and unchangably connected to the hip with Burger King*

Have fun.:evilsmile

[Chrosis]

I just watched the first episode of Teen Titans, and Starfire was... fucking badass. What the hell happened to her over the course of the series?! She was... god damnit.

If they kept the rest of the series more like the first episode, the series would have been great.

Well, they should have made beast boy a bit more... mature. And give him SOME sense of coolness. And tact.

[Len Ikari145]

The Burger King you say?

*Transmogrifies Len so he's permanently and unchangably connected to the hip with Burger King*

Have fun.:evilsmile

Curse you Dog! You shall rue the day you crossed--ah, screw it. I'm not vindictive enough to seek vengeance on you and I admire you too much. I'll simply take it out on Miburo; he's such a convenient scapegoat.:evilsmile

[Super Samurai]

So I'm assuming The Burger King will be catering the food. I'd rather prefer the Mexican dog but whatever.

[Len Ikari145]

I just watched the first episode of Teen Titans, and Starfire was... fucking badass. What the hell happened to her over the course of the series?! She was... god damnit.

If they kept the rest of the series more like the first episode, the series would have been great.

Well, they should have made beast boy a bit more... mature. And give him SOME sense of coolness. And tact.

I don't know, Beast boy seemed to gain some coolness points during the final season and showed that he can be a capable leader himself (not as good as Robin, but not bad on his own either).

[S J C]

Ok I didn't think this would end in a flame war so I'll ask the mods to close this thread

and I meant in generally Like in Ranma 1/2 it is practically accepted that the Kuno mum killed her self when there's no evidence of that in the manga

or Souns wife being called Kimiko Tendo

[Nik Hasta]

This is more of a general thing than a CBR thing; that bloody stupid idea that Sayains bite their lovers to "mark them as their mates,"

So many idiots will claim that's true.

Oh yeah, the only the larger than your combined sucking is how far above the rest of you I am in pure coolness!

[sharkerbob]

Wait, what the hell? Did the CFanon thread get merged into the Downtown Khazan?

[OverMaster]

The fact all female characters used in Rumbles are quite willing to get naked and/or engage in lesbian sex or mud wrestling without massacring people.

We should make it official and do a new rule of that.

Instead of Khazan BloodLust, Khazan LustLust, or something like that.







j/k.

[Stretch Dude]

*Does my impression of 80's cartoon Juggernaut*

I'm coming for you Stretch Dude...

I'm only behind my about 17...:D

Don't expect that to last.

I'm on my Thanksgiving break now. :evilsmile

[Stretch Dude]

I can't imagine what the honeymoon would be like.

*shudders*

I can. It's raw, lustful power will drive the entire planet into a single, massive orgy.

[Stretch Dude]

Well, they should have made beast boy a bit more... mature. And give him SOME sense of coolness. And tact.

Hey, BB got pretty damn cool during Season 5.

[Eternal Torment]

Eh, screw this. I'll just assume that everything goes well. You may now kiss the bride.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Eh, screw this. I'll just assume that everything goes well. You may now kiss the bride.


*Gives Dog and Tommy the rings, first*.



Easy there, killer. At least wait until Tommy and The Dog get back.

[Eternal Torment]

*Gives Dog and Tommy the rings, first*.



Easy there, killer. At least wait until Tommy and The Dog get back.

Alright. But they can't french. God doesn't like people frenching.

[Kholdhearted]

I object to this wedding!!!!!

The Dog is my baby daddy!!! *holds up roughly 5 kids...maybe 6, okay 10*

[Stretch Dude]

I object to this wedding!!!!!

The Dog is my baby daddy!!! *holds up roughly 5 kids...maybe 6, okay 10*

Quiet, mortal! *tosses Khold & Kids out on their ears*

I'm not only the Maid of Honor, I'm also the doorman. And by "doorman," I mean "the guy who takes anyone who tries to interrupt the wedding and kicks their ass."

[Kholdhearted]

Quiet, mortal! *tosses Khold & Kids out on their ears*

I'm not only the Maid of Honor, I'm also the doorman. And by "doorman," I mean "the guy who takes anyone who tries to interrupt the wedding and kicks their ass."

You will pay my child support Dog!! You hear me!!?!?

CHILD SUPPORT!!!!!!!

*looks down at kids*

Me:Okay, you guys can go back to your parents now. I dont need yall anymore

Kids: But what about the candy you promised us?

Me: Scat!!

[kain5252]

We shall now hold the yearly Slap Stick comedy tournament!

