Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Anthony Johanson]

Were you around for the TMI Thread? Munchy was posting non-stop 18 hours a day during that. I kid you not.

Thats re-fucking-diculous!

[Guts/Batman]

Were you around for the TMI Thread? Munchy was posting non-stop 18 hours a day during that. I kid you not.

I've been around for the various SOs and the tail end of the original. The one that got killed and deleted like 2/3 of his post count.

But not the TMI thread, no.

[Stretch Dude]

Clint Eastwood finagles another Mohican with a Car Stereo in which an Italian Girrafe is molested by the prime min-sister of Skywalker Ranch.

Hey now, Stopplayingwithyourselfunderthedeskicanseeyouthere yousickfuckington.

Meanwhile the Santa pants crochet a hamburger in Senor Gomez's cabbage socks.

[Guts/Batman]

Who were parts of that fellowship?

I would like to know this as well...

Hopefully, I don't play the part that Merry did in the LotR.

[Anthony Johanson]

I've been around for the various SOs and the tail end of the original. The one that got killed and deleted like 2/3 of his post count.

But not the TMI thread, no.

13,000 posts gone in a single click.

[Stretch Dude]

What Fellowship of Rationality?

The Fellowship unofficially forged by Peter's attempts to bring rhyme and reason to Downtown.

[Anthony Johanson]

I would like to know this as well...

Hopefully, I don't play the part that Merry did in the LotR.

Remind me, what part did Merry play?

[Guts/Batman]

13,000 posts gone in a single click.

Pretty scary if you ask me.

[Sean McClain]

I've been around for the various SOs and the tail end of the original. The one that got killed and deleted like 2/3 of his post count.

But not the TMI thread, no.
I came in at the tail-ass end of the whole deal.

I pondered getting into it, but the thread was too far along, so I decided to skip it. Was I in the right position in doing so?

[Stretch Dude]

Thats re-fucking-diculous!

But it's true, it's true!

[Anthony Johanson]

The Fellowship unofficially forged by Peter's attempts to bring rhyme and reason to Downtown.

Once again, I will just be having massive rational post rushes.

[Guts/Batman]

Remind me, what part did Merry play?

This could be argued (that Sam played this role) but I always thought that Merry was the "bitch" of LotR.

[Guts/Batman]

I came in at the tail-ass end of the whole deal.

I pondered getting into it, but the thread was too far along, so I decided to skip it. Was I in the right position in doing so?

The TMI or the original SO? SO has a rivalry with X-Cres as well...

[Anthony Johanson]

Pretty scary if you ask me.

Not actually scary, kinda hilarious if you ask me.

[Guts/Batman]

The Fellowship unofficially forged by Peter's attempts to bring rhyme and reason to Downtown.

So who played what parts?

[Anthony Johanson]

This could be argued (that Sam played this role) but I always thought that Merry was the "bitch" of LotR.

I see your point.

[Sean McClain]

The TMI or the original SO? SO has a rivalry with X-Cres as well...
No, the tail-end, before SO was removed.

[Guts/Batman]

Not actually scary, kinda hilarious if you ask me.

Scary and hilarious.

Seeing how we do the exact same thing. The same thing could happen to us!!!

[Stretch Dude]

I've been around for the various SOs and the tail end of the original. The one that got killed and deleted like 2/3 of his post count.

But not the TMI thread, no.

Oh, it was a thing of terrifying beauty, so much so that SoapOperus itself feared it and wed it. So named for the unending font of jokes that spewed forth about Munchy's love for dwarves, dragons, and Oompa-Loompas. Scenarios and madness the likes of which you can't imagine. The 30-second rule was the only hinderance. In less than a week it surged into one of the largest threads on CBR before wedding SO.

It was a time of glory.

[Guts/Batman]

No, the tail-end, before SO was removed.

Ahhhh...

I was a n00b back then on CBR so I had not the experience I do have now. I have leveled up many times FF-style. I think I'm at like level 50-some at the moment.

The SO...

Now that was not a great time.

[Anthony Johanson]

Scary and hilarious.

Seeing how we do the exact same thing. The same thing could happen to us!!!

It just gives me time to make rational posts.

[Stretch Dude]

So who played what parts?

Well, I believe Peter was Gandalf, but beyond that, it's a mystery lost to time.

[Anthony Johanson]

Ahhhh...

I was a n00b back then on CBR so I had not the experience I do have now. I have leveled up many times FF-style. I think I'm at like level 50-some at the moment.

The SO...

Now that was not a great time.

SO...where I was utterly thrashed back when I was a n00b.

[Guts/Batman]

Oh, it was a thing of terrifying beauty, so much so that SoapOperus itself feared it and wed it. So named for the unending font of jokes that spewed forth about Munchy's love for dwarves, dragons, and Oompa-Loompas. Scenarios and madness the likes of which you can't imagine. The 30-second rule was the only hinderance. In less than a week it surged into one of the largest threads on CBR before wedding SO.

It was a time of glory.

I heard about the wedding a couple chat threads ago. It sounds like the Golden Age.

The 30 second rule must be massively uber.

[Stretch Dude]

It just gives me time to make rational posts.

You and your infernal rationality! We're Downtowners, not computers!

[Anthony Johanson]

Oh, it was a thing of terrifying beauty, so much so that SoapOperus itself feared it and wed it. So named for the unending font of jokes that spewed forth about Munchy's love for dwarves, dragons, and Oompa-Loompas. Scenarios and madness the likes of which you can't imagine. The 30-second rule was the only hinderance. In less than a week it surged into one of the largest threads on CBR before wedding SO.

It was a time of glory.

Wow, my mind would probably be freed by that.

[Stretch Dude]

I heard about the wedding a couple chat threads ago. It sounds like the Golden Age.

The 30 second rule must be massively uber.

