Downtown Khazan: Black Hole!

[Deviant Juvenile]

You know, I wonder how smartass some people will be after they realize they can be smacked upside the head for it?

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

You know, I wonder how smartass some people will be after they realize they can be smacked upside the head for it?

like that will stop them..oh wait..*hides form slap*

[Deviant Juvenile]

like that will stop them..oh wait..*hides form slap*

See, it's already working. :D

[Deviant Juvenile]

I'd track down Miburo and smack him. This would be his fault somehow, I just know it.

[Chrosis]

I'd track down Miburo and smack him. This would be his fault somehow, I just know it.

Quoted for truth.

[Miburohunter929]

Hey, are you implying that I would do something so cruel and henious as to work to make CBR barren and dead for a few laughs, the satisfaction of knowing how many people are suffering from my actions, and the fact that I can now make thread after glorious thread detailing my glory (amoung other things), and all without having to worry about somebody ruining my parade?

Do I really seem like that much of a vendective, petty ass to you?

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Hey, are you implying that I would do something so cruel and henious as to work to make CBR barren and dead for a few laughs, the satisfaction of knowing how many people are suffering from my actions, and the fact that I can now make thread after glorious thread detailing my glory, and all without having to worry about somebody ruining my parade?

Do I really seem like that much of a vendective, petty ass to you?

petty yes..you seem that petty..and then some...

actually..thats really the only word that comes to mind...when i think of you..:p

[Chrosis]

Hey, are you implying that I would do something so cruel and henious as to work to make CBR barren and dead for a few laughs, the satisfaction of knowing how many people are suffering from my actions, and the fact that I can now make thread after glorious thread detailing my glory (amoung other things), and all without having to worry about somebody ruining my parade?

Do I really seem like that much of a vendective, petty ass to you?

To be blunt... yes. You do.

[sharkerbob]

I'd track down Miburo and smack him. This would be his fault somehow, I just know it.

Well, I ate all the chicken and the weed wacker is out of gas. Still have the cool whip though, and I just found this ten pound ham... that's sort of like a live chicken. You could use that.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Well, I ate all the chicken and the weed wacker is out of gas. Still have the cool whip though, and I just found this ten pound ham... that's sort of like a live chicken. You could use that.

i satill got the modified jumper cables..and pink spandex

[Miburohunter929]

To be blunt... yes. You do.


Shit. I was hoping no one would call me on it. Or would atleast lie to my face or something.

......

In my defense, I didnt have a choice, and had a very good reason as to why I did it.

[Len Ikari145]

Thirded. When in doubt, blame Miburo! :D

Seriously, I would be majorly disheartened if CBR died (and would probably go on a rampage by flaming the moderators for allowing it to happen).

[Chou Blaster]

A massive fight breaks out, a battle for the right to put on the big badge saying 'Chairman'.


And should sucha fight happen, I'll be wielding a smaller CBR user, akni to a club.

[Miburohunter929]

Thirded. When in doubt, blame Miburo! :D

I swear to god, If I ever find that in the FAQ, I'll be pissed.

"Why cant hulk resist speedblitz? That Fucker Miburo had something to do with it."

" Why does PIS/CIS exist? Because miburo wouldnt stop being a dick."


And I cant wait to find out that any and all technicall problems stem from miburo doing something stupid.

And naturally, any thread dift, thread necromancy, deleated threads, or people being banned will somehow be because of miburo.

Great. Looks like its off to the miburocave for me, seeing as how hundereds of people are gonna want my head on a pike, since i killed their favorite passtime.

Looks like I better kill biggs before he spills my secret location.

....Unless...You all have decided to be the nice, kind people I know you are, and forgive me.:D

......Who the fuck am I kidding. looks like its off to mexico for me.

[Chou Blaster]

I probaly hit X, and go about otherplaces.

Day s latter if it ain't happennig with lwo activty, THEN I start to bersekr out.

[Miburohunter929]

Anywho, now that I have alot more time to kill, I focus on what really matters.

What? School? Bitch, Are you deaf?

No. Not family either dumbass.

Friends? What the fuck does this look like to you, seseme street?

No, what I really need to focus on, according to my brother, is one thing, and one thing alone.

Getting Laid.

And seeing as how I have nothing to distract me (aside from, tv, games, books, sleep, food, training, air, etc)

Expect my lay-o-meter to go off the charts.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Anywho, now that I have alot more time to kill, I focus on what really matters.

What? School? Bitch, Are you deaf?

No. Not family either dumbass.

Friends? What the fuck does this look like to you, seseme street?

No, what I really need to focus on, according to my brother, is one thing, and one thing alone.

Getting Laid.

And seeing as how I have nothing to distract me (aside from, tv, games, books, sleep, food, training, air, etc)

Expect my lay-o-meter to go off the charts.

riddle me..this..riddle me that

whats the difference betweem miburu and a big fatr hack

okay that didnt ryme very well but still

the big difference between you..biggs kohl and myself

on the fabolious four..we all have skillz..biggs is the SF guru cold derstroys reality..i;m the curbstomp senxei and regulator

mibur..your our redshirt

just cannon fodder..who poses very well:p

on a side note they really should put the four of us into a rumblepedia entry

[Miburohunter929]

Hey, i thought DJ and Deus were our buddies also?

I Admit, the Fantabulous Six dosnt sound too good.

Or Maybe we should try the Fantabulous Four Featuring Dues...And Dj.....And Ts15 or whatever the hell his name is...Oh...and len.... and Gezora when his ass is actually around.

Know what? Fuck it. Math is for lesser men. I dont care what the title implies, I'll add ass many people as I damn well please.

If I want to say theres four of us, and there is actually nine, then god damnit, I'll do just that.

And since we are all friends, you all wont hurt me for making CBR go away...right?

I consider all of you my friends....So you all should forgive me and not...well... Kill me.

[Len Ikari145]

Hey, i thought DJ and Deus were our buddies also?

I Admit, the Fantabulous Six dosnt sound too good.

Or Maybe we should try the Fantabulous Four Featuring Dues...And Dj.....And Ts15 or whatever the hell his name is...Oh...and len.... and Gezora when his ass is actually around.

Know what? Fuck it. Math is for lesser men. I dont care what the title implies, I'll add ass many people as I damn well please.

If I want to say theres four of us, and there is actually nine, then god damnit, I'll do just that.

And since we are all friends, you all wont hurt me for making CBR go away...right?

I consider all of you my friends....So you all should forgive me and not...well... Kill me.

Well, I can certainly promise you this: You won't stay dead.:D

[Deviant Juvenile]

Hey, i thought DJ and Deus were our buddies also?

I Admit, the Fantabulous Six dosnt sound too good.

Or Maybe we should try the Fantabulous Four Featuring Dues...And Dj.....And Ts15 or whatever the hell his name is...Oh...and len.... and Gezora when his ass is actually around.

Know what? Fuck it. Math is for lesser men. I dont care what the title implies, I'll add ass many people as I damn well please.

If I want to say theres four of us, and there is actually nine, then god damnit, I'll do just that.

And since we are all friends, you all wont hurt me for making CBR go away...right?

I consider all of you my friends....So you all should forgive me and not...well... Kill me.

I didn't say I was going to kill you. Just smack you.

[Miburohunter929]

I didn't say I was going to kill you. Just smack you.


Yes. But your gonna smack me in the back of the head most likely. Have you ever been smacked in the back of your head?

I hate it!

Shit, I might think of you killing me to be a greater mercy.

My god...The pain. It haunts me. It haunts me within every fiber of my being.

*Enters fetal position*

[Len Ikari145]

Yes. But your gonna smack me in the back of the head most likely. Have you ever been smacked in the back of your head?

I hate it!

Shit, I might think of you killing me to be a greater mercy.

My god...The pain. It haunts me. It haunts me within every fiber of my being.

*Enters fetal position*

(looks at him sympathetically....then spontaneously kicks him in the crotch with cleeted shoes)

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

(looks at him sympathetically....then spontaneously kicks him in the crotch with cleeted shoes)

no..no.no!! poor poor mibu

oh well thats the fate of all redshirts

[S J C]

I forget... I gift token...