Small Child: We never had this tourament before.

*Smacks small child* Anyway, The winner will win their very own Gir. Now let the tournament begin. *Throws pie into crowd*

[Eternal Torment]

After they are bound in holy matrimony, I'll get Lordi to play Hard Rock Hallejuah.

[Anthony Johanson]

*looks around*

Woah, what in the blue hells have I missed?

[Eternal Torment]

*looks around*

Woah, what in the blue hells have I missed?

Dog and Tommy are having a SO wedding. I'm the minister. And to bless this marriage is the BK. He's the new War of the Four Horsemen.

http://www.amazingben.com/wheregod.jpg

[Anthony Johanson]

Dog and Tommy are having a SO wedding. I'm the minister. And to bless this marriage is the BK. He's the new War of the Four Horsemen.

http://www.amazingben.com/wheregod.jpg

Oh, sounds interesting. Guess I will just be a bystander then.

[kain5252]

Oh, sounds interesting. Guess I will just be a bystander then.


Eh, we can always throw rice. *loads rice into a cannon* ready!

[Eternal Torment]

I'm keeping that picture. The new Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are:

War- Burger King

Famine- Ronald McDonald

Pestilence- Sephiroth

Death- Squirrel Girl

[Stretch Dude]

Oh, sounds interesting. Guess I will just be a bystander then.

Oh, no you won't! You're getting involved and we need a flower girl!

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm keeping that picture. The new Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are:

War- Burger King

Famine- Ronald McDonald

Pestilence- Sephiroth

Death- Squirrel Girl

I'd think Pestilence would be Nurgle, as opposed to Sephy.

[Eternal Torment]

I'd think Pestilence would be Nurgle, as opposed to Sephy.

Hmmm....Would his yaoi fanfiction be worse than the Destroyer Hive? The two most deadly diseases battle it out!

[Guts/Batman]

Eh, we can always throw rice. *loads rice into a cannon* ready!

Throwing rice kills birds. You will not throw rice!

[Guts/Batman]

Don't expect that to last.

I'm on my Thanksgiving break now. :evilsmile

I think I must go on on a Munchy style postathon...

[kain5252]

Throwing rice kills birds. You will not throw rice!


how about marble's? *loads marble's into the cannon*

[Guts/Batman]

*looks around*

Woah, what in the blue hells have I missed?

Two tons or inbreeding horses in a melee style orgy, and two racoons with giant eye balls.

[Guts/Batman]

how about marble's? *loads marble's into the cannon*

No...Marbles kill human beings.

Birdseed kills no one and it feeds birds.

[Stretch Dude]

Throwing rice kills birds. You will not throw rice!

How about pellets filled with nitroglycerin? Can we throw those?

[Stretch Dude]

I think I must go on on a Munchy style postathon...

Nya ha ha...

[Stretch Dude]

Two tons or inbreeding horses in a melee style orgy, and two racoons with giant eye balls.

And killing the Partridge Family with a paring knife.

[Guts/Batman]

So, I ask thee....

http://www.amazingben.com/wheregod.jpg

Right here. Here is my god here:

http://www.orfeo.ru/img/98.jpg

[kain5252]

No...Marbles kill human beings.

Birdseed kills no one and it feeds birds.


Ok then *loads bird seeds into a howitzer and points it at the church*

[Stretch Dude]

No...Marbles kill human beings.

Birdseed kills no one and it feeds birds.

If it doesn't kill anyone, then what's the bloody point of having it around?

[kain5252]

Double post! *hides it* ok then *puts on sun glasses* you saw nothing..

[Guts/Batman]

And his angel:

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/tom-cruise/tom-cruise04.jpg

[Stretch Dude]

My god is a god of vengeance, and horror.

[Guts/Batman]

If it doesn't kill anyone, then what's the bloody point of having it around?

I don't mind killing too much, but mass murder of birds gets me down. And that would be bad, very bad.

[Stretch Dude]

I don't mind killing too much, but mass murder of birds gets me down. And that would be bad, very bad.

What about mass murder with birds?

[Guts/Batman]

Nya ha ha...

You knew this day would come...

[Guts/Batman]

What about mass murder with birds?

I guess that's okay...

[kain5252]

I guess that's okay...


"No birds were hurt in the making of this genocide"

[Guts/Batman]

Ok then *loads bird seeds into a howitzer and points it at the church*

Could bring the church down...

[Stretch Dude]

You knew this day would come...