You have no idea.

[Sean McClain]

Ahhhh...

I was a n00b back then on CBR so I had not the experience I do have now. I have leveled up many times FF-style. I think I'm at like level 50-some at the moment.

The SO...

Now that was not a great time.
A horrible thought just popped into my brain-muscle.

Downtown needs an army to defend it.

ASSIGN RANKS! MAGNUM!

[Guts/Batman]

Well, I believe Peter was Gandalf, but beyond that, it's a mystery lost to time.

I remember that part, but maybe when Peter gets on he can tell us.

[Anthony Johanson]

You and your infernal rationality! We're Downtowners, not computers!

Consider me the link between the two.

[Stretch Dude]

Wow, my mind would probably be freed by that.

Indeed it would. Mine still hasn't returned. It was like...Internet Woodstock.

[Anthony Johanson]

I remember that part, but maybe when Peter gets on he can tell us.

One Ring to rule them all.

[Guts/Batman]

SO...where I was utterly thrashed back when I was a n00b.

Yea...

I never tried tangling like some did. I just kept there quietly, leveling up patiently.

[Stretch Dude]

A horrible thought just popped into my brain-muscle.

Downtown needs an army to defend it.

ASSIGN RANKS! MAGNUM!

*snaps to attention* Specific General Stretch Dude reporting, SIR!

[Anthony Johanson]

Indeed it would. Mine still hasn't returned. It was like...Internet Woodstock.

It takes a lot to free my mind. That just might do it.

[Guts/Batman]

A horrible thought just popped into my brain-muscle.

Downtown needs an army to defend it.

ASSIGN RANKS! MAGNUM!

I call "Malevolent dictator".

[Guts/Batman]

One Ring to rule them all.

One thread to rule them all... :evilsmile

[Sean McClain]

*snaps to attention* Specific General Stretch Dude reporting, SIR!
Magnum General Sean "Shogun" McClain, Ready to destroy sanity throughout the world!

[Stretch Dude]

Consider me the link between the two.

We have no need for order and rationality as computers do. We are wild, chaotic! Madness is our pimp cane, logic and sanity our bitches. We swim the stream of consciousness like salmon to spawn our gibberish. Let your primal imagination take you, and scatter your reality to the solar winds!

[Guts/Batman]

We have no need for order and rationality as computers do. We are wild, chaotic! Madness is our pimp cane, logic and sanity our bitches. We swim the stream of consciousness like salmon to spawn our gibberish. Let your primal imagination take you, and scatter your reality to the solar winds!

*In awe*

That was fucking awesome.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea...

I never tried tangling like some did. I just kept there quietly, leveling up patiently.

I didnt try to tangle, I guess the blasters were set on auto lock on n00bs.

[Sean McClain]

We have no need for order and rationality as computers do. We are wild, chaotic! Madness is our pimp cane, logic and sanity our bitches. We swim the stream of consciousness like salmon to spawn our gibberish. Let your primal imagination take you, and scatter your reality to the solar winds!
Done and Done!

[Stretch Dude]

Magnum General Sean "Shogun" McClain, Ready to destroy sanity throughout the world!

Het ho, Magnum General!

[Anthony Johanson]

We have no need for order and rationality as computers do. We are wild, chaotic! Madness is our pimp cane, logic and sanity our bitches. We swim the stream of consciousness like salmon to spawn our gibberish. Let your primal imagination take you, and scatter your reality to the solar winds!

How about no.

[Guts/Batman]

I didnt try to tangle, I guess the blasters were set on auto lock on n00bs.

With the people posting on SO back then, it's no surprise. Bebs had a lock on for n00bs...

[Stretch Dude]

*In awe*

That was fucking awesome.

Thanks. I have my moments. :D

[Stretch Dude]

How about no.

You sure? It's fun!

[Anthony Johanson]

A horrible thought just popped into my brain-muscle.

Downtown needs an army to defend it.

ASSIGN RANKS! MAGNUM!

Master Strategist and Reality General Anthony Johanson at the ready!

[Sean McClain]

Het ho, Magnum General!
We need a couple more people, then we can give lower ranks to the late-lookey-loos.

[Anthony Johanson]

With the people posting on SO back then, it's no surprise. Bebs had a lock on for n00bs...

I felt sorry for Corey when Bebs was targeting him, then I tried to get some heat off of him, so to speak. Unfortunately, I shouldn't have tried.

[Stretch Dude]

We need a couple more people, then we can give lower ranks to the late-lookey-loos.

We'll also need a cool name by which to call our grunt troops.

[Anthony Johanson]

You sure? It's fun!

A balence between seriousness and fun is needed.

[Mike Smith]

It happened. The sidewalk lit up with Black Jacko's power.

Then Billie Jean smacked him with a huge alimony settlement.

[Sean McClain]

We'll also need a cool name by which to call our grunt troops.
Goombahs, Goofbals, Kreepa Troopas?

Any of those clicking?

[Stretch Dude]

Then Billie Jean smacked him with a huge alimony settlement.

Actually, a kid blew both Jackos away because he didn't know which one was the real one.

[Guts/Batman]

I felt sorry for Corey when Bebs was targeting him, then I tried to get some heat off of him, so to speak. Unfortunately, I shouldn't have tried.

Yea...

Bebs was a toughie. Munchy must see something that I don't. For all that remember, the last part of the original SO thread was the wedding of Munchy and Bebs...

I never got in her way. Though Bushboy certainly tried...

[Guts/Batman]

Holy crap!!!

If my eyes do not deceive me I got a vote for the CotM!

[Stretch Dude]

Goombahs, Goofbals, Kreepa Troopas?

Any of those clicking?

Those are good, but we need something ominous, something that make our enemies soil their pants in terror at the mention of but one syllable of their name. Maybe something derived from our organization's name...