Ichigo kiss Rukia avatar [but size 100x100 px]
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/7334/1100yw5.gif

Thanks :)

Kenpachi: Do you Rukia--

Rukia: Of course I do! I'm here arent I?

Kenpachi: Ok.....well, do you Ichig--

Ichigo: What she said.

Kenpachi: *Tosses away bible* Well to hell with it, you guys dont need me. You may now kiss the bride.

***

Byakuya: Lets see, Rukia said she wanted to me to come here. I think this must be the place..*opens door to see Ichigo and Rukia kissing*..on second thought maybe not. I'm outta here.

Rukia: Byaaakuuuyaaa!!! Yay! You made it!!

Byakuya: Shit...she saw me, now I HAVE to stay. Hey Rukia congradulations! I'm so happy for you.

Ichigo: Hey man great to see you--

Byakuya: Shut up.

Ichigo: Hey man, its ok *goes to pat Byakuya on the back*

Byakuya: I said shut up. And dont touch me either.

Ichigo: Ok then, someone isnt happy.

Rukia: So Byakuya, how do you like the wedding?

Byakuya: I'm so happy for you, and if your happy thats all that matters *For the first time in his life, Byakuya smiles*

Ichigo: Byakuya? Happy? AND smiling!? *Looks in his glass and thows away the alchohol* Never again.

EDIT- I dont know that much about Bleach but I hope I made them seem as in character as possible. I hope you enjoyed it:D

Nice :D almost perfect

[biggsdacat]

MH, I already punched your face off. Go find it. Bitch.

[Frostbite883]

Behold I bring you....The Cosmic Cube!

*shows Cosmic Cube in hand*

Happy B-Day. SJC! :)

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

MH, I already punched your face off. Go find it. Bitch.


oh..god..did bigs just pwn MH??

yeah..definately pwned him

[Ghost]

No one is online. The CBR forum just completely dies permanently suddenly one morning. What do you do?

I rule the deserted ruins like a bandit king!
Finally, the forum in mine! All mine!

[Miburohunter929]

MH, I already punched your face off. Go find it. Bitch.

Dumbass, that was a MiburoBot. and besides, I have mad regen skills, so even if by some miracle you somehow managed to accomplish this task (PIS out the ass) My glorious visage would be restored to this undeserving world almost instantly.

Also, from the ruins of my face spawn miburohunter930. Until I kill him, and steal his power, Making me Miburhunter929+

"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly Imagine" Indeed.

And if by chance, I botched the quote, dont care.

Now run along, and post on other threads...wait! you cant! because I already put a stop to that!!!

Mwahahahahah!

God damn I'm sleppy.

[Ghost]

Happy Birthday! (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/25684002/?&q=ichigo+rukia+chibis&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_scale%3A5) :)

[OverMaster]

Heh.

I wrote one of those sex fanfics between Lois and Bruce. I even had a motivation to write one where Superman knew it was happening then banged Zatanna and Wonder Woman at the same time.

However, I lost the motivation to do it.

*Bows head down in shame* Actually, I... I have three anime fics posted on Adult Fanfiction.Net...

[Ice'Lord]

I would search for buutenks, params7, cappa donna and IWD cuz I debate with them the most. After we talk for a while, I find Cleric (cause he makes awesome tournaments and RPG's). Then I will find Eternal Torment and Miburohunter and punch each of them two times (ET for being morbid and MH for being a dick). Then I get drunk and talk to various random people I meet. And them I fall asleep in the fountain.

[OverMaster]

I'm nowhere as good speaking English as I am writing in it, so I'll have a lot of problems making everyone to understand me. I might have to pull a Genma Panda/Wile E. Coyote and start talking with written signals.

[Titan76]

No one is online. The CBR forum just completely dies permanently suddenly one morning. What do you do?
Post naked woman in every thread.:D

But if that were to happen it would finally give me a resaon to go back and actually work on my Myspace page. Almost all my friends have one and I signed up after finding out I was really the only one who didn't but after I did I never got into it.

And after going to Myspace I probably also go sign up at Newsarama.com or Comixfan.com.

[Ghost]

*Sigh*, I'm kind of the odd man out, since I'm very careful about expressing myself in person. The idea of offending someone scares me.

I don't drink, smoke, or anything like that, so I'm not one who can go out and have super wild parties with either.

More then likely, I'd end up at the wall, leaning against it and listening to everyone else, a smile on my face. I might try to discuss my RPG's with someone, or books/anime/manga/tv shows/cartoons/movies with.


Sounds uncannily familiar.

*Sits down next to Cleric*

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Sounds uncannily familiar.

*Sits down next to Cleric*


*Hands Ghost a soda*.



Well, it is nice to have company.:)


How's your swordmaking coming along, Ghost?

[Sharpandpointies]

I then proceed to find sharp, and talk about various things, for hours on end. If he's up for it. I don't think I could ever get tired of talking to that guy.

Man, I'm up for that. :) No worries on that score, and the feeling is mutual. Thanks.

Although you getting tackled by IWD in the middle of our discussion might make that difficult. -_-

[Ghost]

*Hands Ghost a soda*.



Well, it is nice to have company.:)


How's your swordmaking coming along, Ghost?

Not that well. My hand is hurt (washerwoman's thumb) so I can barely stand writing. I don't even dare try taking it to the smithy. Getting better, though.

Otherwise, it's fine. Just finished a little writing project. So, it's cool.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Not that well. My hand is hurt (washerwoman's thumb) so I can barely stand writing. I don't even dare try taking it to the smithy. Getting better, though.

Otherwise, it's fine. Just finished a little writing project. So, it's cool.



Sorry to hear that, man. Hope it gets all healed up soon.:)

[Demon King Psycho]

I quietly sit in the corner and try not to say too much. I do get into any argument where I know what I'm talking about though.

Also, I stare at the naked people. You're really just asking for it.

[Ghost]

Sorry to hear that, man. Hope it gets all healed up soon.:)

Thanks. :)

[Sharpandpointies]

Not that well. My hand is hurt (washerwoman's thumb) so I can barely stand writing. I don't even dare try taking it to the smithy. Getting better, though.

Sorry to hear - how'd you manage that? :(

[Ant Crown]

No one is online. The CBR forum just completely dies permanently suddenly one morning. What do you do?
Depends on what DVDs I have that day.

[Ant Crown]

*Sigh*, I'm kind of the odd man out, since I'm very careful about expressing myself in person. The idea of offending someone scares me.



I don't drink, smoke, or anything like that, so I'm not one who can go out and have super wild parties with either.



More then likely, I'd end up at the wall, leaning against it and listening to everyone else, a smile on my face. I might try to discuss my RPG's with someone, or books/anime/manga/tv shows/cartoons/movies with.





Oh, and give Trulyures a hug, just because she's probably the closest thing to pure good on the Forum, despite the few times she posts nowadays.:)
Poker?
I've got a deck.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Poker?
I've got a deck.



Only if it's not with real money.:)

[Deviant Juvenile]

Only if it's not with real money.:)

It's no fun with no risk.

[OverMaster]

It's no fun with no risk.

Strip poker for everyone, then! Except for the ones who already post and walk around in the buff.

[Sharpandpointies]

Strip poker for everyone, then! Except for the ones who already post and walk around in the buff.

I'll pass. I'm happy sitting and talking. :) You guys go ahead with the strip poker - I'll just avert my eyes.

[Deviant Juvenile]

Strip poker for everyone, then! Except for the ones who already post and walk around in the buff.

Drat. Well, strip poker can still be a spectator sport, especially if there's hot chicks involved.

And you just had to choose the most boring Naruto character for your avatar, didn't you?

[OverMaster]

Drat. Well, strip poker can still be a spectator sport, especially if there's hot chicks involved.

And you just had to choose the most boring Naruto character for your avatar, didn't you?

No, I left TenTen out of this.

*Ba da bump*

But honestly, I got sick of Rasta Joker as my image rather fast.

[Guts/Batman]

*Bows head down in shame* Actually, I... I have three anime fics posted on Adult Fanfiction.Net...

I haven't typed mine up yet. I think it's still in a notebook somewhere. Might type it up...