I did...? Oh! Yeah! Of course I did!

[Guts/Batman]

Damn you Stretch! Still 16 posts behind!

[Eternal Torment]

Could bring the church down...

Auto smiting activated. *Kain gets nailed with four thunderbolts in a row and gets herpes*

[Stretch Dude]

I guess that's okay...

Huzzah! *clubs people with an emu*

[Stretch Dude]

Damn you Stretch! Still 16 posts behind!

Such is the eternal pathway through the corridors of life.

[Guts/Batman]

I did...? Oh! Yeah! Of course I did!

I have known my loyal Mad Lunar Knight had the ability to see the future all along. This whole battle for second place in this thread is to merely test you.

[Stretch Dude]

Auto smiting activated. *Kain gets nailed with four thunderbolts in a row and gets herpes*

Well, he smite not...

[kain5252]

Auto smiting activated. *Kain gets nailed with four thunderbolts in a row and gets herpes*


*Steps to the side* Ho ha *thunderbolts hit Jar Jar Binks* hey a bonus!

[Stretch Dude]

I have known my loyal Mad Lunar Knight had the ability to see the future all along. This whole battle for second place in this thread is to merely test you.

From my vantage point, Emperor, it would seem to be you who is failing this test.

[Stretch Dude]

*Steps to the side* Ho ha *thunderbolts hit Jar Jar Binks* hey a bonus!

I told ya.

[Guts/Batman]

Huzzah! *clubs people with an emu*

Damn, Stretch, that's impressive. Carrying a a larg, flightless bird like that must be heavy.

[Stretch Dude]

Damn, Stretch, that's impressive. Carrying a a larg, flightless bird like that must be heavy.

'Tis but a feather to me, but considerably less so to my victims' skulls.

[Guts/Batman]

From my vantage point, Emperor, it would seem to be you who is failing this test.

The day will be mine! You hear! Mine!

*Does the Million Dollar Man laugh*

[Eternal Torment]

*Steps to the side* Ho ha *thunderbolts hit Jar Jar Binks* hey a bonus!

But you still get herpes. And Stretch gets hit with a fine. $500, straight up.

[Guts/Batman]

'Tis but a feather to me, but considerably less so to my victims' skulls.

I see, my Knight. You do bash those skulls so vividly.

[Stretch Dude]

The day will be mine! You hear! Mine!

*Does the Million Dollar Man laugh*

Time shall tell.

[kain5252]

But you still get herpes. And Stretch gets hit with a fine. $500, straight up.


Na I dont need them *deflects them into Jar Jar* there now everybodys happy J.J.Binks: Mesa not, Me: shut up.

[Stretch Dude]

But you still get herpes. And Stretch gets hit with a fine. $500, straight up.

*collects the $500*

Ooh, thanks for hitting me with this, ET. It's quite fine, indeed.

[Stretch Dude]

I see, my Knight. You do bash those skulls so vividly.

Everyone needs a hobby, sire.

[Guts/Batman]

Time shall tell.

Aye, my Knight, in nary a thousand posts...

[Eternal Torment]

I summon the Spanish Inqusition! The target: Kholdhearted! He is accused of not attending church even though he knows he should! Bring out the soft pillows.

[Guts/Batman]

Everyone needs a hobby, sire.

How many hobbies do you have?

[Stretch Dude]

Aye, my Knight, in nary a thousand posts...

Nigh onto a fortnight in a lesser time, shalt be naught but the blink of an eye.

[Stretch Dude]

How many hobbies do you have?

Oh, quite a few: Bashing skulls, harvesting organs, collecting womens for the Empire, genetic tampering...oh, and as a child I enjoyed collecting the cardboard backing from action-figure packages.

[Guts/Batman]

Nigh onto a fortnight in a lesser time, shalt be naught but the blink of an eye.


Aye. Time travels fast in these parts, and parts yonder. The future cannot be told, but by few...

[Guts/Batman]

Oh, quite a few: Bashing skulls, harvesting organs, collecting womens for the Empire, genetic tampering...oh, and as a child I enjoyed collecting the cardboard backing from action-figure packages.

Interesting. I didn't know about the genetic tampering. I could use some of that.

[Stretch Dude]

Aye. Time travels fast in these parts, and parts yonder. The future cannot be told, but by few...

Ye olde mysts of Tyme be shrouded by the past as though by a cloth drapery, and they whose vision pierces the veil speak not what they see save for the unpayable price.

[Stretch Dude]

Interesting. I didn't know about the genetic tampering. I could use some of that.