[Mike Smith]

Actually, a kid blew both Jackos away because he didn't know which one was the real one.

Well all be darned.

I'm really sad I was too nooby to get a chance to get my feet wet in the SO.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea...

Bebs was a toughie. Munchy must see something that I don't. For all that remember, the last part of the original SO thread was the wedding of Munchy and Bebs...

I never got in her way. Though Bushboy certainly tried...

Y'know what was funny, I predicted a wedding between Munchy and Bebs.

[Sean McClain]

Those are good, but we need something ominous, something that make our enemies soil their pants in terror at the mention of but one syllable of their name. Maybe something derived from our organization's name...
I got it!

War Pigs.

[Guts/Batman]

Those are good, but we need something ominous, something that make our enemies soil their pants in terror at the mention of but one syllable of their name. Maybe something derived from our organization's name...

Agreed.

Simple "Shadow Demon" doesn't work but that's what we are looking for no?

[Stretch Dude]

Holy crap!!!

If my eyes do not deceive me I got a vote for the CotM!

And if mine don't lie, I got one too!

[Anthony Johanson]

Those are good, but we need something ominous, something that make our enemies soil their pants in terror at the mention of but one syllable of their name. Maybe something derived from our organization's name...

Khazan Anihilators?

[Anthony Johanson]

And if mine don't lie, I got one too!

I got one also.

[Guts/Batman]

Y'know what was funny, I predicted a wedding between Munchy and Bebs.

Yea...

The children though. True Hell...

[Sean McClain]

I got one also.
Maan, nobody votes for me. :(

I need mindless naming to take my mind off of this tragedy.

[Guts/Batman]

And if mine don't lie, I got one too!

From me no less...

Good to feel appreciated for my madness. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Agreed.

Simple "Shadow Demon" doesn't work but that's what we are looking for no?

"Shadow Demons" is good, but how about...

Downtroopers?

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea...

The children though. True Hell...

Very much so. Fortunately, I'm not as "worried" as I was back then.

[Stretch Dude]

From me no less...

Good to feel appreciated for my madness. :D

Happy to return the favor. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Khazan Anihilators?

I'm liking...hmm..."Khazannihilators." Bit of difficulty rolling off the tongue, but I like the idea of our army sweeping across the land at the cry of "KHAZANNIHILATE!"

[Sean McClain]

"Shadow Demons" is good, but how about...

Downtroopers?
Waaaaarrrr Piiiiiggggsss.

[Guts/Batman]

"Shadow Demons" is good, but how about...

Downtroopers?

I like it......:D

[Guts/Batman]

Happy to return the favor. :D

Many thanks Stretchm old buddy old pal. :D

With the way I post outside of Rumbles I didn't think I would get votes by anyone.

[Stretch Dude]

Waaaaarrrr Piiiiiggggsss.

The War Pigs can be the elite troops!

[Sean McClain]

I'm liking...hmm..."Khazannihilators." Bit of difficulty rolling off the tongue, but I like the idea of our army sweeping across the land at the cry of "KHAZANNIHILATE!"
Keep the battlecry, lose the name.

War Pigs: Khazannihilllllaateeee!

[Stretch Dude]

Many thanks Stretchm old buddy old pal. :D

With the way I post outside of Rumbles I didn't think I would get votes by anyone.

And I hardly post outside of Rumbles, so I didn't think so either.

[Guts/Batman]

Very much so. Fortunately, I'm not as "worried" as I was back then.

Yep...

Do you range over to Munchy's forum often?

[Anthony Johanson]

I'm liking...hmm..."Khazannihilators." Bit of difficulty rolling off the tongue, but I like the idea of our army sweeping across the land at the cry of "KHAZANNIHILATE!"

The difficulty only profounds how much they should be feared!

[Sean McClain]

The War Pigs can be the elite troops!
Then it's decided.

Grunts: the Downtroopers.

Higher-Ups: the War Pigs.

Big Bosses: the Generals.

[Stretch Dude]

The difficulty only profounds how much they should be feared!

A point is made.

[Guts/Batman]

And I hardly post outside of Rumbles, so I didn't think so either.

I hardly do now as well. I used to post more on there than I ddid on Rumbles but that has changed. I feel like a villain in the Batman forum for my thoughts on Winick's Batman and Hush.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yep...

Do you range over to Munchy's forum often?

Sometimes, although its mainly for RP posts. The SO thread is not all that good, to be honest.

[Stretch Dude]

Then it's decided.

Grunts: the Downtroopers.

Higher-Ups: the War Pigs.

Big Bosses: the Generals.

I agree. And to appease Reality General Anthony, we can have weapons or vehicles called Khazannihilators.

[Guts/Batman]

Then it's decided.

Grunts: the Downtroopers.

Higher-Ups: the War Pigs.

Big Bosses: the Generals.

What about the Malevolent Dictator?

[Anthony Johanson]

I hardly do now as well. I used to post more on there than I ddid on Rumbles but that has changed. I feel like a villain in the Batman forum for my thoughts on Winick's Batman and Hush.

I am almost rumbles-exclusive, but sometimes I post on TV and the Games boards.

[Guts/Batman]

Sometimes, although its mainly for RP posts. The SO thread is not all that good, to be honest.

Yea...

I don't range over there much myself. It doesn't have the feel I want in a SO forum. Or at least thread....

[Sean McClain]

I agree. And to appease Reality General Anthony, we can have weapons or vehicles called Khazannihilators.
Now, the Generals must have special abilities. Abilities that set them way, way, WAYYYYYY apart from all other soldiers in the Grand Khazan Empire.

[Stretch Dude]

I hardly do now as well. I used to post more on there than I ddid on Rumbles but that has changed. I feel like a villain in the Batman forum for my thoughts on Winick's Batman and Hush.