[Gordon Smith]

My, some of you guys have, uh...shall we say, interesting hobbies.

[Guts/Batman]

Heh.

Only a one time fascination here, Gordon. I have tons of hobbies. Most of them collecting. Hot Wheels cars, Yu-Gi-Oh cards (before I got into comics), baseball/basketball cards, dvds, action figures.

[Gordon Smith]

Heh.

Only a one time fascination here, Gordon. I have tons of hobbies. Most of them collecting. Hot Wheels cars, Yu-Gi-Oh cards (before I got into comics), baseball/basketball cards, dvds, action figures.

I have only ever collected books and comics myself. But to each their own, I say.

[Guts/Batman]

I only collect the very bestest of Hot Wheels. Jaguars, Poursches, Lamborghinis, etc. Still looking for a decent Hummer and Limo. Oh, and a Lamborghini Diablo.

Comics dominate my collecting scene now. Cards have gone by the wayside for the moment. I don't read many books. Particularly fiction, I just can't get into it. I need comics for my fiction.

Though I do enjoy reading about sports figures.

[Ghost]

Sorry to hear - how'd you manage that? :(

Way to much internet surfing + way to much videogaming + way too much writing + a light cold. Many factors, all on top of each other, you know.

It's funny, though, I don't think the smithing had much to do with it. :p

[OverMaster]

Heh.

Only a one time fascination here, Gordon. I have tons of hobbies. Most of them collecting. Hot Wheels cars, Yu-Gi-Oh cards (before I got into comics), baseball/basketball cards, dvds, action figures.

My budget is somewhat limited, but I like to collect anime, comic books, manga, prose books, and to play soccer.

I love writing, although I prefer writing in Spanish. I have to struggle a lot more when writing fiction in English. I don't only write lemons, I also have some short prose pieces done, most of them introspective character studios. I am working in two megacrossovers now: one of them the MUGEN project at Never Ending, the other one a more personal, but also far more complex to do, yet unpublished sort of 'Ultimate Animeverse' thing.

[Gordon Smith]

I only collect the very bestest of Hot Wheels. Jaguars, Poursches, Lamborghinis, etc. Still looking for a decent Hummer and Limo. Oh, and a Lamborghini Diablo.

Comics dominate my collecting scene now. Cards have gone by the wayside for the moment. I don't read many books. Particularly fiction, I just can't get into it. I need comics for my fiction.

Though I do enjoy reading about sports figures.

Just make sure you have room in your ever-expanding collection for The Immortal Iron Fist (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3945341&postcount=139)!

[Ice'Lord]

Happy Birthday SJC! Hope all is well!
As a gift I'll let you marry PC-Superdick to a gorilla.:D Now it's his time to see how difficult the first wedding-night is when your wife is an animal.

[nervmeister]

Happy Birthday!

[The Drunkard Kid]

Happy Birthday, man. My gift shall be my permission to cry if you want to. Also, this canister of tear gas. Ignore the timer, it just counts down like that for no reason.

Well, look at the time. I think its about time Ileftnowbye.

*runs*

[S J C]

Thanks for all the gifts everyone now let loss the Orian slave girls

excuse me a moment I have to *Thank* The Drunkard Kid personally

[Len Ikari145]

*Bows head down in shame* Actually, I... I have three anime fics posted on Adult Fanfiction.Net...

So you *did* write those OMG! and Nadesico fics. Perverted monster! You shame your current avatar!


j/k :D

[OverMaster]

So you *did* write those OMG! and Nadesico fics. Perverted monster! You shame your current avatar!


j/k :D

You know way too much!

*Blows the whole area to off all witnesses*

My promising political career must stay protected!

[Kahnno6]

Happy birthday!!

Unfortunately I don't have a cool gift for you..all I can give you is this box. Inside of it is a tiny pocket universe that you have absolute power and control over.

Enjoy your absolute corruption!!!!

Now where is that beerbot at?!

[Kahnno6]

Happy birthday!!

Unfortunately I don't have a cool gift for you..all I can give you is this box. Inside of it is a tiny pocket universe that you have absolute power and control over.

Enjoy your absolute corruption!!!!

Now where is that beerbot at?!

Oh, and I forgot to mention that this tiny universe is an exact replica of our universe. So right now, in the microscopicverse, there's a micro me, giving a micro SJC this same box, creating an infinte flow of tiny universes within each other...

hmmm I have to wonder..are we a micro universe inside of a much larger box?!

eh..I need to stop thinking! Where IS that beerbot?!

[The MunchKING]

Hey, are you implying that I would do something so cruel and henious as to work to make CBR barren and dead for a few laughs, the satisfaction of knowing how many people are suffering from my actions, and the fact that I can now make thread after glorious thread detailing my glory (amoung other things), and all without having to worry about somebody ruining my parade?

Do I really seem like that much of a vendective, petty ass to you?


Dammit you just HAD to give him the idea didn't you??

And My answer "Go to my forums, cause everyone obviously migrated there" has been said.

[Tommy]

Everyone is going to be shocked that I am no where near as gay in real life as I am on the internet.

[Tommy]

That's simple.

Invisible-vision.
Didn't Silver Age Superman have that power?

[The MunchKING]

My, some of you guys have, uh...shall we say, interesting hobbies.
You mean there are people who DON'T like Porn, or pornish fanfictions??

[Gordon Smith]

You mean there are people who DON'T like Porn, or pornish fanfictions??

I don't read ''pornish fanfiction'', no, although I certainly don't condemn those who do (or who write the stuff).

[Len Ikari145]

You know way too much!

*Blows the whole area to off all witnesses*

My promising political career must stay protected!

(regenerates a second later): Um...ow? Just for that, I'm copying and pasting all your fics and posting them for all CBR to see. Mwuhahahahahahaahahaahaaa!!:evilsmile

[OverMaster]

(regenerates a second later): Um...ow? Just for that, I'm copying and pasting all your fics and posting them for all CBR to see. Mwuhahahahahahaahahaahaaa!!:evilsmile

Hey, it's you who is getting banned and having those posts erased, not me. J/K. :p

EDIT: And when did we all become selfregenerating freaks like that anyway? Now we can't accuse Wolverine for becoming just that, dammit!

[The Drunkard Kid]

Everyone is going to be shocked that I am no where near as gay in real life as I am on the internet.I, for one, am shocked and appalled at this blatant misrepresentation of your personality.

But, no fear; after I finish re-building my catapult and setting it on fire, you will be flaming in at least one meaning of the word.

[Len Ikari145]

Hey, it's you who is getting banned and having those posts erased, not me. J/K. :p

EDIT: And when did we all become selfregenerating freaks like that anyway? Now we can't accuse Wolverine for becoming just that, dammit!

Hm, good point. I'll just PM the links to everyone instead. heh, j/k

And we can't all regenerate like that(just ask Ant and that poor fool Miburo:evilsmile ), the only reason I do is because my avatar is the controller of Life and Death (among other things).:p

[The Drunkard Kid]

I rule the deserted ruins like a bandit king!
Finally, the forum in mine! All mine!But who are you gonna kidnap to give them a pretty dress?

And, honestly, my first reaction to this thread was "Huh. Ahead of schedule, I see."

[Miburohunter929]

Hm, good point. I'll just PM the links to everyone instead. heh, j/k

And we can't all regenerate like that(just ask Ant and that poor fool Miburo:evilsmile ), the only reason I do is because my avatar is the controller of Life and Death (among other things).:p

I can regenerate, just under very special circumstances.(RE: To spite Biggs) And usually, I just do a substitution jutsu with a miburobot anyhow.

But yes, I do lack the ability to regenerate instantly from a kick to the crotch.

Speaking of which.... *Hits Len in the crotch with a golf club*

FAR!!!!!
:D

[OverMaster]

I can regenerate, just under very special circumstances.(RE: To spite Biggs) And usually, I just do a substitution jutsu with a miburobot anyhow.

But yes, I do lack the ability to regenerate instantly from a kick to the crotch.

Speaking of which.... *Hits Len in the crotch with a golf club*

FAR!!!!!
:D

You aren't thinking big, dude.