You already do. Where did you think the girl in your harem with the SUV-sized breasts came from? ;)

[Guts/Batman]

You already do. Where did you think the girl in your harem with the SUV-sized breasts came from? ;)

*Looks at her* I knew that had to be someone like you...

[Eternal Torment]

Well, looks like the Void is closing the gap. How exciting.

[Stretch Dude]

*Looks at her* I knew that had to be someone like you...

Who else but me?

[Stretch Dude]

Well, looks like the Void is closing the gap. How exciting.

Void, here prohibited.

[Guts/Batman]

Ye olde mysts of Tyme be shrouded by the past as though by a cloth drapery, and they whose vision pierces the veil speak not what they see save for the unpayable price.

Ye vexing language is always loved. This Olde English is always fun to read. And doth, even better when read by my God, Christopher Walken....

[Guts/Batman]

Who else but me?

Coulda been Sean...

[Stretch Dude]

Ye vexing language is always loved. This Olde English is always fun to read. And doth, even better when read by my God, Christopher Walken....

Hail to the Great Worm Spirit, whose entrails mortals are not fit to lick.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, looks like the Void is closing the gap. How exciting.

He came back from the Sun already?

[Stretch Dude]

Coulda been Sean...

Sean?! Pfft! That pansy stops before the bra measurements require a second lap around the alphabet.

[Stretch Dude]

He came back from the Sun already?

The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.

[Eternal Torment]

He came back from the Sun already?

Yep. Time to pull the exploding innuendo out.

[Eternal Torment]

Sean?! Pfft! That pansy stops before the bra measurements require a second lap around the alphabet.

He has morals. As twisted and depraved as they are, they still count as morals. Or something of the like.

[Guts/Batman]

Hail to the Great Worm Spirit, whose entrails mortals are not fit to lick.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww Entrails...

[Stretch Dude]

Yep. Time to pull the exploding innuendo out.

Again? What am I, a machine?

[Stretch Dude]

He has morals. As twisted and depraved as they are, they still count as morals. Or something of the like.

Morality is for the weak.

[Stretch Dude]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww Entrails...

Mmm...snouts...

[Eternal Torment]

Fire the panty shots! Fire the hot springs episodes! Fire the old lecherous men! We need more ammunition, people!

[Eternal Torment]

Morality is for the weak.

And for the terminally stupid.

[Guts/Batman]

Sean?! Pfft! That pansy stops before the bra measurements require a second lap around the alphabet.

I see...

He doesn't get too crazy...

[Stretch Dude]

Fire the panty shots! Fire the hot springs episodes! Fire the old lecherous men! We need more ammunition, people!

Very well, then. THE TIME HAS COME! In more ways than one.

*brings out the Fanservice Ray*

Prepare to fire. And to change your underwear.

[Eternal Torment]

I see...

He doesn't get too crazy...

But the more voluptuous, the better.

[Stretch Dude]

And for the terminally stupid.

Which is why they must be completely eliminated if the forces of horniness are to triumph.

[Guts/Batman]

Mmm...snouts...

Mmm...Pig's Feet...

[Eternal Torment]

Very well, then. THE TIME HAS COME! In more ways than one.

*brings out the Fanservice Ray*

Prepare to fire. And to change your underwear.

*brings out the Orgazmorator*

Eat hot creamy death!

*starts sniping*

[Stretch Dude]

I see...

He doesn't get too crazy...

Whereas in my case, once the hormones start a-flowin', the girls keep a-growin'.

[Guts/Batman]

Which is why they must be completely eliminated if the forces of horniness are to triumph.

Horniness will live forever!!!!

[Stretch Dude]

But the more voluptuous, the better.

My personal motto. :D

[Eternal Torment]

Whereas in my case, once the hormones start a-flowin', the girls keep a-growin'.

*rimshot* At least we didn't hire Fabius Bile.

[Guts/Batman]

Whereas in my case, once the hormones start a-flowin', the girls keep a-growin'.

And agrowin...and agrowin...

[Stretch Dude]

Mmm...Pig's Feet...

Mmm...free goo...

[Guts/Batman]

My personal motto. :D

Bah! Should be "Voluptuouser".

[Stretch Dude]

*brings out the Orgazmorator*

Eat hot creamy death!

*starts sniping*

*fires the Fanservice Ray, transforming everything it hits into a superhot, superbusty woman in tight, revealing outfits that defy numerous laws of physics*

[Eternal Torment]

Whoops. It wasn't the Void. It was the yuri fangirls that we attacked. Should we go....."apologize"?