I hardly ever posted outside Rumbles from the start. I'm so used to the atmosphere around here that going to another CBR forum makes me nervous and uncomfortable.

[Stretch Dude]

Now, the Generals must have special abilities. Abilities that set them way, way, WAYYYYYY apart from all other soldiers in the Grand Khazan Empire.

Yes, of course. Perhaps in relation to our respective titles...

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea...

I don't range over there much myself. It doesn't have the feel I want in a SO forum. Or at least thread....

Yeah, it was formed out of hate mostly, but should have been made for chat, that would have given it a roomy environment, so to speak.

[Sean McClain]

What about the Malevolent Dictator?
He resides slightly above in rank, but is equal in power to the Generals.

[Stretch Dude]

What about the Malevolent Dictator?

Well, sire, everyone knows you're in charge, so it goes without saying.

[Anthony Johanson]

I agree. And to appease Reality General Anthony, we can have weapons or vehicles called Khazannihilators.

Hmm...I have no quarrel with this, this is excellent!

[Guts/Batman]

I am almost rumbles-exclusive, but sometimes I post on TV and the Games boards.

I try to "broaden my horizons", when I go to discuss a comic I'll go to the thread. But for the most part I will discuss it here on Revival or Death Spiral.

Though I haven't gotten to the threads for the issues I bought this week. This was a very good week for comics for me personally. Almost all the stuff I bought was Revival worthy.

[Sean McClain]

Yes, of course. Perhaps in relation to our respective titles...
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! *punches head until tiny Stretch-robot falls out*

[Stretch Dude]

Hmm...I have no quarrel with this, this is excellent!

See? Appeasement.

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah, it was formed out of hate mostly, but should have been made for chat, that would have given it a roomy environment, so to speak.

Yea.

The second SO really put a bad taste in my mouth.

[Stretch Dude]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! *punches head until tiny Stretch-robot falls out*

*Stretch-Bot waves arms frantically* Danger! Danger, Sean McClain!

[Guts/Batman]

Well, sire, everyone knows you're in charge, so it goes without saying.

That's true.

Malevolent Dictator sounds good to me. :D

[Anthony Johanson]

I try to "broaden my horizons", when I go to discuss a comic I'll go to the thread. But for the most part I will discuss it here on Revival or Death Spiral.

Though I haven't gotten to the threads for the issues I bought this week. This was a very good week for comics for me personally. Almost all the stuff I bought was Revival worthy.

I dont know alot about comics, so I stick with what I know. That is, the effects of some rumbles fights, TV, and games.

[Guts/Batman]

See? Appeasement.

*Protests*

Appeasement sucks! Apeeasement sucks! Chamberlain! Chamberlain!

[Stretch Dude]

I dont know alot about comics, so I stick with what I know. That is, the effects of some rumbles fights, TV, and games.

Likewise. Around here, you stick to your strengths.

[Guts/Batman]

I dont know alot about comics, so I stick with what I know. That is, the effects of some rumbles fights, TV, and games.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

I originally came to this site to get some information on comics. I then proceeded to buy lots of comics and trades so recent DC stuff is my specialty at the moment.

That and Berserk, Hellsing and various other mangas.

[Stretch Dude]

*Protests*

Appeasement sucks! Apeeasement sucks! Chamberlain! Chamberlain!

I think she's dusting the parlor.

[Guts/Batman]

Likewise. Around here, you stick to your strengths.

And you learn from people you know know their stuff like MU cosmics from Pendaran.

The TV stuff I don't know because I don't watch a lot of TV. With the exception of Law and Order...

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea.

The second SO really put a bad taste in my mouth.

I was excited for a week, but then it was just Rumbles bashing. It really ticked me off when I was made mod for the "community" thread as I like to call it. But, soon after, it was killed off.Apprently we wanted to get away from the community, as it was, then Bebs commented on making me mod was pushing it.

[Sean McClain]

*Protests*

Appeasement sucks! Apeeasement sucks! Chamberlain! Chamberlain!
Alright, for example:

Powers:

Shogun Magnum: Releases a four-mile tall and wide ball of energy at supersonic speeds at the foe.

ShoguNation: Summons robot from space warp that is larger than every planet and moon in the solar system, stacked on top of one another, plus the Sun.

The MIGHTY FISH!: Summons a tenth-dimensional being in the shape of a fish to rewrite reality and defeat enemies.

Various other powers for all generals will include: Telepathy, SuperSpeed, Flight, Class 75+ Strength, and Power Blasts from hands.

Start from there, and add powers as you can think of them.

[Guts/Batman]

I think she's dusting the parlor.

And her skirt is riding a little high. :D

[Stretch Dude]

Hm...we have generals, a Malevolent Dictator, grunt troops, elite troops...now all our army needs is a flag and an official name.

[Anthony Johanson]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

I originally came to this site to get some information on comics. I then proceeded to buy lots of comics and trades so recent DC stuff is my specialty at the moment.

That and Berserk, Hellsing and various other mangas.

I just came because I thought I knew stuff about comics. I got a rude awakening, but then I learned I had to stick to what I knew.

[Guts/Batman]

I was excited for a week, but then it was just Rumbles bashing. It really ticked me off when I was made mod for the "community" thread as I like to call it. But, soon after, it was killed off.Apprently we wanted to get away from the community, as it was, then Bebs commented on making me mod was pushing it.

Dark times indeed.

That was just a very depressing time. But we are on the mend, and almost fully healthy.

I doubt we can have another Golden Age but maybe a Silver Age.

[Sean McClain]

Hm...we have generals, a Malevolent Dictator, grunt troops, elite troops...now all our army needs is a flag and an official name.
Wait, you other Generals also have to define powers.

Plus, we have to assign others who show up here periodically to be the War Pigs.