Here. *Passes Miburohunter a spiked mace* Hit him with this now.

[Miburohunter929]

You aren't thinking big, dude.

Here. *Passes Miburohunter a spiked mace* Hit him with this now.

Yeah, my mistake, I'm having a really, really off day.

And he cant die right?

*Chains len up* good! now i can wail on his nuts with this mace to my hearts content. And luckily for us, he can regen them back, allowing for even more fun!

Hey! Maybe I can make an attraction out of this, and charge people to try decimate lens crotch! but hell always regen it back, so they will always lose!

Greatest con EVER.

[Sharpandpointies]

Way to much internet surfing + way to much videogaming + way too much writing + a light cold. Many factors, all on top of each other, you know.

It's funny, though, I don't think the smithing had much to do with it. :p

Lord, that stinks. :( Terribly sorry.

Funny how that works, right? I always hurt my back sitting in a chair. Never in class. Go figure.

[Tommy]

But, no fear; after I finish re-building my catapult and setting it on fire, you will be flaming in at least one meaning of the word.
As will half the other people there.

On the plus side unleashing the glittering golden god is allways a good thing.

[The Drunkard Kid]

As will half the other people there.That's a risk I'm eager to take.

Though I do take umbrage at your assumption that I'll miss the other half.

[Tommy]

Perhaps he should hook up with Claire Bennet?

[Tommy]

That's a risk I'm eager to take.

Though I do take umbrage at your assumption that I'll miss the other half.
FINE TAKE ALL THE UMBRAGE! It is not like other people might want some.

[Gordon Smith]

*thinks about scheduling thread for assimilation*

[Guts/Batman]

Just make sure you have room in your ever-expanding collection for The Immortal Iron Fist (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3945341&postcount=139)!

That was on my list of comic books to get when it comes out. I am totally pumped for that.

[The Drunkard Kid]

FINE TAKE ALL THE UMBRAGE! It is not like other people might want some.
Do not worry. I shall deal out umbrage as well as firey catapulty goodness.

And by goodness, I mean evil from the deepest, most Kentucky Fried corners of my soul.

[Len Ikari145]

Che. (easily rips out of his manacles, wraps the chains around Miburo's neck, and strangles Miburohunter until his head pops off): And since I know you're just another pathetic bot--(activates self-destruct sequence on Miburo-bot, teleports the Miburocave and sees Miburo seated at his console, laughing his dickish ass off). Enjoy, peon. (drops Miburo-bot into the horrified Miburohunter's lap before it exploded, disintegrating everything in a five-mile radius): You didn't learn the first time when you crossed me did you, amateur? (shakes head pityingly)

And as for you Overmaster (snaps fingers, then Overmaster is materialized into space in the path of star going Nova): Let this be a lesson to you--(watches as the star explodes right in front of Overmaster)-- never attempt the impossible.

[Guts/Batman]

My budget is somewhat limited, but I like to collect anime, comic books, manga, prose books, and to play soccer.

Mine too is limited by college and not being able to work as often as I could. I could work during the week, but I found that doesn't work for me.

Anime is expensive, so I basically stopped buying anime. I keep my manga interests confined to Yu-Gi-Oh, Shonen, Jump, Hellsing, and Berserk. Of those, Shonen Jump is a monthly thing so it helps in the money department.

Though I buy too many comics. While my DC buying list has gone down considerably, I replace them more with books from IDW or Dynamite. Lone Ranger, Transformers, etc. Buy less from the big 2 allows me to read more, different kinds of comic books.

I also love playing tennis.

[Miburohunter929]

Che. (easily rips out his manacles, wraps the chains around Miburo's neck, and strangles Miburohunter until his head pops off): And since I know you're just another pathetic bot--(activates self-destruct sequence on Miburo-bot, teleports the Miburocave and sees Miburo seated at his console, laughing his dickish ass off). Enjoy, peon. (drops Miburo-bot into the horrified Miburohunter's before it exploded, disintegrating everything in a five-mile radius): You didn't learn the first time when you crossed me did you, amateur? (shakes head pityingly)

And as for you Overmaster (snaps fingers, then Overmaster is materialized into space in the path star going Nova): Let this be a lesson to you--(watches as the star explodes right in front of Overmaster)-- never attempt the impossible.

Tsk, Tsk. Foolishness, len, Foolishness.

Please, Like I would ever do any work. Do you really think I'll be working at my console when I have a ton of miburobots (Also known as slaves) to do my work for me? Nope, that was another miburobot. And didnt you know? I have miburocaves all over the world, it serves to keep my enemies confused.

And even if, by some miracle, you got the right miburo, and the right cave, containing an explosion of that magnatude is childs play for me.

But, I must applaud your effort, and too reward you, I give you a gift of two words

"Screw you".

Oh. By the way, when I hit you in the crotch with the spiked club it was filled with neurotoxin. So I'm pretty sure your heart should be stopping or something.

Have fun!

[Tommy]

Transformers,
How could anyone say "no" to robots in disguise?

[Guts/Batman]

How could anyone say "no" to robots in disguise?

I know it. IDW just kicks ass.

[Ghost]

Lord, that stinks. :( Terribly sorry.

Well, as I said, it seems to be getting better now. But thanks for the concern. :)

[Len Ikari145]

Tsk, Tsk. Foolishness, len, Foolishness.

Please, Like I would ever do any work. Do you really think I'll be working at my console when I have a ton of miburobots (Also known as slaves) to do my work for me? Nope, that was another miburobot. And didnt you know? I have miburocaves all over the world, it serves to keep my enemies confused.

And even if, by some miracle, you got the right miburo, and the right cave, containing an explosion of that magnatude is childs play for me.

But, I must applaud your effort, and too reward you, I give you a gift of two words

"Screw you".

Oh. By the way, when I hit you in the crotch with the spiked club it was filled with neurotoxin. So I'm pretty sure your heart should be stopping or something.

Have fun!

Neurotoxin? Hah! Such a pitiful effort when my immune system neutralizes such commodities in less than a picosecond.

And all over the world you say? Oh well. (Creates a planet-sized black hole next to Earth) Oh, I could go through the mundane task of wiping out everything in one go, but then I wouldn't have the pleasure of savoring those delicious screams of panic, desperation, and fear. I hope you made your piece with God. (cue typical villainous laugh)

Damn, I'm bored.

[sharkerbob]

Strip poker for everyone, then! Except for the ones who already post and walk around in the buff.

I'm not good at poker anyway. I'd be stripped in no time, and then I'd have to start betting favors to compensate. So its probably just as well.

[Tommy]

Are we REALLY sure we REALLY want to look at each other naked? I will admit I am not exactly in the best shape...

[The MunchKING]

I quietly sit in the corner and try not to say too much. I do get into any argument where I know what I'm talking about though.

Also, I stare at the naked people. You're really just asking for it.


I'll point and laugh at them.

While making refferences to my twelve foot "sword" of course.

Probably wind up going the general headbutting-Uppercutting Mayhem if someone spikes my punch. Otherwise Hit on Tru and Tanith for Old time sake,.

[Miburohunter929]

Neurotoxin? Hah! Such a pitiful effort when my immune system neutralizes such commodities in less than a picosecond.

And all over the world you say? Oh well. (Creates a planet-sized black hole next to Earth) Oh, I could go through the mundane task of wiping out everything in one go, but then I wouldn't have the pleasure of savoring those delicious screams of panic, desperation, and fear. I hope you made your piece with God. (cue typical villainous laugh)

Damn, I'm bored.

.....My god? You really need to read my sig more often, my friend. I make peace with my god whenever I look in the mirror.

And I laugh at your pitiful attempt at world destruction. Do you think Miburo The Conqueror fears something as feeble as a black hole?

*Whips out the Miburo Powered eternal sword* I think not *swipes at the sky, causing the black hole to vanish*

I will not tolorate the destruction of this planet....Okay, I will, but only If I help in destroying it. And thats after I take over it. You shall rue the day you made an enemy of miburohunter. Oh yes, you shall.

P.S: Are we still on for that party? Also I'm bored also.