[Stretch Dude]

Horniness will live forever!!!!

HORNINESS FOREVER!

*transforms into a cassette tape that plays porn music*

[Stretch Dude]

*rimshot* At least we didn't hire Fabius Bile.

The who now?

[Eternal Torment]

HORNINESS FOREVER!

*transforms into a cassette tape that plays porn music*

*runs blaxpoitation films*

[Stretch Dude]

And agrowin...and agrowin...

Just the way I likes 'em. :D

[Eternal Torment]

The who now?

Let's just say he's someone you wouldn't want to have surgery from.

[Stretch Dude]

Bah! Should be "Voluptuouser".

Actually, it's more like "There's no such thing as 'too big.'"

[Guts/Batman]

Mmm...free goo...

As long as it isn't brown goo or yellow snow.

[Stretch Dude]

Whoops. It wasn't the Void. It was the yuri fangirls that we attacked. Should we go....."apologize"?

In our own inimitable fashion, yes. :D

[Eternal Torment]

Then I wonder, are there such things as yuri fangirls?

[Stretch Dude]

Let's just say he's someone you wouldn't want to have surgery from.

Ah...I see...

[Guts/Batman]

Actually, it's more like "There's no such thing as 'too big.'"

True...

Ride em into the sky I say!

[Stretch Dude]

As long as it isn't brown goo or yellow snow.

Thankfully, it wasn't.

[Eternal Torment]

Ah...I see...

Mostly because he turns people into malformed superhumans. And he's from WH40K. Those guys are on edge all the time.

[Stretch Dude]

Then I wonder, are there such things as yuri fangirls?

If there are, and I just turned them into superbusty superhotties...

[Guts/Batman]

Then I wonder, are there such things as yuri fangirls?

Of course there are...

[Stretch Dude]

True...

Ride em into the sky I say!

In all manners of speaking!!

[Eternal Torment]

If there are, and I just turned them into superbusty superhotties...

Stretch is going to get a lot tonight.

[Stretch Dude]

Of course there are...

HUZZAH!! Get the macroscopes!

[Eternal Torment]

Of course there are...

They are as unnatural as yaoi fanboys. But much more screwable.

[Stretch Dude]

Stretch is going to get a lot tonight.

And once the news gets out, I'll be an intergalactic hero. :D

[Eternal Torment]

HUZZAH!! Get the macroscopes!

Get the magniviewers! And the "see through clothes" machine!

[Anthony Johanson]

And once the news gets out, I'll be an intergalactic hero. :D

Imagine the types of intergalactic ass you would get...

[Eternal Torment]

And once the news gets out, I'll be an intergalactic hero. :D

Aliens that would make you mess your pants when you see them. Every time.

[Stretch Dude]

Get the magniviewers! And the "see through clothes" machine!

*peering through macroscope* Dude, in about three seconds, there won't be any clothes.

...Damn, there must be, like, eight miles of combined cleavage over there!

[Guts/Batman]

Thankfully, it wasn't.

Good. That would be disturbing.

[Eternal Torment]

*peering through macroscope* Dude, in about three seconds, there won't be any clothes.

...Damn, there must be, like, eight miles of combined cleavage over there!

It's like a highway of breasts!

[Anthony Johanson]

Good. That would be disturbing.

Considering what we have seen on SO and Khazan, it doesn't seem all that bad.

[Stretch Dude]

Imagine the types of intergalactic ass you would get...

Indeed. And by my calculations, there's at least 740,000 species out there for whom society and evolution are based ENTIRELY around hot kinky sex.

[Eternal Torment]

Considering what we have seen on SO and Khazan, it doesn't seem all that bad.

The sheer virility of Stretch is amazing. Look at him go!

[Guts/Batman]

Considering what we have seen on SO and Khazan, it doesn't seem all that bad.

Of course not. Just disturbing elsewhere...:D

[Stretch Dude]

It's like a highway of breasts!

Perhaps we should...set up a tollbooth, if you know what I mean.

[Stretch Dude]

The sheer virility of Stretch is amazing. Look at him go!

Of course. My Inkblot powers grant me infinite stamina and allow me to be in multiple places at once! :D

[Guts/Batman]

Thread...moving so quickly...

[Stretch Dude]

Thread...moving so quickly...

That ain't the only thing!