[Guts/Batman]

I just came because I thought I knew stuff about comics. I got a rude awakening, but then I learned I had to stick to what I knew.

Likewise. I've learned a lot of stuff. This place has actually changed how I read...

[Stretch Dude]

Alright, for example:

Powers:

Shogun Magnum: Releases a four-mile tall and wide ball of energy at supersonic speeds at the foe.

ShoguNation: Summons robot from space warp that is larger than every planet and moon in the solar system, stacked on top of one another, plus the Sun.

Start from there, and add powers as you can think of them.

Hmm...

Specific Shot: Strikes an enemy's weakest points with a devastating energy bolt.

Mentornado: Uses the power of the Freshmaker to unleash a minty-fresh whirlwind.

Mighty Strike: Cuts through foes with the Mighty Sword of Mighty Mightyness.

Toon Force: Grants indestructibility, immunity to the laws of reality, and all other abilities stemming from cartoon characters.

Rock of Ages: Unleashes a power chord from the almighty guitar Ax-Calibur.

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, but because of my timedness, I still have a ways to go.

But, even a drop in a bucket can someday level a mountain, or some such bulllshit.


A journey of a thousand miles, begins with a single footstep.

But alot of people forget the 999.99 Miles that come after that.

[Anthony Johanson]

Dark times indeed.

That was just a very depressing time. But we are on the mend, and almost fully healthy.

I doubt we can have another Golden Age but maybe a Silver Age.

I may come back to the boards then.

[The MunchKING]

10000 POSTS!!! MUNCH, GUTS WATCH OUT, IM ON YO @$$!!!
*smacks his butt*

Get OFF of there already!!

[Stretch Dude]

Wait, you other Generals also have to define powers.

Plus, we have to assign others who show up here periodically to be the War Pigs.

Agreed, but we still need a name so we can include our ranks in our sigs and strike fear in the hearts of our enemies.

[Guts/Batman]

Malevolent Dictator:

Dark Phoenix level telepathy and TK, Sentry level in raw power and speed.

BatGod level tactician, with an aggressive way of thinking things through.

[The MunchKING]

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
And you would be a 747.

[Stretch Dude]

*smacks his butt*

Get OFF of there already!!

There are Rumblers with more posts than you. You've been away a long time, Munch. :D

[The MunchKING]

And you'd be a 747


DAMN, beat me to it...

Now it'll look like I'm a cheap copy.

But I actually thought of it before I saw your post.

[The MunchKING]

There are Rumblers with more posts than you. You've been away a long time, Munch. :D
But WHY?? Of all the posters that would LIKE it, why does he have to pick MY ass to camp out on?

[The MunchKING]

No, I'm a helicopter. An idiot in a totally different way.


a screw-up? ;)

[Stretch Dude]

But WHY?? Of all the posters that would LIKE it, why does he have to pick MY ass to camp out on?

It does resemble a campground...

[Guts/Batman]

But WHY?? Of all the posters that would LIKE it, why does he have to pick MY ass to camp out on?

Because it must feel soft or something.

He was hanging on mine too...

[Anthony Johanson]

Reality Emperor of Ikeru

Powers:

Infinite Precog and Postcog: Can see unlimited periods into the future and past

Perfect Strategy: Able to create fullproof plans, which always work

Reality Bending: Can bend reality to my whim

Rewriting: Can take any person,place, or thing and make it what I want it whether or not it exists inside reality

Final Grace: Brings together the emotional energy across all realities, and unleashes it all in a lethal bomb.

[The MunchKING]

Indeeds, and we only have about 4200 posts in which to do so!
You think you can?

[Sean McClain]

Agreed, but we still need a name so we can include our ranks in our sigs and strike fear in the hearts of our enemies.
The Omniversal Empire of Khazan: Drink deep our madness, and know our freedom.

Oh, and Munch, how would you like a spot as a general?

[Anthony Johanson]

Because it must feel soft or something.

He was hanging on mine too...

Looks like everyone is on a stool sitting frenzy.

[Super Samurai]

Oh can I be a War Pig!?

[The MunchKING]

If Munch gets back into fighting form, he'll absorb half the thread's total in but a heartbeat.


I kinda sorta implied I wouldn't to Peter.

But if you try to take advantage of the fact that I didn't actually SAY I wouldn't...

[The MunchKING]

Well, time to go into posting maniac mode to rival Munchy.


Don't.


Cause then I'll be forced to smack you.

[Guts/Batman]

Looks like everyone is on a stool sitting frenzy.

And my ass is a stool... :evilangry

Nah...

The Malevolent Dictator shall not be a seat!!!

[The MunchKING]

Were you around for the TMI Thread? Munchy was posting non-stop 18 hours a day during that. I kid you not.


ahhh that was a definatly a long day.

[The MunchKING]

Thats re-fucking-diculous!
Every 30 seconds ON the 30 seconds.

[Guts/Batman]

You think you can?

I don't.

It's just kinda luck we're posting at the same time as you right now...

[Sean McClain]

Oh can I be a War Pig!?
In the Name of the Omniversal Empire of Khazan, I dub thee a War Pig.

Rise, mighty Swine of Destruction, and serve your Empire.

[Stretch Dude]

ahhh that was a definatly a long day.

My first post-a-thon, too. As I recall, I went from a mere 800 posts to over 2,000 thanks to that thread.

[Anthony Johanson]

Don't.


Cause then I'll be forced to smack you.

Ask me if I care.

[The MunchKING]

Yea...

Bebs was a toughie. Munchy must see something that I don't.

Someone that could stand up to me.

And she's a sweetie at heart.

For all that remember, the last part of the original SO thread was the wedding of Munchy and Bebs...

I never got in her way. Though Bushboy certainly tried...

:-D

[Guts/Batman]

Every 30 seconds ON the 30 seconds.