[Captain Morgan]

I offer everyone there a banana. Then I nuke the place from orbit with my nostril cannons. 'Cause I can.
I'm Captain Morgan, bitches. I do what I want.

[Len Ikari145]

.....My god? You really need to read my sig more often, my friend. I make peace with my god whenever I look in the mirror.

And I laugh at your pitiful attempt at world destruction. Do you think Miburo The Conqueror fears something as feeble as a black hole?

*Whips out the Miburo Powered eternal sword* I think not *swipes at the sky, causing the black hole to vanish*

I will not tolorate the destruction of this planet....Okay, I will, but only If I help in destroying it. And thats after I take over it. You shall rue the day you made an enemy of miburohunter. Oh yes, you shall.

P.S: Are we still on for that party? Also I'm bored also.

Well, I wasn't trying to destroy you, per se. You bored me, so my short-attention span kicked in, and I decided to make a blackhole for the hell of it. Oh and (snatches back L-Ikari Eternal sword) who said you could loot my trunk and put your label on my crap?!

Besides, why do you want conquer the world anyway? I've already conquered and destroyed this mundane multiverse so many times(beyond the current scope the metric system), I've lost all pleasure that I once derived from it. The only reason I bother to remake it is because I need *something* to do when I'm bored, otherwise I'm just chilling a empty, white void of nothingness.

Take it from the experienced. The pleasure you feel now from raping, scoring, plundering, torturing and destroying will fade. Then, one day, you'll seek some random deluded fool with a God-complex(much like yourself) with the passing thought that he/she might have infinitesimal chance of surpassing you (much like I've treated you).

P.S. Sure. But you're bringing the Burritos and Biggs(as the pinata).:D

[Tommy]

Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Gay Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Gay

[hitokiri_]

blargh!

edited.

[hitokiri_]

hey guys just for the hell of it, lets do something stupid.

post your real name, age, sex (take it out of context :D), sports you play. graduated in what degree. job.

ill go first

jj vega
23
male
basketball
AB Communication Arts
customer service rep for sprint.

[Tommy]

Peter
22
Male
Sports? What are Sports?
I have yet to graduate college, but I am working towards an English degree
A bitch boy for Kmart

[hitokiri_]

Peter
22
Male
Sports? What are Sports?
I have yet to graduate college, but I am working towards an English degree
A bitch boy for Kmart


i cant believe im older than you.

[Tommy]

i cant believe im older than you.
If it is any consolation I turn 23 in six days.

[hitokiri_]

If it is any consolation I turn 23 in six days.


i just turned 23 last october5

[Eternal Torment]

Posting your personal information? I'll see to it that those who do will be hunted down.

[Tommy]

Posting your personal information? I'll see to it that those who do will be hunted down.
I'm waiting.

[Eternal Torment]

I'm waiting.

It'll take some time to search all of USA, you know. Maybe I'll find you in several years.

[Tommy]

It'll take some time to search all of USA, you know. Maybe I'll find you in several years.
Well no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[Eternal Torment]

Well no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Well, I'm not Spanish.

[Tommy]

Well, I'm not Spanish.
Your not? Jewish?

[Eternal Torment]

Your not? Jewish?

Remember how I'm a nihilist? Still, I'll do some odd jobs for the Catholics. Inquisition time!

[Tommy]

Remember how I'm a nihilist? Still, I'll do some odd jobs for the Catholics. Inquisition time!
I have only one response to that, "Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Gay Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Gay"

[Eternal Torment]

I have only one response to that, "Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Gay Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Gay"

As long as you don't mention abortions or the Middle-East. They are very sensitive about that.

[Tommy]

*wonders why only two people ever talk at a time in Khazan*

[Guts/Batman]

Cannot be coincidence...

[Eternal Torment]

Cannot be coincidence...

You've got that right!

[Guts/Batman]

I'm always right, bitch. :D

[Eternal Torment]

I'm always right, bitch. :D

I am Yulaw. I'm nobody's bitch.

[Stretch Dude]

I am Yulaw. I'm nobody's bitch.

You certainly are.

[Eternal Torment]

You certainly are.

Come on, Stretch. You know that almost everybody is the Juggernaut's bitch. Including you, but excluding me.

[Stretch Dude]

Come on, Stretch. You know that almost everybody is the Juggernaut's bitch. Including you, but excluding me.

Maybe so, but you have admitted to being Nobody's bitch.

So there.

A couple years ago, more people would get that.

[Guts/Batman]

Bwahahahahahahaha...

Good one Stretch...

[Eternal Torment]

Maybe so, but you have admitted to being Nobody's bitch.

So there.

A couple years ago, more people would get that.

I guess I deserved it. I walked right into it. But still, I'm going to kill you. Insanity works in strange ways. Very strange ways.

[Stretch Dude]

Bwahahahahahahaha...

Good one Stretch...

My wordplay thanks you. :D

[hitokiri_]

I'm always right, bitch. :D


bitch please. :D

[Kholdhearted]

bitch please. :D
*hands him a crate*

Your bitch sir.

[hitokiri_]

*hands him a crate*

Your bitch sir.


the bitch is back ladies and gentlemen.

[Kholdhearted]

the bitch is back ladies and gentlemen.

*Ahem*

*cough*tip*cough*

[hitokiri_]

*Ahem*

*cough*tip*cough*


*puts chewing gum on KH's palm*

[Kholdhearted]

*puts chewing gum on KH's palm*

Oh. My. God.

Oh no this bitch didnt! Like OMG Becky hold my poodle!!

*kicks down hitokiri's Bitch-in-a-box*

[hitokiri_]

Oh. My. God.

Oh no this bitch didnt! Like OMG Becky hold my poodle!!

*kicks down hitokiri's Bitch-in-a-box*


*bitch slaps kholdhearted*

[Eternal Torment]

Oh snap! No they didn't!

[Stretch Dude]

*puts chewing gum on KH's palm*

Nice family.

[Len Ikari145]

Yet more reasons why I would be sad if this forum died.:D

[Guts/Batman]

You're signature is hilarious Len...

[Chrosis]

You're signature is hilarious Len...

I like mine better.

[Guts/Batman]

I like mine better.

I like mine better than yours.

[Super Samurai]

Why are signatures called signatures anyway, they're more like "text used to be a smartass".

[Chrosis]

Why are signatures called signatures anyway, they're more like "text used to be a smartass".

It's more of a formality than anything else...

[Tommy]

This kid is clearly THE GAY!

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/472/1054686016lcr6.gif

[Chrosis]

He's wearing all that protective gear, and he's going to break a wrist. I just know it.

[OverMaster]

Che. (easily rips out of his manacles, wraps the chains around Miburo's neck, and strangles Miburohunter until his head pops off): And since I know you're just another pathetic bot--(activates self-destruct sequence on Miburo-bot, teleports the Miburocave and sees Miburo seated at his console, laughing his dickish ass off). Enjoy, peon. (drops Miburo-bot into the horrified Miburohunter's lap before it exploded, disintegrating everything in a five-mile radius): You didn't learn the first time when you crossed me did you, amateur? (shakes head pityingly)

And as for you Overmaster (snaps fingers, then Overmaster is materialized into space in the path of star going Nova): Let this be a lesson to you--(watches as the star explodes right in front of Overmaster)-- never attempt the impossible.

*Absorbs the exploding star's energy, then farts it back at Len*

Meh, I say.