[Stretch Dude]

Eternal Torment 608
Stretch Dude 438
Guts/Batman 403
The Dog 198
Tommy 184
Ant Crown 178
Chrosis 172
Anthony Johanson 168
Super Samurai 147
Kholdhearted 99

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Eternal Torment 608
Stretch Dude 438
Guts/Batman 403
The Dog 198
Tommy 184
Ant Crown 178
Chrosis 172
Anthony Johanson 168
Super Samurai 147
Kholdhearted 99

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Meh, as I said, I have lost a lot of will these days.

[Guts/Batman]

That ain't the only thing!

Damn you, Stretch. Damn you to Hell!!!

[Anthony Johanson]

Indeed. And by my calculations, there's at least 740,000 species out there for whom society and evolution are based ENTIRELY around hot kinky sex.

How long did it take you to come up with that number?

[Stretch Dude]

Meh, as I said, I have lost a lot of will these days.

Will schmill. I'm just gloating over Guts. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

Of course. My Inkblot powers grant me infinite stamina and allow me to be in multiple places at once! :D

It's like a sex addicts dream.

[Guts/Batman]

Eternal Torment 608
Stretch Dude 438
Guts/Batman 403
The Dog 198
Tommy 184
Ant Crown 178
Chrosis 172
Anthony Johanson 168
Super Samurai 147
Kholdhearted 99

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Can't keep ground...

[Stretch Dude]

Damn you, Stretch. Damn you to Hell!!!

I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely!

[Anthony Johanson]

Will schmill. I'm just gloating over Guts. :D

You are still a ways behind Torment though.

[Guts/Batman]

Will schmill. I'm just gloating over Guts. :D

I still have the Khazan series lead...

[Stretch Dude]

How long did it take you to come up with that number?

20 seconds. It's fun having a computer from 8 trillion years in the future.

[Stretch Dude]

It's like a sex addicts dream.

Is it any wonder Jessica and Roger are so happy together? :D

[Stretch Dude]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Can't keep ground...

Ha ha! This reminds me of the days of TMI, only slower.

[Anthony Johanson]

20 seconds. It's fun having a computer from 8 trillion years in the future.

It does all the thinking for you?

[Stretch Dude]

You are still a ways behind Torment though.

True, but I'm ahead of Guts.

[Guts/Batman]

I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely!

You would...

*Cue sound effects. Duh Duh duh*

[Anthony Johanson]

True, but I'm ahead of Guts.

I guess that is gloating enough.

[Stretch Dude]

I still have the Khazan series lead...

What's the total on those again? I need to know how many more posts I need to beat you on that.

[Stretch Dude]

It does all the thinking for you?

Given my current state of blood flow? Yes.

[Guts/Batman]

Ha ha! This reminds me of the days of TMI, only slower.

I was not around in those days...Mores the pity.

[Anthony Johanson]

Is it any wonder Jessica and Roger are so happy together? :D

Indeed, makes you wonder why many other old school cartoons don't get much loving nowadays.

[Stretch Dude]

You would...

*Cue sound effects. Duh Duh duh*

'Course I would. Loads of hot demon chicks, most of 'em nekkid and sweaty? Yum yum. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

I still have the Khazan series lead...

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't I come in first for post count on three of those?

[Len Ikari145]

Then I wonder, are there such things as yuri fangirls?

Ever been to the Shoujo Ai Archive?:D

[Stretch Dude]

I was not around in those days...Mores the pity.

Quite so. We had an entire universal microcosm in less than a week.

And you shoulda seen the dwarf jokes. Ah, them's was the days...

[Anthony Johanson]

Given my current state of blood flow? Yes.

One wonders why you haven't fainted yet. I guess it's the Toon properties *mutters* Lucky Bastard...

[Stretch Dude]

Indeed, makes you wonder why many other old school cartoons don't get much loving nowadays.

It's sad, really.

[Anthony Johanson]

Quite so. We had an entire universal microcosm in less than a week.

And you shoulda seen the dwarf jokes. Ah, them's was the days...

Some days, you got to make due with the present.

[Stretch Dude]

One wonders why you haven't fainted yet. I guess it's the Toon properties *mutters* Lucky Bastard...

Yes. Yes I am.

[Guts/Batman]

True, but I'm ahead of Guts.

*Grumbles*

[Stretch Dude]

Some days, you got to make due with the present.

Another sad fact of life.

[Guts/Batman]

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't I come in first for post count on three of those?

Yes, you did. I shall recalculate.

And thanks to this flurry, I must search for it!