Holy shite!!!

2 (posts per minute)x 60 (minutes in an hour)x 18(hours)= 2160

2160!!! :eek:

[Anthony Johanson]

And my ass is a stool... :evilangry

Nah...

The Malevolent Dictator shall not be a seat!!!

Then show them why!

[Stretch Dude]

In the Name of the Omniversal Empire of Khazan, I dub thee a War Pig.

Rise, mighty Swine of Destruction, and serve your Empire.

*performs Salute of the Empire* HET HO!

[The MunchKING]

A horrible thought just popped into my brain-muscle.

Downtown needs an army to defend it.

ASSIGN RANKS! MAGNUM!


Commander in Cheif MunchKING.

Very good, Soilder.

[Super Samurai]

In the Name of the Omniversal Empire of Khazan, I dub thee a War Pig.

Rise, mighty Swine of Destruction, and serve your Empire.

*Salutes* I am your weapon.

[Guts/Batman]

Someone that could stand up to me.

And she's a sweetie at heart.



:-D

So she seems to be. I've talked to her a few times on your forum. And the Bushboy thing was friggin hilarious.

[Stretch Dude]

Holy shite!!!

2 (posts per minute)x 60 (minutes in an hour)x 18(hours)= 2160

2160!!! :eek:

Multiply that by a week. Now you know what Munchy is capable of.

[The MunchKING]

Sometimes, although its mainly for RP posts. The SO thread is not all that good, to be honest.
:(

It would be better if more people were there being Random.

But no, now it's just bitching and the occasional update on something cool.

[Anthony Johanson]

*Salutes* I am your weapon.

Must resist urge to make joke.

[Sean McClain]

Commander in Cheif MunchKING.

Very good, Soilder.
Nah, Guts is the Malevolent Dictator, and he won' take kindly to you ursurping his position.

[Stretch Dude]

So she seems to be. I've talked to her a few times on your forum. And the Bushboy thing was friggin hilarious.

Fill me in, for I know not.

[The MunchKING]

Yeah, it was formed out of hate mostly, but should have been made for chat, that would have given it a roomy environment, so to speak.


We can chat.

Go over there and chat your fool heads off.

[Anthony Johanson]

:(

It would be better if more people were there being Random.

But no, now it's just bitching and the occasional update on something cool.

Well, I believe the deletion of SO scared off many posters.

[Stretch Dude]

:(

It would be better if more people were there being Random.

But no, now it's just bitching and the occasional update on something cool.

That's cuz all the randomness drained into us.

[Guts/Batman]

Then show them why!

*Uses my massive TP and TK to mindrape Try for making me a seat. Ripping his brain apart.*

[Sean McClain]

*performs Salute of the Empire* HET HO!
How do you link a single post? I've never known how to do that.

[Anthony Johanson]

*Uses my massive TP and TK to mindrape Try for making me a seat. Ripping his brain apart.*

Very good Guts.

[Super Samurai]

Whatever happened to Bushboy anyway?

[The MunchKING]

I was excited for a week, but then it was just Rumbles bashing. It really ticked me off when I was made mod for the "community" thread as I like to call it. But, soon after, it was killed off.Apprently we wanted to get away from the community, as it was, then Bebs commented on making me mod was pushing it.


Sorry, everyone fussed at me when Corey put up a comm board...

[Guts/Batman]

Multiply that by a week. Now you know what Munchy is capable of.

*Brain asplodes*

[The MunchKING]

It does resemble a campground...
*farts fire at Stretch Dude*

[Anthony Johanson]

Sorry, everyone fussed at me when Corey put up a comm board...

Well, now that I know the reason behind it, I forgive you Munch.

[Guts/Batman]

How do you link a single post? I've never known how to do that.

I think you just click the number.

[Anthony Johanson]

Whatever happened to Bushboy anyway?

He disappeared, lost in the sands of time.

[The MunchKING]

My first post-a-thon, too. As I recall, I went from a mere 800 posts to over 2,000 thanks to that thread.
Amazing wasn't it??

[Stretch Dude]

How do you link a single post? I've never known how to do that.

Edit the URL to the page you're on: Change "showthread.php" to "showpost.php." Then, after the number directly after that bit of text, type "&postcount=" followed the the number of the post you want to link. (The number, of course, being in the upper right-hand corner of each post.)

[Anthony Johanson]

Edit the URL to the page you're on: Change "showthread.php" to "showpost.php." Then, after the number directly after that bit of text, type "&postcount=" followed the the number of the post you want to link. (The number, of course, being in the upper right-hand corner of each post.)

Or click the number of the post you want to link.

[Stretch Dude]

I think you just click the number.

...Dang, I didn't know that.

[Guts/Batman]

Very good Guts.

I have to get used to this Malevolent Dictator thing. I'll find better and more creative ways as time passes.

With Munchy as my Commander in Chief, I can't fail.

What is the ranking system here...?

[Super Samurai]

He disappeared, lost in the sands of time.

Another grain in the desert.

[Stretch Dude]

Amazing wasn't it??

It was like sex. TYPED sex. On the Internet.

[Stretch Dude]

*Brain asplodes*

Like I said.

[The MunchKING]

Ask me if I care.
Peter would.

[Anthony Johanson]

I have to get used to this Malevolent Dictator thing. I'll find better and more creative ways as time passes.

With Munchy as my Commander in Chief, I can't fail.

What is the ranking system here...?

I dont think we discussed that.

[Anthony Johanson]

Peter would.

Thats nice.

[Stretch Dude]

*farts fire at Stretch Dude*

*sends a Mentornado up Munchy's ass*

[The MunchKING]

Nah, Guts is the Malevolent Dictator, and he won' take kindly to you ursurping his position.
Nah I'm the guy he hired to run his army while he plots and laughs Maniaclly.