[NinjaJJ]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1441/bloebi36zi3.png


I have gift to you... BLEACH FAN!!! (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8922/eventgb5.jpg)


Ichigo

1 (http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6796/ichigoqs8.jpg)
2 (http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/7592/050404boo7.jpg)
3 (http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7745/ichigo02gs9.jpg)


Rukia

1 (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8448/rukia03hq9.jpg)
2 (http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6808/050404aio8.jpg)


Ichigo & Rukia

1 (http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/315/ichigorukiapz9.jpg)
2 (http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/5757/041208fu6.jpg)
3 (http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/5994/book13ac0.jpg)


Yoruichi

1 (http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/8429/blyoruitixr2.jpg)
2 (http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2742/yoruichi1cg7.jpg)


Byakuya & Renji

1 (http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/5435/renzibyakuyasj1.jpg)
2 (http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/1746/ble00kp9.gif)
3 (http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4069/obl14ns9.png)
4 (http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8711/obl08wy3.png)
5 (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1974/bkrn01jt5.jpg)


Gin

1 (http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/516/obl10hu1.png)
2 (http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/3913/bloebi54ji4.jpg)
3 (http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3853/gin2lt9.jpg)


Aizen & Gin

1 (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6809/blaizenginia6.jpg)


Byakuya

1 (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4835/bya00vu8.jpg)
2 (http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7849/obl07ei1.png)
3 (http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6448/obl16xm4.png)
4 (http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9366/obl18et5.png)


Renji

1 (http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3416/aba00ix0.jpg)
2 (http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7123/aba04qr4.gif)
3 (http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/5399/obl00dp4.png)
4 (http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5161/obl13fz9.png)
5 (http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/9466/obl15lw6.png)
6 (http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/137/obl17fu7.png)


Matsumoto

1 (http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/3339/obl03fw2.png)
2 (http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5518/bloebi24fw6.jpg)
3 (http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1444/bloebi14to2.png)


Hitsugaya

1 (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5904/bloebi23pt7.jpg)
2 (http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9224/bloebi68er3.jpg)
3 (http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6421/bl01jb3.jpg)
4 (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2072/bloebi21iq1.png)
5 (http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1836/bloebi66gm7.jpg)


Matsumoto & Hitsugaya

1 (http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/1360/bloebi22yb0.png)
2 (http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9825/bloebi67oc5.jpg)
3 (http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3386/hand1pm8.png)
4 (http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3650/10bantaiza0.jpg)
5 (http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8558/hitsuranan1.jpg)
6 (http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9157/929si8.jpg)


Matsumoto, Hitsugaya & Momo

1 (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2277/blhitugayagumigb7.jpg)


Sado, Uryu, Ichigo & Orihime

1 (http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5264/blryokatf8.jpg)


Avatar:

Ichigo (http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/6890/bbsichigogg3.jpg)
Rukia (http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/7364/bbsrukiacr9.jpg)
Orihime (http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/898/bbsorihimeju6.jpg)
Yoruichi (http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/3259/bbsyoruichilc8.jpg)
Hitsugaya (http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/3267/bbshitsugayaau1.jpg)
Zaraki (http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3019/bbskenpachifg6.jpg)

[Spidey-kid1]

Dude, happy birthday man.
Here is the baxter building.

[S J C]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1441/bloebi36zi3.png


I have gift to you... BLEACH FAN!!! (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8922/eventgb5.jpg)


Ichigo

1 (http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6796/ichigoqs8.jpg)
2 (http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/7592/050404boo7.jpg)
3 (http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7745/ichigo02gs9.jpg)


Rukia

1 (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8448/rukia03hq9.jpg)
2 (http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6808/050404aio8.jpg)


Ichigo & Rukia

1 (http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/315/ichigorukiapz9.jpg)
2 (http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/5757/041208fu6.jpg)
3 (http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/5994/book13ac0.jpg)


Yoruichi

1 (http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/8429/blyoruitixr2.jpg)
2 (http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2742/yoruichi1cg7.jpg)


Byakuya & Renji

1 (http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/5435/renzibyakuyasj1.jpg)
2 (http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/1746/ble00kp9.gif)
3 (http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4069/obl14ns9.png)
4 (http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8711/obl08wy3.png)
5 (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1974/bkrn01jt5.jpg)


Gin

1 (http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/516/obl10hu1.png)
2 (http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/3913/bloebi54ji4.jpg)
3 (http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3853/gin2lt9.jpg)


Aizen & Gin

1 (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6809/blaizenginia6.jpg)


Byakuya

1 (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4835/bya00vu8.jpg)
2 (http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7849/obl07ei1.png)
3 (http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6448/obl16xm4.png)
4 (http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9366/obl18et5.png)


Renji

1 (http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3416/aba00ix0.jpg)
2 (http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7123/aba04qr4.gif)
3 (http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/5399/obl00dp4.png)
4 (http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5161/obl13fz9.png)
5 (http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/9466/obl15lw6.png)
6 (http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/137/obl17fu7.png)


Matsumoto

1 (http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/3339/obl03fw2.png)
2 (http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5518/bloebi24fw6.jpg)
3 (http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1444/bloebi14to2.png)


Hitsugaya

1 (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5904/bloebi23pt7.jpg)
2 (http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9224/bloebi68er3.jpg)
3 (http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6421/bl01jb3.jpg)
4 (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2072/bloebi21iq1.png)
5 (http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1836/bloebi66gm7.jpg)


Matsumoto & Hitsugaya

1 (http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/1360/bloebi22yb0.png)
2 (http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9825/bloebi67oc5.jpg)
3 (http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3386/hand1pm8.png)
4 (http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/3650/10bantaiza0.jpg)
5 (http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8558/hitsuranan1.jpg)
6 (http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9157/929si8.jpg)


Matsumoto, Hitsugaya & Momo

1 (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2277/blhitugayagumigb7.jpg)


Sado, Uryu, Ichigo & Orihime

1 (http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5264/blryokatf8.jpg)


Avatar:

Ichigo (http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/6890/bbsichigogg3.jpg)
Rukia (http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/7364/bbsrukiacr9.jpg)
Orihime (http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/898/bbsorihimeju6.jpg)
Yoruichi (http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/3259/bbsyoruichilc8.jpg)
Hitsugaya (http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/3267/bbshitsugayaau1.jpg)
Zaraki (http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3019/bbskenpachifg6.jpg)

Drools over the pics *and keyboard*

Thank you especial like the Rukia ones

Rukia sexist character in Bleach

[S J C]

Dude, happy birthday man.
Here is the baxter building.

Cool now where is dick Reed I want a *word* with him

[Kahnno6]

Apparently giving someone a tiny universe with infinite tinier universes inside doesn't even warrant a thank you these days! Geez! :evilangry

[S J C]

Apparently giving someone a tiny universe with infinite tinier universes inside doesn't even warrant a thank you these days! Geez! :evilangry

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry :o

I missed that post I am really sorry here have an extra Large slice of my 25 layer chocolate cake decorated with frosting on each layer depicting a great battle in Khazan's proud and noble history

[Kahnno6]

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry :o

I missed that post I am really sorry here have an extra Large slice of my 25 layer chocolate cake decorated with frosting on each layer depicting a great battle in Khazan's proud and noble history

Do you REALLY think that will be enough to calm my anger?! *Takes a big bite* mmm I mean, really! *takes another one* Man, this stuff is great...what was I talking about? Oh yeah...You're the greatest SJC! Happy Birthday!

[S J C]

Do you REALLY think that will be enough to calm my anger?! *Takes a big bite* mmm I mean, really! *takes another one* Man, this stuff is great...what was I talking about? Oh yeah...You're the greatest SJC! Happy Birthday!

Once again chocolate proves to be the omniversal solution to almost everything

[Eternal Torment]

*Throws boomerang at Overmaster* Catch the damn thing! *Boomerang hits Overmaster on the head and knocks him out* Crap. *Boomerang comes back and knocks me out* Double crap.

[The MunchKING]

No one is online. The CBR forum just completely dies permanently suddenly one morning. What do you do?


http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/5708/deathoftheboards.jpg

[Spidey-kid1]

Cool now where is dick Reed I want a *word* with him


On the 29th floor tied up with
everyone else....:D

[S J C]

On the 29th floor tied up with
everyone else....:D

Baseball bat check

Chainsaw check

Liquid nitrogen check

Mayuri Kurotsuchi regen serum check

EMP's check

Barney the dinosaur videos check

Yaoi Fanfics check

I'm ready

[Eternal Torment]

Baseball bat check

Chainsaw check

Liquid nitrogen check

Mayuri Kurotsuchi regen serum check

EMP's check

Barney the dinosaur videos check

Yaoi Fanfics check

I'm ready

When you're done, bring them to my Dungeon. I've got stuff that shouldn't exist. I assume you can handle them?

[Stretch Dude]

It is good, this roof. I am pleased.