[Anthony Johanson]

It was like sex. TYPED sex. On the Internet.

cybering-typing?

[Guts/Batman]

It was like sex. TYPED sex. On the Internet.

Sex never sounded so good.

[The MunchKING]

That's cuz all the randomness drained into us.


*throws him over to my board*

[Anthony Johanson]

*sends a Mentornado up Munchy's ass*

Mentos, the ultimate freshmaker.

[Stretch Dude]

*throws him over to my board*

Munchy has claimed the Power of the 1000! Het ho, Commander!

[Stretch Dude]

Sex never sounded so good.

Indeed it did not.

[Anthony Johanson]

Munchy has claimed the Power of the 1000! Het ho, Commander!

Well, there goes my 3 consecutive 1000 posts.

[The MunchKING]

Munchy has claimed the Power of the 1000! Het ho, Commander!
At ease, soilder.

[Guts/Batman]

Nah I'm the guy he hired to run his army while he plots and laughs Maniaclly.

Exactly.

I don't need to run my army. I have lots of power but I need competent people to lead my army. And the competentest of the competentest should command them...

My TP/TK allows me to know what everyone in thinking so I don't have to worry about coups.

[Anthony Johanson]

Indeed it did not.

Somewhere out there, you have given a lemon writer an idea.

[The MunchKING]

*sends a Mentornado up Munchy's ass*


*uses it to cut a Super fart*

[Stretch Dude]

Well, there goes my 3 consecutive 1000 posts.

Fret not, Reality General. There's still another 4 Power Posts in this thread.

...This is starting to sound like an 80's Saturday morning cartoon. KICKASS!

[Stretch Dude]

*uses it to cut a Super fart*

Ah, a blast of minty-fresh wind!

[Anthony Johanson]

Fret not, Reality General. There's still another 4 Power Posts in this thread.

...This is starting to sound like an 80's Saturday morning cartoon. KICKASS!

Excellent, I shall take at least one of them.

[Stretch Dude]

Somewhere out there, you have given a lemon writer an idea.

Heavens to Murgatroyd.

[Anthony Johanson]

Ah, a blast of minty-fresh wind!

Farts never smelled so good.

[The MunchKING]

Fret not, Reality General. There's still another 4 Power Posts in this thread.

...This is starting to sound like an 80's Saturday morning cartoon. KICKASS!
Either that or Archon.

[Guts/Batman]

Damn...

1 post off. Didn't even know we had progressed that far.

[Stretch Dude]

Farts never smelled so good.

Indeed they did not.

[Anthony Johanson]

Heavens to Murgatroyd.

I can hear the typing right now.

[Stretch Dude]

Damn...

1 post off. Didn't even know we had progressed that far.

Yeah. We're that damn good.

[Sean McClain]

The NEW Chain is as follows:

Malevolent dictator > Commander-in-chief > Generals > War Pigs > Downtroopers.

Don't like it, tough. Now, I know we have one confirmed War Pig. But we must work to enlist everyone who even traipses Downtown.

[Anthony Johanson]

Either that or Archon.

We talking Warhammer?

[Guts/Batman]

Ah, a blast of minty-fresh wind!

Yea...

If ass smelled like mint.

[Stretch Dude]

I can hear the typing right now.

Then you should stop writing it and start helping us conquer the forums!

[Anthony Johanson]

The NEW Chain is as follows:

Malevolent dictator > Commander-in-chief > Generals > War Pigs > Downtroopers.

Don't like it, tough. Now, I know we have one confirmed War Pig. But we must work to enlist everyone who even traipses Downtown.

Conscription eh?

[The MunchKING]

We talking Warhammer?
No...




Archon.

[Stretch Dude]

Yea...

If ass smelled like mint.

Munchy's does, now. Such is the power of the Freshmaker.

[Anthony Johanson]

Then you should stop writing it and start helping us conquer the forums!

I dont write fanfics, due to my lack of motive.As for conquering forums, where to start?

[Guts/Batman]

Yeah. We're that damn good.

Definitely...:D

[The MunchKING]

Munchy's does, now. Such is the power of the Freshmaker.
It's better than being called a campsite...

[Anthony Johanson]

No...




Archon.

Never heard of it.

[Sean McClain]

Conscription eh?
Voluntary or Enslavery.

One way or another, we want them, to join the army.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yea...

If ass smelled like mint.

Great, a new fetish has been born.

[Stretch Dude]

I dont write fanfics, due to my lack of motive.As for conquering forums, where to start?

You're the Master Strategist, remember?

[Stretch Dude]

Great, a new fetish has been born.

Actually, I think this is that fetish's little brother.

[Guts/Batman]

Conscription eh?

Conscription it is...

So says your Malevolent Dictator!

We have to find spots for all who visit this thread.

I deam there to be a council of magicians. And I hereby make Peter the Lord of the Order. Any suggestions for lesser magicians?

[Anthony Johanson]

You're the Master Strategist, remember?

Well, for conquering these forms, there are two strong points we need to conquer, the community and X-Board. Then, we will be unstoppable.

[Sean McClain]

Great, a new fetish has been born.
It was born on Wednesday.

THEEEEAAANKS.

[Guts/Batman]

Munchy's does, now. Such is the power of the Freshmaker.

Damn...

I must get this Freshmaker.

Rejected twice by the 30 second limit!

[Anthony Johanson]

Actually, I think this is that fetish's little brother.

Little brother Kenny?

[Stretch Dude]

User Name Posts
The MunchKING 203
JCAll 124
Stretch Dude 115
Anthony Johanson 104
Sean McClain 96
Trystenn 90
Peter 73
Guts/Batman 72
Chrosis 46
Captain Sarcasm 33

Jesus, I only had 22 posts this afternoon! :eek:

[Anthony Johanson]

Damn...