[S J C]

When you're done, bring them to my Dungeon. I've got stuff that shouldn't exist. I assume you can handle them?

I have a 12th dimensional space fold system in a ring with it I can bend a Galaxy into a 12th dimensional pretzel. Or a group of idiotic people infected by the dick virus. I think I can handle them

[Eternal Torment]

I have a 12th dimensional space fold system in a ring with it I can bend a Galaxy into a 12th dimensional pretzel. Or a group of idiotic people infected by the dick virus. I think I can handle them

I have a device which can trap a person in two Mobius Strip dimensions at the same time. Then their bodies are looped around, so they are constantly torn in half and reattached. At FTL speeds.

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

I don't have any small presents but I think this will do. *drops a large copy of Tomoyo42's room on SJC followed by a ton of Cardcaptor Sakura manga*

[S J C]

I have a device which can trap a person in two Mobius Strip dimensions at the same time. Then their bodies are looped around, so they are constantly torn in half and reattached. At FTL speeds.

Neat but is it in a stylish ring

http://www.newmoon.uk.com/jewellery/410.jpg

and is we want to get technical I have a device which can upload Eva 1-26 the two movies The entire database of AFF.net and SD.net,

while performing the death of a thousand cuts in a salt pit

resurrecting them and killing them via anal rape

[S J C]

I don't have any small presents but I think this will do. *drops a large copy of Tomoyo42's room on SJC followed by a ton of Cardcaptor Sakura manga*

pulls out umbrella thanks

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

You're welcome. *puts his sandal hat on and pulls out his magic carpet in order to fly around the room with Ururu, Tessai, and Jinta with Yourichi in cat form*

[Eternal Torment]

Neat but is it in a stylish ring

http://www.newmoon.uk.com/jewellery/410.jpg

and is we want to get technical I have a device which can upload Eva 1-26 the two movies The entire database of AFF.net and SD.net,

while performing the death of a thousand cuts in a salt pit

resurrecting them and killing them via anal rape

No, but it is in a codpiece. I have a device that can warp reality in any way, and the changes are both permanent and unreversable. However, to power it, it requires an orgy of epic proportions. Both times I used it, I invited some Rumblers over. And things went out of hand both times. The second time, I powered it using the orgy from You Wake Up Next To Everybody thread.

[hitokiri_]

please this

*slaps stretch*

[Stretch Dude]

please this

*slaps stretch*

Hah! Your slaps are but the pitiful limb-waggings of a stunted fetus to me!

[Sean McClain]

Hah! Your slaps are but the pitiful limb-waggings of a stunted fetus to me!
*uses the 360-Degree Stunted Fetus Cannon to pelt Stretch with thousands of dead babies*

[Anthony Johanson]

Yep...not very captivating, but, it works for me.

[Devon C.]

Ahem.

LAST LICKS DON'T COUNT WHEN YOU'RE OVER THE AGE OF 18 AND YOU'VE BLOWN UP WITH SIX FIGURES!

[Clouds-Are-Nice]

Happy Birthday Anthony Johanson!:)

I don't have any presents on me right now though...:o

Edit:

I guess I do have a card...


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[Guy1]

Yep...not very captivating, but, it works for me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1481530

[Stretch Dude]

*uses the 360-Degree Stunted Fetus Cannon to pelt Stretch with thousands of dead babies*

Is it lunchtime already?

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

happy brthday!!

[nervmeister]

Happy Birthday. Now eat your cake and shaddup! :D

[Tami]

I can't give you card like the nice one from Clouds, but I will say Happy Birthday. As a present I can give you a pass that allows you one free round jump in any future tournaments that I host. I hope you like it. :)

[biggsdacat]

Happy birthday Anthony. Hope all is well.

[Yun Lao]

Happy Birthday, for the ten minutes left before it's over (or at least in my time zone.)

[Gordon Smith]

Happy birthday, Anthony.

[Chou Blaster]

Happy birthday man!!


Ban: Allow me to hlep out!!


:A she then rises up a freakken castle under hi spower.:

Danzaviar; An di shall providde the fire works! Uses fir emagic ot proejct fire works in the sky.:

[North]

Happy Birthday

Hope you have an awesome one!

[S J C]

Happy birthday man what do you want for your present

[S J C]

I was perusing my Library and found some tomes for you so again Happy Birthday and enjoy

The Very Large Tome of Things You Are Better Off Not Knowing, Unless They are Known to Someone Who Does Not Like You Very Much

Morturom Demento otherwise known as the Book of the Dead

and my personal favorite The Necronomicon

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

Happy Birthday Anthony Johanson!:)


Your Gift? A pay raise at the SO Weapons/Items Shop!

[Spidey-kid1]

Dude! Aj! Happy birthday man.:D :)

As for you present, you get Doom and all
of his bots to do your bidding....forever!:evilsmile :D

[Ice'Lord]

Happy Birthday Anthony!
Here have a pair of Quantium Bands. Hope you enjoy being the new Guardian!

[Eternal Torment]

Hadoken! *Blows up the dead babies*

[Super Samurai]

Hadoken! *Blows up the dead babies*
*stitches them back together*

The children are the future.

Seriously when we're all older and dominating the multiverse on a daily basis, someone's gotta rise up and challenge us. Otherwise it'd be pretty boring.

[Eternal Torment]

*stitches them back together*

The children are the future.

Seriously when we're all older and dominating the multiverse on a daily basis, someone's gotta rise up and challenge us. Otherwise it'd be pretty boring.

Then I'll create things for us to fight. We won't lose. Did I just set up a plot for a movie where we actually lose and the creatures take over the world?

[Eternal Torment]

Happy birthday, Anthony! I give to thee a feast that no man or immortal hath seen before!

[Super Samurai]

Happy Birthday!

*bakes a huge cake*

[Stretch Dude]

Happy birthday, Anthony! Behold your mystery present of surprise!

*hands Anthony a wrapped present that is shaped like something*

[Kholdhearted]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/5708/deathoftheboards.jpg

Awesome Munch.

But how do you save the pic? I can't figure out how to save the card I created.:confused:

Curse my computer illiteracy.

[Anthony Johanson]

Then I'll create things for us to fight. We won't lose. Did I just set up a plot for a movie where we actually lose and the creatures take over the world?

Well, reality warping sorta stunts that massively. Make them immune to it, I warp backwards to stop you from ever making them.

[Stretch Dude]

Awesome Munch.

But how do you save the pic? I can't figure out how to save the card I created.:confused:

Curse my computer illiteracy.

Well, if you're using a PC, just right-click on the image and click "Save Picture As..."

Macs I'm not too familiar with.

[Shaman from Serbia]

The most irritatible member on CBR.

I vote myself. Why? Because I discuss things I know little about. And to make it worse I use my humor as argument.

[Nik Hasta]

Well this thread is asking for trouble.

[kain5252]

I wonder how many post it will make till its closed down.

[sharkerbob]

I sometimes get a bit too defensive/forget how to take a joke.

And yeah, this thread is ripe for turning into an insult fest. Best let this one die.

[Shaman from Serbia]

Well this thread is asking for trouble.

Kinda... But I felt like criticising myself so...

I wonder how many post it will make till its closed down.

Yeah, me too...

[MaxofSteel]

We should be a community based on common interest and kindness...

Where's the love folks? Hm?

I submit we all join together for a group hug. Any takers?

[Nik Hasta]

We should be a community based on common interest and kindness...

Where's the love folks? Hm?

I submit we all join together for a group hug. Any takers?

Yeah, why not.

*Hugs*

Join the love dudes!

[kain5252]

Yeah, why not.

*Hugs*

Join the love dudes!


Must.... Resist.... Taking..... Picture...of.... Nik Hasta... and... MaxOfSteel.. hugging... and... Selling on Khazan... Ebay... ARRGGGHH!!

[Shaman from Serbia]

We should be a community based on common interest and kindness...

Where's the love folks? Hm?

I submit we all join together for a group hug. Any takers?

If All of the comic books tough me anything it is that where is love there can be hate. Or in this case irritation.

[Spidey-kid1]

:evilsmile Things do seem to spin out of control with me so I vote myself.:evilsmile :D

No matter how long or how many posts I have I always seem to
feel like the new guy. It bites.:D

[Len Ikari145]

Definitely me. I won't deny, I'm most likely the most irritable person on this board.

[Nik Hasta]

Must.... Resist.... Taking..... Picture...of.... Nik Hasta... and... MaxOfSteel.. hugging... and... Selling on Khazan... Ebay... ARRGGGHH!!

>_>

<_<

*Glomps Kain5252 and drags him into the group hug*

[kain5252]

>_>

<_<

*Glomps Kain5252 and drags him into the group hug*


*puts on Darth Vader mask* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *claws floor*

[Nik Hasta]

*puts on Darth Vader mask* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *claws floor*

Mwhahahahahahahahaahah, just call me Flonne!

[Lord of Denial]

I don't f**king know who it is for f**ks sake! Screw all you motherf **king guy's!

[Nik Hasta]

I don't f**king know who it is for f**ks sake! Screw all you motherf **king guy's!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

He's being, being... being... IRONIC that's the one!

[MaxofSteel]

I don't f**king know who it is for f**ks sake! Screw all you motherf **king guy's!

Someone needs a hug!

[Lord of Denial]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

He's being, being... being... IRONIC that's the one!


Somebody was going to do it sooner or later so I thought I would just get it out of the way!

[Stretch Dude]

*wanders in*

What the HELL?! Who started an orgy without inviting me?

[Shaman from Serbia]

Oh my, this is turning to be popular topic... I'm soo done for when mods walk by...

[sharkerbob]

*wanders in*

What the HELL?! Who started an orgy without inviting me?


Or me! Here, hold my pants...

[kain5252]

Oh my, this is turning to be popular topic... I'm soo done for when mods walk by...


Here *hands Shaman a fake mustache* they will never recognize you.


I doubt they will care as long as it doesnt turn ugly.

[MaxofSteel]

Sorry people, I draw the line at "hug".

*running footsteps*

[Lord of Denial]

Sorry people, I draw the line at "hug".

*running footsteps*


Wuss! Go run away ya little emo!;)

[kel25]

I gotta go with the Hug freak MaxofSteel. He must have found out my weakness and is trying to end me. :p

[Shaman from Serbia]

Here *hands Shaman a fake mustache* they will never recognize you.


I doubt they will care as long as it doesnt turn ugly.

Thanks! I only need a purple-dreen wig and I'll be someone new!:)

[Spidey-kid1]

Or me! Here, hold my pants...


And this is where I take my leave.

*slowely backs away*
*sprints for the door*

[Shaman from Serbia]

And this is where I take my leave.

*slowely backs away*
*sprints for the door*

NO EXIT!

*takes spider-kid1 and throws him in the middle of the mess and then uses his super powers to create a chair to sit and enjoy...*

[kain5252]

*wanders in*

What the HELL?! Who started an orgy without inviting me?



Hmmm... I see... AWAY!!! * jumps in batmobile*.. Batman: HEY!!.. *drives off*.. Me: DANANANANANA! BATMAN!!

[Shaman from Serbia]

Hmmm... I see... AWAY!!! * jumps in batmobile*.. Batman: HEY!!.. *drives off*.. Me: DANANANANANA! BATMAN!!

*Takes Wondor woman's lasso and capture batmobile, ending as a messy stuff on the floor with 1/2 of a single bone (in place!)*

[Spidey-kid1]

NO EXIT!

*takes spider-kid1 and throws him in the middle of the mess and then uses his super powers to create a chair to sit and enjoy...*


*defies the laws of physics and falls through the
ceiling.*

*laws of physics kick in again and he falls back down through
the ceiling*

Ohhhhh. This sucks!

Then Barney wonderes in.


.........O_O.........
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........

*Gets an Idea*

Lets wack him with a stick!

[sharkerbob]

*defies the laws of physics and falls through the
ceiling.*

*laws of physics kick in again and he falls back down through
the ceiling*

Ohhhhh. This sucks!

Then Barney wonderes in.


.........O_O.........
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........

*Gets an Idea*

Lets wack him with a stick!

Here, use my pants!

[Spidey-kid1]

Here, use my pants!


*defies physics again as Sharker throws pants.*

*Sharker missed and pants land on Shaman*

*Physics come back........lands on train that takes him back*
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040711/040711_spiderman_hmed_12p.hmedium.jpg

Oh crap...

[Guts/Batman]

I am, by far, the most rabble rousingest of the members of Rumbles. I am an English and Grammar bastard. Constantly tell people to use the search function. Get irritated when people don't learn anything on a subject after several threads of it.

[Shaman from Serbia]

*defies physics again as Sharker throws pants.*

*Sharker missed and pants land on Shaman*

*Physics come back........lands on train that takes him back*
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040711/040711_spiderman_hmed_12p.hmedium.jpg

Oh crap...

AH! Shakerbob's pants.

*starts fighting with the pants and gets brutally beaten until unleashes Phoenix force against them. Looks around and see that people are staringat him*

what?

[Kamen Rider Luffy]

*yawns* another day another debate. *sits down on his cozy chair while all the mayhem is going on around him*

[Spidey-kid1]

.......................
Sharker Is Now Pantsless!
Run For Your Lives!

[Ant Crown]

<<
>>
<<
>>

Ok walking out.

[Shaman from Serbia]

.......................
Sharker Is Now Pantsless!
Run For Your Lives!

*Uses power-useless (power cosmic?) to create new pants, but they become freaking mix of the pants and Barney the dino. and start slauthering members*

Ups?

[Guts/Batman]

Why would I want to get up? I just started eating the first of two eight oz. NY Strip steaks while waiting for two huge potatoes to get done from the oven...

[kain5252]

*Uses power-useless (power cosmic?) to create new pants, but they become freaking mix of the pants and Barney the dino. and start slauthering members*

Ups?


*Sharkers pants lands on windshield* OMG!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!. *turns onto the side walk and runs over countless people along with the pants monster*

[cappa donna]

*Uses power-useless (power cosmic?)
Would explain why Surfer hasn't ever given himself a package. :rolleyes:

[Shaman from Serbia]

Would explain why Surfer hasn't ever given himself a package. :rolleyes:

Or why he never created some clothes...

[Guts/Batman]

Or why he never created some clothes...

He did have those booty shorts thingies once...

[cappa donna]

Or why he never created some clothes...
He has nothing to cover. To paraphrase my boys Donnie Darko and Borat, what's the point of living if you don't have a Hrum.

[Shaman from Serbia]

He has nothing to cover. To paraphrase my boys Donnie Darko and Borat, what's the point of living if you don't have a Hrum.

Hrum = Beaver warrior?

[cappa donna]

Hrum = Beaver warrior?
Beaver Warrior=Mighty Excalibur?

[kain5252]

Out of all the threads or post whice is the funniest you have ever read. Also who are some of the funniest poster's on CBR.

[Shaman from Serbia]

Beaver Warrior=Mighty Excalibur?

We are talking about Silver surfer, so I wouldn't go as far...

[Kholdhearted]

Well, if you're using a PC, just right-click on the image and click "Save Picture As..."

Macs I'm not too familiar with.

I did but the whole thing would never save.

It would either save just the picture I put as the picture inside the card or it would save just the picture of the card itself(without even the text.)

So I'm at a loss.

[Eternal Torment]

Well, reality warping sorta stunts that massively. Make them immune to it, I warp backwards to stop you from ever making them.

But what if they shunt their creation to a different timeline? By the time you find me, they would be built and the timeline would be merged back to the main stream. I have to beat the crap out of myself to save the omniverse!

[nervmeister]

Read my sig.

[Stretch Dude]

I doubt they will care as long as it doesnt turn ugly.

You don't know Gordon very well. Potential horror/naughtiness/meanness is his greatest nightmare.

Now, then...

*dives headfirst into orgy*

[Stretch Dude]

I did but the whole thing would never save.

It would either save just the picture I put as the picture inside the card or it would save just the picture of the card itself(without even the text.)

So I'm at a loss.

O...kay... Hold on. You're making the card? (Dangit, I misread the first post.) Okay, how are you making it?