I must get this Freshmaker.

Rejected twice by the 30 second limit!

Thats happened to me 4 times.

[Guts/Batman]

Great, a new fetish has been born.

You know it!!! :D

[Anthony Johanson]

User Name Posts
The MunchKING 203
JCAll 124
Stretch Dude 115
Anthony Johanson 104
Sean McClain 96
Trystenn 90
Peter 73
Guts/Batman 72
Chrosis 46
Captain Sarcasm 33

Jesus, I only had 22 posts this afternoon! :eek:

Wow, that will transplant really worked.

[Stretch Dude]

Damn...

I must get this Freshmaker.

Rejected twice by the 30 second limit!

I possess the power of the Freshmaker, O Malevolent One, thus it is at your command.

[Anthony Johanson]

You know it!!! :D

Thats why I stated it.

[Guts/Batman]

User Name Posts
The MunchKING 203
JCAll 124
Stretch Dude 115
Anthony Johanson 104
Sean McClain 96
Trystenn 90
Peter 73
Guts/Batman 72
Chrosis 46
Captain Sarcasm 33

Jesus, I only had 22 posts this afternoon! :eek:

And I have made near 60 tonight alone...

[Stretch Dude]

Wow, that will transplant really worked.

What did I tell you? :D

[Anthony Johanson]

What did I tell you? :D

You were right. I guess it took time to get working.

[Guts/Batman]

Well, for conquering these forms, there are two strong points we need to conquer, the community and X-Board. Then, we will be unstoppable.

We need to subdue the resistance in Rumbles first...

[Stretch Dude]

Well, for conquering these forms, there are two strong points we need to conquer, the community and X-Board. Then, we will be unstoppable.

Excellent. Begin preparing a preliminary strategy for each scenario.

[Anthony Johanson]

Conscription it is...

So says your Malevolent Dictator!

We have to find spots for all who visit this thread.

I deam there to be a council of magicians. And I hereby make Peter the Lord of the Order. Any suggestions for lesser magicians?

I could work a magician position...

[Guts/Batman]

I possess the power of the Freshmaker, O Malevolent One, thus it is at your command.

*Sits on his throne Dr. Doom style*

Very good General.

[Stretch Dude]

We need to subdue the resistance in Rumbles first...

Yes, and we'll need to enlist Watcher and Gordon to keep our activities covert until the time is ready to strike.

[Stretch Dude]

*Sits on his throne Dr. Doom style*

Very good General.

Het ho, my liege!

[Sean McClain]

We need to subdue the resistance in Rumbles first...
Yes, My Lord. The might of the MIGHTY FISH! serves you and the Empire to subdue the Rebel suck-asses.

HET HO!

(Should the Generals have a Henshin moment?)

[Anthony Johanson]

We need to subdue the resistance in Rumbles first...

Send some Downtowners to do that. However, the X-Boards are a bit more difficult, we must send a diversionary force there, make sure they can hold, and then overtake the X-Boards in a lightning blitz! As for community, we wait them out until they are lulled into thinking safety, then we charge, and we have destroyed the community.

[Anthony Johanson]

Yes, and we'll need to enlist Watcher and Gordon to keep our activities covert until the time is ready to strike.

I think we could get Watcher, Gordon may be a bit more difficult.

[Stretch Dude]

(Should the Generals have a Henshin moment?)

Yes, I think it wise to hide our increased powers from the Rebels until we strike.

[Guts/Batman]

I could work a magician position...

Nah...

The Council of Mages exists not within the military ranks. It is parallel with the military rankings. Not higher, not lower than the generals, but must be separate.

If you are a general, you cannot be on the Council of Mages.

Tru should be on the Council I think. Sarc also has the makings of a great Mage.

[Super Samurai]

Hmm, maybe we should form a temporary alliance with some of the smaller boards?

[Stretch Dude]

Send some Downtowners to do that. However, the X-Boards are a bit more difficult, we must send a diversionary force there, make sure they can hold, and then overtake the X-Boards in a lightning blitz! As for community, we wait them out until they are lulled into thinking safety, then we charge, and we have destroyed the community.

Excellent! I've been waiting all night to say this...

*thrusts hand outward, cape flapping in the wind*

Downtroopers...KHAZANNIHILATE!!

[Sean McClain]

Nah...

The Council of Mages exists not within the military ranks. It is parallel with the military rankings. Not higher, not lower than the generals, but must be separate.

If you are a general, you cannot be on the Council of Mages.

Tru should be on the Council I think. Sarc also has the makings of a great Mage.
Cleric would be a natural for a Mage

[Stretch Dude]

Hmm, maybe we should form a temporary alliance with some of the smaller boards?

Perhaps. Have we any diplomats?

[Guts/Batman]

I think we could get Watcher, Gordon may be a bit more difficult.

Aye...

Gordon does tend to get involved in this thread more so than Watcher. But Watcher is still a major danger.

[Anthony Johanson]

Nah...

The Council of Mages exists not within the military ranks. It is parallel with the military rankings. Not higher, not lower than the generals, but must be separate.

If you are a general, you cannot be on the Council of Mages.

Tru should be on the Council I think. Sarc also has the makings of a great Mage.

Those are good names, but if the Mage Council is running short, I could be a partial magician, at least until we can find someone to fill the position.

[Anthony Johanson]

Hmm, maybe we should form a temporary alliance with some of the smaller boards?

We should form with TV and Anime. They will be turned upon in due time.

[Guts/Batman]

Perhaps. Have we any diplomats?

I used to be a diplomat before recent times to the DC forums. But no longer.

I shall take this under consideration.

[Stretch Dude]

We should form with TV and Anime. They will be turned upon in due time.

Deathstroke does come to Rumbles on occasion. Perhaps he can of use to us.